Something something thread.
Well, I could end up working nightshift, so some black coffee at 12pm ain't too much of a deal.
Nigga you an Amazonian too?
No, just foodpackaging.
Couldn't get into Amazon since they needed photo id for the drug test.
Are you okay?
HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE A PHOTO ID M8
HOW DO YOU EVEN BUY ALCOHOL?
All the offlicences know me.
And I look old enough so...
Come on just show a bit sanity.
That's not right...
Do I know you, btw?
Rei is blood-chan right?
I WILL NOT BE OUTCRAZIED
IT IS THE ONLY ONE GOOD THING I GOT GOING FOR ME
I am 65% sure it is.
i dont get it
Yeah, make that 85%
Mystery is over kids
Neither do I, how's it going?
Lemme answer your confusion with more questions?
You got any raisins and butter? Cuz I'mma eat dat ass.
Should we give a fuck if it is?
Do we ever?
A little bit yes.
I'm cool with Tovarish,, the kind of crazy I can't figure out for shit
Makes interaction interesting
Gonna fuck off for the day tho, its all up to you now bud
what do you want to know?
So how be you?
Have a good one.
How are you?
Conan actually smokes weed with Wiz
so fuckin lulz
Wiz and Snoop are legal prescribers of weed.
It is actually against the law to turn down a joint from such guys.
i feel terrible
Alright then. So what are you up to?
Imagine being the cop to pull over Snoop for smoking weed.
You'd at least get a disciplinary and lose a shitload of respect.
This is probably the coolest thing ever I ever seen.
How can I fix that terribleness for you? ;w;
Same actually, I think I'm going to bed.
Age check pls
Ohayou I'm dying :3
do not die
That doesn't look interesting.
Jack Black used to be cool.
Yup, she looks old enough.
Something something can't take off my faggot vision
Literally got nothing to say, gonna just lurk and post random shit whilst Civ V
she looks like she's 15
How can you tell by looking at rears?
Are you an ass detective?
Triforce and Iceborn
rip in piss
so of course I told him how you were trying to make me jealous
WHY MUST YOU TELL LIES?
where did you go
chat is empty now
There was nothing of falsehood told in my words.
I have done no such thing.
Deny it all you want.
Oh, I meant the previous picture o o p s wrong reply ; ;
Went to go socialise im sorry
I forgive you
wanna raid the house of that fuckass who shot at me? It's pretty small, one door, built into the rock
What's this from?
Has Marisa stolen my mind ? I can't stop thinking about her.
Is really sad
Poor liftlift ;;
Marisa a shit
I want to make out with the Remimi's navel until its all slick and glittery with my saliva.
I want Shinmyoumaru to use my shaft as a convenient, tactile controlled elevator to reach higher places while I am sleeping !
I want her to do it in a completely pragmatic and nonsexual manner !
Yeah, after a few rounds of overwatch I should be good to go.
take me from this hellish place
Anyone who knows how to play Civ V?
I keep end up losing money and city states keep falling out of interest with me.
But I love playing Aztecs. Any ideas?
Is really sad How is your happiness values?
Starting all over again.
Are Aztecs hard to play as?
As long as you keep your happiness up and your gold generating you can do whatever.
try trading routes with an ally and play the Morocco guy
you'll never run out of money
That's the problem.
Can't generate cash unless I murder.
And I love to murder.
I'll give that a try. How do I get my 2nd city to be less than shit?
I think I know what the problem is.
I don't micromanage my cities to get the most out of them, just put workers on auto and everything on auto.
Then murder. That's how the Azteca roll. I found that a really good strategy is to only have one city and let that grow to its maximum size. Go of and murder but let the capture cities auto manage.
I usually make my first city close to my second. You wanna be in a desert for the best, but what I usually do is focus on generating as much food + gold as possible and building up defenses before offenses.
Tbh as long as you change your cities focus to 'food' you should be fine, caravans and warriors r good
Didn't even know you could change the focus on things. Just ignored that shit.
One day, we should all play Civ V, but I lag a lot, you see.
yeah! change it until it's at like 20 people, then put it to gold.
Don't you have to be up in 6 hours?
You know I do ;~;
And I like to focus on military stuff, never really get into writing... I'm usually fucking dumb as a civ.
You know, I realized something.
I don't know much about waifus and animus... but I do have a big boner for videogames... I'm like the token /v/ guy here.
Don't you have to stop being sick in 6 hours?
Go to bed, baka.
11, but close.
When would be a good time to start a new city?
When the advisor tells me? I dunno when I am good and ready.
remember the best offense is defense
bring their troops into your borders, murder them, and take their nation while it's weak
I've learnt that citystates are fucking babbycunts and must be taken over asap!
Oh, you're not my friend even though you got 60 friend points
Fuck them, gonna take them over.
What are roads good for?
Allez-vous lui tendre une embuscade dans le lit et mettre votre pénis dans subtle's fesses?
Roads move troops faster, you can use enemy roads too. Citystates can actually be very useful, if you befriend them they'll declare war on your enemies. :3c
Don't make the children sick with your uncleanliness.
Darwin, when are you buying me the star guardian skins?
Mort de rire
Man I really miss murder
Already got 4 jaguars, an archer and one of those general dudes
Already don't like the look of one of the city states
That was rude I take it back.
I think that would make him jealous, and I certainly would not like that to happen.
I have been late since I was young ;;
avez-vous pas mangé la dinde aujourd'hui? Ou grenouille jambes?
The damage is already done ;~;
What if I got his permission?
I would yell at him for throwing me under the bus like that.
Anything I can do to make it up?
Mmn, bring me three sacrifices in the name of Emma!
I propose you buy me one as compensation for your scornful words back in the day.
Buy me one too for good measure. I want the championship zed one.
I'm poor though.
Thank you kindly.
I have heard that plenty recently.
As you were.
I need to pay for school. I'm saving for his Christmas gift. I spent too much on anime figs.
Well, HE bought me a couple of skins.
WHY MUST YOU TELL LIES?
I forgot this place existed
I am not lying.
I am not suggesting that you are. Merely reminding you that you said that in response to me informing him that you were trying to make me jealous.
My murderboner is still rigid
How is everyone, btw? I think I'm getting a good idea of this game now.
Don't think I'm sleeping soon since I drank my black coffee and it is 3am.
It only occurred due to extreme circumstances.
Because I won't buy you skins?
Someone opened a Mtn Dew?
No, I mean him buying them for me in the first place. I cannot say what it was here, though.
I opened your ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING
Did I accuse you of anything?
Your countenance suggests so.
I bought RP for rune pages and I'll probably use ip / xp boosts this weekend. But I might have extra :^)
I'll be very grateful.
Am I welcome to join you?
Get on your hands and knees and beg.
I suppose so. Unless he says no :^)
Okay I am. My IGN is Gourdin on NA.
i am fairly sure he would just to be mean, but only for a game.
r es t in p i e c e s
Please, no! I have CHILDREN
*Kicks your children out too*
And don't come back!
It was worth a shot.
Then we'd spend the remaining games flirting and being lovey-dovey.
so yea... hi n stuff
Are you playing league again?
user please, have MERCY
jag talar s-s-s-s-ss-s-venska? :3c
gibe attenshuns plox
nezi! nezi-kun! p-p-pet me t-t-oo!!
tfw bitches never give sama pets
Which one are you again? I don't recognize this trip.
That pun was disgusting.
New account or the old one?
fuck your shit, ill attention maiself
how's it hanging degenerate?
im drunk and guero is being mean on dis chord.
Stop being so bullyable then
The old one.
That image did not scream "that's adorable."
Is this anime?
-pats your head-
how's the witch drawing coming? :3
We were just talking about how he meows and sits on the laps of his superiors in the military
wish how come you never ---
youre embarrassing me!
This is animu.
Wait, don't cry.
Yes you are you fucking shit
i'm new i'm a girl
You're just as bullyable.
ill fite you
That's the one.
It is also funny.
I had those. Except for the white one.
Oh that's unfortunate, I'm super gay and have absolutely no interest in women.
i'm tired of this world
making pancakes for supper
thank god tbh
I refrain from further comments on the matter.
stop you're making me hungry
white one is best. green one is worst.
You're the worst.
if it helps im out of maple so im using strawberry syrup with whipping cream
It does not.
I never change and whatnot.
You think Annexing and taking over 3 city states straight is a bit over kill?
I'm all sads now...
But the red one has a fire sword. And the blue one is blue, blue things are always cool because of the color blue.
How is canada?
oh... well damn
Green is a shit color though. Green things are always wimps.
TAKE THAT BACK
red and white are cool then :3
theres a gold one too i think hes best technically.
GREEN IS THE COLOR FOR EASY
Ew gross :3
cold, but alright.
how Scandinavia goin
Sleep well Flan.
It keeps the happiness at a constant. Taking them over completely will wreck the score but if you can build up fast and restore them, then it will be worth.
It will be better than what I had nothing
I am not taking it back.
Cold and dark. And windy.
Also for wealth, disease and rare/okish stuff
I got like millions of bananas and I'm on a lonely island.
Happiness of 6. Just keeping them as puppets.
He will be jealous.
Oh, right, enjoy your 2 hr sunlight :^(
damn... so like with literally nothing in the home and living down under id be out scavenging for bugs and killing snakes and shit at that point
It is merely a friendly gesture!
hey sd, hows it hangin?
Almost as good as purple
Somewhat drunk and going to bed in a bit, you?
so whats your take on ww3?
im seeing them tensions with china and russia, im all...
if you're still the aztecs then you will need to leave in order to keep your war lust going
well there's stuff in the home i just haven't really felt like leaving my bed right now
something of the same but just not going to bed soon, good day at least?
oh.. so youre just crying about inconvenience
go warm up them tendies mum got ye
So is you buying me League skins.
Not really. My stomach is growling and I'd make something but I'm just not in the mood for it.
So you've been drinking too, or?
Eh, a very slow one to be honest.
Tell that to him. :3
go eat numbnuts.. might improve that energy level
I might just read my book or something if i can stop looking out the window.
listening to linkin park would help lol
some yuh, I know that feel too it suuucks
wake me up inside
Got to love drinking a bit every now and then.
mmm whatcha say
What is your favorite?
one can only hope to rip in piece
mmm that you only meant well
Not enough peace left for one.
hello darkness my old
the suffering is inescapable, shoot me now
fuck... now i want to cut myself
thanks based killjoy
I guess this is the 6th or something.
deal, lets make some koolaid
I AM THE WINNER. IT IS ME.
who gives a shiiiiiiiit
did you know mountains aren't just funny
They are hill areas.
i didn't get it.
oh wait. now I do
Makes you want to punch him in the face right?
I wouldn't punch ui. are you daft
Yes you did
I AM YOUR LORD AND MASTER.
i serve no man...
Made me laugh a bit so it was okay.
I knew it. you're not fit tro be a reaper now.
what is a Caterpillar most afraid of?
you don't know about those people and their suicide by poisoned koolaid? some weird ass cult
what did the octopus wear during winter?
Y-you dont have the authority
crack and yoghurt keeps me slim...
Uhh... I sweater of some sort?
I made you one, I can unmake you one.
a coat of arms 🐙
Never heard of that, sounds interesting though.
Got to stay fit, brah.
Blue. Or red. Both.
yeah it was a huge group if I remember the story correctly
Ahhh these are putting a cringy smile on my face. Reminds me of chiri's jokes.
these are still great
I had a feeling youd say red, so im half right.
I cant help but relate hearing those colors together to league.
what did the football coach say to the vending machine?
They do red and blue in lots of team games. Like Halo.
Sorry for not sticking around to carry you for the second game.
Halo isnt relevant anymore though.
League still is, unfortunately.
nini thread ppl
Sounds like the heaven's gate.
Got to love Lobster.
Sleep well Samchan.
Spin to win? I'm not sure.
I take full responsibility for your loss in that game :3
I am sorry I am not as good as you. I need you, Emma-sama.
Stuff, and things.
Give me my quarterback!
making darwin lose games
we should be friends
Things n stuff..
Hehe, I didn't pick up on that one since we don't use quarters here. I am going to make something to eat brb.
essentially yeah, neat video though
Kind of learned about the heaven's gate cult from Pendulum.
Reminds me of Jonestown though.
the one I'm thinking of might be one of those, no real idea I forgot the name of the group long ago lol sad shit but I can't really feel bad for more than the kids they forced to drink the poison, the adults all deserved what in the end happened
I remember reading about that. spooky stuff.
goodnight daddies uwu
And yet you make me suffer more by not playing with me.
Heaven's gate drank some poison as they thought a meteorite or whatever passing by was an space ship they could board with their souls as long as they died during the occurrence.
And that is why you don't join cults, kids.
Sleep well Oobles.
that's my thing
Animus is a cult
This is false.
I have been slowly breaking my keyboard for years doing that. Its a good response when I want to say something, but delete it instead.
It is 11:40pm, I am already in my bed.
You're fake as heck.
We goofed up, we need to go back Giggles!
Yeah, I know.
Back to the future?
I'm not the Rick here, you are.
I hold back a very large majority of things I want to say when I am not intoxicated.
It can be painful.
Wubba lubba dub-dub.
That is more command than you can imagine.
sounds like one crazy leap in logic
I have obligations to fulfill tomorrow, I cannot spend the nights playing League with you ;;
I understand. I will just have to play all alone with no carry.
Yeah, but Jonestown if I recall right commit a mass suicide as they were about to be raided, just because their leader saw it as the right thing to do, talk about crazy leaders.
That'd be crazy.
How have you been Sd?
Maybe my map awareness is it just so non-existent but were you guys super bot lane focused that game too?
Why are you checking my op.gg anyway?
I was curious to see how the game I did join ended up.
We had no adc that game. The Ezreall went trinityforce and gauntlet for some reason.
I-I did better in the last one.
I'd say the people following them were crazier even
There are more things im leaving out there
I meant in the game I played with you guys.
Yeah, I saw that but it looks like Ian was too heavy? :^)
Oh, I guess. I was looking there most of the time to teleport because bot was boring.
He usually is.
git gud you guise
Stomping too hard? :3
It just seemed like you and Mordin were down there all the time but that's probably because of how off my game sense was from not playing.
I would play buttt it takes so much tim and so sleepy all the tim
I always go down when Darwin is around.
I am home.
only number-IDs going stronk
Well, it's 7 am and I'm pretty drunk and eating mac 'n' cheese, so feel free to judge.
Most likely, but nothing like some free promised land.
That's quite normal.
I mostly wanted to get killed so Subtle would rage. :3
But subtle was mid.
Not in the game where Emma was playing.
Subtle was ADC in the game you played with me.
You didn't die once though. Liar.
Not for a lack of trying. I even went under turret without a wave.
Doing gods work.
All kills were botlane that game pretty much. I firstblooded the warwick in the jungle though.
Yeah, I was asking if you guys intentionally were bot-lane focused that game. Since that it what I thought was happening.
Because you knew I would save you with the shields and heals :3
Midlane was morgana which is a pain in the ass to gank, and ganking toplane is boring so I guess it ended up that way. They didn't have any mobility spells so if I hit them they were dead.
I will take that
It's so dull tonight.
It's just Darwin and his whores.
Y-Yes, I had complete faith in that happening.
That love story in the original Naruto though.
All them feels.
I won't be mad if you admit it's just because you wanted to be around me :3
Rude. I like the image though.
But he would be mad.
howlong is fivenights at fraddys going to be a thing is it not milked dry
To be honest you guys tend to be at his beck and call it seems.
I hate it when that happens
The movie will kill the franchise.
Even if he thinks you're trying to steal me, embarrassing things
I actually cried
that was a pretty touching few scenes
wait there is a movie too ogod
He knows me better than that, I think.
Actually, that might be a bad thing.
It is in development.
just what kind of girl do you take me for jive turkey
still waiting for so many movies
I don't get it.
So he should know you're only interested in little boys.
You are posting nega Bard.
Oh, is he little? Huh...
Are you gonna be ready for that call tonight?
You're not allowed to be interested in him.
I'm not doing a call tonight.
I have other obligations.
You figure it would've happened otherwise?
It does now and then.
I will be nice.
Mostly then. Or more like entirely then.
They really knew how to do it.
I need a holiday
3 a week usually.
Why do you ask?
You need to kill yourself.
I doubt your attempts to interfere would cause any harm anyways, he only has eyes for me~
You haven't had a 1 on 1 all year. Last time you did was probably that one time when you thought you heard him but you weren't sure because you were falling asleep. There is no point to bluffing.
I don't know who I am
If anything I have tried to help him.
There is nothing to gain from bluffing, and lying about me having his number would cause him issues. Not me. He was the one who first stated I had his to begin with.
u r bard
I cannot say here.
I know you didn't. I wasn't really talking about that , I meant more like any kind of voice call.
What other touching anime scsenes do you know?
Considering you and I don't interact I doubt you are privy to my social life. Even involving Darwin.
How are you doing today squash?
You don't think I'd know the things involving darwin? That's sort of naive.
I can't specify at this moment, but watch Boku Dake Ga Inai Machi if you haven't seen it yet, it's one hell of a rollercoaster of feels.
No, I doubt you know much about me.
I do not have League installed on this computer.
t-thanks but I dont like ntr
If I remember another day, I will tell you.
I don't know very much. It's not like I pry. But the stuff involving him, I would know because we talk.
It's not even ntr, I believe the anime genre is "mystery"
Also it's more commonly known as "Erased" in English.
And I know he is respectful enough not to indulge others in maters I asked him not to.
Sort of feel like you're going way off track here. I'm not claiming I know any of your dark secrets or anything.
THE TOWN WHERE I WAS CUCKED I BELEIVE IS ITS ENGLISH NAME
It is nothing bad. It can wait.
You're just coming off as arrogant to assume you know he and I's interactions is all.
How am I supposed to fall asleep with such raging curiosities?
No, you called me out then tried to bluff about something I know isn't true, which I called out. There is no arrogance to it.
And how would you know it's not true exactly?
cold and sleepy I will brush my bed
Wanna ask him?
Sleep in it instead.
I don't really see what the point is, but ok.
It's not even NTR, it's about a guy going back in time to change his past where his friends died because of a serial killer, it gets pretty emotional though.
I don't really see what the point is
Well you don't seem to believe me, if you want to figure it out for yourself then do that. Otherwise, do not. Not like it matters, I mean we both know I'm not making it up.
You're only proof is that you talk to him.
So unless you have something more substantial you're just pissing in the wind here.
Close your eyes and dream.
So what, are you really gonna claim your word against his on the matter that you voice call?
It's mine against yours at the moment.
I'm sorry David, I'm afraid I can't do that.
that sounds pretty tragic
I dont know if my poor little heart can take that right now
but i will write that down in notepad for later thanks :3
have you watched Kimi no na wa?
ahaa after brushing
actually I accidentally stayed up so long that Iam starting to feel anxious and scared of everything and almost hear noises
Can I have a massage, please?
6:26 - Mordin: You and kyle didn't call all year did you?
6:26 - Darwin: Not that I recall.
9:18 - Mordin: I often finger blast myself to the though of Guy Fieri.