♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
you cannot handle my girth
azu looks comfy
i want to be this comfy
Test always posts moeshit.jpg for "new thread when", it's a pic of Azunyan resting her hand on her face
how long have you been working for your place of work?
rei is stacked
That was Test?
I always thought it was BC.
its either test bc or tp
I was flabbergasted too when I found out
My whole life has been a lie.
Fun fun fun.
you can vote for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson for cultural reasons at this point since Trump is not gonna win but you should be forced to wear a pin saying you did, at least for a month
why nnot vote trump
Not not vote for IKT to be banned?
;_; stop that
IKT for the ban
who are you?
Should I order a takeaway?
Today was a good day and I failed another job interview.
whats your options for takeaway?
I haven't had fried chicken in years.
I'll be going for that.
Shit is cheap and I got £15 to waste.
needs more genitals
if you wanna fam, its your choice
terrible pic, ass shots like that are the worst
3 pieces of chicken, fries, 7-up and a smallish pepperoni garlic pizza.
My soul is gonna cream itself.
You are too damn needy. Fucking brits.
not too bad i suppose
All for £12 too!
It ain't too bad to stuff my face.
still plain and dull
try something more like this
eh, its a bit of a rip off compared to here, but we cant all be blessed with a chicken george around the corner from us
that's obviously bc
Thanks for fixing that for me, bud.
amateur is better though, staged shots just feel fake
There is literally nothing about that picture that is enticing.
Another fetish to the list. ;-;
soapy foam that will irritate mucous membranes
Spoken like a virgin
you just have shit taste
All this complaining about porn
Wait, I'm sober. How the fuck did I get onto /v/ this time?
Sorry I don't get off on poor quality soapy cock. Too many suds in general.
You quite honestly have no room to talk.
Yeah, I don't really save porn myself.
Just weird shit, so I kinda feel left out.
you are more likely to see yourself covered in bubble with your girlfriend playing with you than you are to see her in a top-down forehead angle
moments are sexy
movement is sexy
Do you have a libido?
Anyone been playing Payday 2 recently?
Sure, but moments but the reason those 'moments' are special is largely due to emotions and memories connected with it. A shitty quality picture of somebody's moments means nothing to me.
Someone should spend 6$ CAD on me.
not on that
Not for any reason.
I just can't be fucked to make the transfers I'd have to do for that myself.
Men smell fertility.
You could buy a whole game for that price.
Not through a computer screen.
fat womanly udders
If that ain't staged I'm a fucking londoner.
This interests my privates.
Which are less intensely sexual. Let's be honest, the reason for sexuality is to make babies. There is a layer of aesthetic, but most of us aren't the products of two sexually compatible models. Most people are born to two average people, which explains your own averageness. Sexual moments trump aesthetic sexuality. Hence, amateur porn is superior.
its from some tarts xhamster
fat slag tats
Thank goodness the thread is living up to its billing as FUCKING CANCER.
I like that answer.
next shooting star, I'm wishing you get laid by someone nice~
This isn't the fucking 70's. Sorry, but I simply disagree. You are starting to get to the mechanics of sex vs the emotions of sex. And I gotta say, you are leaning towards the emotions of sex, which is largely more feminine than masculine. I just want to look at something that is extremely fuckable. I am not trying to fall in love from a picture.
amateur is fine, photoshoot crap aint worth the shit on my shoe
You clearly need to stop living in a shithole.
That doesn't seem fuckable. That seems beautiful.
Fucking is an entirely different monster.
It's why I'm damned sure you're a virgin.
Save Luka from the lewd!!!!
youre just a virgin kid
i fucked your mom too
If that doesn't seem fuckable, I think you might be either extremely young, or extremely old. Based on how judgemental you are about other people's sex live, I am going to guess young.
Well who hasn't fucked my mom?
you just dont appreciate the appeal of an average woman with massive knockers to keep your home clean, your stomach filled, and your bed warm
your mom lmao
I honestly don't believe it; how much a pushover she acts in thread.
I don't find that sexy, no.
Also, massive knockers aren't my back either.
No I am fairly sure she has fucked herself.
mm, it is
but there's more than lewdness
protip: it's mainly psychological for girls
How many lustful throes have you been in
give me a fucking number
I call all manner of bullshit on this. there is simply no way this is your results.
Not if she answered it truthfully, anyway.
Being able to count that is sad.
luka stop trolling
How well do we REALLY know luka though?
I would expect the honest results to be like, 100% vanilla, and 0-5% in literally everything else.
doot doot boop boop
psychology is fun
here's my earlier one from a year earlier if you want to compare~
Go be honest.
Whoever 6ece82 is, I appreciate their taste in porn far more than anyone else who's posted any.
ive been sexual with 5 people
well we shouldnt think about that
i love it
Um. Yeah. Beep. Beep.
Or, at the very least, somewhat similar to mine.
If a bit more towards submissive groups.
are you the sort of person those women would fuck?
I didn't bring it up.
*pets the rabbit nicely* ^ ^
i regret it
I don't know what sorts of sexually confused would lead to an overweight dude proclaiming to be a lesbian.
Shit's all sorts of weird.
feeling healthy today?
Yes. I am thank you. You doing okey dokie luka babooka?
You mean the women I am posting? Sure, why not? It's not like I am a 300lb, neck-bearded 16 year old.
Japan forgive you.
I regret nothing but that I am out of beer.
mugen has been sexual with 5 people
juicy jiggling jugs
And how many animals?
you poor thing
i had a yummy breakfast and enjoyed walking out in semi-snowy rain snow slush today! listening to kewl musics
i find your furry racism offensive
Here's an ultra rare recent pic of Rin irl.
Don't tell Sobo.
I meant to spoiler that.
Pretend it's spoilered.
It's not like I am a 300lb, neck-bearded 16 year old.
Way to shit all over Holla Forums, bigot.
Yeah, it isn't cool.
Yeah, I do that.
It's funny because it's white lilies (yuri) and you're a dude.
a lotta cropped out faces
girlfriendesque is actually a genre of porn
do you actually fap to these?
lolis are highly over rated
What was breakfast? and is it getting to that time of year? fresh snows?
Oh wow, here we go. Give furries rights etc etc etc how about DRINK BLEACH?
No, it's funny because those are Narcissus, and I'm calling myself a narcissist.
But nice try.
I really do not think this is accurate.
that's mandy. you fag.
life's a mystery
the best of royal matriarch
almost winter! time of year... yeah
i had a sausage an egger wrap with a hashbrown in it!
all three are accurate!
take over the span of a year they yield nearly the similar results!
SOUNDS TERRIFIC! WEW
I haven't been able to fap to pictures since I was 14.
As you wish, my love.
You're a mandy, fag!
So what the fuck did you make this folder for
it was a nice day!
(excluding my tongue i accidently bitten ;~;)
To annoy you with.
Tattoos can be quite appealing.
you mean queen? queen is lovely. although you shouldn't be just listening to "best of"
they have almost nothing but amazing tracks up to and including the album "the game"
aren't you like, total prude though? how can that possibly be anything like what you actually are?
literally what are you basing your answers on? do you have any experience?
these are not meant to be mean questions by the way, I am legitimately curious.
no, I'm a cupcake.
that one looks like a young Amy Winehouse
Yup! i am.
i just answered logically as possible.
it's just as easy as that.
Using knowledge, i answered to the best of my ability honestly.
This is just my latest trip into Queen. FLACs of their greatest hits. My headphones are decent for once, so it's just my latest enjoyment. I've been into individual albums. Which was your fave?
I remain pretty skeptical, but I won't question further.
That's totally fine~
one screw left before i can take a good look at the board to check for corrosion damage from water getting into it
the last screw is under the fucking windows activation sticker
if i take it off, and its not me that killed it, i probably cant return it anyway
my favorite queen album is a night at the opera. I'm also very very fond of their first album, and news of the world. but anything from "queen" to "the game" is pure fucking gold.
chill until you put on the dominatrix outfit in the bedroom, apparently.
im not that kind of cliche...
news of the world
Did you see that Family Guy ep?
Got my pizza
They forgot the pepperoni
Get a whole new pizza for free.
Welp, I got enough leftovers to last me tomorrow too! :3
nice desu ne
It is true though.
" We evolved to spread Meme's "
shes cute but that tattoo is kinda shitty
Suicide Girls are the girlfriends that you'll never have.
It's grown on me.
Good, because they are the girlfriends I don't want.
Cleaned up my desk and threw in another monitor for the giggles
what even is it
of course, and I thought it was hilarious. of course I liked the album way before that episode ever came out. I hope it inspired some people to listen to it.
brb walking dogs~
whats in the tank on the shelf
That is disgusting.
I see it as some kind of chaos symbol.
*holds you comfortingly* ♥
you dont mean it
Oh that my little brothers Betta fish (Siamese Fighting fish)
But is it true?
IS THAT HITOMI J CUP?
Those breasts are none other than Hitomis
I never seen such fat tats in my life.
NO PLS LUKA NO
seems pretty confined
I half love you.
Rust seems pretty legit
they are pretty damn spectacular
No posting my waifu pls
have you started playing
l i t
Today's quest is draw one animal, or add animal traits to one character.
I have I have. Everyone seeems to be enjoying it, so figured I would see what its all about.
I got my head caved in by some naked dude
any minecraft clone being legit
minecraft even being legit
shame shame shame
RWBY: Grimm Eclipse is way more legit than people 'round here give it credit for.
baptism by rock
Kohai, less of the enjoying what I do not like, anta baka ne?
I was happily smashing a tree and he just came up behind me. lol, s a v a g e
thats what head look is for
alt I think and you can continue doing w/e while looking left and right and even a little behind you
you got me looking at tattoos now
At least post her pussy Desu
I had that same thought 4 years ago.
There is no rust.
If you started playing, however, I will join you. If you wanna get ahead and make anything past a stone hatchet and a pick axe, you'll need buddies to survive.
I just run around in circles while rocking the tree.
what is being 'lit' up?
being lit means it's fucking hype
Look, bruh I am learning. Eeeesh. I wasnt aware of anyone in the area... so I was just you know. In the zone.
Yeah, I am sure we could Brit up on a brit server or something. But teaming up sounds crucial. There are some real nasty works out there.
Anywho fam, time for nee nee
please be kind and gimme (you)
its all a sensory overload at first
yes it's just that, not anything to do with still being essentially an alpha like every other clone of minecraft that never actually finishes lol
wat are we hype for today? :)
I hid, rocked, fought tooth and nail to make my own house.
Some fucker with a flame thrower burnt it down
Took 3 hours to build
Started with NOTHING again.
Guy built it back up for me
Only for another guy to gun me down, then hide in my house when I can running at him with my Dindu Weapons, killing me from INSIDE MY HOUSE and taking my house keys and destroying my spawning point
All that time and effort back to square one
Khorne's Brass Citadel has nothing on Rust.
Scratch that, I RAN OUTSIDE MY HOUSE, he sneaked in, only to wait to kill me inside my house.
fuuuuuuuuuuuck you lmao
lick my cummies
I got way lucky
junkenstein then pumpkin reaper
What a time to be alive.
To witness that such forms exist in reality.
Dunno if I should play Civ V or keep reading Chaos God lore.
How be you, Luka?
the only ones I don't have are thriller soldier, pumpeaper and junk pump a rum reaper is the main one out of the remaining I want, witch mercy being the one I wanted the most and got off the bat lol
I don't get it.
i have almost all the ones i wanted.
just more tatts
just small things like my bitten tongue and tingly hand are bothering me today
I should get a nazi tattoo.
package supposed to be delivered a few hours ago
i saw the guy just drive by
you fucking nigger, he posted that there was a "delay"
its been 3hours since i saw you, faggot.
im tired as shit and didn't sleep much last night but i want my damn headset
sleep with master chief mask on facing window or no
the correct answer is obviously jerk off
|Rolled 2 (1d2)|
i mean if anything i'll die because i can't breath for some reason
Same, but it is eating too much that I feel uncomfortable.
And it is late at night and I'm in between 'If I sleep now, the day is gone and I have to do things tomorrow' to 'If I sleep now, I have the best sleep ever'
Too sated and full to fap
That ain't right. >_<
Out for delivery
Bend, OR, US
brb im going to shoot somebody
sleep and feel good.
your health most important!
im confused now
i hate the type 9
K Nini <3
I'll fap in the morning <3
that thing is fat af
btw are you playing in beta??
but why? just to test stuff or
btw who is that user?
yeah to test pretty much
Clinton is a rapist.
i want to believe
i've been told they're the best for the price. i can say whether or not they're good when they get here
you listen to FLAC for their superiority?
not often but when something is important enough for it then sure. i save certain peoples recordings in it for the same purpose
I guess Weiss is my main.
Does that mean I have to change my folder from Ruby to Weiss?
can..... can you be my main? :^)
See, I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve.
i never claimed you were
there's just a point where no matter what headphones you have, unless you're listening to quality sound, you're not getting your moneysworth
git gud at ruby ._.
it feels like time is going by so fast. im doing nothing though
i uh/ thanks Luka
well yeah. the apparent quality of them overall is supposed to be great though. wont just fall apart on me like my current meme headset
that and comfy
Rin isn't a playable character.
Probably one of the better Ruby's I've been in a party with, even.
She was even who I played the most before they changed the controls.
But now I just have so much fun with Weiss.
i cant say ive claimed that many people are
is game f2p yet?
more like a mount to ride?
ya dude speakers taped to my head
i do but i dont use them
also who r u
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im going to take a nap after my next post btw
I'm sure it's not too hard to guess who he is.
the most interesting poster in the world esq.
But I ams...
someone ask soto what he thinks of this song for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW5oGRx9CLM
i'm having trouble telling what my clock says right now
you'd be surprised
Gonna try this again
Anyone wanna farm sum?
Going for a 12-14 hours long spree here
i lay down and close my eyes and this guy just walks up and rings my doorbell
I should go watch some porn or something.
regardless of her toethumb I would fuck the shit out of fox there
I honestly don't even know who it is or what movie it is from.
do you just watch that causally without masturbating
Sometimes, I guess. Not often though.
megan fox from the one movie where she was some succubi
im so glad megan fox isnt a thing anymore
she will be again sooner or later, as is the way of the film industry
im not so sure
ironman there should've poofed after his issues but then what happened?
how oft do you fap
he got lucky marvel got to him
men get more attractive with age
megan fox doesn;t
and all she needs is to be lucky too, one time ass is the way of that industry
no, no men do not there is a same chance that men will as women just cause you only like men doesn't skew fact plus with all the editing? no one looks like how they look in film, ironman there is not as clean and good looking irl as he is on camera
I have too many follow up questions to this answer
you don't even know his name do you
i think dissing your employer sortve ruins your resume to a certain extent
robert downey jr, saying his name or knowing it has nothing to do with what we are talking about avoiding it by trying to derail with pointless things is pretty sad
she still works with him so it sure did so much damage
But instead, normal stuff
do you sport?
im unsure about that
What sport and why?
lol oh yeah
little league baseball and high school track
When is the last time you did rigorous exercise?
Swing first, nigga.
i dont recall
yeah not the greatest movies but it is bay's series so he obviously don't care what she says about him lol as for if it was anyone else she might have been fuuuucked
shouldn't you be in bed by now?
sakuya a cute