...SFW safe friendly calm thread*hugs friends*

William Morgan
William Morgan

...SFW safe friendly calm thread

*hugs friends*

All urls found in this thread:
http://gamejolt.com/games/the-legend-of-penis-chan/84037
https://archive.org/imouto/index.html
https://archive.org/imouto/res/2876.html
http://www.xxxbonanza.com/index.php/2016/09/26/havana-ginger-gives-it-to-lucky-dude/
Alexander Watson
Alexander Watson

bump

:)

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

5cms is overrated

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

10 centimeters!

Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

if it's partly satire it gives off the impression of insecurity regarding whatever the topic is. the layer of sincerity is there however to be bare is too risky. imo.

guessing games are a waste of my time
i piss on christ

Hudson Campbell
Hudson Campbell

30

Noah Lee
Noah Lee

scarlet/mayaka
gem/alison
chijo/madeo
hailey/rapist that fucked ghostie
z/female to male tranny
mika/shota boy that i plowed a few times
and an actual girl that was an alcoholic(also plowed)

besides them a ton of trannies and shit visited.

fuck off satan

Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

Maybe

Leo Young
Leo Young

30 of what?

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

*hugs back*

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

i'm missing a few

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

this is my board

Sebastian Roberts
Sebastian Roberts

AMY/SWEDISH FISH

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

NOT ANYMORE IT ISN'T. i HAVE CONTROL.

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

seconds per centimeter

Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker

was mika the one with ache

Mason Thompson
Mason Thompson

I would ask you who seems better from it buuut I rather not put you on the spot when people are so quick to lose it, so change of subject any thing you're looking forward to?

Colton Moore
Colton Moore

acne even

Jordan Rogers
Jordan Rogers

cute catgirl ^ ^

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

yes. when he turned 18 I fucked him twice and he had some drama and never came around again.

He had a tight butthole

Josiah Thomas
Josiah Thomas

Not really sure, minus Re:Zero and Berserk S2

Nathaniel Campbell
Nathaniel Campbell

what is it used for?

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

he looked good in a skirt

Aaron Phillips
Aaron Phillips

people generally do

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

that babyface must be terrifying coming onto you when you're in a drunk stupor

Landon Wright
Landon Wright

itis pretty overrated in my opinion

Jacob Gonzalez
Jacob Gonzalez

still have to check out that re zero show, does it really seem so good? I've yet to hear a large amount of bad things about it barring /a/ whining about it being mentioned a ton

Daniel Miller
Daniel Miller

tell me why?

*hufs gently* please?~

Isaiah Rivera
Isaiah Rivera

re:zero is for when you just want your feelings to be tossed through the wash

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

I like shota boys, don't judge me

Landon Rivera
Landon Rivera

highly recommend

James Cooper
James Cooper

not judging you for that

Jordan Rivera
Jordan Rivera

I'm not a pedo! I just waited for the day a kid turned 18 to fuck him after pent up sexual frustration towards him!

Jaxson Richardson
Jaxson Richardson

itjust feeels that way is hard to say why specificlslyl

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

It 3was pretty natural as we slept in the same bed with another tranny.

I woke up with a boner and the rest just flowed.

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

Probably the best anime I've seen this year, although Boku Dake Ga Inai Machi is a heavy contender.
Thanks goes to Subtle for recommending.

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

is there anything you can tell me?
:)

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

psych sends me to the ER because I can barely walk
Uuuugh can I just go home already

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

sfw edition

Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

i think ive settled with hatred

Austin Smith
Austin Smith

insertion

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

who said scoots op was spam

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

Stay away from me pedo, I'm an adult

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

every scoots post is spam

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

oh have I got a surprise for you.....

Nicholas Murphy
Nicholas Murphy

im also not a pedo.

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

coming from you

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

o_o

Kevin Sanchez
Kevin Sanchez

what's the point of a show that doesn't even make you feel suspense let alone anything else

planning to

I'd be thanking cups for it but it seems a few say so, can't wait to get into it

Connor Rodriguez
Connor Rodriguez

I honestly fap to 3d asian porn more so then hentai

Levi Bailey
Levi Bailey

You can't go around lusting over children and claim you're not a pedo

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

I havent fapped to loli in over a month

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

what did you expect when you overdosed on them

Jayden Moore
Jayden Moore

its huge suspense
but its also everything else too

you will be very upset
multiple times through the series

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

how old are you

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

name one child i've "lusted" over.

23 24 soon

Adrian Lee
Adrian Lee

in the words of this image, this is fine lol

Noah Young
Noah Young

Ah, yes, Cups and their Beatrice folder.
It's an emotional rollercoaster, but a very great one.

Elijah Adams
Elijah Adams

nice

Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

This has been going on 2 days before the PERFECTLY SAFE amount of xanax I took

It's like you guys thrive on being retarded

Austin Kelly
Austin Kelly

tranny house is just filled with rational and lovable people

Benjamin Reed
Benjamin Reed

It's like you guys thrive on being retarded

COMING FROM YOU OF ALL PEOPLE

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

i need to chill

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

wouldn't want it any other way

really makes you think

Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

"I like shota boys, don't judge me"
- you, 13 minutes ago

Isaiah Martin
Isaiah Martin

it invokes emotions

but those are different

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

what tranny house?

I live in my own house.

There is no tranny house

he looked like a shota and was of age to consent.

it's like someone liking petite porn. Doesn't make me a criminal, and neither does jerking off to loli even though I rarely do. I honestly do like the art though.

Matthew Carter
Matthew Carter

Pretty much, but be prepared for all them feels.

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

I rarely jerk off in general. at most once a week or once every two weeks

Carson Harris
Carson Harris

it is more of an idea

like your god

or the nwo

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

Being attracted to kids isn't itself a crime
It just makes you a pedo

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

(it's not a girl)

Colton Evans
Colton Evans

;~;

rip

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

keep bashing my beliefs and remain a bigot while posting satanic images. I won't judge you though because I am accepting that people are different and I also don;t judge others.
big·ot
ˈbiɡət/
noun
a person who is intolerant toward those holding different opinions.

I'm not attracted to kids in any way. Stop making assumptions.

Josiah Allen
Josiah Allen

your words wound me

Noah James
Noah James

Ay, what you think of season 3?

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

im sure.

Cameron Gomez
Cameron Gomez

OK fine
Have fun with your attraction to petite young men
I literally just wanted to tease you for saying controversial things
Now I'm gonna cry

Jayden Gray
Jayden Gray

I prefer wom4en. Stop making assumptions

Camden Rogers
Camden Rogers

Well have fun with your sex life god damn you are no fun

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

it was great

what did you think
your pitiful christ wont save you from my cyberbullying

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

:)

I don't feel like ive lost in any way.

I feel above you I guess.

Elijah Long
Elijah Long

Gonna be stuck in the ER for hours while they run tests oh God damnit

William Cruz
William Cruz

implying catboys aren't as cute as cat girls

Kayden Ortiz
Kayden Ortiz

They are both kawaii

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

I wish episode 11 had more umph to it, but overall it sets up a lot of stuff to happen in season 4. Also wish it had more character development and more people from season 2 like St.Clair or best owl. Season 2 is still my favorite overall..

Nathan James
Nathan James

typical christian then

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

...i dunno
:|

Cameron Hill
Cameron Hill

mmhm ^^

HMMPH

Jordan Harris
Jordan Harris

nothing more to really do with st.clair

but yeah i suppose season 2 is better

William Ortiz
William Ortiz

memes what even are they

I will strap in on the magic feel bus

Lucas Mitchell
Lucas Mitchell

*hugs*

Jonathan Bennett
Jonathan Bennett

That doesn't mean I don't care, and I would be willing to help you return to the truth, but it would take your own learning/realization without forced anything to realize the path you are on is wrong.

Christopher Price
Christopher Price

Is nezi as cute as a catboy?

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

who she?
she looks pretty :)
post moar pls

Cameron Kelly
Cameron Kelly

I liked how everything went to shit in season 2 and episode 11 was just a killer.

Elijah Morgan
Elijah Morgan

nigga you don't know the queen of smugimon?

Dominic Long
Dominic Long

nezi is kawaii, yes.

Owen Young
Owen Young

let me share my feelings you faggot
are you for real
indeed

youre back suddenly

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

show me!
:O

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

True, I worked 60 hours a week this summer and just never really had time and classes started getting serious as well.

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

Is anything real?

Joshua Powell
Joshua Powell

And fucking some niggidy Wiggins next door is going bonkers

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

what are you gaaaaaay? who has feelings :^)

you know she was my second choice for posting right? like two months of posting her lol I think you even asked this same question the image should make it obvious

Benjamin Hernandez
Benjamin Hernandez

call girl?
i thought we were over your episode

Juan Torres
Juan Torres

HATER

no im fat and ugly

Alexander Martinez
Alexander Martinez

me

often in quick succession

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

If only, I was a server at a Japanese restaurant. 10hrs a day 6 days a week.

Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

Good morning.

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

when does the cycle hit lewd though?

Julian Robinson
Julian Robinson

im so sorry
is that an offer

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

mornin gogs

no yes

Kevin Moore
Kevin Moore

It wasn't too bad and I made good money, almost enough to pay for my apartment for the year.

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

mornin gogglu

Luke Davis
Luke Davis

Hey Spoilers

Hey best friend bardy.

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

get new ones of her~

Lincoln Jackson
Lincoln Jackson

Ian Sanchez
Ian Sanchez

naughty boy
well im not sorry for you then

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

Hi Ui I am getting ready to play rockband with my best friend when he gets here whats up with you?

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

watching that zero anime and shitposting

Ethan Sullivan
Ethan Sullivan

Hey Ui, how are you?

Benjamin Price
Benjamin Price

I love this.

Learned more about Sushi than I've ever wanted to and only one creepy old man hit on me the whole time I worked there.

Charles Turner
Charles Turner

ohayou tony-san ^^

</3

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

hows it hangin tonight?

fuck you I won't do what you tell me

very really lol

Jason Cruz
Jason Cruz

Tony?

Eli Parker
Eli Parker

that must have been an odd change of pace for you
tell me about it

Brody Smith
Brody Smith

The song name is in the filename, too bad the start is very slow on it.

Aiden Taylor
Aiden Taylor

Kinda weirdly. Hbu?

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

oh wow she's beutiful! *o*

saved to my collection! ♥

Evan King
Evan King

_<

;~;
do

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

gud, anime and chill.

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

meow~

Cooper Allen
Cooper Allen

What a weeeb

Joseph Cruz
Joseph Cruz

there is far too much to say truly

good enough! weird how though?

only a maybe

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

fleetwood make : say you love me
bae: I cant
fleetwood mac: Tell me Lies

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

try

Eli Thompson
Eli Thompson

for you

Julian Torres
Julian Torres

Just a mixture of diffrent feelings.

>>>>>:(

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

*snuggles close*

yey~

John Cox
John Cox

stratting to get really sleepy

Nicholas Howard
Nicholas Howard

You should stay up and keep posting.

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

I hate all of you so much.
Mind you, despite what you believe I don't hate you because you're cancerous cringey fucks, not at all.
I hate you because I envy you.

This setting, the setting of a thread let alone a whole board based on such a cancerous thing.
For you it's like normal, it isn't cancerous, it isn't unbearable, you even seem to enjoy yourself.
It's like watching creatures function in a mist of acid, while everyone else would surrender and suffer in it you all seem unaffected.
And I hate you.

I cannot enjoy this form of escapism, I cannot deal with this type of filth, this type of cancer, like a dog with a collar I'm shackled to have standards, shackled to be alone.
I hate you all with such a strength I am chocking on it.

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

italy

Ayden Moore
Ayden Moore

tfw nobody invites you over for anime and chill

hawk man!

-boops your nose as punishment-

Luke Wood
Luke Wood

nazi wanna fuck?

Carter Jenkins
Carter Jenkins

I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI

Colton Long
Colton Long

'scuzzi signore

Josiah Hernandez
Josiah Hernandez

*hufs*

Ayden Young
Ayden Young

from italy
doesn't think his home is unbearable

Hunter Murphy
Hunter Murphy

put an iv in me and leave me alone for an hour
God damnit

Aaron James
Aaron James

you'll find out sometime probably

oh wew hope it settles some

none of that

Lucas Cook
Lucas Cook

nooo it might be tricky

ooxoo
ooooo
oxoox
ooooo
ooxxo

x means yes

hufflefafs

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

im sure

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

lewd

Jaxon Bell
Jaxon Bell

Time for a true display of skill.

Benjamin Adams
Benjamin Adams

:(

♥ <3

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

anime and chill***

not at all!
boops are silly

not lewd

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

Julian Sanders
Julian Sanders

do you want to anime and chill and fuck your ass

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

calm down bwaka :3

so forward~

maybe

Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

you know it bae

David Adams
David Adams

napping is my skill my ultimate talent I even declined an invite to hopes peak

I hope your days and naps are comfy too

Hunter Harris
Hunter Harris

how may i reduce your hesitation

Evan Brown
Evan Brown

A true master of your craft.

William Lopez
William Lopez

dont fall subject to baphomet and the sinful ways of sebastian.

Jordan White
Jordan White

peeeeeeeeeedo

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

i wanna fuck clockwork too

with my big fat cock

Camden Jones
Camden Jones

Ha, you probably only have a slightly above average slightly more girthier than most cock.

Juan Ward
Juan Ward

;~;

*pets with lots of lufs and cute neru*

*hufs tight aand brushes your teeths* ♥

Luke Morales
Luke Morales

your perception is skewed for obvious reasons

dont challenge my dominance ill fucking ban you

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

Yes Sir...

Carson Edwards
Carson Edwards

Iwas actually brushing tooth right now

Asher Torres
Asher Torres

good pet

Justin Barnes
Justin Barnes

Aw, I have to tell you about the most recent bind I've gotten myself in.

Austin Martin
Austin Martin

lovely wording

im eager to hear it

Dylan Phillips
Dylan Phillips

don't listen to him, he's literally satan. He also wont ban you

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

best girl

William Lee
William Lee

jealous christian

im sure your god will love you regardless of how many young boys you rape

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

hanako's pretty close tho

Nathan Peterson
Nathan Peterson

I hear roofies are pretty effective

-petpetpet-

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

I finsihed tootbhrush I will bed nanas

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

kinky

but id rather you be awake so i can feel you squirm

Luke Price
Luke Price

I only have1young boy on my list.

Lucas Murphy
Lucas Murphy

nighty night

Jack Parker
Jack Parker

jesus forgives all sins, it's why he died on the cross for me. All I have to do is believe he did this for me and repent.

I also have never fucked anyone under age except my ex girlfriend which was consensual and both parties parents knew.

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

leave christianity alone...

Daniel Morgan
Daniel Morgan

who
he died in a vain attempt by the romans to end his shitty little cult.

your family will burn in hell with you

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

just like baphomet to lie about everything.

John Bell
John Bell

Well, you, my son.

Carter Peterson
Carter Peterson

Moogs stop. You're making ui crazy.

Leo Hall
Leo Hall

you'll lap up my spit like a dog when youre thirsting in the fires of hell
youre not my father

Ryan Stewart
Ryan Stewart

I won't be going there heathen

Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee

religion is serious not for roleplaying

Gabriel Bell
Gabriel Bell

By the time I get through with you, you'll think I am.

Julian Collins
Julian Collins

o-oh my .///.

Parker Johnson
Parker Johnson

your god doesnt love you

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

http://gamejolt.com/games/the-legend-of-penis-chan/84037

Jack Adams
Jack Adams

:3

love

Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

that was too close to home
im your god now

say it

John Collins
John Collins

._.

nana ♥

Justin Myers
Justin Myers

I'm sorry, moogs.

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

absolute lie.

Romans 8:37-39 No, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him who loved us. For I am sure that neither death nor life, nor angels nor rulers, nor things present nor things to come, nor powers, nor height nor depth, nor anything else in all creation, will be able to separate us from the love of God in Christ Jesus our Lord.

Jackson Campbell
Jackson Campbell

doesnt matter
you preach from a book of hatred and lies. your god sits in a puddle of his own piss knowing his own creations have surpassed him

Isaac Green
Isaac Green

:(

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

you think it is hatred because you are literally satan incarnate. Satan is the father of all lies.

john 8:14
"You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him Whenever he speaks a lie, he speaks from his own nature, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

:)

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

Doesn't make me feel better.

Brandon Rivera
Brandon Rivera

nigger

David Price
David Price

thats john 8:44

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

typo.

Just like satan to know the bible better then anyone else.

Jeremiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reyes

Stop watching me.

Julian Foster
Julian Foster

relax man

how was your day
and i will rejoice as the words are burned with the rest of you freaks

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

whaddaya mean..?

Austin Howard
Austin Howard

i drawed this

Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

cool!

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT POCKETPUSSY NEZI RUN OFF TO

Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

What I do with my man is my own personal business and you shouldn't be peeping.

Dylan Reed
Dylan Reed

great, just like any other day.

keep lying, but I see through it all.

Michael Bennett
Michael Bennett

oh yes you are such a discriminated bunch huh

Leo Green
Leo Green

yea sure i agree with that
so what are u saying?

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

Stop watching me.

Oliver Parker
Oliver Parker

how am i watching u

David Hill
David Hill

the path to enlightenment is small. The path to damnation is wide open. ofc it isn't easy to see

Adam Ward
Adam Ward

With your eyes

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

I am honestly disgusted that I like a band called Thank You Scientist

Elijah Edwards
Elijah Edwards

I am also disgusted by your musical tastes.

Ian Jones
Ian Jones

are u trying to rp right now

sup

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

I'm a roleplayer

David Adams
David Adams

again everyone is wrong but you

you are all so special for seeing what everyone else is too stupid to see

pompous

delusional

ridiculous

Xavier Cook
Xavier Cook

I bet you said that having never listened to a single song by aforementioned band

Ew

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

crap i dont know how to do that
give me lessons

rude

Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

I never said anyone else is wrong, but you sure do like to put words in peoples mouths satan.

I believe all religion has something to take from.

Jose White
Jose White

no that's just weird

give hugs

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

Because.. it's so disgusting.

Hudson James
Hudson James

you are changing the narrative

you wont be fun to play with at this rate
you'll have to be punished then

Austin Price
Austin Price

why would u want to make me feel bad colbert

Adam Roberts
Adam Roberts

Okay, bring in your harem.

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

I'm disgusted by everything you do

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

start dating already

Ryan Perez
Ryan Perez

I don't pretend to be god unlike yourself.

I Don't even feel worthy of his forgiveness.

I am not playing with you either.

Ethan Perry
Ethan Perry

be sama
2016
work at inbound call center as line supervisor
it be requested of me to field a client call directed to supervisor for resolution
client escalated, using profanity, was abusive to prior agent
feeling for the agent as they clearly did nothing wrong
answer call "hi my name is ____ with whom do i have the pleasure of speaking"
DONT YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY DIDNT THAT WORTHLESS AGENT RELAY MY INFO
"yes maam" as i amattempting to bring up you account as a formal....""
client then cuts me off
DO NOT CALL ME MAAM I AM DOCTOR __ __
"i apologize doctor __ as I do need to verif...."
client cuts me off again
STOP APOLOGIZING (EXPLATIVE DELETED) I DONT NEED YOU APOLOGY I NEED RESULTS
"okay doctor _ let me see what i can do for you, i see youve been experiencing some service issues, what seems to be the problem?"
MY PROBLEM IS YOU INCOMPETENT STAFF AND CLEARLY YOUR OWN INEPTITUDE AT RESOLVING MY PROBLEM
this time i skip the formality "ok (first name) lets get through this, bear in mind based on your tone i am forsed to notify you that at this time should you nt calm yourself I will release the call. now.... since we have honored you position in life considering im not in your office at the moment (use first name again)...you can now call me "Mr. (last name). Will you be collecting yourself or will I be releasing this call?"
she flies off into a tyraid of profanity unbecoming of a person of her stature and as shes losing it i speak up " remember regardless of your position in life my services will always be the same, it does not matter your title with me"
she clams up
"ok, shall we get started then?"
FUCK YOU
"at this time i am forced to release the call, thank you for calling and have wonderful day"
click'

Jacob Perez
Jacob Perez

i dont think i have one....

Anthony Scott
Anthony Scott

I'm already dating squash tho

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

date clockwork
u two were made for each other

Eli Evans
Eli Evans

Oh......I can't teach you anything then...

Adam Cox
Adam Cox

nope

maybe~ with a less lewd img pls ;~;

David Adams
David Adams

could you be my harem? i'll be in yours too so we're even

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

Are you sure?

Gabriel Walker
Gabriel Walker

but you fail to wrap your stupid little head around this

i am a better god than your failure pussy god could ever hope to be

you wont be accepted into heaven

you are destined to suck the bitter semen off of the demons you try to shame

Jackson Lee
Jackson Lee

So who out of you pussies is going to give me my B-day beating?

Ethan Morris
Ethan Morris

Yes, this thing you've never had any contact with in any way is just horrifying

Because you were home.

Wanna date?

Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

worship me

Aaron James
Aaron James

really wanted to play bioshock remastered tonight
stuck in the ER because my kidneys ate fucked for some reason
Fug Muh shiddup

Jeremiah Lee
Jeremiah Lee

*Smirk*

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

Oh I saw it on Skype. I can get the paddle.

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

Is this supposed to scare me?

i've been to hell and I won't be going back there.

Clearly you feel threatened by someone who speaks truth at you and you feel the need to compensate for it.

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

LoL guys watch me od on xanax or whatever
LoL y am I in the ER?

Retard.

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

:(

yeah im sure

happy b-day
*hugs*

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

but ODing on xanax is safe.

Liam Richardson
Liam Richardson

I didn't even think my Skype was still active.

Easton Ross
Easton Ross

LOL

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

;)

Adam Reyes
Adam Reyes

No, I need beat.

Pretty sure ODing on anything is bad.

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

:(

i wont hit you
:)

Jace Adams
Jace Adams

you can ingest over 1500mf of xanax without dying

Christian Torres
Christian Torres

mg

Matthew Thompson
Matthew Thompson

Look what you did.

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

some people have reported taking up to 2000 mg of Xanax and have experienced only minor toxicity. At more than 1000 times the normal daily dose, this medication is incredibly safe and very difficult to overdose on when taken alone.

Ryan Morris
Ryan Morris

how so~?

Carson Allen
Carson Allen

Do it.
Otherwise I'll be sad.

I'm sure the failing liver is not connected at all.
Then again considering how much they won't shut up about how much drugs they do I wouldn't be surprised if this was an in development thing.

Jace Perez
Jace Perez

last night takes 5 times the recommended dosage
tonight in the er for issues resulting from over dosage
these things are not related at all

Gavin Jackson
Gavin Jackson

ave satanas right now
i am afraid of nothing. i have the power to trample the remnants of christianity that is left in this world. filled with his essence it runs through my veins, my soul, my mind, and my entire being. i trample on the cross... i spit upon the book of lies... I desecrate the virgin whore and forever stand proud against the abrahamic ‘god’ i blaspheme his holy spirit and laugh at his suffering and inspire those in shackles to break free from his tyrant ways
it will leave marks

Liam Wood
Liam Wood

It's the unnactive account.

Jayden Cook
Jayden Cook

I used to take 6 MG Dailey, 5 ain't ahit

James Richardson
James Richardson

proceed.....

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

The what account?

William Collins
William Collins

Thw only way to OD on xanax is if it wasn't actually prescribed and it was a fake analogue like fentanl or deschloretiz or etizolam.

You can try to argue this to me, but i'm a drug expert.

Austin Diaz
Austin Diaz

Ah. I don't check either lately.

Josiah Davis
Josiah Davis

lol... wanna snort benzos with me as it will totally cross the blood-brain barrier before reaching the bloodstream... i know this because the internet told me it gives a better high

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

i didnt

*hugs warmly and freindly*

*hits you with the force of a feather*

poof!

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

Ui is the dealer, I'd trust him

Nolan Russell
Nolan Russell

*i slide the blade across my tongue

it's ready now

but where to start

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

Only if you strangle me when we do it so I can get off.

Andrew Diaz
Andrew Diaz

oh, im sorry Dr. Lolicon...

Josiah Baker
Josiah Baker

Beat me like I'm an Irish man's wife.

Kayden Diaz
Kayden Diaz

STOP IT LUKA

Jose Carter
Jose Carter

I work on erowid and dancesafe.

I don't deal drugs

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

fine, but im taking the last can of ravioli after...

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

-hugs tight-

hurry up jesus christ

Brody Rodriguez
Brody Rodriguez

how do u know that?

Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

pussy bitch

if only jesus could teach you to be a man
*cuts your tail off

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

...beautiful, couldnt ask for a better reaction

Easton Rogers
Easton Rogers

why are they in the hospital if they cant OD on xanax

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

lol idk
totaly randumb lol

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

but i'm a drug expert.
I was constantly under the influence, ergo I'm an expert. Like every weight lifter is an expert on kinesiology.

Sebastian Adams
Sebastian Adams

aww man, I bought that for like $20 on amazon :\
why'd you break my tail, ughh

because attention

Gavin James
Gavin James

isnt me
._.

yey <3

Kayden Richardson
Kayden Richardson

you have to learn now call me your god

Justin Brown
Justin Brown

I know why

its cause they nearly OD'd on LIFE

TOO MUCH SWAG

Henry Rivera
Henry Rivera

bitch didn't even add me on league
it was obvious karma was gonna send her to the hospital after

Jason Morgan
Jason Morgan

You just couldn't keep it in your pants could you!?!

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

Die

<3

Michael White
Michael White

you will never get gubbermint bucks to blow on ravioli and drugs to OD on
Time to become a tranny.

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

where'd your pants go

meow

Aaron Long
Aaron Long

"Offer a nonjudgmental first-point of contact to risky or challenging situations;
Offer drug checking services to prevent overdose and death; and
Work with promoters and local stakeholders to advocate for safety first approaches."

WE'LL HELP MAKE SURE RETARDS DONT DIE FROM SPIKED DRUGS AT EDM CONCERTS

Caleb Lee
Caleb Lee

correction... no bux for the pasta, it was stolen.
you will never be a transgender theifin pillhead

William Wood
William Wood

You already have an infinite supply of meth so

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

das cute

post more undyne

Matthew Myers
Matthew Myers

Why would you want to play with them?
They probably would just play Teemo and make shroom jokes and snort codine in the river bush.

Ethan Myers
Ethan Myers

I won't need them where i'm going.

Robert Powell
Robert Powell

where

Gavin King
Gavin King

Nyaa

Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

Time to hold up a food pantry from Chef Boyardee.

My lap pales in comparison to your crack mountain.

Brody Carter
Brody Carter

good news is tho... if the doc is smart. theyll take er off the pills because of the obvious abuse problem...

Nathan Ramirez
Nathan Ramirez

what if they were fun to play with instead

RIP

Easton Powell
Easton Powell

woof woof

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

she knows how to abuse the system
docs want to get paid so they will write prescrips

neverending cycle

Isaac King
Isaac King

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

IT'S
POSSIBLE

Gavin Walker
Gavin Walker

and if they DO take er off.. she'll get so desperate for a fix during withdrawal shes more likely to start turning tricks for smack...

i know, i know.. pronouns

Caleb Sanchez
Caleb Sanchez

^^

no, I said that's weird

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

Retardation is gender neutral.

Jason Ortiz
Jason Ortiz

no it fucking isnt

Connor Johnson
Connor Johnson

I don't know where you get this from

Stop

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

inb4 i receive fellatio from transgender because i can acquire 20 bucks street value worth blackmarket benzos

Jack Campbell
Jack Campbell

where at?

Brandon Taylor
Brandon Taylor

eyyy gurl i got what you neeeeed

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

cough

did you have your cake?

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

TFW you know people who cook meth and actually are friends with their kid and could probably get some for free if you asked

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

What

Hudson Brooks
Hudson Brooks

5 for you sugarpop... friend prices and shit

Anthony Hughes
Anthony Hughes

I am eating some now.

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

I don't know where you get yours from.

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

I still need to try shrooms/lsd

I'll do shrooms with guero if we're ever friends again

what kind?

I traditionally get this $40-$60 chocolate blackout cake
god it's so rich

Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

maaaan i got these cheeseburgers maaan
you gotta eat em
please maaan
ill suck your dick maaan

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

destination

David Diaz
David Diaz

lewd places

William Myers
William Myers

hey shrooms are fun... do em with a friend on a trampoline. shits so cash

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

My step mom got me a little tiny cake. She was very kind.

Kind of want a burger now.
And some dick.

Bentley Russell
Bentley Russell

costs me a dollar for 2mg scam artist

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

that girl on the right looks cute

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

I'll end up flying off and cracking my neck

pics? (if its still there)

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

It is gone.

Christopher Miller
Christopher Miller

I KNOW RIGHT!

hey whoa take it easy... i got supply, shipping prices, dock bribe fees. gotta handle inflation bro. its dog eat dog out there

or just lay on that thing and watch the stars...

Luke Cook
Luke Cook

What

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

Yo add me on Steam

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

rip kek

WELL
it depends on mood and trustworthiness
If I did em with you I'd be hella nervous, I'd probably go full Ian and run off

Aiden Kelly
Aiden Kelly

i do have that effect on the ladies

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

My lab pales in comparison to your crack mountain.
I don't know where you get this from

You already have an infinite supply of meth so
I don't know where you get yours from.

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

What you don't like poh?

Carter Gray
Carter Gray

what

Leo Thomas
Leo Thomas

WHAT THE FUCK??

https://archive.org/imouto/index.html

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

it's weird to me because I don't participate or care about religion

just make me call you daddy or something

cheer up love

Adam Foster
Adam Foster

shit if i know.. its not a thing. buttfox needed they own board thing for attenshunhoran

Cameron Gutierrez
Cameron Gutierrez

Sci gets banned from /lewd/
Hated here
Crawls to BF's board

I'm not surprised.

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

eh...Pohr is. ok
u_u

okay

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

fine do that

Jonathan Miller
Jonathan Miller

Old news.

Andrew Murphy
Andrew Murphy

Old news.

Pretty much just BadFox talking to Blood-chan and Kermit and a couple of faggots that must not realize that our board exists.

Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

Ui stay there

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

i was already posting there
i think most of lewd either likes me or has no opinion

Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

Your mouth

Why

I was talking about this notion that i do crack

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

lol
https://archive.org/imouto/res/2876.html

Chase Gray
Chase Gray

Old news.
Old news.

Was this intentional?

Gavin King
Gavin King

gonna jerk off wish me luck

William Watson
William Watson

Don't link me, pedophile.

Brandon Edwards
Brandon Edwards

Fuck off pedofox
Nobody gives a fuck about your shitty ass board
Stop advertising

Jackson Brown
Jackson Brown

Daww~ *hugs warmly and accepting*
cutie pohrwan

why

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

Nah, we're just on the same wavelength as usual.

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

Be safe.

Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

That's Grim, you moron.

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

I was saying the same about the notion that I've done anything harder than smoking pot in high school since a friend's older brother was a dealer.
I'm white ergo I must do meth.
You're black ergo you must do crack.

Fuck if I know the logic.

William Reyes
William Reyes

Shes pretty great

Juan Nguyen
Juan Nguyen

black cat is neko?

here I thought it was boo in disguise

Benjamin Gomez
Benjamin Gomez

mhm~

Ayden Richardson
Ayden Richardson

WE memed Boo the fuck out of here.

Connor Gray
Connor Gray

This is getting way too gay.
I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

Because why not?

Caleb Murphy
Caleb Murphy

black cat is ill omen

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

Colbs and Neko are gonna commit so black on white hate crimes on Steam.

Henry Moore
Henry Moore

this does nothing to me

Jacob Price
Jacob Price

so chen?

Blake Brooks
Blake Brooks

monst3rkitt3n

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

You are the reason there's interurban violence in Chicago.

Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

:\

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

Clearly, a man that's ever only once been to Chicago and has virtually no connections to that city ruined it

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

LUKE YOU FUCK

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

what if colbear ends up being the guy I talk to when I make an insurance claim

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

I wonder if he'll have my back

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

do u ever talk to bc ?

William Wilson
William Wilson

YOU RUINED CHRISTMAS.

Isaac Baker
Isaac Baker

you feeling better now?

yes daddy

Parker Watson
Parker Watson

good girl

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

Yeah!

people are playing video games with me!

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

I found an image of scoots for you

Nolan Miller
Nolan Miller

you should

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

going to bed kids, nite nite

Dylan Watson
Dylan Watson

oh

how random

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

no

goodnight

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

im not a kid

but goodnight

please do it

and goodnight

Oliver Gutierrez
Oliver Gutierrez

I can't tell you that

Hi baby

Black people are more prone to smoking weed than crack though

I'm not going to cyber you faggot

Christopher Torres
Christopher Torres

good.
stay happy :)

so whatcha wanna do now

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

cum inside you

Carson Price
Carson Price

Insulted

Colton Edwards
Colton Edwards

Fuck you.
It's still the 80s and black people are fighting over crack rocks.

David Wright
David Wright

I thought Boo was a cutie.

#BooGess

Xavier Gutierrez
Xavier Gutierrez

Post your ass.

David Hughes
David Hughes

who are u

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

why not?

:)

Jaxson Gray
Jaxson Gray

Don't respond to that guy, Zeg.

Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

so is he one of your furry friends?

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

Don't link me, pedophile.

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

bump*

Luke Gomez
Luke Gomez

Is he Fool jr. ?

Ethan Collins
Ethan Collins

i love black women

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

Wasn't Zeghess the kind of mildly annoying guy that just spammed/dumped wallpapers for years?

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

I found one in my store the other day

Why?

It's lewd

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

He's the board pedo autist.

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

Zeghess is pure

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

o-oh gosh

Hudson Williams
Hudson Williams

a round of slow claps

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

NEW

NEW

Ryan Mitchell
Ryan Mitchell

im actually not a pedophile

Luis Jenkins
Luis Jenkins

With a side of .gif

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

http://www.xxxbonanza.com/index.php/2016/09/26/havana-ginger-gives-it-to-lucky-dude/

Is it SFW doh?

Carter Morris
Carter Morris

:(

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