♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Anal 101 Edition
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Anal 101 Edition
is anal bleeding normal wear and tear?
Adios adios adios
yeen talkin to the plug adios
do you fucks wit de la soul
I'm not leaving
sand I'm not a girl
I drank too much chocolate milk too quickly and now my tummy feels eee
I'm pretty drinked
they was the cats int he feel good inc video and were rockin the world of hip hop back in the roots days
I hate sand
and it gets all over your clothes
you should probably smoke and ass out
yeah it's pretty bad
feel good inc was my shit back in the day lol
I can't smoke
that's why I'm drinked
dude i poured out some of my weed last night. i was so pissed when i awoke
you cant spell canal without anal
why did you do that
you're supposded to pour liquor for your dead homies not weed
like the ziplock was not locked. was picking up nugs for days
To be fair, actually, if you're talking about cats in french, it isn't a female noun.
There's a male and female version of the noun, and apparently the female version also refers to a pussy, so yeah.
very thorough rin, thank you kitty
FRENCH CANADA LEAVE REEEEEEEE
hm do you got
This is embarrassing for me to find out because I used to have a female cat that I talked about.
i think i got it all but how will i know for sure
having to learn a whole second set of noun genders too tricky
German has 3 genders ^^
YOU LITERALLY JUST ADD A FUCKING E TO EVERYTHING HOW IS THAT TRICKY!?
just call them a girl if they're pasable and a boy if they're not
my grandma has a male cat that she calls sissy because she thought he was a girl at first
"My little dog." (Male)
"Mon petit chien."
"My little dog." (Female)
"Ma petite chienne."
As long as she doesn't talk about her "petite chatte."
NERU FUKKEN DUMB
vocaroo of you speaking french
petit menou hnn
I'm nowhere near fluent enough to do that sober.
If you got me, like, 11 years ago when I was still in grade 8/9, I'd've been able to.
nonono you can not do it for everything pretty sure right like they just have an inherent attribute and stuffs and you have to learn which is which
pretty sure only very few have two versions
I think atleast all the ones similar to german like swedish/nrowegian/danish/icelandic/german
I think for French just adding an "e" doesn't always cut it, for example belle (f) and beau (m) for beautiful
That's literally the only time you have to learn second noun genders.
Otherwise every noun has one gender, that is generally obvious.
Those aren't nouns.
He specifically said nouns.
brb fam, just going to house where I am house sitting.
theyve left me beers and a big bottle of rum ayyyyyyyyy
see ya soon
nnn they are not obvious at all like
the simplest example I think is how to know whether to use un or une you just have to learn them all there is no system
Do you wanna know a secret?
Do you promise not to tell?
Does it start with a vowel?
Un. Regardless of anything.
I'm gonna tell everyone
let me whisper in your ear
well that simplifies a tinybit
This guy gets it.
J'ai deux belles chiennes.
And, in general, if it ends in an s, you don't use either because it's plural.
If it ends in an E, 9/10 it's feminine, so just use une (unless it starts with a vowel.)
Most people won't care, and those who do are more likely to lightly correct you than actually, like, make anything of it.
At least in Canada.
Eu might have some hardass frenchies.
canadian french is brain damage
Acadian French is brain damage.
Sadly, I could probably enter a conversation using Acadian French better than I could true French, or Canadian French.
Which says a lot because I haven't actually used my french in, again, 11 years.
That said, I was using it in some light flirting with a Chinese Canadian girl before I came back.
knowing more languaeges than american
Joke's on you.
I don't officially have a second language.
Because to have a second language you have to be fluent. :^)
Was sagen sie?
nou, voornamelijk hout
I remember I used to have this crush with a girl in my kindergarten class.
I used to always pick her when we played duck duck goose.
wait that's fuckin Rem
How's your hangover?
Wish is gone
What do you mean? I haven't drank in like 2 weeks.
B-But grom told me she is back...
thought you were Wish being sneaky
She's most likely asleep
I haven't listened to this yet but I want it to be good so bad.
She posted for like 5 seconds earlier but she left
If she stops by while I'm not here, tell her I say hi!
How far are you from Scarbs?
this is by far the best one
Scarborough? I live in Kitchener, so like 1.5 hour drive maybe.
wish is awfullll
That's where the school I'm planning on going to is.
WISH GOT ME KICKED OUT OF COLLEGE!
I don't think I will remember that
nimf gimme your rems
Or did you mean you're going to school in Scarborough?
I'm going to school in Scarborough.
I can upload my folder I guess. It's 1.2k images, so might take a bit.
Oh nice. If you're ever in Kitchener/Waterloo area you should let me know :3
aha I found it
Fine, I'll get grom to.
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG
That's almost as much as mine and mine is just caps
Next month will be 5 years since I first started posting.
remember when Garee was a fag with nezi and then nezi completely shut him down? Good times.
long long time ago
gonna give the computing thing another try?
Fuck, soto was so good at making those
Maybe next fall.
it's like a ladder of pathetic
That picture makes me thirsty for some iced tea. I don't have any of that though.
Uploading rem for whoever wants it
I usually hate iced tea.
i'll take it
we can't be friends!
Iced tea is top tier drink.
Noo upload oit for me only
fuck these faggots
fuck you nigger
It's not that I think it's bad.
I just can't drink my tea cold.
but sharing is caring or something
I keep getting calle captchas I have gotten like 5 until now
Iced tea is nothing like regular tea that's cold tho.
rem is mine
I already have 1400+ caps
Maybe if it's cheap, I guess.
Most I get are actually teas that are prepared in a way to be drank cold, rather than cold tea-flavoured drinks.
make the nation proud
This will not be forgotten.
good for you I have 2
still gonna get that folder
oni Rem figure when?
anime is trashhhh
I gotta go now.
Nymph, I do want the Rems, but I'll be out until, like, 5ish at the latest, sometime tomorrow at the earliest.
almost as trash as you're waifu faget
It's also a mistake.
terrorist piece of shit
you know I'm just messin
if you still have me on skype/steam, message me there for it.
If you don't, my skype is youbewonderin
Steam is steamcommunity.com/id/pareidolia
Then I expect a full apology from you for the misbehavior.
I thought it was wish
now i don't want it
Contact request sent. Resend contact request.
my first post was "HI WISH" and you thought I was wish? My name should have gave away who I was.
The alcohols are already wearing off
this is bs
anime turned me in to a faggot.
This dude is going to die one of these days i swear
my first post was "HI WISH
that is something wish would do tbh
24pack of Stella
bottle of rum
This house sitting business is pretty good
Yeah I guess.
Now now, be responsible for your actions.
it might be too late for pastries
too late for everything
it is too late now
I did nothing wrong
I know right boosh! Sup grim?
Then it will not be forgotten.
early morning leegu
warm and comfy
just playing shitty vidya. Sounds like you have a good night ahead.
grom get Battlerite. It's league but not shit.
watching an allen iverson doc
Your comment here and
I just turned off leegu
akin too long to getingame
battlerite sounds like a grocery store for mobas
battlerite is league combat, but the games are a lot faster and all the boring stuff and waiting from league is removed.
but I want rem all to myself
also it's only 2v2 or 3v3, so that's a big plus
In the comfy zone
Best place to be at the weekend
Aye, ive been well stocked for heh
I just realized there are IDs now.
beebop rapes kids
anti bloodchan and sci measure
can confirm battlerite is pretty gud
subtle is pretty gud
scoot do you drunk today
Does anyone hear from Nymphy these days? How is he?
I'm good. How are you?
Happy scooder >.<
who is this goddess
what does this imply
Aw, hi! I'm doing well. I wonder about you sometimes, so it's good to know you're ok!
Here ya go: https://myanimelist.net/character/123699/Takagi
Nothing. Just seemed like a good picture to add a (you) to.
Howre you honey bunny badger?
It's just a manga?!
I'll be watching you
strong booze ftw
Gotta git that
my allergies are off the chain today
Mhm. Sorry, hon.
Stupid lergy!!! Does thr fall ease up for you?
it's kay she's still super cute
clocky I'm sorry
fall and winter here are ragweed season, so i get the snifflies.
idk about plans yet. i got about...3 more hours to run down the clock. you?
staying positive! i like.
i feel useful
i am a good tool!
I am always positive
For calling you a cock smuggling whore because it's true
Drink and be merry i guess, so mo let up? Boooo silly lergies
So be it.
Ah yes, of course. Just drop ProjectName.asl and handling.ini in your GTA V folder. It makes so much sense
mhm. it's been pretty slow today, though. we only had one boat come in, and he just wanted to talk. sloooow daaaay. but the weather is pretty!
The game will pickup ini and asl files.
how big is this folder
Yeah, that makes so much sense! I get it now! Wakaru!
Akebono? 227 images.
are you going to be mean today?
there's a half eaten burrito on the kitchen counter
do i eat it
it might be someone else's burrito
You sound like you've never modded a game before.
How pretty? Tell me more? Here you can tell fall is creeping.
Getting cold now.
maybe. If you would have hid my sabs beater then I might not even thought of it.
eat it and shame yourself
is that all they had?
please don't make yourself sick
the sky is cloudy, there's a cool wing, and the water is lapping the slips in the marina. i love it!
what? It's not like it's been sitting there for a few days sabs.
i may be gross but i'm not that gross.
Rin has never modded a game before
the idiot has spoken
Yay! Summer can just leave already:)
don't touch it
bbq pulled pork
i made the right decision
Pull my pork
i'll pork you pull
i bet the bacteria in your mystery burrito were just about to invent fire. did you nuke it?
i'm glad you finally found a toy that can satisfy your insatiable lust for bbc, but what does that have to do with me?
yeah! summer can fuck off!
heee, it's also cricket season here. *crunchy crunch*
Because I well, I haven't.
akebono (kantai collection) 2.6k
no i ate it cold
you have me worried now. am i going to die?
Leave it to me
What a fricken scrub.
Aw yiss! Approaching best season. Winter. Im hype.
i thought cricket was a spring thing
i'm afraid so, leeblob. :(
scarves and boots and christmas lights and pretty, cool nights!
your beatin stick.
hold my while i go and i can get on board with this whole dying thing.
Hoodies and coats and gloves! And boots
It's really not necessary, I only have these so I don't post imageless.
I-I made my own osu! skin!
I used a minimalistic hatsune miku theme. I bet you didn't make that one.
i'll wipe your forehead with a cool cloth and hold your hand as you slip into oblivion, my dear.
I LOVE MY COMFY SWEATER!
I LOVE MY COMFY SWEATER!
HOW CUTE ARE THESE BOOTS?
old /fa/ meme makes me feel old
naw, you got me confused with someone else
We need to do yhat travel thing we discussed.
I feel ive missed a trick or two
I think vinny has tourettes
obligatory froggy dance!
travelin' board to board
with nothin' but my truck
doin' the best that i can
Yeah, that was my first skin actually.
It must be so hard for him living every day like that.
Whiskey funk? Bitch gerrin the trunk!
I'll say goodbye soon
Though it's the end of the world
Don't blame yourself, now
And if it's true
I will surround you
and give life to a world
That's our own
Thank You for making my game look rad as heck.
Oh wait, I was under the assumption you made it, so I take it back.
Yeah np, you can pay me in Darwin Points
Or I could just not give you anything.
Leelu, I lied. You're goin' to be fine, donkeh!
I won't let you die, damn it!
The bottle's gittin' lower again my friend.
Hah, my buds left me rum... the brand is mount gay 😂😂😂
it's ok sabrina
just let me go
is it extra spicy?
Ive never tried it yet.
But that'd make you a THIEF
I find that complementary.
mount that gay, scoobar!
Gonna get on top!
when you need to get the dog food and Thor suddenly unleashed the biggest thunder/rainstorm in a century
wish me luck
Up until the police ARREST you, maybe.
That's the last stick i'll smoke in my life. I now conclude my experiment.
I slept too long yesterday and my alcohols are wearing off rn
I like her enough
You won't make it, don't go.
I gave one of my friends who had never drank anything some of rum last night and it was a huge mistake.
They got all edgy and made at their boyfriend.
Can't arrest what you can't catch, B*** *sick gang sign*
I don't speak arabic tho
how else am I gonna feed my dog
Feed him people food.
It says "Waheyat Allah"
Which means " I swear to god"
FUCKING I GOT DISTRACTED TALKING TO MY IMOUTO AND SOMEONE OUTBID ME ON SOULSILVER
FUCK IT ALL
and have him puke all over the room again?
I'll risk the wrath of the gods.
Go then, I wish you luck.
scoop, i'm thinking of having wine tonight. i don't usually drink it, but there's one kinda i like and it sounds good right 'bout now.
do it again! more hugs, please!
That's exactly what I meant to say.
also that's a gorgeous picture
They didn't have a reason.
brb making cupcakes
that's really weird
I've never had any hard liquor besides vodka
Do it. Wine is a beast. Go beast sabby
Vodka is for women and SD.
I'm not a woman!
But you're a bitch and thats pretty much the same thing.
What if you're a professional slav
*puts on Adidas uniform*
Come treat me like one
I will not.
Oh yeah, totally.
aha vinny is thebest
I still have one more video after this eee watching vinny actally takes a lot of tim
Should I sleep
I'm about to go get breakfast so yeah
Cabernet Sauvignon makes me sleeeeepy. I'm a stone tossed into the sea by the time the bottle's empty.
it's my parents' anniversary so my sister decided to make my mam cupcakes. we're just waiting for the oven to heat up.
Jesus. When i wine i go crazy. 5 bottles is my current best. Or was it six? Lol
sabs my grape vines are carbaret sauvignon according to wikipedia
if you help me pick them you can have a few hundred litres if you want
dwegong what did you mean I forgot I can not remember
What did I mean about what?
you said we cybered but I have no memory
i'mma need you to calm down, scoob!
what sort of wine is your favorite?
that's so sweet. you're a good big brother.
We were playing League and you were very drunk. Stuff happened.
Sauvignon aite, i do prefer rosé if im going ham though. Prosecco my #1.
Never calm down?!!!?!!!?!?
are you being true now
howdy, sweetheart! having a good saturday?
spoop, you fancy.
the sound of my 10-pound veiny wiener smacking your face.
if you're over around this time next year we can legitimately do that. but i'm not sure what state the vines are in. and i'd be late pruning them by the time i'm over. and i'd have to ask some family friends to deal with the whole winemaking itself and it'll take months to ferment and you can't bring a 500l tub of wine back with you i guess.
but other than that it's absolutely doable
I'm not mad
You know it. For a working class man i have particular taste.
Oh. What are Darwin points and how do I acquire them?
Well, I got a stable job again, and I've very bored and excitable; and need new music.
You know what this means, don't you.
Btw, that rehab place, turns out I don't have a legit problem; that I'm just a fucking idiot.
to commemorate the first day of christmas 2016
Shotgun shells, at a store.
Reminds me off Skullmonkeys Bonus Level OST
you thirsty, girl. but you ain't gonna get this meat monster.
hey loomoo, what kinda cupcakes are you makin'?
not really since I'm leaving for work any minute :^)
how are you?
Just osu shit :c
Too big for Holla Forums sadly
I slightlyy doubt it
the kind with icing and not much else
I miss that folder.
I wish I could still play that game, I wasn't that great and it hurt my wrist a lot
Why is it making weird pedophile noises
JUST YOUR IMAGINATION
Something like that
Why is that?
It was not a big deal, really.
Maybe now that you are back you can rebuild it.
You are great at other games like OW and CSGO though ^ ^
gifles emma fesses
Eh, I dunno about that.
I don't even want my tripcodes back.
That is what they all say at first.
So much moe
yeah I have insane rhythm and hand-eye coordination too, could beat TTFAF on expert in guitar hero 3
but something about osu just hurts my hand :(
i'm about to leave work.
i hope the time passes quick for you, nezi! good luck out there!
the best kind!
still having a nice time?
cookies are sometimes food!
osu seems like effort
sabs are too
Yeah, just popped another beer, might put a lpizza on soon. Good times
forgot my name
have a good shift, waifu
Prevents me from getting to attached to this place.
I used to say that your activity here increased when you were feeling down. I hope that is not the case now.
it just sounds like sorotf outside a thing I would do isall
Maybe that's true.
I guess maybe stress started it again initially.
my eyes hurt
I suppose that is true, but you do some odd things when you are drunk, like doxing Ian. It was not overtly sexual either.
Are you feeling better now?
Took me 2 hours to get that hangover-like feeling away.
Chug chig chug
drinked wore off
awww poor thing
I still cringe about that I was so dum
Less stressed maybe.
Or different stress, not sure which is worse.
getting high is so much better
I survived thor's rage
am no kinda drunk
scoots where are you
i often do too much and it becomes a bad experience
don't feel stressed.
*tire la courroie de votre soutien-gorge*
I can smoke as much weed as I want and never feel this awful
See? I am not lying.
More drinking when?
Whichever it is, you keep coming back, which means you are fucked.
you are a lucky dude i vomited last time
Neru cybers Darwin and not me
why even live?
it takes so much tim and make me so useless for like 2 days
I remember nothing from it at all
You're the last person I want to hear that from.
I've been cucked
Time to get drinken
When you have more free time, maybe.
I am sorry.
never free tim it is always a fight for tim
BUT I AM TALKING TO A FRIEND HOWS THAT WORK
Boom boom boom 💥
were you trying to do it first
I still donot entirely trust darwing is sincere
I'm honestly not sure.
when they don't read their PMs
Shut up, Canadian.
Such an enigma.
I went full Kyle there for a moment.
Does being full of their semen really make you behave like them?
To which group of people are you referring?