The swedish fish theory
The swedish fish theory
I've clicked them all.
THIS FUCKING MEME
hey now that's only happened a couple times.
And I didn't know they were dudes.
Let daddy see that dick.
No such thing
The fact that there's probably not one in all of those is the reason I'm not clicking them.
Would you flirt with me if I tucked my twig and berries?
You'd have to act innocent an naive too.
And open up to me about personal stuff that never actually happened.
The emotional manipulation is a key aspect.
Lol what a pussy
kind of feel like bananas now to be honest
colbs keep posting trannies with horse dicks
it really is, please end my suffering.
Is that Kermie?
cloppers get out
like...with a knife?
are you trying to start shit again
Those are probably the "women" you were talking about earlier, Colbs.
Arigato, Kermit-dono. Watashi is new to this board? >.<
I am real anime baka. (That means anime girl in Japanonees.)
Can you show me around your board?
@w@ whats this?!
Hi, yes it is!
Sheesh does everyone have to take everything seriously.
Carte Blanche has been granted to the highest bidder
so no you're insulting me now
I don't consider chicks with dicks to be actual women
My pants are already off.
How's it been? What brings you around?
beautiful horse dick
with ur dik ;)
Isn't that like everyone in California or is Hollywood and the media over-representing a minority to call us bigots again?
No. You have to play coy.
I can't get hard otherwise.
horse dick kills people every year.
how about you go fuck yourself instead
Wait, we're besties now?! You made cupcake your lover? :3
Yes, it was very violent, but I got the job done.
the fuck is this?
oh but it was basically.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Can I be a mod?
Niggas talkin' shit.
Someone mentioned I cyber banged Eva and after vomiting profusely I was compelled to set the record straight.
And I've been alright, relatively speaking. Life has been monotonous but there are worse things. How about you?
wait you're a man!?!?
I'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED AGAIN
Not my decision.
I just have a very pronounced clit.
Whos is it?
Why not give every furry mod?
What could possibly go wrong.
Ihave no ideaa
If not mod can I be admin again?
It's a joke from a few days ago. I told Wish we can't be besties because you and I are already besties.
Who was the highest bidder?
I feel like I will survive if you and emma become besties.
it will be hard, but I've made it through tougher break ups before. go for it. follow your heart.
from a few days ago
Cupcake's and Test's relationship was ruined this fast
I TRUSTED YOOOOOU
They'll just post a bunch of furry porn, the degenerates
Don't they already?
I won't complain as long as they don't fuck with my loli.
some trap came along and stole him from me.
Fur > Loli
He never really loved me. I was just a substitute for the one he held dear.
*Breaks down* But I can't let you go
Ethy has a NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Opinions and idc as long as my loli is safe
Why is Ashe the only one wearing boots
So same shit different day haha that sucks
Not too shabby here either. Had myself some magic cookies earlier so enjoying that :p
look I know you like that I'm tall enough that no one questions either of us when we go to R rated movies together, but that's not enough to keep this bestie thing stable. emma is the one for you, I really want what's best for you.
ethy isn't a trap, shitlord.
Ur a trap
No I literally can't let you go, I glued my hands to you.
your loli is not safe
you will come to rue this action.
You'll make a great mod
Life is too short for regrets.
I'm sure some kid has actually done this.
I will post all the damn loli I fuggin want.
life isn't the only thing too short here.
maddie you are being silly right now.
Get it tattooed.
tfw your public vote fails
Don't shittalk Nezi's microdick when he's not even looking.
you should trade yours with his, it would be pretty normal sized on someone like you. or at least appear to be.
If I actually did get mod or admin I would probably just ban Sci and that would be about it.
Don't bully Test.
this is our foreplay shithead, back the fuck off?!???!!!
Banning Usually doesn't do much as you can see from bazinga.
no u pls
wanting to ban bazinga
You will be culled.
did someone let you have alcohol again?
Does that mean an average sized one looks enormous on me?
No, I'm the bully, Cupcake is a victim.
This hurts coming from you. I thought I could trust you.
way to confirm you have an average sized dick. that's basically a tiny one in today's modern, fast paced, big dick world.
culling doesn't cull the Ui
Damn, I just can't compete in this marketplace of nine inch penises.
You're just so small and bullyable
It's interesting how they always bend in the same direction.
nay. Just some cookies ;3
I'm bored of this exchange now.
I'd never get a tattoo but as long as they're tasteful they're okay.
Someone I know has one of her arms tattooed and it looks amazing. The look of it, not the tattoos themselves.
Test, I posted dick.
Does that not sway you to me?
Wanna swap cum instead?
hey now, no one said anything about nine inches. geez man. of course you'd just have nine inch penises on the brain all the time.
sugar. I should have known. add to maddie for instant silly.
that wasn't yours.
You disinterest me in that regard.
It actually was. I have really warm lighting in this room.
damn that was a nice dick. gotta go back and save it now.
felt good earlier
Am I too feminine for you? Am I not hairy enough like a dog?
Slut puts his hook in the water
Asks one specific fish why he's not biting
Ron Jeremy is a hero.
sorry, got into a thing in DS3
like a spotted hyena or some shit
Pretty much, hoping to go on an adventure of some sort soon.
And nice, have a good time coasting on those
Is my crush not obvious?
dude needed a massive wang to make up for how ugly he is.
took me like 30 seconds to find.
Get it Test? It's because you're short
Hopefully people don't post it a lot.
I doubt that will happen. I know I won't. posting it in the thread like that was an odd move.
dont help spread this meme
No, the other cookies haha
But also yes. They were maple cookies ;3c
Adventures are always fun. What kind of adventure?
Grim was upset that he saw it.
I shaved the beard, I look like a baby again.
You'll get over it.
What? Oh yeah, you replied to me, huh.
No, the other cookies haha
as in weed cookies?
the guy is kind of a baby about stuff at times.
It's okay, he saw it platonically :^)
But what if I do have one?
You're just so mean.
Eh. I'm sure everyone wants some now.
I know I do. but I already knew that.
SHORTIE MCSHORT SHORT
Yeah go the fuck ahead and laugh you fucking gits
At least I tried. At least I didn't back the fuck down
What the fuck did you ever do on a scale like this?
it was based on your own implications you little sloot.
Wait, was I supposed to be doing something?
Can't I at least get cuddles when we chill in the hotel and watch tv?
Hey Holla Forums I was typing something okay don't just submit my post blank
what a LOSER
are you okay?
You're hurting my feelings Cupcake
the pain is how your feelings grow stronger.
D-don't play with my feelings for you >/////<
I feel asleep
but that's how I get my sick kicks.
I know and I like it ;)
when it's hot out and you're embarassed but you see something funny while scrolling facebook on your phone
Hush you like it
im worried about jack guys
he's sinking deeper and deeper
you need to get the lqouar away from him
i need to stop drinking too
how many of these faces do you have
tfw working on a campaign for hundreds of hours in past weeks ends up in international failure and every fuckin' effort got flushed down the drain
We got a fuck-up covered my international media and all
lets get lquoared
got nothing to lose
you seem to already be having a white trash athon with kyle
I couldn't find the picture of her holding her head with an obvious headache and the thumbnail for this one looked fine. I didn't realize there was a blush there. disregard it. I am annoyed with you.
Is this a Hungary thing
Annoyed that you like me so much?
I just listened to this>>1375679
image as a wav file :O
I mean I AM just that good :3
Tfw no lolicon fag daddy to smoke weed and be lewd with
sure, let's go with that.
i could do like 2-3 mikes but i am too much of a lightweight tbh
god what a pussy
oh duh. I renamed it because I kept not being able to find it.
IS IT NOT TRUE?!
I love that I can out drink you.
I'm back after fapping to all those SUPER HOt pictures ian posted.
IT TOTALLY IS
TELL ME IT IS DAMN IT
if you and michael did not stop me i would have beaten you
'It's real to me damn it'
that took quite a while
Well I mean they are SUPER HOT
etc. its a world outrage kind of asshattery. We were trying to tell the the EU to fuck off and can't deal with damage control right now.
I was curious and now its your turn
why are you doing this
I've got a lot of Stamina.
If you're gonna swing then swing nigga.
you know what im about
This is some abstract fucking cancer going on in here.
Same old day, really
oh youre the other undertale poster
some pretty nice things
I'm an evil person.
This wave of white guilt and political correctness is at the point of just trying to compensate for something not needing compensation
it's going to be the downfall
maybe not in 10 years or 20
but this is where it begins
everybody's so afraid of offending someone else that they are unable to step up and lead a nation like they need to
I'm all for providing support to refugees in need
but this is too much
being able to forcefully relocate a non (country) citizen or multiple citizens into a nation without that nations consent is bullshist
2 Mikes VS a 5th of vodka
This is false
I SWEAR TO CHRIST Holla Forums
I WAS TYPING YOU SHIT
I totally don't mind...
squash I bet I can drink you under the table
and I bet mugen will already be down there (wink)
Your images bend very nicely~
get your shit together ian
you probably like it you whore.
it is objectively true.
And you'd lose.
George can confirm I literally can't get drunk.
For how long can you hold your booze
Gonna put ya under the table kiddo
We are natural born haters and xenophobes, bigots, national socialists, etc.
This should be cakewalk, we did good, our city did good and still lost to millenials
Can't wait decades mang
No I don't!
You got blasted sipping yours.
I chuged mine.
I doubt that greatly
I will destroy you
dude you fucking assholes were making me slow down
Remember that thing I said I would do last night?
two to the one from the one to the three
Its all about willpower
Due to financial issues I bet I'm more lightweight than you
Mugen can squash drink
fine fine I'm not evil. sheesh.
he can get 'sick'
calling me a fatty?
Overly sensitive society
fuck it all man
how to win?
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't beleive
and I get more ass than a toilet seat
that version is trash
Ihave llistened to it way too much lately
I bet I can get less sick than you squash
name the liquor, name the amount, ill win
Its too late for that
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
that hardly seems fair.
you wanna fuckin go boiyo
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals.
Common sense. We were invaded, occupied, enslaved, betrayed and more by others for centuries. This nation never fuckin' learned and looks like it never will. Can't stop trying tho
Nah, I'm calling myself poor
Sounds like you and the pals are really itchin' for some drinking tho
Lets get those barrels rollin' and get over with it
are you going to eat that vomit~?
I mean, I didn't get sick like George does, but I guess Vodka or something?
Its all yours.
whats even been keeping you there so long?
oooh you are on kiddo
name the time and place
thats because George only pretends to be tough, we all know hes a little bitch deep down
I will crush you
i am depression
send alcohol and traps
iunno maybe. booze isnt my first choice of thing to fuck me up
If you say.
americans trying to race on vodka
Not the last either
Just fucking kill yourself already, Fish.
Life isnt fair!
You know we're still going to drink sometime.
yo nin lets hunt
I don't really drink anymore
it is actually
this is particularly unfair!
i am a big boy AM
ugh you ruined my entire NIGHT bard, THANKS!!!!!!
I don't know, dude. It wasn't smart of me to chug a whole thing of it like I did. Not sure I should try it again on a wager.
Yeah. sure. But first, what the fuck is the point of all these towns
Also are you on a new character or what fam
how to win?
kill jews and leftists
and that was the last we heard of dag
the towns are annoying but they add different requests and shits to the game, I like the diff themes
ill steam u my fc
I'm pretty notorious for ruining people's nights
better dead than red
He should of ran when he had the chance.
its more fun this way though
bonding through suffering
now fix it, you SHIT!!!!!
I can take on all of you together and I don't even have to be my usual arrogant asshat myself about it.
Fuck eating, it will be either this weekend or the next one, make yourself free. 1 liter and 8 beers fer starters. All squattin'
Holy shit thats happy
i am a opioid whore though
imma get in on this probs
I only ruin nights
I don't know how to fix them~
I can't even get high off IV morphine, I can't understand opiates
just b urself
sux to be you
opioids are BAD
I beleive that this is a lie
Try some booze. You'll join in now, no choice, Shirkan
Cordially motherploughin' invited.
Gotta make it 7-9
Updates later on
alright. My Emilia folder is complete.
I doubt the people who wanted it are still on.
Send it to me.
Your folders are weak and tiny.
Why the FUCK would anybody want that STUPId e; elF Slut'???
let me know when you have felt.
I used to take 90mg oxy a day for a year. I don't get high on painkillers either.
I don't use them anymore, but I would need at least 40mg oxycodone to get a buzz.
Now I only use kratom If I have pain
ok I'll pm it to you when it finishes upload
But we haven't even talked in years.
exactly, so we (you) have to suffer super hard to make up for lost time
downers are generally better. dont even get me started on the bullshit people who actually need it have to do to get it nowadays because of these kinds of opinions
i have nothing on hand
I can't tell if you're serious about this.
Why not just use Kratom if you need it?
kratom is a miracle drug for pain relief and it's safe.
eh, guess I just dont like them in general due to my fathers addiction to them/the heroin problem in my area
I mean I dont see why knot?
Seems like most fuckable other than the cat boy.
because i dont need it
you shill it a lot
im not on heroin.
And everyone, everyone
I mean I figured, just not a fan of opioids
that was a pun.
A play on words.
She will be tomorrow
She is cute...
I gain nothing by shilling it besides the satisfaction of pushing harm reduction as it's my job.
you're not wrong.
I feel dumb now.
I mean, this kind of feels uncomfortable. The whole not talking in years. So I don't know if I want to hazard being drunk around you.
EMILIA A SHIT
REM NUMBAH WAN
Building up a tolerance is possible and very likeley on opiates and opioids
But Fish never talks about abusing anything but xanax and claims a direct injection of morphine has 'no effect at all'
I'm assuming here, but if it was an injection it was probably between 5 and 10 mg
even with a high tolerance which fish never really mentioned, thered definately be something
dont worry, im not nibi
ill only cause SLIGHT physical harm to your body
but wait there's more 3/2 @Nin
understandable. but if i let my childhood fuck with my present id never something something
you do you
what is it
where can i get it
Was it the "Anonymous" that gave it away?
I always end up thinking thats Mine.
you do you, ur still a qt in my book
What if I want the abuse?
godly mod power
all these scrubs worshiping Rem.
It's like you jump on the bandwagon and call everything else shit. Every character was good in Re:zero
5-10mg of morphine is literally nothing
morphine is weaker then oxy
Thats pretty dope. I got the blue Generations 3ds.
Wait, is ghoul spacemugs?
I am so confused with these weird names!
better go ask nibi to scalp you like his ancestors
not at all
You're willingness to talk to me is still confusing.
my name is b a s e d U i
how is it confusing?
Its a different game when it's injected
have you ever worked with intraveinous drugs?
Also when you say oxy
are you talking about oxymorphone or oxycodone?
I had always thought oxymorphone was basically just an offshoot of morphine
oxycodone is like the hydrocodone of oxies
arguing with people bout space on reddits
Whats that got to do with anything
Because during that time we did not like each other.
So I'm just confused as to why you are talking now.
Because I feel like it?
He is bored.
Livin' example right here
per mg oxy (oral) is stronger. There is a conversion somewhere but I think you need like 1.5x the amount of morphine to match to oxycodone.
With IV they are flip flopped.
The real question at hand is why is Amy shooting up morphine.
where's all my cucks tonight, any in the house?
Also one drug could have little to no effects on someone.
usually people need morphine or oxy. They sometimes don't work for people
I have been indoctrinated away from the great SpaceX gods
Here I am.
while I'm here, might as well ask
what exactly is the point of this board and
WHY IS IT SO FAST?
are you Who I think you are.
I feel like it's a lie
althought if they were being honest, it's alot more likely a junkie is going to be shooting up heroin or dilata than morphine
i mean I dont know what its like out there but around here and even in the big cities i couldnt ever find it
morphine seems more a medical thing at least round these parts
if fish was on a morphine drip, at anywhere between 5-15 mg at intervals of 5 to 30 minutes
They would most likeley be feeling something which they say they dont
which is why I feel they are LYING!!1!!!
we're all in one thread at a time
think of it as a chatroom with pictures
I am speed.
Well, there is that factor as well
But fish claims that no opiates or opiods effect them
They havent mentioned anything else by name so really who's to say
and that would be
Ah, that makes sense. Pretty cool idea.
My friends out there gettin laid aand partying and im just here crying 2 anime music at midnight on sunday haha I'm a fucking wild pete
it's not particularly original. but its nice
I took 30mg oral morphine sulfate and had little to no effect.
I do also doubt the being on morphine drip, unless she got out of a surgery, and even then that is a little extreme.
They won't even give me benzos and I fucking need them and told them id do street benzos if they don't give me the actual meds I need. Instead they tried to force another ssri on me.
fucking cunt doctors
That would be a lie yea.
Maybe they threw her on a sugar pill/placebo to trick her tranny brain.
Wallace posted the other day.
Chill out bard, you're going off the rails.
although, if you are in say like Florida then your probabilty of getting scrip pills instead of street H goes up probably 80% because of availability.
the only one crazier than me
The only drugs in arizona are meth and payote
here does fish live
if you say in teh ocean i will fUcking f Murder you!!
I'm one wild and crazy guy
banging a social status symbol in a toilet will place me above others in american society
n-no I'm just lying in bed cuddling my pillow ;~;
Its close enough to cali though.
I know, i'm telling you stop for your own safety.
I'm worried about you.
On your knees, pup.
can confirm, ex girlfriend used to be a drug dealer and addict, and even she couldn't find someone to sell xanax to.
Seriously. All they talk about is themselves and fucking drugs.
Get a personality.
Why the fuck would you date someone with Meth mouth?
heh....the darkness has me now......psh...don't worry kid.......I've been in here forever....
my personality is drugs
Ah you think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!
A hallucinogenic cactus. It's pretty crazy
cali gets shit from florida pill wise. I live in oregon and oxycodone is $1.00-$3.00 per mg.
It's my fucking job.
you're a rather well endowed male
So where's your girl, I'm trying to fuck
I got distracted
what was happening in here?
I would know anything about that.
Only for you.
Oh I thought I was gonna fuck your girl.
I don't live anywhere near a desert.
okay mad max
Did I stutter, slut?
This is false.
This is what payote is like
complete distortion of reality
extreme color distortion
13 hour trip