❀️ Official Scootalooo thread ❀️🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 Edition

Colton Hall
Colton Hall

❀️ Official Scootalooo thread ❀️

🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 Edition

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_GlMUx5XXQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pURJDToKA0k
https://www.quora.com/Why-did-Apple-remove-the-headphone-jack-from-the-iPhone-7-1/answer/Brent-Royal-Gordon?srid=u6XM&share=bbca258a
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I6fmvp37TU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAo5bbRSOKI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkdyok8eQWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57M12JjzTI
Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

Gg
Or get coffee silly
Im here for another 22 hours
8 down

Carson Moore
Carson Moore

I shouldn't complain when you have so many hours ahead of you. Sorry.

Well, let me ask you: How does it taste?

Noah Reyes
Noah Reyes

it tastes really good. but i set out to make tacos. i bring dishonour to my family.

Jacob Edwards
Jacob Edwards

If it's yummy and makes a happy tummy, it's all good!

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

You are being silly.
You are allowed to feel tired.
You work hard
Dont make daddy chastise you.

Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

mhm. i made enough to last me a week somehow. not-tacos every day baby!

also, i did find some tortillas we had hidden and baked those so they're like taco shells. so my nottacos at least look somewhat like tacos.

doppeltacos.

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

when daddy beats mommy

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

can we not, loco?

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

This is my fetish.

Christopher Richardson
Christopher Richardson

brb food

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

Rem is top cuck

Jack Moore
Jack Moore

I'm torn between Atom and VS Code.

Jordan Brown
Jordan Brown

sublime :^)

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

Very nice gif.

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

I don't have moni, unless people start giving me monis!

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

Y-you too thanks

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

whoa it was a nice gif

James Miller
James Miller

Disgusting

Jayden Collins
Jayden Collins

dark souls or demons souls?

GNU/Emacs

Levi Johnson
Levi Johnson

That one is also very good.

Adam King
Adam King

Subtle you're gross.

Liam Richardson
Liam Richardson

not vim
I don't need an operating system on an operating system to edit a readme.md.

Gavin Thompson
Gavin Thompson

Ban subtle

Tyler King
Tyler King

I wish I had more.

Jace Walker
Jace Walker

Comin back home soon 2 save dis~
:3

Christian Martin
Christian Martin

Out of cute loli pets.

Bentley Parker
Bentley Parker

next poster steps on snek and is bited

Carter Brooks
Carter Brooks

*pet*

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

<3
Esdeath

Hudson Anderson
Hudson Anderson

Leveling up is so slow in OW.

Wyatt Martinez
Wyatt Martinez

next poster has to suck out venom from the bite in ikts penor

Michael Garcia
Michael Garcia

This

Nolan Miller
Nolan Miller

Now that I am in charge of IKTs life I am letting them die.

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

Yey! *continues noming on breakfast wrap*

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

Noble

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

do you think the bite would make his penis swell even bigger

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

I fuck dogs. Not bitches.

Grayson Mitchell
Grayson Mitchell

oh yeah i forget dat donger huge

Brayden Ramirez
Brayden Ramirez

aw shit

Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

i met a new weeD guy and he here in 10 minutes to give me weeD and he seemed like a proper dodgy lowlife lol

i fear theft of my property

Isaiah Cook
Isaiah Cook

Nah just small asian hands

Noah Flores
Noah Flores

;_; owie

Angel Evans
Angel Evans

emi post measurement pic for proof

Cameron Rodriguez
Cameron Rodriguez

is chinese anus also small

Michael White
Michael White

your nuts are gonna be quaking

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

Yep

Nathaniel Robinson
Nathaniel Robinson

i have some feelings too, you know

Leo Reyes
Leo Reyes

Lewd

Jason Cooper
Jason Cooper

HOT CUM

Bentley Hall
Bentley Hall

the chinese like me.

i am disproportionately popular on weibo.

Michael Miller
Michael Miller

EVERYWHERE

Ayden Taylor
Ayden Taylor

youll feel even better with a mouth around it

Luke Long
Luke Long

AND THATS A PROMISE

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

fuck

Lucas Sanchez
Lucas Sanchez

Send me to my room so I can blast angry noise music!

doppeltacos
I like this. This needs to become a word.
But ya know, if you can roll it up in a tortilla, it's pretty much a taco IMHO.

Jayden Clark
Jayden Clark

eh thats not so appealing

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

That looks awful.

Jack Cox
Jack Cox

slow thread

so

apple removed the headphone jack from the new iphone, so samsung went ahead and removed the entire phone

this one-upmanship is getting CRAZY

Benjamin Nelson
Benjamin Nelson

After the wall goes up doppeltaco is going to be a word. it's when a mexican immigrant kills someone and assumes their name and life and identity in order to live in the US. so it's a doppelganger, only mexican.

Aaron Lopez
Aaron Lopez

thats just confusing

Luke Myers
Luke Myers

A lot of phones are looking to go jackless, instead opting for a usb type C that can just use a converter cable.

David Nelson
David Nelson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_GlMUx5XXQ

Colton Allen
Colton Allen

*pets the sleeping SD that went to bed earlier*

Easton Gray
Easton Gray

it was a joke

of course a lot of manufacturers are going jackless

apple did it, so they have to, or droid users sink even further into inadequacy fueled depression

Joseph Collins
Joseph Collins

Doushio kung pow

GO TO YOUR DAMN ROOM!!!!!!!

Chase Collins
Chase Collins

my mom asked me if I would suck dick for a billion euros

Benjamin Bell
Benjamin Bell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pURJDToKA0k

Cooper Nguyen
Cooper Nguyen

if only she knew

Adam Phillips
Adam Phillips

you'd suck dick for 10

Dominic Brown
Dominic Brown

My phone is jackless. It's incredibly frustrating since I lost the converter cable.
I am not a fan of this trend.

Luis Campbell
Luis Campbell

in the right circumstance he'd pay for the privilege

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

I had troubles getting out of the bed, kind of spent another hour there.

Ha, knew that was coming.

David James
David James

I'll give you a kaasbroodje.

Benjamin Nguyen
Benjamin Nguyen

how could i not?

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

I thought yours was old.

Isaac Harris
Isaac Harris

Atleast ur body's rested? ;~;

William Walker
William Walker

all true

Carson Cox
Carson Cox

/throws a 20 at you

Kevin Martin
Kevin Martin

how much to suck tokais dick?

Camden Perry
Camden Perry

me either. but my friend brent wrote this much cited article explaining it, and now i'm not so bothered.
https://www.quora.com/Why-did-Apple-remove-the-headphone-jack-from-the-iPhone-7-1/answer/Brent-Royal-Gordon?srid=u6XM&share=bbca258a

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

I got a new one like two months ago, we talked about it I'm sure.
I will read it later, I need to go to school first.

Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

β™ͺIt's easier than just waitin' 'round to dieβ™«

THANK YOU!

implying russia won't emp, then nuke us long before the wall could be built

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

okidoke

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

Yes, I was under the impression that it was an older model too.

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

im taken

huhh

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

That reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I6fmvp37TU

I guess, but I kind of want to go back to bed.

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

you might be being optimistic there

townes <3

Isaiah King
Isaiah King

*pets u comfortingly*
You can do it!

Parker White
Parker White

how much do i pay him to let me suck your dick?

not gonna lie, thats pretty damn sexy

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

Good. Now daddy can have... daddy time.

Ryan Johnson
Ryan Johnson

I was searching my history for Little Princess and paused to listen to that one again. β™₯

Michael Adams
Michael Adams

russia can't nuke anybody relevant

john von neumann

the MAD doctrine

mutually assured destruction

it just werks

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

Ah well, I'll probably start watching that bojack horseman show from netflix.

It's also the best run-through of catacombs for new players.
I've linked it to a few friends who started playing.

Ethan Hall
Ethan Hall

kek

Michael Richardson
Michael Richardson

oh, and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAo5bbRSOKI

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

Also Russia is weak

Wyatt Martin
Wyatt Martin

The cartoon?

Noah Taylor
Noah Taylor

dr strangelove

nuclear deterrence

fail-deadly

survivable second strike capability

Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

not for sale
tbh

Ethan Sanchez
Ethan Sanchez

Kaleningrad is there because weak putin
Gg nerds

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

That's some crazy-ass momentum he's got.

Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

nanomachines
AI
a weapon to surpass metal gear

Nolan Williams
Nolan Williams

the as-of-yet hypothetical Doomsday Device

which would in theory, both protect and threaten every country on the planet

chances are a wildcard like NK would fuck it for everyone

Angel Anderson
Angel Anderson

Hence why ruski and chuna not happeh

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

everythings for sale if youve got the cash

Christopher Green
Christopher Green

he is just upset he wont be able to manipulate trump

Gavin Brown
Gavin Brown

the premise of the MAD doctrine seems lost on NK

it goes like this; you nuke -> you are nuked -> nobody wins

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

Dick. Pussy. Sabrina mouth. Presidency. All for sale

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

wanting to suck mine is pretty alien to me

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

In a nation of already embittered losers... who'd care. Its like playing quidfitch.... being 99% dominant and winning AND THEN POTTER SNATCHES THE SNITCH

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

Quiddich*

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

ban sabs

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

wats dat?

Blake James
Blake James

Some Netflix original comedy show.

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

LOL i'm dealing with a bitch

waiting on this boy called Robert waiting for weed, he says he's already on his way

then i get a call from a random number

"Alright, that Erin? you lookin for skunk yeah? alright yeah, I'll give it to Robert and send him round, cheers, bye".

Robert is a little bitch boy lol

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

Sometimes its a HERsenberg

Joshua James
Joshua James

I'll google it when I get home~

Adrian Rivera
Adrian Rivera

if it were possible id suck every dick on earth
well, every clean one at least
maybe

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

+rep , he's in heaven

Liam Watson
Liam Watson

I'm still forming an opinion on it, but I expect a great deal of it as Cupcake suggested it.

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

The power violence band.
I'm blasting it from my room to piss off Papa Scoot.

I....don't even wanna know what that is.

Jason Turner
Jason Turner

Cupcake watches it?

Jaxson Peterson
Jaxson Peterson

guy on /b/ sets this as my new avatar
nice

Liam Gonzalez
Liam Gonzalez

Just stay in your room :|
There is a good girl.
If the lights flicker... thats just Tzu Succ hitting the car battery too hard.. i mean.. :|

Xavier Young
Xavier Young

I'd assume they did as they suggested it.

Nathan Sanchez
Nathan Sanchez

Could be wrong but so soes squish

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

<cranks up volume>

Eli Lopez
Eli Lopez

Gimme a Lil synopsis ~

Easton Stewart
Easton Stewart

Huh?

Ian Rodriguez
Ian Rodriguez

my sister likes the cartoon. i'll introduce her to this tomorrow.

Carter Lopez
Carter Lopez

I sont even know what that link is. I hope it isnt commie propaganda
This is a firm Pastafarian household
Squash

Owen Hughes
Owen Hughes

I don't really know that much from the first episode but it seems that this old tv-show star has gone full alcohol and lives remembering the old days of his life.
I actually don't know where this storyline is going to.

Chase Russell
Chase Russell

what would you do for a billion dollars/euros?

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

Fun fact.
My shota and loli do actually like it when I give them pets.

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

commit suicide

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

Pasta?

Sounds weird...

Noah Allen
Noah Allen

It's embarrassing, and incredibly lewd, but I might hold hands for that kind of money.

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

Misslink
Second response is for you

Andrew Carter
Andrew Carter

I would kill my family with a spoon for that money

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

Tell me moar

Nathan Jones
Nathan Jones

It kind of is.

Jesus, what were you thinking when you wrote that?
This is a sfw board!

Jackson Morales
Jackson Morales

a little voice tells me you do that for free

o-oh my god.. I can't believe you

Jayden Morales
Jayden Morales

About?

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

give me pets or give me death

Evan Peterson
Evan Peterson

*deathpeya*

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

*pets

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

You're right, I'm sorry.
That was terribly indecent.

I know... I'm such a tramp...

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

I don't see any snakes posting

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

goggles is right there

Justin Carter
Justin Carter

Please don't crush your little sister's soul so soon in life. Please.

daddy time
pasta
I should have known you'd spend your alone time playing with your wet noodle.

Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

I love how that guy was about to deck the person who stuck that on him.

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

Lmao, BRB walking home now, switching to money mobile trip.

That stuff!

Hssss~

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

/pet

he would have died

Thomas Rivera
Thomas Rivera

WHAT IS THAT PICTURE?!
YOU'RE GOING TOO FAR

Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

right fuck all this and all that imma get stoned

Michael White
Michael White

HOW DID SHE BREAK BOTH OF HER ARMS???

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

U da snaek

Well. Daddy has to make money since mommy is a drink

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

lel hard telling

Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

1405208
self terminate

Adrian Smith
Adrian Smith

Now I can't get that mental image out of my head, how will I go on?

It's a pretty silly show so far.
Have a good walk.

Bentley Ramirez
Bentley Ramirez

You're right.
I just can't stop!
I've caught the lewd!

Probably, yeah.

Xavier Phillips
Xavier Phillips

-_- luka
How was brekkie

Thomas Lewis
Thomas Lewis

1405208

Jonathan Hughes
Jonathan Hughes

>not one person drew an arrow towards her crotch with "Dick Receptacle."

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

1405208
id rather check out my dads ass in 4K HD bro

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

I'm very offended by that.

Ethan Rogers
Ethan Rogers

i'll wait until she's 10 i guess.

Jacob Smith
Jacob Smith

1405208
go away hiroshima

David Foster
David Foster

y-you're defiling my eyes!!

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

That's about when it happened for me, so...

No, just don't. Give her a hug instead.

A tall drink of water?

Jayden Cox
Jayden Cox

I'll defile more than just your eyes.

Henry Sanchez
Henry Sanchez

Before the botches hair transplant? Surr.

Elijah Fisher
Elijah Fisher

That was a good fap.

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

fun hair transplant fact, if you line up all the FIFA games, you can watch Wayne Rooney slowly grow his hair back across the covers

Luis Reyes
Luis Reyes

lmao

Parker Russell
Parker Russell

good afternoon everyone uwu

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

Alreet
Howis the wasteland

Daniel Torres
Daniel Torres

I hope you're sorry

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

you get to see him lose it first, it's uncanny

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

i was eight.

here's to fostering better childhoods.

Ryder Hernandez
Ryder Hernandez

I feel my pure maiden status is under attack

Ian Long
Ian Long

they should do it with racing games too, like you get to slowly watch a lancia beta un-rust over 15 years

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

You'd first need to be a pure maiden to lose that status.

Oliver Hill
Oliver Hill

pic related, a 78 lancia beta spyder

Carson Rogers
Carson Rogers

..what am I now then?

Henry Sullivan
Henry Sullivan

seriously only even half joking, that rust actually was ground off a 78 lancia beta spyder

Elijah Morris
Elijah Morris

This is adorable.

Ian Butler
Ian Butler

Cool story erin
Lancia shit

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

i never found ur body ;-;

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

In all seriousness, I fully endorse that sentiment.

Mom looks like Cousin IT and smells like Cousin Shit.

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

nono, lancia were great.

but they were also italian. there was always something absolutely ludicrous about a lancia. for the beta it was rust.

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

Damn. All that wood gone. Sorry for losing my training gear :(
Atleast there is the cool hideout
Grims screenies show it looking swanky
Also you guys went raiding. Nice!
How is immOOBLEable?

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

Yes?

An impure...
ehm..

Damoiseau?

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

Thats why im in yo cousins clit :|

Jeremiah Ortiz
Jeremiah Ortiz

in all seriousness, i'm awfully attracted to cousin It

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

Not gonna lie, it is.

How can you say that about Tokes?

Gavin Walker
Gavin Walker

im super puuure

a young noble not yet made a knight
h-huh

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

The levels of incest in this story are approaching Mississippi levels

Nolan Diaz
Nolan Diaz

that lancia, the stratos, won the WRC three years on the trot.

this lancia, the delta, won the WRC six years on the trot.

surely at least IKT appreciates this, he always talks about DiRT

Isaac Powell
Isaac Powell

Because I'm the only person in these threads that doesn't use transgenderism as a joke.
Unless the punchline is a slight against myself.

It's the male equivalent of damoiselle, which is apparently where damsel is derived from.
Best I could think of when put on the spot like that.

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

get fucked

Connor Thomas
Connor Thomas

Because I'm the only person in these threads that doesn't use transgenderism as a joke.

Kevin Phillips
Kevin Phillips

Seriously though, who the fuck likes trannies?
Like that rin cunt? We should b& him forever.

Jacob Powell
Jacob Powell

:|

Maybe its Maybelline?

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

Transgender is a lie

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

What do?

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

trannies are horrible

Elijah Gray
Elijah Gray

You're right, Loco, I guess Theseius doesn't do it either.
At least that I've seen.

Austin Lewis
Austin Lewis

FUCKING THIS

Jackson Hill
Jackson Hill

Religion is a lie, but so many people cling so desperately to that that it isn't even funny anymore.

Easton Thomas
Easton Thomas

Maybe's It's born with It, Maybe It's Maybelline.

I don't know.

Bentley Wright
Bentley Wright

is a genuine belief i hold.

Brandon Johnson
Brandon Johnson

I meant the pure part.

Chase Morris
Chase Morris

Please do not provoke a flamewar
And say that
As a proud anglican i find it distasteful

Gavin Jackson
Gavin Jackson

Lancia is neat yes.

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

im alright with trainsexuals

are you my damsel in distress?

Josiah Baker
Josiah Baker

ty

Caleb Smith
Caleb Smith

YOU HAVE NOT SEEN YOUNG SER KNIGHT BEHIND CLOSED DOORS, MY FRIEND.

Ryan Perry
Ryan Perry

TRAINS ARE ALL SLUTS.
B& ALL TRAINS AND TRAINSEXUALS FROM Holla Forums

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

I had a pretty good response written for you too but then it got killed when the ban page came up
people will report for talks of 4chan
people don't check stuff

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

WAY TO RUIN MY MENTAL IMAGE OF TOKES AS THE GRAND CONQUEROR

Alexander Cooper
Alexander Cooper

Also i am a heterosexual sleeper cell

Christian James
Christian James

religion is super real
allahu ackbar
death to israel
etc

okay so where's the dragon im sposed to get?!

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

I don't think any responsible grand conqueror would be "pure."
That's just asking for all kinds of bad judgement calls.

Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

blocked on steam

Ian Ross
Ian Ross

I mean.
I have one on my fairy shelf, I guess.

I wanted to get one of the massive 3foot Fairies that had a dragon with her too, but those are, like, 300$ and holy fuck.

David Moore
David Moore

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One of these days. Maybe.

gonna go take a shower

Josiah Cook
Josiah Cook

I've heard this one kpop song, like, 30 since I started watching this girl dancing, and I'm starting to like it.

Is this sex appeal?

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

30 +times

James Hill
James Hill

thats not something I can slay though

E'yup

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

np

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

You should only perform sexual coital interaction for the sole purpose of procreation.

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

WOW.
YOU ARE THE HIGHEST GRADE OF PERVERT.

Josiah Collins
Josiah Collins

never reproduce

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

-_-

Mason Campbell
Mason Campbell

the only method of conception should be using surgically extracted cum from a stranger

Dylan Cruz
Dylan Cruz

oh, me on a train, oops

Lucas Ortiz
Lucas Ortiz

Lucky for loco and sabrina, they won't reproduce due to gheir ugliness.

Ryan King
Ryan King

aw

Lucas Wood
Lucas Wood

ouch

Christopher Scott
Christopher Scott

Imagine... 2 years ago... thinking about getting on a train

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

s'pose it makes the conquest easier~

Jace Clark
Jace Clark

Get fucking rekt harder than harrison fords leg

Isaac Torres
Isaac Torres

i'm sorry please excuse the trai

Ian Adams
Ian Adams

Okay there, Keima.

Nathan Price
Nathan Price

n

Alexander Nguyen
Alexander Nguyen

so sleepy I passed out and woke up on table and I can could go sleep again I will sleep again now after tootbhrush

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

keimaa?

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

Im into pornographers who have sex to procreate
Who am I to judge

Colton Davis
Colton Davis

Tokes was going to be the first one.

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

but pamela anderson and a rabbi were on this morning with eamon and ruth and they were saying about how not to porn

William Myers
William Myers

Emperor Tokes I the pure of the Benelux

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

Was he a RABBId antiporno?

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

but it was gay cause phillip and holly are best

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

The GOD OF CONQUESTS

Conquests in this case referring to women.

Except we both know that I'd be the real ruler.

Emperor Tokai I the >pure of the Benelux

Lincoln Moore
Lincoln Moore

commando on film4

I WILL SAVE YOU JENNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

Arent they? Highlight of my morning

Easton Price
Easton Price

^w^

James Turner
James Turner

yes, but he said real sex is good

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

I always figured it the other way around.

Sebastian Price
Sebastian Price

<. <

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

delishious

*snuggles close*

David Kelly
David Kelly

phillip is good fun, and holly is just a delight, they do make a morning.

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkdyok8eQWY

Oliver Thomas
Oliver Thomas

mean

David Baker
David Baker

Hash brown

They have the bants. Always so mischievous
Luna too cute

Owen Allen
Owen Allen

It's often been remarked to me, and otherwise made apparent, that I have the natural talent and ability to lead.
I just don't have the personality for it.

How's it goin', dude?

David Adams
David Adams

dohoho, she was bad today. wouldn't sit for love nor money.

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

Guess what?

i doesn't give a fuck

James Stewart
James Stewart

but I only want one

no joking the emperor!

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

huh?
what are you talking about...?

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

Bet ohil was fucking livid 😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂

Ethan Cooper
Ethan Cooper

Phil

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

*hugs warmly and welcomingly*

mhm
I'm completely healthy today!

Adrian Adams
Adrian Adams

ragin, shouting "sit!" all over holly trying to read out the competition info 😂

Nolan Robinson
Nolan Robinson

Not the point.

I'll joke who I wanna joke, Nero.

You don't use transgender as a joke.

Adam Reed
Adam Reed

._.

why would i?

Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

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Gavin Reed
Gavin Reed

How's Luka?

I think I'd trust Tokes more in running a country.

Liam Nguyen
Liam Nguyen

You asked for this. I never wanted it this way. But i am man enough to see it through.

Im crying laughing at work
I bet she was telling him to chill and he kept fucking going like the madman he is.

Connor Murphy
Connor Murphy

I was just raising a point that people who don't are the exception in this place.

I also don't represent myself truthfully here.

Easton Lewis
Easton Lewis

better now~
sitting down comfy on my bed posting online
watching u tube
and getting hype about stuff an leaks

Nicholas Peterson
Nicholas Peterson

was shocking lol, he was so mad

that british feel

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

:D
i'm an exception?!

... huh? wait ... to what? ._.

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

Air on the G String :^)

Ethan Morales
Ethan Morales

We've just gone FULL brit.

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

Lies, blatant lies.

Glad to hear that, what leaks?

Jackson Gomez
Jackson Gomez

natural selection lol

Jordan Bennett
Jordan Bennett

From a string orchestra for comparison

Cameron Sanders
Cameron Sanders

What would be the point in that?

Isaac Martinez
Isaac Martinez

Solid so far, listening to music and just hanging out in chats.
You?

Heyo, Luka. There was an image I forgot to put in the folder, here you go!

Luke Nelson
Luke Nelson

I remember my personality test said I get bossed around a lot, I wanna retake it

I'll point you

heheh okey, you can.

John Rivera
John Rivera

eh scoots you stop bully sabrina or imma beat you up

Carter Sullivan
Carter Sullivan

Pretty.
Much.
The same.

Kinda wishing my boyfriend might ask to play vidya with me, but I think he might be a bit oblivious to that.

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

There's no way I can be more obvious than that, right?

Charles Young
Charles Young

Elementalist Lux - 3520RP ($35)

β™₯ Added β™₯

all mine now~ muahahah~

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

How about you kep yo streisand like nose out of this. For once you manchild.

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

all i asked for was some pasta!

smol the criminal ninja
weeoo

Xavier Watson
Xavier Watson

Also.
More Bach.

Little Fugue is <3

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

yes daddy ._.

Colton Stewart
Colton Stewart

here's the plan: 1. seduce him. 2. stab him with an icepick.

whatcha think.

Samuel Sanders
Samuel Sanders

I use people who use transgenderism as a joke as a joke.

Alexander Rodriguez
Alexander Rodriguez

Erin. This is gettin might British right now. I swear last month i went full geordie and test/bebop wasn't impressed

Yeah, well, get fucked on.

Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson

I don't see the gain from acting less, or did you mean it the other way around?

Ahah, I thought there were like wikileaks stuff.

Jace Rivera
Jace Rivera

owh its gone

man I wish my mom would go upstairs already so I can play games

no idea what you meant with that sentence x.x

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

naw
i not interested in that junk

William Hall
William Hall

Not me, tho.

Is that because I only do it when I'm making fun of myself anyway?

What's there to gain by representing myself truthfully, though?
Beyond things that I wouldn't suggest someone seek out in this place.

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

Power of a parmo pet. I was sayin bout wen ya owt with the lads an ya have a few too many nukeybroons and decide to gan ta tigertiger fir a apot of clunge. An ya end up with a right easy girl and she proper noshes ya behind the gate. Then ya gan have a parmo and wake up the next day fot sunday club and a cheeky nandos

Asher Powell
Asher Powell

Meh, I got a biliography to write but I'm not bothered, internet is spazzing out at random and spotify won't shut fuck.
Thanks for the music

Enjoy! Also, if there's any missing files in the numbers or pictures with subtitles, let me know.
How are you feeling?

Christopher Peterson
Christopher Peterson

Are you sure you don't just le ironically claim to be a girl and stuff because part of you wants to actually identify as one? :3

Jace Roberts
Jace Roberts

jobby jabber

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

she's went up
time to walk the doggo and unwind

hey sweetheart do you wanna play a game in a bit?

Jayden Nguyen
Jayden Nguyen

I wondered if you got some interest in it nowadays.

Genuine friends?
I don't know, I'm more reckless with my friends.

James White
James White

Always a good time to see a man about a dog

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

..l-like this~?

John Powell
John Powell

nah, it just political junk right?
bad people doing bad things?
countries that i don't live in?

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

Are you thanking me for the classical?

I have a bit of a soft spot for it, ehhe...

Hi! I'm new here!
My name is Skye, but you can just call me Bloodsy4KE since that's what this thingu calls me!

Or, I guess just Bloodsy is fine!

Yes. β™₯β™₯β™₯

I save that stuff for private.

Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

But I already fixed that one for you~

Yep, thanks for it. Chill background.

Gabriel Richardson
Gabriel Richardson

tfw all ur tips last week were right
tfw you didn't put in a single dollar to any of it
that 615% profit
FUCK

Charles King
Charles King

You want me to call you that now, Rin? :3

work that pole gurl

Ian Brooks
Ian Brooks

Get rekt

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

post doggo

Connor Nelson
Connor Nelson

Most likely, but there are also corporations that do some bad things involved in those, that can have a major effect on them.
But then again it doesn't really change our life.

Well then, now I wonder what you're like really.

John Harris
John Harris

What is better;

Pre-doggo or post-doggo?

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

It's almost time for me to start wearing pants and plaid button up shirts
also I'm just drinking myself away right now because I keep being right on a shit load of things but laughing about it and not doing anything with it
madness

Robert Stewart
Robert Stewart

anno-doggo

Brandon Brooks
Brandon Brooks

Saved~

All better!
u r the bes *snuggles close to you thankfully*

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

wow, he's yours!?

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

Aw, no. I wish. I can't have a puppo right now.

Daniel Morgan
Daniel Morgan

I have returned, soaked with rain.

Christian Walker
Christian Walker

tfw sabrina deletes you off steam
again

OwO

Isaiah Bennett
Isaiah Bennett

No problem, and I agree.

I like it best when I can just put it on in the background and loose myself.

Isn't it uncouth to ask questions you already know the answer to~

I don't actually care, I'm just being a bit asinine.

Come to Canada.
the marked difference is more apparent in person, but it shines through online a fair bit.

Just not in this place.

Nathan Ortiz
Nathan Ortiz

Well... it's not like they're allowed to defeat stuff like amazon or google or uh... ebay anymore...

now that the USA's ownership of internet expired.
so it the wild wild west online now!
Freedom to the global net!

Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

I bet Rain isn't the only thing you're soaked with. :^)

Caleb Gonzalez
Caleb Gonzalez

Time for eats.

/lurk

Bentley Davis
Bentley Davis

aww :c

mine is a weirdo but i totally respect that

Mason Ramirez
Mason Ramirez

I'm worried that he might actually be angry with me. ;__;

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

Weirdo pets are the best. They keep you entertained and are fun to love. β™₯

Zachary Nguyen
Zachary Nguyen

Well, I recall that you laughed quite a bit in skype.
But then again I was really drunk.

I think they could, but they haven't done anything super sketchy.
Oh yeah, that happened.

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

im not. Memes are serious business :(

Michael Nelson
Michael Nelson

But then again it doesn't really change our life.

If Trump makes Chyna stop screwing us then that will effect the Chinese economy in ways that will be bad for me when I'm in Chyna.:(

You seem to be on an alcohol spree. :3

What were you right about? You should drunk rant about it.

I wasn't sure if you were trying to meme me by making me believe you're a new person because you thought I didn't know who you were or what.

Where does "Skye" come from? Have you adopted that name IRL or what? ^^

Logan White
Logan White

yes c:

Wyatt Hernandez
Wyatt Hernandez

RIP Erio, killed to death by Trump.

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

tfw no glorious big fluffy dog to steal my couch and trash my garden

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

they cant
no control over us no more
we are free
new age of internet

but still... i not interested into political leak junk

Cooper Sullivan
Cooper Sullivan

Probably correct.

It was more a shot at those posters who try to change their identity almost daily.

It's just a nice name, honestly.

Josiah Parker
Josiah Parker

iunno why I always feel the need to pretty up for calls

ill be right up
just finishing tea

Jack Martinez
Jack Martinez

I'm gonna go pottee before we start. Just after this song.

Jose Watson
Jose Watson

❀️️
Im only ever mad about Fascism, silly.

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

scoob confirmed for antifa scum

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

Probably then.

Well, some laughter always makes it less awkward.

Brayden Nguyen
Brayden Nguyen

The low cost of living and stuff just wouldn't be as great, I suppose. More reason to get there as soon as possible to reap the benefits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57M12JjzTI

I'm curious now; have you adopted a girl name? ^^

It's been known for years that he's a dirty commie.

Ian Harris
Ian Harris

Ive recently attended anti fascist/ukip workshops

Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood

Thats too cute @////@

Jack Garcia
Jack Garcia

Yeah.

I've been introducing myself as Seilum for the past while, but when all is said and done, I might decide on Alexandra. I don't know between the two.

Nathaniel Hernandez
Nathaniel Hernandez

planning on nail bombing some wrongthinkers?

Jose Jenkins
Jose Jenkins

only because i'm alone and kinda a lil depressed since somebody in the family died

stocks. terrorists. vidya games. people should really listen to me more, especially if they dislike being yelled at cuz drunk bebop is not nice

Easton Carter
Easton Carter

You ever, like, walk in on your maid fondling your clothes?

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

i got a new coffee table today

am i adult yet

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

Im not THAT irish. Jeez, gassed any minorities recently?

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

*pets you comfortingly swo you feel rested*

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

Still the best song from this game, probably.

Juan Young
Juan Young

say you're sorry. explain to him that you're my daddy now and he can't have me. smooth everything over.

Benjamin Hughes
Benjamin Hughes

well, women are technically a majority, so not really

you have the exact same flatpack asda coffee table i do, so it stands to reason youre about as adult as i am

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

Do you pay taxes and/or suck dick?

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

Wow. Meninist scum.

Luis Edwards
Luis Edwards

:D
i pay tax!

Kayden Ward
Kayden Ward

it's from argos mang i got same day delivery, i think i'm more adult because that

yes and no

Josiah Hughes
Josiah Hughes

Sales Tax doesn't count.

Daniel Jackson
Daniel Jackson

No, but I've fondled my maid.

^You're the maid.

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

loser

Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

Who hasn't fondled their maid?

If I were your maid would you fondle me too?

Logan Ward
Logan Ward

Then you are an adult.

I don't want to hear about what you suck, Luka.

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

Forever maid.

Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

neato

Christopher Jenkins
Christopher Jenkins

/vidya

Well, you could always go afterwards for a small vacation and enjoy those low as hell prices.

And now you've made it awkward, Rinpls.

Can't sleep yet, and need to play some games.

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

i dont do lewd stuff!

Elijah Scott
Elijah Scott

its called VAT

rain falls, wind blows, and the strong pray upon the weak

not buying your furniture with your Β£100 tinned food order for maximum savings
pfft

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

sΓ­ seΓ±ora

Jordan Long
Jordan Long

;~;
ok

Cute rumia~

Nathaniel Sanders
Nathaniel Sanders

okido

i got caught up with makeup

Jace Moore
Jace Moore

lol i don't have any food

just milk and champagne

Ayden Scott
Ayden Scott

pray
fug

Connor Russell
Connor Russell

They're both nice names. I guess it just depends on if you wanna have a unique name that stands out or a more traditional one. I don't think I've ever heard of anyone named "Seilum," but it's pretty. ^^

Drug/alcohol binges are nice sometimes.

What should I invest in, o wise jew of shekels?

I think as long as I go to one of the less important cities, thing should stay pretty good. :3

Joshua Gomez
Joshua Gomez

Tokai is embracing the girl

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

new

David Bennett
David Bennett

THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

I suppose I am also sweaty.

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