in nomine dei nostri satanas luciferi excelsi
In nomine dei nostri satanas luciferi excelsi
The moogs guy is always making threads.
Fuck that guy.
then you make one!
DNA test says otherwise.
I want off the ride please
s o u r c e
then shut up ho
Reminds me of some of those things you said when you were drunk.
anyone wanna do a shot
it's in honour of incompatible statistics
Where's the full image?
Why don't you make me.
That was supposed to say "yes sir" I don't know how that happened.
sfw boards only allow crops though
it would fill me with such pleasure to slap you down bitch
i didnt expect her to be fat
Appalling. Post more.
i didnt know you were a masochist
Also, Neru post more.
Each day we stray further from god's light.
but we had the enlightenment
badum dum baseball
Neither did I.
but when you meme on /vg/
aha people really like undertale
I bearly have any
I love how that level of linking is just one keystroke.
first time for everything
my dog's begging for whiskey
do i give it
I always end up wondering who makes this stuff.
Artists who like it, or artists that get paid to make this shit.
That there is.
The macro will return one lmb click every millisecond.
it's a deep but mediocre joke
but he's licking my hand
if thereis not then there might be a demand for artists
Don't give the alcohol some dog.
I can do that, got a new mouse myself.
But you're Norway...
it took me waytoo long to get that one
ill just get him his candies
Why is there a random ass penguin?
Have you not fucking seen the show
I need some advice.
How can I make working in the fastest, most stressful line in food packaging tolerable?
1 hour feels like 3 in there.
I need to shift pallets full of crisp boxes, change bins, move the used pallets out, try and get the cardboard pallet out, wrap it all the whilst helping out... and I'm quite unskilled at it.
I just used the excuse that 'I was volunteering whilst you canceled my shift' when they asked me to come back again. I don't wanna go back but no fucker would take me fast enough.
I very clearly have not or I would not be asking.
This isn't a hard concept to understand.
Rin hasn't watched NGE
easier to understand than you not having seen eva
What the fuck is wrong with you
listen music whilst doing it
ask for a raise
that or just find your happy place when you work, listen to music
eva is overrated
Shut your whore mouth you slut.
Because Shinji was just too much of a bitch for me to care.
then don't pay attention to him
it doesn't revolve around solely him you know
No electronics allowed.
I'm a temp. No raise allowed.
Like shit, everyone KNOWS that the place is a nightmare. The supervisors look damn soulless.
i can agree to this
some years ago I either wanted to watch eva or k-on
I picked k-on
what the fuck can you not smuggle earphones
Don't pay attention to the shows primary protagonist who it pays the most attention to
Haha he actually did it, the absolute MADMAN
what if someone has a hearing piece.
honestly just get out of there and find something else, it sounds awful
You're a fucking retard rin.
You're correct, Loco. I don't share your preferences in every last aspect of life.
I'm working with a lot of others in a cramped environment; with open containers of crisps and a lot of machinery I can snag on.
I actually value my earphones more, and would not dare to bring them into the workplace.
how can you be so closeminded when you consume media like that?
I wonder what anime you actually like
I literally could not care less.
And, honestly, you could clearly stand to.
can you sing with your coworkers
the ending song is sortof okai though
You mean the movie, which was the actual ending, right?
The crisp line is horrible, but the biscuit line is fucking awesome in compassion.
Curry spices are bullshit, but the crisps are worse.
Seriously, who knew food packaging would be so shitty and fast paced?
I can try, but most of them are polish and I want to reserve my energy.
It never ends.
I watched NGE. I loved it. I tried to watch K-ON.
I thought packaging was like fully automatic now save for 1-2 people watching for errors
people don't watch marvel movies cause they dislike comics and the movies are so far from comics that it tends to piss off the comic fans, I think people are allowed to consume media in any way they choose there are absolutely zero rules and it's autistic as fuck to assume it's closeminded of someone to do as they please when it comes to what they watch
I want to make terrible cancerstep and have all the fuccbois jack off to my terrible vibe.s
you're sort of okai too
well then man
you gotta do what you gotta do to survive
find your happy place
I haven't even tried to watch k-on and I dont plan to unless something makes me start drinking again and I can watch it with you drunk like we did ace attorney
i like romcoms, action stuff like black lagoon and ghost shell oh oh and sci fi like ergo proxy
I kinda expected it tbh
i get that
IT"S OK TO BE A RETARD GUYS
I think everyone is entitled to their opinion and taste. I get mad when I see people like loco, sabrina or sci getting all anal and up in arms about the way media is presented and the choice people consume it.
But I mean.
What the fuck is your issue?
What is your beef?
Get over it.
Black lagoon and GitS is always a soilid choice
of course the moment I post the match starts lol brb
hey rin, how's it hanging? be back soon
The issue is that they can't stand to think that someone might just not like things they like.
Things is well, hbu?
it's basically like only eating the crust of a beautiful cherry pie because that's all that's visible.
you can eat only the crust
you can fucking throw the pie at someone too
you can do whatever you want with it
but you probably won't enjoy it fully if you don't eat the entire pie
Killing other people's enjoyment in something they enjoy is cancer.
that was for rin
I like your taste tho
I'm free this weekend if you want to try a couple episodes, but trust me, it's worse than Ace Attorney. In Ace Attorney the drama was absolutely garbage, terrible pacing. What I saw of K-ON, which was admittedly not the whole thing, there is no drama. It's just girls having tea parties in a club room.
What we do here is we open a multitude of crisp brand. Doritos, Wotsis, and what not... and put them in a big barrel, and feed it to corresponding troughs, which leads to hoppers and drops the crisps into different packaging.
I've seen filthy cunts use their hands to pack those crisp troughs. I don't know where they get repackaged into, but it is probably because the crisps are going to go stale soon or something; I dunno.
I mean, fuck me. It is like whiskey. You can harp on and on and on about 25 year, scottish single malt.... but if someone really loves their JD i am not going to shit on them for that. I mean. each to their own cunts.
Media isn't this fucking collection of preferences that appeal to certain people. films and TV shows are GOOD and if they're good you can appreciate them fucking regardless of your personal tastes. if they're goddamn the most critically and popularly acclaimed piece of media in their category you can't discard them because HURRR DURRR THE PROTAGONIST IS WEAAAAK and if you do you're a close minded self centred retarded piece of shit with a completely backwards approach to life and media
That's a pretty inapt analogy, considering you both apparently went full rage modo when you realized I haven't watched this show you like.
I entirely agree.
And people should realize that instead of killing it, you could, like, not.
And instead just attempt to, like, culture it and have htem try it.
that was for rin
There is no genre of media I will not partake in.
I just couldn't enjoy Eva.
I don't understand how that makes me close minded.
rip bigtits ;_;
Oh wait, I remember how that makes me close minded.
I don't like the things you like.
so you like every genre?
it's not worth it
Tokai what do you see in her
Well okay the last time I watched k-on I was 16 so I might not enjoy it as much anymore now.
like when I retried Sakurosou no autismo
idkk it sounds like stuff that is close to being automated if it is repetitive work that does not need much human decisionmaking
I can't watch Attack on Titan because it scares me. But I'd fucking happily watch gore/rekt vids on a night time.
Mostly into cute/weird stuff.
Loco, you are a nobody pleb. You are a university drop out. What makes you so worldy? Hm? because you brown nose some people on the internet? Good for you.
Pretty much, yes.
I can't watch Attack on Titan because it scares me.
x works perfectly
x stops working perfectly for 0.1 seconds due to update out of my control and approval thing not being automated
2000000 angry comments
Same for Clannad here.
I can't watch Attack on Titan because it scares me
No, Clannad's terrifying, I get that one.
well to each their own I guess
I'm not raging because you dont like the show I like
I'm raging because you're really not looking at the entire picture, literally
but that's fine
you do you
sorry if I seemed a little aggressive
my heart dropped down to my feet at the end of E01
Its... the... oh god... I am getting triggered slightly as I consider it.
Ryuunosuke best girl
a lot of things
but not things to be mentioned here
It's not strictly Shinji that turns me off of Eva.
I just haven't been able to feel it whenever I've tried to watch it.
You make it sound so dirty.
its slow the first few eps
but it gets good
oh so good
BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE NEON GENESIS EVANGELION YOU MUST BE A RETARD.
at the time it was a geround breaking anime.
it had state of the art animations, amazing and deep and provoking writing and the character development archs were super sugoi and akawaiiii and painful.
IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT THEN YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A FAIL ASS WEEB AND A PEDOPHILE OTAKU WHO ISNT REALLY INTO ANIME BUT JUST CHEAP KNOCK OFFS LIKE K--ON!
PLEASE STOP POSTING HERE.
People say that about TTGL but I haven't been able to sit through that either.
10/10 impersonation of Loco
Probably the ghost girl.
Super fucking spooky.
Oh come on
Why did you mention her
do you think i wanted to not sleep tonight
those are also things, but other things.
you got the thing?
here is my impression of rin ahem
I am a fucking retard.
So confused right now.
I did a media and communication course.
I'm qualified to shitpost in this subject.
Errr... yeah. A heavily studied nerd can tell you what makes a film fantastic. Or what makes a film shit. With knowledge and lore that spans through the era of captured motion.
And if someone slags off that thing you like, with the right mindset, it actually makes you love that thing more because you now see a different side to it, and make a harder critical analysis.
You can make the counterargument that 'Fuck off, this shit is great', he'll probably hate said thing even more just because you like it... but you're both giving each other new information of said thing.
It doesn't matter if you love or hate said, that's a personal thing, what really matters is how share said thing, take in critique, good and bad, and refine your love for other things along side thing.
The tasks are fast though.
Do I get rid of cardboard or let it pile up so I can refill the poorly laidout pallets?
Someone on the internet doesn't share my interests.
They must be retarded.
I must swiftly, thoroughly, and repeatedly notify them of this.
I can't save you from your bad choices.
Sorry, I can't really put my point across because I'm tired, sober and not on a microphone. ;-;
It's a bad choice to not watch something I don't enjoy watching?
I guess I've been doing it wrong.
Shit guys i'm absolutely wrong and stupid
best defend it with relativism
HURR UR R RETARD FOR NOT BEEN ELITE LIKE ME
LOOK HOW ELIT I AM
I READ A NEWSPAPER AND IT TELL ME THIS MOVI SHOULDNT BE GOOD
SO I AGREE
CRITICS MUST ALL BE RITE
HURR HURR HURR
Here I thought media was about enjoyment.
Guess I am a big bwaka.
This is why you beat your god damn children.
Yeah, that's the bad thing I'm talking about.
There is always a middle ground of interests.
And hell, if everyone loved everything one retard loved, we wouldn't have shitposting as an artform.
Guess I'm gonna go be a filthy fucking casual and have fun playing a game.
if the most you can get out of TV or film or music or literature is fleet immediate escapist enjoyment then you may as well just off yourself
I don't enjoy most any show in the beginning, TTGL and Eva were no exceptions. It's what they ultimately did with the characters by the end in both that was honestly heartbreaking and beautiful.
literally cannot wait for loco to fuck off to spain.
You gotta read A LOT of bullshit, and weigh up everything.
If you read a lot of good critics stuff, you can weed out the bad critics. Not all of them are right. Take Rock Paper Shotgun for instance. FUCK THOSE GUYS.
that was the point
Scanner. I am being FUCKING ironic.
I can usually find something to bring me through the parts of shows that I'm not enjoying.
And I can usually tell after a few episodes of a show whether I'll enjoy seeing it through to it's finale or not.
Eva and TTGL both fell into that latter category.
I got a thing
just started this book war and piece
the first word is "The" that's too boring for me
must be shit
I peeled him a shrimp ^W^
amazing what'd you do for your boyfriend
A fantastic critic is someone who can see something good in a bad thing. And bad things in something good. And if it is 90% a good or bad thing, they can say what, where, how and why in such a way, you'd be like 'Yes, my dick is open and my ears are bulging.'
Should I stop babbling now?
And I keep saying I can't into irony and sarcasm. ;-;
Speaking of which, you ever see people still post motivation stuff with minions on facebook?
Hey, guys, I am EXCLUSIVELY reading dune... because other books are far too beneath me. If you read those books AND enjoy them? Well you are a lesser person. Please do not speak to me. FILTHY CASUALS.
If you think that Scoots wasn't being facetious I seriously don't know how he could have made it more obvious.
I think you would have liked it, but it's your time.
i'm not bitching at rin for enjoying her shitty Touhou bullshit
i'm bitching at her for being an idiot
Very super rarely do I see that.
I'm reading Gaddafi's short stories now.
he really hates people and cities.
Said the FAILED arts major.
I am sure you have plenty of authority to speak on the issue.
Because you are SO smart.
Regardless, the fact remains that I didn't.
I'm sure they're both good by their own merits, I just could not enjoy either.
Except you're very clearly mad at me for not enjoying what you enjoyed.
Unless that's what you meant by "being an idiot."
A failed arts major who works as a glorified fancy dress assistant. Nice. You go girl. Show and flex those metaphoric muscles. Bask in your euphoria.
I honestly spoil him
He's cuter than you tho
That is what being an idiot means, yes.
I completely agree
tfw just caught on that all this is actually just a competetion to post loaded shit ever, to tease everyone and get the most (You's)
tfw so retarded I dunno when everyone is just trying to ruse everyone
I think I have auts.
Hey. I read a book once. This makes me smart. I am now qualified to quantify your intellectual quality and rate it.
As a result of this I get to tell you that YOUR preference for media is terrible. Because I assert that perceived intelligence is equal to good media taste.
How do you even fail art?
How do you even fuck up Arts and Humanities?
It is the most shit tier of studies.
You either pass it or you quit.
No. It's a big shitshow where Loco's being a bully and Scoots is whiteknighting as usual. You just happened to not understand that Scoots was mocking Loco.
It is okay scanner. As sci shows, you can live a happy life with AoTs
Why is everyone calling your bf an idiot anyways?
Are they just barely finding out?
But, hey presto, here we are.
Only one person.
And because I don't share their taste.
I am a socialist cunt, it is in my DNA to whiteknight.
did you watch evangelion
"i didn't watch NGE because shinji is weak" is on par with "i don't vaccinate my kids because it causes autism"
like if you're going to believe that at least back the fuck down and admit you have severe mental disabilities
I appreciate your response but I was talking to Tokai, not you.
this is over an anime?
Oh shit, brutal.
this is important
I guess I have to get the whole thinking cap on and bully both of them. And become the WarBoss that Holla Forums deserves.
Speaking of failures
Can't help un-deport my shit tier friend from the country.
He failed 1st year twice, and 2nd year 3 times, in media and fucking communication.
In the worse, most lax uni in Liverpool.
I know WAY too many failures.
I don't even know anymore. Probably started that, yeah.
Why the fuck am I ever surprised at the literal shithead Loco is. Theyve not even changed since they were 15.
How about "I disliked NGE because the main character was a huge faggot and the story was shit, but the fighting was aight"
an extremely over rated one
then you're dumb
Who hasn't nowadays?
Some pretty elite level shit. You could go full loco there.
I am just too enraged right now.
you rike it?
Loco isn't elite level shit.
You don't know what real shit is, you pansy boy.
All this autism goes well with this seafood stew and salad I'm eating rn
Pretty good dinner and a show if you ask me
Is it the pedo again?
mAKE ME SEE FAGGOT. i SAW YOUR POST TO tEST. wE WE WATCHING YOU FROM /R9K/ AND WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE A SKRUB.
That.... and Elitist scum.
drink more fam
What do you think I am doing.
not that great to be honest but that's alright, glad to hear for you
no it's like if you have a beautiful cherry pie and the person you are demanding eat it will throw up from cherries, making you look weird for sitting there demanding they eat something they don't like this isn't hard to understand
Oh okay. I don't really know that much about them.
Nigga, the fuck is /r9k/?
Get with the times
Its honestly better than anything that will come out this season so its not like you can say there's better stuff to watch rn
Yeah its pretty nice
The whole Id/Super-Ego/Ego thing was pretty cool when I found out about it
Dinner and a show sounds good. I think I'd rather be watching tv at this point. I'm out.
God damn right
hey sorry for abruptly heading off in the morning, just sort of got done with feeling bad and decide to try to sleep
truce for a minute
bottle o whiskey and franku yay
mecha anime are shit
Loco. Its okay. We are all friends here.
Buzzwords plz /go/index.html
/go/index.html and stay /go/index.html
They honestly are
Show me your panties
wtf did I just watch
The god damned Zodiak Killer.
Filthy Frank is like Christmas Dinner TV.
Shuts everyone the fuck up, kills all arguments and we can all sit and watch in peace.
good good, what's up?
I wouldn't say us all but most of us
I am afraid
I have been watching a lot of older anime tho
it's so much better than what's coming out now
Yeah, thats okay grim.
I was rewatching ZnT F yesterday while drunk af
The OP is fucking fire fam
They never made a fucking OVA of when Louise visits his family cause the creator died of cancer lmfao
He died from his own creation
Shame it didnt kill him sooner.
that's kinda sad
.... get out.
Someone told me Looeez was their favourite tsundere once and then cited Yuuno Gasai when trying to prove they know what a tsundere is.
Just wanna point out, Looeez isn't a tsundere.
She's a psychopath.
Sho ga nai na
I thought it was ironic
makes a cancerous show
dies of cancer
Grow some balls, then get ball cancer.
why would alcohol be bad for you when it solves all your problems
I can't alcohol. I suck at it.
I'm now getting over another stupid thing I did a month ago drunk, that someone brought up... and now I wanna end myself again.
I've never seen it before
hanzo ur the problem
our healer gets mad and refuses to heal me for the rest of the game
I just die repeatedly with no heals
quit game, get suspended
I've been meme'd on
don't resent the past, it can't be changed.
just learn and move on.
Ugh, it's hard to not resent the past when it took a full fucking month for the stupid shit you've done a month ago makes trouble today.
I don't speak moonspeak
oh an enjoyable work or just gotta do it?
should've just kept playing and like stayed in the back to pick off people/run for heal kits people are dumb as shit with deciding "this person is the problem!"
It's like pulling a rotten tooth.
gotta do it someday.
The thing was, I probably got too drunk, and a friend was making a game and I was like 'How much does it cost to make a game? I might want one made one day'; probably a huge conversation. This was when I had a job.
Anyway, he now comes back to me and ask 'How much do you want to budget? You never said' and I said 'Oh shit, I just remembered, I was fucking wasted and lost my fucking job'. So he probably worked something out of my drunken ramblings and is super pissed off with me.
I don't know how you get to work on something without talking to someone for a fucking month.
just trying to finish up so I can cap more
And is probably giving me the fucking silent treatment like the bitch he is.
Fucking hate everything now.
I am not gay, I just like feminine dicks.
so as long as you ignore and postpone it that rotten tooth is gonna hurt, hurt bad.
try and strike up a convo and pull that bitch.
if he doesn't want to just drop it know you tried.
wew lad it's like an endless circle
I am, trying.
And I'll drop it now.
Fucking... how the fuck can this get worse for me?
Why wait a fucking month to talk to me again about a fucking budget or something I made conversation of, whislt drunk? Did he hire 5 different fucking people? Gave up on other projects? I have no fucking clue.
I'm literally on steam every day.
Gotta wait a fucking month. Gotta get a retard speed going and build an engine then ask for money.
FUCK MY DRUNKEN ASS.
This so hard
Does anyone still remember Looeez?
Good shit fam
the whole situation sounds a creation of just dumb stuff. but yeah just try to get out of this or just restart the whole thing.
better than to live like this.
That was Darwin.
Tokai get a fucking job already
He catfished Ian so hard lmao
Shit was lulz
Although the one on the right almost fell over when he started talking mad shit about orbiting! and it dawned on him that he's listening to a guy who thinks he's on a spinning fucking ball. Back to work chaps.
why is RT so full of flat earth truthers
I refused one last week
I'm just gonna dota2 and feed till my problems go away.
Fucks wrong with you boi?
Why would you do that?
it'd make me pretty much no money and would fuck heavy with my college schedule.
Fuck the man, tokai.
fuck men, tokai
You made this too easy.
it was at the Amsterdam airport.
that's fucking ISIS targets
I wanna live
Some babby here need it so.
tfw you're fairly confident you're overleveled in jrpg but are afraid to not keep levelling for fear that you aren't.
new lyall out in a bit
oh damn paramore in the house
Damn right famalalalalalalamamma
become the stronkest, kill all the slimes have you seen their eyes? they have no souls
fuck the sleep fam
you can sleep when you are dead
No slimes this early into EO.
Just a whole buncha giant fauna.
how is my medicing going?
And if I die rtonight, it would be perfect
Mortality rates are low.
that doesn't seem compatible round here
eh not me
I gotta die for glory
Glorious Islamic Republic.
down with salafis and wahabis
wew best white mage
Sheikh it off
butts are just boy vagina and dicks are just inverted vaginas.
my leg hurts and i smell of fencing jacket
You put jackets on fences?
boogie baghdad out
that's where you're wrong kiddo
flash back tWindows '95
row row row
nope. not at all.
fight the powdah
oh why you little
they made me hold an overextended lunge for like 20 whole seconds, my leg wasnt prepared to deal with that
GREAP KEK FORWARD
oh god, welp
Break out the sake!!!!!
what a nice drawing
Wall of memes coming up dat
I somehow finished my statistics assignment.
better quality and volume
hopefully ill feel better tomorrow
in the mean time, imma shower, then maybe bed
good, anything else you gotta do assignment wise?
the great wall of memes
that sounds like an intelligent idea
Stratovarius tho. <3
but that's on tomorrow's planning.
no mongorians allowed
"Sometimes I may win, sometimes I'll lose//It's just a game that I play."
If only more people had this mentality, right? :^)
i suppose i aught to get around to doing my project investigation tomorrow, ive yet to actually start on it
aye, it sure feels like one
i wonder how long it will take me to adjust to this lifestyle
Stratovarius Black Diamond >>>>>>>>>> weeabshit black diamond
But Mizuki is a talented singer, I love her voice.
youll feel better for it heh
my brother destroyed his hard drive by hitting on it cause he lost in counterstrike
make sure to do it
COUNTER STRIKE IS DUMB
Sucks to be him.
Counterstrike was alright way back when.
Nothing, like, amazing, but alright.
I got sperm all over my favourite sweater.
why'd you give blowjobs in your favorite sweater?
That isn't a new development.
I wanted to involve you guys in my life ._.
competitive gaming seems to crazy
I feel thoroughly joyous at such participation.
I wanna play fallout 4, but vanilla F4 is literally trash.
And I don't remember what the modlist was to make it total survival modo, and don't want to hunt them down on the nexus by hand.
First world problems.
Teach me how to CS:GO, senpai
I cannot play it lel
I played cs go with friends like 3 times.
its just to fuck around
that makes it fun
I got it, never really played it.
Forgot I don't really do FPs
the last competitive games I played seriously were Starcraft 2, Battlefield 3 and League.
10 days though, too.
needs to be faster
What poison do I have to get for this occasion?
Booze doesn't seem... err... deus vult enough.
How do I make webms, I might take Scoots idea of >tfw X poster.
Well, wine would suffice, surely.
Red and White.
The color of dem streets.
the blood and the holy lamb
tfw when Dag
Hang on, is dag Australian?
Am I doing it right?
It would be on a sunday.
Fingers crossed, no work, so I can meme as hard as ever.
dag is a aussie dude
i work that day
it is a solemn affair
fucking god bless britain
I got more of these, if you like.
I used to be able to know how to make fake newspaper articles using similar formats on IndesignCS5, but this was years ago.
That one is a true story.
I SO wish that story was real.
I miss my mum. ;-;
I miss my family.
I NEDD TO SAVE THIS FOR GLORIOUS HISTORIES
Well, I couldn't find anything more British, so I'm gonna post the most Canadian thing I have in the 'Fuck my Shit up' folder.
TIME THE POST /gif/ memes
I got random shit for days.
poop INSIDE the litterbox
Salut bud chat
2 spooki 4 me
NYA NYA MOTHERFUCKERS WHAT'S UP~
we nyan now?
this looks stupid. I want to fuck it
Thanks for ruining that webm for me.
fish poost anus
I bet it's brown
I will literally fuck ANYTHING right now
MANIC FISH IS BACK BITCHES
*purrs in japanese*
*purrs in japanese*
hey emma. know what you're being right now?
*purrs in japanese*
Give me your spirit energy, oh horny, manic NEET.
I work in the warehouse again and I wish I was unemployed.
Give me your spirit energy, oh horny, manic NEET.
wishing to be NEET
I can't think of the word of the top of my head so I became a meme cat.
cant find 10 hour NGE theme song
why do i try
*mains vous cataire*
I'm pretty sure that I was going for "cat".
I have a sore throat and it sucks :c
Well it is miles better than that crisp repackaging line, just saying.
are you saying cats aren't cute?
I have a fever myself
Who else here /honestly kindof afraid of sleeping after 60 hours of being awake because your last attempt at a cat nap ended in a fucking 4 layered train of nightmare fuel horror/ right now?
ALSO I AINT EVEN GONNA NEET FOR THAT LONG BITCHES
I'M GETTIN MY CNA AND I'M GONNA GO WORK IN A WHITE PEOPLE HOSPITAL
Maintenant, je veux obtenir un animal de compagnie Emma chat!
Oh, if I had my toy store job again;
I'd turn to god, quit drinking and smoking and build an orphanage.
Not all cats are cute.
Have you taken anything for it?
Why? Because the patients can't ignore you if they want to be treated?
C'est domage mdr
this argument is silly and you are adorable.
bummer about your sore throat. those are the worst.
I have the opposite. When I fuck up my sleeping pattern to get back on nightshifts, I take 200 naps and try and sleep for a day and a half; each nap waking in either a icecream truck, a lucid nightmare or one of the schizos screaming down my street.
can't go back to the good ol times working at a grocery store fuckin this dude I work with on the DL, smokin weed with my girl coworkers and getting DRANK on wine tasting night
god damn, if I never moved to Oregon I might have never gotten this fucked up.
nah, cause white healthcare is easy as shit to handle compared to fucking Latinos and blacks.
oh man do i
anyways, nini scoob
try your hand, it wont say no
Oh, I also had 2 nightmares back to back.
One a screamer, another some fucked up apocalypse thing.
Had to double down on listening to lore vids to keep me calm whilst sleeping.
It is always the smallest of things that have the HUGEST of consequences.
Because 1, you're human and can't do much.
and 2, you're a puny human and can't do much what happens against you.
Anything interesting going on other than cat pics?
chapter, like 14?
Grim looked down on scarlet with utter detest... he had spent the last hour going over her like a punch back. "Fucking emma.... all you had to do was say I was cute.... but no.... you strung me along....."
"I...." scarlet tried. "I.... am n-not......" she didnt get far. Grim launched an empty bucket at her haid, crunching, knocking her out.
there was a brief silence in the basement. the only sound that grim could hear was the rhythmic creaking of the bucket still in motion, the traffic outside, the black birds in the trees. It was then that he came to.
"I better call her" allison said aloud. "I am sure pookie is in NYC right now... I miss her so much"
end of chapter 14
doing okay. thought I'd be going to get my glasses today but my mother hasn't gotten back to me on that. not that I mind. I have like, one thing in the foreseeable future this month, so I just need to get them before that, really.
nothing interesting ever really happens in my life, which isn't a complaint by the way. how about you? anything been going on?
Mhmm, I feel like I'm gonna die.
fucking tranny house was a TRAP
alcool... ou cyber sexe
have you taken anything for it? even just advil can help a little. it's not the greatest...a lot of times it's not worth getting something really strong from a doctor, but it just suuuuuuuuuucks the whole time.
The fuck is a tranny house?
I took some Benylin earlier and a shot of vodka when I got home.
s c a r
and another mtf and an ftm
don't regret meeting ftm at all but fuck everything else in that situation
"God, allah, moot... divine trinity... help me" grim said in a raspy prayer. walking over to scarlet. grim could see them breathing labouredly. he gave his curry sausage a pat through his khakis.
"emma. hahaha. hey, emma" grim gently grabbed scarlet's chin, moving her eyes to gave at his. her look glassy. glazed over. "i hope you like my house.... i mean.... OUR house...." he stroked her face. "I must go to work... gotta pay the bills...."
Grim slammed his front door firmly behind him. It wasnt until the late fall air hit him that he came to, and realized the gravity of the situation.
"bah gawd" he exclaimed. dropping his fedora
end of chapter 15
I didn't even have to look that one up. I remember.
Not sure if licking toads would help.
FUCK I THINK I MISSED SOME CHAPTERS.
not sure the alcohol was the best idea, but as a heavy drinker of vodka myself I have to say I approve.
Crapodd is toad.
It numbs your throat and kills the germs :3
Haha amy kys
Last chapter I saw they'd just met. ;~;
good point. it also makes your head feel quite nice.
do I have to fuckin zalgo text to get rid of you
It's still not healthy to have glasses that aren't good enough, you're more prone to headaches and straining your eyes, but you probably know this, I'm not one to talk about it either.
I could say the same, I'm running out of driving classes but need 250€ to register for the exam.
I was bored and couldn't pick between playing Skyrim 2.0 or watching Re:Zero so I decided to hang on your hugbox until I make my choice.
I know. It just reminded me.
Well, it was only one shot so not quite.
Sac au papier
No but you do gotta kys
the dial tone wasnt helping his sudden anxiety. what the fuck grim? what.... my parents... he thought, his head spinning. He knew he was prone to bouts of.... him, Mr Hyde, showing up.
"Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, its soto... I am sorry I can'nut take your call right now... me and the gardener are having hella fun.... lol can'nut....NUT..... goddem....."
grim wasnt best pleased, he needed soto more than ever now. he had to leave a potentially dangerous voicemail? damn, he couldnt ask ian, or squash... that furry turncoat. "h-hey soto, erm...... question....actually... doesnt matter...." he ended the call abruptly. No use dragging others into this mess. It was time for him to teach his kiddies.
those little kiddlywinks were his only avenue of sanity now. and it was meme day. fucking holidays.
"m-m-momy?" scarlet mumbled, the stench of copper filling her fat nostrils. what a mistake..... who is emma?
end of chapter16
my glasses are definitely out of date, but they aren't nearly so bad as to cause any worry. I also never wear them unless I am watching tv (which I basically never do because I'm always in here on my computer) or out and about, which again I basically never do. so I'm in no hurry.
you have to pay that much for a driving exam? the hell? it's like, free here. guess america wins yet again :^)
re:zero would be my vote. you should finish it up and we can talk about it some maybe.
you don't get a little heady tingle with one shot? I usually have at least a little buzz going by the time I finish a single mixed drink. although to be fair I probably put a little more than a single shot in my drinks...
yeah you missed
are you cussing at me like that one person a few Thursdays ago or whatever?
i think 3 chapters a week is pretty liberal.
Are you a bitch drinker?
like that one person a few Thursday ago or whatever?
"Well, I recently found out the panda is my spirit animal.
Black and white.
Sits on his ass all day.
and shoves long cylindrical objects into his mouth."
My friends are fucking weird.
remember? I asked you a week or so ago if you've cussed someone out in french lately. you said yeah, last thursday. Not long after you said people don't take you serious
powering through it
I don't take medicine unless im literally dying
I get drunk fairly easy, even after this many years of drinking, and my more recent excessive drinking. which is good, means I spend far less than I would on alcohol. I can handle the alcohol quite well though, I very rarely pass out no matter how much I drink, and I never really have hangovers. the worst I ever get is a headache that goes away after some medicine and an extra 30 minutes of sleep.
schrodinger there need's to be lewded
are you really this new?
you're literally dying every second .-.
no I mean super close to death
like a 104 or 105 fever or bleeding out
the public demands it grim.
the grim does not
If scoots didn't do it, I probably would have.
Yeah... not the most stable of situations.
I can relate.
you are superceded by the masses
it's good that you tell him you don't like it. that's the proper way to deal with someone posting something you don't like online. it never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever backfires.
I had a 104f fever once. my mam took my temperature from the armpit so it read like 100ish. she said i was pretty much fine and tried to take my quilt off me because she thinks people with fevers are supposed to stay cool.
nothin that tons of therapy and thousands of american taxpayer dollars can't fix!
don't fall for it
Oh, right. Yes.
What the heck? You're a baka.
Have you ever puked from drinking too much?
because you get really really mad about it.
how many levels of irony are you on right now
we can do this? so I can make no one able to spoil anything? :^)
Being this much of a drain on society
It was actually 103
yeah, back when I was really new to drinking. the first time I ever got drunk...ho boy. the next day I basically ran to the bathroom and bent over the toilet and it was like the vomit was being pumped out of me at high speed. it was super super bad. real gross too.
I got much much better at drinking after that. that wasn't something I ever wanted to repeat.
how about you?
I'm sitting at three dioptres so I have to use them pretty much all the time.
Yea, from what I hear getting a license is much more anal here than there, not just from the price but also from how much you have to study and the fact that 99% of the cars are manual here.
This is exactly how much you have to pay for one, plus 150€ for each exam failure.
Or you can just sneak those 150€ into your instructor pocket so that he takes it easy on you.
Alright, re:zero it is, I will just wait for the tea to brew before leaving.
On a scale of 1 to 10, I am absolutely livid in this moment.
The asspains you have inflicted upon me will sing through time.
Their severity so great that even my descendants shall feel this perpetual rage.
Can I have your Rin Kagamine folder?
Try and stop me, Spoilers.
Do it alllllllll the time.
the infinite sadness
I don't have one and I'm ashamed to admit that my Miku x Rin folder is pleb tier.
you poor thing. I feel pretty lucky as far as someone who can't see very far without it becoming a total blurry mess goes.
yeah, you can tell how little they give a shit about the drivers over here because they hand licenses to people as young as 16 and it really does show how little you have to actually prove you're a good driver to get them. there's accidents all the fucking time here.
good boy. you have chosen well.
what episode are you on?
good because that was literally exactly what I was going for there.
you should consider pacing yourself more when you drink. that's a big one. if you drink too fast you are way more likely to end up puking the next day.
the other thing is drinking water. the instant you finish your last drink for the night, when you are done with your drinking, switch to water and drink it until your stomach hurts. your head and stomach will thank you in the morning.
it would not make a difference
scoots's story kinda devolved
I'm sure you would come out with a higher quality version
I am not.
I like to have as low as a tolerance to pain meds as possible so when I really need them, they kick in fast and strong. Also I'm a man and I can tough out this fever.
hi grim, nice to meet you, I like to make sarcastic comments on the internet.
no one can spoiler things, get it? it..... it's just a prank bro :c
fite me! 1v1
I WANNA SHITPOST AND PLAY FALLOUT 4 AT THE SAME TIME
I NEED A JOB FOR THIS
FUCK IT. ENROLLIN IN SOME CLASSES N SHIT IN JANUARY
I never puke the next day. Always the same night.
Until it turns into a fever of 109 and you die.
then you really need to slow down when you drink.
Pick your battle, son. Whatcha wanna do?
take your sarcasm and shove it
unless someone physically incapacitates me, I will know when my fever is rising to dangerous levels
been there before, wishy
I just read this as a big sign that just said "cunt" on it and I kinda broke down laughing a little bit
Hmpfh. I am going to continue writing to spite you.
Well, I tried.
That is an adorable webm.
We both know exactly what we were both going for there.
And that was literally not on either of our agendas.
Don't misrepresent the truth.
I probably could.
But I don't actually want to and were hoping you'd rather the shitty one.
Not gonna lie.
I must have completely forgot that was your name because I did not draw the connection there.
I'd rather spread it around the internet and other places like I currently do. but your suggestion has been taken and cataloged in the appropriate place.
Rin don't act like you can write any better than scoots. i still have a txt you sent me and it's still utter garbage.
Hah, you bitter cunt.
don't tell me how to represent my truth, rin. maybe my truth can only be represented through misrepresentation. did you ever think of that? huh? did you? no of course not. because you're always wrapped up in your little (you) bubble. hmph!
damn cupcake back at it again with that savageness
call of dooty at the next anime con, be there or be oval
yeah well given what a certain person caused again for me, I don't blame you
being easily triggered online is an interesting thing.
that's what I'm all about, yo. poppin' caps and takin' names in da hood.
Only txt of anything I wrote was that incest story.
And I didn't want to write the second half of that.
I thought this was a anime board not a furfaggot board? Nice animal pussy bulge in those panties though you sick bestiality fuck. Would yiff.