Since then it's been a book, you read in reverseso you understand less as the...

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

since then it's been a book, you read in reverse
so you understand less as the pages turn

or a movie so crass, and awkwardly cast, that even I could be the star

All urls found in this thread:
https://osu.ppy.sh/u/8795977
https://osu.ppy.sh/u/5242416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyYA8FlfBd0
http://i.imgur.com/BndPAig.png
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvk1TXKRtRM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Culpeper
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/steven-universe-season-4-episode-7-onion-gang
Andrew Phillips
Andrew Phillips

Those were the kids who lives in dilapidated houses and were probably beaten/abused.

Wyatt King
Wyatt King

Mordin, with a license to kill (time).

Noah Rivera
Noah Rivera

Did some work, cooked some dynamite pork chops, went grocery shopping.
Been an alright day

Wyatt Harris
Wyatt Harris

welcome

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

Well if only that is the most embarrassing thing to happen recently, I think that's pretty good going

Don't tell me you just woke up..

Benjamin James
Benjamin James

sounds like one hell of an alright day. I love me some pork chops. what did you do to them?

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

Hey, you can go blow Cupcake's gay ass.

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

Thanks.
I've been up for a couple of hours, I tried to nap but I wasn't tired.

Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

Not his literal ass, that's just weird.

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

fuji you lewd as heck. I do not remember this from you.

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

I don't really know anything about him.

He calls everything gay though.

T-That was me...

I got scolded because I accidentally slang'd a bunch of 5 year olds

Isaac King
Isaac King

you find you a girl offline to rape?

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

But you turned out okayish..

Michael Torres
Michael Torres

he likes to project because he's insanely gay.

Juan Robinson
Juan Robinson

I am home.

Jeremiah Adams
Jeremiah Adams

Rape? No.
But I've kissed this one like a whole bunch
And this other one showed me her pierced nips but she was too spaghetti to kiss me. It was adorable...

I'm pretty shy though too. Takes one or two drinks at the least.

Liam Stewart
Liam Stewart

Sorry for not replying

I just was watching Always Sunny with my little brother

Luke Foster
Luke Foster

Welcome home, honey. Guro wants to talk to you.

Mason Sanchez
Mason Sanchez

Did you kiss?

Nolan Bennett
Nolan Bennett

my brother is watching that with some of his friends in the living room. very loudly.

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

About?

Liam Price
Liam Price

gay sex

Matthew Allen
Matthew Allen

Oh.. what did you say and what did they do?

Dominic Bennett
Dominic Bennett

Hows it been hanging Bubs?

James Moore
James Moore

Welcome home. Check your discord

You literally cannot stop think about dudes asses can you?

Charles Lopez
Charles Lopez

Something about playing games or whatever. I dunno.

Hudson Wright
Hudson Wright

Fucking love that show.

Ethan Kelly
Ethan Kelly

Put a rub on it, got a good hard sear in my cast iron then popped them in the oven.

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

You literally cannot stop think about dudes asses can you?

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

I did.

I don't feel well so I'll have to pass on games.

Charles White
Charles White

so talented. there are also so many lewd innuendo jokes I could have made about the last two posts you made, but I took the high road. because you aren't gay.

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

I'm still just bitter that Cupcake wouldn't dress as Bo Peep when I was dressed as Buzz Lightyear.

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

you ever try meetme.com? a lot of people on there. Then there is a site that my ex likes to use a lot for people with or without fetishes: fetlife.com

Zachary Scott
Zachary Scott

smug cups is smug

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

Thank you, I appreciate the restraint.
I love cooking and am getting better all the time.
How else am I going to make a good housewife?

Sebastian Lopez
Sebastian Lopez

Pinned you more of a Mrs.Nezzbit.

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

Cupcake, I'll break your fingers.

Baby.

Isaac Flores
Isaac Flores

I was Mexican Buzz Lightyear.

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

Let us refrain form such names.

John Nelson
John Nelson

That's just because of how amazing I am.

Plus I have a ton of wonderful people in my life to help me out when I struggle.

Even more gay than you are?

I just said some off hand comment in really QC French to the teacher and she turned into a bitch over it.

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

Ooh Kyle is here.

Adam Morris
Adam Morris

Sorry.

Lucky you.

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

I liked these posts.

you know it bea~

that's a good point. have you tried cooking naked apron style yet? that's pretty key to good housewifery.

oh my

haha, no of course not.

Julian Young
Julian Young

but I'm not gay!

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

Think she still holds it against you?

Jeremiah Reed
Jeremiah Reed

Nah, we just laughed

The episode where they get analyzed by a therapist is so lulz

Go join them
How old is your brother anyways?

Oh yeah dude
So like my friends ex sorta came on to me while drunk af and we fucked
My friend is literally in love with this slut even though I know she has slept with 2 other people besides me
We are trying to convince my friend she isn't the one for him but since he lost his virginity to her and is kinda beta he claims he LOVES her
they sorta got together and are still constantly on and off
She's just using him for his money and his car (which she already crashed lol)
At a party this sat he got kinda mad at her and wanted to "talk" and she punched him like several times and gave him a black eye
To make shit worse his gf's friend tried to break it up and my beta friend got mad and punched him then he got his ass kicked

Talk about some pretty bad relationship problems
After all this he still loves her LMAO

Nolan Jackson
Nolan Jackson

23. and no. I don't know his friends. it's weird.

Angel Edwards
Angel Edwards

Sorry if that sounded cuntish :x

Coulda fooled me, you were hyping him up pretty well.

Probably.

She's a crabby old lady, I miss my old one.

Levi Gutierrez
Levi Gutierrez

Don't break Boston's heart, Soto. Jeebus.

Lincoln Adams
Lincoln Adams

No, I haven't found an apron I liked enough to buy yet.
I have no interest of that kind in him
Good evening.

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

You seem far too excited to see me.

Nathaniel Baker
Nathaniel Baker

HAI SQUASHEMS!!!!!!! [excitement]~!!!!

Matthew Phillips
Matthew Phillips

please. no one is as gay as me.

fair enough. it's hard to find a good cute one.

Easton Carter
Easton Carter

No no, my bad. Just other things on my mind.
What brings you back here? Is it true what they say? You're here forever?

Jack Williams
Jack Williams

WAY too excited.

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

please. no one is as gay as me.
It's like you're trying to turn this into the Highlander and have some other degenerate here outgay you.

Gavin Wood
Gavin Wood

*tacklehugs*

Desu.

Ethan Hall
Ethan Hall

Old and angry explains it ^^'
How much longer are you gonna be working with her?

Blake Anderson
Blake Anderson

I'll remove you.

Joshua Bailey
Joshua Bailey

Sorry, sorry. x_x

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

actually she has a point.

Ryan White
Ryan White

Desu and Subtle have a perfectly normal, heterosexual relationship.

Jason Fisher
Jason Fisher

How will you ever find your life partner if nobody else can compete?

Nah, just felt like posting I suppose.

Wish doesn't exist anymore at least.

4 more weeks. It's only a 6 week thing and I'm starting my 3rd week now.

Gabriel Perez
Gabriel Perez

*Nuzzle*

Christopher Richardson
Christopher Richardson

Still love this.

Jayden Bell
Jayden Bell

relationship

I am clearly meant to be alone.

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

Hiya

William Bell
William Bell

Trying to get out of the carpool lane, eh?

Oh myyyyy

How was work?

Luke Murphy
Luke Murphy

I feel because I do not care for most people here your presence is an improvement, however really I was just running out of luluco images and that one was appropriate so I played to it.

David Rivera
David Rivera

Oh god. The seething sarcasm.
It hurts.

Jose Phillips
Jose Phillips

Do you love me?

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

this backpedaling

Luis Clark
Luis Clark

See

Jacob Johnson
Jacob Johnson

oh right, duh. <3

Zachary Taylor
Zachary Taylor

She was a cutieunt. Well it's kind of refreshing to see you around here again. Do I just call you Emma, then?

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

Long and exhausting.

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

I'll find Allah and Muhammad and Zarathustra and make my way into heaven.
Or whatever Muslim heaven is called.

Charles Anderson
Charles Anderson

I'm mentally preparing for my long shift tomorrow. I will be in your boat soon :p

Henry Bell
Henry Bell

Thirsty little wench.

Don't make me text lascivious photos at you.

Charles Reyes
Charles Reyes

Nobody deserves to live like that, though.

Accurate.

Yeah, I suppose so.

Leo Morgan
Leo Morgan

<3
My nap was lovely

Aiden Adams
Aiden Adams

Good luck, love.

Xavier Moore
Xavier Moore

seems to be what life has decided for me.

that's lovely to hear.

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

Is Zarathustra the name of the spaghetti monster?

Michael Rivera
Michael Rivera

It is ok to be alone, Cupcake.
I can be alone with you if you like.

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

Then you get your own class?

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

Darwin, go yell really loudly to the east.

Fight that decision.

Take them to court.

Hunter Nguyen
Hunter Nguyen

I AM NOT SURE IF IT COUNTS AS BEING INAPPROPRIATE IN PUBLIC OR NOT THEREFORE I CANNOT CONCEIVE AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO YOUR INQUIRY

Camden Barnes
Camden Barnes

How is everything going for you?

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

God of Zoroastrianism.

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

I will not.

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

It won't be bad I don't think. Who knows. What I really want is a callback so I can afford stuff again.

Like Zoro Zoro?

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

Lewdo that is a good thing though

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

this picture cracks me up every time

eh. life has beaten me down for now and my heart is in too many pieces to fix at the moment. we'll see what the future holds, assuming I can't kill myself with alcohol.

I wanna embrace your iris

right back at you~

Isaiah Murphy
Isaiah Murphy

Darwin, screw your tiramisu.

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

But why?

A week off then 7 weeks of classes.

I always think things are going terribly, but they're actually going really well, it's nice for a change.

How about for you? Doing okay? :x

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

Yeah I woke up feeling really hyper too
How are you doing?

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

CUPCAKE, NO. BAD CUPCAKE

Adam White
Adam White

I have not gone to a restaurant that serves it.

Because lazy.

Gabriel Miller
Gabriel Miller

YOU AREN'T MY MOTHER

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

What

I happen to be an expert at jigsaw puzzles.

Tag me in, coach.

Cooper Ross
Cooper Ross

All the more reason for such things!

Blake Taylor
Blake Taylor

Have it delivered you fuck

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

I feel ya. I can't wait to sugar daddy again,.

Pass through it.

Oliver Smith
Oliver Smith

It's okay. I'm going on a dessert date with some chick to try it. I'll post my tiramisu at you.

What if I was~?

Levi Taylor
Levi Taylor

colbs
Now my whole day is ruined

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

naps do that to cuties

I'm about the same as always.

I appreciate the sentiment, but really, it's fine.

for lewd things? goodness. it's getting hot in here again.

I wanna pass through the doors of death

LEWD

Levi Lewis
Levi Lewis

You do that?

B-be my Oedipus~

LOL EW WHAT Who said that?!

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

What what?

I will try preparing one eventually.

Gabriel Diaz
Gabriel Diaz

Oh

Ehh? Just don't get too drunk, save some for me, please.

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

For like 2 people.

Carson Williams
Carson Williams

Good, good....

Colton Campbell
Colton Campbell

I forget how things function

Michael Wood
Michael Wood

I usually wake up very annoyed and irritable. Maybe I should drink more often

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

I am a master at it.
I just can't help myself.

Jonathan Reyes
Jonathan Reyes

eventually

It has been months!

Well then...

Room for a third~?

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

Uh.. quite the opposite actually. Though it helps to look at the blue sky when I open my eyes in the morning.

Xavier Clark
Xavier Clark

Sorry.

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

Aki-lucky. It's always cloudy here.

Something going on?

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

Doesn't this song end with clothes ending up off?

Owen Ortiz
Owen Ortiz

It just takes so much time.

Kayden Barnes
Kayden Barnes

You play cups?!

Exciting :3
I have a cousin who started teaching recently, and a friend, both of them had really different experiences
But that's high-school teaching, maybe not relevant

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

yeah this is getting weird. who would even like incest. haha

you can have some if you drink it from my mouth

this got real sad real fast

I am a strong advocate for drinking more.

good point. seems like a good place to start~

Aiden Roberts
Aiden Roberts

no no, sorry. the picture is just funny.

Landon Wright
Landon Wright

True but that doesn't mean skipping the foreplay right? that'd be boring

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

Consider my hopes dashed..

Jayden Butler
Jayden Butler

I wish I wasn't so sleepy when I did it tho
I feel like I wasted it

Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

At least it's not always the same.

No, thank you. I'm actually seeing someone, so...

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

hey hey, i play!!!!!
let's add each other!!!

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

A number of things on diffrent matters but, yeah.

Landon Walker
Landon Walker

Annual camwhoring post.

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

Pretty whorish

Ryder Nelson
Ryder Nelson

of course not. the foreplay is some of the most fun parts!

did you want to play with me? I'd probably suck. maybe I'll try it someday.

try mixing with red bull next time. vodka goes great with it.

and I was not being serious, pervo.

Colton James
Colton James

Ah, that's always shitty. I wish there was something I could do.

Hopefully everything will be all right.

Jace White
Jace White

Metal as fuck

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

I'm the pervo because of something you said?!

Jeremiah Gutierrez
Jeremiah Gutierrez

lol yeah wtf

that's weeeeeeeeeeeird

YES! <3

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

You should come back more often.

I have been told by numerous people that it will be.

Henry Ramirez
Henry Ramirez

afraid so. I don't make the rules, emma.

Julian Cruz
Julian Cruz

h-haha

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

I'm here right now, aren't I?

Who does? I demand a recount!

Hudson Thompson
Hudson Thompson

I remember playing OSU.

Nathan King
Nathan King

they are set in stone and sealed with the blood of shitposters like us. they can't be altered.

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

You were not good at it.

Levi Sullivan
Levi Sullivan

Yeah but for how long!?

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

this from 3k hours in LoL and still can't play it

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

Osu! is hard

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

I was pretty damn good when I wasn't playing it in my fucking sleep.

Brody Williams
Brody Williams

OSU

Uh, it's actually "osu!", I forgive you though since you didn't know any better.

Oh yeah? Let me have a crack at them.

W-Wanna play together?

I have no idea.

I suppose I could try to show up more.

Nathaniel Davis
Nathaniel Davis

Has it been that many?

He does not play in his sleep

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

I dunno. I was just being a bully.

you want a crack at the rules? wow, lewd.

Charles Morales
Charles Morales

Well I mean, if you have been able to keep away then by all means don't feel like you need to. Though it has been refreshing.

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

I passed out that one time was all.
OSU is not something I still play though.

Charles Hughes
Charles Hughes

It was an energy drink already. i drank two of them really fast

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

Think it's true that the parents can be worse than the kids?

I need to practice a bit more!

Everyone starts that way :3

Alexander King
Alexander King

Yes.

Aaron Carter
Aaron Carter

One of several times you passed out, yes.

Joseph Brooks
Joseph Brooks

well then just don't drink when you've been up for so long.

and then like you they stay that way, right?

Cameron Brooks
Cameron Brooks

How is that even lewd?!

I don't understand any of this.

Eh, I suppose the reason I left went away but I just never really felt like posting after that.

Who knows.

Yeah, I had to sit in for parent-teacher conferences and there are way too many helicopter parents.

Link me your profile.

Tyler Price
Tyler Price

I don't understand any of this.

welcome back.

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

ただいまもどりました!

Justin Taylor
Justin Taylor

Who knows, indeed.

Jaxon Sanders
Jaxon Sanders

yeah sure.

Caleb Bell
Caleb Bell

Truly it is most of the time though that doesn't take a thing away from the rest :^)

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

My user name is embarrassing.

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

the rest is also fun times~

Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

everything about you is embarrassing.

Austin Taylor
Austin Taylor

Thanks gurl.

It was a pretty good concert. ^^

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

By the way, I'm looking at contacts in my phone that don't have names that have texted me before. Was one of them you? Because some have no previous messages and I got them at times I was doing something in my life that was big and can't recall.

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

It was a pretty good concert. ^^

who did you go see, kiss? ICP? I have no idea what your makeup is supposed to be.

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

It's not like I'd really be doing anything during my downtime.

Subtle says I should be careful with osu! because I'll end up hurting myself or something.

;3 :3 :3

You're so kind.

It's this one, right?

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/8795977

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

-Cupcake's dad, 2011

Tyler Morgan
Tyler Morgan

Was it just them or did they have an opener?

Man, I just wanna go to a show now.

Are your ears still ringing?

Kevin Robinson
Kevin Robinson

Perhaps.

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

I've seen Kiss like 3 or 4 times lol

David Edwards
David Edwards

yeah I'm a real barrel of sugar

MY DAD LOVES ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

Parker Powell
Parker Powell

What were those numbers you gave me?

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

whoop whoop homie lmao wikked klown!!

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

FURRY RACCOON

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

I would but work gets in the way of everything

Cooper White
Cooper White

Very close.

Did you not save them this time?

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

So double the dosage of both!

oi erioo

Ryan Perez
Ryan Perez

yeah work is the worst

at the very least!

Brandon Nelson
Brandon Nelson

Diabetic?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

https://osu.ppy.sh/u/5242416

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

fl;sdkjgaflsdf;sdp[fs

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

probably in my future, given my family history. so far so good.

Jonathan Ortiz
Jonathan Ortiz

I lost the paper with it.

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

Ghost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyYA8FlfBd0

<3

They had a band that's actually from here named Zombi as their opener; it was just instrumental. Not sure if that band is going with them the whole tour. And yeah, you'd probably like Ghost live. ^^

[magnet meme]

ay gurl how u?

Eli Sullivan
Eli Sullivan

Didn't mean to spoiler that one.

Carter Jones
Carter Jones

ah right right. I don't listen to them, but they have a nice sound. cool beans.

Jack Parker
Jack Parker

kekles

Adrian Garcia
Adrian Garcia

I stopped playing that game a long time ago. It became too much of a chore to get better but it was neat to see myself improve over time.

Jacob Turner
Jacob Turner

WAIT

IF HE'S 23

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

I like how you think

Bout the same as before, howubeen?

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

I turned 27 on the 11th you tard.

I like how you like how I think. I wonder what else we both like

Noah Hughes
Noah Hughes

If I went on right now would you message me?

They keep telling me that too.

But I've done plenty of blood sugar tests and they're always fine. I think I have to worry more about having enough blood rather than worrying about sugar in my blood.

I'm a hopeless addict.

Mason Taylor
Mason Taylor

I turned 27 on the 11th you tard.
oh you're ancient
gross

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

SOON

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

27

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

At least he is safe form Darwin and his unquenchable shota thirst.

Jose Jones
Jose Jones

Oh, and my ears aren't ringing, but my body was pretty sore for a while. Probably shouldn't have also stood up while working on the makeup for over an hour.

Yeah, people usually seem to like it. :3

How r u, "Social Parasite"?

Pretty good; went to a great concert and caught a $666 bill.

Soon what? Physical expression of our love?

Nathan Parker
Nathan Parker

No wonder you need a cane/wheelchair

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

well my dad didn't get it until he was in his late 30's I think? maybe even early 40's so I am not going to assume anything until I'm at least that old. and if I make it that far I'll probably actually kill myself for real

yup. disgustingly old.

which judging by your taste in darwin is exactly what you like.

YOU LITERALLY KNEW THIS ALREADY

Aiden Thomas
Aiden Thomas

Probably not because busy.

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

I did not.

Lucas Murphy
Lucas Murphy

I started playing No Man's Sky to put all my time in and forget about things. Sadly I have been really busy recently which has stopped me from zoning out.

Zachary Lewis
Zachary Lewis

Hate

Brody Torres
Brody Torres

still social
still a parasite
how are you FAGGOT
thats one of your many names

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

mein negar right here

Brandon Butler
Brandon Butler

You're not allowed to say or think things like that. It makes me feel bad :c

W H A T E L S E I S N E W ?

Ah, I heard a lot of people didn't like that game.

James Richardson
James Richardson

love

seriously? good grief.

Isaac Adams
Isaac Adams

That sounded selfish. Sorry.

Nolan Sanchez
Nolan Sanchez

Im sorry, I kinda feel bad now
I sorta realized I make fun of you more than I actually give you affection

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

you're being very unfair here, emma.

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

that is the ratio I like though.

Nolan Perry
Nolan Perry

It's not about the destination but the journey, right?

Yeah but those people are gay. I have found my own fun in the game.

Landon Moore
Landon Moore

Many things.

Dylan Nguyen
Dylan Nguyen

Sorry, it's in the rules.

You know, those giant blood things. Have you heard of them?

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

hey now.

Austin Parker
Austin Parker

That is a good point, he is lucky in that regard.
It is alright, just a shame you all will have ED before long.
Being old sucks.
see above

Gavin Johnson
Gavin Johnson

When Soto does not give you any affection

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

ky

Jonathan Barnes
Jonathan Barnes

Its all just a big metaphor for life ;~:

Carson Hernandez
Carson Hernandez

I don't see that happening to me for a very very long time.

Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

Don't worry sugar snuffles
you're still special to me

David Roberts
David Roberts

Makeup is fun though^^

How were your seats?

Joseph Howard
Joseph Howard

As long as you're having fun that's all that matters after all.

I guess a lot of people were expecting something different and didn't really give what they got a proper chance.

Oh? For instance?

I did this earlier and it feels kinda shitty.
http://i.imgur.com/BndPAig.png

Does yo momma know you dance like that?

Aiden Diaz
Aiden Diaz

Lucky you, I hope that statement holds up.
Don't worry, I will cure it for you.

Hunter Thomas
Hunter Thomas

You know youre going on the deep end when you havent eaten anything in almost 30 hrs and you decide to drink instead since a tiny amount is bound to get you shitfaced

I want to protect that smile of yours though
A smiling Buttercup is the best kind

None for you here fam ^W^

Nolan Adams
Nolan Adams

My weakness

Eli Long
Eli Long

It seems that way.

Pretty much.

I'm not feeling too well so I'm going to stop posting for however long. It was nice to talk to you again.

Michael Gutierrez
Michael Gutierrez

GIVE ME AFFECTION GOD DAMN IT

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

This is why you have a dwi, Soto. Have some self-control

Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

I cannot say.

I will eat my fiber.

Grayson Davis
Grayson Davis

I say take guesses and we go from there!

lol Really? on the dot?

Levi Stewart
Levi Stewart

HEY GUYS LETS PLAY WHEN SQUASH GETS HGOME
ok nah lets not
OK YEAH ELTS PLAY
hey cup do you wanna play? no

>>>>>>>>>

Dominic Flores
Dominic Flores

elaborate.

prancing lala homo man

I don't do a lot of that these days

I know

Alexander Ward
Alexander Ward

Are the gays less prone to it?

Ethan Cruz
Ethan Cruz

Take care. It was a pleasure chatting with you.

See a couple posts ago.

It's a song that your two words reminded me of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvk1TXKRtRM

I haven't listened to this shit in like a year, it's so good.

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

ITS A U NOT A W

OMG IM SO TRIGGERED RN

Nah but yeah it's pretty bad
Im pretty sure my stomach is working overtime rn lmao

Why are you so sad?
Answer me seriously

John Moore
John Moore

What led to your setting your Steam name as that?

And I'm wonderful after the dosage of edgy metal.

Yeah, but I mean I should have sat down while applying it. :3

And it was general admission; I was pretty close. I have some pics on my phone.

See pic in

It came with a golden shower. Well, gold and silver confetti.

Bentley Cooper
Bentley Cooper

probably? no idea.

I prefer things to get right to the point instead of guessing~

usually people think of "all star"

because you aren't inside me.

Jayden Wilson
Jayden Wilson

Do not look at me like that. :c

Jonathan Nelson
Jonathan Nelson

Is there honestly a difference between Driving Under Influence and Driving While Intoxicated?

Idunno.

Did you mosh~?

Would go to a concert with/10

Daniel Robinson
Daniel Robinson

Wew lad, must have been messy getting all of it in your hair the confetti that is

but neither of us would instantly know what the other is also into?

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

The thought did briefly cross my mind but was quickly superseded.

Thomas King
Thomas King

that's what the pre fun time discussion would be for.

how horrible. you should do something about that obvious mental deficiency.

Jayden Diaz
Jayden Diaz

I unno just kinda feelin like it
did they play the new song lol

Bentley Taylor
Bentley Taylor

How did you know that

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

waking up at this time is pure torture

Nolan Lewis
Nolan Lewis

Which part is the mental deficiency?

Same

Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

tfw Ikt still won't eat kapsalon with your cum in it

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

I'd assume intoxicated has to do with alcohol specifically and perhaps to a certain degree but influence can be any drug.

Colton Carter
Colton Carter

Morning

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

Rrrrrrrrrrrttrrrrrrrrrroyd

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

Ghost isn't really a moshing kind of band, so no one was really doing that. They're more of a "let's all join together and praise Satan" kind of band.

I left it in for a while. .///.

I thought maybe someone called you that or something. Not sure where you got the term.

And yeah, it was the first thing they played~

Elijah Wright
Elijah Wright

because I have the key to your heart.

you'll be okay

the fact that any song could overtake the genius of modern musical talent that is "all star" in your head for even a moment.

John Lewis
John Lewis

They can still give you a DUI if you're high as shit and fail the physical tests
I didn't know about that tbh

Now Im mad at you

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

I don't have such a thing

Aaron Diaz
Aaron Diaz

What's hattenin

Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

Seems legit though talking is a little more boring than just jumping the shark

How lewd, I like it was it all over your face too?

Charles Ramirez
Charles Ramirez

:<

I know. because I have it.

Robert Long
Robert Long

Good morning, sleep okay?

Hell, even that was quickly replaced by the fucking Chainsmokers song.

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

Don't talk to me

Justin Carter
Justin Carter

absolutely disgusting.

good point. we should just go right into it.

okay.

Nathaniel Gutierrez
Nathaniel Gutierrez

half a sandwich with peanut butter and half a cup of coffee is my sandwich gotta go bye

Brody Morales
Brody Morales

its from that song on that album

w-wow i bet it was even better live .///.
did you cry

Cameron Gonzalez
Cameron Gonzalez

sleep

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

Sleep way too short.
See ya in 13 hours or something! *pat*

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

Sleep with me.

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

I don't like that I enjoy it so much either.

I won't be here.

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

Good boy

Nathaniel Morgan
Nathaniel Morgan

Emma do you like The Weeknd?

Is it too normie tier?

Brandon Jackson
Brandon Jackson

Hmm, have a good day/night then

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

bye bye cutie pie.

nor should you. feel ashamed this instant.

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

I'm getting wasted with sama and erio
you are invited

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

Oh shit the tc is still going on?

BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Jacob Brooks
Jacob Brooks

Perhaps once I have purchased some vodka of my own.

Jaxon Wood
Jaxon Wood

Well, yeah. Just wasn't sure if they're trying to convert the legal terminology to a catch-all or not. Never been busted for that shit so I have no idea.

Well that's probably the raddest thing I've heard all night tbh.

*shrugs*

We had a TC?

Xavier Flores
Xavier Flores

Some was, but it mostly ran down my face and stuck to my arms and clothes.

I guess I forgot about that part. ^^

I didn't cry; that could risk making my makeup run~

It held up surprisingly well, though. Only the part on my lips got messed up, which is why I held the money over them in that second pic.

We're on Skype.

Their concerts feel like massive rituals; I think I told you this before. :3

Evan Rogers
Evan Rogers

Yeah, I like some of his songs.

I'm more 5SOS / P!atD / DNCE / Daya usually.

I refuse.

Dominic Miller
Dominic Miller

Ah this chick is so rad I literally can't even

Jayden Clark
Jayden Clark

Oh? why this reaction!

Messy af Erio

Luke Hill
Luke Hill

Hurry
Its lemon tree
Depeche mode
Gorillaz
Pink Floyd
nostalgia maximum

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

Very annoyed at work
What about you

You don't

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

After I get paid Friday I'll get wasted with you if I remember.

Austin Perez
Austin Perez

because you lewd

wow rude

Landon Phillips
Landon Phillips

There was one earlier but I was watching Re:Zero and Always Sunny with my little brother
He headed off to bed so im down to tc

Oh shit

Dude, Ive been becoming more of a normie lately
Like it's getting pretty bad dude

I can't stop, won't stop
Send help pls

William Perry
William Perry

We both know you love it

Michael Thompson
Michael Thompson

Iunno, I have to be up in like 8 hours to walk to work and there's probably not enough posters to make it happen anyway.

Ian Cook
Ian Cook

There's nothing wrong with that.

You can enjoy both with no issues.

Christopher James
Christopher James

I'm not rude

Tyler Jenkins
Tyler Jenkins

My friend told me that if one says they don't drink "anymore" rather than saying they don't drink at all they sound more attractive to chicks instead of a lame.

Owen Powell
Owen Powell

Listening to music. Do you like Anderson .Paak?

Kayden Wright
Kayden Wright

I can see that .//.

Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

Never heard of it

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

I will. Its on.
No backing on it?

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

A LITERAL GOD

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

It all depends on if I have Saturday off. If I do we can get wasted.

Lucas Cook
Lucas Cook

not a chance that I don't love it

you're a rood dood

William Carter
William Carter

Doubling will be the nothing in comparison of real multiplication of how much then!

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

I have had a sort of balance between the two
Now Im kinda popular with the normie scene and I'm being called a normie by my weeaboo friends

Honestly its cause I havent been keeping up with seasonal anime and don't play OW
Or at least I think it's that

Oh damn dude
RIP

Go to bed

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

There hasn't been anything good anyways, so it was easy to stay up-to-date this season.

Anyways, the person I was waiting up for probably isn't going to wake up so I'm going to head off to bed. Later.

Julian White
Julian White

Get that day off.

Eli Collins
Eli Collins

Wow
I guess I'll have to do that then.
But if someone asks me what I used to drink the jig is up.

He a singer from California. Real smooth cat I found him shuffling through my library. Had a bunch of features on Dre's latest album

Lucas Ortiz
Lucas Ortiz

we're going to multiply? lewd

Leo Jones
Leo Jones

just tell em you use to drink the henny henny

Jace Ross
Jace Ross

What's the angle with Hennessy?

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

yes

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

it burns like fire lmao idk

Thomas Miller
Thomas Miller

Fuck it

Nicholas Kelly
Nicholas Kelly

oh my

Elijah Carter
Elijah Carter

Until the Cups can't stand of course

John Kelly
John Kelly

c-crown royal is a nice one

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

I meant fuck it as if to say
That'll work
But uh that sounds expensive baby

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

Some nigger just came in with an attitude trying to use a word he probably just learned today and he was using it incorrectly lol

Did he finally make a new one?

Josiah Bailey
Josiah Bailey

I'm surprised that you don't know of it. But by the same time the LP was very underwhelming. So no soooo surprising

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

u irl

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris




here comes the opinion train, woot woot.

Dylan Jones
Dylan Jones

I haven't really been keeping up with a lot of people
My laptop broke in near the end of winter so I have no idea what has been coming out

Ryder Allen
Ryder Allen

*who

Blake Foster
Blake Foster

i wish i had the willpower to dedicate the rest of my life to baneposting

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

h-hi there master sama .///.

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

You're a big guy

Julian Perry
Julian Perry

Real quote there.

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

What

Angel Perez
Angel Perez

h-hi there slave-kun .///.

David Martin
David Martin

*who has been coming out.

I was making a joke.

Hunter Turner
Hunter Turner

4u

Nathan Bell
Nathan Bell

Shit joke tbh

Joseph Flores
Joseph Flores

not my problem

Easton Young
Easton Young

Dude, why do people hate Lima beans?

They taste pretty good in a soup

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

that's what I'm hoping for at least~

David Foster
David Foster

he said my name >/ /// <

Blake Smith
Blake Smith

Do NOT spoil that !

Aiden Barnes
Aiden Barnes

Ok

Lucas Baker
Lucas Baker

Did you know Chick Peas used to be called Garbanzo beans? They changed the name of them when people started being neo-hippies in the 2000's and gave them a cuter name so they could sell em for a dollar a can or even more because the name stuck and suddenly a worthless bean industry took off again.

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

hot

Mason Jenkins
Mason Jenkins

Bard~

Dylan Smith
Dylan Smith

and steamy

David Cox
David Cox

No fucking way
No wonder I could never find garbanzo beans

I used to boil green/fresh garbanzo beans with salt and sugar then strain em and add hot sauce, lime and salt to them in Guatemala

Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown

yeah good luck finding 'garbanzo beans' anymore, but you can find cheap white chick peas in cans for a dollar or less now.

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

Still, chick peas are really nice in a stir fry.

Jack Myers
Jack Myers

What I don't get is why wikipedia calls this dude Culpeper,
clearly they included his FUCKING SIGNATURE that says Culpepper, are they mad?

Fucking give the guy his props and don't shorten his name!

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Culpeper

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

Garbanzo is way more fun to say

Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

Okay, the guy has to live with signing his name on his papers with a single p.

But holy shit try reading this. it's only over 350 years old.

Jaxon Torres
Jaxon Torres

For days?

Hudson Collins
Hudson Collins

I was hoping weeks.

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

Latest episode of Steven Universe.

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/steven-universe-season-4-episode-7-onion-gang

Steven meets Onion's summer friends; Squash, Garbanzo, Pinto, and Soup

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

Steven universe is fucking garbage

Carter Smith
Carter Smith

when you realize you still have a bit of Papa's golden shower on your forehead beneath your hair

.///.

Ayden Torres
Ayden Torres

You're fucking garbage.

What do you watch, Naruto?

Brody Roberts
Brody Roberts

I'm gemderfluid

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

This is fine

Lewd af bae

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

<3

Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

WOW that is lewd.

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

Oh my gosh thats SO lewd >////<

Cameron Hall
Cameron Hall

Proooooblem doll? <3

Caleb Morris
Caleb Morris

not at all

Connor Garcia
Connor Garcia

Some dude filtered me on /lewd/ cause I told him to kill himself

I ONLY WANTED TO BE FRIENDS!! lmao

Christian Smith
Christian Smith

Good! glad there is none cause I was not stopping

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

You haven't seen me when I am lewd

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

tfw not mercy there

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

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