hurry up and accept
thanks for making a new thread elms
You also aren't a Canadian.
Plaid and Denim are, like, quintessential Canadian.
fuck yo couch
Aww. what's wrong~?
Not a whole lot. Was trying to set up dinner at my Dad's place. Like my first dinner over as a girl or what not but they had already made plans. I really ought to learn to not try to plan things morning of lol
Other than that just plugging away and waiting for Monday to chill with a girl. Pretty hyped.
my normal outfit is always pretty nigger
like everyone in amsterdam
that's just what cheap whores would do
That was really funny though
I am a Canadian.
No wonder youre so shitty
has a unibrow
doesn't take care of himself
doesn't know if his own gender
only work experience is working at McDonalds
Fuck dude, might aswell kill yourself
You aren't a cheap whore?
Buy another one you rich motherfucker.
dressing comfy is no sin
no it wasn't
I'm going for like a gothic bohemian style. Nothing crazy or anything, I just lean toward blacks and purples and burgundys.
is bohemia a place
that's where you're right
but this isn't exactly like
Nothing was particularly wrong. Just was talking to someone. Something relaxing about just wandering around the neighbor for like an hour on the phone.
chill with a girl
it's the old name for the Czech Republic
Never once worked at McDonalds, so, like. [Citation Needed]
But I am Canadian.
1/5 isn't bad.
For a failing grade.
That was related to the "fuck yo couch" sketch.
Tsuchi, hunting rifle base chambers .308, right?
Repost Which bodily fluids are you interested in
Is that somehow relevant?
never seen it
unbelievable I know
what happened to it
Following the defeat of the Central Powers in World War I, both the Kingdom and Empire were dissolved. Bohemia became the core part of the newly formed Czechoslovak Republic.
bohemia once one of the principalities of germany or something
before germany was one country
Ooh. You know what's more relaxing? Hammocks~
Yeah, I'm hoping. Haven't seen her since highschool but we're practically the same person and clicked while reconnecting on FB messenger. Something about her satanic cats really made me feel at ease.
I wanna hve a unibrow.
burgundy is so nice
One of my top fav colors
lmao you look like a malnourished bam margera
Well you don't seem to prove me wrong so I'll just assume it's true
If anything the McDonalds shit is a lie
I doubt you have ever worked before but im trying to have some faith in you
Wells Fargo($WFC) Friday
Oh, well then.
Seems like I don't have to explain it as others already did.
I dont speak mexican
▶Anonymous Unknown 10/08/16 (Sat) 20:42:26 000000
My fave booties are burgundy. There was an Ariel cosplayer at the mall that totally complimented my outfit when I wore them out the first time .//.
Oh, no, I've worked before.
Just never at McDonalds.
I'm genuinely curious where you came up with that.
What does this mean
let me try
gotta love history buffs
thank you friends
Don't mind it.
the stocks are gonna tank
you could have just wiki'd it though
|Rolled 2 (1d2)|
Being by yourself doesn't really put your mind at ease. Just having mundane conversations with random venting is always what keeps me sane.
Sounds fun. Hope you enjoy it.
BEBO YOU DIDNT HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING NOW YOU RUINED IT
you're letting him bait you in a bunch lol
I didn't say anything. I didn't say what it means nor did I say it was even me.
p.s. i'm going to die drinking coffee at this rate and i can't stop
Why wouldn't they go up?
I'm confused as to the mechanics of drinking my saliva and why it would make my eyes roll back, but i'ma need a complete list here fam
Don't be weird
oh well if it works for you that's always good
I still don't know what helps me.
I'm really bored.
And I hurt my hand on my fairy.
because bebo is gonna crash them
has anyone seen Equilibrium?
Also it's probably the opposite of what you're saying.
is that the really old matrix clone
when I played guitar in the afternoon today someday yelled rock on outside
I like you stranger
At 2am GMT there will be more.
hey don't steal my images ._.
YOU GUYS THATS ONLY 10 MINUTES AWAY
fuuuuu I have to shower and get dolled up
Going to a rolling party
gonna shave my puves to be safe too
It's Fahrenheit 451 with a religious metaphor imposed on the political one
I'll do my best
I dunno. I thought it's something that no one can really tell you because it's just whatever personal ritual/habit that helps.
Mine has always been either just talking on the phone as I wandered about or just resting my head in someone's lap and saying nothing while either watching something or doing outright nothing.
whatcha gonna do about it huh?!
Yeah you're definitely a faggot
Have fun doing drugs
steal it back
no i'm just trying to shitpost to pass the time
on your fairy? did you slap her for saying "hey! listen!" too much?
Yeah, neat effects but otherwise it's a tad boring.
wow dont even talk shit you depressed nigger
you take more drugs than I do to "cure" your mental illnesses
I just do them for fun
I have yet to figure it out then :/
Probably just cuddles.
you're bad at this
I wiped out standing up, and the nearest thing to brace myself against was her wing.
Needless to say I hit the floor, and so did she.
In fact, I practically threw her halfway across the room.
I'm just kinda really glad I didn't hurt her.
Is TSM rip?
how about buried
Way to make assumptions
What if I really meant that in an unsarcastic way? What if I really wanted you to have fun? Did you ever think that I might say something nice every once in a while
Since they let aurelion sol through
do you happen to have claustrophobia or astma
Not gonna lie, I can't really just cuddle someone. It always feels like it has to be like post-coital for it to just be relaxing. Otherwise I just feel inclined to be a tease.
wew lad, did you hurt yourself bad or?
senpai will never notice you
NA spirits were so high after week one, everyone 2-1.
EU was 1-8.
Oh okay, yep. Rip TSM
Good night ! :3
Why is she attacking the dude in the bottom?
I think that's what happened with my friend the other week. Rum + cuddles = butt sex apparently
this is starting to look like an all nighter
Sometimes nekos do that
And sometimes they try and save you from drowning
I'm fine, as far as I can tell.
There doesn't seem to be any damage that my healslut training really cared about.
Sleep well ikt.
yeah but your healslut training taught you to service others or at least their huge, thick health bars
I feel bad for assuming you purposefully dressed in a revealing manner and "asked for it".
rin do you want my other ring
they match apparently
The big question is, on who's side will I sit at the wedding?
showing her your ring huh
ITS NOT PROPOSAL
I'm an IRL healslut.
I have a first aider cert and everything.
I should hope not.
That was super casual for a proposal.
1- I was in minimal makeup and basically boy-mode cause he picked me up from work
2- He undressed me and manhandled me into bed after I merely asked for cuddles
Use your imagination for the rest.
Poor Rin, why did you have to break their heart like that?
It just says guardian angel
like a talisman
ill see if I can send the other one somehow.
should be nice
not sure how not marriage would break anything.
if anything, a break whilst married is terrible.
At least he popped your butt hymen.
I mean I feel like you got their hopes up for nothing.
am I autistic for finding comfort in such objects
Who'd even be the bride?
It's like the people that buy "healing crystals".
I think it's pretty safe to say that's not the case.
no thats dumb
We may never know, Rin probably already planned out the decor for the church etc.
mmhm. I was being scared about the whole thing for literally no reason~
I don't even want to be wed in a church.
not just living with somebody and waiting around for common-law marriage
Uh, beach party then?
all this yuri pandering
should that be "wedded in a church"?
Still. Fucking hurts.
I think that's two years in Canadialand.
But I'm not sure that counts internationally?
I want to be wed in a volcano under the ocean.
Did he roll over and fall asleep instantly after?
your device will be reset in 15 minutes
fuck windows 10
how big are your fingers though?
there's a small one and a big one
ehh church seems
dont even have to say it
We get it, Mordin, you're gay.
I actually don't know that.
Next time I'm at the mall I'll get my ring size.
What does being gay or straight have to do with it? The source material is a straight romance.
Is that even possible?
What would it be then?
and you have no way of lessening the pain?
I think you have to put up with somebody's bullshit for 7 years here.
We cuddled more. He's a really good cuddler. Glad I got to test out my tongue piercings on his girthy donger too~
good thing I got another pc now
do you wear other jewelry?
no clue, like, my image of marriage is pretty ruined.cant' even fantasize about it.
Oh well, would have been fun to know what kind of a wedding I'll be attending someday.
It is now.
I could probably stop playing with ti and go get ready for bed.
Just my watch.
I don't have any necklaces or anything anymore.
Gonna start dating him or just be a call girl for him?
Nah, it was a one time thing cause he has a gf and stuff lol We're still besties though. Known him for like 10 years now, dayum.
TSM keeping true to their world legacy of mediocre.
I might get over it.
what happened to it?
I used to also have a necklace.
had the dutch lion on it, or a sword.
but I lost them
another NA worlds performance
probably but people here dislike sleep lol
They're all kinda cheep and the wear started to show on them, so I put them up so I wouldn't damage them anymore.
Sleep is for women and faggots.
And I'm basically a wannabe woman, and a faggot, so...
Who wears a watch in 2016?
Do you not have earrings, Rin?
so get to bed then! lol
This part of the reason why I've never really liked you that much.
my college laptop has one folder
oh thats smart then
ever thought of getting new ones?
I've been searching markets all the time
You're no God.
Kind of still intrigued about it.
Anyone serving in any armed forces.
If the tables were turned, you'd be the same way.
knowing myself it'd probably be extravagent
I forgot about the autists that wear TACTICAL clothing, cargo pants, combat boots and a watch with a compass on their wrist because it's totally going to be needed when going to Walmart.
my old brony roommate to a t.
he'd sleep with sneakers on "just in case" lol
I actually wish a lot of the time.
It's only 9:36!
I am the god of all worlds.
Are you actually being serious? You are pretty fickle with how you feel about people.
Why not? I've been wearing my cute new dangly octopus earrings today :p
I was assuming you'd have an elephant there or something, don't ask me why.
I refuse to believe that kind of people exist.
Now you're lying to me.
seems like money fixes the majority of things in life
what kinda thing would you like though? butterflies or hum just gems
Well, he's probably paranoid of his pony tulpa telling him to kill.
Is that why he had all his guns out and ready to go?
It seemed pretty unsafe realistically.
That sounds adorable.
no money for piercing
and I kinda just don't trust me to do it to myself.
always never lie.
I dunno honestly.
I usually prefer simpler things, honestly.
The "military is a way of life even though I'm not in the fucking military but play Call of Duty" types are the ones that should be barred from owning any firearm because they're the one to either shoot up a place or cause collateral damage from shooting someone because "they were reaching into their pocket and I felt threatened".
On the brightside, he'll probably Darwin Award himself.
but doves and stuff
Gems are simple!
well, some are.
It does come to mind though
since you're kiinda scene
do you like those chokers neck thing?
It's like $30 to go to a parlor and get your ear(s) pierced.
:p I will admit I felt pretty cute today but it's a shame I didn't find a way to get out of the house :c
Definitely don't do it yourself! It's easy and all but much more susceptible to infection that way. I don't want you to live through goopy-ear like I had to lol
That could be cool. He's a good dude minus the autism and eating my ice cream that one time...
Was he the super fat one?
I will take your caution to heart, because that just sounds like all kinds of nope.
Now I don't know what is true anymore.
Got to love those kids, I think the most that I've seen is just some people wearing camo cargo pants.
And presumably butterflies in boxes given to the guests so they can release them after the seremony, no?
He's pretty large, yeah.
Yeah, the first time I wanted my ears pierced I did them myself and I was wicked drunk lol Did not turn out good.
They're just the woefully emasculated types that think "being totally prepared for the TERRORISMS IN THE SUBURBS" is somehow masculine.
very good to know
naah that's too much air traffic
I want Shinmyoumaru to use my shaft as a convenient, tactile controlled elevator to reach higher places while I am sleeping !
I want her to do it in a completely pragmatic and nonsexual manner !
oh uh get ice then
Can we make Touhou copypasta bannable?
Most likely, I wonder though what use is half a camo suit, which is even the worse half.
In an urban area.
I thought it was somewhat luxurious and still pretty "common."
Can it be monday yet? ugh
it musn't collide with each other you know
Are you mad?
Rin is a scene kid
Nobody would really notice.
Because you just don't get how the terrorisms can happen at any moment and how wearing combat boots, nylon pouches, digital camo pants and whatever other nonsense totally helps you be prepared and not just some emasculated microdick.
It was a pretty straightforward rhetorical question, Tokai~
More mildly anxious.
nono but why want monday
monday is school or work
Let's delay monday by about 48 hours.
I have mondays off, boi. Get rekt.
Got a date with a loli.
Hard to believe that someone actually has a mentality like that.
thats wednesday for me
wait what? isn't that illegal
but I organised it!
how could I not
lol She's a year younger than me but tiny :p
Went to highschool with her
You didn't organize the collisions, so they might not happen at all, no?
I wish it was a joke.
It's generally how every "neo-con" thinks.
Trump said something mean
Full media coverage
DragonWave($DRWI), SARATOGA($SAR) Wednesday
it will still be my responsebility
on a day like that its gotta be perfect
oh you're using it as a body description, carry on then lol
I think the plan was to go shop for onesies and then do "onesie stuff"
Still not sure what that means exactly, but it sounds fun.
Remind me to never ask if anything that satirical is true.
But what if the responsibility is Rin's?
it's her thing?
Maybe they're not as picky?
I somehow doubt that
but this is an even specialer case
I actually am not.
I don't actually care to be wedded that much, honestly, but I'll go through with it for my partner.
I don't feel like Rin would be particularly picky, minus that underwater volcano deal.
but if you had to organise things of it?
yeah that might be one lol
"American women are so outraged at Donald Trump's naughty words, who in the hell bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Grey??"
I'd understand if it was an underwater cavern or something, otherwise I can't wrap my head around it.
Whatever you want, sweety-pie.
If you leave it to me, it'll end up having a steam punk theme.
And I sincerely wish I was kidding about that.
sounds lewd but that may be just cause there's no detail
I will have to find out^^
It all makes sense now
It justifies the anger
Makes all the make-pretend hypocrisy right
Really tho, gotta love how everyone is shocked
Man, sure is an outrage.
now i am probably gonna dream about weddings later
still gotta make it happen
I wouldn't object that much to it.
Doesn't that make a nice dream though?
I suppose yeah
but it makes me feel things
and you know what they say about feelings
I saw the punk ass bitch who called the cops on my best friend at the town square today and got up in his face and tried to start aconflict with him but he didnt want none but that confrontation really ruined my good vibe for the day
whats up with you guys
was your best friend breaking the law?
Fake it til you make it
That theyre the worst? Yeah, I know
Maybe tomorrow you'll have an story to tell about the dream?
ehh not that either
you still play payday?
iunno my dreams are usually emberassing
but ill tell when I have dreamed
i started to again and theyre doing "not crimefest" right now. its terrible
Fuck its love not feelings
Good try anyway
it happened 3 months ago and he hasnt had his court trial yet because they keep pushing it back
He is accused of Serious assault
The dude who called the cops was his younger brother
Its a fucking simple scuffle between siblings that had no business bringing law enforcement into
No punches were thrown, the older brother just pushed this kid around because he was being a disrespectful cunt to their mom, saying all kinds of hurtful shit
I know its my buzzword
But this kid is a sociopath if I've ever seen one
A week prior to that he had stolen a car and gotten under hosue arrest
so I think he was just feeling antsy and trying to start shit
Even if my friend was in the wrong by pushing him
Thats something brothers do
there was no blood spilled or even any bruises caused
I've observed both of their characters for teh past three years, spent nearly every day in that house with them
Maybe I'm biased as my friends friend
But there was zero reason to have police involved
this isnt the first time that kid has pulled that kind of tattletale stuff
maybe its not my position to get in his face, but last time I saw him he was talking mad shit on me too
I didnt touch him or push him or anything
I did get up in his grill and call him a pussy and a bitch and all other choice words though
He had 2 dudes with him who i never met and i didnt say anything to them and they didnt say nothing to me
feelings are for women and fags
Whoa, whoa. It was a y/n question, bardo.
He has not been convicted or sentenced with any crime in an Iowa court of law so
N i think
Alright, I'll try to remember tomorrow to pry about it.
he had to spend the night in jail though so maybe y?
I mean why'd you have to get all up in a kiddo's grill though? You kinda ruined your own day *shrugs*
assault is assault tbh, bardo. my brothers never pushed me once ever
for now iunno if I should sleep or not
he's not really a kid hes 17 going on 18
The only reason it bugs me so much is because my best friend isnt allowed in the house he's lived in his whole life anymore because of iowa law
anyone accused (not even convicted) of a violent offense will have a no contact order put on them
because of this my best friend is no longer allowed in the house he called a home for his entire life
Their mother is a morbidly obese woman dealing with multiple cancers and all other kinds of shit wrong with her and my best friend takes care of her, runs and grabs groceries and gives her emotional support and helps her round the hosue and all that shit
This kid doesnt give a fuck about that lady, the younger one
Shes one of the nicest people I've met in my entire life
Of course you woukdn't be able to understand how I feel because you're not me
But what he did was the biggest act of disrespect imaginable
not because he did anything to me
but because he betrayed his own fucking family
his flesh and blood
Not even 3 days before that my best friend GAVE him a playstation 3
because he was on house arrest
I dont need the approval of anybody but whats been done has been done
I restrained myself from doing anything as did he and its over with
hopefully the courts overrule the bullshit they put my friend through even though he hasnt even been charged
I know that feel, procrastination and drinking seems to be the way to go for me.
At least for now.
what depravities are you ladies discussing today?
People keep joining my work for a week and then leaving it sucks
I just feel like you're getting too involved in other people's family drama, but like you said I don't know.
Maybe your empathy is being your downfall again.
but this bed sure is comfy
Ayy halo there
i wish things would be more black and white
That would be racist and by that I mean a grossly oversimplified version rendering people even more miserable.
But like you said, I don't know.
I wish I could do that, just post from my bed, but setting up my old laptop takes way too much effort.
tis the nature of food service jobs sir... indeed any service industry
oh how cute (not in the nice way that cute is cute, in the bad way how its not really that cute, just cute that youre considering it)
ayyy yo lmao
I regret watching that movie
I watched Dead Poet's Society and cried thrice. What movie did you watch?
It's kinda chilly. I'm going to bed.
Put yet another lad down under
Considering the fact that he occupied my only fuckin' bed, wanna booze up?
Whats your day looking like then? Thank you for listening to mine
its nice to feel like I can be dependable sometimes even if it sucks having to work their hours
hows your new place mate?
No worries. Sorry I can't relate to that sort of life anymore otherwise I'd try to be more of a help.
I couldnt agree more
Arent you one of those?~
was just talking about that movie the other day with friends.
is it good?
not tonight sadly...im getting sleep early as i have an early am wakeup call
also no booze, can cam tho for a half hour ish if you like
get a super small one
not like that interested in it.
just talking about it
joining under the blanket
Hey, how'd you know?
I've been trying to get one of my coworkers to call me that lol
its nice man... was considering a video tour... just not tonight
I'm filled with hopelessness now
If we're moving towards a low-energy future, what if the North Korea saw this coming and will become a new superpower because they're so accustomed to a life without luxuries?
aww.... how cute
Hit me up fam, pretty sure ya got fun times for half an hour at least
The big points of power-grid research we're moving towards is Distributed Generation, basically hyperlocalized microgrids
It's not that Korea is so used to life without luxuries - they do have them. It's just that they are about 40 years behind the rest of the world.
They won't become a superpower. They'll either be wiped out or adapt
Sleep well Rin.
That's not the problem it's the old Win8 wanting updates every time and the HDD is slow as hell, but I don't feel like buying a new laptop as I don't use the current one as frequently nowadays.
Sleep well Tokes.
minute to bring up this other machine a log in
You dont remember me calling you that before? It fits you.
I guess they havent been warming up to the idea?
we skype nao... lol
*Teleports behind you*
[it was a hologram]
Wish leave threads again?
No, I watched a soul-sucking movie.
Wow what a nerd.
Um well he mostly uses it on the regular people like an insult, but I jokingly asked him why he didn't call me a princess. Like with a tilde at the end lol Nah, everyone's starting to get better about pronouns so I don't want to push it :p
of course I remember~
It was a good movie though. Good to watch with someone if you both want to get your soul sucked out of you.
Go watch it
Has yet to say what IT is
You could scroll up a few posts.
chillin here with this cute girl
I'd love to get the soul sucked out of me
what movie currybae?
having a soul left to be sucked out
She do the good soul succ?
Well, at least ill still call you it.
Turns out that hatred is a great incendiary to bring your soul back
I feel better already
Yeah, I didn't really know how to group them all together lol
I love you too, Grom~
Don't feel special, it wasn't you.
Good succ to whoever can find me the song name
it was me am all blushy now :^)
gotta get me a thicc one like her
I'm pretty thick.
I was expecting the DJ Okawari track that usually plays under this
you threw me for a loop
There's another much more pleasant version to this
no hits on trackid unfortunately
Good, good... let the hate flow through you...
I think you might like it a liiiittle too much!
Going to get/give the syucc
I make it me <3
I call him Daddy at work sometimes too. Gets him all flustered and it's cute.
TFW someone calls you daddy
I call him Daddy at work sometimes too
My boss did this once
I gave her the dirtiest fucking look
was a lil on the line until the first chorus hit
Did you fuck in the supply closet after or what?
Love that guy, his "electric guitar" has to be my favourite though.
what do you listen to?
She's super cute, but she's my boss
not about that life
grim's soul was saved from the movie's succ by his hatelove for me lol
Katamari has some good tunes.
Here's my fave.
it was spammed so much on /wsg/
I never saved it because the guy who tried to self promote his shitty track was spamming it
try linking again
I bet Spoilers can suck a man's eyeballs out through his dick.
no succ 4 u
Are you trying to get with him or nah?
Im sitting around waiting for those fucking little yellow bugs to get ripened mushrooms
But theyre only dropping things OTHER than it
this one is my favorite : )
Top tier, Bard.
What life are you about anyway?
I was at one point, but nah. I already tried being a homewrecker recently and it feels terrible.
don't tell of my secrets
Maybe later if I'm still awake.
All men withing a 40 mile radius wear 2 eye patches.
Youre more the house wife type anyway
Ah, I didn't catch that, I need to focus more it seems.
I've seen that on 2ch as well for years, but nobody here before asked for link so I don't have the sauce, nor did I see it worthy of saving.
But thats not the same song?
I was expecting the DJ Okawari track that usually plays under this
you threw me for a loop
I just wanna jerk off and watch dragon ball super
Its Sho goo~d
No succ for you
what about now?
working on doubling that, I think the record is 70 mile radius
what's up on your half unfocused sd?
Now you succ me
6:30 am and 4 beers, I'm trying my best to focus though.
Double 40 is 80.
that's actually a fair reason to be unfocused, bro
yeah so it'd beat the record?
Yo where is this loli from again