Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep ALL OF HYRULE'S WATER PASSES THROUGH MY ASS...

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep
ALL OF HYRULE'S WATER PASSES THROUGH MY ASS AND BALLS
Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep
ALL OF Holla Forums'S DUBS ARE MINE
Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep Mweep

Jaxson Davis
Jaxson Davis

didn't get dubs
you don't own nothing goy

John Nelson
John Nelson

except there's a waterfall that diverges from Jabu-Jabu's domain straight down into Zora's River
except there are likely trade cabals that travel to and from Hyrule Market via routes that span the entire continent
except that Hylians can just boil water to purify it
You're a nigger, King Zora. How'd you become king again?

Jason Garcia
Jason Garcia

You will never Deku Link

Cooper Turner
Cooper Turner

except there are likely trade cabals that travel to and from Hyrule Market via routes that span the entire continent
Hyrule field is surrounded by giant rock walls and Gerudo desert has no value at all except for big nosed whores.
thre are no trade routes.

Logan Brooks
Logan Brooks

He seized power in a violent coup, ethnically cleansed the old firebreathing fishhead Zoras. And to ensure his absolute power, he regularly sacrifices his daughter to their god.

(Somehow, she keeps coming back.)

Landon Garcia
Landon Garcia

no trade routes
no capitalism or macro economy
only communism exists

Shit, no wonder libcucks pretend to like vidya and play Zelda

Jack Bailey
Jack Bailey

You don't know that. Just use your imagination. Hyrule is a magical place that is full of possibilities. Maybe the road is hidden via some magical spell that the trade cabals have set in place for their merchants, who can only pass through them by using some special amulet, or series of words, to briefly dispell the magic.
It's amazing that no one has risen to the tyrant in order to end his reign of horrendous oppression.

Liam Johnson
Liam Johnson

Mweep mweep I wanna pass my dick and balls through your daughter.

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

why would you do that?

Blake Bell
Blake Bell

Ruto will never jack you off on a pile of her eggs while rubbing her big fish titties against your back

Justin Hall
Justin Hall

big fish titties
Loli Ruto is best Ruto.

Bentley Nelson
Bentley Nelson

Titties without nipples are just sad sacks of fat

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

Tits are pretty much just a shitless ass.

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

Why
WOULDNT
I do that?
I wanna eat her like a sushi roll. I wanna fuck her like we fuck the oceans eco system. I wanna pilot my submersible into her crushing depths. I want loose my seamen to her briney deep.
And one daay after I become king of the zoras and become a fat fuck like you, hyrules precious water will pass between MY dick and balls.
Mweep

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

Here, I have a handy guide if you want to be a fish fucker.

Easton Mitchell
Easton Mitchell

don't fish have a thing that if you put your dick in it'll get stuck and won't go out

Samuel Diaz
Samuel Diaz

you're thinking of pigs you fucking degenerate

Ian Cruz
Ian Cruz

Gorons are the best race, brother.

Gavin Campbell
Gavin Campbell

Maybe I'm thinging of sneks

Jace Gonzalez
Jace Gonzalez

10/10 i laughed heartily

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