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Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5H-YlcMSbc

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5H-YlcMSbc
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/scotland-baby-boxes-nicola-sturgeon-speech-live-snp-conference-a7363256.html
http://playrust.io/map/?162.248.93.40:25215
https://www.youtube.com/user/jellybeannose/
http://www.express.co.uk/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R%C3%B6hm
Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

sup wellams

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

it is duh, go learn who that is and come back when you're no longer ignorant to scottish culture

Justin Jones
Justin Jones

I'm used to that.
although I might really easily fall asleep after.

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

Hihi^^

Not too much. Slightly hungover and I have to start getting ready for my playdate soon. I think I'm gonna wear my burgundy booties today :p

Heyu. How's it been?

Benjamin Hernandez
Benjamin Hernandez

scottish culture

FREEEEEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMM

I've seen that movie~

James Thompson
James Thompson

What happened to the whole not wanting to do anything with the threads thing?

Isaiah Moore
Isaiah Moore

It occurs to me that Lynlee is rocking a shorts-based ZR.

You better not fall asleep before post-sex cuddles.

Cuuute.
Excited for your playdate?

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

Hey bae

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

wait for the new one, it's where we devorce the english and beg europe to take us back

Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

hi cutie

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

Forgot an image.
Because that's totally important and matters.

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

it kept me very focused when i needed to accomplish things.

now i have accomplished all the things and am free to spend the next few years being lazy and posting here again

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

not bad, unis heating up a bit, modded the street bicycle i bought ages ago to be a hybrid now and it runs smooth as fuck, currently contemplating sausages, mash, and gravy for tea :3

you?

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

Right on.

Samuel Anderson
Samuel Anderson

Yess. Not even sure what that entails but last time we just like napped together most of the time after finishing a vidya ;p

Love bermuda triangle.

What's up Moogy?

That sounds good. I could eat a horse atm I think I'm having a beef craving which I might end up following through with x_x

Brayden Thompson
Brayden Thompson

these thoughts made me pretty comfy now

Of course not!
but by doing that I'll sleep quite fast.
Unless you demand something else.

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

being mentally ill in scotland is actually a rather reasonable life experience.

you might not enjoy going outside, but they're only gonna make you do that like every couple of years

Charles Wright
Charles Wright

you should get yourself a nice, fat, juicy steak to eat :3

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

i love triangle you ❤️

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

funny

Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson

waiting to go out soon

though ive been waiting to do that for awhile now

you?

Matthew Bailey
Matthew Bailey

WINNER

go look for "dee dee yoker"

it's him, doing one of his more stereotypically scottish characters

and if that's too scottish for you, look for falconhoof, nick really likes that one

Cameron Perez
Cameron Perez

Nuuuuuuu. I'll save that for the inevitable steak-dinner my dad will cook when I finally get around to visiting him. Ugh.

Stop making me blush >///<

Samesies. Just laying in bed thinking up an outfit or whatnot. White girl problems lol

Mason Edwards
Mason Edwards

hes great

huggu

Christian Garcia
Christian Garcia

but like, fat slabs of beef fam

Camden Reed
Camden Reed

Isaw this nice news for scotland
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/scotland-baby-boxes-nicola-sturgeon-speech-live-snp-conference-a7363256.html

David Thompson
David Thompson

do you genuinely watch limmys show? you didn't just find him after i posted him there?

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

ikr! :)

Anthony Jenkins
Anthony Jenkins

where are you going

Lucas Campbell
Lucas Campbell

I have seen clips

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

huggu
i wonder wat i should pley today

Ryder Thompson
Ryder Thompson

Yeah, but like... No beef.

I've had it literally three times since last December.

That cute short loli girl's place again^^

Remind me to wear my cat ears. I was promised pets~

Matthew Campbell
Matthew Campbell

R U S T

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

i didn't read any articles about it, but i saw the word "scotland" with a baby box thumbnail earlier today, and i know what baby boxes are, so instantly i knew this was lovely news about us starting to do baby boxes.

Colton Thomas
Colton Thomas

heavy pets

Wyatt Allen
Wyatt Allen

osu

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

there are like 3 seasons of half hour episodes, all on youtube, some on UK netflix

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

Ouh, nice desune.
Are you gonna fark?

I demand constant love and attention.

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

LIT

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

tata gyro maybe some other day eh

Christian Robinson
Christian Robinson

That would be nice.

I slept over that boys house but I'm not allowed to sleep in his bed anymore haha It sucked too cause I'm pretty sure I had to listen to him fapping and I wanted to help x_x

I dunno! I dunno if it even works anymore! I mean it probably does but more like I dunno how it works ugh

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

fun story: he is badly depressed, often suicidal. recently got put on SSRIs

someone once said tweeted: "comedy is often someone on antidepressants trying to cheer up a bunch of people who are already happy."

Landon Evans
Landon Evans

for the best

you are lucky you're still friends

Robert Long
Robert Long

😂

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

I mean.
You don't need to be able to pitch to be the catcher.

Christian Scott
Christian Scott

AM NO FAE YOKER AV GIT NO BUSINESS BEING IN YOKER

Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

mindbogglin

Austin Young
Austin Young

eh...
kinda don't own it either.

nah... the game always game overs 15 seconds in.

Adam Scott
Adam Scott

I know. I hugged his mom last night lol

We're gonna be shopping buddies. He said his gf would love to go shopping with me too.

Haha I'm well aware of that, but I'm unsure whether or not she's even down for that with me.

I definitely would love to have my very own katawa loli

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

TFW you now have almost everything in OW for the Halloween event you want

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

I'm always willing to provide that.
cause I love doing it.

Levi Hall
Levi Hall

shit son
remedy that situation
if you can buy a $20 league skin you can damn sure buy a $20 game

god bless

Christopher Thomas
Christopher Thomas

I must get good as Tracer... For daddy!

Gavin Watson
Gavin Watson

This subject disturbs me. but im happy things are okay for you seemingly

Michael Moore
Michael Moore

What do you mean? Sorry :(

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

You're getting there.
Just learn how to duck in from the side and wipe the back line.

Charles Harris
Charles Harris

eh..... but that game has lots of naked black people running around...

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

Didn't take you for a racist.

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

It's okay.
what the fuck luka

Owen Miller
Owen Miller

HAI GROM

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

hallo

Jaxson Brown
Jaxson Brown

Paint me however you like dear.

what? it's a weird game.

lol
what's that funny last one?

Isaac Adams
Isaac Adams

kyle did you see the star citizen thing i showed you

Chase Wright
Chase Wright

Dude, so I got delayed and sent home early yesterday. I was all like wtf, m8. I got my worth out of it though cause I literally could not stop eating work food it was hilarious.

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

whats wrong with naked black people

Evan Butler
Evan Butler

I don't hold high expectations for you honestly.

The trailer vid?

Brody Rodriguez
Brody Rodriguez

Oh, shit.
I totally just assumed, I'm sorry.

I wish you luck with that!
Seduce her over to the ways of the dork side!

Logan Sullivan
Logan Sullivan

beef is 2good tho
im gonna buy a couple of joints of that lovely stuff when market rolls around again soon

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

holy shit nice

watchu have exactly?

you being racist.

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

the co-op preview

Easton Kelly
Easton Kelly

Gotcha. I might just try and nail down Tracer as my only play for a while. Takes some getting used to when you are constantly changing champs.

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

She's more of a nerd than a lot of you guys, definitely more so than me! It's fuckin' adorable.

There's like imaginary testosterone in it so I stopped eating it.

lol Well to put it in perspective, usually you "get away" with grazing like fries and a small chicken tendie here and there, but I was making myself texas toast blts and full potato skin orders and stuff. Then I went to the bar after work :p

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

in a video game?
it's lewd.

You expect things of me?
color me surprised.

naw

Logan Torres
Logan Torres

unless I'm asleep of course.
but I'm willing to bet you don't sleep shorter than me

Colton Sullivan
Colton Sullivan

Yeah. I'd be down to play it.

I feel ya. That's what I'm doing with Ana.

Not really.

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

eat fish then :/

Andrew Baker
Andrew Baker

its natural
that had a different filename

Xavier Williams
Xavier Williams

I like fishies. Mostly chicken though.

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

Doesn't take it to the base
Amateur.

Jeremiah Garcia
Jeremiah Garcia

k
den
:P

idk

Angel Brooks
Angel Brooks

Ana so good to play though. Not gonna lie. Like 76 so versatile. Can go full attack or defense.

Cameron Brooks
Cameron Brooks

I know

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

tfw small tiddy short haired grills

Thomas Torres
Thomas Torres

hungry is as hungry does lol

but you have a problem with naked black people running around.

Also you can turn nudity off

ew

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

It's part of why I favor her and Zen over Lucio and Mercy.
I like to be able to defend myself a bit.
Lucio can stay safe, but can't kill much save for knock offs. Mercy is just garbage.

Kayden Collins
Kayden Collins

You are ew!!!!

Mercy is alright, but I feel hamstrung playing as them. It is no good if your team refuses to protect you. And only wants succ with no give back. Atleast with Ana you can deal with that and give a little.
Lol, this innuendo.

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

honestly i just don't understand what makes that game specifically soo popular amongst you.

Eli Myers
Eli Myers

I better log on and see if they raided my mine filled hellhole welp

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

the adrenaline rush+antics

Dylan Green
Dylan Green

I'll be honest. It's hard to keep a Tracer doing her job in my scope. But a good Tracer knows how to stay alive on her own. Health packs are your friend with her. If I was Zen I could do it better. But you need to learn self sufficiency as her.

David Nelson
David Nelson

Its like minecraft.... and Day-Z.... in one

Jose Reed
Jose Reed

sheer survival man

it's fucking intense

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

Yeah, I need to get to know the levels better. Like I know them but I dont "KNOW" them.
And as a tracer I think you cannot really do your role justice if you are relying on succ. Gottta be proactive.

William Stewart
William Stewart

spent 4 hours playing, never saw anyone. then somefucker whacks me outta the blue.

tense.

Angel Lopez
Angel Lopez

were you on our server or a diff one?

Noah Wright
Noah Wright

i'll think about it.

Isaiah Gonzalez
Isaiah Gonzalez

Yours. I am in the southern hells. where is the HQ? I am in a mexican style hellhole right now.

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

you can also be a god and destroy shit like this

Jonathan Perez
Jonathan Perez

Hop in a custom game and just explore the maps.
Learn where packs and escape routes are.

John Bailey
John Bailey

I didn't know my step sister played video games
It's a PS4 controller.
She's hitting the same two buttons.
And is ignoring the Dpad and left analog stick.
She never touches the right stick.

You step sister does not play videogames.
I'd say she's leaving bad comments on youtube.
But she isn't even doing that if she isn't using the dpad.

Like.
Bitch, put that thing down if you aren't going to use it right.

Colton Cox
Colton Cox

check coord X11

Ryder Evans
Ryder Evans

i dont follow

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

know how in the queues to gigs and nightclubs if the doors are late to open people start shouting "shenanigans"

can I tell you a secret

that was me

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

http://playrust.io/map/?162.248.93.40:25215
turn on your grid

cute

Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

Yeah, thats the main issue. Its also muscle memory the waps and wee wahs to just do them instant

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

We can learn together. I have to learn vantage points for Ana anyhow.

Evan Powell
Evan Powell

why would you fuck during games
you're destroying your team/highscore

#GamersagainstSex

Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

kyle can we play gta online when i get home

Evan Lee
Evan Lee

what if i don't want people to raid me or break my stuff?

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

thanks dude. time to check my shit and head on the road.

Brandon Lewis
Brandon Lewis

fear the ana

Jonathan Butler
Jonathan Butler

it is a fact of life.

not an if, but when

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

Who is this?

Brody Parker
Brody Parker

I wouldn't want someone to fuck me during vidya.
Because either you're not good and only one person's enjoying it.

Or I'm going to get mad at you for distracting me from what I was doing.

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

me

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

i wonder how far i can keep away from that.

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

I'm about to head to work.
I would be down for it when I get home though.

Caleb Gonzalez
Caleb Gonzalez

Wait, for real?

Asher Hill
Asher Hill

okay. we have a new heist to prepare for

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

Babe, where'd you put the PS4 controller.

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

Never mind, found it.

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

if you play like a hermit you wont have fun

Julian Cook
Julian Cook

Alright. I need to level up so I can use sticky bombs.

Bentley Young
Bentley Young

Maybe it's just not for me then?

Lucas Hall
Lucas Hall

we could also play something else if youd prefer

Christian Moore
Christian Moore

maybe.

Jeremiah White
Jeremiah White

bathro- oh ok

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

Gros.

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

Nah, GTA is fun.
I just need to get use to the controls again.

Jack Sanchez
Jack Sanchez

you don't even drink.

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

Drinking is hell.

Blake Williams
Blake Williams

when the elite co-op comes out youre getting that too

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

Yes, mistress.

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

what was going through your mind that that would be gross

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

cheers to that *hic*

Lucas Sanchez
Lucas Sanchez

good slave

now lick my cunt

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

Controllers vibrate these days.

Angel Brown
Angel Brown

everything vibrates these days, it's uncanny

Joseph James
Joseph James

mhm

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

I spaced out cause my in game character bashar al-assad died and everyone thought I was talking about the real one lol

psssh why would I use that there.
nothing healthier than playing in the bathroom.

Nicholas Baker
Nicholas Baker

sigh

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

You never RP when I try...

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

your games controller vibrates, your to remote vibrates, your phone vibrates, your seat vibrates, your bed vibrates, your toothbrush vibrates, your mp3 player vibrates, your car keys vibrate, if you told people in the 1940s it would be like this in 2016 they'd have told you to fuck off, you queer retard

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

i told you i am not good at those things

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

tv remote*

why does autocorrect not think tv is a real word

Owen Morris
Owen Morris

Touhou: Scarlet Curiosity, and PSYCHO-PASS: Mandatory Happiness are both out, it seems.

Aiden Harris
Aiden Harris

I don't know why but I kinda want to fuck that animal.

Which is wrong because I don't want to turn into a furry

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

The goal of Touhou: Scarlet Curiosity isn't just to entertain you, but to entertain Remilia Scarlet and her maid too.

Samuel Gray
Samuel Gray

this is a great crowd

Alexander Richardson
Alexander Richardson

It's ok. I'll take the lead.

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

meow?

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

guys, you know what would be absolutely fucking awful if it existed? tinned donner kebab

not shavings of it, just a big fucking cylinder of donner meat in a can, £1 a can from your local supermarket, made by some generic tinned foods company

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

I expect some damn good cyber sex when I get home.

I'll catch ya on the flip side.

James Anderson
James Anderson

*pur*
cya

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

i mean, can you think of a worse food item to come in tinned form?

Jaxson Morgan
Jaxson Morgan

*pets gently*

Juan Adams
Juan Adams

picture it, right there next to the tesco value tins of corned beef, luncheon meat, and spam

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

If it includes a cheese slicer all is good.

James Roberts
James Roberts

nope

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

mmmmmmmmmf

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

it would be suspended in a thick yellow fat too, you know it

Angel Smith
Angel Smith

And you wanted to share this disgusting idea because?

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

yup, andi t would have a jelly like consistency

reasons

Liam Sullivan
Liam Sullivan

are you feeling healthy today?

Benjamin Reed
Benjamin Reed

exactly

if it was old enough, it would has gone runny, like whole tinned chickens

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

Reasons are like raisins, nobody likes them.

Henry Watson
Henry Watson

sekibanki~

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

rather ill actually

John Nelson
John Nelson

it would also smell awful coming out of the tin, and have twice the salt content of standard donner meat

*pet*

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

savage

tesco chicken roll smells exactly like fart when you first open it, i bet dinner would be brutal

Dominic Watson
Dominic Watson

donner*

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

how about we go one better then? princes donner meat sandwich spread in a jar

James Long
James Long

what's ill today? ;~;

Adrian Reed
Adrian Reed

sneezing

could be allergies

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

a donner pop tart
donner bovril
donner scented air freshener

Zachary White
Zachary White

The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30ft.

Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

too far, its gotta be actually conceivable as a product from the standpoint of a food product company

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

how can we utilise this power

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

keep a warm wet mini towel near you~
*hugs tight*
and press it against face to releive!
it will absorb all the bad air, and you'll only breathe fresh and clean <3

William Thompson
William Thompson

aw, i couldn't find a single donner air freshener on google

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

chicken is nice

im glad to hear that

Sebastian Barnes
Sebastian Barnes

missed the new thread

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

-slow clap-

Kayden Harris
Kayden Harris

I still hate how shitty the series became. I wonder if it even ended.

She was so fucking perfect.

Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

there's a new thread?

Jonathan Scott
Jonathan Scott

bump

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

oh no

Justin White
Justin White

ill bump you

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

would you be ok if your gf sucked 37 dic

Adam Kelly
Adam Kelly

I would not

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

i miss korra...

Julian Long
Julian Long

toke

this one was quite shitty yes
I still think urabe is adorable tho

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

Before anyone asks.
No.
I haven't sucked 37 dicks.

Ethan Russell
Ethan Russell

i was super late

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

uhuhh

nek!

what a relief

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

I miss Kuvira

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

*pets*
at least ur here now?

she piloted an evangelion!

Luke Phillips
Luke Phillips

my eyes hurt

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

I haven't sucked any dick, I'm just perma thirsty.

NO SPOOK

rub em and have some tea

Jordan Nguyen
Jordan Nguyen

BUH

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

what was it again..

How can you say you love her if you don't even suck her dick?

AAAAH

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

:3

wait... did u not watch it all way thru? :O
omg

Hudson Price
Hudson Price

make me tea

Liam Walker
Liam Walker

I did

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

what kind?

is this from your childhood

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

good

rest in peace kuriva

Nicholas Moore
Nicholas Moore

the kind that tastes good

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

I'll get you Russian Earl Grey

Ethan Allen
Ethan Allen

The average American butt is 14.9 inches long

Connor Miller
Connor Miller

The average dutch man is a woman.

John Richardson
John Richardson

The average American male has seen at least 1 dick.

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

Fuckin' fagos, ammirite?

Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

its from your parent's

spoiling it for everyone else
takes a special kind of person

Ian Diaz
Ian Diaz

I'm bored

Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

post a pic of yourself

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

that's NOT TRUE YOU FUCKING POOOOOOOFF

this

but my dad had no color tv

Blake Bennett
Blake Bennett

HI BORED
IM SCOOT

Christian Wood
Christian Wood

but its from their time

Samuel Watson
Samuel Watson

I'm way too shy for that!

Hello?

Noah Cruz
Noah Cruz

There is a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo

what time we talking about?

Ryder Brooks
Ryder Brooks

Fucking Newfies.

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

rawr
i evil

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

Hasbro up $6
ayy lmao. feels fuckin good yo

that girl reminds me of a youtuber i know

Jacob Allen
Jacob Allen

Each month, there is at least one report of UFOs from each province of Canada.
for anyone who wonders, I just occasionally google ''useless facts and post em

independence when

who

Jason Martin
Jason Martin

Ontexit when?

Jack Bailey
Jack Bailey

WikiLeaks

We can confirm Ecuador cut off Assange's internet access Saturday, 5pm GMT, shortly after publication of Clinton's Goldman Sachs speechs.

Carson White
Carson White

yay Ufo's like canada!
:D

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

Declare yourself the emperor and make it happen

godamn cia

or canada likes ufo's

Joseph Kelly
Joseph Kelly

Good avatar.

Ayden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan

I would say 70's-80's

very

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

huh?

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

what's that?

Sorry

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

.... im bored

Julian Clark
Julian Clark

thank you

oh ok they were there

duh

black tea with citrus etc

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

lets noobrush on rust

yeee

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

Post more of it.

Ayden Gonzalez
Ayden Gonzalez

alienz

lets leeg?
lets ow?

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

Let's do something!!

Ryan Hill
Ryan Hill

I never understood if I'm a 90s or 2000s kid

don't have it anymore

are there any?

Landon Wood
Landon Wood

Does anyone have a link to the "Alice leaks poop" doujin? I've been trying to troll for it for a while now, with no success.

Colton Peterson
Colton Peterson

youre cute
:D

yeah
all over!

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

Ew.

Gavin Howard
Gavin Howard

Desu faps to scat.

Cooper Baker
Cooper Baker

N-no, you are

Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

do you have any?

huh

Dominic Watson
Dominic Watson

jellybean

Michael Russell
Michael Russell

Is it bad if I unironically like that song beyond the meme value?

Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

*pet pet*
howre u today?

nah, im all natural

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

link doofus, these nails are not for typing

nah

huh?!

Jaxon Cooper
Jaxon Cooper

I'm pretty happy someone is patting me~

W-wait, pet!?

Justin Kelly
Justin Kelly

types
tokay ur kinda kawaii when ur lazy
https://www.youtube.com/user/jellybeannose/

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

duh

mhm!
inter changable!

Joshua Reed
Joshua Reed

these nails are not for typing
Long nails are kinda gross, tbh.

Camden Evans
Camden Evans

B-but I've never been someone's pet...

What am I suppose to do?

Thomas Thomas
Thomas Thomas

'sides.
If you can't jump a fence, you won't want to walk with me.

And you have no idea how hard it is to jump a fence with long nails.

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

:stopstuffy:

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

oh thats cute

no duhing

no worry I'm just being a bitch
I'm a nailbiter so I can't even grow

Isaac Gonzalez
Isaac Gonzalez

:stoppain:

Robert Morales
Robert Morales

Stay adorable cute and friendly snuggly for me~
*hugs tight like a teddy bear*
Perfect.

Lincoln Ortiz
Lincoln Ortiz

why not?
you did it first! hpmhphpmphh

Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

To be honest, I am too if I don't make an active effort to keep them trimmed.

I should really not cut them as short as I do, though.

David Mitchell
David Mitchell

That sounds easy... and if it makes you happy, then I don't mind! What kind of animal am I?

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

:stoplife:

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

Porcupine.

Parker Edwards
Parker Edwards

Well it's my privilege

oh okai
yuh you gotta be careful or else they'll bleed

Landon Ward
Landon Ward

a Panda

Henry Bailey
Henry Bailey

I can grow long nails but I trim them whenever because typing on a keyboard makes it a bitch to have any nails.

Brody Gutierrez
Brody Gutierrez

no

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

I don't cut them so short that I'm cutting my fingers.
But close.

Same with being a fence jumper.

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

+"I can" somewhere

David Gomez
David Gomez

girls should only have them if you're super into bsdm

Leo Gomez
Leo Gomez

I used to be able to jump a 6' chain link fence in two movements.

My friend tried to copy me once, and almost broke his leg.
I gave him so much shit for it.

Brandon Morgan
Brandon Morgan

who dreams this up

Ayden Barnes
Ayden Barnes

Pandas are really cute!
*hugs back while licking face*

Those animals aren't cute, Karen!

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

yes

be more careful theeen

Zachary White
Zachary White

Giant Sea Snails!

Owen Adams
Owen Adams

I'm super careful.
Just more use to biting than trimming.

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

duduu du du

then only bite?

Easton Sullivan
Easton Sullivan

Biting's gross and takes longer.

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

tell me about yourself myterious anon~

bump

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

mhm that's true.
and a heckle for when you do want polish

blomp

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

nail polish

not the junks from poland

James Robinson
James Robinson

W-we'll see about that.

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

nom nom

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

I'm not mysterious at all, just an user who lately feels too lonely and bored. I also don't know how to interact, sorry about that part... but I'll give my best to be the best pet you ever had!

Jayden Price
Jayden Price

You ever, like, suck your boyfriend's dick, only to realize this man isn't your boyfriend, and isn't even a man, and you're a cisgendered bigot trying to genocide the gays?

Aaron Peterson
Aaron Peterson

You've found your home then! here~
Adorable pic ♥
you'll fit in just fine. :)

*snuggles*

Jose Morales
Jose Morales

I'll wanna defo see when you do that

no more foood

Kayden Cooper
Kayden Cooper

I wish I had more pictures to show you how I feel~

I hope everyone is as nice as you, I'll give as much as affection to everyone as possible

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

tfw you sleep for 24 hours and wake up crying because everyone you love leaves you
ayy who else /dead inside/ here

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

tfw you sleep

Parker Collins
Parker Collins

*stuffs you*

I'm a nice freindly lady! ^ ^
(harmless and caring)
:3

I sure hope i get to see you around moar! :D
You are doing great!
your pics are perfect
mfw

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

Here, don't feel lonely!

You are making me blush friendly lady! >//<

Samuel Butler
Samuel Butler

noooh

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

Feeling happy is fun!

:3
become americanized~ consume, consume, consume

Ryder Wood
Ryder Wood

If you're crying you're not dead inside yet.

Do you intentionally misspell friend? Because you do it so consistently.

Sebastian Ramirez
Sebastian Ramirez

I'm pretty anti-american

Gavin Adams
Gavin Adams

Oh, cool.

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

not every american silly, I'm not anti you.

Justin Edwards
Justin Edwards

Only two types of people I hate on this earth.

Racists.
And Canadians.

Isaac Sanchez
Isaac Sanchez

is that fucker pretending to be me i will cut him

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

The NSA and Homeland Security will mark these statements down.

Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

Somebody jam one of those glass brushes down my throat

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

pff

if they do their job right I'm already on it.

Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan

:3
honestly at first it was just misspellings because i don't backstep on my typing
just to get the paragraph typed out and posted
then i noticed yeah, sure whatev's right.. did a 'few' intentionally.

an now i'm just like back to whatever, 'if i feel like spell checking i'll do it"
but like... yeah.

I do whetever, whever, if i feel like it~
nothing for me to fret over or stress about, ya kno?

Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

look at all the american object in your house
and smash them

Ian Young
Ian Young

k

Wyatt Gomez
Wyatt Gomez

I prefer the new loco

Dylan Allen
Dylan Allen

Everything's probably Chinese anyway.

Adrian Lee
Adrian Lee

this I legit looked cause I was interested and most is either asian or european.

Jeremiah Thompson
Jeremiah Thompson

doggo walk
bb

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

she look cute in that! ^ ^

you're chinese?

looks like youre genuine non-american then!

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

can i be loco too?

Adam Lee
Adam Lee

I KNOW THAT FILE NAME WHY DID I CLICK THAT FUCK

Jaxson Kelly
Jaxson Kelly

As a matter of fact, I am!

Genetically.

Brody Nelson
Brody Nelson

you just cant resist that jeepers creepers crypt keeper pussy

Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

Lmao

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

no.

you are worst loco

Nathan Young
Nathan Young

woah!!
so you buy product from homeland!!
:D

Ryan Martinez
Ryan Martinez

shoo shoo china man

Michael Bailey
Michael Bailey

Oi that's like 3 generations back.

Oliver Russell
Oliver Russell

It's one of the many I don't post even though the art's good. I'm just not fond of it.

Mistakes were made.

John Perez
John Perez

good evening test
how goes it

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

Got home about an hour ago, got some food in me. Nothing happening on this end yet, you?

Ayden Harris
Ayden Harris

Now I know not to click that
you took one for the team honey

Yup.
well, I'm just against the imperialism.
america is okay

Angel Cruz
Angel Cruz

What are you now? ._.

i'm fond of it.

how cozy was the throne
did he treat you nicely and take you all over the town together
was he you knight in shining white armor?~
:3

Ryan White
Ryan White

Don't make it gay.

Isaac Gomez
Isaac Gomez

A meme.

James Wright
James Wright

what do you plan on doing next?

oh cmon you couldn't have seen this coming~?
:3

how

Cooper King
Cooper King

Tyler Torres
Tyler Torres

Drinking a belgian beer

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

I'm prepared to deal with it for a while, yeah. It was fun.

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

me too thanks

Leo Howard
Leo Howard

approval from the dutch
this is exactly what america has always wanted

i'm almost bored enough at this point to play league
i even have the client open

Carter Parker
Carter Parker

what makes it belgian?
does it have a waffle in it?

What did you two even do there?

*pat pat*

Daniel King
Daniel King

It's produced in Belgium.

Benjamin Anderson
Benjamin Anderson

Played with weapons, browsed like a million shops, bought some trinkets, watched a few shows. Stuff like magic shows, parades, jousts, a little bit of comedy.

You have time to turn back.

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

Matthew Walker
Matthew Walker

97+ is a 2000's kid p much

Michael Bennett
Michael Bennett

spotted the kid born in 96

I want to play IVERN though
he's such a fucking goon

Nolan White
Nolan White

I was born in 93 fucktard

Nathaniel Walker
Nathaniel Walker

iunno I grew up on WWII films and documentaries so I always thought of anything american/english/canadian as the good guys.

ah that makes sense.

Luke Bailey
Luke Bailey

so its just... beer?

Sounds absolutely enchanting.
Which was your favorite?
what was your favorite thing about hanging out together?

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

you're old

Jonathan Powell
Jonathan Powell

HE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Colton Sanchez
Colton Sanchez

If I just don't breathe, I won't notice my stuffy nose :D

Mason Torres
Mason Torres

produced in belgium.
Belgian beer.

Logan Brooks
Logan Brooks

Anything '93+ might as well be 2000s

Angel Foster
Angel Foster

When Squash got so drunk he was convinced that he was born without feet.

Jonathan Diaz
Jonathan Diaz

hot steam

also press the roof of your mouth with tongue and press the bridge of your nose back and forth simultaneously

you're a baby

Chase Rodriguez
Chase Rodriguez

Squash tells me.... things happened....

Luis Gray
Luis Gray

I told him he had no feet

sorry

Logan Edwards
Logan Edwards

I suppose it's also about where you come from.
trends aren't global.

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

I'll be surprised if you have a good time playing Ivern, he seems really bad from what I've played with and vs.

Brody Foster
Brody Foster

hehe xd

Nathaniel King
Nathaniel King

still just... beer.

absolutely hammered

ever going to get back together?

Connor Cox
Connor Cox

we should play!

David Hernandez
David Hernandez

So you're a person?
not a canadian?

Caleb Scott
Caleb Scott

It was goddamn hilarious.

Presumably we're both going to AX.

Gabriel Torres
Gabriel Torres

YEAH BUT HOW COOL IS HIS CHARACTER DESIGN
I GENUINELY HAVE FUN WHEN I PLAY HIM

i'm about 4 games into playing only ivern and even losing is more fun than normal league actually

Cooper Phillips
Cooper Phillips

If I do anything to the roof of my mouth it'll get itchy and I want to die even more.

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

THAT IS WHAT ANNOYS ME

HE IS SO JAUNTY

Sebastian Diaz
Sebastian Diaz

I bet he's shit and you play one game and you get bored.

Adam Baker
Adam Baker

People aren't objects
people r not ur tools for mass evil
people r people

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

people are pretty easy to use as tools and or objects.
we do it all the time.

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

NO ONE IS YOUR PUPPET!

I AINT YOUR PUPPET!

IM A PIONEER!!!!

I AM DESTINED FOR VALLHALA!!!

W I T N E S S

M E

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

A steady diet of lead paint chips and mercury.

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

you didn't go this time right?
woah...
than that means your gonna see some cray stuff

...actually, Test! Go buy yourself a nice green sweater with a horizontal stripe on it and some boy shorts~
and just wear your casul sneakers with them ♥
oh a buy a cute flother and take that all to ax
:3

but really youre prolly gonna see alot of kewl anime stuff... i'm jelly.

Bentley Smith
Bentley Smith

he is a perfect cinnamon roll shut your face darwin

prepare to be amazed
he is fun fuck you

people are basically just tools made of flesh
hands are really useful

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

Sickening.

Thomas Williams
Thomas Williams

no
not created equal

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

Is that a formal invitation? ^^

Cooper Price
Cooper Price

Everyone was created equally.

Some were just made more equally than others.

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

I will not cosplay anything at any convention for any reason.

I'm sure the con is fun, but most people go to get drunk and high for several days straight.

YOU'RE JUST SAYING WORDS WITH NO REAL MEANING AGAIN

Michael Green
Michael Green

they arent your hands
the person wont do it the way you want to because its not you?
only your own hands

James Bell
James Bell

nOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT.

Juan Carter
Juan Carter

the thing is that you might have no idea that you're being used.
that's also a driver of pushing your agenda.

??

this lol

Matthew Lewis
Matthew Lewis

You definitely weren't created equal.

Tyler Phillips
Tyler Phillips

you can come hang out with my ax group test
we go to see the actual convention and not to relive our high school glory days
i mean, it's a fucking anime convention and most of these people don't even go to the animation panels or the artists alley

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

<3
mhm~

But sweaters are comfy?
and you can almost look the part?

i'm sure i'll be doing none of the bad stuffs... if i ever went.

"words words words"
- here lies the entirety of the human language

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

You do not understand what you are saying Luka. You do not understand. Do you not comprehend what you are saying? Are words a puzzle to you? Do you only think of them as a combination of sounds to get what you want? I mean I know you figured out "6 inch club marinara mr subway" but do you know what each individfual word means? Do you care?

I bet you dont. Because you are a petulant little shit and you need to sit. the. fuck. down. And stop acting like a privileged neet scumlord.

Dont start shit when you clearly do not know A GOD DAMN THING.

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

most of these people don't even go to the animation panels or the artists alley
That's probably a good thing.

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

Why would I want to go to either of those things?

Brody Collins
Brody Collins

creator of the Euro says it might collapse

guilders here I come

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

meow

???

you dont know?

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

dayum

Benjamin Allen
Benjamin Allen

I welcome your new German puppet government.

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

Good night!

Adrian Campbell
Adrian Campbell

True. I'd imagine the last thing you want at a panel is a drunk high 16 year old in a 20 something year old's body

I guess if you have even a passing interest in art or animation

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

nini

Adrian Morgan
Adrian Morgan

You ever suck a EUCuck's cock in the hopes that he'd spray his thick, amazing currency all over your face?

I haven't.

Ian Cox
Ian Cox

Cunt.

David Barnes
David Barnes

Great observation.
for a retard

trusten

we do
every day

Benjamin Morales
Benjamin Morales

This game is kind of cute.
Kinda want it now.

Gros.

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

nini *pets*

no hilae no
gold grillz

Dominic Martinez
Dominic Martinez

coming from Ernst Rohm in drag

Jayden Parker
Jayden Parker

Yung carer

Parker Campbell
Parker Campbell

It's what we get for being Europeans.

uhuh

Alexander Sullivan
Alexander Sullivan

pls, toki looks way cuter than rohm

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

creator of the Euro says it might collapse
http://www.express.co.uk/
lmao

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

hila so chill

Zachary Martinez
Zachary Martinez

Who the fuck is rohm?

Dominic Butler
Dominic Butler

send a reason to live

Angel Morris
Angel Morris

TooPretty

Brayden Cook
Brayden Cook

I don't read that paper

Blake Anderson
Blake Anderson

Ernst Rohm you FUCKING PHILLISTINE

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_R%C3%B6hm
Gay Nazi and founding member that was killed for being a queer.
And for being a threat to party control.

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

Philly Cheese Steak R.L. Stine
in philly delphia

Jack Adams
Jack Adams

Tabloid.

That's like reading stormfront for the latest news on immigration.

Bentley Butler
Bentley Butler

what about black people luka

Lincoln Johnson
Lincoln Johnson

it was a political move you retard

ikt go to bed

Hudson Cox
Hudson Cox

anyway sleep

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

nini ikt

Jackson Powell
Jackson Powell

spoiler that shit

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

Damn straight

Ryan Rodriguez
Ryan Rodriguez

no

Adrian Adams
Adrian Adams

1412530
1412530
1412530
1412530
1412530

Chase Wilson
Chase Wilson

wat

Oliver Thompson
Oliver Thompson

Yeah, you're right.
Hitler's constant anti-gay rhetoric and sending them to death camps definitely wasn't a factor in him executing a political rival who was a homosexual. Totally unrelated. Hitler loved him some gays.

Thomas Adams
Thomas Adams

Nerd.

I'd go to the artist alley I guess, it's probably all overpriced and nothing that I'd feel glad about hanging on my wall though.

Girl dick.

Jeremiah Carter
Jeremiah Carter

nothing that I'd feel glad about hanging on my wall though.
It's all porn.

Caleb Jenkins
Caleb Jenkins

you guys know me so well

Eli Anderson
Eli Anderson

you don't go to anime convention if you're interested in animation. that's where you go to feel bad about animation.

Camden Morris
Camden Morris

why do I even try.

You really have a talent for taking a point and ripping it out of the actual context and then proudly displaying your discovery.

Aiden Sullivan
Aiden Sullivan

Way more than half of it, I'm sure.

Thomas Clark
Thomas Clark

KY TOKAI

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

You don't live alone enough to hang any of it :^)

thanks for sharing your opinion friend

James Young
James Young

want more from him?

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

Saying he didn't specifically target him for his sexuality is like saying Obama birtherism isn't founded in racism.

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

Really terrible attempt.

Chase Nguyen
Chase Nguyen

there you go again

Alexander Thomas
Alexander Thomas

If I lived alone I still wouldn't hang weeb shit on my walls, let alone porn.

Isaac Roberts
Isaac Roberts

whoops, wrong fields

Nolan Martinez
Nolan Martinez

TSUCHI IS PWNING TOKMAI RIGHT NOW

Ryder Ramirez
Ryder Ramirez

what is goin on with that belly button

Parker Harris
Parker Harris

I never thought I'd argue on the internet with a gay dude saying Hitler wasn't homophobic.

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

no idea

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

hop off my dick

Yes cause that's what I said or implied.
Great going.

Jonathan Rodriguez
Jonathan Rodriguez

send qt traps willing to join a harem

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

10/10 retort

Jack Bailey
Jack Bailey

send vid of orgasm

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

I have no shame. My walls would be full of chubby 2d grills and gun breakdown posters

Andrew Gonzalez
Andrew Gonzalez

when your boyfriend gets just as dry and sarcastic as you

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

it's just a video of a penis being stoked for a little bit and then going soft
wow, 10/10 would fap again

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

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Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

i want to hear you too

Noah Campbell
Noah Campbell

It's time to stop.

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