( Nezumi Archives)
Make a new thread but put perdu in the op
Did you just call me a rat?
i think this is it!
can you explain this wackiness?????
Do not even joke about that.
white haired homos like dark haired protaganists
Just waiting to level up.
I guess I'm one of these things
link me tsunbear
because ur not a mouse?
Looks like i'm not feeling very Aho today.
i'm more Donkan now.
You emotionless SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why so sociopath Luka?
That girl looks like Himawari from XXXholic
Please rate the new me.
Its my spirit animal.
I'm not sure... am i really one?
or am i just sleepy right now.
my thoughts too
a "Clamp" character...
wew lad not fully inaccurate
They've got like one of the weirdest styles lol
Oh boy, generalizations!
Do you feel emotions? If so, then no
they didnt do very well
not happy w/ my result tbhh
Lacks basic skills in nearly everything
*pets you comfortingly*
*feeds you with the big spoon some yummy soup* Adorable~
Its great isn't it?
You'll be fine
Absolutely wonderful *holds up spork*
It's a pretty art style for sure!
yeah, i smile and laugh and feel things.... most of the time...
massive levels of weird, pls abort
Do you bring doom?
Then there you go
Penguins full of them
Doesn't seem safe.
what do you know
i sleep now?
Actually made me laugh pretty loudly.
This test is GARBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seriously though a couple of the questions just seemed to be "arbitrarily pick who X was" and some just didn't have clear answers to me
666 suck my dick
I don't know if I want to play Bomber Man or Mischief Makers first.
nini thread family~
mai is in fact the best part of dbs, minus destroy all ningen!
you got the princess lick my feet dog girl
i wanna play some fuckin bomberman lmao
It isn't tbh
Nothing, John Snow.
You do. Sleep tight <3
w=what do you mean by that
I will flip a coin.
Come and play with me.
A mistake you won't live to regret.
Tails never fails. Mischief makers.
idk who that is
hoping for the bet shakeshake
The air in my respiratory system is burning.
Get a jerb
I guess getting my feet licked matches my lewd tastes if "feet" is used in the Hebrew euphamistic sense of the word.
Could you maybe perhaps stream it, Squash?
would passionate make out sessions sooth it? cause you know, it totally does that and cures cancer or so they say
that fits you really well tbqhfhhtwys
It isn't on the comp.
Seems like ALL of these are 100% correct.
that's not true...
Prove me wrong.
I haven't smoked in like a month and a half. I had to quit so I can pass drug tests soon.
Ask Neru all about them.
Nothing will. There will be no peace.
I didn't know you'd formed such an opinion. :3
I'm not actually mad at the result, though the test did seem to be kind of shit. I think it gave me the best match for me, looking at the other options.
well fuck it, we might as well drink bleach then
I played 3 levels and was done.
We must accept WAR ETERNAL
What can you tell be about the Jews?
Jews are kind of shit in my experience.
Para bailar la bomba
Para bailar la bomba se necesita una poca de gracia
Are there any active jew posters besides Scoot? I heard Smiles is ethnically jewish, but she was stoned to death for violating the code of Moses, of course.
in the 1400s my family were french/jews
What does that mean? What percent ethnic jew are you?
LMAO I DK!!!!
DNA test NOW
you ever get the urge to pinch a nipple and pull it up then cut it off right below where the nipple starts at the skin
that would be cool how do i get one
is that a brand of bleach?
Idk, I guess with a doctor? I think there might be home DNA tests, too. Google it. :3
Metaphysical bleach, except it's blacker than the blackest black times infinity
AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE
LORD I CAN'T CHANGE
Oh a new one? saved.
IF YOU'RE 555
IF YOU'RE 555
they are pretty big guys
aha in a postironic steroetypical way
maybee during idindin Ihave not had actual dindin in a while
Sounds like an idea.
I don't understand entirely but this is fine
I'M A POPSTAR THREAT AND I'M NOT DEAD YET
GOT A SUPER DRED BET WITH AN ANGEL DRUG HEAD
LIKE A DEADBEAT WINNER
I WANNA BE A SINNER
AN IDOLIZED BANG FOR THE INDUSTRY KILLER
Why are you not redpilling Bart about the jews? : ^ )
What did I just take?
i love this song
doing okay enough, hows it hanging for you?
High energy and burning inside. :3
Weird because I had that really long class today and only got like six hours of sleep last night.
lmao wtf is this autistic shit?
I was expecting Tsundere tbh
Popular among male characters
Soto confirmed gay
The seduction of anita sarkeesian
Nothing like a good fap
Might I be as bold as to trouble someone for a link to this test thing?
I think the test confused kuudere with dandere.
Thankyou my good sir.
These questions are so basic. you might aswell just pick the result yourself.
It gets really stupid towards the last 3
You weren't already?
You don't remember because you got anime disease shortly afterwards, and it erased your memories up till that point
Okay surely this is just ironic.
It felt so stupid that I picked the "Who is this guy?" option on 2 parts for the comedy value.
just a little snarky
I wasn't too sure but this test confirms it
LOL I DID TOO
What did I tell you?
I didn't even know this was a word.
Me too lmao.
What were you expecting from an online test?
It was so damn stupid.
Flume's pretty legit.
he sounds so XXYYXX
Going megahomo i see
There. I did it.
Every test has it's own chance to wow me.
This one wowed me in underwhelming ways.
Test you should change that to Saltydere lmao
Maybe a little more progressive though?
I got the same one, something feels a bit off about it though.
It suits you lmao
post you and squashs selfie at the ren fair
and alot more towards a pop sound I feel with his vocals or the people who do his vocals
You are such a Pollyanna with those things.
Squash has all the pictures.
I don't think we have one with the both of us.
Sis u and squash have good fucks
Well, he does do a lot of remixes of pop songs.
I FUCKING TOLD YOU TWO TO TAKE A PIC TOGETHER
GOD DAMN IT TEST
I wouldn't say I'm emotionless. I mean.. like- I'm not sure.
Tell me how exciting you are.
I am not sure how I'm supposed to take this.
nico nico niiiiiii
Same, I'm just indifferent most of the time.
Like, why say something if there's nothing to be said?
If I don't show a little optimism, then I'd surely be lost.
Not exciting you idiot
How do you look with out a beard btw
I bet you look like Goggles age
My friend called me stoic last week and I didn't know if that was a good thing or a bad thing. I just find it easier to express myself through text.
Show me how interesting you are.
That is the spirit.
Ask me anything fam
Then it's a good thing?
Tell me about the best or worst day of your life. Nothing cheesy.
If you truly are what I averred, then you should know the answer.
I do look younger than I do with the beard. I would not say I look younger than I am. I'm in my early twenties and that's what I look like.
If you could grow a beard would you?
I don't see how that's a bad thing at all.
Have you ever been like "$20 is $20" at a con?
I know, I just wanted to see what you thought.
Because people won't appreciate it?
i want to be a trap at a con > ///// <
I bet everybody has their turn with them O / / / / O
That's an odd way to see it, I'd rather deal with people like that over whatever drama people.
I regard it a positive attribute.
Eh, that's too much work
You're not worth it
Next time though
I probably wouldnt even if I was able to grow a beard
I dont know how some people deal with the itchyness of facial hair, not to mention a beard just wouldnt go with me
Though I almost let Beanie suck my dick if he gave me a gram of coke
He said a gram was too much and I was like I at least have like a tiny bit of self worth and wasnt going to lower down to half a gram so he said no lol
I'm a princess
Meet up with Squash.
I'm gonna sometime maybe idk
But do you shave your legs?
I still get into drama one way or another. Not as much as online, though.
I remember around March or April I started having crisis over the future. Maybe you can recall it. I can't remember if I had talked to you. about it.
But are you the one causing it?
That's the big difference.
ii used to uwu
oWo what's this?
i mean basically im just tomoko irl
So you're a stinky weeb ?
Anime expo is only like 40 minutes away from my house and I never go.
one of those irl would be so crazy
its hard being in a social place that only has like 5 pople in it
idk what somewhere so packed wouldbe like
In real life, no.
Are you as cute or just as awkward
There you have it.
I went to RTX once and it made me hate bronies A LOT.
can it be both : 3
Why is that?
were you a bronie before that?
going to conventions for the panels and merchandise
All of them smelled like ass and they all kept chanting "crush, kill, destroy, swag ! "
It was awful.
I am cringing and theres not much that makes me do that
I won prizes at least.
Can't be pure with a dick that big lmao
what did you win?
Tiny asian hands
Some plushies they threw off the stage.
choke on a trap dick lmao
You're such a nerd
I have one of this pokemon on my desk.
what an adorable piplup
Good Pika chu 💯💯💯
I figured that'd be over the character limit.
You have had several of those.
i LOVE squirtle
I got this one too.
Gotta go bye.
It's okay though because every new day has a chance to be bright and sunny.
Karp is my favourite
Have a good one.
Well, that escalated quickly.
If I said I disagree, would I indirectly be fitting into the archetype?
I will tell you a secret: I did not read it.
How is it a secret?
Hello, how's Ikt?
It was not meant to be known, but I could not keep on lying.
Darwin would be Chuunibyou
Sickly. How's SD card?
Why must you tell lies to begin with?
Part of the job.
Hope you get better.
Been sick for 3 weeks now, starting to feel a bit better though.
i don't want to learn how people carriers are made this is boring
Started Friday night, my everything is sore now.
Posting from school computer.
I wonder if I will get expelled for this, they blocked 4ch but not 8ch.
Fap to /shota/
Might as well, we're learning how to use Word lmao.
they could be watching
Say something to the school then.
Maybe you should lie down more.
I've just had this annoying cough, but not like it won't wear off at some point.
Welcome to basic IT 101
apparently they make david's son brush his teeth to whip/nae nae at school lol
It's a one hour class twice a week.
Some people don't know how to use the search bar on windows 7.
Pretty interesting class.
Shouldn't that turn him on more?
My cough just started also work today now.
my old flatmate
They make him whip/nae nae at school?
Only an hour until holly and phil
I've had that, those classes are pretty pointless unless there are some really helpless cases.
Don't push yourself too much then and try to get more sleep during your free time.
while he brushes his teeth yeah
oh, yey c:
does that mean jk is on now?
Jezza on in 15/20 I believe
i'm listenin to soulja boy on youtube but phillip and holly might get priority
good, love me a bit of drama in the morning
But I made an animated scrolly multiple-search option search bar on my homepage yesterday and I released two updates for my mod and I need to get a life :D
That's pretty neat, but isn't your health far more important?
Holy shit it's Erin
I missed you fam
it is sickening that youtube ads are always higher def than the video you're watching
Wait what, they make him brush his teeth to do the whip in school?
What kinda school is that?
But my school is watching!
Eh, I guess it's alright to get some practice.
Plus teacher usually lets us out early so I get a gap between classes and he grades pretty high. Pretty good.
potential side-effects of antidepressants
stronger suicidal urges
i'd say i missed you too but that would be total bullshit, sorry dawg
But I can't help it.
They all have that.
Nah, it's cool (and understandable)
How's life been?
That's pretty common though, as usually the teachers expect the kids to know a lot more about how 2 compooper than they do.
Elma's been missing you.
Should at least try, no?
Coalition of Peshmerga, government troops, special forces, normal rebels and American mercenaries doing it for fun
Looks comfy af
Yes, today I'll try and sleep early.
idk how to use windows tbh
S. A. V. A. G. E.
alt-f4 to open up task manager
Teach me how to Lenisk
you got put on antideps? welcome to the club of weird side effects lol
what is a smart TV
got pretty damn sweet recently, you?
elma is a darling. we caught up yesterday.
They're beginning the offensive to retake Mosul.
Comfy. Kill the heretical daesh. Allahu ackbar.
I'll try to supervise that you do.
Glad to hear that.
Nah I just read something about it.
Whats abu dhabi nigga
yeah, they have a black box warning for increasing risk of suicide, particularly in those under 25 and the elderly
order dargon dildo make unboxing on /g/ install gentoo
my youtube stopped and says loading
i got this cavity that started to bleed a little
I've been meaning to see the dentist but I gotta wait a weeek to get some paperwork from work to give to my insurance people so i dont have to pay 500 bucks fo r it
I found a dope ass new track today so thats sweet
kinda wanted to drop the "your life forever" bomb on ikt
Isn't that incredibly counterproductive?
I messed up and it's inside me now.
those are icky ducky and sweet respectively :x
I'll try to remember that, but I need to get going to the gym now.
Have a good day ikt.
Get swole Onii-chan!
yes and no. they don't do much make you more depressed so that they kill yourself, they give you more motivation and volition. you do feel better, but if you still feel like killing yourself, you're more likely to get off your ass and do it.
Opaque green snot
Good, this should be over by tomorrow then.
Does it come with free guidance?
You gonna eat that?
Don't make me gag
coloured boogers are best
unless you're saying I can use the back door, you will definately be gagging
Disgusting posters -_-
lol i liek slipknot
aren't we just 2 kewl
[ disgust ]
MCM better upload today too.
Is it time for jihad yet
Bloody Maja ivarsson giving bloody boners uwu
Nothing to do while working, waiting for orders
Browse this board for pure curiosity
tfw no time to circlejerk here even if most of you look extremely cute and I want to pat everyone
Jihad ur chance, you blew it.
Outta sight , outta mines
You're welcome to stay
Pat me, spain-kun
I'm super cute
People are using the text to speech to fuck around and the teacher can't find out who's doing it I'm laughing m yass off
Is Jihading a national pastime?
i'm like the only one who is genuinely cute irl tho tbh
Thank you. My only concern is that I'm not interesting at all so I doubt I could really contribute here, I'd probably only bother people.
*pats and toys with neck*
I think most here have cute personalities
oki i lied scooter is real cute too just look
Nobody is interesting so you already fit in!
all we do is chat bullshit, you can contribute without even trying c:
I too am princess
k, teacher is kicking us out of class.
That's a little gay, nigga.
You at least act cute, while I don't. 1-0!
Is there a tl;dr somewhere so I can catch up about these threads
Be honest, you like it!
i'm cuter than all these fools it's cool if you dont match up nobody does fam
my internet is a piece of shit in this house
sort that shit out plusnet
emi stop doll
ain't no mercy got dat purple lamborghini lurkin
yo chick she so thirsty
winning a race with 3 and a half wheel
Are you ok?
FORGIVE ME FOR MY WRONGS
I HAVE JUST BEGUN
I have a sweet tooth and I need dental assistance
bard post butt
You should've let Onii-chan brush your teeth more often.
I'd love to brush someone's teeth...
i was in an accident and had to have my bottom removed in a series of complicated surgeries at a young age
I'm...I'm so sorry to have you find out htis way....
omg i'm so sorry ;~;
WAKE ME UP
Calm down Arararagi-senpai.
bardo why not just excavate it
It's not my fault I'm slightly perv ya know. I just one to make someone struggle by cleaning their teeth.
Not bad, not bad.
if i can wait for like 1 week i can pay someone else 2 do it for me
self surgery is way more satisfying though, and free
don't you just love things you created with your own hands
I've been kinda tempted to lol but the feeling of thouching the nerve is AWFUL
i took heaps of very stronk benzos and it didn't hurt at all heh
how did it end up in the long run after that?
White Normie Tier - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7P-K-r1Y
Black Normie Tier - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXBcwyMUrcU
Mexican Normie Tier - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRt2sRyup6A
Weeaboo Tier - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Vup3IxzMo
Touhou Tier - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvDA0e1Tk3Q
Korean Tier - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-aihXVfQ-Q&list=RDp-aihXVfQ-Q
Vaporwave Tier - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-fATpXa00
Vocaloid Tier - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up8NTTkokJc
Stoner Tier - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSv2eV1WPPQ
Jojo Tier - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G65pvuTFR_A
Anime Con Drinking Tier - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EL1caEbrv0
tbh sharing that tooth extraction in thread just fueled the whole erin is fucked in the head fire.
it's fine now, gums closed over it, and i think i have a surgical extraction of the roots booked in like a year, but there is basically no chance i'll make it to that.
hurts like a bitch huh?
or gutsy to the point of nearly edging over the border of a bit dumb of a move but it worked out for you so nothing bad to be had there
no, like i said, it never hurt :o benzos brozo
didnt hurt after though?
Please don't bully!
Well to be honest I actually like being bullied
oh shit it's a new desu
drive it off quick
making the bully fetishists leave is actually something we should have a meeting about, cause it's easier said than done, for obvious reasons.
Calm down I'm not going to destroy these threads or anything
Me and spain-kun are gonna get along just well
a desire to be bullied leads you to post things that people would bully you for
whether you intend it or not, you become a spout of cancer, and enjoy people trying to stop you
it is destined to ruin us
just don't do that sort of stuff too often, you never know when something will go wrong
please, no more desus.
i have no reason to operate atm c:
I know how to behave pls I'm suppose to be an adult. If I were you I wouldn't keep saying stuff like that ;^)
I hope that's true and we become good friends
A Soto-desu would be worst.
that a threat fuccboi?
Now you are the one going full desu, ha
lol i don't think you know desu
man that picture is like the most unsettling thing
Well I'm kinda guessing here but I feel that "desu" was an user or a kind of user that ruined threads for his lewds wishes of being bullied and you are all against that.
Also yes, those pictures are quite unsetting, pls don't use them again
Are you new?
Do you want me to fill you in on what this is about and give you a little tour?
I'd tell you to go kill yourself but I need you to make me Bánh mì and Pho as a housewife
Well, a tl;dr would be nice!
time to fap to dicks
good to hear! I hope it stay that way
desu posts nothing but false fantasies about what he would do with lolis, and what he wants them to do to him, then gets off on the barage of insults that ensues
Uhhh, well this is an autistic circlejerk that moved from /aneki/ cause of mod abuse and before that we had gotten banned off /b/ for avatarfagging but this was like back in 2013 I think
We just talk about whatever, be warned though there are alot of mentally and emotionally unstable people/traps here
i just come here to bully them cause I get off to it I guess
pic related, me as beneficial cucumber
You're so unsympathetic.
I'm a bit of a faggot to be honest (thanks low self-steem) but I wouldn't go there. That's actually pretty egoistic and I'd hate to make others feel bad. If I do something you don't like just tell me and I'll stop.
Thanks for the info, sounds kinda hot
pretty sure we rolled with the punches till late 2014
Also warning, my English is pretty bad so expect me not fully expressing properly half of the time.
I am mentally unstable
oh good. thank you. i am pleased we have you again c:
Oh you flatter m-
Inb4 loco and spanish user are fucking like bunnies
Is that an insult or a compliment?
I couldnt tell
Oh was it 2014?
Damn dude, time flies
Not as hot as you ^W^
i get it
because loco speaks spanish i think
NO ERIN THAT ISNT LOCO
english is a pretty hard langauge tobe honest
Wish I could have some love though
You make me blush user
how many languages do you speak neru?
Ikke sammenlignet med norsk, dansk eller svensk.
At least Im not a mentally retarded morbidly obese Norwegian furry like Neru lmao
you have to be to work with unix
to be fair I've found most languages that aren't my primary have been hard as fuck to get even a grasp on I am pretty stupid though so
Good, that means Im doing a good job
But my goal is to bully you till your knees give out
user please I'm working and I don't want my coworkers to notice anything weird going on
because loco is spanish
Then don't let them notice
Besides Exhibitionism is fun
This is a namefag circlejerk.
Stop calling people user.
That is cancer.
he is really british or irish i think
he couldnt handle the spanish sun
look how cancerous his mole got
Apparently they are moving back to spain
cant come soon enough
BREXIT MEANS BREXIT
I'm too used to it to change now I can try though
I think "it" can be noticed. I'm really horny these days, as much as I hate to admit.
whole thing a big fuckin melanoma
the option to flirt with mcreedy
I'm a masculine burly make with a silver ead of hair and a beat at a hulking 240 pounds of sheer muscle, 6'7 tall
macreedy kun is a good 200 pounds and at least 6'0
Hey I'm just trying to resolve your horny problem
But you're being stubborn
Sorry if I don't sound like I'm in the mood, I know it sounds hot on paper but doing this while working is messing me up. Sorry again.
Neru wanna play leeg?
oi bard do you have steam?
nooo not today sorry
is kissing vacuum cleaners a bad idea
No one here talks like that. That's from South America.
Im actually plat on leeg
Well I aint South but I aint Mexican either so I'll let you guess
ye i dont really get on much though
i mean its always on if my computer is on but I dont pay much attention to it
name is bard or bard of b
right now i think its best friend bardy
I trieed it when i was younger and it sucks the air f out of you
That uncivilized Devils spanish
I guess you're american?
next time I'm on min if I add you? doesn't even have to be a permanent thing, just wanna talk about something then you're free to delete me or whatever lol anyway until then I need some sleep, laters
No you stupid cunt
I was born here but Im a half breed
My parents are illegal and came here to have us then their visas expired so they got deported and I stayed cause Im legal lmao
never heard this wonderful little origins story lol
Guat peice of trash
Yeah they got fucked over big time so they were gone for 5 yrs and I stayed cause I was a legal citizen then I guess they got used to living without any kids and never came back
Now my mom is asking me for money and Im like lmao nice meme
that's too perfect :')
There's no need to be mean and insult ok!
dont bully neru...
Good morning :)
But I wanna bully him until he cums.
Good morning new friend
Nose is 65% less runny/stuffy but I feel crappier and coughing just started.
I can't tell if you're calling me new, or addressing me as someone you've yet to meet.
God, hate that feel.
I'd just drink a lot.
I forgot that Neru's a plant.
I am drinking lots, but today my throat doesn't hurt as much so I'm daijabou. Just feel crap and unproductive, that's all.
No no, I'm new and I don't know you!
I need to go get my coffee.
shut up jerk
So how's the Rin?
Have an appointment at 9 today.
Hi! I'm... uh... I don't have a name yet!
Any idea guys? I'm bad with names.
I just wanna pump you full of my hot stuff ok?
Yeah my moms a bum lmao
how about loco?
I only got my name because my first Avatar, and namesake, is Rin Kagamine.
So, uh... no, sorry.
christ why are the meters so neutered after struttin...such a shame
Is spain-kun still here?