every time I get hot
you wanna cool down
every time I get high
you say you wanna come down
you say it's enough
in fact it's too much
every time I get a - get down, get down
get down, make love
every time I get hot
you wanna cool down
every time I get high
you say you wanna come down
you say it's enough
in fact it's too much
every time I get a - get down, get down
get down, make love
I bet I could.
Well if you want to dress up then we can get pretty close
I would totally be down, actually.
I bet you want to
I could of easily gotten in your pants last night if I tried.
I figured you'd like that one for certain reasons!
you uh...were not wrong.
i thought filtering shit posters was the norm
What makes you think that?
you filtered him but then followed him over here to see if he'd talk about it?
Just filter me too then.
Feels like 2013 all over again
I'm never wrong barring when I am which is surprisingly more often than not
well you are definitely not wrong this time.
already had it open
It seemed at least slightly implied by the things you said and did.
Back into your safe place you go.
- pounces - :3
Guys don't bully Blackjack
He's just super tsundere rn
I honestly need to just give him a hug and a kiss so he can calm down
Good! cause i wasn't gonna just stop then if i was
What did I say
Oh you don't remember?
pfft okay. see ya.
you are in a very lewd mood tonight!
I take it the chess players are long gone tonight?
To be fair I kind of am a lot of the time just less so? maybe
you have been decidedly more lewd tonight than usual!
My memory is really foggy right now
I play, but probably would lose.
I'll make sure to keep you in the dark then.
you like chess?
s-sometime in the future lets play i dont mind losing
I am aware of how to play.
an user broke the game
This might be true, are there any complaints?
well...no of course not
Why would you do that :c
white goes first
racist as fuck.
Why would I not? What do you think you might of said?
my bad, we needed to make a friends game not a random one
Then i dunno
I love this artist.
Then you'll never find out.
I'm taking it to my grave.
I'm with you there, great art
he does have a "sameface" thing going, but honestly his art is good enough I don't really care.
OH IM SO FUCKING TRIGGERED RN
ARE YOU TELLING ME I HAD TO GO THROUGH ALL THAT SHIT AND ALL THOSE WORLDS IN SMB3 WHILE SHE WAS GETTING FUCKED?
OH YOU BEST BELIEVE THAT BITCH BETTER GIVE ME 8 WORLDS WORTH OF SEX
Mario is just a giant cuck lmao
to some degree yeah he does
She was becoming bowser's cock sock, you were being cucked all along
he draws great porn though, that's all that counts.
smb3 was so hard for me when I played it as a kid dude
All that hard work for nothing
i fell asleep by accident while cuddling my pillow :x
I do that sometimes
I'm a pretty rude guy.
Why does no one bring me midnight snacks when I desire them so that I do not have to go to the store?
Well, I do know where you live.
Then come bring me some.
I'll draw great porn with you, by draw I mean just make in case that wasn't obvious
smb3 by the creator's words is just a play anyway, that's why the scenery is all bolted on and the levels end with that strange black background
Give me your address.
But you are in a different house right now.
It is far too late for me to play more.
I am off to bed.
You have to be nice to me or else
Oh yeah, I forgot.
Good, I like it better with a little mystery.
I take orders from no man.
I'm going to bed.
I could call your mom and ask.
You do not have her number.
can you be tentacles?~
But I do know her name, and the number is easy to find.
I can try but I make zero promises
well even just being able to try would be pretty impressive.
come rape me too master san
Is it? well then I guess i'll impress! lol
cause you don't bring me cuddles
Ah, good. You can become friends it will be good for her to know I am in good hands.
I am great with moms. I seduced Avery's mother, after all.
I'm pretty easy to impress
You will have a much more difficult time doing that to mine.
Not once I become a woman.
That would be even more difficult as I would immediately make you my woman.
As long as it ends with you being impressively sore then i'm good too!
well we covered this. I want to be very very sore.
Why is it impossible to fall back asleep when nothing wakes you up?
spoilertext is pretty awful
at least it wasn't spiders.
I was under the impression that there was an option to remove it.
fap until you pass out
It works most of the time
Though I gotta say this one time I was up for 5 rounds and still couldnt sleep but couldnt do anything else since I was so exhausted
I love Space Patrol Luluco!
I did not know that.
Still, my point stays valid.
Is that actually Chiri?
I think waking up in the middle of the night is worse, honestly.
That just makes me wake up more.
I knew I just wanted to get you to say it again
I do not bother with it.
Filenames are right, at least.
yeah it's not great. you okay?
it's her as far as anyone can tell. you usually aren't around this hour so you haven't seen her yet I guess.
Soooooorry not sorry
sorry is not a word I expect you'd need to use with me, ever.
I'm not not okay, at the very least.
Well, insofar as I'm awake 3 to 4 hours before I normally would be.
And I somehow feel not many people are autistic enough to remember Chiri's filenames without using an archive.
yeah of course. don't think you'll be able to get back to bed at all, huh?
oh yeah, it would take way more effort than would be worth to copy...well, anyone here really. plus other than the fact that she doesn't seem to do quite as many textwalls at people, and she doesn't seem to hate me anymore, she definitely acts like the chiri I personally remember
well it's only nice of me to do so at least once afterward, i mean if you can't sit and all.....
Well, I've been trying for the past hour or so.
I just finally gave up. I think I'm gonna grab a glass of water or something in a bit.
I don't have any reason to doubt. And I don't.
I usually just try to lay there and think since the rest of body still needs if your mind doesn't want it?
I would hope I can't sit properly for a while, and that's just from the foreplay
well, it's nice to see you at the very least, even if the reason you're here is a bummer.
i wanna sing but its like 3 a.m
WHO WOULD PUT THEIR PANTIES BACK ON IF THEY'RE THAT FULL OF CUM!?
I don't feel any of the usual effects of physical exhaustion.
Enjoying someone's company and shit.
yeah, I must be a real weirdo
"Spit when you wanna spit" - A drunk guy at the bus stop, 2015.
I'm not sure but it's extremely frustrating when it happens.
Do it anyway. You only live once.
Do not sing. It is unbecoming.
You just keep getting better
clearly you should
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
Post singing voice.
Who will hear you?
People on Discord.
and I probably won't stop~
But it's fine, because it's fun.
Ehh, I'll suffer through it either way.
I might try to get a couple more hours if I can rest in a bit.
It isn't even hot, it's just disgusting.
b-but 3 a.m
Ahh well the parents and my siblings are asleep and they have school tomorrow but its understandable its like 3 a.m
It truly is a terrible.
Atleast be productive, maybe.
Post whispering singing voice.
I did not plan to either
Would not know have not worn panties or had cum ever in that way sooooo lol
I'll sing for you
It's 1700 somewhere
nothing about me is fun, silly.
oh good, because I was hoping you wouldn't
you have a lovely voice kisskiss
It's too late for you to be yelling like that.
You say that as if you'd have to do either of those things to understand how disgusting it is.
You shouldn't tell such boldfaced lies, Cupcake.
Well I guess it would be nice
If I could touch your body
I know not everybody has got a body like you~
My siblings are asleep, yes.
It's almost half past 10 AM here.
Is that the shy youngin
And they have school tomorrow
I miss school
Otherwise I'm out of ideas and I'll probably just go back to doing something else.
Given your current milieu, I can see why you would miss it.
give several reasons why.
A burger sounds good right about now
I could go for a tit sandwhich
I was gonna agree with that, then I saw the lewd image.
Thanks for your concern, love.
Because lies are dishonest.
And they make
me people feel bad.
those are compelling reasons. but is it a lie when it's my own opinion of myself?
Would not know, plus even then it's subjectivity
I don't have anything or anyone in particular I miss, however. Maybe just the time.
It's a false opinion presented as truth, after all.
It was easy in comparison.
not as lewd as you are being right now!
or it's how I actually think about myself, presented as such. though I'll begrudgingly acknowledge that it does appear there are at least a few people who do seem to enjoy my company so bah.
Maybe a different kind of easy
Maybe. I would find what you are doing right now more fulfilling at least. School always bored me.
My body is untouchable.
I prefer to instrument than to sing
Weren't you a social butterfly?
Yeah, it was dull.
fair enough and true
it seems like all that's left is people posting anime girls.
what's up my dudes
what instrument do you play
What don't I play is the question.
I guess I could see why. I sometimes don't enjoy talking to people at all. But I'm so smooth at feigning interest now.
The skin flute. It is my instrument of choice.
hey izaya. miss having you around more.
everything I say is objectively true
Me too. It becomes a curse when they talk to you for everything.
I'm just flattered you came all this way just to see me.
wat dont you play?
The mere fact that you call it that tells me that you are not ready.
I got spooked and thought they were eye fucking her when I saw the thumbnail on sadpanda
What would you prefer me to call it?
that's what happens when i gotta work every fucking day dude. i should come here more on the weekends though. Do you guys still OW
Anything for you, beautiful.
nah. just good old fashioned cumming all over her eye from under a scarf. family friendly and church approved, really.
we do indeed, and we've missed you carrying us with your ridiculously high ping.
not n'sync. not n'sync at all.
The only option is to recede completely
Gotta try playing again some time. I haven't even gotten into second season, haven't played OW in a while.
It's his fault, he stole my joke to begin with.
Yeah, one day.
we all did our placement matches, but I'm sure we'd be happy to help you with yours. doing them solo would be hell.
I stumbled upon a couple of nice images/doujins today
It was quite a good day
Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go knock out, I'm literally drained lol
I dont even know what I'd play as. I'm probably bad now. I even gotta go to bed pretty soon rip.
Why is work real.
have a nice sleep soto kun
you must work for glorious leader, of course.
I joined some tournaments on lichess.org for fun but it turns out they have a rampant cheating problem and people insert pieces onto the board out of thin air, in one match I took two queens from someone and still 'lost'.
I had to report all of them, but I figure if every single match I played in a tournament was cheated, then the moderators are probably doing nothing with the reports at all, it is just rampant as FUCK.
sad chess links
shame shame shame.
in one match I took two queens from someone and still 'lost'.
If you get a pawn to the end of the board it becomes a queen. You're sure this isn't what you saw happen? I mean, Squash did that to you earlier.
Surely you mean for the people's republic?
Yes, go ahead and see for yourself. tournaments in lichess.org are crazy cheating. some try to insert something in and pretend like you didn't see it, and others are just not subtle at all.
look at the screenshots
black has 8 pawns and 2 queens
Squash didn't actually know you could get a new queen until I told him lmao
Yeah, these images are pretty whack.
but of course.
I talk to Satan
Match with Squash was fair, I know the rules with pawns.
I'm just saying I had a very terrible experience attempting to play these tournaments on what I always remembered as an awesome chess site because of the ease of use and play, but it seems to be a haven for hackers playing meta games with each other or something.
I was mad at first, and then sad.
and then I moved on.
Has he actually ever played chess?
Power to the people, comrade.
fucking 9 pawns and 2 queens
wew am I ever tired
Only a few times, and not in a long time.
so go to sleep, silly.
as delightful as your company has been tonight, I think i will. night bae!
Do you have a 4k monitor or am I misinterpreting your trip?
have a good sleep spoilers!
I remember actually being kind of good ish but not really.
When it was my class's turn to have a chess session part of like an afternoon rec. The teacher got angry and sent me outside because I wanted to play checkers. I wanted to push her into a well.
I just needed something diffrent.
it acctually means he likes 4ka music
like the Mighty Might bosstones
also that image is sooooo adorable
This tumblr was very prolific in images of my avatar. Cutesy isn't what I usually save, but I fell in love with the art style. Loco likes it, too I believe.
That comma fell into the wrong spot.
long sweaters are the most adorablest thing in the world and chara and frisk are both 10/10 cuties but not in a sex way
Fricken heck, Bard. Made me laugh.
Lumberjack on the outside, cutesy on the inside.
my face when
WHAT A DUMBASS
You're a good person, Bard. Always know how to cheer someone up.
I'm 'cute beeps' on steam.
Big ass moth keeps flying around the room and landing on me.
They can also both be cute in a spoopy way.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.
frisks cuteness to me is in the ( :l )
Don't say gay. Say okay.
going to bed? goodnight.
Finn the Human!
I would not watch this for more than a minute but I will post a smiling anime face so it's polite.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Which one of those do you actually do, though.
thanks kisskiss, I knew I would finally make you proud one day.
wow mean. fine whatever jerk ;~;
If you were to make me pick one I guess I'd press the wildflowers, but the real answer is "none".
real men do all 3
Are you a lumberdrag?
How about yourself?
Why do shots make your arm so fucking sore? I feel like I did EXERCISE or something horrible like that.
I'm a synthetic man, an advance scout of the mother ship.
The pain and inflammation is your body's natural response to a foreign invader. It's a sign that your immune system is making antibodies, which is what offers you the protection from getting the actual virus.
I got three shots. Both my arms hurt.
yeah shots are a bunch of no fun. you probably have autism now too.
Did your exam go well?
w-well yeah of course.....
y-you do them too right?
But one of them was an immunization FOR autism.
oh yeah this. test I wanna know this too.
but you got two others. and all the autism in those will cancel out and override the anti autism serum I'm afraid. you should have doubled up the dose.
I'm sorry Bard. You're on your own.
it's not stealing I'm genuinely interested and feel like a doof for not remembering to ask earlier.
I envy any girl who isn't me today
Better than expected. But the nap afterward felt far more rewarding than doing well on the test.
I can already feel my desire to write Sonic fanfiction increasing.
wonderful to hear. glad it went so well.
you should, really. there isn't nearly enough good stuff. can you write a few vore and or inflation ones?
Asks/requests are currently closed sorry, too many trolls.
You are a doof.
Hahahaha, omg, Bard.
I wish I could nap like that.
ah, that's fair. colon three.
Oh my God Bard, you re-added me a week ago, have you already removed me again?
oh yeah, kisskiss did you ever see my sylveon folder?
that seems so unlike him
You should be more sparing with sarcasm.
oh hi, have you met me?
I have finally penetrated your armour.
finally someone gives the correct answer to this. I feel sorry for you and everyone else who has suffered this fate.
mild playful insults cut right to my core.
I will spread the word to all my commanders.
By this time tomorrow you will have been conquered.
this is pretty unfortunate for me.
That's why you're coming to AX next year if I have to drag you, so you can face a lynch mob of all the terrible enemies you've made because your presence is so awful, not the multitude of friends who deeply enjoy knowing you.
Yes. So many enemies. Like uh... Aeris and Boo? Yeah. So many.
No.. you know what this is.. this is too easy. It's obviously an ambush.
you have put a genuine smile on my face with this post. I hope you're fucking proud of yourself, jerk.
*Gay internet kissu*
There I ruined it.
do you really think me capable of such advanced tactics?
nope, just made it bigger. you need to knock it off.
I beg your fucking pardon but I dont delete people without a reason
Dont call me on shit im not even pulling
This is a trick. Everything's tricks. What's your game..
don't worry it's gone now. that was fucking close though.
my sarcasm is generally not meant to insult people. I apologize, bard.
What's your current steam name, then?
He is "Social parasite"
Thank you and I'm sorry for snapping so quickly
Thank you that made me feel alot better and so i dont mean to make your night any worse
who can say. it's a mystery.
it's okay bard. it was my fault, not yours.
I know nothing.
and that makes you wise.
I'm not wise, either.
and this makes you foolish.
That's what I am.
what a pity
but this could well be a trick on your part as well.
I'll keep my eye on you.
Then you would also be a fool.
well yeah, but that's common knowledge about me already.
okay. bedtime for me. goodnight everyone.
Bit late to say, but night.
So whats up folks? Did i arrive at dead hours?
5:30 AM in the central states.
So yeah. Dead time.
I watched that show when I was like 14. All I remember is that the redhead was a god or something and she was crazy.
All the Americans have gone to sleep.
You should go too.
chug chug chug
Oh, its 12.30 pm here.
Almost that is.
I took a nap in the late evening, I can't fall asleep. I'll try to stay awake all day so I can sleep tonight.
all I know is it's a very accurate portrayal of depression
I remember the premise was kind of weird, like all the girls thought the main guy was their childhood friend and he promised to marry them.
Are you going to be here to talk to during that time?
you ain't ready to ride this train my nigga
So how's it going? And yeah about last night. Yeah i've been away for a while now to do other more important things.
And what makes you think that?
I'll be out of the house from 7-12:30ish. And even when I'm home I don't always open the thread.
It's long and hard
something like that
Bad. I want to cry. How about yourself? We hadn't talked at all so I barely know anything about you.
Oh, alright. Well I hope you have a good day if you disappear.
Sounds kinky. I think i can handle that.
Well nothing much to say honestly. I'm a dane who like to spend his time on the internet, play vidya and other stuff like that. Also i hope things get better for you.
Do you still play a lot of league, then?
Finishing my shift
Fuggen exhausted, physically and mentally.
Manager pops in
"Btw scoot, before you leave... We have been discussing your hours... Would you like us to offer you a bigger/larger hour contract in future?"
Yeah, that would be great!
I am sure this is self harm at this point.
I am my own worst enemy.
Don't trust anyone, not even yourself.
Nah, thats a past chapter, if any mobas i mostly prefer Smite. But these days i focus on Wow because new expansion and i need to be geared up for next raid.
Are you sure
Wagecuck to the end!
But Scoot's a jew.
Yes, but maybe its best to know what there is involved in this ride.
A time waster like wow had been interesting in the past but everytime I consider buying it the interest decays.
Have you tried playing the trial?
I did years ago. It was alright but I had no one to play it with so it kind of tainted the memory for me being inside that large map.
Hey neko, how are you?
I love money. Its the best thing in life. Love? pft. Fuck that. Money is happiness. Money is love. Love is a pocket full of 20s and 50s.
if you like money, then why are you working for someone?
Oh i see. Well that does take a lot of the fun. What servers did you play on?
Its a front. I am an online stock trader. I just do this job as something physical to fulfil my time.
I really can't remember it was like when the first expansion was out or so.
glad to be out of work
I drank a little and now I'm playing symphony of the night. Trying to get a rare drop and it's taking forEVER
what about you love?
I am just sitting here doing diffrent things. Not much this week.
Oh thats a really long time ago then. A lot of stuff happened since then.
you should do things
not just any butts!
Whose butt is it?
Yeah, I've heard through word of mouth or random articles. I still don't see myself wanted to go back.
I don't know what I'm going to be doing.
Thats okay. What else do you play?
Its a cute butt i admit.
Nothing much, woke up an hour ago or so.
Uh... to be honest these days I just sort of dabble around on diffrent games. I've been preoccupied with a lot of diffrent things to focus on one thing.
i woke up just now
what are your plans
I see, what things exactly?
of course it is!
Just chilling, helping a friend packing his stuff for when he goes home later. Maybe planning to play on my new guitar.
Butts are great i admit, but i've always been a tit person.
proud of you scoot
Irl duties, social things, online social things and diffrent online related tasks.
Fun stuff indeed. But i need to play some wow today too so i can get some more gear.
Yeah i've been doing that too lately. Hopefully things will get a bit more exciting soon so i don't have to sit here all day.
Hey, i have my tastes and you have yours.
you have shit tastes
To be honest I could wish for nothing more but to have one of those days where there was nothing to worry about.
when you realize trentemoller released a new album.