2(many)Hoes

TL;DR The ad agency made the cover so game stood out on retail shelves. That's all.

Touhou is garbage, just play Hellsinker and Mecha Ritz.

Pick one

Just give me Clownpiece, Junko, Wriggle or the crazy dancers, ZUN.

I'm hoping for Meiling to make a comeback.

I want another girl with non-conventional flight/float like Nitori and her backpack. Maybe Meiling floats and moves like a DBZ character, or the dancers keep themselves in their air because they're constantly dancing. And Clownpiece pulls out a bald eagle/combat her to fly.

>Bad end, faggot
Well I finally got it beat, but how should I start getting better to get the end with no continues being used? Any particular tips?

Highly Responsive to Prayers

It gave us this so I think it's okay.

Play on Hard, or Lunatic. Get as far as you possibly can. Strive to reach further and greater heights with all your might. Rinse and repeat a few times.

Then go back to Normal and crush it with your newfound skill.

Which 2hu wud u fug, and why is it Yukari?

Never give up!

Thanks guys, I think I'm going to see how far I can get on those.

Also Why is Patchy's theme so fucking good? It just makes the boss fight so much better.

ZUN is a very good composer.

There are no tips. Touhou are very unforgiving games. All you should do is take it easy and don't get frustrated.

When in doubt, use a bomb.
Limit your moves to minimum during Misdirection.
It's all I have for EoSD.
I never defeated Sakuya on Normal.

EoSD hitbox patch is for losers.

Filthy secondary here, other than its age and being difficult to get running, is there anything wrong with Highly Responsive to Prayers?

The furthest I ever got was in EoSD was Meiling , and I never played other 2hu games. I should give it an other try I guess

by reading the wiki

It gives the wrong impression on what the series is mostly like. The reason EoSD and PCB are recommended for first timers is because they give the player a good idea of what kind of series they're getting into. There's Nothing wrong with going back to it or the other 98 games, it's just not a good starting point.

Don't be a nigger

It isn't shmup.
Also you need to set up PC-98 emulator to play it.
Emulator for it is needed for all touhou games before EoSD.

play shmups
play fangames
shitpost about touhoes

look up and snatch other playthroughs at share sites. Also, learn to spot tracking shots. Sakuya's entire board & Sakuya herself is all about tracking shots, meaning S pattern movement is typically preferable.

I actually forgot the name of the site where people upload their play data because it's been that long since I 1cc'd Touhou—never got to nightmare mode, though. Life Happened.

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Yuyuko
Because she's a jealous bitch that gap'd her snatch over delicious ghost pussy.

In during ZUN's best composition

I still don't believe these are games.

I made this chart for you, OP

Ignore this faggot. Touhou 5 is the best one

listen to the original sc 88 midi soundtrack of touhou 6
then begin listening to doujin albums
then start listening to other touhou OST
the games and gals are just extra, the music is why 2hu is good

Did this game come out yet?

Oh that looks really
FOR FUCK SAKES

I see the Alice meme is still real.

There's much worse games to start with but I'd give the edge to LLS over PCB as a starting point even though PC-98 stuff is more annoying to set up, because gameplay-wise it's mechanically simple like EoSD and focuses more on random stuff than streaming. Plus good FM synth sounds great.

Looks a bit like that one Youmu overhead 3D game.

No one told me touhous were evil. Why the hell does all the fanart/porn have everyone act so friendly?

Also I regret putting this off for so long, I don't usually think much of shmups but this is pretty fun.
After a few days I've managed to get to Remilia on advanced, but I cant get past Patchouli without continues

Pick a hat that gets your peepee hard and you're good to go.

At least part of it is just banter. Remilia says that you killed Sakuya on Stage 6, yet she's a playable character in the next game.

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Start with 4, 5, 6, and/or 7

why does raymoo have a dick?

Look up yukkuri

STOP

I meant that HRtP wasn't, not all the 98 games you mong.

Abusefag please go.

Don't do this

YUUGI IS A BIG FRIEND

This is the perfect time to use this.

Touhou is about cute girls and Reimu befriending other cute girls through superior firepower. Characters act more friendly after being beaten into submission.

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Fake news. Alice would never barge in on someone in the bathroom and then spread rumors

You should play The Genius of Sappheiros, it's a bretty gud fangame.

Don't forget to say "rabbit rabbit rabbit" as your first words on the first of the month for good luck!

the point of touhou is not to win, but to watch lolis play a magical game.

You'll see more lolis play magical games if you win.

absolutely true, thats how you get a bonus level.

Why does this shit have such a large fanbase behind it?
There's so much fanart, doujins, fangames, even fucking fanmade anime when it's not very different from any other bullet hell.

nigger nigger

Because the games are reasonably fun, have excellent music, and a pile of cute girls, even if it has, shall we say, distinctive character art. It's almost made to pander to derivative works.

So why did it take this long for someone to post a 2hu that isn't shit though?

Look up an artist named Zounose.

Also, friendly reminder that Yoshika is a cute. A cute!

kill yourself

Yoshika is alright.

you just wanna FUCK rabbits dont you? and really, who can blame ya? but i find it hard to believe that anyone would dislike alice. but back to the main point, are you actually ready to be a bunny daddy? yes? how about triplets? quadruplets? sevenuplets? its probably not as hard as it sounds but eventually theyre going to start shooting eachother.

Would necrophilia with.

I saw a lot of breasts I wasn't ready for, I'm way ready for sevenuplets.

ill bet you are, cool spot.

But Reimu and Marisa are good 2hus, plus pregnant 2hus are usually wonderful. But then I also think there are no shit 2hus.

Gross dude.

Making lots of babies with bunnies is great but I have a waifu to do that with instead.

Also really wish you could spoiler individual pictures. Best Yoshika.

Seiga. Also those two musical instrument bosses from DDC which no-one ever remembers.

Some people like their rabbit girlfriends bursting with life.
Source is "[binf] うどじゅんラブイチャ多重妊娠膨腹～破裂編～"

user, majority of touhous are eldritch horrors that look like little cute girls with silly hats.
Fan canon is very strong in touhou.
It's actually 90% of everything in it.

Because touhou as franchise is older than some faggots here.

She's a big girl.

Gurofags are a blight on all that is good

i hate to blast your blimp but chinese gets one babbo.

no way, benben has an amazing name i could never forget her.

But what about the Newhus?

the beach wizard and cat 'o' nascar

yes
The closes thing to shit 2hus in my mind are Miko and Okina, but only because i think they should have been guys like prince shoutoku and matarajin.

And also Yorihime for winning against the protagonists by cheating.

Tell us about them.

Wish I could, but I don't see any info other than their character art and titles so far. According to the latter, they are twin sisters and somehow associated with luck, so the rich whore probably stands for good luck (hah, up yours Tewi), and the blue Mokou for bad luck (hah, up yours, Hina).

They got articles already
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Joon_Yorigami
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Shion_Yorigami
appearantly they are both poverty gods

…has Reimu finally found the god(s) of her shrine?

i had already accepted her as the gnarly god of the beach. now there is a gap in my life.

Shion is cute but they don't really look like 2hs.

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Only in China. Gensokyo is "in" Japan, so it's fine.

Could I get some 2hus getting impregnated?

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is little red remi hood a thing these days?

I don't know, but it's adorable.

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GLOM :DDD

shoo rabbit, go back to your containment board

Is 2hu banned now?

Thanks to your spam threads.

I didn't spam anything.

play the fucking shmups instead of waifufagging

wow, this board sure isnt getting any better

thats disappointing. Well, new Fantasy Kaledioscope episode.

hey! wheres reimu?

>Secret boss
>Secret boos #1

Finally.
That one episode took a lot of time.