Nintendo Making A New Animated Mario Movie

Dylan Robinson
Dylan Robinson

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Kinda disappointed it isn't going to be another live-action shitshow.

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Jeremiah Price
Jeremiah Price

Studio behind Minions
The biggest pile of cancer killing Hollywood with mass-produce cookie-cutter CGI bullshit normalfags eat up

Someone tell the Japs at Nintendo to stop this madness

Nicholas Wood
Nicholas Wood

This. I almost got mildly excited. I'd much prefer a dual audio DVD release of the Japan-only animated movie. That movie was comfy as fuck. And Peach was cute.

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

The cutscenes in Odyssey were pure cringe so I won't have high expectations.

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

The concept behind despicable me wasn't bad, but the minions are actually a corporate decision and worked wonders for them, and then they milked the whole thing. They do make pretty movies, The Lorax was pretty cool.
Implying japs are not westaboos

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

It's going to be pretty funny seeing tumblr/twitter hipsters born in the mid to late 90s act like they loved Mario before he was mainstream.

Charles Myers
Charles Myers

The Lorax was pretty cool.
Jesus Christ man get your head checked. That movie was awful in almost every way and bombed critically. It was pure cringefest that was made for environmental zealots and drifted far from the original Seuss source material

Blake Taylor
Blake Taylor

N-nintendo is saving the gaming industry….

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

HOW BA-A-A-AD CAN I BE? I JUST DO WHAT COMES NATURALLY.

Grayson King
Grayson King

The Lorax was pretty cool.
So you're retarded?

Gabriel Russell
Gabriel Russell

hipsters born in the mid to late 90s act like they loved Mario before he was mainstream.

They don't give a fuck about mainstream anymore, it's all about gender and racism now

Kayden Peterson
Kayden Peterson

They picked the studio that is going to advertise the shit out of it and the end product will end up mediocre at best. In Nintendo terms, the safest bet you could possibly make. Get ready to see tons of trailers and loose tie-ins way before the movie comes out. Would have preferred the studio that did Angry Birds movie with its anti-immigration message but that is owned by Sony.

A good studio would have been Laika, who did Coraline and Kubo and the Two Strings. Mario might actually look good in stop motion.

Don't forget the bombardment of tie-in advertisement like with the Mazda car and IHOP pancakes. A lot of commercials that would be against the message of the original story.

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

The "original Seuss source material" was solely created as a work of environmentalist indoctrination. Theodore Geisel was a hack writer, who popularized the mass-produced, illustrated, and horribly bland children's story. He destroyed the imaginations of millions, perhaps billions of children.

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

I sincerely hate when writers try so fucking hard to create "catchy" pop songs like that because it instantly turns me off and makes me despise them instead. I swear to God only people with IQ in the 80s find this shit genuinely catchy. That's what I imagine people who watch Illumination Entertainment movies to be, every time another one of their movies come out the theaters get filled with Mexicans who barely speak English
The original animation in the very least had some subtlty to it and wasn't blatantly in your face

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

original animation

Thomas James
Thomas James

Sorry I never read the original childens picture book. I'm sure there was a massive difference between that and the TV special

Blake Baker
Blake Baker

UGH. DO YOU HATE FUN YOU FUCKING FANBOY!!!

THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD DOE, LISTEN TO IT. WOULDN'T YOU WANT IT IN THE END OF A SUPER COOL FUNNY MARIO MOVIE?!? OMG IT'S GONNA BE SO DANK AND I'M GONNA MAKE LOTS OF EPIC MIMIS XD

IT'S EVEN GOT VIIIIIDEO GAME REFERENCES IN THE LYRICS. HAHHA!! I'M A GAMER, BAZINGDOODLES!!! TOODLES!! POODLE HOODLES. HAHAHAH

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

mainstream
IT'S MARIO
IT'S MARIO
IT'S MARIO
DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT IS A JOKE

Austin Allen
Austin Allen

Subtle propaganda is still propaganda. Dr. Seuss is shit, his books are garbage, and were actively harmful for children and children's literature.

Nathan Gutierrez
Nathan Gutierrez

Still better than anything Crush 40 made for Sanic tbh

Xavier Williams
Xavier Williams

What the fuck is this?

Zachary Cruz
Zachary Cruz

Jesus christ who even likes this garbage?

Carter Ortiz
Carter Ortiz

I disagree with your opinion.

Grayson Hill
Grayson Hill

Don't forget he was also the goodest of goyim, and people use him as an actual source of credit because "Muh childhood hero wantsta punch da ebil nadzees xDD" while he gave absolutely fuckall of substance.

Brody Diaz
Brody Diaz

kotaku
so how credible is this pile of shit?

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

die nigger

Evan Watson
Evan Watson

shallow pop music to constantly distract the player and mask the silence of the level like every song on the radio
Crush 40 was never good

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

Vidya devs and/or corporations unfortunately still sometimes give them the news first.

Levi Hill
Levi Hill

Crush 40 was never good
die nigger

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

You can't expect a political cartoonist to make anything good really.

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

Normalfags don't even like it, it's mostly reluctant parents who go to shut their kids up for an hour or 2.

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

LIVE AND LEARN! HANGING ON THE EDGE OF TOMORROW!

Landon Martinez
Landon Martinez

TO THE WORDS OF YESTERDAAAAAYYYYY!!!

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

You clearly shit taste

Brandon Hill
Brandon Hill

RUNNIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND I GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTO FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!

Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

LIVE AND LEARN
YOU MAY NEVER FIND YOUR WAAAYY

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

SONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGG

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

That wasn't even Crush 40 you cockmongler

Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

I always heard it as "rolling around".

Jordan Flores
Jordan Flores

Nothing wrong with being for the enviroment you city cuck
Just that every politician that represents green views gets it wrong and institutes shit like weakening our own production so Chila can make more shit

Justin Barnes
Justin Barnes

Yes it was you absolute nigger, it would take you 3 seconds to look it up

Brayden Morales
Brayden Morales

Because that's what the lyric is, he's a retarded nigger.

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

Looked it up, nigger.

Brandon Sanchez
Brandon Sanchez

no hoskins
no captain lou
no marc graue
why

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

CAN'T STICK AROUND, HAVE TO KEEP MOVING. GUESS WHAT LIES AHEAD, ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

Elijah Jones
Elijah Jones

You know, thinking about it some more, I think the release of the movie will line up with the opening of the Nintendo area in Universal Studios.

Super Mario The Movie: The Ride incoming

Ayden Green
Ayden Green

Bullshit, Jun Senoue was lead guitarist for that one

Jose Long
Jose Long

Aw yeah! This is 20% cooler!

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

THE THREAD HAS BEEN DERAILED
FROM HERE DOWNWARDS YOU'LL ONLY SEE SHITPOSTING

Ian King
Ian King

This is what J-rock would sound like if they sang in English.

Juan Perry
Juan Perry

composed by Jun
played by Ted Poley and Tony Harnell
A half doesn't count

Jose Scott
Jose Scott

I want to titfuck america-first chan

Chase Perez
Chase Perez

illumination
fucking end me

nah man, even most normalfags hate illumination. only morons and children like it.

Justin Cook
Justin Cook

It sounds generic as fuck unfortunately, I've heard countless low budget movie and Nickelodeon films use songs with a similar overall rhythm. If only I could remember them, pretty much why they're generic.

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

It was composed by Crush 40s Lead Guitarist but it somehow still doesn't count

Adrian Cooper
Adrian Cooper

i guess sonic 4's soundtrack is crush 40 too if we go by that logic you dumb nigger

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

It is literally J-Rock in english. There's a japanese version you can unlock and it sounds way more natural.

Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

The environment is there to be exploited for economic and technological benefit, treefugger. There's no way to be "ecologically friendly" without actively hindering our production. You green faggots in conjunction with the laborists have sent all the factories down to Mexico and over to China.

Brody Collins
Brody Collins

Indeed.

Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

SIMPLE CURIOSITY
TRY TO TAKE A BITE OF ME
LET ME SHOW YOU JUST
WHAT
I'M
MADE OF
NOOOOOOOOOOOW

Cooper James
Cooper James

The environment is there to be exploited for economic and technological benefit
yes goy it's okay to destroy nature
animals don't suffer, they are here to please us
we humans are above nature

There are ways to be ecologically friendly, but you have to resign to your precious instant 4k stream of cuck porn directly into your phone.

Your reasoning is explicitly jewish. Jewish Law dictates itself anti-natural and places the jew above nature. Jews think the way you do.

Camden Thompson
Camden Thompson

I unironically prefer nip music, even with cringy English lyrics, to most of the shit that is in Hollywood movies and on the radio. I have pretty wide musical taste though compared to everyone I know and can tolerate or enjoy almost anything as long as it's not nigger music, jewess music, or about half of country songs.

The Japanese are pretty good at making normal music too, I've got to give them that. I like listening to their classical stuff in OSTs.

David Jenkins
David Jenkins

As has and will happen forever with all forms of human expression and entertainment, ideas will be endlessly recycled not because there is a limit of inventiveness but because the basic laws of physics and human anatomy state we have limited sense and therefore can only interpret a specific quantity of information within any given timeframe.

Provided these limited frames our ability to experience is finite and to expect consistent evolution within human creation is ludicrous. However, iterative expansions within technological degrees of evolution can be considered reasonable.

Within the past century we've experienced staggering unprecedented technological growth of exponential density. From controlled aerial flight to landing on another celestial body in a single human being's lifespan is almost nonsensical but makes sense given iterative improvements in scientific understanding primarily due to retention of information. The issue is in our evolutionary ability to deal with change. When confronted with large, unreasonable leaps in technological ability with regards to entertainment models we quickly lose interest in previous novelty. We learn to expect to be substantially surprised throughout a single lifetime, instead of taking generations of learning and growth through traditional family models to survive even a single technological upheaval.

Basically, we expect exponential growth in human abilities to keep up with our learned requirement for exponential technological growth. We have been bred for intravenous technological marvel usage on accident.

That said new games have been fucking garbage. Honestly, I don't understand why my coworkers insist on buying the latest Call of Duty just to fucking complain about it all day. Holy shit if I have to hear about another new fucking superhero movie or some other fucking garbage coming to TV or theatres I'm going to fucking kill myself. My god am I tired of this constant stream of low content filler.

Caleb Harris
Caleb Harris

Bad goyim!! Why won't you fucking Nazis cater to our Talmudic beliefs!!!

Gabriel Fisher
Gabriel Fisher

Humans are above nature, the Jews almost got that one right. We are the only species that can gaze beyond the stars and gaze upon things which are eons away, the only species which can comprehend our own mortality, the only species to ever develop true curiosity.

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

Holy shit if I have to hear about another new fucking superhero movie or some other fucking garbage coming to TV or theatres I'm going to fucking kill myself. My god am I tired of this constant stream of low content filler.

I know that feel.

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

I expect it to be filled with hipster shit along with stales memes and new "progressive" characters because you know they need to shove more SJW propaganda in everything.

Daniel Gomez
Daniel Gomez

Reminder that Mario Odyssey's ending song was like something from a Sonic game acting as the image song of either Amy or Cream, while Forces had a fucking 90's movie credit song. Greatly prefered the latter, because I miss those types of songs

Jordan Mitchell
Jordan Mitchell

I can totally image Mario being voiced by an actor worshiped by tumblr, like SuperWholock or fucking Voltron

I thought that song was straight out of those movies filled with douchebags, like Sean William Scott or the American Pie cast. Or those high-budget cartoons that flopped tremendously.

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

I can totally image Mario being voiced by an actor worshiped by tumblr, like SuperWholock or fucking Voltron

Mario voiced by Sheldon Bazooper. I can smell the shekels already

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

Sonic and Mario are getting movies

I almost wish I were 5 again so I could feel something other than disgust at this.

Ryan King
Ryan King

It actually doesn't, unless you wanna tell me that, for instance, all of David Byrne's solo stuff counts as Talking Heads stuff.

Lincoln Russell
Lincoln Russell

none of these cartoons are wrong

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

Oh they would totally get Zimbabwe boy
Maybe as Toadsworth or Iggy the koopaling
or Luigi

Justin Adams
Justin Adams

I fully expect there to be like a toad girl with blue hair or a half-shaved head who helps Mario dispatch that evil patriarchal overlord Bowser

Jacob Jones
Jacob Jones

Sonic movie
hybrid CG-animated/live-action
it would receive a "Dark Knight treatment"
"aiming for [a] PG-13 [rating]"
Paramount Pictures announced that it had acquired the film rights

I had forgotten about that until you mentioned it and now I'm upset again.

Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

it'll be a critical failure but a commercial success due to the children demographic. you can't go wrong there.

John Howard
John Howard

That's the thing though, do kids even like Mario anymore? Mario seems like the lame family friendly game they get for Christmas from parents who don't want them playing CoD, FnaF or whatever the popular streamers play.

Jaxson Brown
Jaxson Brown

HEY PAISANOS

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

do kids like sonic anymore aside from the rabid fanbase?
i dont quite know

Kevin Adams
Kevin Adams

animated
But Leguizamo and Bo….
oh, yes, hes dead, i forgt

Dylan Morris
Dylan Morris

Kill yourself

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

Imagine being such a fucking wehraboo you forsake your own fucking nation.

see above but replace nation with planet.

Brayden Foster
Brayden Foster

… I almost want the sauce… I almost want to fug the rabbit… I think it's the shirt.

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

On the plus side, Sonic saved from Sony.

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

This song just made me really confused.

Brody Moore
Brody Moore

Resist it, user. There's no going back from furfaggotry

Brandon Hall
Brandon Hall

We are part of nature. Us being unique doesn't mean anything.

Josiah Adams
Josiah Adams

So many video game movies announced in the past two years, what's up with that?
It's like the 90's again.

Michael Scott
Michael Scott

The Japanese version only sounds better because you don't know the lyrics.

Logan Morgan
Logan Morgan

This.
t. furfag

Nathaniel Peterson
Nathaniel Peterson

An hero.

Jeremiah James
Jeremiah James

sports_bra flat_chest order:popular

Thank me later.

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

Is that the one where Bowser gives Peach a ring that's fuckhuge?

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

sports_bra flat_chest order:popular
for e621?

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

monosodium glutamate is the only booru to use order: tags

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

It's like the 90's again.
Please God! I can't take much more of this post iphone, hipster, numale, SJW excuse for existance.

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

what?

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E621

Mason Hughes
Mason Hughes

ITT:No mention of the best crush 40 song

Eli Lewis
Eli Lewis

getting triggered over WW2 propaganda

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

1. Kill yourself.
2. Environmentalism is only hated by liberals.
3. Kill yourself. You don’t make a movie based on something and not actually base it on anything. Fuck your anti-corporate bullshit.

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

behind Minions
Looks like the real effects of Mario+Rabbids are finally starting to kick in.

Thomas Ortiz
Thomas Ortiz

The Lorax was pretty cool.
I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. And the trees say you should but an suv certified to not harm a Truffula tree.

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

DUDE SHITTY AND FRAUD COMMERCIALS LMAO

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