grade a webms sao user
bend over cups :^)
I don't if it's because of the stress and suicidal thoughts but I dig this one.
Hello there Kitten.
sure smells gay in here
cause you just got here
happy columbus day or as we say in massachusetts indigenous peoples day
what's up clocky
take a shower it's reeking off of you
but I need to buy quark
what the hell for?
columbus is a fucking shitbag just saiyan
get in your skirt
man im not bitching i very much love native american art and even just look at the names of towns in my state you see a wonderful mixture of native american and english naming conventions
hey new guy
gonna do healthy today
bbut its cold
Hello not new guy
Nothing. This is a simulation.
Am i real?
columbus is a bitch
even better, chop chop cutie
God I hope that's the case.
Not much, just about to sleep though. You?
You're not going to escape it.
its the morning dumby. im just waking up
it's not better to catch a cold
imma do grocerees
hi hi nekoneko.
why? did you drop a contact lens? :^)
what are you making
no you'd like that too much
take care on your travels
no but it was going to involve pants dropping so close enough?
what's happening cup
maybe must be the new yes here
are you going to do it tho
pants aren't quite the same thing as contact lenses though...
also why on earth would I be wearing pants to begin with?
whole bunch of nothing. how about with you?
whole bunch of bored
no you haven't earned that, the opposite even
cause the undressing part is a fun part too...... but I meant mine, you were going to be in a skirt going up
what did i do
so par for the course, eh?
oh, of course. skirts are more fun anyway. get a nice breeze going.
ignored my stupid flirtation last night with the other wave of people just doing it in general minus that autistic fag ytse that was just too busy getting pissed over my avatar
plus something revealing beneath so extra breeze
what should I do
i dont remember that happening
this is starting to sound a bit perverted.
it's probably too late. sorry neko. it's terminal.
you ignored it so yeah makes sense lol
since the plan is to literally fuck you, yes perverted a fuuuuck
Rest in pieces.
lets make up for that
4 mackerels and iced coffee is pretty sweet.
need at least some sleep before work, maybe later if I'm not just background noise for people again
sounds good af
again i really dont know what youre talking about i am sorry if i spaced out i am not in a good place mentally
that's quite the plan. do you have notes, blueprints, schemes, tools? you have to be prepared when you make a plan that ambitious.
poor neko never had a chance.
fish are gros
What about your chance?
it still fucks me up that these swtor trailers are so neat so cool and so interesting
but the game is so trash
some vitamine juice too
can't really hate fish when I live in the fishing village
both the time and place for this are not good, I'm still drunkish and it should be on steam or somewhere else so tomorrow night sebss
nope fuck it we're doing it live also dumb spoilers needs sleep so run up here and hop in my bed already good night
oooh nice, night tokes
all of my chances have been used up.
bit of a jog with you all the way up there. goodnight, spoilers. sleep well.
itd be like americans rejecting burgers, or germans bratwurst, or swedes vomit.
or swedes vomit.
hello darkness my old friend.
it's a good thing they have socialized medicine up there since they all need treatment for that burn.
this is why it's better not to talk to me. depressing af.
but most of their inhabitants already look burned
now you're just being mean.
Well I mean I can relate some things you're saying to recent events and yeah no. I'd rather talk to you than not.
I'd rather talk to you than not.
such poor judgement is sure to come back around and bite you one of these days.
I died at the first level on normal
I better git gud before rin's gonna laugh at me
but im like
the nicest on the bloc
Let it. Who cares.
que sera, sera.
how do you not know by now that tears do nothing?
tis always worth a try
are you sure about that?
what is this supposed to mean
being sure is for fags
so in other words, you are sure.
I can tell by your reaction that you dislike how accurately I have assessed the situation.
HOW CAN I SUCK THIS BAD
4 TIMES DEAD NOW
asses it otherwise!
I wish I could hack this simulation called life.
always got asses on the brain, huh fag?
I just wish I could log out.
I'm taking a break
maybe I should use a controller next time
and by no you mean "yes"
what game are you playing?
dontcha twist my words
it's kinda hard to transition from slow strategy to high paced hack n slash
Ill make there a reason for you to stay logged in.
I don't even have to twist your words. you're so much of a fag that it ends up coming out on its own every time you try and pretend otherwise.
yeah. use a controller. I've never played that game but pretty much any action game is going to work better with a controller.
the people who care about me are literally the only reason at this point.
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
bet that works better yeah, rn I keep getting ganged up by 4 wolves and I cant beat them at the same time.
I'm keeping you in check, fam.
Billionaires are funding attemps to break the matrix.
keep getting ganged up on by 4 big strong wolves at once and you can't help but let them overpower you and have their way with you every time? wow tokai.
we'll see how long that last thread keeps me attached to life. my personal guess is on about 3 years.
scoots you aren't even making sense.
You are talking like a dogfucker 🐶
not like that!!!
no, not really.
hey you're the one who said it, not me.
Look, we've spent so long getting tokai to ladyboy status, dont turn them furry too lol
my guess is he probably already likes the vanilla art in that genre. as long as it's pretty vanilla tokai is into it, with a few surprisingly kinky exceptions I've managed to figure out.
I just enjoy seeing you post.
people enjoy the weirdest things around here.
Definitely. Its some quirky kinda stuff. She has come along way
I came around late. she was already corrupted as much as possible I think.
take it back
to both of those.
Don't get the wrong idea. I just like the company.
Me and casper did a bang up job wew
enjoying my company means your standards are pretty low.
bang up job. hue.
Ay lmao das sounds lewd
tokai you're a beautiful woman you have so much to live for don't do it
I have lost a number of those whose company I did enjoy.
so you're saying I'm literally the bottom of the barrel.
I am not saying that.
Power Bottom of the barrel
but you're implying it?
I suppose I gotta at least live until rin shows me how to play
I am not implying that.
she'll just sit back and watch while you get ravished by the wolves.
Glorious ba'athist future
so you're just lightly hinting at it?
Stop before I lose you too
if I don't keep you at arm's length you'll end up cutting me out anyway. that's how it works.
Build a wall
you don't think she'd enjoy that? I think she would.
carrie fisher said that was a cocaine sniff
actually, she tried pushing me out of an airlock one time.
I guess not
well there you have it.
it's hard to not notice the pattern after this many years. sorry. see why I haven't been posting much lately?
Lets talk about something else.
only real men walk on wooden shoes
teach me to git gud at action games
mash buttons faster.
Clogs are fucking dumb
my fingers arent super fast
How much would it take to make you clog dance?
quite a lot, plus the cost of a pair of clogs.
how much would it be worth to you?
then you might be doomed to suck forever.
of course a gaymo like you would like that.
It would be worth a really good laugh.
money. how much money. laughs ain't free.
only certain kinds of suck
now now. no one likes a picky fag.
Might do a luka and main mercy like the succboi i am
rin likes me
Cupcake you're supposed to be filtered
Why do you do this?
tokai. this thing we're doing here is called banter. the things I'm saying to you are called jokes.
yes? you understand?
how the hell is it mean?
changed tripcodes. I have a lot of tripcodes.
I didn't do it to avoid your filter though. I couldn't care less if you filter me.
how2 git gud at negotiating deadline extensions?
Oh no, did I make you mad?
Soto and his piss poor attempt at trolling
a-are you saying I made a joke?!
fairly certain that what I said would mean the opposite of that, yes? but you're mexican so I understand why you'd think it was backwards.
no. I made a joke. you took it seriously. because you're silly.
and a fag.
I feel like I dont have enough energy to be trolling or bullying rn
I'm pretty exhausted
No hard feelings about the filtering
I just wanted to know your name
there were no hard feelings at all. I find it adorable that you're so desperate to try and figure out my real name.
this response is very unsatisfying.
I am having difficulty.
youre being so meaaan
yeah, sorry. I'm a jerk.
Is it that bad that I want to know the name of who I have a crush on?
I feel like the impact you're trying to have on me with this statement is lost because you have crushes on soooo many people here.
but it's still a little flattering.
I keep distracting myself from my tasks.
so stop doing that, and go do your tasks.
Lmao you really don't trust me do you?
Can't tell me what to do!
Don't trust anyone not even yourself
yes, I am also gay. well done.
well, it's not really that. it's hard to put it into words. I do enjoy you.
well, no, but you obviously want someone to tell you that you should go do your tasks instead of being here.
So you're just using me?
but your're a good gay
aren't we all just using each other?
what do you want from me, soto?
I'm not a good anything, tokai.
you're good at talking to me
I want to know the real you
Did you think I was joking when I said I wanted to meet up?
I can't for this year to end. I hate it so much you have no idea.
Spank me daddy
Just cause the year ends doesn't mean your problems will too
am I? well there's one thing I suppose
people who end up knowing "the real me" end up wanting nothing to do with me.
this year really has dragged on.
like life in general.
I like life.
good. some people have to.
You're talking about normal people
Do I look like a normal person?
that's just how it goes with me soto. I don't make the rules, but I'm tired of life beating me back down every time I break them.
death scares me and I have no plan to be around it
so be proud!
that just means you're normal.
at least about this.
just over that? seems a bit much.
I am as normal as can be.
I'm already broken so you don't have to worry about breaking me
I just want to take you out on a date and see you genuinely smile
j-just a lil then
I wouldn't say no to that if it were to happen.
Why's that funny?
no one here is normal.
okay. just for you.
I can say wholeheartedly that I am fairly normal.
I'm not going to meet up with someone who I don't even know their name
So we're back to square one
and I can say wholeheartedly that I am amused by this.
maybe I'll tell you for your birthday, that's what I did for squash.
Lets hope you know when my birthday is cause I ain't telling you
hey you're the one who wants to know my name, homo.
my birthday is in november
t-that looks like my grandma
Name one way I'm abnormal.
WOW YOU DONT EVEN KNOW
That kinda makes me a bit sad tbh
I'm pretty sure a good amount of people know my bday cause of what I did for a few posters
No one cares
you post here.
that is really weird
you realize I was gone for three years, yes? and we didn't talk all that much before that.
MY BIRTHDAY IS DEC 24TH
I BOUGHT LIKE 150 DOLLARS WORTH OF GIFTS FOR POSTERS AND SENT THEM TO THEIR HOUSES
Im in the conference commission now and this one girl has been in one day and is already doing so many emails and projects like what the fuck.
we havent even had a meeting yet bitch calm the fuck down.
all grandmas smoke and look saggy
on your birthday? that's just silly. you're supposed to get the gifts.
well that's good. that just means telling you my first name can be your birthday and christmas gift.
You're abnormal. abnormal people can't correctly assess other people.
all old people are gros
gonna lie down again. bye.
i really should look into this stuff related to my final year project
oh, i have a book on AI stuff, i should try that
skim contents for relevant topics
ooh, a chapter on the thing i need to know
Gardevoir a slut
Yeah, believe it or not I actually love giving out gifts on Christmas
Cause Giving is better than receiving imo
No Im gonna ask for something more personal for my birthday
But you can tell me your name for christmas tho
sleeping for 12hours+ sucks. feels like i have metal stick between every single bone
I didn't like starboy for some reason
I find it weird cause Im a pretty huge weeknd fan
Tell your friends!!
That's my second favorite ^W^
Cause its so relateable
My favorite one is this one
The sound is so hypnotizing
I have never heard this one before, not even on the radio.
Its kinda old
But I love it
Don't be mad, let her get hers
Don't be mad, let her get hers
She make her own luck, she don't give a fuck
She trying to have fun, take a break from the love
Man, your girl so bad, let me get her
Your girl so bad, let me get her
I make my own luck, I make that pussy talk
On call to the fall, he can like it or not
Nigga, back the fuck up
If you ain’t with me, motherfucker, you against me
If you ain’t complimenting, nigga, you offending
I been out here last year wasting hella time
XO is the only time invested
What did XO mean?
Smoke memes everyday
any good posters in here
it's international coming out day apparently
also international girls day
make sure your skirt is ironed
here's your opportunity
it looks like I DID save that original song that this webm was dancing to
Melania wore a blouse named the "pussy-bow" at the debate to troll clinton
pretty slick of her
Your opportunity as well
go for it
ok im coming out grim
i love a fat ass and a big tiddy
like really fat
its getting even uglier now that paul ryan is disavowing trump
my mom said the day invokes the right of freedom to stay in the closet lol
I don't like the ass too fat
chubby is good though
He didn't do this after trump had won the republican nomination?
or is it pussy gate
s'not like I had any plans
X = Ecstasy
O = Oxycontin
XO can also mean hugs and kisses
I AM NOT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
/grabs u by the pussy
gate sounds better
Lmao so does that mean your parents are hinting that you should not come out of the closet to them
any scandal has to have gate at the end if it
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?????
Bloody subcontinental phone centers
Like tbh my grandma would hate me if I told her I was gay or at least liked traps so I never mention that or act like a huge homosexual
There honestly is no need to be telling your parents about your weird sexual orientations
Just hide it from them
Unless youre a tumblr tier faggot who HAS to let everyone one know youre a [insert one of 32 genders here]
Soto at it again with his damaged world perspective
Hugh mungus wat??????????
Enjoy your awkward ass convo with your parents asking themselves where they went wrong
That song is the best version of that webm
better than the shitfest ban posted
nah that's exactly what I do.
like of course I'm gonna tell if its undeniable but until then why should I make it awkward.
Well it depends if your parents are old fashioned or they are pretty okay with that
its getting even uglier now that paul ryan is disavowing trump
Considering he's going nuclear this morning I'd say it's just going to get worse
iunno how they think.
but even I feel awkward thinking about it
Did I ever tell you how cute you look in a skirt while chugging wine btw?
I made a thread :)
so i hear