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Angel Thompson
Angel Thompson

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/promo/female-protagonist-sale/
https://archive.fo/fqoP8
How would you improve it Holla Forums?

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Robert Phillips
Robert Phillips

I'd nuke that fucking worthless tag out of existence.

Christopher Miller
Christopher Miller

Also it's amazing how 3 or 4 games are remotely decent out of those two pages.

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

The only thing females should be protagonists of are doing chores and sucking dick.

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

I am more amazed the only Tomb Raider game is the NuRaider one.

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

The only genuinely good game there is Bayonetta.
That really says a lot.

Joseph Brooks
Joseph Brooks

When are they going to do a POC Protagonist bundle :^) Who wouldn't support more black afro haired women in their games?

Wyatt Morales
Wyatt Morales

Good female protags are what, Lenneth Valkyrie, KOS-MOS and Virginia Maxwell?

Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

Curious, does it get applied to Senrans and Neps? That's what seems to be missing from that list.

Nathan Bennett
Nathan Bennett

I like how they pretend anyone wants to play Tacoma.

Samuel Bennett
Samuel Bennett

they put haydee on the bundle

Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

Tacoma
play
Now that's just plain silly

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

Bayonetta
Haydee

Jaxson Nguyen
Jaxson Nguyen

Half the sale is DLC

Not sure if I should laugh or feel disgusted. Even when they shove propaganda down your throat they have to try and extract each and every shekel you have.

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

All of those are still too expensive for my poor ass. I really want to play Steamworld Heist though.

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

Came here to post this.

Liam Morales
Liam Morales

Wouldn't Bayonetta and Nights of Azure trigger feminists anyway?

Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

I remember reading a game informer mag from like 3 years or so ago and they had a top 10 female villains. Number one was fucking the robot from portal, not even a woman, a robot. Laughs all around, this was before game journalism went full PC, but was right on the cusp.

Robert Walker
Robert Walker

Well it's not like they called it "STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMYN FIGHTING THE PATRIARCHY SALE"
What a strange bundle, you have Bayonnetta, Haydee and Night of Azure, but also shit games like "even the ocean" with that monstrosity of a protagonist

Sebastian Watson
Sebastian Watson

One of those rare instances were the drive for shekels triumphs over the need to pozz. Either that or they couldn't find enough popular games with a female protagonist to put on sale.

Gabriel Moore
Gabriel Moore

Is it bad that i actually like playing as a grill more than as a guy? Even if it's your typical generic J-Hale voiced shallow cunt i'd rather play as her than some 2deep4u gruff guy.

William Lewis
William Lewis

For me it depends on how good looking/well designed the female is and how many lewd clothes/costumes they include.

Ryder Long
Ryder Long

posting a shitty frog edit

Basically that. Nu Raider is a no. Senran is a yes.

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

It applies to everything, making it a failure of a tag.
That includes pic related from Steamworld Heist.
Unless it's ashley burch and the character looks ugly(without a reason for it) I don't mind it.

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

Gay Community Sale coming soon™

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

For me it's not even that, as long as she looks okayish~ and doesnt have GURL_POWAR obnoxious personality i'l rather play as the shallow boring slut than the deep&well written guy if there's a choice.
Hrmmps!

Anthony Brooks
Anthony Brooks

What the fuck is this Steven Universe Spore lookin' fuckery???

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

Neo Yokio got a vidya tie in that quick?

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

i'l rather play as the shallow boring slut than the deep&well written guy if there's a choice.
prefer to play a shallow character rather than a well written one because the former have a vagina and the latter a dick
That's a stupid way of reasoning, but whatever floats your boat. I like characters who are not obnoxious and have good reasons, whatever they look like. Styx, the gobelin from the games of the same name for example, kinda looked and interesting cool, but holy shit what an annoying shithead he became in the sequel

Cameron Morales
Cameron Morales

They look ready to smash the patriarchy.

Angel Jones
Angel Jones

Did the Japs catch some whales? I'm confused.

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

They wouldn't last five seconds in a fight. They'd run and hide behind a man.

Carson Torres
Carson Torres

Well to be fair there's nothing wrong with not giving a fuck about story in a game.

David Murphy
David Murphy

Female Protagonists
Bayonetta front and center
oh i bet that just burns anitas britches something fierce.

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

More like waiting for the double down store to open.

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

Put games in it that weren't made by faggots.

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

mfw I refuse to play games with female MCs
Thanks for once, autism.

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

That's kinda dumb. That means missing out on games like Metroid or Senran Kagura just because the main characters are female.

I actually like Shantae more than Mario.

Dominic Diaz
Dominic Diaz

You don't really "miss out" on Senran Kagura. Or most lewd games that stumble on the game part for that matter.

Zachary Reyes
Zachary Reyes

Add Gurumin and Ys Origin.

Camden King
Camden King

Implying they could hide behind a man
Implying they could run in the first place

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

It was one of the examples I had in my head at the time. Point is, I think it's silly to throw a game out on hand just because it features a main female character.

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

Yeah fair enough, I did the same further up. I also play trashy stuff regardless.

Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

3rd from the left looks like a human
How did they let that happen?

Josiah Harris
Josiah Harris

That is an excellent point.

Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

STEAM CUCKS BTFO

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

NTR

Ethan Roberts
Ethan Roberts

Only Bayonetta and Nights of Azure seem worth it, both Eastern
More than half DLC
They're not even trying.

Tyler Peterson
Tyler Peterson

Every game he makes he inhects NTR for no reason.
The one with the girl you can decide her fate or her life or some shit just fucks shitskins or niggers the whole game.
Oh and it's got NTR too. Fuck this guy, he's an inbred chink piece of scuzz.

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

Is that Estival Versus? Those graphics look really nice. Makes me want to get a proper graphics card so I can enjoy EV better. And actually buy EV in the first place.

Noah Wood
Noah Wood

No it´s fine. You´re just gay

Jacob Ortiz
Jacob Ortiz

I do the same. Yes, i'm THAT misogynistic. except for metroid

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

even the ocean
WTF is that?

Ayden Parker
Ayden Parker

RPG Maker

Jace Collins
Jace Collins

Sounds like an attempt at having your cake and eating it by trying to appeal to both parties.

Little do they know not only do sjw not buy games at all but least likely ones that are even within smelling distance of something like Haydee.

Ethan Reyes
Ethan Reyes

Ugly men > ugly women
Cute women >>>>>> all men.

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

muh rpgmaker games are bad meme
What are Yume Nikki, LISA, OFF, etc.

Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

The KFC in the background turns the picture into a true work of art.

Caleb Powell
Caleb Powell

Yume Nikki is not a game and both LISA and OFF have terrible generic boring combat. This Dark Elf thing doesn't even come close to those though, it seems to be using mostly stock RPGM store assets lmao. Literally the worst engine that you could choose to make such a game.

Jaxson Anderson
Jaxson Anderson

Just have nothing but games with hot, big tittied protags in it; Haydee, Old Laura Croft, Bayonetta and so on.
If anyone bitches bout adding those games and not their shitty "games made by leftist pansies" just tell them that when their games start selling at decent numbers then we might add some of theirs.

Julian Williams
Julian Williams

Cute girls*

Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

It's the Rick and Morty of sexual fetishes. A troglodyte like you could never understand the subtle nuances of such refined tastes.

Jack Wood
Jack Wood

Ya think any of these women know that all they are is another sideshow for the 6o'clock news?

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

The robot from Portal
What. Having a female voice actress does not make the character female. They really had to try hard for that one…
The protag from Alien Isolation wasn't bad, but she also wasn't very fleshed out. Her main virtue is that she isn't obnoxious while also not being a worthless mute like Gordon Mememan. However if I'm to judge based on those merits, then Samus is definitely the best (specifically in the Prime and Fusion games). I also enjoyed how she was fleshed out in Fusion. Perhaps one of the only successful applications of stronk womyn in video games.

Landon Price
Landon Price

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand cockolding. The erotic effect is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of interpersonal relationships most of the appeal will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also the cuckold's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his fetish- it draws heavily from phychological torture, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these scenes, to realise that they’re not just erotic- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike cuckoldry truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the appeal in the cuck’s existential practice “prepping the bull,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Schlomo Shekelstein’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

Haydee and Bayonetta are listed above SJW games
I assume it's sorted by top sellers

Michael Wright
Michael Wright

Only 2 or so good games and the rest are either garbage or not games at all

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall

cuck porn needing a high IQ to understand

Is this next level shitposting? Your wall of text could be summed up as some dudes like being humiliated.

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

Shame that all of that cognition goes to waste denying the only real meaning of life.

Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

What is the meaning of life?

David Williams
David Williams

lurk moar faggot

Parker Price
Parker Price

Reproduction of your own genes, the only thing constant among all lifeforms.

Anthony Harris
Anthony Harris

What in the goddamn world are you rambling about? You are trying to be smart or something?

Austin Young
Austin Young

Truly, the Big Bang Theory of Western animation.

Tyler Richardson
Tyler Richardson

Uh, no. Did you pass a 6th grade reading level? I meant exactly what you said. Having babies is the only thing all life has in common, not anything else.

Andrew Adams
Andrew Adams

what you said
What I said, jesus.

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

may as well

Lucas Russell
Lucas Russell

Do you think you are smarter than me or something you goddamn freak? We don't take kindly to your types around here.

Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

Man, you guys have some of the most boring trolls nowadays. I mean fuck, you think I'm going to reply to you 20 more times so I can get mad? No, nigger, now I'm going to get mad now and stop replying because you were boring. It's like finishing too early during sex.

Jace Wilson
Jace Wilson

Shut up you pseudo-intellectual weirdo.

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

Shit, shit wasnt that fucked up 2 years ago after the end if the two seasons.
Fucking reddit and normalfags.

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

Excuse me for not knowing some shitty copypasta about some cartoon I don't even watch.

What a pussy smasher.

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

You people aren't rick and morty fans, if you were you'd have an IQ high enough to figure out the hidden cryptic message in this post.

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

Fucking Mandanon

Carter Cox
Carter Cox

The sad thing is that i actually like the first 2 seasons. Women ruined the show.

Nathaniel Collins
Nathaniel Collins

He's been pretty fucking solid in his uploads. Hope he stays that way for a while and doesn't jump on the streaming bandwagon that's ruined many a good content creator over the years. RIP Demo D

Carter White
Carter White

Season 1 is tolerable. It has some issues but it's not really shit. The "lel nerd references" are kept to a minimal as well. Also reminder that shows being solid for the first season then going to shit is nothing new. Cheers was way ahead of the game on that. And before that MASH.

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

Her Story and Gone Home in the same bundle as Bayonetta and Haydee

There's some radfem SJW tards literally shaking over this somewhere.

Mason Campbell
Mason Campbell

Hypersexualized characters
What did they mean by this?

Metroid
Wario Land got that covered and it's more fun to play.
Senran Kagura
The girl with big tits and uses a fishing pole to do stupid shit? That's a dumb concept.

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