Pew pew

Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz

pew pew

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJEy33aXKag
http://2static.fjcdn.com/movies/Ban+me+center+small+kono+bijutsubu+ni+wa+mondai+ga+aru+small+center_bfb184_6024665.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95UT6EbkHzI
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/lewd
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/lewd
https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/lewd
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/lewd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_rf2d894k
Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

bump

Grayson Thompson
Grayson Thompson

nothing like a good ol' spam luka thread

Jace Rodriguez
Jace Rodriguez

I wasn't being serious, I was just joking.

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

we should ban rin for spamming :^)

Brayden Walker
Brayden Walker

no

Jayden White
Jayden White

mordin your boyfriend desu said that you masturbate to underage girls

like we're talking 8-11 yo

James Hall
James Hall

This is now a lewd thread.
Post lewd to save your soul.

Fair.

You'd miss me.

Jaxson James
Jaxson James

why you little

Evan King
Evan King

*pets*

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

It's not spam to just spam "bump", "hungry", "lonely :(" or "girmme".

Anthony White
Anthony White

I only like guys my age or older. And he's not my boyfriend.

Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

I won't post lewd.
I will just post a healthy amount of milk.

drink up kids, calcium!

Bentley Long
Bentley Long

I um...
don't think that's milk...

Grayson Scott
Grayson Scott

yeah it's strange

there was like 45 pitching changes in the dodgers/nationals series

i don't see how teams can function like this

i kinda hate the national league

just a side bitch?

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJEy33aXKag

Isaiah Reyes
Isaiah Reyes

You ever like
stretch so good that you can't even hear yourself moaning like a banshee right into the fucking microphone?

Aaron Long
Aaron Long

oh and this isn't an ice cream??

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

Germans are hella weird.
http://2static.fjcdn.com/movies/Ban+me+center+small+kono+bijutsubu+ni+wa+mondai+ga+aru+small+center_bfb184_6024665.mp4

Carson Robinson
Carson Robinson

Well, no.
That one is ice cream.

Robert Powell
Robert Powell

Rangers always have a small number of really great pitchers and the rest suck.
So when the good ones are burnt the replacements never can pick up the slack.
Their fielding is great and their errors are low even then but it's still shitty pitching that means consistent on-bases and a few RBI hits.
Even in games they lose, they almost always have lower errors and higher numbers of hits.

Liam Reyes
Liam Reyes

ah so you still have sense
this is just a nice quark dessert

Blake Howard
Blake Howard

not gonna lie i kinda like the hot babe spam that rin is throwing down

it's kinda weird that he has this many images

although in his eyes he is a "lesbian"

Thomas King
Thomas King

But that's a condom.

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

it's very common in Japan to use pink canisters for diary products!

Noah Wood
Noah Wood

I have a boyfriend, you tool.

Samuel Campbell
Samuel Campbell

eh yeah you gotta have that balance

it's kinda bedlam around here with the cubs having another run

i really want them to game 7 the dodgers and blow it

but i know they will make it to the world series this year cause the dodgers manager is fucking FOB

Henry Ortiz
Henry Ortiz

I think you're trying to pull a fast one on me.

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

rare image of pride parade moscow 2015

fast one?

Hunter Gomez
Hunter Gomez

let's call it what it is

a perfectly normal internet lesbian relationship

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

chu gonna do about it faget?

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

whine

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

Tryin'a tricks me.

But Tokai is a guy.
And Identifies as a guy.

Asher Hernandez
Asher Hernandez

HUH?

Joseph Cruz
Joseph Cruz

gros

you guys are being so lewd.

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

trick whaat??

no we're not!
this is pure biology

Daniel Ortiz
Daniel Ortiz

But Tokai is a guy.

And Identifies as a guy.
But Tokai is a guy.

And Identifies as a guy.
But Tokai is a guy.

And Identifies as a guy.
But Tokai is a guy.

And Identifies as a guy.
But Tokai is a guy.

And Identifies as a guy.

Logan Turner
Logan Turner

Me.
Into thinking untrue things.

Yes, and?
We've actually talked about it.

Isaac Scott
Isaac Scott

i'm sure you have

Hunter Robinson
Hunter Robinson

man am i alway's this drunk by 8:30?

i don't know how you niggas put up with me frankly

Liam Peterson
Liam Peterson

I'd never!
always truthful

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

i dont know how i put up without u frankly

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

As you well should be.

I barely skim anything you post, honestly.

Wyatt Brooks
Wyatt Brooks

brb gonna drunk dial my freshman college roommate

Logan Baker
Logan Baker

I barely skim anything you post, honestly.
I barely skim anything you post, honestly.
I barely skim anything you post, honestly.
I barely skim anything you post, honestly.
I barely skim anything you post, honestly.
I barely skim anything you post, honestly.
I barely skim anything you post, honestly.
I barely skim anything you post, honestly.
I barely skim anything you post, honestly.
I barely skim anything you post, honestly.
I barely skim anything you post, honestly.
I barely skim anything you post, honestly.
I barely skim anything you post, honestly.

I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER

Jason Smith
Jason Smith

Remember, it's just protein, it's not gay.
It's just a brojob, so don't make it gay.

Whatever you say.

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER
I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER
I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER
I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER
I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER
I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER
I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER
I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER
I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER
I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER
I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER
I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER
I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER
I GUARANTEE THIS FAGGOT READS EVERY LAST LETTER

Justin Cooper
Justin Cooper

Soto used to post that daily.

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

free screen wiper

oh bummer

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

Shiit, I'm into the legs now.

Also, I don't know how you fucks don't understand the concept of speed reading.

The only time I'm not employing it is when I'm reading a novel that I actually, like, enjoy.

This place doesn't satisfy either of those descriptions.

"Bummer" :^)
Perve.

Isaac Roberts
Isaac Roberts

maybeh i shouldn't have drunk dialed them cali boys so early

James Jones
James Jones

LOL

Carson Flores
Carson Flores

no discrediting my purity

Robert Gonzalez
Robert Gonzalez

The only time I'm not employing it
maybe nigga should get employed amirite

Aiden Adams
Aiden Adams

i bet grim didn't even laugh out loud

Joseph Sanchez
Joseph Sanchez

It's kind of do when you/ve none to discredit.

Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

I'm not fixing it.
Either you understand or you don't.

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

no proofs!

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

The things you tell me when you think nobody can hear are proof. .///.

Nicholas Wilson
Nicholas Wilson

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

I like this picture

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

ohhh.. those..
wwell alright

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

mfw this fucking cutie stands up for native americans and not even beepop will

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

Isn't TP's entire shtick dissing people?
Why's he even posting when he's too drunk to manage that properly?

I'm sure I've more like it somewhere in this folder.

Told'cha.
Perve.

William Perry
William Perry

Indians are just welfare rats that have made it this far on white guilt.

Easton Kelly
Easton Kelly

perv for you

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

Isn't TP's entire shtick dissing people?
i actually have a close knit circle who i do not diss thank you very much

not their fault though

Andrew Long
Andrew Long

Then post more!

Hudson Rodriguez
Hudson Rodriguez

but yes for the general public my schtick is drunkenly shitting on you

Cameron Gonzalez
Cameron Gonzalez

Yeah, it's not their fault for living off government subsidiaries, casino money, and illegal interest rate loans.

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

al-arabiyah

William Walker
William Walker

speaking of being nice to people, i just remembered up there that i said 'ello to nezi and he didn't keep posting

nezi seems to like the hate he gets,

cause whenever i say hi to him it seems to not be the attention he is fishing for

just look at it from a native perspective

like someone most probably raped and killed your great grand mom

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

Awwe, bae.

I'm sure you do.

I'd need to find them in the folder.
I'm sure they'll come up if I just go down the line.

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

well not that close

but there's some people i never ever bully

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

They remind me of the hobos that keep making demands to the city saying they're not going to move into shelters that have full meals and rehabilitation programs because apparently it's cuts down on their "freedom" and "choice" to be homeless and just do drugs under a bridge.

Logan Robinson
Logan Robinson

eh i think natives should be given back hella land

but it will never happen

Elijah Campbell
Elijah Campbell

I don't think it's considered bullying when you'ren that bad at it.

Jackson Thompson
Jackson Thompson

man you really have it in for me, huh

Jayden Rogers
Jayden Rogers

You should post them faster tbh

Nathan Davis
Nathan Davis

gets pissed off continuously by his bullying
it's not bullying

rin logic

Benjamin Taylor
Benjamin Taylor

If that's what you wanna call it, go ahead.

When I post them faster people are all "Wah, wah, Rin's spamming, wah wah wah."

Nathan James
Nathan James

colby stare at this belly button~

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

Have you considered the possibility that you've been taking this far more seriously than I?

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

Homeless

They're everywhere on OBT. Just literally lying in the street sleeping. Only type of thing I hate more than niggers are the beggars.

Jackson Ross
Jackson Ross

That's not creepy at all.

Connor Perez
Connor Perez

This one's another nice tummy. ♥

Cooper Clark
Cooper Clark

Look up the ones in Portland and Seattle making demands to the city councils.
It's hilariously entitled.

Josiah Jones
Josiah Jones

are you hating on natives now too?

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

When I'm free to do so.

Sounds just dumb enough to piss me off.

Sure.

Lincoln Morales
Lincoln Morales

personally i like when tribes get out there

remember fucking wounded knee

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

so insensitive TB

Elijah Moore
Elijah Moore

There's a proposition in Seattle right now to literally let any and all green space in and around the city be fair land for people to squat on. And every sidewalk.

Logan Lee
Logan Lee

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

My opinion is the only one that matters.

I can't see a belly button tho

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

real talk though tsuchi what the hell do you know about seattle

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

hi ytse jamz

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

the belly button isn't showing ;~;

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

natives were pretty chill when we had new amsterdam

Leo Hernandez
Leo Hernandez

i can~ :3

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

Hi

Zachary Allen
Zachary Allen

Two people I'm friends with live there, one on the outskirts and the other in a part of downtown and it's like a massive surge of tech companies forcing "political correctness" for things that aren't even a matter of discrimination but saying "no, you can't live on the streets and no, we'll not give you stipends while you live on the street to just blow on drugs".

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

Go sleep, bwaka.

So you say.

The belly button's faintly visible through the fabric.

Sure it is.
Not in full, but that has a certain appeal to it as well, I think.

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

weren't natives there like cavemen?

Anthony Moore
Anthony Moore

As someone who attended a school with a uniform.
Uniforms aren't this hot.

Landon Scott
Landon Scott

what's good ytse jamz

Matthew Davis
Matthew Davis

okay
u_u

Kayden Howard
Kayden Howard

I mean I can see a shadow in the general area but...

So I know.

You're being weird man

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

eh i'm sure seattle is suuuuuuuuuper liberal on street people

more like portland and frisco

Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

why is this thread so lewd x.x

Charles Nelson
Charles Nelson

how so ytse jamz

Robert Hughes
Robert Hughes

I am going to stop responding

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

but imm soo comfyy

new amsterdam is now new york man
didn't mean actual netherland natives.
savage frisian fucks they were

Alexander Harris
Alexander Harris

FUCKING.
PONYFAGS.

Do you disagree?

I suppose.

This is like, a 4/10 on the lewdness scale, tbh.
At most.

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

it actually isn't nezi

Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

I just hate the mentality that they have the "choice" in a matter of going through drug rehabilitation to get their lazy asses off the street.

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

no wait why

lloyd did this to me the other day

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

idk, seeing a lot of butts and panties and exposed skin is pretty lewd

at least none of you heathens are posting hand holding

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

Christopher Harris
Christopher Harris

I don't know TP!ROVQMO7Q/6

You tell me TP!ROVQMO7Q/6

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

Again.
a 4/10 at most.
Unless, you're like, a fucking pervert or something.

There's nothing wrong with appreciating the natural beauty of the human body.
Don't be a fucking pervo, pervo.

Camden Perez
Camden Perez

rin do you wanna hold hands?

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

You know it.

Dylan Gray
Dylan Gray

oh but what else should you do with them?

oh sorry

still not sure why lloyd got triggered

i said isn't lloyd like 15 though

and he was like i'm so sick of your bait TP i will get triggered and fake filter you now

Camden James
Camden James

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

This is like Luka level "it's not lewd to post lesbians because yuri~ is pure".

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

FUCKING CHRIST

MODS!!!!!!!!

@BEBOP
@BEBOP
@BEBOP

these are intimate pictures of peoples' most intimate areas on their bodies that they cannot show in public, of course it's lewd!

Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones

we should make a tiny so we can all watch rin and tokai consummate their lesbian hand holding

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

lol is nezi filtering me?

that's rich

Jackson Reyes
Jackson Reyes

Eli Nelson
Eli Nelson

like THE one guy who is nice to him

Cooper Hughes
Cooper Hughes

Force them off the streets into shelters that have strict guidelines and curfews.
You can't have a say in it if your only other option is stealing food because you blew whatever you panhandled on malt liquor or hard drugs.

Matthew Collins
Matthew Collins

you're the best

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

I mean.
Sure.
If the general tone, and focus, of my images were actually lewd things.

Sure, they're inherently sexual.
But that's not what lewd means, if you aren't an autist.

see

William Hill
William Hill

:3

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

I dunno man, I can't speak for Lloyd

But when you do weird shit like that it throws people off ya know?

<3

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

be ironically nice to someone who everyone bullies
gets filtered

eh seems like prison bro

if the prisons had ANY sort of rehabilitation programs

Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

They quite literally are.

Nathan King
Nathan King

Hey, Sudden Death.

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

Yes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95UT6EbkHzI

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

i don't think i understand what "weird shit" you mean

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

a nigga who plays pokemon 12 hours a day calling me out for weird shit

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

Merriam-Webster disagrees.
I see no terms under which this applies.

Just saying hi.

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

baii

Brayden James
Brayden James

bye best girl

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

To be honest I'd rather play pokemon for 20 hours a day and keep piss bottles than be you TP

Evan White
Evan White

Oh, that's a let-down.

Bye Tokes.

Camden Myers
Camden Myers

there was a couple years when i kept piss bottles tbh

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

no

Bentley Mitchell
Bentley Mitchell

And the only form of definition from what you posted under which it'd fall is Lascivious, but that seems more intended to people than objects.

Why's that?

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/lewd
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/lewd
https://www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/lewd
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/lewd

Here's the first four results in order that all disagree.

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

also why so ornery my love

Zachary James
Zachary James

I'd act shocked but I'm not.

Josiah Mitchell
Josiah Mitchell

incited to lust
I don't think you know how words work.
[Thing] doesn't mean its definition because it's now how I use it!

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

You're getting better at recognizing me, is it the alcohol?

Mason James
Mason James

i lived with my brother and the bathroom was all the way over there so i'd just pee in bottles

Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

you're the only person that hides their flag

Samuel Gutierrez
Samuel Gutierrez

I wonder what that could be TP!ROVQMO7Q/6

It's so strange TP!ROVQMO7Q/6

Also I work 8 hours a day and I have to sleep so....

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

I were guessing that you'd have something to say to me.

This.

Aaron Lee
Aaron Lee

Maybe you just go full Cupcake and play Pokemon at work.

Carter Hernandez
Carter Hernandez

I mean I play it on my phone on breaks/lunch sometimes but never when I'm actually supposed to be working

Logan Hernandez
Logan Hernandez

Pretty sure there were others.

Charles Harris
Charles Harris

sorry man

jeaze i work hard too

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

Also, I lost my place because of Tsuchi's autism, so I can't be fucked to continue that train.

Good, then.

Under your first one, I'd argue that most of them aren't ostensibly lewd.

Especially considering they'd only be unacceptable to, like, autists and retards.
And the overly religious.

I also fail to see how they are "preoccupied with sex, or sexual desires." or otherwise "Obscene' or "Indecent", ruling out that second one.

The third one kind of fails as a definition and is more an explanation of the concept.

The fourth one is the one you posted.

Sure.

"Hi" doesn't count?

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

phone emulators
Buy a GB Micro and play them that way instead.

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

you're the only one who does it now

how you been anyways love?

Gavin Collins
Gavin Collins

They're dead.

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

Well, I were assuming there was something you wanted from me.

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

You still don't get paid as much lmao

I play Showdown on my phone, that's not an emulator

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

<3

<3 miki

Camden Green
Camden Green

A woman lifting up her skirt or otherwise intentionally exposing herself isn't trying to be sexual or incite a sexual response.
I don't know what world you live in but it's clearly not this one.

Brayden Bell
Brayden Bell

Guess my identity's set then.

fine.

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

man ever since colbert got a hotshot 40k insurance cold calling job he's been kinda a huge dick hole

Austin Barnes
Austin Barnes

Sorry I save tasteful nudity, Tsuchi.
I forgot how offensive that can be to people of... your disposition.

Was kinda hoping you'd say it back.

It's spelt with an A, love.
"Maki"

Julian Cook
Julian Cook

Pretty much, also you're nocturnal as hell.

Oh, sorry, hi.

Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

just like cybering neru and bettering yourself?

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

I didn't know what that was until googling it.
Seems kind of like that sprite based battler from like 6 years ago where you just chose pokemon and could just choose every attribute of them and fought against randoms.

Logan Morales
Logan Morales

You're the one to speak.

Aaron Ross
Aaron Ross

I mean wouldn't you brag a bit if you were a trainee and you made more than a 40 year old man?

Jacob Richardson
Jacob Richardson

i want maki!
she love me

Joshua White
Joshua White

Pretty much.

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

I forgot how offensive that can be to people of... your disposition.
It's not a matter of offensiveness; it's literally explicit and lewd.

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

you hate your job

do you

still studying?

Mason Watson
Mason Watson

But I am not a nocturnal one who user posts without a flag, catch my drift?

Austin Price
Austin Price

How goes the night?
Or I guess it's early morning for you, huh.

I think it'd be harder to pick and choose those ones than what I was doing earlier.
They're a lot less frequent in the folder.

Jacob Thompson
Jacob Thompson

insurance jobs are like comcast salesmen jobs

like you don't really want to sell your soul

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

It's more advanced than that. You can IV/EV Pokemon and build teams and whatnot and battle

It's basically a simulator of WiFi battles where you can optimize your builds and battle based on the current gen's rules and whatnot

Everyone hates their jobs at some points

Owen Butler
Owen Butler

but you hated it day one

Landon Mitchell
Landon Mitchell

cause it's a souless job

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

Nope.

I'd use a name but I can't remember my trip, too lazy to make a new one.

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

i would like to be paid more yes

will i ever work for an insurance company in a call center?

nah nigga nah

Joseph Myers
Joseph Myers

Seems kind of eh.
The battles were only ever fun against friends because it was like a reoccurring thing in middle school. Where as the weeks passed you'd hone a few ones to beat what you think your friend decided to go with that time.

Nathan Richardson
Nathan Richardson

I hate most jobs day one lol

Owen Scott
Owen Scott

Slowly, almost 6 am.
Kind of still drinking vodka.

So flag is out of the options?
The better question is, don't you want to put on the flag in case we ever do get a poster that's from your country?
At least that's how I assume it is.

Levi Myers
Levi Myers

It adds another layer of thought to the game, if you care to get into it. Casual battling is still really fun tho, I do it on WiFi with my DS

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

what you been up to?

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

Good thing it's a weekend, neh?
I should probably go to sleep, actually.

Jacob Ramirez
Jacob Ramirez

hey guys i make 40k a year but still think pokemon blue is rad

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

where her tummy?

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

Yeah, it's not really tiered or anything but the unspoken rule to use favorites and nothing cheap.
That kind of stuff was just what made it fun.
I still played the main series games to current but the actual post-E4 shit is always utterly disappointing even though it's the bulk of playtime.

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

Yeah, but I still fear that I'll wake up with a killer hangover.
Oh, are you going to?
If so, sleep well then.

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

I'm still mad at my country for throwing worlds.
There are nor will there ever be any other posters from my country here.

Stuff.

Jace Walker
Jace Walker

i love you colbert i just wish you would stop shaming me for my life choices

i mean you hang with soto who literally should be in prison

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

not that much stuff if you're back here

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

That's a bit odd reasoning, I were just thinking that maybe you didn't want any weebs from your country posting here.

Juan Johnson
Juan Johnson

attack people for their life choice
expect people to not shame you for your choices

?????

They've been gradually improving it tho, I have high hopes for Sun and Moon

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

i just pulled a trump defense

Lincoln Gomez
Lincoln Gomez

#Murrica

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

I don't have -high- hopes for it.
Otherwise I'll just end up disappointed.

Aiden Bailey
Aiden Bailey

was i attacking you?

oh right

but working for insurance companies

as you know

is soul sucking

would never ever sink so low

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

I don't think I have any maki cosplays that have tummy in view.

I think I will.
Tokai's already gone to bed, and I did promise him my time tomorrow.

Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

I see.

I can see how you think that but, considering it's just about the only thing we're globally good at, failing hurts. a lot. Imagine another country made...uhh..superior..saunas..?

I don't, but they won't so I don't really need to worry.
I once saw a country thread on /b/, I cried blood.

Jack Rodriguez
Jack Rodriguez

Ah well then, sweet dreams Rin.

Landon Parker
Landon Parker

anyone else?

Nicholas Anderson
Nicholas Anderson

I have more capacity to help people than most people outside of charity work do. I just have to disappoint people a lot as well.

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

echo please give me some hot new slav rap track

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

Nini.

Dunno.
Nini.

Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

I have more capacity to help

you may think you help people, and sure sometimes you do

but your whole business is about fucking over people

Mason Collins
Mason Collins

I mean I know how it feels that we haven't won the championship in a good while, yet we're pretty damn good at it.
Still nothing to hide a flag for, it just seems stupid.

Nicholas White
Nicholas White

nini ;~;

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

i'm done talking about how insurance companies are innately evil

Joseph Richardson
Joseph Richardson

Would only share for a tribute dick pick but you exhausted that option already.

Became kind of normal, idk..maybe eventually I'll just stop caring. Already think it's silly I do now.

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

G'night Rin.

Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

It really is not. People just don't bother to educate themselves on how the process works

No u

Easton Campbell
Easton Campbell

NEWLY RELEASED CHICAGO COP BEATING VID

niiiiiiice

Bentley Howard
Bentley Howard

hey tp

Nathaniel Nelson
Nathaniel Nelson

I usually just go with the mindset "Oh well, there's the next year." if we fail horribly.

Colbpls.

Evan Scott
Evan Scott

Would only share for a tribute dick pick but you exhausted that option already.
To think you used to not be so gay.

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

you realize that dick pic was only because i was in love with you right?

you are in the business of fucking people over

read up

hey boo

Colton Martin
Colton Martin

It's an ego thing.

But so many years in a row..

Cameron Young
Cameron Young

I think your pride would only be crushed if that's what you got.

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

Afraid so.

Owen Hughes
Owen Hughes

Same deal with here, can't deal, won't deal.
Just got to live with it.

Brayden Turner
Brayden Turner

Read up on the industry I work in? Nigga I know what my industry does and why they do it, we do not set out to fuck people over

He-man was great lol

John Turner
John Turner

i'm only slightly enamoured still so..,

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

Wisdom.

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

It's usually the thing one should be the most uncomfortable doing but in TP's case I guess I am oh so horribly wrong.
So I guess I take it back.

Oh sweet lord..

At least you still got your saunas.

Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

who owns your company

like who really owns it

so glad i don't have to deal with such moral conundrums

Parker Williams
Parker Williams

Haven't been in the sauna for a few months, doesn't really matter to me that much.

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

we do not set out to fuck people over
Insurances companies' responsibilities to shareholders is to pay out as little as possible so yeah, insuring people and paying for what happens is something that happens but they still will always try to use specific wordings and clauses to get out of paying.
Home owner's and health insurance being the outright worst about it.

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

i'm just messing with you

as i told you when we almost dating

i just thought it would be funny for show if the dude posting tyler perry dated the dude posting chloe

btw did you see that shit 5th wave movie she did?

lol it was horrible

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

Well it's been summer so there wasn't really any reason to, now there is though.

I didn't.

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

damn i thought boo was back

miss that stoner

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

You should really raise the bar on getting validation.

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

You can go to sauna around the year, it's about sweating off the dirt.
I just haven't felt like it at all.

James Fisher
James Fisher

it's not very watchable

but i watched it

then she did neighbours 2

i feel like she over acts

Angel Sanchez
Angel Sanchez

People just need to understand what they're buying. 95% of the complaints I get are caused by people just not bothering to understand what their money's going to

Daniel Hughes
Daniel Hughes

MY BOY

Justin Phillips
Justin Phillips

People just need to understand what they're buying
People just need to understand what they're buying
People just need to understand what they're buying
People just need to understand what they're buying
People just need to understand what they're buying
People just need to understand what they're buying
People just need to understand what they're buying
People just need to understand what they're buying
People just need to understand what they're buying

ITS THEIR FAULT NOT OUR FUCKING SHADY ASS'S

Ethan Jenkins
Ethan Jenkins

Yes, people should just buy things without knowing what they're buying

That's best for everyone :^)

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

honestly their is nothing more disgusting than an insurance salesman

Adrian Turner
Adrian Turner

Well don't know about your condition but the 30+C here is perfectly fine for sweating dirt off.
And all the liquids you drink. ever.

I wouldn't know.

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

there*

Jeremiah Howard
Jeremiah Howard

there

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

I don't sell insurance.

Camden Cruz
Camden Cruz

you don't get down with chloe anymore?

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
I don't sell insurance.
I don't sell insurance.
I don't sell insurance.
I don't sell insurance.
I don't sell insurance.
I don't sell insurance.
I don't sell insurance.
I don't sell insurance.
I don't sell insurance.
I don't sell insurance.
I don't sell insurance.

Michael Fisher
Michael Fisher

Also yes, the insurance salespeople I've dealt with are mostly awful. They make my job harder too, I don't like them either

Jaxson Perry
Jaxson Perry

It's more that the policy was sold to them with vague wordings from a salesperson that would lead you to assume you have coverage.
I mean, sure, you can fault the policy holder but realistically, no one is going to go through hundreds of pages to find specific exclusions of coverage that no one without a legalese dictionary on had would understand.

Elijah Long
Elijah Long

fuck you very much you cuck

Leo Adams
Leo Adams

No.

Nathan Morales
Nathan Morales

It gets like pretty much +20C constant in the summer and -20C constant in the winter if not -35C at max.
Sauna isn't about staying warm, it's just about sweating and then going to a shower afterwards to wash off that sweat which is considered to be full of dirt etc.

Joseph Gomez
Joseph Gomez

I don't. I work with the policies people have already bought

There are not hundreds of pages, at least not in the policies I work with. But yeah, a lot of the fault is on the brokers that sell this shit. They misinform customers so often and don't care because we have to deal with the aftermath

But I work in high risk insurance so it's more prone to that kind of thing than more mainstream stuff like Geico and whatnot

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

no problem drunkard

William Bell
William Bell

What do you sell?

Michael Brooks
Michael Brooks

-35C at max.
Do want

Ian Wilson
Ian Wilson

what happened

still you are trained in up selling

what's up

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

Austin Ramirez
Austin Ramirez

see i know cause i had to deal with hella colberts

they are all fucking useless

Brody Wilson
Brody Wilson

Lost interest.

Jaxon Gomez
Jaxon Gomez

oh we really care about your problem

but actually so sorry we will make it way more difficult than it needs to be

Cameron Long
Cameron Long

I really am not. I don't sell jack shit, I just investigate accidents and vandalisms and shit like that. In fact, the only times I've ever been involved with any aspect of "selling" is when our insured's policies were listed as cancelled and I helped them resolve their issues and get them coverage for their accidents

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

Yeah, that's more of the point of frustration people have with insurance in general because sales training typically encourages the type of "promise them what's not in the policy" and there's been a lot of backlash for it in the digital era when everyone just records every business transaction they make to cover their asses when companies try to pull the wool over your eyes.
I think there's supposed to be a reform law pushed through sometime in the coming sessions that is about simplifying language and a return to "intent" of policy coverage as opposed to literal word to use loopholes to deny claims.

Aaron Allen
Aaron Allen

Lost interest.
you mean she turned 18

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

No I mean I lost interest.

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

oh that sounds kinda fun

so you're in auto?

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

a few hours later
i dont feel so good

Grayson Howard
Grayson Howard

It's colder up in the north.
That cold is pretty funny though as everything is good but no matter what kind of gloves or boots you wear, you can't feel your fingers or toes, also your face is going to freeze.

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

the joys of growing up

irregardless it's very nice to see you around echo

Lucas Watson
Lucas Watson

not a lot, was playing the binding of isaac earlier now just about to watch the exorcist episode with a friend whats up with you?

Christian Taylor
Christian Taylor

Salesmen are shitty in general, but yeah with insurance it can be bad because of the language involved. But like I said, I'm not involved in any of that. I just determine coverage based on what's already established in the policies. The most difficult part of the job is when someone has no fault in the accident but I can't cover them because they didn't buy the right thing, that really hurts but there's nothing I can do other than try to console them

Yeah. I have like 5 bullshit vandalism claims right now lol, people with high risk insurance love to try and make fraudulent claims

I honestly like those ones the most, they teach me a lot about being a good investigator

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

WHAT THE FUCK BEEPOP SHELANE IS DEFENDING YOUR PEEPS AND YOURE JUST DREAMING ABOUT FUCKING UNDERAGE GIRLS

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

Is yours a company confined to California with "at-fault" insurance or do you have cases in other states where there's "no-fault" insurance?

Parker Ward
Parker Ward

dreaming?!?

Samuel Ross
Samuel Ross

the binding of isaac earlier
huh

oh i thought you were in health

auto is a whole nother level of shady

Nathaniel Williams
Nathaniel Williams

Cold never really bothered me much, guess I just got used to freezing from skiing a fuckton.
But past couple of years it's been a uk simulator.
All rain no snow, just plain depressing.

Thanks.

Alexander Moore
Alexander Moore

Cali has comparative negligence, so liability can be like 51/49% or whatever. Some states have systems where anything over 50% is full fault, stuff like that.

Andrew Wilson
Andrew Wilson

<3

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

Same deal, I just got used to it by being outside a lot.
I know that feel, fuck that slush shit, although I spent most of my last year up in the north in military and they had a fuckton of snow.

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

you don't know that game? to be fair neither did I before earlier this week lol

Noah Bell
Noah Bell

i've been getting basic liability for like 10 years cause i haven't been in an accident since i was 16

Jonathan Murphy
Jonathan Murphy

i don't keep up with games fam

Chase Mitchell
Chase Mitchell

neither do I which is why I only learned of it lately

Jacob Diaz
Jacob Diaz

If your car gets hit by someone while it's parked, you're completely fucked

Or if you're hit by someone without insurance

Chase Phillips
Chase Phillips

games are so beyond my realm of interest

mostly like sports atm, and shows and movies

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

a few years ago i was lucky

some 18 year old backed into my car and left a chicken scratch note

i made him and his jew dad go to the police station to file a report

Asher Ortiz
Asher Ortiz

his dad was hella proud of him for leaving a note

Jayden Scott
Jayden Scott

can someone give me a dick pic

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

what sports?

Sebastian Walker
Sebastian Walker

But ur an lesbean

Justin Moore
Justin Moore

Ask Luka.

Luis Nguyen
Luis Nguyen

playoff baseball mostly of late

Henry Lewis
Henry Lewis

what job are we talking about

Alexander Rodriguez
Alexander Rodriguez

nezi why do you ignore me when i'm like the only person who replies

Oliver James
Oliver James

shiiiii

Zachary Anderson
Zachary Anderson

I don't.

Logan Jones
Logan Jones

we settled wo insurance for 200 btw

Julian Scott
Julian Scott

He'll give you his girl penis and be lesbians with you.

Aaron Rogers
Aaron Rogers

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

Claims adjuster

Hmm?

Connor Wood
Connor Wood

You didn't specify the details.

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

oh shit the indians already beat the bluejays

they mean business

Noah Richardson
Noah Richardson

unf the jiggle

Lincoln Moore
Lincoln Moore

Wow. What a bigot.

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

cuckwork give me attention

David Stewart
David Stewart

oh you get to see the jays blow it, neat

James Rivera
James Rivera

or cuppers

Adam Thompson
Adam Thompson

same diff

Parker Bailey
Parker Bailey

i got u

Juan Robinson
Juan Robinson

I JUST CAUGHT THE SCORE SHIT

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

I think TP has beat Cupcake's record for most posts in a single thread.

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

hey boo

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

sup tp?

Charles Sanchez
Charles Sanchez

oh yeah nig i got stream of consciousness tonight

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

I've had like 130 before.

Anthony Lee
Anthony Lee

don't give me that look bby

Grayson Carter
Grayson Carter

just thinking about life

i think people are partying in an empty apartment above me

Eli Jackson
Eli Jackson

This shouldn't be a point of pride.

John Wood
John Wood

Wait, you can summon Cuppers by wanting their attention?

Isaiah Garcia
Isaiah Garcia

if people are in it partying it's not empty.

or that one.

Evan Morales
Evan Morales

yeah 104 posts is quasi high huh?

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

worth a try

Alexander Young
Alexander Young

I just finished playing a bunch of overwatch. what summoned me was ooble asking for cock and me wanting to make this overplayed joke.

Jaxon Brown
Jaxon Brown

are you new?

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

You must make a sacrifice of eight Mexican penises and four gallons of cheap vodka to fully summon him.

Kayden Anderson
Kayden Anderson

1406306
1406309
fucking disgusting

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

shit

Logan Baker
Logan Baker

way to fuck it up

Samuel Murphy
Samuel Murphy

god you're demanding, woman!

Logan Green
Logan Green

hounestly i'm just happy that based grim is full back

he scared me when he rage quit

Justin Sanders
Justin Sanders

thanks

........

Carson Nguyen
Carson Nguyen

no one leaves forever.

Colton Lopez
Colton Lopez

how dare you mock my fun-sized wiener

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

fun-sized

Kevin Reed
Kevin Reed

yeah but people still scare me when they try

like last time wish quit i thought i may never shoot the shit with her again

even though she has done the exact same thing a half a dozen times before

Blake Turner
Blake Turner

[is summoned]

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

Damn, I hope it works.

Oh, so it doesn't work?

TPls, you didn't even answer when I asked 'sup? from you.

That seems a bit excessive if you ask me.

Gavin Lee
Gavin Lee

it's the right size for fun~

lol

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

kinda miss johnny

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

oh hey

what

Owen King
Owen King

you should learn to accept that internet people come and go.

the only thing that works is me happening to notice something that makes me want to post at all. I only post when I feel like it.

Parker Garcia
Parker Garcia

it wasn't as bad as they usually perform but I'm just waiting on it now, crumble like a cookie

Carson Davis
Carson Davis

?

Hi.

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

wahh wahh give me penis
eww, penis!
??????

Jayden Turner
Jayden Turner

[Offers sacrifices]

Small fun?

Benjamin Johnson
Benjamin Johnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_rf2d894k

I asked you earlier what's up?
But you never answered.

Oh, well then, I thought there was a magic word to make you appear.

Everything alright Grimmu?

John Reyes
John Reyes

She's disgusted at the size I think

Mason Bell
Mason Bell

STOP BULLYING ME

Jaxson Davis
Jaxson Davis

nope, sorry.

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

im aiite

Gabriel Evans
Gabriel Evans

i understand this

there are SOOOOOOOO many internet people i have accepted are dead

but...

then now and again niggas show up

indians cubs ws is going to be such a clusterfuck

how is your being a girl thing going

sorry love i missed it

Jose Morgan
Jose Morgan

you can't even see the actual size because my thighs/skirt are in the way of part of it

pls

UNFRIENDED

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

just a wild guess

I think you're not more than 3.5-4"

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

Now we're talkin'!~

It's going swell. Can we acknowledge that I do other things besides transitioning already or what? This game of yours is getting pretty stale.

Andrew Barnes
Andrew Barnes

I measured 5.5 once but I've only gotten 5" even since

not that I've measured it in years

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

Ah well, maybe someday I'll find a way.

What's up with the random posts then?

It's alright, so how are you?

Jayden Wilson
Jayden Wilson

oh sure. sorry

how was work or something while being a girl

James White
James White

I measured 5.5 once, then I remembered you're supposed to be hard first.

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

bored

Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

I gotchu tho

Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales

cm?

Brody Lee
Brody Lee

so chillin right now SD

Leo Bell
Leo Bell

yards

Noah Butler
Noah Butler

i measured average once

but i think i am below now

Isaac Long
Isaac Long

not miles

Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez

is cuppers larger than based mega dong ikt?

i think nay

Hunter Jones
Hunter Jones

Awful.

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

How big is yours?

It was busy. Some highschool event got out and clobbered us for a good couple hours. Glad the weeks over.

What does this mean?

Luke Rogers
Luke Rogers

How comes?

I know that feel, what'cha drinking Teeps?

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

this is dumb

nah. he's bigger.

what? are you jealous?

Asher Roberts
Asher Roberts

this must be a bad time

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

On the sacrifices

Hunter Adams
Hunter Adams

average penis in the united states is between 5.1 and 5.6

so I'm only a little shorter

John Gutierrez
John Gutierrez

HAI MOOGY

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

RIP
Steam
steam is down
:(

Parker Thompson
Parker Thompson

Yes you is

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

Of what?

Lucas Davis
Lucas Davis

I don't think you could hurt a fly tbh

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

my massive dong.

Aaron Harris
Aaron Harris

clusterfucks in sports are hilarious, so this is a good thing

Angel Lewis
Angel Lewis

What is this picture attempting to convey?

William Brown
William Brown

He could only power bottom a fly.

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

FOR THE GLORY OF SATAN, tho

I hurt people all the time in my job.

Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly

that if you were a queen bee pokemon I'd fondle you, duh.

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

This song comes up all the time on Pandora at work

10/10

Nathaniel Anderson
Nathaniel Anderson

good luck finding out

well we got fucking annihilated on rust by some guy with 1400 hours
so I'm turned off from it for a day
OW is meh
I'd refund it if I could tbh
League is meh, carrying is effort
and nobody to hunt with on MH

Jonathan Adams
Jonathan Adams

you will never be fondled for being a queen bee pokemon

why am i alive

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

I imagined some strange deleted scene from The Fly with Jeff Goldblum lol

Maybe their wallets...

That's why I asked lol

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

about fucking time you started listening to them. that's the second best song on the album. the first is "the writing writer" which is basically part one of that song.

Brandon Price
Brandon Price

you will never be power bottomed by Jeff Goldblum

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

no one even knows. explain that with all your precious science

David Myers
David Myers

There's only one way to find out

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

hi

Thomas Campbell
Thomas Campbell

EVEN THE SCIENTISTS ARE BAFFLED
ALL IS LOST
SCIENCE GOD IS DEAD

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

killed by his own hubris.

Ian Harris
Ian Harris

I don't think you understand

One claim I have right now is an elderly (80 year old) guy that accidentally ran his car though his senior living apartment's wall. I get calls every other day from the guy that lives in the apartment he fucked up, I basically just have to keep telling him I can't help him because our limit is $10k and the damages are like $17k

I AM CATCHING UP CUPCAKE, JEEZ.

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

I'm more of a boy then you'll ever be.

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

why would that clobber you?

yeah this week fucking sucked busy wise. i honestly don't understand how people call in sick

like i physically do not understand

pbr my dude

that's what i thought

ikt has a monstrous dong

but like indians/cubs is worst case scenario

you have my ohio relatives vs the people in my immediate family who actually root for the cubs even though we were raised on the south side of madison ave

Christian Cooper
Christian Cooper

RIP, never played Rust though and DayZ standalone bored me.
OW is fun with friends, too bad I play it once in a month with Subtle.
Sounds boring as hell, maybe you should watch something?

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

Only the combined powers of Bill Nye the Science Guy and Black Bill Nye The Science Guy can save us now

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

that album is hands down the best of theirs, by the way. in keeping secrets of silent earth 3 is also really good. everything but the most recent album and the first album are pretty much perfect, and the first and last album are still good, just not as good as their other stuff.

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

Less of a man than I'll ever be.
How are you Giggles?

Pbr?
What is that supposed to mean TP?

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

whatever you say, mister girly man.

indeed. I'm satisfied with what I have.

or as I like to call them "overrated" and "overrated: black edition"

David Martin
David Martin

They used to have a Silent Earth symbol belt buckle on their band site like, over ten years ago and I bought it and lost it.

Grayson Stewart
Grayson Stewart

I love their lyrics, they're so Hemispheres

And they're amazing at conveying emotion through lyrics and sound

Jason Butler
Jason Butler

you asked what i was drinking

Pabst Blue Ribbon

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

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John Roberts
John Roberts

Why are we talking about Pokemon now?

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