Something something something black people
Something something something black people
black and purple
that was my impression of sushi
that would be similiar
look how many legit kids!
historical cuckholding is not gross
any kind of whorish activity is disgusting and should be ridiculed
Wouldn't this include you and your perverseness?
I am pure and innocent
it's everyone else that takes advantage of me with their pervertedness
any kind of whorish activity is awesome and should be praised
Lies and slander.
You are borderline the most impure and corrupt.
That's a super cute image
the world cannot not handle that knowledge
the game has incest!
I only like certain kinds of incest
oneesan or okasan
tfw fap 20 times but boner still won't go away
Well then you'll just have to keep fapping.
*I slowly lick your pussy with my doggy tongue*
stop it faggot
*Your fluids slowly leak out. I eat them up with vigor*
It's pretty great.
I'm being raped
Don't worry, I'll keep you safe.
*I slide into (You) as you moan slightly. The size of the knot filling you up*
Cybering in threads is fucking weird.
that doesn't look like more
make him leave
*Rin watches from the corner as they paw themselves furiously.*
Turn the other cheek, dear.
paw themselves furiously
Wouldn't you need paws for that?
*Rin decides it is best not to question the narrative*
*Neko turns the other ass cheek to Squash so he can spank that one too*
I'm the one character in this story who damn well will.
At least give me hands, man.
*The more Rin questioned it the more their paws seemed just right and they were content to have them because A GOOD SLUT DOES NOT QUESTION THINGS*
BUT I'M NOT A GOOD SLUT YOU WHORE.
Squash is quite good at this
*Rin knew they weren't a good slut, but in time they would learn.*
and he claims he doesn't cyber
like smiles pls
Not if you don't give me goddamn hands I won't.
*"Soft paws", Rin murmured to themselves as they held their paws close. They flipped them paw in paw like a seedy 80's villain who has conceived yet another cockamamie scheme*
How the fuck does that even work, though?
*"Soft paws" they chatter endlessly*
Me irl in rp.
Very clearly holding a cup of milk.
Which paws, lacking the appropriate structure, can not do.
*Rin realizes their paws won't let them drink the glass of milk. They decide to topple the glass and lap it up like a proper cat*
what the fuck
But I am very clearly holding the cup.
And licking the milk mustache.
It's best not to ask, if you're afraid of what the answer might be.
*Rin laps up the milk. I hazy delusion of them holding it in what they think are hands is all that drives them.*
I dunno, I think the narrative is more delusional in this case.
*The narrative is infallible and Rin can go suck a dick*
I think we'd've been onto that arc of the story if the narrative would've just given me FUCKING HANDS already.
*Maybe the narrative doesn't think you deserve hands*
Maybe the narrative can go suck the balls it's trying to shove down everyone else's throats.
*Maybe it could if you weren't lobbing them already like a selfish Vienna whore.*
I miss smiles
Hard to do when the narrative won't give me fucking hands.
You just don't turn me on :|
"Hurr durr I doont hab handz hurr durr I'm Rin" *Mocked the narrative*
You're the one who refused to give me any!
What, do I suddenly have hands now?
*The narrative sees fit to give Rin nubs for hands now*
Kimi no Na Wa is soooo good.
You tell pretty much everyone to leave even though you've only been here for a short time and are hardly someone of authority.
I've been in these threads for at least 3 years now
no one here is anyone of authority either
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
KISS KISS KISS
Still better than paws, honestly.
Enjoy that 480p huh?
*They are paw nubs*
You came from pony threads.
Recently from what I know.
That doesn't even make sense.
Better than nothing I guess. Will still rewatch and get them wallpapers when delicious 1080p blu-ray rip comes.
if 2013 is recently then yeah
Also, Kit'n's been in Animu threads since before I left three years ago.
I wish fake manaka left rather than smiles
Who's fake Manaka?
*You don't make sense.*
You don't really carry much impact as a person I guess.
according to you
I want to call attention to how she's sticking her tongue out for this one.
Wasn't Manaka Indonesian, though?
*You get tentacles*
Too bad I don't have hands to properly service my tentacle master.
Apples and pears
I'll... apples your... ...pears...
... I got nothing.
*Rin beings instead to use the new testicles on them self*
hold the cheese
Trannies only specifically eat pizza
what did I survive
I'm sure Sci would like the cheese.
The NJ one?
Yeah I'm fine
consider me non-existent here
Squash we need everyone to voice their opinions on sci
Hiw about we hold s vote on Monday or something
My dildos arrived in the mail and the box has been vibrating.
I feel bad for our postman.
Damn, I'm hungry af
what to have for brunch?
no fucking way
The weight of my sins.
creepy spamming shitlord pedophile scum with no redeeming qualities and a completely worthless poster
I don't share your particular preference
Yes. Start collecting.
buying your own dildos
They're my tentacles, not tentacles raping me?
Kinda less hot.
Trannies only specifically eat pizza
I resent this.
Pasta dishes are so much better.
he would not be missed
Time to canvas.
I need serious brunch ideas though
Go to a local deli?
Ham and sausage omelette.
They sell nice sandwiches for around 4-5 bucks
but deli meat is bleh
get an apple or something
Have something veggie? What else is on offer
Well, I got eggs and pound cake at home
I could always go to a local diner and have an english breakfast or something but kinda pricy
OOH I KNOW
THERES THIS UZBEKI PLACE AROUND THE CORNER MAYBE I SHOULD TRY THAT
We got bananas ;D
Yes. Do it fam
that is the right shape
go for it
Something something something
Go on... im interested
OMG racist. I bet you are going to vote for drumpf.
I was mocking Tsuchi because that's 99% of his posts
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
you aren't even american
it's rude to demand such a thing from a cat
Well that was fun.
did you lick it up?
I didn't know you were a playable character in Phantom Breaker.
Who is this goddess?
Mikoto, Phantom Breaker: Battleground.
You probably won't get many pictures of her like that though, it's only that pallet colour.
Ordered some Uzbek plov, meat pies and shish kebabs
hope its gonna be good
it keeps comming back
Because you were home?
You are beating a dead horse.
:( bruk hart
He's just mad he has no irl friends
you me and squashie
lets leegu after I eat
Oh nice one, you really got me xD
*Grim's quip stings deep. The sexual tension is palpable.*
I moved my account back to OCE
Grim likes some cockwork
are you going to play
You can even be a cuck if you want to show everyone how bad you are at the game.
i wanna play it
Get it and we can play together.
I would love to ^^
how much is it?
Grim I apologise for my hostilities. You often annoy me over the things you say and do.
might get drinked again tonight
$50 code because I feel nice.
Whats that for
You have to figure it out.
I have not logged on in almost half a year.
I'm at least making you fuckers work for it.
I'm gonna do the same thing.
Looks like someone figured it out.
12 here ^^
and the cycle repeats
I round all prices up.
maybe we can do lewd drunken things together
Thank you squashie
all around me are familiar faces
It just stopped being fun.
I got vi yesterday
her kit fits my playstyle so well <3
I'll probably just be mean to you, honestly.
It's beautiful squashie
Life has stopped being fun
I thought you would have had all the champs by now.
that will just make me lewder
ew fuck that
I've started playing solo games more.
I NEVER play solo these days
ill end up tilting lmao
brb grabbin grub
2 weeks is when I get my new card
I'll be able to get it then
I mean like single player shit with no other people at all.
It wasn't fun to begin with.
Going to go stroke my penis for like, 30 min.
they're not for steam
film it for me
Oh well then lucky you.
why mean tho?
What does it mean when they say "He's a good guy but not the sharpest tool in the shed"
that the person is nice but a total dumdum
Means that the world is gonna roll you.
How sharp are you?
not too pointy
Fuck off shrek
Is there any kind of edge, though?
Hah i know what's coming next
No no no
Just curious for the sake of conversation.
They couldn't even make the order.
Walked through rain for nothing.
Well at least I got a 10 dollar coupon. Gonna get Mediterranean stuff now
Darwin I can't find my phone.
You were using it as a vibrator last night when I was texting you.
Iforgot what sort of edge was being talked about for a moment
Can you call it?
Ugh, fine. Do not answer.
2 hour prep time
A cutting edge or social commentary.
Oh. It fell in the crack between my bed and wall.
Also I set your ring tone to Mami's theme.
I am very okay with that.
You are listed under my Dad so I am afraid I'll call the wrong person someday.
I will be the one yelling at you for calling in the first place when I answer.
aw ascension ascension is dildos
Ascension is fucking amazing fuck you neru
Do I have to stick to text though?
There is little point in having your number if I can't call.
if you didn't check the space between your wall and bed beforehand then you weren't putting enough effort into it.
Eggsecutor memes. :^)
Golly let me just check everyone's ass while I'm at it.
I will call if you I happen to be inebriated.
don't you have to brush your vagina dentata or something?
I am going to be drinking a lot with Jack next week.
What is a dentata?
A set of teeth.
It means "toothed" in Latin.
But he just sticks donuts and other sugary pastries up there instead.
cums sugary glaze.
he is a generalization of all 24,001 genders.
Grim just posted like, 4 posts about Neru cumming glaze.
I put pastry in my mouth to be honest
ECHO WOULD NEVER BE WITH A DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack left me a Steam comment for some reason.
Are you not supposed to stick pastries into your ass and/or vagina?
My pronouns are Bark, Barks, and Barkself.
Please respect them.
Reminds me of the movie Teeth.
your dick is probably feminine too
Ah, the ol' pronoun debacle.
As much as I love the conversation about feminine French vaginas I think I'm going to go to work and sit for an hour before I clock in.
What a nerd.
im so fucking mad rn
my 14yo brother is playing some remix of nico nico ni SUPER LOUD AND ON LOOP
I HATE NICO
then sit for an hour
Sit in Clock for an hour.
You would, wouldn't you.
Anata no haato ni Nico Nico-nii
Egao todokeru Yazawa Nico Nico
Nico-nii te oboeteru Love Nico~
Where is my canadian neet anime buddy
how the heck do you sit in that
he means having his dick in your ass and leaving it in for an hour.
I'll be your canadian neet anime buddy
What he said, but I was talking about KYLE doing it. Sheesh.
LOOK AT THIS PIECE OF SHIT
I WANT TO HIT IT
I don't want squash to do that.
these trads are pretty trash
Everyone seems so upset :(
What else will he do for an hour?
At work? How improper.
even full reddit porno king is better than
I'd suggest he might be having sex in the changeroom that, but I don't think any of his coworkers are dogs.
he can be on his phone and talk to me until i fall asleep.
What does this mean?
Yeah, keep him distracted so he fucking stops texting me.
spam links that agree make me all happy inside
This is new.
Tfw know this feel
Why did it cap like that.
i will talk to you too much for you to notice him anyway
so people throw hairy balls at eachother unitl 10 balls hit and then the huge king ball comes and rolls over the ones who did not hit enough
Will you play porno king with me when it is back on the rotation?
But I want to go back to bed.
How was your evening?
Ian multiplied by Grim = 10 hairy balls
I still need to play this
Ian multiplied by Grim = 10 hairy balls
you will use your phone
I mightt make the trip
bed is good I might chocolate milk and cappu I ran out of pastries already
do you think he calls his testicles his Anupompoms?
impossible, 10 is not divisible by Ians 3.
I do not use my phone when I am in bed. That defeats the entire purpose of going to bed.
Is it like Nesquick chocolate milk or what?
don't even go to bed.
The best part is when they don't change the names and instead just trail off.
just woke up
Why not?? It is the best part of my day lately.
Woke up to take my pills, then back and forth from sleepy-land since then cause hangover.
what a passion
who's right? looks comfy
because chronic sleeping can lead to poor health.
it is a pretty obscure chocolate milk I bet you never have heard of it
That's Compile Heart.
ok then can't say I didn't try
have a nice day
I have the opposite problem of that if anything.
What the fuck?
This song has taken on an entire new meaning after watching that movie
it fits perfectly in meaning and lyrics
everyythings a memory
with strings that tie to you
in my dream
to a place thats out of you
it is a scandinavian thinggg
maybe they have it in finland too
what her rank on best girl chart?
The video makes it look sickening.
I have not ried nesquick in a while but last I tied it tasted pretty medicore
well you're fucking wrong neru
YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD HAVE YOU EVER TRIED OBOY
who the Heck adds the milk first
you're making me so ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Besides If, the best characters are all CPUs.
So, like... not really that high.
I'd probably put her middle of the pack.
That said, I always have her in my active party since she's the earliest, and one of, if not, the best healer you'll get.
The strawberry one is rather good.
And I'm not saying only because I remember one of the DS twins getting a heal.
oh well uh
Fuck yeah it is that pink bunny milk is la bomba
is there a banana one I love banana milk
There is, but I have never had it.
oh that's nice, ill keep that in mind
It becomes less relevant the more ahead of the level curve you stay, but it's worth remembering that she can, actually, heal people without using items.
belongs in the bin
food came early
Ive been waiting for you
I just bought it
I wasted all my anger on my brother
now its just mild irritation
that's handy, I suck at remembering to get items
Those were all I had anyway
Why mad at him
I really hate nico
i just want attention
maybe I should go to the asian shops and see if they have dank stuff to shove in your mouth there that they do not have in other stores Ihave not seen any other types of chocolate milk than chocolate milk in forever
are you jealous of her flawless skin?
her idol status?
the fact that shes a real live 2danime girl?
nico is perfect
she makes me nico nico smile every nico nico day
you can just ask
You should beat the weeaboo out of your brother.
you should beat off your brother
give me attention
we should discord
my tag is Grim #3192
the face looks like abstract art and the noise sounds like a car alarm
im not one too beat
It's your brotherly duty to beat your sibling whenever they're being annoying.
i get turned on when you call me disgusting
that never worked
I will text only tbh, and im going in dry. I havent played since 3U, so any new mechs ill have to learn.
Even when she is talking normally?
generic lulu video #12451
well as long as you can hear my voice it should be good enough
Ill stop that now
tokai isn't putting out
someone finish me off
finish you off as in kill you or make you orgasm
Interestingly that song's used in Re;Birth1 for Neptune.
god made me this way okay. at least i'm not doing it in public places anymore.
either or is ok with me right now.
so I can talk to you about changes while we hunt
it's ok we don't have to voice, I can summarize on here for you
Iam pretty good at this game challenjour soon
that does remind me though
I haven't got off today.
what do I do it to
im not meaaan
always a good choice
a recording of yourself getting off
then record it and post it
basically what bard said
Im not comfortable talking with most people online
Ive only ever talked to bern and colby
Loco fuck off
well im sure youve heard/seen me in tc, not like I'll start yelling at you or something
NOBODY FUCK OFF
You can't genuinely tell me you dont want to see a trap gettingg off to themselves .///.
agternoon there gogs got any plans?
the very best like noone ever was
this is a broad term
but my voice is isnt even feminine
and no ew
I dont want it, bard.
No one does
Also ban sci
I dont tc either though
Ive also met him irl
ummm i think you are confused
scoots i seem to remember you ordering me to dress as a maid and sit between two mirrors while tickling my tickletube
hi neru! how u feelin today?
That's neither here nor there
just giving you some freedom
my favorite is s wa fragile no s
but idk if you're intot that kind of stuff
boys in panties skirts and stockings
it got everywhere really
I wish it was possible to see inside a mirrorcube or mirrorsphere without having to make holes in it or put stuff in the way of the mirrors
His snoring can literally kill small animals.
whats that kinda stuffo
Just. Stop. Im not even gay.
whoa thats a good point! what if you stuck a camera inside the mirrorcube but the camera also was covered in mirrors?
Oh, so he is like Kyle.
that is how I feel now sadness about the trickiness of that I hope you are happy today
Only if they can smoke and binge drink
here are the changes since 3u
*Swimming got removed
pain in the ass mechanic, so awkward to hunt underwater
*Mounting got added
in 4, 4u, ledges were added to maps and you can run off of them or do an attack off of them while you're in the air, and if you hit a monster in the right spot, it'll make a big yellow slash effect on them
enough of those, and youll trigger a mounting minigame where you have to alternate between stabbing the monster with your hunting knife and holding on while it bucks - if you're successful, you'll topple the monster for a bit for free attacks
insect glaive - like dual swords, but you can send an insect to hit certain body parts for buffs, allows your to launch yourself
chargeblade - a mix between SnS and switchaxe, you can alternate between them, has some sick fucking combos if you use it right
in generations, styles were added like striker guild aerial and adept, there are hunter arts which buff your hunter or let you perform special attacks on press
adept is my favorite, basically if you dodge into any part of a damaging hitbox (including an ally's) youll do this sick flip through the air, tons of free iframes and you do damage through the dodge in certain weapons modes (ds archdemon/demon) or you can follow up with a nice damaging combo, 1 hunter art
striker lets you use up to 3 hunter arts at the cost of some combos/modes
guild is like 4u and 3u, default combos, 2 hunter arts
aerial replaces your front roll with a little hop, if you hit a monster or player with it, you launch yourself in the air, you can perform beautiful comobs and get free mounts through it
its a little cheesy tho
some monsters have this frenzy virus that can infect you with damage, when you get afflicted with frenzy, a bar starts filling up on your player, if it fills all the way, you take 2x more damage basically, and your natural healing is disabled, this lasts for a good while
you can overcome the frenzy while its incubating by dealing enough hits, this increases your affinity for a short while and gives you short immunity to frenzy
some monsters can create some pretty awful lacerations which cause bleed effect, this makes you bleed out if you roll or run, you can heal by crouching for a while or eating jerky/steak
huge balance in weapon forging, you now level up weapons, its weird but it balances everything too well imo
you can play as a palico
it's fucking radical
and a bunch of other shit
lmk if u have any q's
add me on steam or disc lets swap fcs and finish your tutorial mission
I really don't want to know any specifics of yours and his relationship.
I could have told you all that via voice so much easier
But then he would not have been paying attention.
i smell cuckery
my voice isn't THAT seductive
but then id have to tune u out instrad if scroll past and tuning out is very rude
I like women.
you're not nin
this has nothing to do with you
haha okay faggot
you probably like it when they play with your butt : :3
you bring it up
hmmm hang on
True, but I am doing multiple things at once
see There is natural healing now?
What the heck is a palico, those the cats?
I cant find the fucking images Valve took for us, otherwise id show you.
Keep looking. I miss him so much. ;_;
All I said was that you should go to your boyfriend.
natural healing is the red bar
when you get hit you lose some flat hp which cant be restored and the red bar
if you dont get hit, the red bar slowly is replaced with green, that is natural healing
palicoes are cats yes
actually it is about me as well
you said you could tell 'us all'
are you trying to be sly
because you just look like a dumbass rn
I...I'm so shy...
I've n-never done this b-before
Why is that named with the root symbol?
In MH4U I was the queen of getting mounts.
It didn't matter what it was, or where we were fighting, I could mount it.
My one friend actually commented how good I was at it once.
i wanted to look sly but i just skimmed through the past several posts quickly and failed
okay new angle ! my post was rhetorical so it has nothing to do with you and doesnt get me involved in the big whatever you typed because it ia impersonal
grim are you getting angry from posting again
pls talk to bc
he's getting angry from you
♪There you see him
Sitting there across the way
He don't got a lot to say
But there's something about him♫
Hm. Just misplaced whimsy, I guess.
are you getting angry from me, loco
I thought there was some incredibly tangential joke there or something.
dont be like that , pass the time with me!
Like a pre-'08 mortgage lender, you give me too much credit.
something about mounting people irl
Well I was going to hunt with nin
that sounds boring and at least a little homosexual to me...but go ahead if thats how you feel
i'll see you around
That was a joke you'd see some old person making on Facebook.
I guess I'm past my...subprime.
Do you say Hilliary on your Facebook comments, too?
Aw, I didn't know you followed me!
So. Sabs. What up?
It's exclusively for the Trump posts.
no, the couple in the webm :3
S a v a g e
well grim what if ah start talking likes ahm from alabama
ah can be sweetly re-tar-ded too
They may not be too bright, but it's sweet that they found each other.
I just had a yummy lunch and am mixing some audio. How about you?
I spam Benghazi stuff and always share Jesus pics so I'll find thousands of dollars in my savings account some day.
not dubiously sourced image macros about vaccines causing autism and magical healing rocks
Step it up. You're letting Texas' right down.
Just work. Its parmo night, so im feeling extra northern.
Also its jags/colts @ wembley on sunday
I don't think anyone told the cute anime character how chairs work lol
I imagine sabs with that adorable accent and I lose it
i still haven't heard her accent
i wonder if I'm entitled to that at this stage of our friendship
some people have seen her even
i didn't know she had corporality
Texan accents are never endearing.
well we know she isn't a ghost in the machine at least
chillin like a villain
how bout you
illin like a villain on penicillin
Was this always a thing? I dont remember this
I found it, but not sure if I should share it.
No Man's Sky to be investigated by Advertising Standards Agency over 'misleading' marketing
share things here with people here sounds legit
I will not tattle.
What the fuck is this?
The cap that is.
I think I'm getting a cold too, shit spreads fast
You're a week late
the cats replace shakalakas btw
Only a portion of you are remotely trustworthy.
sure went south for them, just from saying there would be multiplayer :^)
there was a lot more than that
Give it to me.
i miss my sweet sweet percocet
even one person here
flu like symptoms... some asshat came to work sick a few days ago
sure would help me feel better if sabs would vocaroo me something tho ;)
I wouldn't trust anyone here with something even partially important, this also includes myself just a general rule for the net itself not even just here
look I can only do so much to imply the joke, half of animus already has led me to forcing in that stupid emoticon to get the point across, best go ky myself now but on a serious note what else did they lie about? I was never really following the advertisement of the game before the drama kind of expected minecraft in space from the start
this dude did an incredible job of collecting information
My favorite thing about No Man's Sky is all of its defenders that straight up said "it's your fault for believing anything the devs answered in interviews".
gdgd fairies, it is a poorly animated but charming 3DCG comedy series with voice actresses having amusing sometimes improvised conversations in character about everyday things/observations about those things. There are a few other series that are like it like Tesagure Bukatsumono. They are probably the closest thing in anime to actual "Slice of Life" because really it is just a few voice actresses joking around together with animated characters added to their voices.
I don't really follow games. I don't think I have ever seen that actually happen before though to a game.
To be fair, devs telling sweet little lies is not new. Although this is one of the worse offenders.
wew lad, this nigga just went full retard over his own game but why did everyone stupidly preorder this anyway? almost setting yourself up to get bit in the ass even if it wasn't that big of a lie fest
are there people who play this game