FAGGOTS

Luke Bennett
Luke Bennett

Lawbreakers drops to 10 players

https://archive.fo/xZnGm

HAHAHA FAGGOTS

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John Brown
John Brown

JUST

Lincoln Hill
Lincoln Hill

Was the character designs deliberately made to be as unappealing as possible. Spoilered for obvious reasons.

Grayson Reyes
Grayson Reyes

niggress
no ass
That's the new low.

Jose Ramirez
Jose Ramirez

American Game Industry Crashing
Pedowood crashing, nobody watching movies
Wall being built soon

I can't handle all this good news.

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

lol Cliffy B
Go back to consoles faggot

Easton Martinez
Easton Martinez

RANDY WINS AGAIN BABEEEEYYY

Ryder Perry
Ryder Perry

Randy's Stillborn
Cliffy B's No-takers
Who is next?

Brandon Scott
Brandon Scott

site that looks exactly like kotaku
i appreciate the archive but it still sickens me a little

Connor Butler
Connor Butler

scary-looking negress with purple lips on their homepage

What the fuck were they thinking?

Blake Green
Blake Green

gotta reach out for the serious gamin' sistas audience out there, which doesn't exist

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

All of this could have been prevented by adding some cocksleeves in it.

Cameron Brooks
Cameron Brooks

Truly the Overwatch killer

Nicholas Stewart
Nicholas Stewart

Not only that, she has TEN fingers on her right hand

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

The 10 players are probably the play testers being forced to play the game and keep it "alive" so that potential buyers see that SOMEONE is playing it and are tempted to buy it

Colton Price
Colton Price

I don't even have anything witty to say. Cliffy B is an out of touch hack who thought pandering to a crowd that hates video games was a good idea. Fuck em' and the horse he rode in on.

Aaron Mitchell
Aaron Mitchell

Kek, what the chances these fags even find a match? Are they just playing all alone?

Samuel Bennett
Samuel Bennett

That first pic text is JUST too damn funny. Please don't let it be a shoop, because there's a few things Cliffy got sort of right.
you're not going to stop booby beach volleyball games from happening
You're not going to change Japan
And thank fuck for that.

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

Does the game even have bots? Dumbasses who bought it can't even do bot matches can they?

Grayson Kelly
Grayson Kelly

Who the fuck are those 10 people still playing? Is it the devs themselves? Although I doubt even they are still playing this shit

Charles Roberts
Charles Roberts

Apparently it doesn't have bots. Holy kek, there really are 10 people probably just sitting in a game all by themselves.
https://archive.fo/LsGp5

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

Holy shit that first picture. It almost gets some things right but then liberalism kicks in and he can't finish a coherent thought and ends up contradicting itself and reality. Absolutely 0 self awareness, no ability to reflect on his own ideas.

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

implying it's not just the devs holding "events" with a couple low functioning players

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

Tencent funded his shit, they are Chinks, and Chinks do not like niggers.

Lincoln Clark
Lincoln Clark

Fuckin this

All these designs just look so meh, tryhard and flatout fuckin bad. You know what's half the reason of getting idiots into your game? Give them shit that some of them want to fuck, cosplay, make art of or all three.

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

Post yfw there are more unique ids in this thread then there are people playing the game.

Sebastian Fisher
Sebastian Fisher

sadly the game is pretty fun, more fun then a lot of other stuff people are playing right now. If cliffy b didn't cuck the game so hard and cuck the playerbase so hard then it might've been a fun little niche game to play, now it's dead only 3 months in.

Isaiah Johnson
Isaiah Johnson

Dubble Dubs

John Evans
John Evans

Who'll get the trips?

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

He had to:
1) Not virtue signal like an idiot
2) Not shit talk people who were fans of his previous games
3) Have a decent art team capable of making interesting looking characters instead of force diversity
4) Market it in a non stupid way
And even if he had done all these things his game would probably have 100 concurrent players right now instead of 10 unless he marketed it really fucking well.

Lucas Miller
Lucas Miller

You tried and that's what counts.

Anthony Miller
Anthony Miller

tfw 2k used to do that with their games until the only players left deserted the game due to an influx of unbannable bots.

Ian Gonzalez
Ian Gonzalez

He had plenty of marketing going for it. I'm pretty sure the game debuted at the VGAs for fucks sake. He's just a fucking retard who decided to spend half the time he should have been talking about the game, shit talking the playerbases of other games.
Pro Tip for Cucky B: If you want to sell someone something you don't insult them live on stream

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

B-BUT MUH GENDER NEUTRAL BATHROOMS!

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

Not having ugly ass models would be enough for me

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

That girl (male?) looks like she's wearing a diaper.

Christopher Lewis
Christopher Lewis

Anyone save that picture of the purple lipstick she-ape doing a love heart with her hands?

I wanted to post it. But I wouldn't save something like that disgusting. And boy was it disgusting.

Juan Allen
Juan Allen

Meh, I can overlook a lot of stuff if the game is really fun, but there's a certain amount of minimum visual appeal that if it's not there. It just becomes a sticking point that becomes distracting and drowns out what little positives it might have had. Cliffy shooting his mouth off didn't help. You'd think fuckers would learn by now not to insult potential customers.

Adrian Bennett
Adrian Bennett

Checked

Eli Bennett
Eli Bennett

nvm, found it.

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

That girl (male?)
I can't even tell.

Jayden Stewart
Jayden Stewart

Fantastic.

Brody Gomez
Brody Gomez

I would say Paladins but apparently not.

David Morgan
David Morgan

Oh I get it now it's called Lawbreakers because the cast is mostly niggers

Evan Cook
Evan Cook

I recognize that chink.

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

no mention of the gender neutral bathrooms
What a bunch of transphobes.

Landon Moore
Landon Moore

It also would have helped if it wasn't so obviously hero based gunning for the overwatch market. Remove the damage numbers would have helped a lot too.

Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas

Paladins will die when Hi-Rez makes their own F2P battle royale.

Elijah Young
Elijah Young

L O L
O
L

https://archive.fo/YuMhP

Carter Johnson
Carter Johnson

So, a different game I guess?

Ryder Anderson
Ryder Anderson

The problem is that he thought SJWs played games.

Hudson Reed
Hudson Reed

KEK

Joseph Thompson
Joseph Thompson

It looks like someone put Destiny, Overwatch and CoD in a blender and strained out any potential fun. Everything looks like it was stolen from somewhere else. It's a horrible, overdesigned mess.
If they wanted to stand out they should have gone the TF2 route and made something easy on the eyes and simple to understand.

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

there are more people that replied to this post than are playing lawbreakers right now

Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

Oh that's why no one bought it. It was -ist.

Logan King
Logan King

You know what I remember even when it wasn't going to be a hero shooter? Overstrike.

Jack Perry
Jack Perry

You can never win with the internet
While it's true in some situations, people often say this to mean everyone else instead of whatever community they're talking about. This also is used to stop thinking about why it failed, because everyone is petty.
smart marketing
I'm not 100% sure, but even normalfag/minorities are aware of sjw bullshit by now, and know the hidden problems that come with it. That didn't stop the heavily black oriented fighting game communities or the Asian oriented competitive RTS communities. It's actually pretty ironically demeaning to think that just by adding a black character that blacks will suddenly flock to your game.

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

Where are all those colored folk Ciffy-B??, weren't they supposed to buy to the game seeing as how you made it for them.

Alexander Price
Alexander Price

The game isn't even bad gameplay-wise. Enjoyed the beta a lot.

Carson Phillips
Carson Phillips

I don't really pay attention to anything anymore because I'm busy as fuck right now.

Why are people celebrating the death of this game?

Lucas Clark
Lucas Clark

Can anyone read the moonrunes on her collar?

nigress with no ass OR tits
Truly this is a new low for the game industry.

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

5) Not make a game trying to compete with established titles in a genre that is over saturated.
6) have decent netcode.
7) make their characters look like they are from the game they are supposed to be in, some look like faggot cyberpunk knockoffs, Quake clones and other look like they are from a village in contemporary UK.
8) have a dedicated single player experience ala Titanfall 2 that explains the background, who any of these ugly assholes are etc.
9) Get CliffyB to stay the fuck off twitter and the public eye in general, he is a laughingstock of a human bean and i wouldn't be surprised if his twitter spergings and talking about being the "Quintin Tarintino of shitty dead games"

Since Cliffy is a old man i expect his next game is going to be a tran-tastic clone of PUBG.

Ian Richardson
Ian Richardson

https://archive.fo/xZnGm
This raises questions about the game's future.

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

Why are people celebrating the death of this game?
Because Ciffy-B is a [current year] type of individual that mocked fans of other games and is just down right a piece of shit

Also a lot of people take issue with the [current year] design choices of the game.

Hudson Nguyen
Hudson Nguyen

ITT: we find games that we think are dead but actually have more players than LawBreakers

Colton Hughes
Colton Hughes

[something]のような意味があります。

Doesn't mean anything without the first part though.

Liam Peterson
Liam Peterson

This raises questions about the game's future.
Sorry Ana Valens you dumb whore, this game doesn't have a future, it's DOA bitch.

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

Where'd that video come from bro?

Noah Miller
Noah Miller

Sry bro no idea

He also apparently said this

Justin Ramirez
Justin Ramirez

I fucking love how pathetic these people are.

Why are people celebrating the death of this game?
This
old school arena shooter
had forced mouse acceleration up until the open beta. That alone should tell you everything.

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

Well fuck him I guess.

It's a shame, I really liked the first couple gears of war games. My first console based online experiences.

I wonder if he really believes the shit he spews or if he's playing the "Hello fellow cultural marxists" game to stay employed.

John Diaz
John Diaz

…or if he's playing the "Hello fellow cultural marxists" game to stay employed.

It's this shit. The guy doesn't understand the meaning of the word "integrity" as he proceeded to throw the Xbox fans and PC fans of his games under the bus (As the story goes).

Justin Torres
Justin Torres

The more of this picture i read, the more i hate it, the more i find wrong with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26xxIRi7jv0
This is the video your webm is from.

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

bleszinski

Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

Love Lewie when he's angry.

Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

Is ciffy-b playing appeasement with cultural marxists
No i genuinely believe he's infected with the mind virus. Either way the community withheld money because of his "Design choices" & "SJW pandering". I hope the major Chinese investor take his thumbs

Brandon Myers
Brandon Myers

If Gamenet didn't shut down Jelly Battle I'm sure that it would have more players right now.

Noah Sanchez
Noah Sanchez

The most vapid review soundbites ever, christ

Alexander Torres
Alexander Torres

if omgpop didn't shut down, it would have more players on all of its games

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

He definitely has some sort of parasite.

Luis Clark
Luis Clark

What a cuckold faggot. Glad his little game got sacked.

Jonathan Roberts
Jonathan Roberts

One player more

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

Who the fuck are those 10 people still playing? Is it the devs themselves?

stepdad bought me Lawbreakers for some reason so I try it out
wait 30 minutes for the only match to start
join game, only 4 players
Cliffyb is my only teammate and immediately starts talking to me
sounds like he's been sobbing for hours but is now manic levels excited
keeps clapping hands saying "Welcome to the PARTY."
"These guys aren't scrubs, but I got your back brah. What's our plan? What's our angle?"
I pretend like I don't have a mic so I don't have to talk
game starts and I keep dying (I only play Forza, I don't know why stepdad bought me this)
Cliffyb keeps giving me tips
he gets increasingly upset at my poor performance
pressure is making me play worse
the other team starts letting me kill them, I think they are Cliffyb's friends
suddenly I can hear some woman yelling at him over his mic
he flips out "BULLSHIT! YOU DON'T CARE ABOU-"
I hear him throw his headset
quickly exit game and uninstall it

Isaac Edwards
Isaac Edwards

stepdad
are you black

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

I don't know how true this is, but this story was fascinating user
It honestly makes me feel a little sad for him.

Wyatt Howard
Wyatt Howard

Overwatch cocksleeves mostly have sameface, but I'll give OW this much at least the sameface doesn't make me wretch. And Widowmaker has a nice ass. Lawbreakers design choice while does have variety, they're all unappealing so it shoots itself in the face.
Will Cliffy go the way of Bitchford and pretend there is a flood of rule34 of this game. Because I doubt even Shadman will want to draw futacocks on this masterpiece.

Jose Clark
Jose Clark

This is what happens when you try to make people like things instead of making things that people like.

Tyler Hill
Tyler Hill

Cliffy just wanted all that money the blacks, mexicans, and indians have so he made a game just for them. The one problem with his plan was that none of those groups actually have money.

Liam Hughes
Liam Hughes

It honestly makes me feel a little sad for him.
Don't. He's the asshole who brought this all on himself.

Ian Price
Ian Price

pls be reel

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

Your mom's husband seems like a good guy, you should at least pretnd to like his gift and be a good wife's son.

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

overdesigned mess.
Good point. There's a lot of cruft and the detail doesn't seem focused, it winds up being visual noise and clutter.

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

The fuck? I was just thinking about it too.

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

The idea female face does not vary by much. This is because it is the ideal.

There has to be some way to cure the virus that isn't a lobotomy.

I wonder how hard your have to wave the cultural marxist buzzword flag to stay employed in that sort of culture.

Surely just not even mentioning it is enough, or waving it in private. I want to work in the overtime games industry but I don't really want to have to wave that flag just to stay employed.

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

I dunno I would be kinda pissed if someone cared so little about me that they bought me a video game for fifty cents at a goodwill.

Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall

None of those groups actually have money.
That's not exactly true. It'd be more accurate to say they spend their money on other things & that's the core point, "Marketing niggers" are always trying to bring in newer consumers. but in reality, gaming will only ever appeal to a select few and it's very likely that in the coming years a lot of game developers will go under trying to market to the"Wider audience" that lost interest in gaming as a fad and "Core audience"(You)(Me) will also disengage with said "developers " for having pandered to (SJWs and Wider audience)

The crash is coming. Developers would do well not to ostracize "Core audience" and establish Loyalty now!!. If that means not getting stupid vapid soundbite accolades from places like IGN for not having "token diversity or STONK women role models also post modernist ideals" so fucking be it.

Lock down you Loyal fans now or die!

Charles Edwards
Charles Edwards

that image
My brain cannot comprehend what it is seeing.

Thomas Smith
Thomas Smith

888
GENDER NEUTRAL GAS SUMMONED

Jaxson Rogers
Jaxson Rogers

How is it possible for Cliffy to have such low numbers?

The fug? I was just thinking about it too.

Robert Young
Robert Young

only 546 all-time peak

Kevin Bell
Kevin Bell

tfw the few devs remaining are literally sitting in lobbies pressing buttons to try get a few more hours of work out before they get sacked.

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

How is it possible for Cliffy to have such low numbers?
Well when you make a game that appeals to nobody and then tell anyone that might possibly buy your game human garbage this is what happens.

Juan Williams
Juan Williams

There has to be some way to cure the virus that isn't a lobotomy.

Withhold sexuality and mating! FYI that's the actual real answer, blah blah pyramid of human needs

Humans change and adopt new strategies to fulfill the pyramid of human needs
Post modernism is marketed as a "successful" mating strategy and general strategy
Weaker individuals adopt said strategy out of perceived necessity
Fish gotta swim
Mans gotta fuck

Adam Fisher
Adam Fisher

the lawbreaker reddit has to be one of the saddest things ever.

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

The sad part is somebody must be fucking these faggots because I doubt anyone could keep up being such a giant homo for so long without it paying off.

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

I'm not seeing how to achieve what you are suggesting based on the conditions.

Withhold it from who, enforced by what?

Nathan Howard
Nathan Howard

being this inept at mspaint
Holy shit reddit, get your shit together.

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

that screenshot
coloured upboat/downboat arrows
You have to go back.

Kayden Rodriguez
Kayden Rodriguez

I wanna put my head in between those jugs.

Tyler Russell
Tyler Russell

Maybe it's because even the pandering characters are appealing in Overwatch.

Leo Rivera
Leo Rivera

somebody must be fucking these faggots
Again not exactly true, We are seeing a huge paradigm shift right now! People are beginning to work out that "Post Modernism" isn't a successful strategy, and they are pissed.

Ride the wave friendo and just chillout and watch as society tears itself apart trying to figure out why it's unfulfilled and angry

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11405962/Woman-killed-herself-after-struggling-to-deal-with-being-unmarried-and-childless-by-30.html

Chill dude it's already happening ^^^.

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

a barely marketed sequel to an unliked game somehow has more players than THE GAME CATERED TOWARDS MORE MATURE AUDIENCES UNLIKE OVERWATCH WHICH IS TO A MORE ANIME AUDIENCE

Aaron Rivera
Aaron Rivera

I'll give you four reaction images and a webm for those double dubs.

Thomas Collins
Thomas Collins

You son of a bitch

Camden Myers
Camden Myers

Women don't find that attractive. Which is to say women don't find men seeking innocent comfort through them attractive because it makes you look vulnerable.

You can do it, but remember, your woman is not your mother. Too much of that behavior and they will resent and replace you.

There is nothing to chill about, it's breeding the conditions for communist revolution. I don't want to have to put these faggots down. Killing is depressing.

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

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You're just making it worse.

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

a niche as fuck japanese tycoon game that's a port of a 3DS game has more players than Lawbreakers

Lincoln Nguyen
Lincoln Nguyen

What's wrong with imgur and .gif?

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

it's breeding the conditions for communist revolution

If it happens it happens, no point getting upset about something that hasn't happened yet. If you want to actually impact social discourse "withhold" and when i say that i mean just refuse to engage or entertain or buy from anything you don't like. The power of society to social ostracize is more powerful than you think.

Don't reward individuals with "modernist" attitudes with attention
Don't give "Modernists" social value

Ciffy-B is literally experiencing this right now, We refuse to buy his turd of a game because we are literally practicing "social ostracizism"

Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

This is what you get when you pander Cliff Badinski.

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

Holy fuck this can't be real.

Evan Gutierrez
Evan Gutierrez

Ignoring that gender neutral bathrooms already exist and have existed for years
They're just public toilets

Robert Morales
Robert Morales

Has anyone ever called you out on the fact that your waifu is the most disgusting and vile whore imaginable, Ryokofag?

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

1.4 patch, which added regenerative healing
If it doesn't work, break it further

Adam Green
Adam Green

Was not mandatory to install steam back then.

Nicholas Turner
Nicholas Turner

The real reason for Battlebborn and Lawbreakers failures is that normalfags all act like clones, always flocking to the very same venues (Overwatch). And Blizzard are experts in making sure the suckers don't escape the hook, ever.

But it's still a positive, to see diversity quotas getting a bloodied face.

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

They failed for the same reason every CoD or WoW "killer" failed, instead of trying to make their own market they tried to push into an already existing one with an inferior product.

Kayden Perez
Kayden Perez

Lol the trap porn vid I made got more views than this game

Eli Allen
Eli Allen

games don't have views idiot

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

They do when I watch a walking simulator on YouTube.

Aaron Harris
Aaron Harris

inferior product

Never played an assfaggots in my life, but I doubt these games can get much beyond "competent". People perceive them as good because of the social, like a facebook game with a chat channel.

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

*than this game had players

Dominic Richardson
Dominic Richardson

FUCK

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

There are more people on a dead board like /just/ than there are people playing Lawbreakers.

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

There are more PPH on Holla Forums at 4 am than people playing Lawbreakers

There are more suicide attempts by Cliffyb than people playing Lawbreakers

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

Can't enjoy a woman with losing her.
What is the point.

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

Wow, the re-tweets and likes for that tweets are actually going down over time. How queer!

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

That's why robo-waifus are the future.

Lincoln Cruz
Lincoln Cruz

Wow, it's almost as if players who play that niche game play lawbreakers when they don't play their niche game

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

game called lawbreakers
all the characters are kangz and spics
100% accurate.

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

How? That can’t be right.

Ethan Bailey
Ethan Bailey

At one point, they had 0 players playing in the last hour some weeks back. Then they did that free weekend thing, and redditer's were losing on purpose to keep player that joined for that to keep playing to keep the game alive. Cliffy B did do something right. He proved that you can do something worse than Battleborn. I'm sure Randy is very happy.

James Roberts
James Roberts

Very unfortunate implications.

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

never heard of it

Ryan Brooks
Ryan Brooks

Not surprising, I only knew about it after they released it.

Isaiah Myers
Isaiah Myers

And it gets worst

Noah Brooks
Noah Brooks

There are more UIDs on the 4am THREAD than who play Lawbreakers

Easton Hernandez
Easton Hernandez

I didn't want you evil goober gabber nazis to buy my game anyway.

Liam Peterson
Liam Peterson

Literally 9 times more people in this thread than Lawbreakers players

Aaron Reed
Aaron Reed

there are more people playing JJBA Heritage of the Future through FightCade at this very momento than LawBreakers.

Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

I liked the first one

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

tfw faceless
still laughing

Carter Hernandez
Carter Hernandez

You got the webm?

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

You're not going to change Japan
Implying they won't try and the feedback reaction won't make the Japanese take both Koreas with everyone too cucked to actually respond to that other than crying on live television.

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

you little sneak

Juan Morales
Juan Morales

double dubs at that

Leo Lewis
Leo Lewis

Was the character designs deliberately made to be as unappealing as possible.
buncha niggers and antifa tranny
LAWBREAKERS

What did you expect? A bunch of cis-gendered Whites?

Dylan Johnson
Dylan Johnson

more people are playing Medal of Honor: Warfighter than Lawbreakers

Christopher Ortiz
Christopher Ortiz

Don't try to inject logic into CliffyB's narritive.

Widowmaker will be tweaking like a nigger on Lawbreakers grave.

Nathaniel Ross
Nathaniel Ross

So what you're saying is that Cliff Bazingaski is finally in a list of Top 10 for something?

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

Top ten cuckolds.
Top ten video game flops.
Top ten most annoying cunts in video games.
Top ten worst twitter users.
Top ten "biggest flops due to shitlib pandering" in gaming.

Julian Thomas
Julian Thomas

And the funny thing is that he's probably too much of a loser to even be in those lists.

Brayden Robinson
Brayden Robinson

Little known fact about Cliffyb: he was a member of Something Awful back in the early '00s. His username used to be "cliffyb" I believe, and he did some Jeff K stuff as well.
It explains so much about why he's a stupendous faggot these days.

Gabriel Brown
Gabriel Brown

I believe he could probably come somewhere in the top ten of Cuckolds and twitter users, maybe game flops but he might have a hard time on the "most annoying cunts in video games." he'd probably give the award away to Cosmo.

Brody Reyes
Brody Reyes

I don't think Cliffy was still around when SA started to turn into a safe space for leftists, faggots, pederasts and spree shooters

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

CHECKED!

Spicy pasta user.

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

the Tifa's dick post got more replies than this game's lifetime sales

David Thompson
David Thompson

The only people shallow enough to buy a product because it has nonwhites are SJWs, cucks and kikes, if not people who are all of the above. Not even the niggest nig wants a product just cause it has black chicks in it. If they went muh dik mode, they'll go for just any female character who looks genuinely attractive and has booty or leg, not an unironic version of Keisha Fabo and Breadquanda.

Sebastian Martin
Sebastian Martin

Lawbreakers drops to 10 players
Holy fuck, that's the same as John Flynts game had at launch

David Harris
David Harris

Guys, you're not looking at the bigger picture. Less than 10% of people have even won a match. Assuming that it's a 3v3, you'd expect that number to be about 50%. Meaning there are people out there who bought the game but didn't even play it.

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

STOP MOCKING MY GAME

Colton Price
Colton Price

So there are people who bought Lawbreakers and couldn't be fucked finishing a single match?

Cliffy should just retire and never attempt to make another game again.

Lincoln Smith
Lincoln Smith

How's your wife's boyfriend?

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

you can take the goon out of SA but you can't take the SA out of a goon

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

With this blunder under Cliffy, will video game companies still listen to him when be brings out his next "Billion Dollar IP"?

Julian Baker
Julian Baker

Oh I get it now it's called Lawbreakers because the cast is mostly niggers

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

Of course. Failure only helps convince them that they're being oppressed by the patriarchy and it wouldn't surprise me if they fuck up on purpose just to have an excuse to bitch.

Zachary Hughes
Zachary Hughes

Meaning there are people out there who bought the game but didn't even play it.
Most people would at least try a game they bought to see if it works etc. The implication being implied that others here are already implying is Cliffy's game is only played by him and what remains of the employees.
those achievements
gimmie that
<gibsmedat
in a game called Lawbreakers with kangz and kwenz and the colors of the UN and shieeet
Oh Cliffy you enlightened progressive rascal you.

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

really? if Cliffy strolled into my office rambling about his new "Billion dollar IP" i'd tell him no because of Lawbreakers, it's failed and it'll never make back anything close to what they spent on it.

Lawbreakers is dead, stop updating it,just release it for free or kill the servers completely.

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

Who is more alpha in that relationship, the dog or Cliff?

Andrew Watson
Andrew Watson

He might get the more passive aggressive runaround. Or be given the "oh yeah of course we remember who you are Cliffy, have your people call our people we'll do lunch soon. You haven't heard anything from us? Yeah don't worry don't call us we'll call you yeah good seeing you Cliffy. Ok bye now. Bye. So long. Yeah, no we will, definitely, yeah. Ok this is really productive and all I gotta go catch a taxi, super great we've run in like this at the mall. I have to go I'm running really late already. Cliffy, you can let go of my arm now, hey it's ok come on man we'll definitely call you back. Ok big guy, chin up now. Ok. You take care now Cliffy."

Jayden Stewart
Jayden Stewart

moribund: Word of the Day from Dictionary.com http://www.dictionary.com/wordoftheday/2017/10/13

adjective
in a dying state; near death.
on the verge of extinction or termination.
not progressing or advancing; stagnant: a moribund political party.

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

He has to go to his wife's bull for pointers on how to be more assertive.

This game isn't on life support, this game is in the ambulance on the way to the hospital and is currently bleeding out.

Thomas Diaz
Thomas Diaz

Lawbreakers theme

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

imgur is reddit's and tumblr son, with their cancerous userbase

Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

In my minds eye i can see a elephant sized animal lumbering into a tar pit and being too stupid to stop walking and save itself from a ignoble death.

Jonathan Brown
Jonathan Brown

Groose's theme truly goes with everything

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

Even the dog knows he's a fucking faggot.

Isaiah Lee
Isaiah Lee

In the Game of Cucks, we all lose.

Charles Bennett
Charles Bennett

His first mistake was talking shit about the console/company that made him. Such duplicity always fucks you in the end.

Wyatt Taylor
Wyatt Taylor

user is actually telling you the truth this time. source: it happened to me

more people taking the bait than playing the game
SAD!

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

If less people play the game than develop it you're better of paying them to play instead of going the roundabout way of actually making a game.

Isaiah Diaz
Isaiah Diaz

steam was not mandatory when it was big.

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

its sad there are people speed running this game

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

Yes, and women are shit. Their retardation that feminism appeals to is what gets them into the mess they inevitably find themselves in.

David Scott
David Scott

XD!

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

Were the character designs deliberately made to be as unappealing as possible
Yes, actually.

Brayden Anderson
Brayden Anderson

good form, user

Grayson Morales
Grayson Morales

Why does Scout have shark teeth?

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

Wouldn't you just want to suck dem melanin enriched toes?

Jordan Cox
Jordan Cox

To form a pack with yourself as the leader, to move forward through life increasing your strength and power through self control and hardship. To gradually conquer all your goals until there are none left but the survival and glory of your family name.

Then to die with a contented smile.

Dylan Roberts
Dylan Roberts

I fought the law and the law won.

Brody Thomas
Brody Thomas

I bet theres more people playign Tribes ascend currently than there are playing lawbreaker

Wyatt Sanchez
Wyatt Sanchez

post yfw when you're old and cry that shitty re-used reaction pics are the only way you faggots can communicate and OC is a dead concept much like original games. I mean fuck you all complain about how games have stagnated yet here you are for reaction picture reply thread #8653

Logan Rivera
Logan Rivera

Go to bed, Cliffy

Nicholas Hernandez
Nicholas Hernandez

HUH

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

More people probably played Megaman Legends 3 than this crap.

Aiden Rivera
Aiden Rivera

source? Reverse search gives nothing

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

you love it, don't even lie

Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

Holla Forums is way too mean to this guy. He busted his ass to make a video game and unfortunately, it didn't work out as he was hoping.

When is the last time any of you fags made a game? Oh yeah, you don't, you just whine about them.

Joshua Ross
Joshua Ross

LESS THAN TEN PLAYERS

Justin Rivera
Justin Rivera

Don't tempt me

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

I feel like its well deserved i just don't like how its turned into "laugh at this game general #500". its a step up from constant off topic threads so there's that

William Morgan
William Morgan

you can't shit on video games if you aren't a game designer
you can't criticize shitty food if you aren't a chef
you can't call a house badly-built if you aren't an architect

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

Why are you criticizing this board without making your own?

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

You guys are really crashing the (you) market giving them out so easily

Christian Price
Christian Price

i did and it has more users than lawbreakers where's yours? :^)

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

Here you go, my man, it's your hint for today.
But searching for it may or not may taint your dignity, proceed at your own peril.

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

What the fuck have any of you done to make games? Protip, just bitching and moaning about games that weren't even made for you does jack shit.

Evan Peterson
Evan Peterson

TEN
PLAYERS

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

Doing any kind of creative work should make people more HUMBLE instead of entitled. Past success is past.

Carter Cooper
Carter Cooper

i wonder how much money was spent on lawbreakers. i mean it sold around 65K units on steam which is more than i could hope for the best game i could think of making. we laugh that no one plays but it probably made a tidy profit.

Adrian Richardson
Adrian Richardson

10
PLAYERS

Eli Gray
Eli Gray

I'm working on two video games right now, and soon I'll have enough progress on one of them to post it on Holla Forums.
Take that as you will.

Jackson Young
Jackson Young

holy shit user FUCK YOU spoiler that shit

Brayden Taylor
Brayden Taylor

is that you bazinga?

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

When you see something that you don't think should be happening. Try asking someone why that thing is happening. You might learn something.

Being nice is not a virtue. It's okay to be mean to people that don't have principles.

Ian Hall
Ian Hall

i wonder how much money was spent on lawbreakers
Considering it was supposed to be a "billion dollar franchise" I'd expect it had a fair bit spent on development and advertising. The game is also $30 not $60, so its hard to see 65k giving them a tidy profit.

Jeremiah Howard
Jeremiah Howard

dat filename
you have more than one ?
can you post it please ?

Jaxon Hernandez
Jaxon Hernandez

games that weren't even made for you
If this title's playerbase is hovering at 10, it seems it's achieved it's goal of not making the game for a lot of people.

Brody Wood
Brody Wood

Is that Kanye West?

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

When is the last time any of you fags made a game?
Last week.
Oh yeah, you don't, you just whine about them.
Never seen the amateur game developer general on the board? Can't see it through your salty tears?

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

Yeah and that foot is actually just a normal person's.

Colton Collins
Colton Collins

Hey, it's Bleszinga!, The Gears of Bara guy.

Dominic Collins
Dominic Collins

With the crazy shit they make, you would think anime would be way more popular in their country. Or at least have a decent bootleg scene.

Noah Wright
Noah Wright

I've seen these movies, the fight scenes are unironically good, they're surprisingly well choreographed.

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

BILLION DOLLAR IP

Chase Long
Chase Long

That's because that game is quality, unlike Lawbreakers.

John Ross
John Ross

more people playing got sim.

kek

Jayden Watson
Jayden Watson

the implications
goat sim, a shitty, hastily made to cash in on Let's Players bait UNITY game has more merit and long term appeal than a budding BILLION DOLLAR FRANCHISE

cliffy's only friend in the world must be alcohol right now

Matthew Williams
Matthew Williams

i can't believe steam hasn't shut these game numbers down yet.

Robert Price
Robert Price

I once installed Unity and got up to the tutorial about making rougelikes. I went on a long walk and started thinking how I would go around making my own.
You know why I never finished that tutorial? Because I all I could come up with was essentially copy of Elona+.
I didn't made a game because it would just be a copy of already existing game. I must say this thread proves the fact my decision had some bases in reality.

Alexander Nguyen
Alexander Nguyen

They won't do it because it stands to embolden morons who buy and play slightly less shitty things to keep doing what they're doing. There's no better way to lower people's standards than by providing both a high and low point, both of which are lower by comparison to older high and low points.

Anthony Adams
Anthony Adams

Until the law is changed
Until we regain our former culture and old ways of life, there is no purpose

Oliver Carter
Oliver Carter

We used to have something called marriage but the sluts couldn't slut around and the chads couldn't fuck 10 different women a week.

Kayden Reed
Kayden Reed

I love when out of touch leftists try to look progressive but end up looking like racist fuckheads who thinks marketing to a nigger includes putting a nigger in your game.

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

https://archive.fo/PnQna
<I Have To Keep This Game Alive
Soon he'll make this game Free 2 Play, cementing its inevitable burial

Brandon Brown
Brandon Brown

Soon he'll make this game Free 2 Play

Oh holy shit that would be amazing.

releases game as F2P
people who purchased it get pissed and leave
Players in-game: 2

Landon Stewart
Landon Stewart

I believe it already got a free weekend thing on steam, didn't do shit.

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

Should replace the dog with a black guy and Cliff's wife.
Or you can just leave the dog there and add them.

Nicholas Price
Nicholas Price

Is it true that they repo'ed his lamborghini??

Nathaniel Sullivan
Nathaniel Sullivan

https://archive.fo/R4ZIg
Even Neogaf is upset that Lawbreakers bombed
<I just hope that these 10 players are not toxic at least.
<Nothing. The game is great. My only Platinum trophy of this year. People just had other stuff to play, I guess.
<Wth? Man…
<I think one reason among many would be the poisonous buzz of how how little it was selling then reinforced others to not buy it.
<Damn Shame. It actually seemed like a legitimately good game when it released.
Jesus Christ my sides.

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

"The game bombed because of public opinion/alternative options/anything other than the game being shit"
"I know because I like it"

Caleb Morgan
Caleb Morgan

I just hope that these 10 players are not toxic at least.

10/10 joke tbh

Brody Clark
Brody Clark

People told their friends to avoid a shit product and equally shit developer
That's cheating ;(

End the abuse now!!

Levi Green
Levi Green

not toxic
What is that supposed to mean?

Ryan Miller
Ryan Miller

?

Ayden Powell
Ayden Powell

Toxic is pansy speak for "asshole".

Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

That they walk on eggshells to be as less offensive as possible, so if they go out of line you can chastise them for being shitlords

Hudson Perry
Hudson Perry

Why the fuck are those who are complaining about it's failure not playing it? Just proves that SJWs and women don't play games.

Jaxson Collins
Jaxson Collins

They heard pewdiepie call a guy a nigger once.

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

Nice, a self-patrolling thot

Nathaniel Kelly
Nathaniel Kelly

Basically should be changed to "roughly speaking."

Bentley Sullivan
Bentley Sullivan

Because they fired it off at the same time as the annual cod free weekend

Joshua Taylor
Joshua Taylor

I just hope that these 10 players are not toxic at least.

Seriously mate the game is a walking corpse and they still find time to push their sophistry?

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

I swear neogaf is like a circle of middle aged men licking each other's assholes after losing big in life.

Brayden Butler
Brayden Butler

gamers are retards and don't understand there can be more than one good game
those gamer retards don't get the irony of what they're saying
no I'm not a gamer I'm an observer of gamers and the industry in general
why don't more people play this game?
Wew. So are those the people that Cliffy wanted as his target paying audience for the game? Good job I guess.

Chase Reyes
Chase Reyes

It's been over fifteen years, and CliffyB is still a huge fucking faggot.

Landon Nelson
Landon Nelson

10/10 joke tbh
Yes user that is indeed how many people are playing this joke of a game

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

ebin

Nathan White
Nathan White

What the fuck happened to him? He was a fucking map designer for Unreal 1!

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

Reading https://archive.fo/xZnGm with https://archive.fo/D5AIL makes it even funnier.

How Cliff Bleszinski redeemed himself with his latest shooter, Lawbreakers
June 14, 2016 9:01 AM

Cliff Bleszinski feels vindicated. The former game designer at Epic Games felt like he had to leave his old company to make a new game that he wanted to build from scratch. He has done that at Boss Key Productions. PC gaming giant Nexon is publishing his new multiplayer-only first-person shooter, Lawbreakers, sometime soon. And we got a good look at it during a play session at a recent event. It’s a lot of fun.
“It feels good to be back. The stakes are pretty high considering that it’s my company, and I’m CEO now, as opposed to just design director,” said Bleszinski in an interview. “But it’s a kind of redemption. Toward the end at Epic, people were a bit jaded. I think they’ve turned it around, as I’ve said before. I could walk into a room and pitch any idea, and I’d have somebody with their arms folded in my office saying, ‘I don’t buy it.'”
Bleszinski left to start his own company and hired a big crew to turn his vision into a reality. Lawbreakers is the result.

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

Niggers at Uganda are better suited to make live anime movies than anywhere in the West

Welfare State happens in the 50s
(((Sexual Revolution))) and the rise of (((Feminism))) in the 60s, takes advantage of Welfare and Planned Parenthood to keep a sense of in-consequentiality while leading a moral and ideological shift that would be a blight in the future
Current Year its merely showing the true intentions and end game of these movements, after three generations have passed
Too bad things will need to get very nasty, before the people can value what they lost

Elijah Wilson
Elijah Wilson

"NOTHING OF SUBSTANCE" - Cinema Shits
"GENERIC VAGUE PRAISE" - Game Cunts
"YOU PRESS BUTTONS" - Whoremag
"SOME WORDS" - A Company
"GLYPHS THAT THE READER INTERPRETS AS SPEECH" - Blindfolds Monthly

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

This guy is just a weak dildo.

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

There are more Devs who made this game than people who played it.

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

surprisingly fluid
The whole point of the stupid game is fluid movement and all that shit, why would that be surprising?

What has worse character design, lawbreakers with its super generic futuristic soldiers or paragon, where all the characters look like box art from old graphics cards?

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