Hatintime

Wait, so let me get this straight

They have yet to finish 2 entire levels/worlds, haven't implemented co-op at ALL, and steam workshop support is iffy at best?

Why is this not an Early Access title?

Because suckers from Holla Forums actually bought it.

Only shills have actually praised the game. It's very much a budget indie game.

it doesn't even have pantyshots
it's trash

B-b-b-b-b-b-but goy it's playable and f-fun! Therefore it's not EA! Don't you just love the quirky graphics and writing? Don't forget to BUY it my fellow channers!

It sold less than Lawbreakers

Then I must have imagined all those faggots fellating the game on release.

shills doing what they know

Don't get me wrong, it's cute as heck and I don't regret purchasing it but I'm just a bit miffed that I only get 2/3 of the promised completed product.

And even then, only having 6 worlds seems a bit on the skinny side in terms of content.

I haven't played a single Workshop level mod yet, but I'm sure that at least can keep me busy while I wait for actual levels.

From Steam
Hi shill

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This timeline's Holla Forums doesn't even know how to spot shills any more, their shill radar is completely out of whack.

It's a cute game. I'm not even saying it's mechanically great, it's just cute.

You also can't collect everything if you just go off the base game and they say this is a feature, thinking that mods will fix it.

You're fooling no one

Doesn't need to because he's right. It's not much of anything but content is really the only problem about it.

I want to ravioli, ravioli the hat loli.

where's the porn?

It's because it took five years to make, and most people had already forgotten it existed. If they had waited any longer, the game would have sold even worse.


Pic related.

It was cute and fun to play, but I'm not going to throw money at it until it's finally complete. I wanna play the co-op. Also when are those pantsu/lewd mods coming?

Anyone got the screenshots of them on their Jontron statement

But isn't that unethical? :^)

wew lad

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Good goy

Well go on then. Don't hold out on us.

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user, thats not funny or arousing.

I pirated it and overall, it's shit.
It is fun for a while but you are always wondering "when will it ever get a little challenging". Hint: Never.
It has 3 boss battles I think? Really easy ones too. 2 of them I did on the first try. The ending is the worst because it didn't feel like the end, it looked like just another level(and not even remotely challenging just like the rest of the game). Then you just have to stop playing since there is no end game content and you just feel like you wasted your time. At least it was kind of interesting on the first half, before you realized it was going to be shit.

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Unironically kill yourselves you fucking goons.
Are anons not allowed to say positive things about games that they like? Even if they are actually good games too? He obviously isnt a shill either because he is pointing out obvious glaring flaws.

And why in your right mind would you thing anyone would come to try to sell people a fucking INDIE GAME out of all things in HERE out of all places? Seriously. Use your fucking heads and think about it.

I got stuck near the end of the last level because one of those invisible foxes stole my hats and vanished forever. I needed it to make it past a purple wall, right after something that looked like a slide.
I ended up having to kms so I could respawn with the hats.
Another bug I faced was one where the walls that had been previously removed on that purple-ish world were restored after the boss, so to get to the time rifts I had to enable the console and use the commands "cheats on", "ghost" and "walk".

you're delusional as fuck.

How about you use yours and stop being a fucking retard?

The game is fun and I liked it a lot

I once got stuck on the wrong side of a purple wall before I even unlocked the hat. Luckily, I could travel directly upwards and clip through the ceiling by wall jumping repeatedly off a corner. Maybe I should have turned the console on.

I liked the game. Better than the alternatives out there atm.

Granted it might not be hard to be better than the others when the only other good alternative is Mario and that comes with a $400 price tag and sucking Nintendo dick.

Still I enjoyed the game and am quite fine with waiting for 2 more worlds and co-op. The workshop levels have kept me happy as well.

At least the makers of this game were able to keep their bullshit in check as well unlike Yooka-Layee.

It's a linear, giant lava-filled castle that would make Bowser proud. How does that not feel like the end? The planet in the window of the ship even changes once you unlock it.

I was a bit taken back at how the game just lets you play the "last level" only after 25 hourglasses.
Also what the fuck is up with all this hat yarn


You should come back when you want to discuss something rather than copy paste lines to greentext before posting a shitty retort.

Dev incompetency. The yarn and the tokens are seriously the only rewards for exploration that they could come up with, and, even then, the tokens were a last minute addition to replace some yarn balls, because there were just so many of them. God forbid they put the roulette rewards out in the world to find. That would make too much sense.

I just… what? I joined the server for modding help, and this ends up happening. I'm so confused.

I guess I forgot the relics. Those exist, too, but there's not that many of them.

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Normalfaggots fear the loli

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To most of the rest of the internet, loli typically means "little girl for sex". It's stupid, but you really shouldn't be joining official game discords expecting them to be like an imageboard.

What is the "rest of the internet"

That seems plausible. I found it disheartening that there only were like 4 relics. It was interesting to have those display pieces in the ship and seeing what hatgirl's reactions were to the stuff she finds on the planet. I'm confused that the game seems to forgot that hatgirl is a fucking alien from space.


Should've expected normalfags to flip shit if you refer to young girl characters like that. Also normally hatgirl isn't inherently loli due to being of western origin

We get it, you don't understand that these things are not supposed to be said outside of private conversations and on imageboards such as this. Would you go out and wear kek merchandise? Would you go out and seriously say shit like "white power"?
No, you wouldn't, and you shouldn't use the word loli in communities like those unless you want people to interpret it as having a sexual meaning.
That discord is likely filled with several """journalists""" who are waiting to write a negative story. I know several discords who were reported on in the media, such as Outer Heaven during HWNDU.

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I have a coworker that says this a lot.

I didn't buy it, I only like it for the loods.

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UGHH THICCEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR

This level tho.

The forest is my favorite level, lots of variety in the environment and it's fun to scooter around. Shame that they didn't add scooter challenges, someone should mod a racing track or something. when I have time off this winter I will mod the shit out of this game

I still wonder how people actually spent money on this game. I mean, it's not that horrible, it just works, but people should realize it's not because there's giant tits and ass that it's a good game.

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is this loss

They never made a statement as far as I am aware. He's still in the game.