Spelunky 2

its a fucking scarf lmao

I also have to wait for the GoG version.

I'll wait for the free version.

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What kind of parent wants a kid to follow that footsteps?

Also, I'm hoping for LAN co-op.

Exclusive means less and less at time goes on.

Have an mp4.

Good. I guess the goal is going to the moon?

Why are we getting another one when the gamemaker one is still the only good one.

She's driving. Progressives are well on their way to offending Muslims on their own. They only need to realize what they just did.

wut

spelunky was never good user.

This is where you went wrong

HongKong Miami the fall of max payne looked decent.

t. scrub who got shitrolled in the jungle

why does every youtuber go with el taco padre?

I like going up more than going down, it feels more rewarding to progress, like climbing a mountain in real life.

Did the Hell run on the first game, cannot wait.

i hope for online multiplayer and lolis

i've had it for 2 days

Easy to see in later stages and higher resolution screens

A seriously difficult game like this shouldn't look so kiddish tbh.
Spelunky is a pretty good roguelite, the only good one I've played. No unlock faggotry, you can beat it completely from the get-go. I look forward to the second one.

I just finished the Hell run. Now I can move on.

But that's the best part of it, the first time I played it I thought "yet another not-Super Mario, let's see if it can keep up"
Then you discover this games real nature.

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I was always kin to the blue guy myself. I beat the game once, the for sale version. Kind of want to go back and play the gamemaker one again now and see how I fare.

aw yiss, let the good times roll

Are you the same faggot that thinks people can be too old to play Nintendo games?

I didn't watch the conference, but nu-spelunky was fucking horrible.
>costs money
And that's only in the demo. Fuck this game and fuck that game.
If you want to play spelunky, play the original one.

>he hasn't thrown the aubergine onto king yama's face

Why do you have to lie user?

It might not always generate on it's path(but there is a shop also!) and spider cave might not be pregenerated entirely, but most of the time it did on my side and spider cave is a fucking cancer regardless.

>blatant misuse of with regards from
why would you call yourself a scrub?
>>>/cuckchan/

The golden idol spawning doesn't guarantee a shop spawning nor does it guarantee it will spawn under it.

Spider caves a bitch but it's the only "real" difficult level.

I've never said that, also, the main issue isn't the shop but the underground shopkeeper stash.
Except idol is likely to spawn on higher to middle parts of stage, where shops tend to be placed in the middle and shopkeeper stashes at the bottom. Thus if they did spawn, they are likely to be crashed by the rock and trigger the "fuck you" sequence.
It's not difficult, it's a chore and a bomb waster. All you need to do is position yourself properly and throw the bomb or get a generation glitch and just whip the motherspider through the opening, which is tedious at it's best and cancer at it's worst.

There is literary no reason why those things should've been included in the game and I doubt there isn't even more unfun features added in the later stages.

It's random. All of it is random.

Difficulty. it sounds like you hate fun user

Why do you have to lie user?
No, it's not entirely random, like you can't ever be randomly placed near the exit.
It's not difficult to restart the 1st chapter because of the bad generation, it's tedious, spider cave filled to the brim with spider bosses when you know how to deal with them isn't hard, it's tedious. There shouldn't be cases where rng can range from ez pz walk in the park to "fuck your playthrough" kind of deal. If you enjoy dealing with the latter good for you, but original spelunky was challenging and fair.
Oh yeah, also forgot

the original free version is superior

k

at the time it didn't have coop

And also, let's not forget that entering the golden city requires entering the secret shop area that is filled to the brim with shopkeepers.
:^)

Lmao, just get good you fucking faggot.
Black market is piss easy once you stop being a total retard.

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Just stop.

You first.

Guaranteed 95% of the time, angry shopkeepers is the players fault.

>an addition of boulder being able to level through several floors and damaging randomly generated shop or/and shopkeeper's underground stash is totally players fault
Yes, you could argue that one can avoid that by meticulously exploring the cave up to the ground floor for the dangerous generation and ways to come back, but then we again come to the argument of this being tedious and unnecessary.

It has nothing to do with rogue. It's a platformer! Calling it mariolike or mariolite would make more sense but even then it would be a horrible name for a genre.

You have 2:30 to fully explore the level before the ghost comes, plenty of time to do so if you're not a scrub
You're literally arguing with someone with over 213 hours of playtime in this game - you are wrong.

Uhh, I didn't say that you can't do that, I'm saying it's tedious and unnecessary.
If that's your final argument, then I am right, since you have nothing left but to say "ur a wrong, I'm am right, I said so". Just stop.

It is. I've played enough of this "rouge lite" to have experienced a shit ton of the "randomly" generated maps to know that your arguments are shallow and full of shit.

Just say you didn't like the game and piss off to something that will hold your hand

Then why do you have problems articulating that? Why do you have to resort to such childish methods of arguing? Why do you have to be so emotionally invested?
Don't answer that, rhetorical questions.

user please.

You are not making sense at this point.

>>>/cuckchan/

Or you could just not pick up the idol. The entire point of the idol is that it's a huge risk for a big reward. If you don't want to risk the chance of it angering shop keepers, don't pick it up.

So, they've added more content to make less content accessible. Mhmm, I get it doesn't get it at all.

The entire point of the game is being Indiana Jones, exploring trapped ruins of an ancient civilization while trying to grab fiercely guarded treasures, emphasis on the "fiercely guarded". If grabbing the big treasures wasn't dangerous, the game would be doing it wrong.
You really mean "casual", don't you?

Then what does a comically huge army of comically angry shopkeepers has anything to do with it?
No, I wouldn't mind it being hard or harder by itself. For example, can you seriously tell me that the consequences of the trap compare to the idol traps from the other chapters?
If even success for idol retrieval = wrath of shopkeepers, then what's even the point of going for the idol if you could steal directly from shops, the idol cost would mean practically nothing to you.

It might set off the shopkeepers, and its a lower chance than you make it out to be. The point of a roguelite is that every run is different. Sometimes it's harder. Sometimes it's easier. You're not expected to have equal chances of beating it every time you play. And, if you want to be a hundred percent sure you don't anger the black market, you don't have to pick up any idols in the first area. They are not essential in any way to beating a run. They are purely a bonus if you want to take the risk for one. Again, any shopkeepers you anger are purely your fault. If you're an autist that needs to go for every idol, that just sucks to be you.

Just kill all of them and take their shit.

But
how could Indiana Jones just skip on taking the golden idol? Come on man, your a contradicting yourself :^).
As I've said, if you like that, that's your choice and we can agree to disagree.

What, do Valve give out exclusivity contracts now?

So if your going up instead of down, it could resemble Ice Climber style vertical levels or Kid Icarus wraparound vertical levels.
If they did something truly crazy they could set the entire game on the moon so the low gravity could aid in jumping upwards.

Just don't pick it up you fucking nigger. If you pick up the idol without making sure it won't hit a shop, then it is your fault.

Or I could just play the original spelunky that doesn't have this bullshit.

I bet you'll cowards don't even whip arrows