suck my feminine penis
this side of the world
You're so heartless sometimes.
i will subdue you aswell luka
WHY ARE YOU SPRAYING ME IF IM A GOOD DOG YOU MONSTER
You used it to avoid answering the original question, though.
Why are you so curious?
mostly during cons though
why does this suddenly carry a lewd connotation?
I thought it probably was. But it was so edgy.
He became shadow the edgehog, truly ambivalent towards good and evil.
Because I'm going to go say terrible things to them to undermine your relationship rawr!
No, I don't know, just curious. I haven't seen you in a long time.
i wish to make you aggressive and place you in pit fights and wager over you with money
What's happening Nin?
I'd be pretty happy with that, too.
But the gimmick would probably get old after a while.
I think I'm OK with that.
I'm chilling anyway.
You're more grown than me.
Ah, I'd like to keep to myself for now.
I wasn't even the one who told Darwin.
This plastic bodysuit reminds me of American Psycho.
it's not that much better than using a mouse but it's still pretty neat lol
It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
What was the original question?
It was part of the evolution of the character since he has been heavily influenced by Hannibal, after all. They both have insight and can influence each other.
I think that was a direct reference to that movie.
I can assure you your maturity surpases mine.
That's been forever.
oh kind of figures now that I think about it, I just see it being awkward outside of japan for some reason
bitches were doing this shit waaay back then too fuck
I find it interesting that it's someone he knows at all, what with your non-presence here in recent memory. Didn't think you'd have enough contact with people for an e-relationship to form.
"Why not?" in relation to you not being able to help yourself from worrying about me.
Aren't there fingerprints all over your screen?
But Hannibal is so much more calm.
I'm sure of that too but you're still older.
And God said unto man that there would be obedient women at every corner of Earth.
And he then made earth round.
And he laughed and laughed.
He is also cautious.
Well, yeah. I suppose you're right.
I was a bit surprised when I learned that they talked to each other to be honest.
But you never used to worry about me at all.
one thing I'm worried about
you know what sounds delicious right now?
and no its not dick... seriously hear me out on thiITS NOT FUCKING DICK
honestly will you get dick out of your mind for one second goddam
ill tell you what sounds gENOUGH WITH THE DICKS
cheesecake would be amazing right now
Do you still think I'm studying to be a pilot?
Is there anyway to talk to you that's not here?
That is not true. However, I was not good at showing it, and you never believed me when I directly said it.
Because it's an obscure person, or somebody you thought Darwin hated?
I wonder if he's had brains yet.
When 12 connects you to those burglaries your computer's going to fuck you.
I might as well.
Wait for season three.
and made more men than women and laughed and laughed
and man started to hump each other... and god was pissed, flooded they asses
and laughed and laughed and laughed
and a gorilla and a chimp on the ark started pegging and god just facepalmed... noah really dug it, had a fap
and thats how furry was made. god just said fuck it and made moar gays
Nothing much really. Finished playing some golf.
"No homo" said God as he gently slid man's G-spot up his asshole.
there are cafes with cats in them in nyc though
more than one or two cats is p weird though imo
If you're really adventurous you could probably find me on osu! to pm me.
I have a couple people on line that I message sometimes but for the most part not really.
I probably never believe you because you were awful at showing it.
Plus you never messaged me daily :^)
Well, he's not 12. So there's that.
But I don't really know why I assumed it. If anything they seem like the type who would be quite close.
i don't steal
you ever think if there were more women on earth there would be less gays because of biological imperative... you know like how some frogs will spontaneously change genders?
do women have g spots in their asshole too?
that's a funny way of saying you want to suck some girldick sama
Well, he's not 12. So there's that.
Women don't have prostates. So no.
You think I honestly have any idea about that kind of thing?
They call me Adventure-Goggles.
kinda... but not really. you can trigger an orgasm anally with women but its more about pressure against the internal part of the clitorous
thats a no then lol...
did somebody say girldick?
He acts like he is 12, so there is that.
Yes, I was horrible at both of those things; I admit it.
what if the g spot is a certain amount of tissue that's developed in the embryo and just grows along regardless of the gender
just reaching it has different methods of access
Does Swedish Fish count as a "somebody"?
Season 3 is a proper end, right?
The show wasn't cancelled or some shit
Are you good at golf?
I'm just watching shows.
12 don't care, homie.
Grim, did you come back because Wish came back?
I don't think it works that way.
Fish is a freak.
I wonder where Cupcake went
But yeah, they don't really post here so I guess I had no idea who they still talked to.
Yeah, he's a pretty huge baka. But he's my baka.
Not that one was important or anything. I'm just a needy piece of shit.
I was winning for most of the golfing, I just got sloppy towards the end.
Grim confirmed for Cupcake
No, because the prostate serves a purpose outside of getting off.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT SON
I think he left because drama after Spoilers tried to use him by removing him on Steam for talking to me because I was mean to Spoilers.
Hes posting in another thread on 4chan.
Grim can we be friends again already?
...Men can pretty quickly reach orgasm from anal because of prostate stimulation. The g-spot is not a thing. In anybody of either sex, in any hole.
Its just internet golf, so yes
You should have heard everyone over voice.
Its the only way.
Currently at least one person calls me that.
Were they making fun of me?!
Nin pls responce
You can interpret it as a that.
I tried, but it does not come easy to me. Other people will confirm.
he's a nice guy
but the gspot doesn't refer explicitly to the prostate
oh, is it on /b/?
idunno, you would have to change that duality you have about me, being nice in front of my face and then being all like eeeew grims icky behind my back
The duality and struggle of man.
Are you gonna be icky?
But yeah, I can do that.
It restates the negativeness of the universe. The hideous lonely emptiness of existence. Nothingness. The predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation, forming a useless, bleak straitjacket in a black, absurd cosmos.
f҉oolish creature of flesh and bone
you will tremble before your god
I was trying to hang out with my friend but I think we both passed out early between texts.
You at work?
breathe in the sweet dichotomy... smells like victory
Do I know them?
Is that why you got dumped by [REDACTED]?
Nope. In fact, they were saying you were too good for your first time playing. At least on the mansion map
I dunno, how was I icky before?
You don't like bodyhair I think, but it's not like I boast about mine every time I post.
tremble before me
I'd like to breath in your Dickhotomy.
No, but it did not help.
Long time, no see.
I just want to nuzzle my face into Grim's chest and sleep. It seems like a comfortable place to be.
couldnt go for 5 minutes without thinking about dick huh?
Calling it video golf sounds better lol
You've lost me now.
YOU DONE IT NOW
So it did get cancelled?
There isn't anything that the gspot refers to explicitly. I didn't know people in 2016 still use the term gspot, anyway. Seems pretty dated to me.
Sorry, that was rude and insensitive of me.
this contract is complete
pillowy bitch tits
what about struggle of women?
Ah yes, Of course. It was my first time, you know it because you bought me the game. I was channeling the ghost of Tiger Woods.
What about it?
Not to mention how you were being all materialistic and selfish about the whole thing.
I don't think he wants me telling people.
I think he wanted to get away.
Stranger Things is a pretty cool Netflix show.
nope chilling on my couch
I finally got around to setting up my laptop and got steam and stuff installed
hello there deaaaaaaaaaars~
Women don't struggle. They can marry a guy and sit on a couch for 60 years after popping out a kid or two.
From my understanding Tiger Woods' position as an outstanding golfer is in the toilet these days.
boom boom boom boom
well tell him I miss him for me if you would be so kind
I'd tell him myself but I dont have him added anywhere
wait legit cats? is it like a furry thing? pls no
lol yeah I was. I need nice things, Grom.
I am inured to it.
That doesn't sound like a good thing, besides that doesn't make it okay either.
ILL TAKE MY CHANCES IN HELL
Yes, you know them a lot.
I am like a spectre in the willows.
Probably people who have sex and talk about it often.
Did you listen to the new Danny Brown?
I don't think I have you on there
need to run... work tomorrow
Who is it?
i have not
I'll tell him next time I happen to bump into him.
It doesnt feel that long, does it?
Well, we did play as the golf ball
It was actually Virtual Reality
The GHOST of Tiger Woods?!
Oh, that was good. That was set up perfectly.
May his soul rest in peace.
my face when i see my benevolant master posting
So do I, but you have to realize there is something called moral boundaries or something.
I don't know anybody by that name...
It can't when you go channeling him you fucking necromancer.
But he isnt dead..
how's your evening been?
What's your name?
erm, A few months I think.
He killed him to absorb his strength. This is basic Native American witchcraft.
nekos arent furry!!!!!!!!!!
pretty relaxed. though i cant stay on a certain thing for too long it seems
You're so cold and heartless, sometimes.
It is what it is. No harm done.
SATAN WHY ARE YOU A GIRL YOU FUCK, JESUS CHRIST YOu'RE GOING TO MAKE ME LAUGH TO DEATH.
Yo nin are we ever going to hunt or what
it would make sense if you were my girlfriend of 2 years or something
but we haven't even met irl
I'd buy you dinner though lol
He can rest in peace later, I need his powers.
YET. He isn't dead yet.
It's pretty good. There's a deficit of trap bangers on this album but it's an interesting listen.
I'd say that I'm jealous but being a golf ball sounds like a very confined and confusing existence to simulate. But me bullshitting aside it does sound fun.
Gonna go watch some aniimayyyyyy
But you love me anyways.
I still feel bad for it.
I need to think before I type.
so you can fuck a bad pussy!
Mordin isnt American though! Or a Native!
Yeah well, posting is stupid.
Im just finishing the first star stuff.
Youre planning to murder him? And absorb his powers?
You arent hit by a golf club though, so its okay. You just bounce around in low gravity.
Agreed, but my booty call didn't go through x_x
we should play tomm breh
From now on, I only want you to refer to my by my native american name.
And yes, I shall do what ever it takes to be a winner.
On one hand I want to know want golfballs are made of but on the other hand I want to be blissfully ignorant.
He's not American and he still speaks English???????
Jesus, who WOULDN'T study Native American strength absorbing and rain dances. I bet you think he doesn't know how to do voodoo just cause it's from Louisiana. Some people have an EDUCATION you know.
*tries to breath*
You can't do this to me. My sides are leaving orbit. Take off the fake red shoes you nerd.
do you have ADD? :3
Nah. If Squash and guero were playing I would, but two people's no fun, especially when only one talks.
Just an FYI. You're all cunts, hilarious cunts.
I am unsure of where to segue this.
lonely again, in boredem.
...at least i have threads.
what do you mean
get some steam in, itll help you breathe
There are single player games, you know.
Tomorrow, sure. I think im farming the starting map too much. What weapon are you planning to use?
What is it?
Theyre made of human people. Trust me.
I bet you havent studied it either!
I think it's dumbass. It must be, because that's what people keep calling me.
feelings of helplessness
yeah... a soothing shower would put me right to sleep
they are soo one sided
i want... fun, with people
I thought it was King of Sluts
I use DS but I know how to use SA as well
That's OK. I'd actually like to enjoy my show and relax.
I trust you with my life.
almost exclusively the only ones worth playing, too.
I think we both fell asleep or something like between texts lol
Wasn't really sure how to bring it up anyway. It's complicated ugh
I am a man of many names and titles.
why would someone want cats in a cafe?
I wonder how long I could keep your attention for~?
cuz people are fuckin weird
you talking bout fuckin?
it's like how grown ass men just want to act like women or even become them
Tell me your favorite movies
oh boy here we go
i dont know things
maybe some day we'll play game together... like in the ancient days.
You can't say that, you'll have to roleplay bursting into flames or something.
If you're a good puppy it's fun to play with friends.
synecdoche new york
nobody knows everything
but im saying it in vain
I do that a lot too.
But what is your native american name?!
Do you want to become a golf ball?
Dual swords? Switch axe?
I took you for a great sword user.
no one would ever call me that though. I believe I even had a role reflecting how bad I was.
this is very true but they give everyone something to laugh at
I can get on league right now if you want
in business terms
if there is a demand
you can make money from it
If Squish gives you lots of pets and biscuits I'm sure we can fix you.
Oh, speaking of fixing you...
Have a nice night, Grim.
Welcome back and what not.
You guys have an irc or chatroom? I might have to make myself a regular for obvious reasons..
I dont have one, I was just setting up for that joke.
hiya neko neko chan
this conversation is going in a very unfortunate direction.
This board is the chatroom. There is only one active thread at a time.
I need that trip again
there are various discords for games and inactive steam groups
this kindve works like a chat room
Hey, Bob Barker comes for us all eventually.
that wrinkly old bastard. his time will come. awoo.
roughly true, there's some scenarios where it still wouldn't be advisable
LUKA GET ON FUCKIN LEAGUE
I DONT HAVE ALL NIGHT
hey blind guy.
Just a feeling. Im a long sword main.
Can I make it up for you?
Itll be fine!
Well Dad is here...but...
YOU CUNT. YOU GIGANTIC CUNT. I mean it's hilarious but at the same time FUCKING STUPID, but fucking amusing. I ate the goddamn serpent, and now you've assumed position as chief great, great. Well NOW WHAT.
I quit drinking
it's been an experience
there ya go
that's cool. I drink nearly every day. it's been wonderful.
you are a silly dude
the point is to just talk. doesnt matter what about.
thank you cuppypuppy <3
ur a good boy
what's so funny?
I can't imagine what being drunk on the daily is like
I don't see how
you're welcome. glad you like the trip.
it's a lot better than feeling the feelings on the daily.
shikata ga nai
i only want to know the helpful stuff
aside from the lusting over my butt?
Long time no see.
I feel like being able to feel feelings is pretty important to function in this world's society and all
sure, if that's something you actually want to do. I do not.
found this on accident
That wasn't lusting!
What's wrong with the trip
you should try it again, you'd likely be able to imagine it then
did you mean to say nyet? the russian word for no?
not exactly how you acted last time, hmph.
mmmmh I'm curious but I don't want to spoil your mood
glad to have you here
try it again
never happened to me before tho
what would you call it
Maybe.. or I could have been doing a cat version of yeah.
I just sort of assumed you knew how being shitfaced felt so you just sort of multiply that for each following hour then day just don't think about the liver ain't nobody got time for that
I found the actual wired and nobody gives a shit.
what do you mean?
There is a new thread
No there isnt