♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥YOU ARE TOO DANGEROUS TO FLY, YOU ARE TOO...

Gavin Moore
Gavin Moore

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

YOU ARE TOO DANGEROUS TO FLY, YOU ARE TOO DANGEROUS TO OWN A MEME Edition

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http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=844085&showfiles=1
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=844102&showfiles=1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1YxNYiyALg
Michael Miller
Michael Miller

bump

Oliver Gray
Oliver Gray

Bonus points if you know what that's from.

Chase Johnson
Chase Johnson

Bonus points for FAGGOTRY

Jacob Gonzalez
Jacob Gonzalez

eeesss dat towhoe?

Chase Brooks
Chase Brooks

The full version of this is great

really worth a listen

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

Nope.

Origin: Spirits of the Past

Nolan Bell
Nolan Bell

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not already having it on your harddrive in FLAC format

Michael Gomez
Michael Gomez

THIS ISNT MY FINAL FORM

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

IT'S TOO BAD FLAC ISN'T MAINSTREAM

Kevin Hill
Kevin Hill

My music folder likes to beg otherwise. :^)

Jace Rodriguez
Jace Rodriguez

Actually, that's a lie. It's only half FLAC.

Carson Harris
Carson Harris

USING FLAC

Dylan Murphy
Dylan Murphy

Not available

Luis Gray
Luis Gray

I cbf to scour the internet for CD rips of obscure toho music so I just rip the 256k 44.1khz mp3 from the youtube audio stream, it's pretty pristine

James Richardson
James Richardson

Flac or obscenely high bit rate MP3 anyway.

I think a couple albums are even in WAV.

I also have at least 3 album virtual disks while still having the individual files, because I just can't be hipster enough.

It's just Chouwa Oto With Reflections.

http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=844085&showfiles=1
0 seconds on google.

Blake Price
Blake Price

0 more seconds on google if you wanna use a .cue.

http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=844102&showfiles=1

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

The neets should be awake by now, where they at

Its hard to do that with 150+ Toho tracks
unless you wanna prove me wrong, I'd be glad to send you some track titles to see if it's possible with your magic flac finding fingers

Cooper Hill
Cooper Hill

FFS GRIM

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

good morning

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

Obscenely high bitrate mp3 also suffices.

I still need to update this folder.

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

I don't have a single FLAC.

Logan Nguyen
Logan Nguyen

I don't like my audio sounding like shit when I've spent more than I'll say on my audio setup.

Blake Sullivan
Blake Sullivan

drop hundreds of dolla on hi fi system
use it for tohou

Jacob Reyes
Jacob Reyes

Pretty.

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

But that's wrong tho?

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

drop hundreds of dolla on hi fi system
use it for symphonic rock

Josiah King
Josiah King

I think the next biggest folder is Dark Wave and derivatives.

Because apparently I'm a goth, guys.

David Martin
David Martin

Be loco
resent that other people HAVE money

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

Fuck off Rin
You are not EMO enough

Aiden Rodriguez
Aiden Rodriguez

i have like a grand in the bank just sitting there

i haven't decided what it's for yet

maybe i'll buy another jetski

Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

Dedicated Soundcard with headphone amp and custom op-amps: $200

2.1 Klipsch Promedia system: $210

V-Moda M100 Headphones with boompro microphone and extra cushioned memory froam earpads: $350

Grand total: $720

Hearing Ranko's beautiful voice loud enough to rattle your windows: Priceless

Joshua Turner
Joshua Turner

invest it dude

Isaac Miller
Isaac Miller

Easy there Khaledius

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

320kbps is not bad at all, sure not the best, but it's not shit and it's much lighter.
If you have the hardware it's reasonable, otherwise FLAC is still a meme from the future with terrible device compatibility.

Kayden Scott
Kayden Scott

On point fam .

Xavier Nelson
Xavier Nelson

spend my money on more money?

intriguing

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

Thinking of using my ISA money to buy a macbook, new yeti mic, some midis and begin my music career proper.

Ryder Ortiz
Ryder Ortiz

Fucking die, emo and goth are separate subcultures.

>terrible device compatibility
???

Not on any modern devices I've ever had the misfortune of using.

Colton Gonzalez
Colton Gonzalez

oh i found some bonds the other day for like 250gbp

i'm mint

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

I straddle both. So git gud you fucking normie.

Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

Why would you want to?

Jacob Davis
Jacob Davis

spend money on more money, money will grow over time, win at life

it's a trap.
Wait for black friday and get an ultrabook, I saved about a thousand recently on a fully juiced up one, total cost ~$820 with tax

antiglare screen, i7 3.2Ghz, 8gb ram, 256gb ssd
comes with fingerprint sensor

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

My life is suffering.

Jonathan Garcia
Jonathan Garcia

not using a 2 decade old yamaha amp

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

antiglare screen, i7 3.2Ghz, 8gb ram, 256gb ssd
comes with fingerprint sensor

you can get a thinkpad with that for maybe like 300 off ebay

Bentley Ward
Bentley Ward

Maybe I should remind myself that my android 2.1 is outdated by now now.
But even in a modern phone, if I have a 32 gigs SD card I will struggle to fit in my favourite albums there, FLAC would only make it harder without the quality being worth it.

Kevin Perry
Kevin Perry

Oh nice. I better note that down actually to look out for. I mean, for really I could do with a new laptop as I was trying to service my current lappy last night and fucking hell shit is slow, hence why I stopped the story. Which is to be continued.
But I could do with a second machine.
Plus I am gonna need to pester erin sometime soon about programs etc etc

Josiah Johnson
Josiah Johnson

fuck i have antiglare screen 2.5ghz i5 with 8gb ram and 256gb SSD and it cost me like 250 euros altogether

you got scammed

Liam Young
Liam Young

i7 3.2 GHz
this is how normies look at computers

Gabriel Foster
Gabriel Foster

Actually i have 10 rams

so i'm better than you

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

I actually have an unironic appreciation for goth fashion.

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

12

12 gigs of rams

no kidding

Asher Thomas
Asher Thomas

Grim, we've upset the poorfags.

Samuel Clark
Samuel Clark

Wow, aren't you something special. You fucking worm.

Gavin James
Gavin James

I'm jealous of you first world folks

Ayden Foster
Ayden Foster

*bathes in money*

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

Of what specifically?

Jack Garcia
Jack Garcia

I guess that's a major difference.
I take specific songs when I'm putting music on my phone, instead of just cramming entire albums on it.

Like, I barely have 100 songs, and I don't think I'd want any other ones on it.

Cool your jets.
Do you want some cheese with your whine?

Easton Collins
Easton Collins

???

Erin is homeless now.

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

I think loco is trolling

it's an ultrabook mane

Luke Kelly
Luke Kelly

new
youre kinda doing it wrong fam

Erin is homeless now.
wut? since when?

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

Wait.
Is she legit homeless?

Is this a meme?

Jace Lewis
Jace Lewis

new
youre kinda doing it wrong fam

Why would you want anything else, tbh.

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

Want some fucking norm with your E

they got an apartment yesterday

Robert Long
Robert Long

you could not be a dumbass and know that buying business grade new unless you need that customer support for your business is retarded

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

The ability to afford items because of their cheap prices relative to the buying power of your currency. E.g. You could buy certain items since they are considered to be affordable relative to your wages/living conditions

Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

what are you having trouble with

Evan White
Evan White

e series
dont do that, ever

Joseph Walker
Joseph Walker

Sure.

I wouldn't know.
I don't get customer service anyway.

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

I am just busting yo chops fam

Nicholas Lee
Nicholas Lee

I don't buy laptops used ever
just a personal thing

there arent any used ones for sale anyway

phew, good thing too

being homeless in the winter must be hell

what I wanted was a good capacity SSD, 8gigs of ram, and something ultralight

and new with warranty ofc

so I found the one I bought

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

new with warranty

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

I know.

Kayden Rivera
Kayden Rivera

honey shall we buy this aged oak 2m table to eat our dinners on?

no, it's used. get the ikea chipboard.

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

much better, though the s models tend to come with low power chips in them

suit yourself, but if all you need is a workhorse to do paperwork and web browsing on a used thinkpad is kind of the best bang for buck you can get 9 times out of 10.

just ask in the /g/ sqt next time, or in the /tech/ buying advice thread, lest you waste your money

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

Really wish loco would go back to spain so he doesnt have internet and I dont have to look at his bullshit.

Especially in scotland

Easton Butler
Easton Butler

I don't understand what's wrong with wanting a warranty?
if something goes wrong you want to be covered, no?

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

warranty isnt worth shit if the laptop isnt shit, good electronics last decades with proper care

Carter Rogers
Carter Rogers

I WANT DISSSS

3.3GHz Processor
2TB Storage

3.3GHz quad-core Intel Core i5 processor
Turbo Boost up to 3.9GHz
8GB (two 4GB) memory, configurable up to 32GB
2TB Fusion Drive1
AMD Radeon R9 M395 with 2GB video memory
Retina 5K 5120x2880 P3 display

ONLY £1,900

Kayden Myers
Kayden Myers

used model with warranty

things that are good are made to last. furniture, instruments, lenovo laptops. buying new is basically a scam.

Josiah Edwards
Josiah Edwards

i spilled a glass of water on my thinkpad the other day

it's right as rain

Kevin Lopez
Kevin Lopez

Wanna trade?

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

30day warranty vs 2Y warranty

yeah they have drainage ports on the KB, that's insane though

you never know when you have a shitty capacitor or two in your mobo that's just waiting to fail
better safe than sorry, also those scuffmarks on the used one
holy shit

Carson Gonzalez
Carson Gonzalez

The only real complaints I have is when people are like "I bought you a [keyboard/mouse]! :D"

Those are too personal, and only one person I know knows what I like from my keyboard and mouse.

In case you're retarded.
I build my computers.

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

this is why we have amazon wishlists

Aaron Myers
Aaron Myers

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>amazon wishlists

Lol.

Josiah Hernandez
Josiah Hernandez

that sounds like a decent rig, how bigs the water cooler for it?

well then, what you do is you buy a device that isnt made with shitty chinese or taiwanese caps

and yet youre still making dumb decisions. theres no shortage of idiots on /g/ and /v/ who think their decision to get an i7 over the exact same chip with i5 branding is a smart one, being able to do simple computer tasks doesnt mean you know good value from bad value.

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

Nah. Though there was a time when I was looking at becoming an overseas filipino worker, preferably in US, Canada, Straya, or Japan.

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

can't win

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

Wow, I really need to clean my case.

???

Jayden Smith
Jayden Smith

THE STICKERS ARE LIKE RACING STRIPES.
THEY MAKE IT GO FASTER.

Anthony Ross
Anthony Ross

I regret buying an asrock mobo when I did my first build

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

why do you want to switch tho?

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

im dead

isopropyl

Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

This computer's a few years old.

I got the ASRock mobo at the suggestion of someone who actually cares enough to follow the tech development scene.

Yeah, I know.

Landon Bailey
Landon Bailey

is there any particular reason you got a gaming laptop when you have a sensible desktop?

Joshua Clark
Joshua Clark

What?

Jason Peterson
Jason Peterson

its a mac

Henry Carter
Henry Carter

butt

Alexander Taylor
Alexander Taylor

Playing a healer wasnt so bad. Maybe I should elarn to be healer more.

Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

Slut.

Gabriel Bennett
Gabriel Bennett

Sometimes I like to pretend I will ever find love. The rest of the time I search LiveJournal for shit like this to post.

Aaron Nelson
Aaron Nelson

sometimes i like to pretend i can get a boner without having something inside of me

Nolan Cook
Nolan Cook

didn't get selected for the jury panel

ayyyyy

EZ

also the defending attorney was sexy, intelligent, and had a great personality. I was captivated :x

Lucas Barnes
Lucas Barnes

people are manipulative

Connor James
Connor James

A real puff

BOOOOOIIIII

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

whats his name?

Josiah Jackson
Josiah Jackson

Wow, that's Hella gay.

Christopher Phillips
Christopher Phillips

not really. i just have girls finger my mouth.

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

Dis-gus-ting.

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

sean gibbons I think

couldn't find his profile anywhere online though

he had a beard, nice suit on, and nice combed hair

Ryder James
Ryder James

ace attorney

James Lee
James Lee

low end asrocks are poop

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

You ever have one of those really light headed stretches where you practically have to bend 180 degrees to feel it?

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

Did anyone here frequent the Threads About Nothing?

Liam Martin
Liam Martin

Probably.

Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

yeah

Sebastian Collins
Sebastian Collins

they were awful

Gavin Martin
Gavin Martin

he isn't online
MY LIFE IS RUINED

Cameron Bailey
Cameron Bailey

fuck me in the ass

Carson Hall
Carson Hall

What did you post as? Can you remember the avatars of anyone else?

Adrian Thompson
Adrian Thompson

in 2012/2013 I was probably posting pinkie pie

you posted rocket raccoon right and your brother posted pokemon or something

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

Oh, right. What about the remembering part though.

I can remember that by myself!

Thomas Clark
Thomas Clark

another furry

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

it was hal saying 'k' like every other minute and whoever felt like mixing in from the /animus/gfurs/ponies or something

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

Yes yes thank you.

Jack Bailey
Jack Bailey

Holy shit. I need to stop over sleeping.

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

getting instantly attached to anyone who shows any kind of interest
Jesus fucking Christ I'm pathetic.

Christopher Anderson
Christopher Anderson

Amy. there there

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

squash ur lazy

Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

I'm not lazy. Work just makes me super tired.

Owen Rogers
Owen Rogers

saem fam

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

So what have I missed while I was asleep?

Colton Wright
Colton Wright

its okay

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

From now on I use capital letters and correct punctuation.

Ethan Reed
Ethan Reed

This is the sort of shit I expect from turbo-aspies. I wanted to be better than this.

Benjamin Lee
Benjamin Lee

You missed me have a break down and causing drama

Cooper Murphy
Cooper Murphy

It's not. It's sad.

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

What did you do?
I was only gone a few hours.

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

eh its okay. happens to the best of us. imma have to shank a hoe for being a manip slut soon

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

I told noone to leave and they proceeded to do nothing man

James Peterson
James Peterson

life is sad

John Adams
John Adams

The absolute horrors.

I don't know man. We have pizza in this world.
Can't be THAT sad.

Justin Phillips
Justin Phillips

the biggest horror ever

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

Should just be shanking hoes anyway to be honest.

Yes, I suppose it is.

Logan Campbell
Logan Campbell

HI AMY!!!

HI MOOGY!!!

HI SCOOTADOOTS!!!

HI SQUASHEMS!!!

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

So what now?

Bentley Myers
Bentley Myers

I'm last on the list

Isaiah Mitchell
Isaiah Mitchell

nah theyre being a doucher. not worth the effort really

ojaio

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

im not in a pizza mood
youll be okay tho

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

SQUASH

Y

Aaron Rodriguez
Aaron Rodriguez

Elma. How's tricks~?

Hi, butternut.

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

I am. Like holy shit.

?

Hello, Amy.

Michael Brooks
Michael Brooks

disgusting

Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones

Get good, get rekt :p

Scoots, I finally watched Zootopia and it was great. I cried a couple times lol

They're.. treaty? I'm not a prostitute x_x

Xavier Gutierrez
Xavier Gutierrez

I wonfer where the line between pushing it and brushing against it saying "ooh, look how risque I'm being" is.

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

I am a godless being.

I am the best.

Jeremiah Foster
Jeremiah Foster

how's tricks?
phrase of trick
1.
informal
used as a friendly greeting.

Levi Smith
Levi Smith

god is gay

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

How're things?

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

Oh.

That's not a word here :( Gomen.

It's going, what's up with you?

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

43 Facebook notifications wishing me happy birth day
Holy shit. I don't want to click all this.

You're pretty gay.

Not bad. Just working every day as always.

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

Awwe, happy birthday. How old are you now?

Evan Hughes
Evan Hughes

Having a little fun with a stranger on a shitty free dating site.

Sounds like the least fun thing ever in the history of boredom.

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

squash, i...

yeah man its super endearing, i love bunny wabbit woo might watch later
what up?

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

how

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

22. All the birthdays that matter are done with.

I enjoy it somewhat.

*blush*

I can go get last nights logs.

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

hm

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

Oh, neato. Which site~?

Not much, man. I just got up a little while ago^^

25 you get to rent vehicles.

Brandon Kelly
Brandon Kelly

I own a car though.

I kind of want to save up for a trailer. Like an RV.

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

couldve been faked

Jonathan Mitchell
Jonathan Mitchell

whats the pan squash fam?

bakafest?

Daniel Flores
Daniel Flores

That could be cool. Never stayed in one of those, is it nice?

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

Happy birthday Squash.
I prepared myself a bowl of strawberries to celebrate.

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

The what?

The ones I've been in were.

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

I am not Squash

Leo Wilson
Leo Wilson

Givers happy bday wishes for me to Elma

Killing myself.

Nathaniel Ward
Nathaniel Ward

Nice linking there.

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

brb store I got morning-after munchies x_x

Dylan Ramirez
Dylan Ramirez

why hello there, cutie~

Samuel Miller
Samuel Miller

nasty

Nicholas Bennett
Nicholas Bennett

Sorry.

Jacob White
Jacob White

You are nasty.

Now you have to wait a whole year to do it right.

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

That is okay. Kyle does not deserve the happy birthdays.

Josiah Johnson
Josiah Johnson

Oh. But why?

Plenty of Fish. I can't stop making fish based puns.

Ayden Watson
Ayden Watson

Pfft, the thread doesn't count silly. If it did I'd be in love with like 30 people.

Luis Kelly
Luis Kelly

Well if you don't want it then I take it back. I'll just keep eating my strawberries.

Yeah.

David Powell
David Powell

I heavily dislike you all

Isaiah Rodriguez
Isaiah Rodriguez

Work is one of teh few places I can be social.

There there.

No, wait.

Ok, Boo.

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

Happy Birthday Squash. I would have got you a present but I didn't.

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

What?

Wyatt Taylor
Wyatt Taylor

I know the feeling, to an extent.

Luis Parker
Luis Parker

oh...

Alexander Baker
Alexander Baker

Do you need cuddled?

I just wanted you to wait.

I'll give you my extent.

Dylan Cooper
Dylan Cooper

:P

Landon Hernandez
Landon Hernandez

wot

Ethan Fisher
Ethan Fisher

Can't you just teach me to flirt less intensely instead?

Jose Price
Jose Price

But flirting is something I do non stop.

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

squash is a pestererer

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

Teach us how to stop anyway.

Grayson Harris
Grayson Harris

Well okay sure but if I don't dial it back soon either the gril I'm chatting up online or myself or both are at risk of developing feels.

Colton Fisher
Colton Fisher

No idea what that is.

Pass.

Dylan Robinson
Dylan Robinson

Tell her you fuck dogs.
But casually.

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

Squash I could write you a birthday card or something if you want but I think it has to wait until I wake up later.

Nolan Peterson
Nolan Peterson

:3 its nice i guess

Mason Harris
Mason Harris

No I don't want to kill momentum altogether what the Hell is wrong with you?

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

ooh, I'm on okcupid

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

;_;

Daniel Phillips
Daniel Phillips

I'm not big on birthday related things.

Thank you though.

Probably that I fuck dogs.

Now dance.

Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

Nobody is for some reason.

Logan Torres
Logan Torres

the princess* is on another island
Should just ky myself to be honest.

*It's not that weird her name has princess in it.

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

At some point you realize they are not special.

Jeremiah Sullivan
Jeremiah Sullivan

The feel like obligated pleasantries.

Shit character.

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

Be her knight in shining armor! :p

Matthew Kelly
Matthew Kelly

If I can hold her intrigue long enough I just might do that.

Joshua Wright
Joshua Wright

I could not find anything else.

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

i hit my ankle real bad

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

You ok?

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

I don't see why birthdays aren't a big deal. "You went another whole year without killing yourself; good job," is a perfectly valid reason to celebrate.

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

her

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

I tripped on an extension cable yesterday and hit my toe in a wall.

Anthony Cox
Anthony Cox

im crying
post your toes

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

I have had nightmares about this.

Asher Lopez
Asher Lopez

My ankle hurts and I don't know why.

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

Who's this directed at?

Jaxon Fisher
Jaxon Fisher

Ann.

Tyler Cooper
Tyler Cooper

Pretty much this, yeah.

Nathaniel Young
Nathaniel Young

Her?

That is not what I wanted you to take from that. I will also not do that.

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

Her?

Landon Campbell
Landon Campbell

Hit the other one to even it out~

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

I hope you have a wonderful day today

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

we could be so much more

Zachary Walker
Zachary Walker

I can't die anyway.

Get ice.

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

I don't think so.

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

My bday wish is you putting on a name.

Grayson Howard
Grayson Howard

i like the pain
that was brutal

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

You like the pain.

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

I like the pain

Blake Diaz
Blake Diaz

not the emotional beatings

Logan Johnson
Logan Johnson

Dirty boy.

Jaxson Davis
Jaxson Davis

Good.

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

HES BACK

Jose Ortiz
Jose Ortiz

Ew.

Officially back.

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

mail on table
medical bill, cell bill, selective service.gov
shit pants
just an update address form from license renewal

Would have been nice to know that gets mailed out when you renew x_x

Samuel Fisher
Samuel Fisher

Regrettably. Let's keep that long-ass subject field off, though.

selective service
LOL
how do they deal with trans people anyway?

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

You can never leave.

STOP

Ethan Gomez
Ethan Gomez

no

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

All women do is bleed you dry
Bros for life

Daniel Morales
Daniel Morales

You can leave.

Oliver Moore
Oliver Moore

I wish he did could.

Nolan Powell
Nolan Powell

haha I don't know yet!

I think I have to stay with it until the pass a law, but basically everything else can be changed *shrugs*

Caleb Garcia
Caleb Garcia

Grom back properly
Woo

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

Does this mean I'm retroactively getting my bday present, Grim?

Luke Young
Luke Young

Go to sleep.

Adam Miller
Adam Miller

Love you~!

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

not yet

Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

Isn't it 4am?

Nolan Jenkins
Nolan Jenkins

2pm

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

09/28/16 (Wed) 04:01:05

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

You disgust me.

Jeremiah Reed
Jeremiah Reed

Consider sleep though.

Senpai won't notice you if you're sleepy at school.

Evan Davis
Evan Davis

I hope that was at me lol

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

Is it at me?

Jordan Hill
Jordan Hill

Yeah but there's no one I really call senpai unless it's Weedy. ANd he is on steam in euro time.

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

I could be your senpai, senpai.

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

me irl

Oliver Diaz
Oliver Diaz

I've seen you.
You look nothing like that.

Ethan Lee
Ethan Lee

That's not Christian tho

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan

You already showed your repugnant belly.

Jack Wilson
Jack Wilson

It was at all of you.

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

I miss smiles

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

That is like troll physics. The one about the cat and the butter bread.

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

OH HIS NAME FELL OFF HE QUIT AGAIN

BUT WHY DID HE EVEN COME BACK

SO MANY QUESTIONS LEFT UNANSWERED

TUNE IN NEXT TIME ON...

DRAGONBALL

Joshua Johnson
Joshua Johnson

After that Usui stuff I dont think she will ever come back t b h

Luis Bell
Luis Bell

What's physics about this?

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

Id take her back

Wyatt Smith
Wyatt Smith

Off to work.
Later.

Liam Baker
Liam Baker

Later potater

Connor Reyes
Connor Reyes

senpai can't have esenpairs of the ones that look up to them.

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

all of you disgust me

Gavin Bennett
Gavin Bennett

my ketchup stained nipples and hairy brown skin is superior to you in every way

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

all of you just don't turn me on anymore

Jaxson Johnson
Jaxson Johnson

check out these pictures of my loli students. One sat on my lap that one time

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

What if metroid was a gril?

I'd stalk her

Ayden Flores
Ayden Flores

We can take turns.

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

I am enjoying this

but I'm not sure what to look up to.

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

Wow welma
Savage much

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

shattered

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

Who would win a creep off?

Goggles or grim???

Hard to tell

Benjamin Carter
Benjamin Carter

Does anyone really win a creep off?

Think about it.

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

how is goggles a creep?

Tyler Sullivan
Tyler Sullivan

grim ilu

Daniel Sullivan
Daniel Sullivan

ill just gl;ue ypu back together

Daniel Jones
Daniel Jones

If you have to ask then you must be them posting user

Carter Clark
Carter Clark

I proved wrong the platonic cuddles theory btw

protip: it leads to buttsex

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

Only creeps take their name iff

Carter Anderson
Carter Anderson

you wot

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

Durr elma

Spooning leads to forking

Evan Phillips
Evan Phillips

hah
hahhaha
AAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

Glue can't heal ego.

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

I was cuddling with my friend and then I blew him and he stuck it in.

No such thing as platonic cuddles *shrugs*

Dominic Nguyen
Dominic Nguyen

but then you weren't cuddling platonically
one of you started something

Lucas Garcia
Lucas Garcia

I think there was an Id and another one I can't remember right now.

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

Lol slut

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

He got a boner?

Can boners be platonic?

Nathan Barnes
Nathan Barnes

MY NON HOMO EROTIC ERECTION IS STRICTLY PLATONIC

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

well
they tend to activate when your bodies are so close
what happened after the boner though
did you start grinding on him or what

Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

like pkayo

GAAAAAAAAAY

James Barnes
James Barnes

Plato**

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

*pet*
Sleep

Evan Young
Evan Young

I've cuddled with a friend while watching TV without anything sexual happening, sooooo.

Luke Cooper
Luke Cooper

Stop turning people gay elms, you will bring this world to ruin

Thomas Young
Thomas Young

Says jack who is slowly becoming red

Owen Hughes
Owen Hughes

the last time I did that she stalked me
and I got a restraining order
then yesterday I saw her fucking right next to me on the bus

I did not make eye contact
I think she either didn't notice me or just didn't say anything

Robert James
Robert James

He may have started it by playing with my nipples. It was ridonkulous.

Yeah, but you're canadian.

Our balls did not touch.

Elijah Morales
Elijah Morales

Actually no. He started it by undressing me. Yeah, it was his fault.

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

then it wasnt platonic gtfo

Adrian King
Adrian King

wow

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

LOL. Okay, but how do I get it to happen again.

Cause like he has a gf x_x

Ian Butler
Ian Butler

Oh, it was strictly hetero then

The working class will rise again

Henry Watson
Henry Watson

*shrugs*

I dunno. It was pretty rad.

Wahaha.

no advice?

Thomas Bennett
Thomas Bennett

but is it sincere disgust

Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

Im sad
Make mw unsad

Liam Richardson
Liam Richardson

mfw Grim's just jealous

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

im sad :(

Carson Ward
Carson Ward

im hungry

:(

grr

Xavier Edwards
Xavier Edwards

jealous

wos

Welma you are crazy delusional right now

Sebastian Kelly
Sebastian Kelly

can we keep the topic on the cheating aspect please

thank you

Justin Walker
Justin Walker

how much do you think welma is to blame

who organized said cuddling session

I think it's equally both because welma is a sexual predator

Evan Richardson
Evan Richardson

Elma you broke his heart
Its wish 2

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

Elma getting some gave me an interesting thought.

How much dick would a Swedish Fish suck, if a Swedish Fish could suck dick?

:^)

Cameron Johnson
Cameron Johnson

I know haha

Boredom does that apparently. I feel like it's better than feeling miserable about myself all the time though, so baby steps.

HOW DO I GET IT TO HAPPEN AGAIN?

I am not!

We went out for drinks and I ended up driving back to his place. He made me another really strong drink as we watched a movie (seperate chairs at this point). I was like... "hey, do you wanna cuddle?" and I didn't think he heard me so I asked again. He replies only if you do something for me... and then we go over to the bed and he takes my clothes off etc.

I legit only wanted cuddles, but things happened instead. Everything went better than expected.jpg

Carter Williams
Carter Williams

its all too vague for me to say

Asher Adams
Asher Adams

LOL Don't give me too much credit. jeesh

Why can't they suck dick?

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

probably both actually

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

You are going through a vicious emotional cycle

something tells me you were hoping something would happen by driving back to his place

happy that you got railed though

Charles Miller
Charles Miller

s t o p

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

sorry hun im muslim

Elijah Taylor
Elijah Taylor

people in general are awful

Logan Green
Logan Green

Kinda bummed for Grim fam

Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

at a certain point you just need to ostracize yourself internally from the rest of humanity

Ethan Jackson
Ethan Jackson

I'm also exaggerating said emotions. I just do what Welmas do in their natural habitat nowadays :p

Well, I mean I couldn't leave him stranded drunk. I probably shouldn't even have been driving. But yeah, I mean at the very least I feel I was entitled to some compensation from that failed 3some we had years ago *shrugs*

Now the weird tension is gonna be there forever I bet. ugh

Sorry I offended you.

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

I AM BECOME CAFFEINE

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

I mean you could have dropp-
failed 3-some-what the fuck

ok

need to build an internal wall and only let the truly worthwhile through

why

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

chapter 8

Grim took scarlet to his apartment, remembering to sneak back up the fire escape. As they got into grim's room though things took a knock for the awry. As scarlet straightened up from crouching through thewindow, grim came at her(not like that) forcing a rag to her mouth. Not expecting it scarlet was powerless to resist...Mmmm what was this smell... Smelled like... Like... Her feeble rotund body fighting a pointless battle against the curry mass... And the world went black.

Grim looked down at his prize... Whipping a little drool and sweat from himself he opened his door... How was he going to get her downstairs... Fuck!

"Its too late. Time to go norman bates. I am a supreme gentleman..." grim sighed as he unsheathed his bowie knife. Walking down stairs slowly... His kitchen abuzz with his parents making jappattis.

just like ezio he thought. As his parents turned to greet him... He screamed his war cry... "For harambe!!!!" and then... It went red.

end of chapter 8

Lucas Diaz
Lucas Diaz

Smiles. Alexis. Welma. Wish. Paige. Marie. The list goes on. One day though.

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

the missile knows where it is

lamow

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

?????????

ohey there

Daniel Nguyen
Daniel Nguyen

I am now a curry mass

Jeremiah Campbell
Jeremiah Campbell

He was my roommate at the time of that. I though you heard that story lol

Dylan Sanchez
Dylan Sanchez

One curry mass, add ketchup. ORDER!!

Easton Bell
Easton Bell

I probably forgot about it.
What a mess.

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

I feel like at this point not wearing a name is just you being lazy since everybody knows who you are anyway.

Michael Clark
Michael Clark

I swear to god.

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

Is this a maid cafe with lolis?

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

It represents me being here but not being back or something.

Colton Long
Colton Long

more like GAY CAFE

Lincoln Mitchell
Lincoln Mitchell

GOD DAMN

IN TOOK 10 I SWEAR

AND NOW LOOK HOW MUCH I HAVE LEFT. COMPARED TO LAST NIGHT.

WEED>XANAX

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

It represents the futility of man's struggles.

So deep.

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

It restates the negativeness of the universe, the hideous lonely emptiness of existence, nothingness, the predicament of man forced to live in a barren, godless eternity like a tiny flame flickering in an immense void with nothing but waste, horror, and degradation forming a useless, bleak straitjacket in a black, absurd cosmos.

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

Cool fucking story.

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

I only know this is a quote from a Woody Allen movie because you've done this bit before.

Christian Gray
Christian Gray

be cautious not to overdo it

Hunter Jones
Hunter Jones

*giggles*

<3

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

I did it to Ian.

Ian Miller
Ian Miller

The other Ian.

Tyler Bennett
Tyler Bennett

Pooplip?

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

Yeh.

Jacob Miller
Jacob Miller

chapter 9

Grim was panting. It had taken more effort than he thought. His dad was a hothead, and a big guy. But the biggest oaks can be cut by the smallest fish. And grim stood over the lifeless bodies of his parents.

"Time for the f-fun to begin...Ehueheheueheueh" grim muttered to himself.

"Nnnnn n-n-no mo-ooomy... I dont wanna..." scarlet tried, her throat raspy. Thelast. The last thing she remembered... Bo and a great mass. Was that a dream... Did grim really "Ahaaaaaaah!!!!" scarlet screamed as she was suddenly drenched... Coming back to reality groggily she could blurrily make out that she was within a confined space... A small room... A basement? Oh irony.

"H-heh awake now? Slut. You made a mistake coming here. Now. But dont worry. Im not gonna kill you. Im just gonna hurt ya, really... Really .. Baddddd. " grim aggresivvely asserted.

Scarlet was confused, what was going on, and why was... Wait, why were her hands behing her back? W-why did her wrists hurt. She attempted to move them. Futile.

"You probably dont know... But I have cuffed you to the radiator. Now. How about we have some fun. You arent scarlet anymore. No. Whore name. Your name now is emma. Yes."

W-what is... Go-going o-"

"Ssssssssssh" grim interjected. "Emma, please... All'a that chitchat gonna get ya hurt.... Rest... I will get you some samosas... You look hungry... Sorry we havent a timmy h hahahahahahahahahaha".

end of chapter 9

Isaac Rodriguez
Isaac Rodriguez

LOL SCOOTS PLS

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

nice to be back in plymouth kinda.

thats my blog

Aaron King
Aaron King

Come visit the first week of October. I have the house all to myself~

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1YxNYiyALg

Adam Garcia
Adam Garcia

I'll be a kitty for you. N-nyaa >///<

Noah Watson
Noah Watson

couldnt imagine

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

BYOC
Bring your own collar~

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

rogl

Gavin Robinson
Gavin Robinson

for?

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

It's the only thing I'm missing :p

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

id imagine they are cheap

Kayden Smith
Kayden Smith

shit, gotta get ready for work

makeup tiem *squeeee*

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

just come visit you goober

Carter Hall
Carter Hall

chapter 10

Grim was in the kitchen. His head spinning. How did it come to this. How had it come to this. Murder. Assault. Kidnapping. And soon... what else. Where had it all gone wrong? Where had it gone crazy. Maybe it always had been this crazy. Maybe he just never saw the forest for the trees. No matter now. He was in this mess. He was bloody well gonna enjoy it. Wallow it. Like the curry dad pig he was. Oink. A fine arabic type like scarlet will appreciate these goats cheese saag samosa though.

"I wonder, will she guess the secret ingredient...ahehuheh".

Scarlet was crying now. Sobbing heavily. Almost as heavy as Swedish at Maccy Ds. If only she had listened to mommy. If only. She was just a stupid girl. Mommy always knew best. She attempted to try the cuffs again. Tight. God damn it, she thought. As if she was convinced of Grims pure islamism. Just then she started, the door to the basement slamming... heavy creaks on the wooden stairs.

"Oh h-honey, I am hooooooome... There you are... as p-pretty asd ever... Emma..."

Why do you keep calling me that! I am not emma..."

Grims expression darkened. Putting the samosa s by the staiers. God damn slut. She was trying to test his resolve. Fucking ontario hussy.

"My name is scarlet, anta baka? alla al-salam!!!?!?! I de-"

"FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH" Grim yelled, smashing his bowling ball like fist into scarlets face...

end of chapter 10

Jayden James
Jayden James

wont make promises

Logan Reed
Logan Reed

Thats enough for tonight, you animals. I am ggonna turn this one into a long serialization. Many dozens of chapters. Oh booy. try and knock em out 3 a night.

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

you should be published

Robert Richardson
Robert Richardson

I may upload them to my dA. Maybe. Who knows.
If fifty shades can be a hit. Then The Fresh Prince of Daesh will make it.

Liam Hall
Liam Hall

i linked it already fuck

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

Piss off loco

Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

geez oh man

James Martin
James Martin

You are an embarassment.

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

Sweet

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

yes

more

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

Not only do you post terrible content but you are stealing it from others and attempting to grab some limelight from them. Unoriginal. Disgusting.

Xavier Lopez
Xavier Lopez

please. more.

Easton Rodriguez
Easton Rodriguez

Oh, wow. You are actually enjoying this arent you. You horrid little urchin. You really make me feel sick.

Robert Jenkins
Robert Jenkins

i'm getting really turned on but i promissed missy i wouldn't do anything without her permission

fndskjkcx

Carson Thomas
Carson Thomas

who

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

swedish fish

but nah just kidding

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

Oh, you are wanting to do..."that"... god, you are a pervert. I bet you want to just.... rub youself... bet you are all disgusting and sweaty.
You are nothing but a degenerate and a hollow shell of a boy. A fucking slut.

Jacob Price
Jacob Price

Probably Sabs.

Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

it's amy

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

shame

Nicholas Garcia
Nicholas Garcia

Sh-amy.

Alexander Jones
Alexander Jones

Elon Musk is a bit optimistic here and there lel, 20 years won't be a cakewalk like this, specially can't really see the 80days trip time happening but this is one likeable chap for sure
Quality stream

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

Quality meme

Ryan Flores
Ryan Flores

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