D.I.C.E awards trying to show how "woke" they are by giving Horizon: Zero Dawn 10 nominees

Leo Anderson
Leo Anderson

https://archive.fo/qKxsk
Outstanding Achievement in Animation
Outstanding Achievement in Art Direction
Outstanding Achievement in Character
Outstanding Achievement in Original Music Composition
Outstanding Achievement in Story
Outstanding Technical Achievement
Adventure Game of the Year
Outstanding Achievement in Game Design
Outstanding Achievement in Game Direction
And of course
Game of the Year

First GDC, now D.I.C.E. Is that the Social Justice clique got so angry that Horizon didn't win the GOTY at The Game Awards, that they have to rig almost every nominee with Horizon just to prove how woke the game is?

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Ian Adams
Ian Adams

Because the TGA with Dewritospope didn't end so well because of those pesky voters, now they'll have to settle with the industry circlejerk!

Bentley Lewis
Bentley Lewis

Outstanding Achievement in Animation
Hit me with some animations anons.

Carter Parker
Carter Parker

Outstanding Achievement in Game Design
use Arkham detective vision to find weak points
use nuTomb Raider bow to shoot weak points
That's some real innovative shit right there.

Lucas Martinez
Lucas Martinez

It could be that other sites from different countries that haven't been affected by the SJW influences might have helped out in this, such as Japan, China, South Korea, Poland, etc.

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

Outstanding Achievement in Character
Outstanding Achievement in Art Direction
Outstanding Technical Achievement
Outstanding Achievement in Animation
Oh get fucked.
Does anybody have that screenshot explaining why the game's characters look so ugly?

Isaiah Reed
Isaiah Reed

They got really asshurt about that Horizon Zero Awards joke.

Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

How come I barely see any porn of this game? The girl is a 6/10, and that should be more than enough for someone to draw her getting fucked by a robo-dinosaur or whatever her game was about. I have no idea what Horizon: Zero Dawn is about

Alexander Perry
Alexander Perry

Isn't it innovative to steal game mechanics from other franchises and be praised for it?

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

I have no idea what Horizon: Zero Dawn is about
Femishit propaganda and all things wrong in that world were caused by males.

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

Only got a few.
I'm missing the one niggress everyone keeps posting every time Horizon gets mentioned.

Kevin Taylor
Kevin Taylor

Is that meant to be an actual baby? I genuinely thought it was supposed to be one of those plastic baby dolls.

Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

I have no idea what Horizon: Zero Dawn is about
Just make up your own story. Regardless of what ever you think up it'll be a damn sight better than what the actual plot was.
My personal version of the plot takes place in Simon Stålenhag's alternate 1980's.

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

I have no idea what Horizon: Zero Dawn is about
I don't think anyone does on Holla Forums from what I've seen. Most of the discussion about it has been about:
why are there borders in an open world
why do their faces look like clay
feminism

Noah Rogers
Noah Rogers

I mean there was a screenshot of an user explaining exactly why it all looked so wrong.
It some something about everybody looking oily.

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

Has anybody actually played this game?

Juan Adams
Juan Adams

I got it as a Christmas Present. I still haven't played it.

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

I played it at a friend's house.
It's an open-world action game. Not much special.

Nathaniel Gray
Nathaniel Gray

Meant for

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

I have, it's a 7/10, best thing about it is the robot dinosaurs are pretty cool and tough and it's pretty. lots of padding with resource gathering which becomes mind numbing.

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

lots of padding with resource gathering which becomes mind numbing
7/10
I personally would have given it a six, but I didn't play long enough for it to get boring. Why are you rating so highly when you call it "mind numbing"?

Hunter Reyes
Hunter Reyes

the resource gathering is the mind numbing part, the combat is pretty fun. I don't consider a 7/10 high praise.

Jack Gonzalez
Jack Gonzalez

Outstanding Achievement in Animation
Outstanding Achievement in Art Direction

if Cuphead doesn't win these awards, we'll know the whole shitshow is rigged

Henry Cook
Henry Cook

how's this

Elijah Richardson
Elijah Richardson

woke
/nigger/index.html

Owen King
Owen King

But we already know it is

Tyler Mitchell
Tyler Mitchell

we'll know the whole shitshow is rigged

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

Of course, just by looking at the nominees just reeks of soy and feminism.
I was actually more happy that the anti-Cupheadtards stayed silent when it won 3 awards at The Game Awards

Hunter Jones
Hunter Jones

/autism/index.html

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

How come I barely see any porn of this game?
Uppity feminists are utterly unattractive as a general rule. It also doesn't help that the characters look like dog shit.

Alexander Watson
Alexander Watson

The graphics are great, but that's about it. The technical achievement award is well desrved.

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

They all look like animatronics because of their doll-like skin. Their skin has no blemishes, is a uniform color (people have different color skin all over their body), and it stretches like it's plastic. It's fucking creepy to look at.

Owen Long
Owen Long

I bet you're fun at parties, fucking soyboy faggot.

Liam Phillips
Liam Phillips

It's not creepy enough for me to not want to fuck the girl in the OP image.

Christopher Ward
Christopher Ward

Hahaha nigger. Show's how much you know, I don't go to parties.

Hunter Gonzalez
Hunter Gonzalez

What surprised and disgusted me most reading this shit is
game of the year
PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BATTLEGROUNDS

John Torres
John Torres

A shit game that's not even out yet gets the GOTY nominee because its popular towards chinks and gooks
Why do they have shit taste?

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

I bet you're fun at parties
What the fuck is with this insult?
I see it all the time on NormalfagBook. Is it a quote from a movie or something? It seems to be used a complete random.

Samuel Murphy
Samuel Murphy

I forgot to add, I near exclusively see it being used when somebody is either corrected about an inaccurate statement they've made or they've been proven wrong about something.

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

Outstanding Achievement in Story
They might as well have given it to BioWare then, at least their garbage was so bad it was entertaining.

Jaxson Ramirez
Jaxson Ramirez

The technical achievement award is well desrved.
???

Jordan Hernandez
Jordan Hernandez

It seems to be used a complete random.
I near exclusively see it being used when somebody is either corrected about an inaccurate statement
You okay user?

Jackson Sullivan
Jackson Sullivan

I bet you're fun at parties.

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

It technically got a full release in late December.

Leo Stewart
Leo Stewart

I confused it for a different phrase at first but I only realised after already making the post.

Carter Smith
Carter Smith

Just because they slap a 1.0 on it doesn't mean the game was actually feature complete.

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

it means the developer considers it complete, and anything past this is just refinement. so it actually is feature complete. Now you can judge it based on the final version.

Caleb Rogers
Caleb Rogers

It's like when they tell you a nigger is human but you know it's not.

Jack Morgan
Jack Morgan

That's why I said "technically". Either they were satisfied with the game or they were too lazy to go into the thousandths for build numbers.

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

This reminded me of Dayz for some reason

Jason Ward
Jason Ward

HOLY FUCK

Easton Davis
Easton Davis

Half-Life 2 still has one of the best skin/face textures imo.

Luke Stewart
Luke Stewart

he says as he post alyx

John Cook
John Cook

What the fuck?
I know a guy who knows a guy who got this game used, so I went into it completely blind with nothing to expect. My impression was that its a terribly bland and generic open world made even worse by its over-use of current-year "Gamer-y" neon shaders in your fucking face all the time

Ignoring whatever sick agenda that was most likely behind the games characters and writing, there is absolutely nothing that stood out to me in terms of graphics or the games open world. It was just generic all around in that regard

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

gib robot pusy

Kayden Ross
Kayden Ross

THE FUTURE IS FEMALE!

Matthew Baker
Matthew Baker

I just wish the future females were female.

Jordan Gomez
Jordan Gomez

Too clean shaven.

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

soygoblin
wew

Carter James
Carter James

you forgot snopes and comedy central

Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

Normalfags who don't know any better have, and they're sucking its dick really hard it might comes off

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

Still waiting for a soygoblin trailer. The selfie was tweeted in a Sony Devs hastag.

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

An ambitious but incomplete mess of a mod that gets ported over to become it's own stand-alone thing and subsequently fails to make any further progress?
That's about right.

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

woke
This just always makes me think of the individuals I've had to execute, they get crystal clear right before their ticket is punched. For that last brief moment, their senses are off the charts. Like they could be putting me on Mars.

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

I have. It gives me motion sickness because of the shit framerate and the tiny FOV they use to hide the fact consoles can't put out enough geometry without letting the framerate drop to single digits.
It's basically a stronk woman who has been unfairly treated by the patriarchy (even though the people that "cursed" her in the first place are all women) and then she has to go and save the whole world while also being treated like shit. Like the Witcher, except even worse.
And no good looking characters anywhere, except the males the ugly Ashley Birch voiced MC attracts, because of course they would be somewhat decent looking.
The plot is pretty much told immediately if you're not a retard and then fed in drips via notes you find as you do quests for people. There was global warming catastrophe, people tried to fix it, the machines went crazy, and now they are dinosaurs, and for some reason you can kill them with a stick even though they're made of fucking metal.

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

Make normalfags see awards for what they are: nothing.
All awards are for cucks to suck each others cocks inside their safe spaces. Create an environment were it is impossible for them to have safe spaces and burst all their bubbles of regressive thought. It will be a fun time to see all the salt resulted from that.

Christian Foster
Christian Foster

Outstanding Achievement in Animation
<it ran really smoth with barelly any pop ups, at least least during the parts i saw
Outstanding Achievement in Art Direction
<robo dinos looked cool
Outstanding Achievement in Character
<pfff you mean the Mary Sue MC? yeah sure
Outstanding Achievement in Original Music Composition
<nothing i remember from the OST, any Nintentdo game mops the flor with them
Outstanding Achievement in Story
<eeeeh, it starts with a personal quest of the MC that later grows into a quest involving the whole world, not really bd narrative but the story itself was retarded
Outstanding Technical Achievement
<doubt it, it performed as it should have but it didn't blow my mind like the new cell shaded Arc System Works fighting games
Adventure Game of the Year
<in the same year a Zelda game came out… nuf said
Outstanding Achievement in Game Design
<you mean the barebones farcry with a little bit of monsterhunter thown in the mix?
i don't now what was worse, the weapon selection, melee combat, the hitboxes, or the designated yellow climbing ledges or designated red hiding grass
Outstanding Achievement in Game Direction
<i'll be nice and say that if theyr goal was to spread themselves to thin and lower the bar to the lowest common denominator to get that precious "broader appeal" they kinda succed at it, the gaem is so bland and meh that it ain't even worth hating

it was the first SJW game that wasn't unpliably bad i'll give them that, but take away the robo dinos and your left with nothing

Lucas King
Lucas King

Not enough money in the marketing department for that I'm afraid.

Isaiah Lopez
Isaiah Lopez

Skyrim with a twink was good

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

Bit too much nintendo, nier automata was better than anything nintendo released and botw did a lot of the same shit as hzd.

Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

I used to play skyrim with twink. Nothing wrong with that :^^)

Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

I have no idea what Horizon: Zero Dawn is about
steeve jobs build skynet and bestow his terminator with the ability to consume biomass for fuel
they go rough and eat the whole ecosistem
stronk independant womyn scientist builds an AI a niggress called Gaia and a genetical store designed to repopulate the earth with life and restore the ecosistem by using the robo dinos once the terminators run out of fuel
before dying Steeve Jobs destroys the archive containing mankind's knowledge so the new generation has nowhere to learn from and become primitive abos
Hades, an extintion program designed to destroy the ecosistem if Gaia fucked it up goes rough and decides to fuck it all up by waking up the terminators, despite Gaia kinda succeding
to stop this Gaia self destructs and clones the woman who created her cus her genes would grant her acces to all the AI vaults where she could attempt to repair Gaia and destroy Hades
one of the most violent trives finds Hades first and beliveing him a god they become his minions
in the secret after creddits cutsceene, it's heavily impliyed that the reason the first Skynet and then Hades went rouge was cus they recived an alien signal

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

Skyrim with a twink was a millon times better than HZD
ture dat, Nier's OST is god tier, but the big N ain't that far behind with Super Mario Odissey or the Skyrim Zelda

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

I don't know whats more insulting, the faggotry or how it misses Skyrim's theme.
Nier's OST is god tier
Stop this.

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

There's probably someone insulted i play skyrim at all.

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

Holly shit, tl;dr.The first two lines got me bored to fuck. No thing personal.

Blake Gonzalez
Blake Gonzalez

"I can't pay attention for more than thirty seconds at a time"

Ayden Cox
Ayden Cox

nier automata was better than anything nintendo released
No.

Caleb Taylor
Caleb Taylor

In 2017? It absolutely was.

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

I'm not too fond of Automata's gameplay, but at least it wasn't the boring slog Odyssey was.

Jayden Bailey
Jayden Bailey

muh Nintendo
I really wish you people would stop sucking that dick as hard as you do.
I enjoy some of their games, but you bastards are always insufferable.

Christopher Allen
Christopher Allen

n-no
Are you a balding fuck that only gets to play with his switch when your "wife" allows you to?

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

better than anything nintendo released
That's not a high bar at all to achieve. I wouldn't say that Nier is better than their SNES era games though, Nier is a fucking ADHD weebfest.

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

this is a thread about an award show reflecting 2017, not 1993.
weebfest.
dismissed

Ryder Gray
Ryder Gray

Jokes aside, these guys look healthier and whiter than the average /pol/ack.

Andrew Lewis
Andrew Lewis

those two poor cunts in the middle wishing they were anywhere but there
That can't be a real 8/pol/ or even a 4/pol/ meet up.

Nathan Allen
Nathan Allen

That was HWNDU faggots from cuckchan.

Owen Jackson
Owen Jackson

Depressing.
Thanks for letting me know.

Landon Thomas
Landon Thomas

More like
Horizon Zero Awards

Adrian Jackson
Adrian Jackson

none of these people are from HWNDU though lol.

Carter Young
Carter Young

I don't know of any other /pol/ related gathering.

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

trying to show how "woke" they are
I don't understand… how will this show their wokeness? Are they really think Matt Hardy will give a single fuck about this?

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

we all one race
just the human race
just a different smile
for a different face

Matthew Ortiz
Matthew Ortiz

Here let me tell you how "Woke" works
How do I know if this industry is ready to push ideology on
<Hello I am SJW in [POSITION OF AUTHORITY] here are some [SJW TALKING POINTS]

Juan Jenkins
Juan Jenkins

Woke

Joshua Baker
Joshua Baker

It was the NASA speedrun event

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

/pol/
nope

Bentley Roberts
Bentley Roberts

I can now never trust dudes with long hair without thinking they are possibly trannies. Holy fuck i changed.

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

NASA? Didn't they put a furry into space at some point?

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

That was the Russians.

Ayden Ramirez
Ayden Ramirez

ok lemme try
skynet kills everyone but notskynets brings everyone back to life using robodinos until skynet awakens and tryes to kill everyone again cus alliens said so

Julian Miller
Julian Miller

I have fallen for the jewish marketing scheme of giving high numbers to utter shit
Get the fuck off the site.

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

No, don’t use niggerspeak.

Matthew Robinson
Matthew Robinson

They’ll never add new features to it, so that’s technically feature complete. Like Kerala Space Program, which will never get another update or expansion to itself.

Samuel Phillips
Samuel Phillips

14151023
leftypol LITERALLY CANNOT STOP POSTING their fake image
Reported.

Samuel King
Samuel King

Is that a gorilla on the right?

Gabriel Edwards
Gabriel Edwards

Outstanding Achievement in Animation
It's mocapped
Outstanding Achievement in Art Direction
Outside of the robots everything is just real shit scanned in
Outstanding Achievement in Character
Not even gonna start with how fucking wrong they are there.
Outstanding Achievement in Original Music Composition
Shit all sounds like that Hollywood thing where they use placeholders and then the final composition is 90% the same(I forget the term for this)
Outstanding Achievement in Story
Need good characters to have a good story
Outstanding Technical Achievement
Only award I can see them deserving. The engine does some pretty impressive stuff for the game
Adventure Game of the Year
Every adventure game that isn't this one is more deserving of the title
Outstanding Achievement in Game Design
It does nothing unique. Even BoTW is a better contender because of climbing mechanics
Outstanding Achievement in Game Direction
Open-World
Game Direction
Pick one
Game of the Year
How many dicks did the only cute girl at the studio have to suck for them to get that nomination?

Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

Are all those video games related people? I only know that guy that worked on NMS, who are the rest?

Logan Brown
Logan Brown

I can see Cucky "Gender Neutral Bathrooms" B

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

I don't recognize most of those people either. Some user on /pol/ noticed a bunch of cucks post images of themselves online making this stupid face and he started compiling a collage.

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

It's called a fear grimace

Mason Richardson
Mason Richardson

Top left guy looks familiar but I can't put my finger on it.

Tyler Perez
Tyler Perez

Why do they all smile like that?

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

2B is one of the best things to happen to video games in a very long time

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

Because they are faggots that suck dicks.
you wanted this answer, you expected it, right?

Logan Stewart
Logan Stewart

literally explained in the second post you quoted

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

Is bottom left a jew? His nose looks very hooked, but he doesn't have that Mediterranean curly hair I've come to associate with them

Gabriel Moore
Gabriel Moore

I have. Brother lent me a ps4 with that game installed
Starts with a long, unskippable cinematic
Basically you're a baby, and your (adoptive?) Father wants to do a ceremony to name you
He goes to some old lady to do so. Some other old ladies (matriarchs I think they're called) show up, they said he can't raise your child like that and they banished both of you.
Cinematic ends, you are now in the main menu
Start game
Another cinematic starts (skippable though)
Its a boring game, I don't care about any of those characters. Can confirm it's not an open world too (it restarts whatever you were doing if you're leaving the area)

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

Have another for your collection

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

See
For another

Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

I don't hate the game as much as a lot of people and it makes a hell of an HDR tech demo but an open world checklist game isn't """outstanding""" in any way.

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

Have some more numales

Joseph Rivera
Joseph Rivera

Why do people praise games with generic gameplay?

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

Tattoos were a sign of rebellion
SJWs took it
A beard used to be manly
Now every beta has it

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

Tattoos were never good user

Kevin Torres
Kevin Torres

Fuck you punk girls used to be hot
10 years later now I just find them.. shit. Weak.

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

Beards still look good as long as you don't make retarded expressions like those

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

punk girls
Goth maybe, but not punk.
They were always disgusting. Hanging out with the "bash the fash" morons and fucking behind dumpsters.

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

Odessey and Splatoon 2 were better. Nier used generic Bayo combat that I played in 4 other games

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

Tattoos were always shit and ugly.
But I feel your pain. I used to have a thing for chicks with short dyed hair, and also sidecuts. Marxists really do ruin everything.

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

I always figured that because they were such underdeveloped man children that when it comes time to put on their best face for a camera, they default to "8 year old spazzing out". They default to what a child thinks is endearing to others because they're coddled children themselves.

Jayden Carter
Jayden Carter

Tattoos are now a brand that consumerist sheep use to show which companies own their soul.
Have you considered that your mind was just pozzed at the time? Rebellious girls were always irredeemable sluts.

Angel Ramirez
Angel Ramirez

A beard used to be manly
Meh. Takes more discipline to shave than not shave, plus it scars up the face when you use a razor.
Tattoos were a sign of rebellion
I suppose, but paying somebody to inject ink into you seems really stupid. It's lab-rat tier, but worse because lab-rats get room and board for getting stabbed with needles.

Adam Jones
Adam Jones

everything bad was caused by males
Not just males, white males. While a white woman is the protagonist, and a black woman is the real hero.

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

A beard still looks manly if an actual man is wearing it. It's all in the face. If some soft pudgy androgynous numale has a beard the beard will look goofy and absurd. If some rough hard tradesman has a beard the beard will look manly.

Similarly a numale can shave but he'll still look like a complete numale.

Ethan Brown
Ethan Brown

Beards are fine as long as it's well-kept and you aren't just growing it to compensate for a weak jaw line.
Punk girls have been diseased cunts since punk's inception in the 70s and only endowed the failings of men they clung to. If you were ever attracted to them it's because you were a diseased punk cuck yourself.

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

Tattoos
Your body is a temple user, and you don't put graffiti on a temple.

Christian Fisher
Christian Fisher

Has anyone even talked about this game in the last couple of months?

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

Takes more discipline to shave than not shave
This. Its about the maintenance of your appearance rather than the appearance itself. Shaving or maintaining and grooming a beard shows general cleanliness and effort in not looking like a total dumpsterfire. Nu-males tread that hipster line between not giving a fuck at all and trying to be fashionable that makes them all look like idiot normalfags.

Dylan Morgan
Dylan Morgan

its the human version of the primate fear grimace

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

Eh, I don't blame any user who in their youth thought with their dick as long as they've arrived in reality by now.
Rather have had that happen when you were young and learn from it than be a cuck now.

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

stop being a tryhard fag
liking the aesthetics of it doesn't mean you subscribe to the lifestyle

William Jackson
William Jackson

Not just males, white males. While a white woman is the protagonist, and a black woman is the real hero.
Ironically, this doesn't even bother me anymore. I spend my days hauling/mixing buckets of mud for tilers, save my higher-than-average pay (thanks to construction wages) for real estate, while they're busy circlejerking each-other and living in delusion. They'll get fat, they'll get lazy, and then I'll rule them.

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

Have you considered that your mind was just pozzed at the time?
No, I just liked a bit of edge on them. The sidecut thing was actually relatively recent (~3-4 years ago) and I was already natsoc by then. It's one of those things that looks great until you talk to the girl and realize she'd probably cut off your balls to feed to her feminist cultists betaorbiters. I lost interest in the entire idea within six months.
I still have a thing for short hair (when properly styled) but the dyed hair preference has also fallen to the wayside.

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

(Checked)
1st pic
Looks just like that monster baby from the Witch Doctor comic book.

(Checked too)
I know that feel to user.

(Checked as well)
Tattoos were never good user
t. prude.

Easton Jones
Easton Jones

Nintendo fags forgot they're not 9 anymore.

Easton Rivera
Easton Rivera

Tattoos are awesome but I'd never ever date a girl that had them, unless it was some subtle piece somewhere remembering a parent that died or something like that.

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

It's simple. They want to put on a big wacky smile to show off that they're in a good mood for the photo. However, being idiots, they just strike a pose and hold it for the shot. It makes them seem lifeless and weird.
They want a "YEAAAHHHH" face but say nothing and instead attempt to mimic it and hold it in an inorganic fashion. The end result is an unnatural, static look.
This is the type of shit you learn not to do as a kid, but these people don't learn.

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

Why would you like tattoos? You're PAYING MONEY for somebody to stab you with a needle and leave a permanent mark on your body. I said this before, but lab-rats are smarter than people with tattoos because lab-rats GET PAID to be stabbed, rather than PAY to be stabbed.

Matthew Torres
Matthew Torres

Why would you like earrings? You're PAYING MONEY for somebody to stab you with a needle and leave a permanent hole on your body.
You're oversimplifying things

Julian Nguyen
Julian Nguyen

Earrings and all other sort of piercings are bullshit as well.

Daniel Sanders
Daniel Sanders

still not understanding this meme of "alyx is ugly"

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

Indeed. I knew some chicks who were semi into punk, but after dropping contact with them after high school, I really don't want to see what they've become of themselves.
Nigger, shut your lip then if you want to stick your dick in crazy, especially in crazy that has a decades long history of ruining men. Quit trying to excuse your fetish for degenerate aesthetics and aids.
You sound like an insecure faggot who is exactly one of these ugly subhumans with a shitty beard, piercings and smeared tats who just got cucked by a feminist punk cunt. Enjoy your aids.

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

Also, punk aesthetics are tied to the lifestyle, so yes, if you have any of those ugly tats and piercings, you're basically screaming "I'm a pozzed moron who goes out of his way to look like a degenerate fucktard because IM A REBEL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN", just like how baggy hip hip clothes on a black guy screams "I'm a nigger with a subhuman iq and lives off welfare and who has a long criminal record". Start dressing like an adult or kill yourself.

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

I'm pretty sure she was one of the best things to ever happen to vidya.

Nathan Thompson
Nathan Thompson

being blind

Carter Foster
Carter Foster

yadda yadda mixed blah blah but shantae is hot for some reason bbloobloo

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

Nier OST
Not god tier
Must be rough going through life with such terrible opinions.

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

alyx is ugly
shantae is not
this is somehow hard to comprehend
my banal shit is so good lmao

Cooper Wood
Cooper Wood

disease ridden crazy whores where hot
I'm amazed you survived so long user

Benjamin Butler
Benjamin Butler

Every game award recently has been nominating this piece of crap too many times. Do people even remember this exists, much less play it?

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

Do people even remember this exists, much less play it?
The money remembers it exists.

David Turner
David Turner

to prove how woke the game is?
The fuck? Have SJWs hijacked the term "woke" now?

David White
David White

Unlike the other uptight fags, I agree with you user.
Goths and goth aesthetics were cool until the emos came along. Then, when you thought it was over and killed, the sjw-sphere took it to another level of stupid, wana-be, poser faggotry.
Is this bait? Woke was always an sjw term, some of us just use it ironically to make fun of them.

Carter Martinez
Carter Martinez

I thought woke was a negro term, like "based."

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

"Woke" is a nigger word that means you think the Earth is flat, and it is supposed to be a compliment.
"Woke" is the nigger version of a conspiracy theorist. While "conspiracy theorist" is used to defame people who know the government is lying to them, "woke" is the nigger word for being actually fucking stupid.
"woke" "people" think the Earth is flat. They think there are massive subterranean cloning facilities where celebrities (especially nigger celebrities) are cloned and put into gladiatorial showdowns to amuse the jews evil white man. And they honestly believe in the Melanin Theory and Yakub and other hilarious shit like that.

Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

Based is now a normalfag/reddit/twitter-tier term, or maybe it always was. Either way, luckily, nobody uses it anymore.

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

"Woke" started out as the normie version of red pill when highly conservative "memes" become popular. It wasn't hijacked by SJWs until later.

Caleb Foster
Caleb Foster

who even cares about these awards tbhfam

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

Woke is just the leftist version of redpilled.

Carson White
Carson White

Mixed race mongoloid-negroids rate lowest on the preference chart of every race, you idiot.

Ian Adams
Ian Adams

someone who is not mixed race is hot
someone who is mixed race is not hot
this is hypocritical
I absolutely know what hypocrisy is

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

Literally who used the word "hypocritical"? Other than you.

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

See: You know, the post to which I was replying? Learn how to read.
can’t comprehend implications
can’t comprehend anything unless it is explicitly stated
Nonwhite detected. How about you stay out of the discussion unless it pertains to you, okay chief?

Hunter Long
Hunter Long

everything I don't like is because of SJWs
I guess this would be true if you think literally every person is an SJW.

Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

incomprehensibly broad strawman
(1)
Bump because it “triggers” you.

John Smith
John Smith

open mouth exposed teeth is a submissive gesture
Nowhere in the entire animal kingdom is this true.

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

chimpanzee

Mason Hall
Mason Hall

I know nothing about the animal kingdom
Basically every monkey and ape does this.
http://www.marmosetcare.com/understanding-behaviour/faces.html

Jackson Adams
Jackson Adams

hurrdurr why aren't you putting words in his mouth like me, maybe you're just not smart enough for the elaborate strawman tactic

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

You didn't even read what you just linked.

Thomas Davis
Thomas Davis

Soygoblin
What did they mean by this?

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

What an ugly creature. Why must God create such things?

Julian Harris
Julian Harris

Whew… crying and bitching over a mediocre vidya getting some nominations for a stupid award show. Yeah… you guys are really no better than the SJW, you know that.

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

Why are you lying?

Jackson James
Jackson James

fear is submission now
How far are you going to move the goal posts?

Cooper Diaz
Cooper Diaz

g*d

Jason Cruz
Jason Cruz

shit meant for inb4 banned

Oliver Howard
Oliver Howard

i feel like its the nu-male version of the duck face

Gavin Wood
Gavin Wood

HURR DURR what is hypocrisy; i am defending someone when I can’t even read
Reported, then. You’re too stupid to be allowed to post here.

Jace Barnes
Jace Barnes

Commit suicide, please. Thanks.

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

Never said that she is pretty or sexy. Good character design

Ethan Brown
Ethan Brown

Mixed race mongoloid-negroids
Both of her parents are black.
No clue why she looks like a quadroon, though.

Jeremiah Myers
Jeremiah Myers

Her mom was Chinese or something

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

Awfully chinky nigger, then…

Jackson Cox
Jackson Cox

My memory must be failing me, I could have sworn her mother was black in that photo.

Juan Turner
Juan Turner

Breen had very solid art direction as well. Valve did a top-notch job with their HL2 characters.

Luke Green
Luke Green

That fucking cinematic mod always gets me.

Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

What are you talking about? This is vanilla HL2.

David Phillips
David Phillips

Stop posting that shit….

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

This thread has gone off the RAILS

Jeremiah Jenkins
Jeremiah Jenkins

doesnt deserve an award in any of those

I don't get it.

Xenoblade 2 has the better story by aegis but will never recieve one one billionth the recognition this game recieved.

For its time sure the witcher 3 blows it out with ease, and many faces were photo captured and converted into textures, eli is based on a homeless man.

Jose Moore
Jose Moore

I still can not fathom how someone can make that and say - Yes, this is great!

William Stewart
William Stewart

countries that haven't been affected by the SJW influences
South Korea
I've got bad news for you m8

Colton Perez
Colton Perez

That baby's eyes seem to spread apart and the bridge of the nose where it joins the head is just really smoothed over looking.
How old is that baby? If they are performing a naming ceremony it must be newborn but IT HAS TEETH!

robo dinos looked cool
THIS. This is the only (good) reason people will remember it for. Everyone just longs to fight big dinosaurs in video games don't they?

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

countries that haven't been affected by the SJW influences
South Korea
Nigger, are you for real? Sage for off-topic.

Jackson Davis
Jackson Davis

I was a career Marine for a decade, and daily shaving was mandatory. The advantage is that even now that I can grow a beard, I don't need to since I'm not baby-faced after scraping my jawline daily for 10 years. Also, chicks are into stubble a lot more than a beard if you've got a solid jawline.

Wyatt Diaz
Wyatt Diaz

Reminder that having no beard looks better than having a disgusting thin pube beard like pic related.
If you wear glasses don't wear those disgusting box frames but don't go for some hipster 70's shit, either. Go for thin metal frame glasses or frameless glasses.

Camden Stewart
Camden Stewart

believing whatever you read in the GG threads without evidence

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

this is only posted on GG
not also everywhere else where politics and social justice mania is discussed

Blake Cox
Blake Cox

one autist with a gook flag posts it everywhere
this is a valid source

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

countries that haven't been affected by the SJW influences
South Korea

Wyatt Perry
Wyatt Perry

that baby
the eyes on the monster in the 3rd pic

Colton Long
Colton Long

My personal version of the plot takes place in Simon Stålenhag's alternate 1980's.
a malicious virus bruteforced the AI cloud sustaining the cyberneuro algorithms of Helper Tech, causing mass destruction across the world
genocide of unfathomable proportions
destruction and desolation of cities, towns, entire infrastructures
survivors band together in groups to hide from the drones which were once benign helpers of man
already a better premise than Walking Dead and every single post-apocolyptic story on the market - all with zombies
eventually, over time, man learns to adapt and hunt the hunters
centuries pass, a millennia goes by
civilization has regressed to the state of cavemen and the AI cloud has, through weaker and weaker self-maintenance, basically become dino-retarded
there is legend that one day a son of man will destroy the metal beast's outer god and rid the land from their towering shadow forever
Plot twist is the virus was an international cyber attack and it only targeted this country because it was becoming a global thread (see: Germany) and so they colluded together to destroy their threat from inside-out. It became known as "No Man's Land" and no one has ever set foot there all this time.

In the end you save the land and find out this truth but instead of settling down as a hero you set out to sail towards the nearest of the countries who sought to destroy your people.

As you sail you end up going through a choking fog. No big deal, you got some technomask you stole from some defunct bunker, but you don't know why it's like this.
The fog starts to clear and you find yourself going ashore to a desolated city filled with the sound of constant screams and ear-splitting chants
Wasn't this supposedly a rival to your people at one point? What happened? Where is everyone?
protagonist tries to make out a sign that's been spraypainted over with a new name
Fog finally clears
protagonist's eyes go wide
New Caliphate of Britain

Angel Fisher
Angel Fisher

I feel like most anons here are literal nickpicking at this game for bullshit reasons( just like most SJW do for most games), so I gonna give you a honest review.

Is not in any way a bad game. It's a solid 6 or 7 tops.

My biggest beefs with it. 1) Is it's too fucking easy. If you're familiar with games like Cuphead, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, or Nioh. You will be able to defeat most machines by dodge roll and timing your attacks with your spear. Even on it's hardest setting, you'll be coasting through easily. Not like thats a bad thing all the time. Killing three Rockcrushes on horseback is a fucking blast.

2) It's a open world but it's fucking linear. You see a giant mountain in the distance. You'll probably want to climb it, unfortunetly you won't be able to unless to approach it proper linear way. The game basically limits player creativity. You'll have to walk around the mountain until you see the designated yellow climbing signs (ropes, etc). Scaling mountains, buildings, and machines, are too fucking easy. Alloy has limitless stamina so you can just hang on any ledge forever. Push up on toggle and she'll scale any height with ease. You don't time or press anything. There is no sense of scale conquest like Shadow of Colossus or Monster Hunter.

Other than that. The game is beautiful, weapons are cool, the story is unique ( YOU'RE FIGHTING ROBOT DINOS, COME ON!), the OST is solid, (all the NPCS suck ass) and Alloy is charming as fuck. She really is. I went overly kind route with her. She is pure.

Most the beefs here are BAWWW Feminism and BOOOO NIG NOGS! Seriously? First off men didn't ruin the world. Everyone working at Faro did.If you read the numerous texts. Everyone dropped the ball there, and continued to fuck up by allowing billions of people to be slaughtered while the worked on Zero Dawn. Sobeck is bitch man. It was her plan to let billions of innocent people die fighting for a lie while she and few other people stayed safe in a bunker while she created STONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN WHO NEED NO MAN ROBOT to rebirth the planet. Heartless cunt.

So yeah, there is a lot of feminism bullshit in this game. But it's not as annoying as it or as bluntly forced as many other current female lead stories. Alloy entire society worships the All Mother. So most women are raised to gathers, nurturers, etc. Men will make comments all the time about her fighting and trying to hunter lodge blah blah. But she proves each time, and the guys come around to that. It's no where as annoying as say Super Girl or Jessica Jones. Where the guys are like HURR DURR FEMALE to fucking overpowered superhuman.

Also all minorities, gays, trans, etc. All that bullshit is there. It's not forced down throat though. And honestly if that stuff will ruin a game for you then you really are no better than SJW who refuse to play video games simply because the MC is while and male.

TLDR it's a decent open world game.

Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

Neir OST
banal shit

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

Is not in any way a bad game
Except the plot is And the game looks like because of And it's written by ideological queers, so no

SFM hobbyists take the absolute worst traits of modern hentai, man, I swear

No.
I also like Xenoblade 2, man, especially fun that it ends with the shota getting two girlfriends but let's be real here

Michael Gonzalez
Michael Gonzalez

muh plot
muh character facial models
muh politics
You're the literal cancer, kys yourself my fam.

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

There's something about her face that's so unappealing, but I can't pinpoint what it is.

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

being a bigger faggot than the faggot you're insulting
i know i am.

Ryan Thomas
Ryan Thomas

tfw Gravity Rush 2 will never get any awards

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

cool game

Daniel Cox
Daniel Cox

What song is this? I know I've heard it before although it wasn't this version that's been remixed to sound like nigger music

John Gray
John Gray

So yeah, there is a lot of feminism bullshit in this game.
That's all you had to say, since it invalidates everything else.

Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

of all the underrated games this year gr2's one of the biggest.

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

She looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Christian Thomas
Christian Thomas

I'm trying so hard to ignore that this "game" was developed by Marxists for the sole purpose of pushing a narrative and you're just as bad as SJWs if you refuse to touch this "game": The Post

Aaron Fisher
Aaron Fisher

I don't buy your argument, that it's mediocre at best. the game does nothing original, and having played it, it's worse then mediocre, same as any Ubisoft product, it's bland and boring.

Also, robotic dinosaurs, appealing to a kid's fantasy doesn't necessarily make the game good, even by concept. When the execution is terrible, no concept can save you.

there's no talk of the game outside of the basic political complaining even by normalfags, because even they aren't looking at the game. These are the people looking at the game with a fresh unaltered view of it, and if THEY aren't at least hyped for it in any fashion? You're fucked.

All of your complaints about it are that it't mediocre, and mine argue that it's worse then that, so tell me, why would anyone waste time with this when it's MEDIOCRE at best?

Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

maybe then you should take a moment from your intense dick sucking sessions that seem to have monopolised your time and attention and watch the damn thing to the end if you want to find out that much

Nathaniel Torres
Nathaniel Torres

oh fug
I'm too used to these things never having sources.

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

Here you go.

Ryan Brown
Ryan Brown

YOU'RE FIGHTING ROBOT DINOS, COME ON!
this is eerily similar to most reddit posts. Besides, having a certain type of enemy doesnt automatically make the game passable. Yakuza 2 has a part where you fist fight 2 tigers but yakuza is a good game with wacky premises. HZD isnt.

Robert Evans
Robert Evans

Well user I'd complain about the gameplay as well,
EXCEPT THERE ISN'T ANY, ITS ALL POLITICS, GRAPHICS, AND STORY NOW.

Zachary King
Zachary King

Box frames are the most convenient, they're robust and comfortable. Maybe you try wearing wireframe glasses, faggot.

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

no tits
skinny bones
wewuz face nd shiiiit

Sebastian Harris
Sebastian Harris

those pics
Y'know, I've got a copy of the rulebook for a tabletop RPG nominally adapted from Stalenhag's artwork, and I just realised how neutered it is. It's explicitly meant to be like a (((Spielberg))) film, and the player characters are explicitly not allowed to have their lives put in danger or to get possession of firearms no matter how ultimately dangerous for them the setting is supposed to be (read: very). Meanwhile, in Stalenhag's own art, there are kids getting into confrontations with police and a kid pointing a gun at what going by the intended reading of the RPG's rulebook would just be a whimsical (((Spielberg)))bot.

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

the story is unique ( YOU'RE FIGHTING ROBOT DINOS, COME ON!)

That's a premise, not a story. The STORY is that you're a Mary Sue who everybody loves and respects despite being a literal outcast with zero social skills since nobody was allowed to talk to you until you showed them how much of a stronk independent womyn you were. Your mission is to defeat the evil white male and his toxic masculinity (he literally tried to kill his wife on his wedding night because their marital bed was too soft, and strong men hate soft things) before he can resurrect the metal devil. Sound boring so far… but you haven't heard the TWIST yet! The twist on the story, is that you're not just any old Mary Sue - you are the future clone of MARY SUE JESUS who everybody loved and saved the world after a Rich White Guy fucked everything up by gathering a team of top-notch tumblerites to build a high-tech arc - and ended up sacrificing herself to save ALL LIFE ON EARTH ever after the tumblerites fucked up the design. Also, after she dies, the white man (distraught over fucking up and killing Mary Sue Jesus) fucks things up again - leading to the decaying state that sets the stage for the game's events.

Also, I'm pretty sure the Metal Devil's avatar is a white male - at least, he was designed by a white guy (and a southern/christian) - while Gaia, the secret super advanced AI tasked with repopulating the Earth with life - is a black woman who dinndu nuffin wrong but is being persecuted by the other AI cores because she got the feelies for the current life pattern she created - rather than letting the slate be wiped clean so the job can be done right.

Kevin Perez
Kevin Perez

That's a lot of effort put into one joke user.

Mason Lee
Mason Lee

They did this a couple of years ago with Fallout 4 also. Fucks at Zenimax couldn't get Dorito Pope to give it an award, so they went to DICE so it could win GOTY. And it worked.

Jacob Lopez
Jacob Lopez

And still, we ruin everything that they try to do. Deal with it.

Anything that have leftist politics must be destroyed and the leftist killed. Watch out for yor food, car, home, etc. "Accidents" will happen to leftists all the time.

The only joke is the idea that women cand niggers are people.

Anthony James
Anthony James

And still, we ruin everything that they try to do. Deal with it.
not much success in that field, unfortunately.

Matthew Young
Matthew Young

Yeah I wonder why
no PC version

Levi Morgan
Levi Morgan

This is the same award biz that gave prizes to fallout 4 because todd was sad.

Brody Baker
Brody Baker

have 2 of these
Oh god.

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

thousand cock stare
muscular torso even though the size wouldn't allow muscles at all
the lips of a pornstar who had her lip muscles and jaw stretched by having ten thousand different cocks go in it
rape my face makeup
no tits
that weird as fuck line deliminating what is hip and what is ass
the nose bridge of a martian
wrist is somehow smaller than the arm even though everyone's wrist is slightly bigger than the piece of arm right before it
those rubbery arms/wrists/hands
middle finger of left hand has no joints, it just bends, same issue present on all other fingers to a lesser extent
that fucking gap right in the middle of the teeth
thick as fuck hair that doesn't come out of the front half of the head, probably balding
that "jacket" she's wearing is at least 1 inch thick
crotch ends abruptly, vaginal depth is at maximum 4 inches
I've seen skinwalkers look like a more convincing human.

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

I have the receding airline. Not a warning sign alone since baldness isn't exclusive to cucks.
If you have 2 of the listed signs you're hopeless though.

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

exiled for being a man trying to raise a girl
Now I want to play a game called I Wanna be the Dad. It's a platformer where you navigate crazy death puzzles and fight off Marxists trying to stop you from being a decent parent.

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

But it kinda contributes to the plot. You're a female and you've trained to fight your entire life while majority of the females in this world learned to be nurturers, gatherers, or priestesses. So male NPCS are going to say things because she's different, but Alloy responses are not at all preachy and annoying like most feminist characters. She just proves herself, and guy either realizes "hey she can hold her own", or continues to be dick. Either or it feels more genuine unlike say.. Ray from Star Wars. Complete shit character, that is a true Mary Sue.

It's kinda like playing as any other race than the main in any Elder Scrolls game. NPC are going to say things because you are minority in their lands.

The SJW bullshit is excusable too for me, because it wasn't forced or preachy like Dragon Age Shitquisition (Still the worst game I've ever played). There is no five minute cut scene dedicated to character being gay/trans or preachy bullshit. You'll meet gay or trans NPC, but that doesn't define the character, and it don't make a big deal out of it. He/she/whatever is as pointless and unmemorable as the rest NPCs ( Besides Erend. Best boy. Period.)
It's mediocre. But it is fun mediocre. It's better than most open world games from Ubisoft. It doesn't do anything new, but its fun. Encountering new machines and trying to learn the best way to defeat them is best part of the game. It's like Dragon Dogma in a sense you can wander off anywhere at low level and get straight fucked up. I don't know about you guy, but when I discovered my first drake in Dogma at level 18, I stayed. I died over and over trying to learn best way to destroy it. Climbing on it over and over and falling to my death. Some four hours later, I did. totally worth it, so satisfying…. Same thing with this game. Instead following the plot I went exploring, decided to swim to other side of map. I got straight raped by those robot gators. I learned from my mistakes. I had a blast jumping from mangrove to mangrove shooting them down.

You have a bunch of fun weapons, traps, and mounts, and bunch of fun enemies to fight. Learning the best way to take them down is the best part. If you can ignore the plot, you will enjoy this game. That's all I am saying. It's worth a rent if you're bored.

That being said….>>14156941 and are insanely better and deserve all the awards. Play those if you haven't yet. And please buy them. They're on sale now, and each one is totally worth it. They deserve your monies.

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

Add some self-flagellation and implied homosex and you'd have a critical darling for 4-5 years ago.

Caleb Cruz
Caleb Cruz

TL;DR you’re a faggot with shit taste.

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

The robot designs look really bad. They're incredibly generic and bland and look exactly like countless designs we've seen before. Why have all those exposed parts? They'd get tangled up with vegetation and packed with dirt.

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

dont worry user, even blueglass despite his looks isn't a soyboy. A true soy is revealed once put in front of a camera.

Levi Collins
Levi Collins

and look exactly like countless designs we've seen before
I guarantee you almost all AAA game development is outsourced to the same handful of production studios. Everything looks the same because it's literally made by the same people.

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

trudeau's in there, kek

Lucas Sanders
Lucas Sanders

receding hairline
patchy beard that i keep shaves
Oh god, I'm biologically a numale but not mentally.

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

tfw have a single patch on my neck so I have to keep shaving
I don't understand why either. I have a thick head of hair, could shave twice a day, and lift regularly. All other hair seems to grow fine except this tiny patch. I read something about follicle density because I'm absolutely convinced it can't be a lack of testosterone.

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

always expections, I'm sure you'll find chad looking guys that are complete cucks

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

Not wanting to be numale is a really good sign you're not a numale.

Austin Price
Austin Price

Why are 3D action games called adventure games now?

Angel Morris
Angel Morris

"Adventure game" pretty much means "the locations are kinda big" now and has been for a while.

Dominic Ross
Dominic Ross

the programmer who created the repository of all human knowledge and the educational system that the post-extinction humanity would learn from is created by a stronk hijabi wumyn
straight white male patriarchal capitalist steve jobs destroys her work and kills everyone in charge of the project
game treats this like a bad thing

Guarantee her "lesson program" was nothing but quran readings. Nothing of value was lost.

Wyatt Barnes
Wyatt Barnes

Receding hairline
Oh no.
At least I have a full beard and thin-rimmed glasses. Really would love some of those WW2 German glasses with those hooks behind the ears, really getting annoyed at these ones almost falling off when repairing cars, or well, doing anything.

Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders

I get the impression that their breath smells of boiled cabbage, especially the beardy ones

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

Say that to Disney, EA and Star Wars' producers. Say that to Bungie, Activision and Blizzard.
We are taking down the big ones while also making normalfags aware of their shitty ideologues and their practices.

William Green
William Green

It may smell between soy milk or tofu dogs.

Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

What is this?

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

it's all roughly the same shade of brown
That's what the fucking problem is. Their face is entirely one color, it makes them look like clay.
Read the post he's replying to.

Grayson Hill
Grayson Hill

open mouth exposed teeth is a submissive gesture
You think?

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

I can't breathe

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

Receding hairline
Something 80% of the male population has always had
patchy beard
Even though plenty of nu-males have full, spotless beards

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

A dog panting is a sign of submissiveness
You're trying to reduce body language to the mouth only, and that's supremely retarded.

Brandon Baker
Brandon Baker

If you actually bothered to read you'd know that was specifically about Chimps. Seriously, fuck off with this stupid bullshit you retarded ass goon.

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

Oh fuck, I'm in stitches over this.

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

Sure buddy, now go back to your shed

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

You mean like the warning colors on feminists?

Gavin Kelly
Gavin Kelly

I'm getting a lot of uncalled for rudeness lately. How about you go fuck a nigger instead.

Ryan Stewart
Ryan Stewart

2nd from bottom left is Opie from Opie and Anthony and I don't think he is a nu-male but he is in fact a massive faggot with tits.

Colton Myers
Colton Myers

And now you're undoubtedly a numale biologically AND behaviorally. Congrats.
Kill yourself

Matthew James
Matthew James

Something has happened to this board again, the passive aggressiveness is off the charts.
Back in my day, people would put some effort in their shitposts.

Nathan Hill
Nathan Hill

How about you go fuck a nigger instead.
He probably did, seeming as you sound positively asshurt right now.

Jonathan Sullivan
Jonathan Sullivan

Two of the women shown have light brown to auburn hair, a perfectly natural hair color that many people have.
Showing a flower that uses it's bright coloration (most of which the Human eye can't detect) for ATTRACTING pollinators.
Showing a berry which once again is brightly colored to ATTRACT in particular something to eat said berries to distribute the seeds the berry contains.
This picture and the people who use it are stupid and entirely miss what they should be looking out for.

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

where's that from?

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

oy vey everyone’s going bald you stupid goy
it’s not just me and my soy estrogen filled friends
Kill yourself.

Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

Women have no testosterone. How often do you see women with fucking receding hairlines?

bald means beta durr
Pic fucking related you cum guzzling fudge packer, 100% pure certified soyboy beta faggot amirite? Do I fit in now? Can I post on /pol/ now without being banned?
Just how can someone suck so many dicks like you do and still find time to post Indian street tier shitposts?

Cooper Green
Cooper Green

Notice how he ignores the "201 to 30s" part like a word-mincing goon.

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

Aloy is one of the ugliest characters in recent memory next to Senua.

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

For the two "normal" ones it's the oversized (and in one case colorful) glasses that are designed to draw attention to themselves, rather than blend into the face. Those people chose those glasses because they draw attention, not because they genuinely think they look good in them.

Luis Murphy
Luis Murphy

Odyssey
a boring slog
I want goons to go and stay go

Isaiah Campbell
Isaiah Campbell

2D animations shouldn't even qualify.
/dealwithit

Aaron Turner
Aaron Turner

t. butthurt chromedome

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

Regalia - Of Men and Monarchs

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

Hey, I recognize that face.

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

Me too

Ryder Williams
Ryder Williams

Horizon: Zero Awards.

Almost everyone knows that the shitty ubisoft copy doesn't deserve a single awards. Most people are actually shitting on it and calling out horizon for that crap it is.

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

Most people are actually shitting on it and calling out horizon for that crap it is.

Here, maybe. Everywhere else you'll be stirring up some shit.

Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams

tfw so poor that can't relate to any of these threads at all
only play indie shit and decade old games
am I the only one?

James Thomas
James Thomas

poor in money rich in taste.
these games suck dick and the only reason they're popular is because of advertising budgets that are bigger than development ones.

Adam Turner
Adam Turner

People still shill this bargain bin stuffer
An old friend of mine I hadn't seen in years had this game in his PSN list and got almost all of the trophies. I asked why he liked it, he said his fiancee recommended it, and he really liked it. Turns out his fiancee is some turboslut he met at work, and she has a half-nigger kid. The guy ended up being a literal cuck during the years we haven't spoken to one another. Sad story, but there's an example of your typical Horizon fan.

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

Its the ending theme to Samurai Champloo

Jordan Lopez
Jordan Lopez

The expression in the original soyboy picture literally said "fear grimace"

Josiah Lewis
Josiah Lewis

I feel you. But something inside tells me we're better off that way.

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

This was me for most of my life. I definitely missed out on some experiences over the years but nowadays I genuinely don't give a shit about the majority of new games even though I have the rig to play them.

Actually I don't like video games in general all that much anymore. I don't know why I'm here.

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

I don't know why I'm here.
Just to suffer?
What kind of vidya do you like user?

Nathaniel Jenkins
Nathaniel Jenkins

Same here, I'm actually glad I don't have to deal with any of this current year shit.

Adam Powell
Adam Powell

I mean where is she going to find the time to put on makeup

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

because they are fucking normal fag loosers who are extremely boring in real life so they make dick sucking faces like they are having a good time.

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

You're here because of the (gay) community that you could relate with, Humans crave social interactions despite what wizards has led you to believe, but the fact that we usually shy away from most social gatherings is because they are not relateable to use for the most part, and we only enjoy the company of other with the same mindset But atleast we're together and honest to speak our minds for the most part
Don't even bother, most of the games of today are rehashed shit. The only game that truly felt like next-gen AAA is Bloodborne and its been 2 fucking years after it released. Which i also been only starting to play it atm since i'm a gigantic poorfag that needs 6 fucking months to actually buy Bloodborne-box You'd be surprised at how fast consoles depreciate in value if you're a patient motherfuckger

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

So, aparently there are literal niggers and soyboys here reporting any truths that they don't like to hear.
To those: niggers are apes. They can't create. They only imitate when domesticated by the Master Aryans.
As for soyboys, yes, you are impotent failures. Yes, it is ok to ruin your lives just because we can.

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

Man, remember when WIRED was a good tech magazine? What happened?

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

red on gray

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