♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥ Hey guys, I think you are all pretty much...

Isaac White
Isaac White

♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥

Hey guys, I think you are all pretty much the worst creatures I know. Please Die. Edition.

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyYA8FlfBd0
https://www.dropbox.com/s/eyo2aafo37izoog/Photo%20Sep%2019%2C%209%2050%2040%20PM.jpg?dl=0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58RgMPxHghA
https://www.dropbox.com/s/gczgytxp181ibqm/I%20love%20my%208-bitch%20-%20Iggy%20Sawdust%20.m4a?dl=0
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1474209806854.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1474209806854.webm
https://boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/9292296
https://bad-dragon.com/products/bumblehooves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcxnwv7yaQk
Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

lmao awesome

Asher Jackson
Asher Jackson

edgy

Jace Myers
Jace Myers

I also caught a lot of money.

Brayden Peterson
Brayden Peterson

unbelievable!

Blake Evans
Blake Evans

They're amazing live. Did you hear their new song, by the way?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyYA8FlfBd0

David Thompson
David Thompson

trim your nails ya poof

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

i'm sure it was a blast for u
no i havent heart it. im not as hot on them as u.

Grayson Taylor
Grayson Taylor

I don't currently feel a need to.

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

heart

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

Try it. :3

It has a different feel from their other stuff. The video is also great.

ay gurl

Jaxon Wright
Jaxon Wright

What happened to all the good posters :(

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

grim is getting his life in order

Eli Butler
Eli Butler

died in nam

Lincoln Flores
Lincoln Flores

all righty im on it

Jack Reed
Jack Reed

Sup.
I ate them so i could become the ultimate good poster.

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

I missed that meme.

Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

All of your opinions are stomped by the boot of Lawlessness.

It has a kind of pop-ish feel.

Shitposting; I'll exercise soon. You?

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

I give the (you)
you gibe the cummies

Aaron Lee
Aaron Lee

kinda wish my cats enjoyed 2nd hand weed smoke

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

Nothing much really, just browsing through 4chan and here. Probably going to bed soon.
Yes.

Brandon Parker
Brandon Parker

Filename
Uh....

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

who this qt?

the gothic kinda electronics are good addition

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

grim would love you
RIP grim

Tyler Myers
Tyler Myers

The only faggot here is you Scootadoot :^)

Eli Carter
Eli Carter

rip

Carter Foster
Carter Foster

or i guess it's just keyboard

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

tfw grim will never fulltime post again

Ryder Myers
Ryder Myers

Where did he go?

Jose Lewis
Jose Lewis

Well... that maybe so... but....

His name, was grimmy grimson

Aaron Phillips
Aaron Phillips

hell be back...

Mason Mitchell
Mason Mitchell

What have you been doing lately? I don't think you're around much. ^^

https://www.dropbox.com/s/eyo2aafo37izoog/Photo%20Sep%2019%2C%209%2050%2040%20PM.jpg?dl=0

Figured you'd like this image since you like edgy art like that. I thought the backdrop was pretty good. :3

Yeah that sound went well with that song. Not sure what the next album will be like.

I think you used to like Ghost more, back when I first showed them to you.

Cameron Wilson
Cameron Wilson

had some drama and quit or some shit

Lucas Roberts
Lucas Roberts

Sounds very grim

Cameron Martin
Cameron Martin

they wore on me a bit

Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

Typefucking on 4chan, having a friend staying at my place for a while, basically just chilling.

Must have been some pretty heavy shit because he doesn't really seem to be the type that quits because of some drama.

Connor Gray
Connor Gray

By the way did you have an irish poster here eventually?

Zachary Cook
Zachary Cook

lately*

Luis Hughes
Luis Hughes

plepple lives in ireland but he hasnt been around in ages it feels like

Benjamin Torres
Benjamin Torres

u wore on me a bit

Are you a kawaii shota in ERP?

Weren't you in college or something?

Sebastian Jenkins
Sebastian Jenkins

u r breaking my heart erio!

Oliver Johnson
Oliver Johnson

Nah not really, more like a ghost loli.
And i don't go to college since i don't have the mentality for that.

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

Well i don't know who that is. I'm talking about a few months ago maybe?

Eli Smith
Eli Smith

Dice rollRolled 2 + 1 (1d10)

Its time to randomly cyber someone in steam. Lets see who it is..... I havent rolled in a while.....

Carson Jones
Carson Jones

Dice rollRolled 4 + 1 (1d10)

This ought to be good.

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

Maybe i am.

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

maybe

Gabriel Cruz
Gabriel Cruz

I'm sure Bart diagnosed you as a sociopath at some point so u don't have a heart

You like being the ghost little girl?

What's your plan in life?

Joshua Rivera
Joshua Rivera

We are all crazy down here, georgey, and when you are down here... YOU'LL be crazy too!

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

yeah, why does he e-dare so many sociopaths i wonder

Robert Hill
Robert Hill

I have actually other characters but i'm not gonna reveal them. Of course you're welcome to find out. You got discord?
About my life, i'm actually having a meeting tomorrow about that.
I don't take it so badly.

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

you take it?

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

I don't know, do you?

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

sclotaloo how would u feel if i told u that u couldnt compete with my professional-grade ramona flowers folder

Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

I am a switch.

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

Am i the only one who thinks this is getting more akward?

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

If I was so bothered about this folder it would have been more kitted out by now.
That is how I feel about it.

Noah Baker
Noah Baker

Yes.

Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen

hmm

Ethan King
Ethan King

At first I was wondering if you played truth or dare with him or what, and then I realized you meant "e-date."

I don't usually use Discord. ^^

And okay. I'm gonna stop stalling and go exercise.

Jeremiah Bennett
Jeremiah Bennett

Sorry dude. But its pretty cool having an awesome Ramona folder.

I amglad I can be of service fam.

Cameron Carter
Cameron Carter

usually
So you do huh?
Thank you, ily no homo.

Lucas Gutierrez
Lucas Gutierrez

maybe i did play t-o-d w/ him
who's to say

Robert Rivera
Robert Rivera

No homo

Pft, the straight boys always fuck you up the most.

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

/r9k/
wagey vs NEET thread
someone poosting THICK asians

Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

You could be right about that, then again. I am actually questioning my sexuality.

David Murphy
David Murphy

u dont have to turn urself gay just cuz internet people told u to!!!! stay strong

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

implying bi doesn't exist
Besides its my own choice in the end right?

Joseph Wilson
Joseph Wilson

Bisexuality is the obvious and superior LGBTQ+

Chase Perez
Chase Perez

no, it's god's choice

Gabriel Wilson
Gabriel Wilson

Yeah because you have more options instead of limiting yourself.

Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright

Variety is the spice of life.

Julian Green
Julian Green

Besides who cares about gender when you're on the internet most of the time?

Levi Campbell
Levi Campbell

You've been thinking this through. We all think the same.

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

Indeed i have. Great minds think alike.

Josiah Wilson
Josiah Wilson

Imagine all the girls ah ah ah aaaaah ah ah ah ah

Kayden Brown
Kayden Brown

A toast to you, familia

Dylan Jackson
Dylan Jackson

You too. Oh well i'm gonna go to bed now.
See ya!

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

good sleeps to you
good night pupper

Ian Brooks
Ian Brooks

Well, its just me.
RIFK

Adrian Ross
Adrian Ross

Congratulations.

Thomas Cruz
Thomas Cruz

Thank goodness. The barman. ANother cuba libre please.

John Allen
John Allen

That's the one with an umbrella in it right?

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

Not as far as I am aware... its just coke, rum and a wedge of lime

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

Nah, that definitely has an umbrella in it.

Libre is Spanish for umbrella or something.

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

I do not have an education in useless shitty language, spanish is alien to me

Justin Miller
Justin Miller

it means book

library

Nathaniel Adams
Nathaniel Adams

It's pretty shitty, yeah.

Jeremiah Wood
Jeremiah Wood

I had to google

It means Free Cuba... it was invented by teddy roosvelt and the rough riders

Nathaniel Moore
Nathaniel Moore

Nothing says freedom like tiny umbrellas.

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

God bless tiny umbrellas

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

He must've made them himself.

Carter Cooper
Carter Cooper

Check mate atheists, how do you "evolve" tiny umbrellas... you cant

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

You plant a big umbrella in the ground. Like how you make mini corn.

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

Waky Brits

Luis Green
Luis Green

might become a farmer

James Price
James Price

All the farmers I know are fucking rich. Might be a good plan.

Landon Carter
Landon Carter

also i get to shoot people and own land

sorted

Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall

I mean yeah I guess.

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

then I could drive a pimped out range rover

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

How do we revive a thread? Anyone know CPR?

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

I post a lonely thread, the only thread that ive ever known... dont know what it memes, but its only me and I post alone

Kevin Scott
Kevin Scott

Might as well rename the board to /scootimus/

Ian Morales
Ian Morales

Finally. The day has come. The day I have awaited.

Landon Moore
Landon Moore

As if people are busy on a tuesday evening.

Christopher Martinez
Christopher Martinez

I'm Tuesday on a busy evening

Jace Reed
Jace Reed

Disgusting

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

DVD and pee

Ian Turner
Ian Turner

Responsible scoot brain says "stop drinking, get water, go to bed now

BUT FUCK THAT NERD.

time to go annihilation, and solo post

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

give me lewd shit

Anthony Cooper
Anthony Cooper

proud of you scoots. you're the hero the threads don't need or deserve.

Xavier Brooks
Xavier Brooks

Has it not been this way since the beggining of the shitposting age?

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

I didn't mean 3dpd

Isaac Thomas
Isaac Thomas

it has. but I never let you know how I felt. now you have the coveted approval of cakes.

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

Finally. This. Recognition.
I mean after all. You are my creator.
Which is pretty thread lore really.

Christian Bennett
Christian Bennett

go forth and shitpost with new vigor scoots. only you can do what you do.

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

demon

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

It feels like I drunk 45 red bulls!

Justin Barnes
Justin Barnes

posting on /r9k/

Oh well.

Angel Thomas
Angel Thomas

only 45? I'm losing my touch.

Eli Perez
Eli Perez

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58RgMPxHghA

Justin Foster
Justin Foster

The real big cans tho

Christian Flores
Christian Flores

ah, okay then good.

Isaiah Cox
Isaiah Cox

Hello people.

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

and the thread is saved.

Carter Wilson
Carter Wilson

automapping my iphone to ableton live

If this works... You will get a fresh cancerstep song

https://www.dropbox.com/s/gczgytxp181ibqm/I%20love%20my%208-bitch%20-%20Iggy%20Sawdust%20.m4a?dl=0

Intro veeeeeenis mang

didnt they legalize medical heroin in canada btw?

Bentley Hill
Bentley Hill

pft

Henry Howard
Henry Howard

more posters means better thread, does it not?

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

No.

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

if being lewd is bad then I don't wanna be good

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

it does not

Dominic Garcia
Dominic Garcia

well maddie improves it in my eyes at least.

you have a point. if you were gone it might actually improve things.

Gabriel Powell
Gabriel Powell

take more nudes you fucking whore

Kayden Clark
Kayden Clark

I need to up my queer stock.

Its like an arms race.... but instead of ICBMs its DICKS

Brody Phillips
Brody Phillips

this

post more nezi dick. slut

Cooper Sanchez
Cooper Sanchez

come make me, you fucking sexy person

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

someone is being a grumpy pants today.

Grayson Morgan
Grayson Morgan

i will come if you do it

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

I want to drink really badly.

Jace Garcia
Jace Garcia

Glad to be of service~

SCOOTS! How was the rest of your shift, diggy?

Daniel Brown
Daniel Brown

no we need bp pics

Hudson Murphy
Hudson Murphy

I survived it. SO that is something. How are you???

Well, make them post, jeez.

Jackson Kelly
Jackson Kelly

NEZI POST NEW TAIL PICS

Lincoln Perry
Lincoln Perry

that feel though

oh I've got something you can service alright.

Leo Cox
Leo Cox

if you want him to do that you should post some of your own, it would only be fair.

a shame such a thing doesn't exist~

Grayson Price
Grayson Price

Ugh

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

I'm glad you did^^

Doing okay. Paid rent so I'm super poor now lol I hate the 20th x_x

Oh yeah?

John Lewis
John Lewis

you should just quit your job and drink all day every day, obviously.

yeah. you can service deez.

Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

and I'll come if you come~

Samuel Gutierrez
Samuel Gutierrez

that was a given. im insulted you'd think otherwise

Aiden Bailey
Aiden Bailey

LEWD

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

A gryphon?

Sebastian Evans
Sebastian Evans

I know. I'm a monster. what happened to me maddie.

what happened.

Tyler Johnson
Tyler Johnson

Would run out of money.

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

burdcat

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

yes

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

i think what happened is u started posting on animus too much

Ryan James
Ryan James

wow that dog's patience.

money is a social construct.

Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

The world will never know.

James Ortiz
James Ortiz

That people ride in fiction lol

Weird!

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

such is life

Brayden Brown
Brayden Brown

thanks welma, how are you?
feeling hype for the week?

Gabriel Walker
Gabriel Walker

all you ever think about is riding, isn't it lewdo?

Chase Robinson
Chase Robinson

i just told u the answer
now u know

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

Why did they like draw it as though it was an anime person gryphon thing?

Yes so get the leash back on and we'll saddle up

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

And society makes the rules.

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

its just how fanart works

Cooper Cook
Cooper Cook

wouldn't it be a bit and a lead used, not a leash? that would be for going on a walk.

society is a social construct.

Luke Rogers
Luke Rogers

so is my dick

Cooper Campbell
Cooper Campbell

I am an ANTI social construct.

BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

No shit.

Luis Nguyen
Luis Nguyen

Fanart would imply it's from something and not just a random ass gryphon though

I don't know these things I've never been on a horse but sure lol I'm good with strapping you up in such things

Bentley Gutierrez
Bentley Gutierrez

:3 bb

also this cute af https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1474209806854.webm

Nathaniel Rivera
Nathaniel Rivera

you can't be a pimp and a prostitute too

Matthew Wright
Matthew Wright

it's from mlp

Noah Torres
Noah Torres

hadnt seen the tiddeh flash...... just shared it with cupcake.....

Delete this post.

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

..... i thought that was ponies?

Ian Watson
Ian Watson

Gilda best cumudgeon

Grayson Brooks
Grayson Brooks

No, not particularly tbh lol

I'm sick of working hard to just be a poorfag.

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

not entirely

Matthew Anderson
Matthew Anderson

WHEN I SAY NOTHING I SAY EVERYTHING
YEAH WHEN I SAY NOTHING
I SAY EVERYTHING

Ayden Parker
Ayden Parker

that is adorable as hell.

okay good I just wanted to make sure we have things right depending on what type of pet play you want at the time

that's dumb as hell scoots. them titties are stupid.

tsk tsk tsk

Joseph Torres
Joseph Torres

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1474209806854.webm er..... sharing because......

BUT

I know that feel, though really I dont think I am a poor fag.
I think I am pretty okayish off

able to support myself and other people and their habits

Guess so.

Angel Morgan
Angel Morgan

Such a deep show lol

good boy

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

it goes very deep indeed

Austin Wilson
Austin Wilson

I guess.

Jonathan Robinson
Jonathan Robinson

Its a nice thread..... maybe you and elma would like?
I am a /gif/ vet
urgh
aka a pervert.

https://boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/9292296

Kevin Miller
Kevin Miller

Horse penis joke

Jacob Allen
Jacob Allen

i was talking about mine

Noah Morris
Noah Morris

post horse cock

Jordan Richardson
Jordan Richardson

-posts my penis-

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

God damn fam!

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

https://bad-dragon.com/products/bumblehooves

Hudson Campbell
Hudson Campbell

I'm hoping to hear that a lot

cupcake and his future bf

oh come on.

eh. watching a bunch of gifs in a row has never been my thing

Christopher Cruz
Christopher Cruz

Your penis or your joke?

Only after the opposite a few dozen times of course

Jason Peterson
Jason Peterson

maybe....
maybe I can ...see yours?

Cameron Brooks
Cameron Brooks

Hm?

Carter Morgan
Carter Morgan

the former

Ian Sanders
Ian Sanders

of course. gotta mete out the punishment first because I'm sure to get it wrong for a while.

veeeeeeeeeeeery funny tracer. hilarious. you're a real comic genius.

Luke Jones
Luke Jones

Oh well, I mean, its me and my irl friend's board.
We both /b/, /gif/ on reg.

Wow, how presumptious. You think I am a hussy?

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

How big are your hands though, Cuppers?

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

I suppose.

Austin Rodriguez
Austin Rodriguez

Hot

That's why you get taught better

Ian Cruz
Ian Cruz

it's physically quite warm to the touch, yes

Michael Martin
Michael Martin

Hussy for the Stussy Girl I got dat S

Josiah Wilson
Josiah Wilson

It'd be boring otherwise

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

having huge hands

stussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcxnwv7yaQk

Jose Hall
Jose Hall

it's either something i dont care about or sometimes something that is physically uncomfortable no literally no reason

i would hate to bore you

Christian Perez
Christian Perez

they are pretty average size.

what a pair of fags

AND THE LAUGHS KEEP COMING

I need lots of training.

Isaac Brown
Isaac Brown

those are huge hands

Jaxson Adams
Jaxson Adams

would not get fisted by Scoots/ 10

those hands are biggums

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

Alright, bored now.

Logan Butler
Logan Butler

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!?! gawd it seems I am a manly man, god damn

Aaron Lopez
Aaron Lopez

it's got the beep from the magica school bus lmao
I hope your days going well scotalotaloo
finally got a day off work?

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

The dream... in tatters.

Jackson Martin
Jackson Martin

AHHHH....

Angel Thomas
Angel Thomas

whats it like

everyone around me has bigger hands than me.

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

Hell yeah man, tomorrow off... Hence me getting rowdy.

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

honestly amazed you lasted this long.

which is the name of your sex tape BOOM

scoots

manly man

pick one.

same

Kayden Perry
Kayden Perry

AAAAAAHHHH

Zachary Morgan
Zachary Morgan

tatters and splatters

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

I don't know. I am double jointed, so my hands aren't really consistent with the average man hand.

I know right?!?!

Makes me sick.

Charles Perry
Charles Perry

HAAAAAAAAH......

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

thats so weird

Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

"The smartest thing to come out of my mouth was my boyfriends cock"
-Cupcake

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

Elma. You are making daddy shuffle.

I have hypermobility... So all my joints are suple. Its the worst.

Xavier Lewis
Xavier Lewis

Holy fuck

Isaac Taylor
Isaac Taylor

I never said anything of the sort I will see you in court for liable.

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

do you have my folder?

Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

It's true, though.

Juan Long
Juan Long

mfw inside Cupcake and he clenches up

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

Better late than never soto

Jack Kelly
Jack Kelly

What might shuffle mean??

I hope it's not bad x_x

Anthony Sanchez
Anthony Sanchez

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Alexander Perez
Alexander Perez

I have had smart things come out of my mouth before that are not phalluses. it's just not common.

Ayden Robinson
Ayden Robinson

Citation needed.

Isaiah White
Isaiah White

Its when you get mighty hawt and have to readjust... its a good thing.

Zachary Cox
Zachary Cox

that was quite the pay off

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

I have had smart things come out of my mouth before that are not phalluses

That's what happens when you don't swallow

Camden Walker
Camden Walker

where are YOUR citations for ANYTHING?!

Sebastian Robinson
Sebastian Robinson

I have a quote right here:

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

when they incorrectly citation/reference for your dick

Ethan Hill
Ethan Hill

Oh, lordy.

Y-you're welcome~

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

Better than citing Wikipedia

Adam Scott
Adam Scott

proud of u

SHUT UP DUCKY

a quote means nothing if the quote is not REAL

Asher Turner
Asher Turner

Good then don't!

Tons of it, particularly rough training

Brayden Roberts
Brayden Roberts

Right? Its like. A thing.

True, but tell that to loco

Jacob Bell
Jacob Bell

Real enough.

Camden Rivera
Camden Rivera

cupcake x Soto OTP

THREAD LORE

Jeremiah Diaz
Jeremiah Diaz

Show me.

Liam Myers
Liam Myers

the more rough the better, really

explain how something that isn't real in the slightest is "real enough"

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

Scoots = senpai, thread lore?

Logan Davis
Logan Davis

Because I believe it.

Wyatt Adams
Wyatt Adams

you leave me little choice

Parker Green
Parker Green

wow.

that's one of the best things you've posted that I've actually watched

how cruel of you.

Juan Jenkins
Juan Jenkins

When he watches your webms

Julian Scott
Julian Scott

Taco Soto No Primo? - chapter 1

It was a hot day in Pasadena. And Cupcake was toiling in their garden...

"These... gosh darn.... tulips.... I...." Cupcake exhaustively sighed.

Gardening and horticulture on the west coast was different. Frequent and irregular tropical weather and dry spells. The dry spells. Reminded him of his love life. Blushing. Tearing roots. 'Maybe I need some h-help'.

END OF INTRO

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

Oh my

brb taking a greyhound down there

^W^

Jason James
Jason James

I'm the cruelest.

Noah Edwards
Noah Edwards

Exactly!

It's my way or no way at all bae

Jacob Rogers
Jacob Rogers

oh ffs

hurry up soto

you're as cold as ice. but I must know, are you willing to sacrifice our love?

Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

what do you want exactly

Xavier Hernandez
Xavier Hernandez

I'm a simple man
With simple tastes

Like you watching my webms

Levi Moore
Levi Moore

I'll be sure to do it even less now so you don't get too complacent.

Carson Bailey
Carson Bailey

That... I mean... I could....

damn right kohai

:3

i mean if squash gets one

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

Sure.

Blake Sanders
Blake Sanders

Jokes on you, that's one of my more complex tastes

Zachary Bennett
Zachary Bennett

lol'd

Yes daddy

Joseph Ross
Joseph Ross

you're a crazy person

you never take advice. someday you'll pay the price, I know. I've seen it before it happens all the time, closing the door you leave the world behind. digging for gold, you're throwing away, a fortune in feelings but someday you'll pay.

you're impossible!

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

I know you are but what am I?

Jackson Walker
Jackson Walker

I want it all

yays internally

Ryder Moore
Ryder Moore

how vague

Hunter Ramirez
Hunter Ramirez

I dunno man, I feel like it might be super awkward when we first meet irl
Not like in a weird way but like I already know so much about you but never have met you irl

Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall

I like that song a lot.

impossible.

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

isn't that what would make it less awkward?

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

Maybe.

Maybe.

I will contemplate a better response during muh shower

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

CHAPTER ONE

It wasnt the wind that woke soto, it wasnt even the clashing of bins outside.... "damn trash cans" he thought as he stirred in his bed... It was the dream that had stirred him from his usual REM or deep sleep and shit.
Man soto sleeps like a baby man. Anyway... he finally began dreaming and focussing in his sleepy head a pciture....

Imagine a cinema screem.... and being projected on that is soto's garade(fucking emmes) in this fil soto begins picturing thanksgiving....

HEY! TONY! Ypou gonna lete....er, HER, cut the turkey...." Soto's sister venturesd..... dressed like a KEEBLURRRR HURR elf.....
man she look like soto tho.

Soto looks around and thats when he wakes up.

FUCK RIGHT

waking up before seeing someone important ina dream? PLOT TWIST.

END OF CHAPTER 1

Lincoln Brown
Lincoln Brown

I can tell.

Aiden Lee
Aiden Lee

Literally

good girl, now... beg daddy

Camden Torres
Camden Torres

I'll detail it in private winkyface

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

don't think about me while you shower you pervert.

it's unusual for you to notice something about me CORRECTLY

Blake Powell
Blake Powell

you're offline

Nicholas Ortiz
Nicholas Ortiz

the thought plickens

I find myself wishing I had a folder of just lewd climax faces now

Joseph Brown
Joseph Brown

HERE?

Ayden Hill
Ayden Hill

Here's one for you

Oliver Wright
Oliver Wright

lewd af

Chase Phillips
Chase Phillips

like a fine stew

yes

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

Not really

What if you act different irl compared to how you post?
I certainly do

What if youre a huge bully that takes advantage of me being all respectful and well mannered?

Reminds me of those shitty NaruHina fanfics I would read like wayyyy back

Leo Brooks
Leo Brooks

I'm pretty similar to this in real life, just less outwardly slutty in what the real world public is, and more shy.

Carson Smith
Carson Smith

*giggles*

Please, Daddy. Let me see your magnificent throbbing cock. P-please let me feast my eyes upon your girthy member >///<

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

that spoiler text tho

Joseph Campbell
Joseph Campbell

I never said when

Jordan Ward
Jordan Ward

who is this new avatar you have anyway. I've been liking her.

Levi Nelson
Levi Nelson

i feel tugged around

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

SHUDDUP >////<

There's shoes on the line here.

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

CHAPTER 2

Cupcake was growing ever more frustrated.
Being left alone with such a huge house... with a huge garden,...... was a burden

*cupcake wiggled and smacked the leopard pprint leotard against their nubile white skin*

"Yoha, atleast..... atleast I have...." *deep sigh* the crysanthenuuuuuuuuuums will never come through without help.....

"Help..... what if I....."

"GOD. FUCKING. DAMN. IT. MARIE."

Soto was chortling now, Alchemist was shouting at the newfag whore camslut, marie. Soto loved test, he always went HAM when drinking. He also had a hot sister.
Soto couldnt help but feel something creeping in his head....some emoticon, like loniliiiiiiiiiiinesss???? nah brush he needed more booze.

end of chaptrer 2

in the best way!

Good. You are allowed

Kayden King
Kayden King

[. . .]

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

What if the Soto you truly love isn't actually me?

What if the asian looking spic isn't really me irl, I just downloaded my fb friends pictures and pretended to be him this whole time

William Phillips
William Phillips

*cupcake wiggled and smacked the leopard pprint leotard against their nubile white skin*

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

See, how I am damned well accurate?

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

that seems like a yes. man I never remember who I give my folders too.

that would be quite a shock, honestly.

Hudson Watson
Hudson Watson

how on earth does that relate to gardening?

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

you never gave your folder to me...

Benjamin White
Benjamin White

cc from code geass, probably one of the first anime series i watched that were not something i thought was just a cartoon lol

Tugging might be a part of it

Levi Martinez
Levi Martinez

u people make me sick

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

All people make you sick.

Charles Scott
Charles Scott

Would you still hang out with me or just ditch me?

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

you just saved what I posted? how rude. how dare you. how could you. this is egregious.

that's cool. she's pretty neat, and you also seem to have a bunch of lewds of her. pervert~

Austin Adams
Austin Adams

Do you not have a gardening leotard?

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

depends. most likely we could still hang out at the very least.

Grayson Collins
Grayson Collins

woman, I don't garden. what am I a fucking faggot?

Colton Hill
Colton Hill

not children. they make him horny.

Carson Mitchell
Carson Mitchell

not true

Liam Thomas
Liam Thomas

I threw up a little.

Brody Young
Brody Young

not true

John Ross
John Ross

chapter 3

Cupcake began engaging in yoga... shitting tiger

bendy cluck

zen the ass

and other popular positions as instructed by the kylie jenner dvd. Naturally cupcake had torrented that onto their blackberry. aint nobody got time for laptops.

as they were panting in a mess on their shag carpet(lol shag) cupcake, kind of like remembered about the help.... lol casual racism.... he decided to look in the YELLOW PAGES(sponsorship man), under "Spic" he found a billion nuumbers for "gardeners/horticulturalists."

"Oh, this is going to be..... a difficile...."

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

Soto, hearing, feeling, being raped by the alarn clock....

"hgnhuhgh ghostie.... fag- man-manny di-"

IT WAS 6AM!!!! shit!!! soto was late for his really super duper important management MEETING... SHIT!!!!

end of chapter 3

You will see... its all relevant....

lawl

Jacob Sullivan
Jacob Sullivan

Is this a no? the offer can be retracted

quit taking everyone's cocks so deep down your throat then fag

Not even my biggest lewd folder wait you weren't posting when i posted that folder a bunch were you?! interesting!

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

da hell u talkin about

Eli Gonzalez
Eli Gonzalez

im too impatient

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

WOW

Kayden Cox
Kayden Cox

soto is the spic gardener

LOL

I think I've seen you post some pretty lewd stuff before!

what? if you've been lying that much to me this whole time I think I'd be entitled to decide not to hang!

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

At least suck my dick

Christian Ross
Christian Ross

well obviously. if you came all that way it would be the least I could do.

Elijah Clark
Elijah Clark

I didn't
was too busy worrying~

Joshua Thomas
Joshua Thomas

I used to archive the threads and then separate out people's images

I've since deleted my archive but I have parts of people's folders

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

haha it's funny because it's incredibly depressing and accurate

wow what a stalker

William Brown
William Brown

Dude, Imagine if a fat ugly sweaty neckbeard came up to you and said "Hi I'm Soto"

Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

if someone here actually knew you they would see past your makeup very easily

Jeremiah Clark
Jeremiah Clark

my ex was pretty fat. I could probably handle it

Lucas Myers
Lucas Myers

Gardening is relaxing you meanie-face >///>

Jaxson Reyes
Jaxson Reyes

What, my worrying?

Easton Collins
Easton Collins

yeah for girls and FAGS

Bentley Brooks
Bentley Brooks

Making you sick, gagging, seriously keep up

That's a shame

Good thing you're good with dressing up but this one

Camden Ward
Camden Ward

yes.

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

chapter 4

"I guess 404 it is....."

cakers decided to dial an appropriate number..... 404-690-420

the tone dialed...

"So... as you can see... the management are riding us hard... they want to diversify... apparently selling dildos isnt enough... apparently horticulture is the next phase,......"

god, this fucking baaka, soto hated jerry, he was 50, 50 pounds over weight and a total vanilla fag. Lecturing us about diversity? shit, did he even know how to spell that. .. soto looked out the office window... it was a cool day today,..... i mean ffs it was thanksgiving fam.... what was he thankful for?

"Hey....yo.... YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... anthony????!!!!!, answer the damn phone!!!!!!"

Oh, man shit, brain fart.... is that the gundam theme? shit so cash yo.

"hello, CoonAssociates..... how can I he-"

YES! I mean, sorry. Uhm." said the voice shakily. wow she sounds cute, soto thought. "I mean, like, can I have like.... one of your horty cultural people???"

"Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo....... I mean, hello m-ms? i am your rep today.... we can certainly have our guys come to you.... what seems to be the.......er, issue?"
Oh fuck, cupcake was getting spaghetti deep in a phone convo, shit I wonder how this will turn out.

end of chapter 4

its all like, realistic and shit kek

Hunter Lopez
Hunter Lopez

spoilering text should be bannable offence

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

Muh medical bullshit

Dylan Thomas
Dylan Thomas

now you are starting to piss me off. im going to go.

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

hmmph

Eli Cox
Eli Cox

oh my. oh
my

this is getting good

don't forget all those bills

<3

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

letting ym genius pour out.
its like really happening man, shiiiiiit

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

Those are the least of my worries right now.

Whatever is going on is recurrent following a regimen of bactrim and keflex, shit meant for MRSA

I can't see a specialist until october 11th

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

This is starting to sound like a shitty porn flick

Imagine though? Dude that would be crazy dude
I can't ever imagine being fat since Im so used to being in shape

Aaron Ramirez
Aaron Ramirez

yikes. all jokes aside I really hope that turns out okay.

Isaiah Carter
Isaiah Carter

but what a story to tell the grandkids, eh?

Christopher Gutierrez
Christopher Gutierrez

Yeah
Me too

Blake Cooper
Blake Cooper

wow how selfish of you. with all your white privilege. let some black guy with a different problem be okay instead holy fuck I can't even believe you right now. I can't handle serious stuff I must joke I am so sorry ;_;

Ryder Nguyen
Ryder Nguyen

I just thought everyone that posted in the threads was interesting and wanted to remember everyone...

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

Cupcake confirmed for insensitive monster.

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

<3

Laters

Matthew White
Matthew White

i am filled with so much rage

Zachary Reed
Zachary Reed

you're pretty sweet, neziwezi

this was already well known

oh my. ripping clothes is also good~

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

chapter 5

"Well, ms, it depends on yourbush.... I mean.... like your garden?"

cupcake was flushing hard, staring at their lounge.... the vodka bottle fort was becoming impressive...

"well, s-sir, I am a.... erm.... well.... its my tulips....and my lawn.... i could do with it tearing up..... and being given a good hoe'ing....I mean"

FUCKING WOAH SHIT intense right? soto was suddenly getting lewd thoughts, damn is this a doujin fam?

"I, mean, i could send a supervisor to c-consult witmyou if you'd like....d-doushio?"

"what was that??? whats a dooshee-o?" cupcake was confused, is this specialist lingo?

"oh, n-nothing, I sneezed///// ahahaha" soto breathed a little heavier now.... jeez...... fucking matthew.... leaving him and his sack full. tease.

"w-well. its urgent so like.... can you come today?" cupcake was getting tense... this was really rustling him. he was fucking missing keeping up with the karsdashians ffs.

"S-sure, we can get someone out... like, in a hour?" Soto began writing down their address... he didnt even need no address..... he used his dox skills grim-senpai taught him....... time to LIVE the porno

"Okay. so. see you soon.....b-bye....." cupcake put the phone down...... their butt clenching....

end of chapter 5

well guess what.....

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

Sorry my fellow privileged white male

I'm going on vacation next week with family though, so that'll be fun!
I'm too exhausted to make le funny jokes, I'mma play vidya

Michael Mitchell
Michael Mitchell

cupcake was flushing hard, staring at their lounge.... the vodka bottle fort was becoming impressive...

Grayson Lopez
Grayson Lopez

grandkids
;~;
I wish we could have some

damn is this a doujin fam?

You're good at this Scoots

I giggled

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

I was unaware of this. I feel so left in the dark.

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

have fun with your vidya. vacation sounds nice. you go on a lot of those, lucky duck

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

filthy anons learn things last. this is also known.

Henry Peterson
Henry Peterson

Ripped clothes red ass sorta seems to fit your liking! mine too

Angel Reyes
Angel Reyes

we can adopt!

maybe we can replicate a look that will reflect those tastes~

Noah Lee
Noah Lee

no you think im creepy ._.

Alexander Myers
Alexander Myers

I'm usually in the know.

Besides, you're far more filthy than me, slut.

Christian Parker
Christian Parker

there is no maybe about it, bae

Luke Martin
Luke Martin

I don't, actually.

this is true. I'm a dirty dirty slut.

Ayden Carter
Ayden Carter

I was hoping you'd say that

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

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