NINTENDO ANNOUNCES A NEW WAY TO PLAY

NEW NINTENDO DIRECT/ANNOUNCEMENT INCOMING
Nintendo is announcing a "new way to play" in five and a half hours at 10PM GMT (9AM for 'strayans like me).
I guess the rumours of a new Direct were true after that mini direct we had last week.
This is they're full quote for their teaser bullshit:
Guess or expectations for what's coming?
How do you want Nintendo to disappoint you today?

Other urls found in this thread:

nintendo.co.uk/Misc-/17-01-2018-1328637.html
nintendolife.com/news/2017/08/references_to_virtual_reality_discovered_in_switchs_code
splashbrush.deviantart.com/
poal.me/j4kili
archive.is/XLqr0
youtube.com/watch?v=L7LiK2rpvJE
labo.nintendo.com/kits/customization-set/
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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I don't know, nor do I care. What's the point of guessing rather than wait and see what actually happens?

Nintendo is going to sponsor Yuzu

It will be a finger paint app. Mark my fucking words.

Here's a link for the UK announcement (and stream, I guess?)
nintendo.co.uk/Misc-/17-01-2018-1328637.html

That webm wasn't particularly bad.

A controller you can use with only one hand to play Bayo 3. :^)

Do you really want this discussion?

whatever happened to that golf nes game that was hidden on the switch? did they ever do something with it?

So they're admitting their fans are manchildren.

It's just going to be phone/tablet support, like using some cellphones or iphones as controllers or use them as screen or bullshit like that.

They killed Iwata again.

depression

They'll announce Smash.

Superior Japanese company folded over 1000 times

Why not convert to times relevant to the civilized world, ya cunt?
5PM EST
2PM PST

It was removed in a firmware update.


Either that or some toys to life board game with amiibo shit.

Nintendrones everyone

I feel sorry for you.

These examples are much better.

I bet it's switch farting game and will sell shit load.

They literally cannot lose, except they ARE losing by NOT DOING IT

That's NoA and Pedohouse. The actual heads of the company in Japan want their library of games to become more mature.


Why must you make me feel, user?

That's fucking lame

Because you should be able to figure it out yourselves from the GMT you daft bastard.
Or are you civilised people too piss-weak to be able to go back a few hours on a clock without shitting yourselves with your common core math standards?


Because you cannot be saved until you have truly died.

Also, there was a "blip" earlier today when a Nintendo website updated to announce that the Switch online service won't be live until 2019, then they quickly changed it back. But it's probably true, because it's Nintendo.

Can I change your embed and sticky your thread when the time comes OP?

Go for it mate.

Be a man and do it, faggot.

BASED MARK

I miss him more every day
No, they want more money. They don't care about fucking games. Why would they be "excited" about partnering with Tencent on a mobage game being ported to their Switch to be released in America? Why would their stocks rise a notable amount of percentage after said partnership? Why are they trying to introduce the Switch to fucking China?
Fuck Nu-tendo

Could you be any more jewish? Is it physically or neurologically possible? Holy fucking shit.

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Sure they've only been saying "we don't want to make things for nintendo fans, we want to make them for people who have never played a game" for decades at this point

thank you user.

Why must our board owner be such an embarrassment?

How deep the rabbid hole goes?

MARIO & SONIC & RABBIDS AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES
& KNUCKLES

I think they're just going to keep pushing it back since it's "Good PR" that they have free online "ATM". However, you cannot really say that it's preventing a sizeable amount of people from buying the console since it sold over 12 million in less than a year.

So strayans can't tell time either. Too many abbos dragging down the IQ down under? If you're so much cleverer why do the chinese own your country?

Will we get any news for Pokemon Switch or Metroid? If not then they may as well not even make a direct, because literally nobody cares.

Nah, it'll probably be a new attachment of some kind.

I think it's just gonna be more third party shit because a Ubisoft employee was trying to hype up the direct on Twitter.

Iwata actually mentioned once, quietly, that his "blue ocean" strategy with the Wii didn't work out as he hoped because it didn't translate in to massive attach rates with software sales.


Why does your loli look like she's jerking off two guys at once?


Nah mate. See, I didn't post your timezones because they aren't relevant to me and mine. And I (wrongfully) figured you dumb cunts would be able to figure the rest out for yourselves.
It was the yellow jew or the Israeli jew, and we figured, hell, at least the yellow jew doesn't "fellow white people" us all the time.

Dont get your hopes up too high, nothing thats been said leads me to believe this will even be a Direct. It will probably just be a video announcing a new feature on Switch. You can safely ignore it.

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do you think something switched at Nintendo in the last year? Because it seems like someone put a bit of a break on that bullshit recently.

That's extremely interesting if true, although I'd argue that the WiiU is against this ideal. Mainly because it was just a sequel to the Wii, rather that was because of shareholder pressure or just because of the Wii's casual demographic is another story. Although I think most of us can agree that say that in terms of hardware (not necessarily power) that the Switch was basically the WiiU done properly.

That's a reasonable conclusion, yet the Israel jew dominates Melbourne regardless.

Well I think NCL is not letting NoA getting away with their bullshit, as a result NoA may be leaking information to ResetERA to artificially build it up as the new NeoGAF and to piss off both NCL and NoE

The Talmud would be the reason.

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Who the fuck thought that would be a good idea when there are kids around?

I don't have enough reaction images for this!

It's art, user. Don't you love the arts?

It's grotesque.

So a peripheral input for Nintendo Switch incorporating autism blocks?

Yeah, there is a reason Melbourne is considered Australia's SanFran, it's full of fucking hipsters and AIDs.
Sydney is famous for riots where foreigners get bashed.
And you've seen Melbourne…

Fucking hell.

Yeah, the gamedev scene there is also a fucking mess.

They make a mombot simulator, who is going to spoil the kiddies with excessive headpating?

dose that mean the higher ups from Japan? Because It dose seem like some higher up at Nintendo told them to stop.
I don't doubt it. Hopefully this leads to Japan gutting and restaffing the whole company.

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NoA wouldn't allow it.

more moms

Don't play with my heart, user.

SanFran and Melbourne are like Sodom and Gomorrah. North Korea should do everyone a favor and nuke those shitholes. A smoking crater is preferable to look at.

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I bought a switch with my Christmas bonus just for Xenoblade 2.
I regret nothing.

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I'm not buying one until there's piracy.

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You're trying too hard.

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Well there's several games argubly

Loli's are for headpatting, not fapping.

A new way to play
Bonus points for pic related

I also have Odyssey and Splatoon 2, but XC2 being uncucked was the reason I took the plunge.

I'm pretty sure that's either impossible or would give you one of the shittiest VR experiences.

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Too disgusting and big. Then again, I like mamachan.

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That's a likely possibility. And that design looks simple enough, effective and would be cheap since it's basically just Google Cardboard.

T-thanks

I'd rather wait for the Switch 2 to get VR, especially since VR a shit right now. Even if it's close to being good.

It hurts

I'm not gonna ban you, but I'll disagree with you.

Can you say PERMANENT EYE DAMAGE IN A MATTER OF HOURS?

I can see this happening.


They do VR with phones that only have a 60hz refresh rate. Just because it's the shittiest way of doing it never stopped anyone.

The switch as-is doesn't even have the processing power to deliver a good and worthwhile experience, anyway.
I'm hoping that they release some peripheral which will allow Wii-u, Gamecube, N64, and Wii games to be played. If it's anything else, I will commit sudoku live on television.

So while we're waiting for this shit to start I decided to write a joke. I hope you like canines with excess hair.

An African American man is sitting at home one day, thinking about what he'd like to clog his arteries with and grow morbidly obese on next, when there's a news bulletin interrupting his daytime shows warning of a blizzard approaching. Thinking quickly, he realises he must go now or else he won't be able to get any fried chicken or grape drank once the blizzard hits.
With no time to lose, he races outside his house (paid for with settlement money from that one time he had a job but was fired for being black), wearing nothing but his low-riding jeans (no belt) and his Air Jordans.
The hungry man tries to hop in his stolen Caddillac with its dope new paint job and decal. It's green on top and pink the middle and just looking at it makes hit mouth all watery, and he's hungrier than ever. But since he hasn't been anywhere in a while, on account of not having a job, the snow has piled up on his driveway. Frustrated at yet more white shit he has to deal with before he can spend any of his welfare check on a diet consisting mostly of corn syrup and thrice-cooked grease, he swears at the world for keeping a black man down and preventing him from spending any of his money he didn't earn, and hops the fence to steal his neighbour's snow shovel which has been conveniently left near the front door.
He climbs back over the fence and begins to shovel. Despite working harder than he ever has in his life he finds that his physical exertion cannot overcome this terrible numbing cold, and he begins to lose feeling in his hands. His billows his ape-like cheeks and hoots warm air on to his monkey paws to warm them before once more gripping his new shovel that he found and getting back to work. He's working hard and sweating but the beads of sweat are forming crystals on his silverback, and soon enough he's once more numb. Getting frustrated and yelling about how this is all white man's fault for causing global warming with their goddamn computers they don't let no black man learn how to use, he drops the shovel once more as his hands go numb, and it crushes one branch-gripping toe. This sends him hopping on one leg but his feet, also cold and going numb, slip on the ice and WHACK! he hits his head on the concrete. Having been dropped on his head a few times as a baby by his crackhead mama this doesn't faze him much but when the shovel comes down and smacks him on the face and flattens his nose even further he howls in this winter of discontent.
He gets up again, visions of KFC and KoolAid dancing in his head, and begins to shovel even harder, knowing that if he gets to the store on time he might get locked in during the blizzard and he can sue for that somehow and get more gibs.
Across the street, a white boy and his white father are watching this with some concern, though for different reasons. The father is concerned with property prices and insurance premiums, but the son, still young and naive and good, is unbroken by the hard truths of the world.
The boy says to his biological father: "Daddy, he looks hurt, should we go help him?"
"No, son."says the father.
"But he looks like he's in pain." the son says.
"He's not in pain, son. He's a numb digger."

I don't work for nintendo but I do work with a contract with a company who deals with their finances (budget, accounts due/payable etc.) there was a rumor that this will not be VR but instead allow you to sync up your phone for use during certain games.
I don't have any more than that.

That wouldn't be surprising

Ren didn't deliver and neither will you.

*do work with a company that contracts with Nintendo

Sorry, my syntax sucks after working 25 hours straight

I didn't say seppeku, user. I said Sudoku. That's easy enough.

He's going to deliver

Big Boobs in Space JRPG, Octopath Traveler, BoTW, Mario Odyssey, Bayonetta 3, Metriod Prime 4, Hand Held Dark Souls is one game?


still makes me sad

Soyboys with beards in their pajamas taking selfies with their mouths wide open.

You know, I have to wonder, did anyone unironically believe Ren would deliver?

You gonna march behind CNN live broadcast with a big sheet of paper that has a completed sudoku printed onto it?

Note who the 1 game guy was replying to.

Nintendo finally going to announce that all their games from now on will feature mobile phone app tie ins and gigabytes of on-disc Amiibo-locked DLC?

Ren is a fraud
A FRAUD!

Whatever news agency I come across in Chicago, yes.

Unless you can provide an accurate translation of the Japanese script then it appears that there is nothing wrong in that webm, faggot.


This. Reminder; Yakuza 1&2 HD got ported to the Wii U exclusively in Japan.

Naw, it was just fun to imagine.


Chicongo confirmed to be hell.

they can be for both.

I bought a PS4 for Bloodborne. I also bought a switch for Christmas too and Xenoblade 2 was the straw that broke the camels back along with the announcement of Bayonetta 3, Metriod Prime 4.

That was just Sega seeing if they could get more money. The guy even running the Yakuza IP said that the series will always primarily be a "Sony" series and that he had no ambition to put it on another platform.

Can't tell if you're joking or if you haven't actually played BoTW, English version of that character has a near polar opposite personality to the original. But you're a diaper shitting nintentoddler, so you probably don't care and are only concerned about weather you can cut Link's dick off and turn it into hole full of rotting flesh in the next game.

Now everyone in class is looking at me like a fucking idiot, thanks for making me laugh so hard.

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meant for

Never played Federation force but people say its fun. Don't own a 3DS but Samus Returns looks good imho.

Where's risky_boots_1 and 3

I wasn't going to get a Switch until Animal Crossing was announced for it, but I did anyways for Zelda, Mario and Xenoblade. The high success of the Switch gives me hope that Animal Crossing is coming soon.
I bought a PS4 for Project Diva Future Tone

I don't know why any of you are expecting games.

They better give us fucking F-ZERO ir I will shit myself in live television.

It's nice for viewing panoramic photos. Everything else is shit.

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something to go with "a new interactive experience for Nintendo Switch that’s specifically crafted for kids and those who are kids at heart.", if they do it's gonna be 1-2-switch tier.

This. I'm not expecting anything but just some new features to the Switch UI or some drawing game.
I'd get the drawing game if it were good though

I would like to see more info on dark souls remastered but that's about it. Also unrelated but, why the fuck if Funky Kong so OP in tropical freeze?

There is no 3. Numbers are for when I'm unable or too lazy to type whatever is happening in the image.

it's clearly a game.
the description reads like an ad for some game

He's too powerful, user.

Am I a retard for realizing that the protag is called Shantae as in a pirate's chantey?

He's babby mode for game journalists and literal children. Like the invincible Mario option from the Mario games when you die too many times, but not as insulting because game journos are made of glass and emotional scar tissue.

While the vr speculation actually seems fairly plausible, the wording also makes me feel like maybe its an update to the parental controls or something. Anything is possible in that regards.

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And soy. Lots of soy.

If it's not with my penis, I'm not interested.

Perhaps in the future.

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I'm surprised people still take his coked-up opinions seriously. I guess that English Major came in handy.

meant for

It is so fucking smart idea I am sure they won't do it.

Holy shit it didn't take one second to realize how bad that is. Just kill yourself.

Are you autistic, there's a clear difference in how the character is portrayed in the English and Japanese Versions

I always laugh when seeing this shit.
Who the fuck cares aside from those obese NEET guys with anime bodypillows?

They'd need to relocate NoA from Seattle, though. Which I suspect is the primary reason this has happened. Can't have any sort of wrong think in that god forsaken land, corporate entities included.

GIVE ME METROID
OR GIVE ME DEATH.

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I wish there was anything like that in the us,but all the ones are just kickstarter scams.

It was knowing you, user

Enjoy death

That doesn't answer my question retards.

Post your folder, I need be some blue booty

YOU AREN'T GETTING GAMES YOU FUCKING MORONS. READ WHAT THE DIRECT IS FOCUSING ON.

inb4 its an official switch dog

It's not even a direct. It's probably just a video releasing about a new feature, and that's all.

perhaps it will be

Remember when saying "not an argument" was met when ridicule and Molyneuxposting was ironic?

met with*

When you were browsing Holla Forums only?

Probably VR.

nintendolife.com/news/2017/08/references_to_virtual_reality_discovered_in_switchs_code

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thinks*

If I pay full price for a game then I should get the full game.

But we just HAD a Nintedo direct. I need more info. When does it start? How long does it last?

WHEN, god tell me WHEN

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user NO

It's not a Nintendo Direct. It's an announcement happening in 4 and a half more hours. Could be something, could be literally nothing. In any case, people are getting too hyped about this.

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I don't get it

What are you planning to do with that cute innocent dog.

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Are the eyes detachable? I always preferred the 2 girls version but that didn't seem to click with everyone else.

You know, I thought the dog was neat at first, it was nice to have something different from the -tans, and it does kinda look like a dog. But then the porn had to happen.

What porn,i have no idea what you could mean.

It's not VR. 3D/VR is harmful for kids.

Sorry, correction, meant 3 and a half. it's at 5 PM EST.

How does the porn change anything? Are you forgetting the 34th rule of the internet?

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I enjoy his choice of fanart. It is also some of my favorite arts of that character, who I am particularly fond of.

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Still I like to have an three and a half foot tall thicc short stack dog girl.

which one

Oh, it's an internet handle. Link to their work?

He's on DA

The second one was always wayyyy too contrived for me.
fixed

Am i a lolicon if i like the second.

The ara-loli, nothing else comes close.

I see how it is.
splashbrush.deviantart.com/

what if switch-tan was a girl with detachable boobs a loli with detachable boobs

This shit ain't hard nigga, I already spoonfed you with my sarcastic detailed reply. "splashbrush" was in the filenames.

poal.me/j4kili

'Spashbrush' sounds like a tool in Photoshop.

Always Star Saber

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Why does her hair continue beyond the border of his shades?

why is that lone tooth so erotic.

Countering this bozo. This is plain censorship and they are taking advantage of their position simply because they don't agree with certain parts of the game, and think it is acceptable to acidwash what they don't agree with.

Don't worry, in a few months, they will understand what "ruin" truly means.

Play with what? Your anus!?

The first if it's always /ss/

I don't know, but it's fucking great on tomboys.

It's VR

Are people throwing VR orgies yet?

It's not a proper Direct, or at least wasn't announced as one, but it is some kind of announcement. There is typically a big direct after a mini direct, so who fucking knows.
Maybe the "proper" Direct will be announced after this announcement thingy and the big direct will include more information on this announcement as well as more details on other shit.
Who fucking knows, it's 6am Straya time and I've been up all night.

What makes you so sure?

inb4 it's actually just paid online

inb4 it's paid offline

It's not VR. And that idea of the tablet sliding into a thing is god-awful and will kill whatever meager chance VR currently has of succeeding, because 720p blown up by the lenses will be wose than the virtual boy.

Let's say for the fuck of it it was VR,would you be outraged,more importantly do you think the public would be angry?

NAMBAH TOO

It already is paid offline, you have to buy the console.

VR is considered dangerous for children so that is unlikely.

It's probably going to be some sort of new bullshit collectible like amiibos. Whatever it's going to be it's going to be expensive, addictive, target children who are apt to cry to their parents until they get it and there's going to be repeat business opportunity to it likely in the form of collectability.

I cant think of any other worth while announcement that it needs an entire Direct for. They already patent a VR-looking add on, it has gyros and the Switch isnt that heavy and might just need a counter balance.

I actually think it could be VR if it was one of those headsets that rapidly shuts one lens in concert with the panel. I don't think those are dangerous for children, and it would provide a full 720p (lol) experience since that's the screen itself. But it would cut the frame-rate in half, and I think it's only a 60hz panel.
Or it could just be a Switch-mini that fits in your pocket, or some kid-friendly model like the original 2DS with no hinges and no 3D.

I think if it's cheapish because it's just a google cardboard, the public would be elated at first, eat it up, and then after a week everyone would realize it makes them literally want to vomit because of the low resolution and sub-par head tracking, and then VR would die because nobody trusts it except devoted autists who know what's up.

NINTENDO LITERALLY RECOGNIZES THEIR FANS AS MANBABIES HAHAHAHAHA

Sorry I didn't see your post.
The Switch has a more general appeal than being solely for kids. Everyone I know that has a Switch is in their late-teens and 20s. If anything they'll probably slap on warning labels and maybe a system update for a new parental control that disables VR for their kids.

Then I say let them do it. The sooner VR dies the better.
I just want a dirt cheap Vive someday, for the porn

It's Super Mario Paint

that's the same shit as Lego packaging saying it's for ages 5 to 99.


But if VR dies then nobody will ever make any real games for it. All we've got now are broken mods and experiments. People are still feeling out what works.

Eh,there's a couple decent things that are vr only,like accounting.

I would actually welcome that.

I consider anything strictly room-scale or "teleport walking" to be experimental. They need to finally integrate joystick movement and head tracking into one smooth system.

How are they going to make the Switch's design more kid-friendly?

Someone already made that 'joke' nigger.

I'd be fine with this, the first one had a shitty control scheme but the N64 one seems cool.

It just seems unlikely with the:
Nintendo is also hugely risk averse. It's probably action figures with Amiibo functionality tbh.
I mean, it could be VR but considering the fucking Switch struggles running WiiU games with a stable framerate I can't imagine it can handle that. We're at least one generation of VR hardware from Nintendo trying it anyway, they only attempt stuff that's half a decade or more out of date.

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That would actually make them worth the price. The jakks pacific World of Nintendo figs are already like $10-15, it's the amiibo price range. Add a fuckin NFC chip and you're golden.

gets me every time, it had so much potential

I'm surprised the WiiU got as many games as it did. I don't mind the WiiU ports to Switch, best to get them out of the way now, early in the Switch lifespan. Maybe I'll actually play Bayonetta 1&2, I didn't on WiiU.

What is even left from the wii u to port? pikmin 3?

Probably Smash and Mario Maker.

Wonderful 101?

No it fucking didn't it and all you retards fell for it


It's going to be some gimmick feature that you'll forget in a week.
Likely wagglan, again.

Switch already has wagglan.

Big difference between a shitty, clunky tablet you have to play within a 10 foot radius and an actual pseudo handheld.
That said, I have no fucking clue what they were thinking with the WiiU, I have no clue what they were thinking with the 3DS either, they're the two worst pieces of hardware I've ever owned, and I still own a VirtualBoy. I don't know what people see in either of them.
Anyway, Nintendo never operates at a loss and they only do unusual things when they think it's a sure deal, the problem with the WiiU is it was the first hardware project in forever not being headed by Iwata rip and for some reason they ran with a halfbaked idea.
I think at least part of it is they thought the DS did great, why not make a big DS that uses your TV as one screen not realizing no one wants to whip their head up and down 90 degrees repeatedly.
The switch is kind of a no brainer since the handheld market is totally dead currently beyond the 2002 cellphone level tech 3DS.
Anyway, the long and short of it are Nintendo are faggots and one of the worst influences in gaming past and present.

Jetfire toy was always my favorite. Turns out it was a recolor form another Japaneses series.

Pikmin 3, Smash, Mario Maker, Wonderful 101, Xenoblade Chronicles X Hopefully with uncensorship and QoL improvements

I know it's important to not let games get fucked over by memehouse, but in Fates' case it's just really hard to give a shit.

The WiiU feels like it was a failed, rushed prototype. The Switch feels like it's what the WiiU was meant to be.

I don't think they're gonna port smash,they know people would rather a brand new game,wonderful 101 has some sort of legality hell last i heard,everything else is game though

Go back to ResetEra, DuneGoon

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This. The Wii U is literally a failed abortion, it's what the Switch managed to do better, which was to make a two systems in one. The Wii U tried to be more like the DS with dual screen.

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe did well tho.

Sure,but it's not quite the system seller smash always is.

Totally plausible, though the WiiU did have huge emphasis on the split display and generally speaking playing anything in tablet-only mode was a fucking nightmare between the awful, ghosting display with its washed out colors and the weird inconsistent latency it introduced.
We'll probably never know but I can totally agree that the Switch is at least a better idea.
I'm waiting for them to get fully hacked before I consider one though.

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What's so bad about dual screen functionality?

Does it involve strapping it to your face?

Does it involve strapping it to your dick?

Only three of those are even out, and one of them is a port.

Nothing if handheld, a pain in the ass if console.

More like a "new way to pay". Holy fuck, you fucking faggots that think kikery is political and not systemic. You're worse than boomers. Usury acceptant soft belly subhumans.

More like a pain in the neck

The fuck are you on about?

You're faggot turnover babies. Are you ESL?

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I'm always right, just faster than the postman.

And all of them are mediocre trash.

Perhaps a handheld above what, 240p?

O Enlightened one, show us which games are good, if you will!
If you don't then your opinion is officially disregarded

Calm the fuck down, attention whore.

Embed related.

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Amazing

For the switch? None worth the price for any of the games. Another user put it pretty well a while ago. Nintendo is competing against themselves and losing. Odyssey's a dumbed down version of older 3D Mario titles and BOTW is Japanese Skyrim.

I know what they changed, I just don't give a shit because both versions were fucking awful.

Can you just step into this gas chamber, Mark Shekelberg?

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Why do it on Britainstan time?

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Is there anything better than lolis in micro bikinis?


(you)

Oh boy, a new Direct. That means we can stream it and shitpost together in real time, which is the only reason to get excited for this anyway.

Blipblip wahoo oddessey was pretty fun, from what I played at a friend's house. Xenoblade looks kind of shit and I'm not blowing 300 on a Switch to confirm it.

Being a stand is a certain quality of life.

I have, again, it's fucking shit.

Is there any other reason to be excited for events?

This is the only review that matters tbh.

Gabe, when are you gonna bring back the pink cookie?

See me in the cafeteria when you have the time, we need to go over the Counter Strike project.

loli's in macro bikinis

please excuse the apostrophe.

Please fuckoff and never come back, thanks

I don't think this is a direct at all. Here's a google translate of the Japan version:

"New play" using Nintendo Switch will be introduced on this page.

Pray tell what's cuckchan about saying a game looks like shit.

You need to go back tbh.

I've been trying to say that from the start, this is not going to be a new Direct. This thread is setting itself up for disappointment.

Yeah, but it should still be a fun shit show.

Who invited these faggots over? Seem like most of them are doing survery too. Better off trying to catch me in the wild. Like some tribal observation.

Problem is, I come for you with no water in the way.

They are right this is tribal, but I know where they live. Survey all away. Collect google accounts disowned by the dead or lost. Or mine, you will always get mine. How about you take this to space, figure out how shitposting turns into DNA like plasma at a certain TEMPERATURE.

Next you will say I'm a game's journalist.

Go back to game's journalism

Nani?

I wish anons would check and verify more often rather than just take OP's word for it.

user are you alright?

!!!

I have said my peace. Be bewildered or realize. When you disturb what that is not that yours.

Leave before I find out where you live. I have profiled not just the BO but also VOs. Who's life and data do you think is more important to their continued existence? It is past a threat. Just a promise now.

Pathetic

Go back
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Should this even be any surprise at all?

That's right, I will derail this.
WHAT?
HYPE?
Substandard Holla Forums skinwalkers. Even if Nintendo is more reliable than most, you STILL ACT LIKE A NIGGER.
A NIGGER
HE'S A NIGGER

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I wonder if it's going to be a new controller or a new feature in a future update. I doubt it's VR, so it might be something innovative considering that Ninty would rather make trends than follow them.

Can't have a free NES game, goy. They're going to happily resell you NES Golf for VC.
(the game wasn't even that accessible - only one day in a year and if you ever connected online, manually changing the clock won't help you anymore).

Poland and serbia best countries

Stop posting this garbage please

I posted a source in a follow-up comment and the original announcement contained a video link that pointed to an old Nintendo Direct.

Also I just saw a screencap from cuckchan about Nintendo Pixelbits which is some lego shit you make yourself and you scan it with the IR camera. Possible, I guess?

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Still not sure what you're on about but good lucki doxing jewboi and his cabal.

What exactly is fun about Xenoblade? Watching the trailer, it just looks like a generic JRPG.

Kirby, huh?

kirby is fucking pissed

But why?

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I'm surprised no one seems to understand they're trying to emulator a ":D" or "XD" face. They're just also doing so while autistic.

That's true, but nothing pointed towards a Direct-
Time to go >>>/back/ m8

emulate*

Isn't showing your teeth a sign of hostility?

Sounds fun.


Soygoys.

Please don't compare those people to actual autists, user.

Stop sliding this valuable thread. You're all going to get bannu'd.

And I thought this thread couldn't get any more cancerous

If they were autistic they'd make games like Dwarf Fortress or Doom. They're worse than autistic, they are normalfags.

I'd rather be banned shitting on newfags and Mark than take his uncircunsized cock quietly

I don't know, Zach. Sometimes they post OK music.

Except the link to Nintendo's streaming page which had the last Direct up.
Haven't been there in years mate. Saw someone post the screencap elsewhere.


It does a bit. I liked the "make your own voxel thing" in 3D Dot Game Heroes. That shit was fun. Doing it with actual blocks and scanning it in to the game would be pretty sweet.


Not in humans, or else we wouldn't smile.
I think the soylent grin is a way of the beta male projecting that he's "fun and whacky" (Look! I'm so crazy! Ha ha, what fun! I'm a good and kind person! Please don't hurt me!) as a preventative defense mechanism. The same way girls do duckface to appear whacky and silly and show they're totally not up themselves and they meant to take a bad photo, so that if someone does say they look like shit they can say it was intentional because see? They made a silly duckface.
betagrin is soyboy duckface, basically.

Made some adjustments.

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Why the fuck wasn't this person banned?
Just because hotwheels was okay with ledditfags shitting up the site doesn't mean BOs should

We already have people who unironically post brainlet images, so it's not that surprising.

I still think it would be neat.

Seems a VO or BO is going to have to remake this thread or make it cyclical. If if they were sensible, right? Who starts a thread with no video game this early. Couldn't possible be /wooo/ or /radcorp/
Who slides in this early?


Francis?

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Is Holla Forums really alright with cuckchanners? I haven't been there in a couple months.

Mark doesn't give a shit about the cuckchan refugees as long as they boost the pph

Usually the same reason mark doesn't do anything. "No one reported it." Which probably is bullshit, as mark does browse the board.

Yeah this user seems to be rigt. Mark must have gotten too excited about Nintendo and made this shit thread.
archive.is/XLqr0

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mankids*

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It is coming. Soon.

What happened there?

As deep as you want it to go :^)

Fortunately we got the option for JP audio which bypasses most of these problems. But that's only really useful for folks that already have some knowledge of the language and even then you still have to deal with the inconsistent subtitles if you hit something you didn't quite understand. I really wish that they included a separate set of subs that matched the JP version better and that weren't just transliterations of the mediocre EN dub.

It's bad enought that they're here considering a ban doesn't do much.


Yeah, I fucked up


If you've only been there for a couple of months you should know.
Though it's gotten better now
True, but he also can't do much besides hand out bans which he does on occasion when a fag like that pops up.

H a H a.
They were never a real investigator.

rule 8

27 minutes
oh we're pinned

Is there a link to the stream or is it just going to be a jewtube video?

Mark really only focuses on his gotw. When it comes to actual problems he is a lazy fuck. In fact he usually is the problem with gotw threads.

TL;DR
youtube.com/watch?v=L7LiK2rpvJE

learn to embed

I'm unsure if it's gonna be a live stream, but I edited the OP just incase.

>>>/cuckchan/

Terrible game tbh

oh fuck

hey mork can you check my dubs real quick, sorry to bother you I love you ok peace

switch worth getting?

Give it a year at least.

ye

9 minutes till disappointment

F ZERO IS BACK?!

You know what you're doing,and i suggest you stop it.

what for custom firmware

Yeah, bare minimum you have Mario Odyssey, Xenoblade 2, and gen 8 pokemon.

*wait for custom firmware

hold me.

I expect absolutely nothing

I'm replying to an user who shitposted.

Mark should ban you too.

That formatting is fucking retarded.

You SHOULD expect nothing, this event was overblown from the start.
THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE A NINTENDO DIRECT

mark you kike

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Are you saying that you've "read it", (the post) and you are complaining about the "spacing"?

This is beyond fucking retardation

It will be a paint application with a stylus that's a brush. Or maybe not fuck it.

Maybe he deleted it because you're a spammy retard?

It's anyone's guess.

Probably because it was the most retarded thing I've seen all week.


Like what the fuck? You gave me even more autism just by reading it.

Man, I hope you're right.

I'd kill for Mario Paint Switch

I'm not Mark, but I'll pretend to be him if it pisses you off that much

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Can we bully him now?

No. I console is never worth it until atleast 3 years into it's life

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well shit

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What kind of threads did you make? Because I have saged some very shitty ones and they deserved to be deleted.

Animal Crossing Switch

what did you expect from a fatty nintendo shill?

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LIVE ON YOUTUBE

REEE

Nintendo Labia?

Bet you its a miiverse for the Switch

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IT'S FUCKING CARDBOARD

sasuga nutendo

It's fucking nothing.

switch is over
this is the worst gimmick of all time

What?

Weren't they marketing Switch as the adult's console? I would have like this when I was 5

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WHO THE FUCK ASKED FOR THIS SHIT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

VIDEO GAMES DIED WITH IWATA

Nintendones will defend this.

Like seriously what the FUCK is this?

cancer

I mean it means tons of potential controller configurations I guess instead of peripherals. Maybe kids will be engineers or some shit after making some.

You retards, you know what children will do to cardboard shit? They'll fucking destroy it because they are children. Goddamn who greenlighted this shit.

A
FUCKING
CARDBOARD

What the fug.

This has to be the most retarded announcement I've ever seen. I thought it would be something related to their mobile platforms or something about the online service. but nope

A FUCKING BOX

I can't defend this, this is too much.

Holy shit, now this is a new level of dissapointment

I'm out. Thread was fun while it lasted. What a dogshit product.

This will be really cool for toddlers.

Wagglan has changed..

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Told you guys to not get excited.

I love especially love the one where it is in the shape of a person and it crashes the controller onto the ground. I love it when Nintendo wants me to break the controller so I buy a new one.

Fucking wew.

NOW INTRODUCING,THE NINTENDO HOBO KIT

I'M FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT

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Kek

This is way better than a shitty stream announcing games I don't care for. This is stupid in such a good way. Thanks for the laugh nintendo.

But with cardboard boxes, you can do anything as long as you have Imagination.
t. Nintendo

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Calm down and have a cake, Mark. I'm sure you'll find some way to justify buying a cardboard box to play Nintendo games.

Working as intended. Kids destroy it, parents buy more. Brilliant move, Nintendo.

WEW nintendo is actually catering to manchildren

That's some expensive cardboard my man

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No. Nintendo died with him. He killed it.

EIGHTY FUCKING DOLLARS?

You can now literally buy the box without the game.

The beat in the beginning is groovy, at least.

Isn't it just literally a stack of flat pieces of perforated cardboard? How the fuck could they justify that price? You even have to color and decorate them yourself in the trailer

I'm done

VR barely has people buying into it and Nintendo thinks people are going to flock to cheaply made cardboard pieces charged at insane prices? Was this developed by the University of Israel?

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requesting the "why is that guy eating shit,it's PAID shit" comic

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NINTENDRONES WILL STILL BUY PIECES OF CARDBOARD AS LONG AS IT'S A NINTENDO PRODUCT

This shit writes itself

Games Workshop wishes they thought up this hustle.

Call me when Nintendo makes Robot Pirate Island.

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Well, it's not for me but I know some kids that will think this shit is pretty dope. They love building shit and colouring it in.
Why didn't they just include this shit in the Direct Mini a week ago?
Where's a proper full-size Direct Nintendo you cunts?

look closely it comes with a game too
of course said game probably won't be good

You can have a new F-Zero game…OR, you can have what's inside the MYSTERY BOX.

ITS CARDBOARD HAHAHAHAHA NITENDRONES BTFO

this is brilliant

Hold it
Are they going to be charging $20 for stickers?

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I mean, it probably comes with the game to use this shit with. But that is still $20 for cardboard, and full price for a shit game.

Who knows,maybe the software included with it will make it worth the price tag
but i doubt it.

Woah

might have to get a switch to play that if its got weeb va.

Why would anyone want that piece of shit? The games in the trailer looked like there are flashgames straight from 2008.

Jokes on you, the game IS the mystery box!

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Gameplay footage of Nintendo's latest product.

And here I was even entertaining the idea of buying a switch. I guess bayo 3 will have to wait.

IT'S A BOX! MY SWITCH IS A BOX! DAMN YOU. A BOX!

The unpirateable game

LMAO you'd haveta be a complete fucking MORON to spend $80 on cardboard

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This is kind of a fun idea to make your own peripherals if they DIDN'T COST THE SAME AS SAID PERIPHERALS WOULD.

it will probably be in the vein of those lego products i can't remember the name of
i don't understand why is everyone throwing a tantrum like retard manchildren
does that robokit come with vr headset?

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Nintendo is going to make downloading cars a thing at this rate

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These are the best arguments against this shit itt

it would be great for young kids. I doubt anyone older will go for it.
but I can imagine the business meeting when someone pitched the idea of selling cardboard for 80 funcking burgers

LMAO DIY CARDBOARD GARBAGE
LMAO STEERING WHEEL WITHOUT ANY FORCE FEEDBACK OTHER THAN (((HD RUMBLE)))
HAHAHHA FUCKING NINTENDO DID IT AGAIN

Assuming the price is of the game itself and the cardboard can be bought separately for cheap this is actually pretty neat. It lets them make a bunch of dumb games with peripherals that would otherwise cost a ton for consumers to buy.

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IT'S JUST A STUPID BOX

only if they hire on Tsuchiya and Adrien Newy as consultants. Any thing less and it will feel like an arcade mess, nothing like the original or GX. If it will be made today I want a somewhat realistic representation of aerodynamics and driving feel with complete FFB and slipstreams, fuel consumption and pits with long races.

Except that card is a dominant player in Modern, and enables Dredge, among other decks

I guess it's better than nothing? I know a lot of people liked Nintendo Land for some reason

Looks really nifty for kids, lots of potential. Hell, build your own controllers sounds fun especially if they could be used on other games possibly. BUT

Jesus nintendo, tone down the judaism. BOX PIRACY WHEN

Are you kidding? This is hilarious.

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clown world gets weirder by the day.

clown world gets weirder by the day.

No, the stickers cost a 10er.

And it begins.

so where's the videogames?

Fucking called it

You can't make this shit up goddamn

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I actually love the idea, I'm sure kids will have fun with it

If it actually works with regular cardboard and the included cardboard is just for convenience then it's kinda neat if ridiculously overpriced. If Nintendo is about to DRM cardboard then this is the most brazen form of merchantry I've ever seen.

Better than a bunch of plastic shells, at least. 80 bucks is pretty steep. …I kinda wanna try that robot one…

Lets ban everyone with long unix timestamp image names while we're at it, there's plenty of others in this thread
I can play the dumb nigger game too

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BRING FORTH MORE SPONGEBOB BOX JOKES

Also including Stencils of the Alphabet and two rolls of Nintendo Tape.
labo.nintendo.com/kits/customization-set/

CAN I MAKE A SEXBOT?

Watch, it'll come out, people will buy it, and then never touch it again, but Nintendo will dedicate entire segments to it in future Directs when no one fucking cares.

NO
IT'S OVER

They come packaged with the boxes, but its clear they're not the focus.
Also get ready for soyboys to open wide and film themselves in their room with the robot kit on.

No you didn't called it. Its unlikely i'l ever forget $80 cardboard box.

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You can make a sexBOX

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A cardboard makes every controller ob­so­lete. Thanks nintendo!

A FUCKING BOX

Play this in reverse and it's the tale of how sonyfags are really just nintendrones at heart.

I just woke up. What the fuck am I gazing upon?
This is a joke right?

I'll do you one worse.
watch this become an extremely popular product with young kids

They are already filming themselves "reacting" to Labo's trailer.

More like they'll fail to assemble it or they'll toss it in a corner after playing once and then be surprised it has been teared apart by their pet/kids/their fat ass because it's FUCKING CARBOARD

will my dreams of a Switch Shaped Squeeze box finally come true?

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I expected nothing from this announcement, but this is just bizarre. Literal cardboard coming out on 4/20. Poetic.

Nintendo is going to make such an insane amount of money off of this, it's not even funny.


Pic related.

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I just got some new bedroom furniture so I have a room full of cardboard. Why am I just throwing out all these cardboard boxes when I could be selling them. I just have to write Nintendo on them.

Is this real life?

OC.

like clockwork

WHO WANTS TO PLAY WITH STICKERS
Who wants to guess how much they charge for it?

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bretty gud
edit mark's face over the cat

LMAO DIY CARDBOARD GARBAGE
LMAO STEERING WHEEL WITHOUT ANY FORCE FEEDBACK OTHER THAN (((HD RUMBLE)))
HAHAHHA FUCKING NINTENDO DID IT AGAIN
LMAO FALSE ADVERTISING BECAUSE WHERE'S THE FUCKING RACING WHEEL ITS NOT FUCKING SOLD, AAAAAAAA

t. squidward

I unironically agree with this

It's 10 bux

Ahaha,no way

DO IT

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Do you feel it, Zach? There must be some kind of special exception for stickied Nintendo Direct threads

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It's primarily for kids. It is part of Nintendo's push to getting kids interested in technology and how it works. They have been making blog posts on the japanese Topics page for kids explaining how motion controls work and stuff. This is part of that. I think it looks cool, though I don't think I'll actually get it. Maybe the robot one just to try it out.


The decoration set is 980 yen

wew

You may die or just become LiveLeak material. It's real problematic, for you.

I legitimately believe kids don't even make up a quarter of Nintendo's audience anymore.

They couldn't even give you some stickers when you buy overpriced cardboard?

This looks like some tumblr shit, especially with all this use of pastel/hipster colors.

It won't. There is no chance in hell of that happening, trust me.
What really baffles me about this announcement is that it came right the fuck out of nowhere, with absolutely no prior teasing that it was going to happen.
I'm not even that pissed about it. Just confused. Like, why did Nintendo think this was a good idea? Why did Nintendo think anyone wanted this? For $80, even?
I'm just gonna wait for the next Smash Bros. so Japan Time 3.0 will start and Holla Forums will be fucked in the ass by fake leaks again. Those were fun times.

I could see this being a one-off purchase in a private school or an early computer class setting. I'm not sure how marketable it is beyond young advanced learners. Somebody will make a cardboard waifu controller with HD rumble at strategic places and you want it.

What did you guys expect? The UK ad specifically said it was "designed for kids and those who are kids at heart." It wasn't gonna be anything serious anyway.

Yeah the $80 is pretty shitty, but most of that cost is from the software, not the kits themselves, as the kits come with games in them. This is just supposed to be Nintendo's take on DIY platforms, like Lego Mindstorms, it's not gonna be a dominant thing. Just a side product for schools and father/son DIY projects.

Actual games are coming. Calm your tits. That robot control kit one was pretty dope.

IT"S FUCKING CARDBOARD
HOLY SHIT
REVOLUTIONARY
NINTENDO DOES IT AGAIN
I AM DYING

I told you I had your number, Mark. And your vols. This isn't your game. This is blood.

so does this mean the robot game will actually have the robot copy you as you flail your arms and legs

mi

Mark you retard, the announcement earlier specifically stated it was something for kids. Why were you expecting online stuff?

Watched this twice and I'm still not confident it's not a joke.
Is January 17th the equivalent of April Fool's Day in Japan or something?
Please?

If Nintendo wanted kids to learn about engineering and bulding shit, there would have been better ways than a fucking box. All Nintendo is doing is selling boxes for kids to make pricey dioramas.

Don't act so entitled.

Pretty sure most people are offended at the price of the gimmick and not the gimmick itself.

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Where the fuck are you guys getting $80 from? If a normal game is $60 without fancy cardboard, I'd say $70 for a game plus a bunch of fancy cardboard is reasonable. The variety kit is even cheaper, too.

Oh god
What if this becomes popular, and then cardboard peripherals for games become the new fad in the industry?
I have very low expectations on the popularity of this thing, but hell, the worst case scenario is usually the one that happens.

I hope this is the project NOA is assigned to for their fuckups.

you realize you're defending paying for cardboard right?

>>>/cuckchan/

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Well again, I'm not liking the price either, but most of that price is from the software in the kit, not the cardboard itself. Lego Mindstorms had $300 DIY kits for stuff like this.

yeah, for chimps.

Guess who is going to buy the cardboard and then show everyone on this board?

What, do you think cardboard just materializes out of thin air, and that the processing they do takes 0 time, money, or energy?

This is the most retarded thing
I have ever seen

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He's dead, and I'm glad.

Thread theme.

Go in the thread where feminist rpg writer for inxile eats people.

Do you think that perforated cardboard costs $20 to manufacture?

It's fucking cardboard.

Unfortunately that giant robot game looked almost too similar to that Project Giant Robot game for the Wii U, so it's probably a Miyamoto project.

OH GOD LADS, I'M DYING

ITS FUCKING CARDBOARD

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He'll get two so he can hotglue one

My dad works for Nintendo and here is a leak of the next Nintendo product.

Here's your controller bro

$10

ROBop offed himself. I'm not joking, I actually think he might've killed himself. Attention whores don't just go away.

Thankfully, Mark's best friend is gonezo and retreated back to Holla Forums and cuckchan.

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Even better put him in the hole as well, Miyamoto has to be stopped. Everything he touched now becomes shit.

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I saw that. That was just funny LARPing
Nintendo is actually selling fucking cardboard boxes
I wonder how much they'll cost

Alright, so now that my initial elation at the absurdity has subsided, how will third parties use this amazing new technology?

I can't even muster up the strength to laugh at this. I'm too confused to laugh at this. Is this what it feels like when you've become desensitized?

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Nigga it's just recycled paper.

Thats what it is!

That's still 10-100x what it costs to manufacture

I've watched this video 3 times now and I am still not convinced it's real.

Kill yourself ROB

They'll most likely make their own, except much MUCH cheaper at the price, thus blowing Nintendo the fuck out

You forget they're cheap :^)

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at least wait a couple minutes

So did we just end up in bizzaro world? Like did someone somehow prevent nuclear war at the cost of corporations going full retard like this?

I wish.

You motherfucker. That wasn't funny.

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The only way this shit can be justifies is if each of those things cost 5 or 10 dollars. I like the concept. But holy fuck, it's a box, it's cardboard. That shit will break with time.

It was that one user who fucked his sister, did it so hard he brought us into a safe dimension.

Am I daydreaming?
Is Nintendo going senile?

They are entering the Cardboard Console business.

How new are you lad?

When Nintendo gets high off their own success, they revert back to the GameCube and Wii-U era retardation with stupid shit like requiring 4 GBAs and 4 cables or eReaders to read fucking disposable cards.

This is Nintendo reaching retardation levels that should not even be possible; as if they wanted to continue the Mario Artist games from the 64DD complete with a Game Creator from Mario Maker's leftover code, but then they decided NOPE and went with fucking cardboard to cut costs and to avoid deals with Knex and Lego.

When your TV set gets pawned off or sold off and every single game is in storage, and you have a Nintendo Switch, this is the last thing you want to remind you of the years of suffering you've experienced.

This is every company's dream.

Nuclear war keeps preventing itself out of reality because it assumes that the idea is too retarded

Trips confirm

Another cheap gimmick for Nintendo.
They will never learn.

Can I make a card board gun and shoot myself?
I know that a bunch of you faggots are going to buy this anyways.
You cucks reap what you sow.

Here you go.

I mean either that, or the stuff he said about being in the military was true and he got killed in the line of duty.
He has no online presence at all, anymore, as far as I know. He has to be dead.

See, this is what worries me. I want to believe this is just a side project and that nothing much will come of this, but I've seen and known too much to know that's true.
Maybe this'll be Nintendo's Kinect. A peripheral they're going to push super goddamn hard and yet no one will buy it. That only begs the question, what will Sony's Kinect be? The PC Kinect was the Steam Controllers.

Oh shit, you're right. That makes quite a bit of sense. This is the result of Nintendo getting high off the success of the Switch and believing they can get away with anything.

"Your non-official cardboard is almost as bad as piracy!"
"Buy nintendo licensed cardboard this instant!"

Doubt that Nintendo is trying to "teach" kids with fishing and robot fighting video games

i laughed

70 fucking dollars for some cardboard that cost them probably about 3 cents to make.

This is advanced shekel grabbing.

Wait, is that fucking cardbox for real?

I imagine shooting a bullet out of it would be as safe as shooting a real glock

The sad part isn't how dumb this is. The sad part is that people have been buying any dumb trash Nintendo produces for the last decade.


Learn what? It's not like they aren't making money.

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Yes, they have resorted to selling paper.

At least it gives me a good opportunity to reuse some of my reaction pics

Bravo Nintendo

Holy shit Mark, end your life

It will rot/mold away.

I imagine their thought process was either
or
The price is ridiculously jewish but I understand their reasoning. There is no end to the amount of pointless shit that parents will buy their kids, I can totally see them going for something like this that at least appears to have some amount of educational and creative value over whatever the equivalent of Tickle Me Elmo is today.

What times we live in!

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Hideo Kojima is a prophet

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See, you joke, but the more you think about it, the more you realize it's likely this is what's actually going to happen.

Did you guys not grow up playing with legos? Did you never try to take something apart to see how it works? Did you all grow up playing video games as your one source of entertainment?


The Switch shows diagrams of how the toycons work, how they use the joycons to actually function, and you have to put them together yourself. The whole point is to get kids interested in technology.

cardboard is open source, they can't do that

This has to be the worst peripheral in history.

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Give it up, not even Mark is buying this shit. who am I kidding?

I have infinite supply of thrown away cardboards right outside my house. Nobody will give a shit if i'l steal a little from the trash. Fuck, i can go right now grab a few and make myself nintendo labo before its release.

How many third-party cardboard kits are we going to see? Is Mad Catz going to start selling inferior cardboard houses?

if any of you ever had any contact with cardboard manufacturers you would know price for quality grades can vary greatly especially when it's not just boxes but cut shapes

and why are you all fucks saying it's 80$ for cardboard when it's price of a kit, which includes software and cardboard and whatever else you get to set that up

underrated.

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Introducing Linux Cardboard.

In an ideal world their standard games just wouldn't cost $60 in the first place, I suppose, but maybe any price markup beyond $10 would seem paltry to them.


I look forward to Crowbcat's video on all of the kids who fucked up their cardboard cutouts or got them wet or chewed up by dogs

you need nintendo stickers/lines on it.

MAD BOXZ

oh man i can't wait when nintendo starts selling the elite cardboard pro!

What about chinese knockoff brands.

legos actually let you build things besides a crappy peripheral

Sorry, not every family can afford overpriced plastic
I'm pretty sure it's the excuse to sell overpriced cardboard because they can't be arsed to make controllers for some shit mini-games you'd find on Wario Ware

Yes I did this but pre-cut cardboard sheets are not that. Everybody's controller will be identical except for how they decorate it. Regular Lego lets you build whatever the hell you want. If this was for people who take stuff apart how about a new joy-con or pro controller that is easy to disassemble that you can customize with special buttons or something.

There is nothing technological about putting together cardboard, coloring it, and then playing a video game. Kids could be learning how to program, solder, or even 3d print and all of those are far more useful in teaching kids then this.

*below

Say it with me guys.
A FUCKING BOX

You mean GNU/Cardboard, or GNU + Cardboard?

this came from the past to be relevant now more than ever before

Thanks to the success of Nintendo Cardboard, we have decided to release our own versions.
Please be excited for Playstation Squares and the Microsoft X Box.

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microsoft xbox one X one boX

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Certainly not the idea anyone was expecting, good to see Project Giant Robot return in some form. At least they came up with a creative use of the right Joy-Con's infrared camera.


The price does seem a bit high, so I would assume it for the larger box that contains all the material and the game software. I just wonder how durable this is?

Cardboard sheet x28 (includes an extra sheet for customisation)
Reflective sheet x3
Sponge sheet x3
String (orange) x1
String (blue) x1
Eyelet set (grey) x1
Eyelet set (blue) x4
Rubber band** (large) x2 + spares
Rubber band** (small) x6 + spares
(And game software)

Cardboard sheet x19 (includes an extra sheet for customisation)
Thick paper sheet x4
Reflective sheet x1
String (orange) x2
String (blue) x2
Fabric strap (grey) 1x large, 1x medium, 2x small
Eyelet set (grey) x10
Eyelet set (orange) x2
(and game software)


If only all kids were like that.

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FInally all these companies doing some good!

:^(

Xbox One X X Box. The ONLY box with silky smooth upscaled 4K 15FPS.

It's more like plastic models or gunpla than legos, really. If you wanna argue that those things are shit and not good for kids, then go ahead. Also this stuff has real, mechanical shit going on as opposed to being a bunch of circuitry, so it's easier for kids to understand.


What fucking parent is going to let their 7 year old child have a soldering iron? And how autistic would the kid have to be to learn how to CAD? Programming is a valid argument, but hey look it has a thing where you program the joycons here. It'd be cool if they expanded more on it.

HAHAHAHAHA!

AND YOU FAGGOTS THOUGHT KINECT WAS A FAILURE?

NINTENDRONES WILL DEFEND THIS SHIT AND SAY IT'S INNOVATIVE, AND STILL HAND THOSE SLIMY GOOK-JEWS MONEY FOR A FUCKING PERFORATED CARDBOARD BOX.

I came here to laugh at you, but it's pretty sad TBH FAM.

But could they learn how to solder CPUs?

better screenshot

Dude, this IS the Nintendo equivalent of the Kinect. You really think people are going to buy this?

I thought only NOA needed to get purged. But it looks like NOJ needs to fire people.

MORE LIKE NINTENDO LABIA AM I RIGHT?

Let's talk about the most important thing
Lewd Cardboard-Tan
What will the form of the destroyer take?
Will there be porn hopefully involving Ouya

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You really think this is worth making a console-tan for?

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Somebody draw Switch dog living as a hobo in a box on a sidewalk

Sure why not

What the fuck was the point of that part? It's a cardboard person strapped to a joycon? What is it meant to do? The only visible option on the "Remote" is "Vibrate", what would that do? Even in the trailer, it only showed it falling over. What the fuck?

Hopefully there is a basic programming section so the kids who get this learn something. But I fully expect the only involvment would be in putting the cardboard pieces together.

It's probably pretty cool if you just cut out your own cardboard. Unless they discover some way to fucking DRM cardboard.

Nintendo really wasn't kidding when they said: "We like to take cheap-as-shit technology and turn it into games."

Meet the head of the Nintendo videogame peripheral division.

I can imagine Ouya-tan coming back with cardboard and laughing at everyone for thinking she was poor.

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For some kind of domino thing?

Maybe it's so expensive because there's a chip in each piece that detects whether you're using Official Nintenboard™ or not

Look at the screen, it says "My Toy-Con." It's a custom toycon. You can program the joycons to make your own shit. You program it by adding and connecting different nodes, kind of like Scratch.

I'd take her for free,she deserves a home

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It's not a new console, it's an add-on. If anything, it'll just be the dog wearing cardboard Minecraft armor with a retarded look on it's face.

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Here’s a (you)

Half Holla Forums is taking it well.

You think they won't? It has the Nintendo logo on it. People are still buying amiibos which is cheap plastic, they are not trying anymore because they don't have to.

This is the void, the carrion black pit of shame that every nintendofag dwells in. Gaze into it with pity and contempt

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I was under the impression that neofag died.

Why would you go there? I don't see any reason why to.

To be fair I only just heard about this and haven't had time to look into it. But if I were a kid, I would enjoy this, but I also wouldn't expect my parents to pay for cardboard. I don't even know how expensive the software part is yet.

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Oookay, who's in for toilet paper cardboard base fleshlight?

Glad I'm not there

It's worse than you know. That room is fully furnished. It's just autistic tunnel vision.

I didn't know that Nintendo could think outside of box.

NEW STICKY

Don't worry it'll just be for an hour or two more, because holy shit what the fuck.

Because I wanted look into the void out of curiosity. Feel free to patronize.

Twice the dubs. Thrice the heartbreak.

who would even still post this`?
are there really still people who come in, looking for that one commet just to post this line?

I hope you know that, by even connecting to that shithole website, you've infected yourself with malware.

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I'm not a fucking retarded cuckchanner like you that uses Winblows.

How many idiot kids are going to break their switches by playing with them in flimsy goddamn carboard?

this is 1,2,switch all over again, here we have retards defending a full priced "game" that in reality is just a collection of shit tier minigames
so not only are you paying for overpriced cardboard, you also pay for an overpriced experimental gimmicky collection of minigames that should be 20-30 dollars
this is a fuckin disgrace

Was that picture created for the sole purpose of triggering me?

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Doesn't matter. Javascript is platform independent, bitch.

Who said I did dipshit?


Says the nigger posting a cuckold.

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You stick out like a sore thumb
Fuck out of here >>>/cuckchan/ retards, back to your shithole.

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You obviously care enough to go to that hellhole.

That's rich, coming from the gorilla who posted a cuckchan screenshot. Fuck off and never come back.

IT'S LITERALLY JUST FUCKING CARDBOARD

We're very excited to announce our new Nintendo Labo range releasing in 2018. This original line of accessories for your Switch will provide new ways of enjoying and experiencing content.

Providing a very useful box, your creations can come to life with a small amount of effort. Simply connect your Switch to your smartphone and open the official Nintendo Cardboard App in order to enjoy full functionality of your Nintendo Labo product.

A launch date has not been announced for the app yet, but when live you'll be able to use your smartphone to bring your creations to life. Utilising the Nintendo paid online service will allow you to truly enjoy the full experience of the Nintendo Cardboard App.

You mean you

Alright Holla Forums, customize your Nintendo Labo and then let the next user add his own.

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It's fun to laugh at retards occasionally, but I would have used an archive site instead.

We've gone full circle, lads.

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Do it fag

ROB left a couple months ago. Remember that one fag that swore he'd destroy the board, and then made a reddit post about said post?

storytime?

If that was the actual point Nintendo could have done a thousand better things for those same eighty bucks. They could have sold NES/SNES minis repurposed as development machines with a nice interface in which kids could program basic NES/SNES games with. We could have official tools for NES homebrews and children would actually think & learn instead of coloring some cardboard shit and thinking they're going into tech.
No, but at least those required some basic imagination to make them fun.

I think he means the guy from 4am about 2 and a half years ago
he even posted pics of himself and his sis
and went on describing how and where they fucked, like in their pool

there's screencaps of his posts, not sure if I still have them

Post them in the new thread if you find them. You've peaked my interest.

She's also the sexiest Planeswalker in the game.

well shit I guess i'm a faggot then

the difference between nintendo's cardboard and mtg's is you can get your money/value back or more when you want to get rid of it.

Well, $70-80 for a cardboard box set is nuts. Even with the software it includes. You can get plastic models for stuff like R/C cars and model plane kits for much, much less.

3D printing is all the rage now - Ninty should've included 3dprinted light plastics in the $70-$80 sets and released the carboard 'templates' freely online in case you want to save some money and just buy the 'Toykit' game separately.
We all know kids are gonna break this shit quickly, and Ninty will be happy to sell you another full $70 kit if you broke the 'piano base' because there's no separate 'cardboard replacement' sheet.
It's basically a 'lightweight' switch game, let's price it at $50 plus some cardboard and string. I doubt it includes the markers you can use to color stuff out.

Yeah, no thanks Ninty. Someone will probably make 3D-printable assets and the toybox cart can be acquired from ebay used.

Post em if you can.

Oh, and I forgot - about the DRM.
The system has amiibo support, so Ninty COULD put in some NFC tags in the cardboard to 'authenticate'…
it'd be absolutely nightmarish but I can see it happening

INCLUDES SOFTWARE

It's not just cardboard, friends.

Brings a whole new meaning to these I guess.

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Quite fitting considering Nintendo started selling slick paper playing cards and now corrugated paper.

I mean if this was reasonably priced then I would be all for it.
But they expect me to believe that a peripheral made out of fucking cardboard and string is more valuable than one made of durable plastic than somebody is fucking crazy

Kek, I knew it would be something retarded.

just a healthy reminder

NINTENDO IS A TOY COMPANY AND IT ALWAYS WILL BE!

Please tell me this is bait. There is no way someone is so braindead as to think you need to know an ounce of Japanese to translate a laugh as a laugh.

He did the same shit when people were posting politics in a thread. Fucker banned me asking me to email him personally and when I did fuck all happened. New board never when?

stop saying that shit, someone just ratted him out.

Corporations exist to make money for their owners and Nintendo is as much a toy company as Amazon is an online book store.

FUCKING GAY

This is going to become huge and Holla Forums is going to be in even further denial about the switch

Whenever people get so fed up that a hundred-plus of them make a new board and keep it in the top 50, IE never. That being said, i'm fairly sure /games/ and /svidya/ did that before they fell to atrophy and indifference.

It's too bad I can't be a ripped alpha like your typical Holla Forums poster.

We need the board owner before the community. Basically like mark but fucking competent and bans offtopic threads/politics.

GOD DAMN FUCKING BOX

Depends on the rest of the face, really.
If the eyes and the brows are relaxed, no.