the fuck you lookin at
The fuck you lookin at
Yet you kept posting anyways, unacceptable.
You think i'm going to come back here permanently? knowing that abominations exists? I came here telling you guys that out of nowhere Gnomes is trying to be a cute trap boy on a server that i was invited because of art.
I have learned how to bring joy to all my friends and continue to strive for courteous, meaningful interactions with my fellow threadgoers while satisfying my white masters.
Abominations exists? Like who?
I know you still have a feeling of disdain over me three years going strong, so i'm guessing our interactions is going to cease quickly. I could add you on Discord or Skype, but that's too much trouble it seems.
You know damn well who.
I can't read your mind.
I do not use these services.
I'm sure you can infer.
Oh well, it's still steam, this and 4chan is your main source of contact? Alright, this is my first time in forever going into Holla Forums, i only go on 4chan for /vp/ and /co/ and steam i rarely use. I go on battle.net for that OVrWatch tho.
Provide your b.net ID.
daddy doesn't want to skype you
Sci? Boo? Lenko?
Oh boy I love playing guessing games with you.
All three. See, you didn't have to read my mind.
angriff#1521. Also realize i haven't even touched overwatch yet, i just wanted friends/peeps to play with.
Perhaps he means me!
Oh, me neither. I just want to EMBIGGEN my friends list, friend.
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Are you a mutant?
Oh I meant abomination actually.
Seems like a noble endeavor.
I mean, HOW do you REALLY feel about me? I still think you're chaotic good. (i'm using these terms)
I have been called that before.
I remain indifferent.
Thats what happens if you look like a man and sound like a girl.
I do fit that description.
oh christ are you fucking kidding me
And that's my cue to leave. Don't want to stick around for the banter. Time to go on picarto.
I wouldn't know but I've been told things.
I remember none like that in X-men.
Reveal one of those things and I will confirm its veracity.
Okay yeah, occasionally, but other than that? Can you come up with... THREE mutants that fit that description?
Do you or do you not sound like a women?
Darwin is a trap
Wow wanna fuck?
Victory by forfeit.
I did not anticipate this.
I hope its everything you wanted.
It is not. IT IS NOT! TAKE IT BACK, I DO NOT WANT IT!
That wasn't a no.
No I don't want it.
God damn I wish I had FF15
Oh so you NEED it.
This has to stop.
Oh my gosh I know its wrong but that just makes me want it more !
I've been saving my feet for you daddy >~<
I thought you hated me, though.
I lash out at the things I love most.
I need an adult.
you do it to yourself
you and no one else
I'm an adult.
You are drunk. Go to bed.
*wiggles my toes at you*
I haven't drank anything.
Ah, right, you are not 21 yet.
Not i'm 21 and have a large amount of booze in my room.
You are a madman. What if someone catches you?
tfw youll never booze with ban
Who gonna catch me? What do you think would happen if I got caught?
Are you, perhaps, implying that getting caught was part of your plan?
I slept too long
ill look forward to the drunken gay blowjobs
I think it would be extremely painful.
what is an albert
Yeah, if nothing else, it'd would be. For him.
SHIT I MADE AN ERROR
ohhhhhh shows how much I know
Is someone gonna hit me or something?
Well thats much better than sleeping to short.
its not gay if you dont spit
maybe you're right
tfw openly gay well dressed and handsome couples being adorable in public
Calm down Doctor, now is not the time for fear. That comes later.
being openly gay in public
What if you gag?
I dunno i'm about to go to sleep in a few minutes.
The fire rises!
but i just got here
i go stop trying to cram you down my throat, and take a second or two to recover with some degree of dignity
softly gay, like touching shoulders and hands, standing close together
What counts as being hard gay in public?
eat pastries and sip tea
It's half past noon, this is not the time to get sleepy.
hows nezi today?
But its almost 4am here.
But is it gay?
Actually tamer than expected.
Ah, I see.
what is that supposed to convey
if you're gay, don't fucking make out in public. it's cringe enough to see straight couples do it.
unless you're both like, really cute. then go ahead. make girls wet and grown men cry.
I've been up waaaay longer than I should of been.
Iam alwatays sleepu
I would probably be too self-conscious to do something like that in public regardless.
Do you sleep too little, or too much?
not if i manage to avoid spitting
Benefits of being a tranny:
get to play with boobs all the time
get to wear cute clothes
We both know you won't be able to avoid that.
I'm going to bed now.
but can you rock tight abs, strong arms and thick, muscular legs?
i beg to differ
trannies shouldn't make out in public. only cute boys. trannies being openly affection deserve polite applause for their courage, but it's not hot.
but not in a super serious manner
I'm not a tranny.
working all the time still?
yeah I could if I put the work into it.
what are you
if you ever do, im gonna need pics
liek 7-9 hours a day
already nearly 6 a.m
been a fast night
tfw nights used to be slow and take days to finish
I have lost a little bit of weight recently but it's entirely just cause I stopped eating like a god damn vacuum cleaner.
my only pair of jeans are starting to get a little bit too big for me
at some point it all just kinda switched around and the days bedcame the nights and the nights became the days
tfw not losing weight
i miss having regular exercise
also gib version of that without undies
why do you wanna see my dick so much
i like dick
I'm me. I'm normal.
Seems to be normal.
dub dubs to revive thread
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD
There too many good games that don't get released outside of japan
thank god for english patchers
only problem is some of them are lazy shits who never finish their translations
how to detect understeer only knowing steering angle and vehicle velocity/acceleration vectors?
ask stackexchange maths or something
I THOUGHT SOME OF YOU PEOPLE HERE FINISHED HIGH SCHOOL
I didn't finish highschool and I flunked out of calculus my junior year.
some of us finished 7 or so years ago
haha yeah like 3 years ago fagot
this is unfair why do i have to do thinking
pls like me... :(
only if you play DnD with me
if you play naked ill join
I'm pretty sure you'd be mortified by my body
You already know I'm down for that.
I think it was 4chun who was also down.
if you play bottomless ill join
normal stuff is normal to do
cars and vroom vrooms wer enever my thing
find a way to make it work then
I haven't played DnD in like fucking 2 years
I'm jonesing for it
got that itch
I'm going through DnD withdrawals mayne.
I only know 4.0 though so I'd probably have to relearn everything if we played something different
youll also need to move to the UK so i can see
Durgeons and Dargons is like 3 hours filling out a character sheet and then everyone goes home for the day and never group up again
I've only played 3.5, so I'd have to learn if we used 5.0.
Which seems simple enough to relearn.
I've heard 5.0 is great and takes the pain in the ass out of combat.
that happened to me but the next time we did meet up and play
From everything that I have seen of it just kind of skimming the books, that seems to be true.
make it work fam, lets get a campaign going.
any good group needs 4 people minimum though.
sorting through the bad apples can be a bit frustrating. there's always that one cunt in the group that fucks up the experience for everyone else.
I'll read the 5.0 books tonight and see how I feel about running a campaign.
Then we have at least two players.
I might be able to get one of my irl friends to take part, if he has time, since he's also wanted to try 5.0.
god damnit neru
me me :3
i pick moondruid>>1345592
too much chocolate milk
I could drink nothing but cold chocolate milk whole day during Summer.
that is a lot of cohocolaimlk
You can never have too much chocolate milk.
I would say that the same applies with tea during Winter but I'm too lazy and all that brewing time kills it for me.
it's already 6 am and I've done nothing tonight
what a shit night, where did it go
You're doing it on purpose
drinking cohocloat milk you mean
okay firstly strawberry and even banana is better than chocolate. secondly no you're being a butt.
tfw youll never work an iron age forge
strawberry milk is my fucking jam
I should try seeing if I can find some strawberry soy milk at my grocery store
I love bananas too
I WAS JUST WATCHING THIS. YOU MAGICIAN
try finding some strawberry bleach as well
and drink the whole thing in one go
Yeah okay but what about the other thing.. you're like being smug in a not smug way.
fuck programming man, i want to hammer iron for a living
I was just thinking like.. what if every sunday or something I go down to the local bushland and start building stuff and try to start my own villa. Just crecord the process. It would be so exciting.
wont that land be owned by someone?
idkkk what other thing you are being ewird
that one guy who forges a guard from the same bar of steel as the fucking blade
It wouldn't be too hard to ask a property owner if you can play around in a small area.
well, if you have any luck, let us know
Okay. I'm trying to be super chill about it but also not say it because if I'm wrong then I look bad.
aaa yeah idk
i don't think it's something I'm actually going to do anytime soon.
I am actually going to cry on the inside.
was it the dungeondargon thing idk what more to say like all I ever did was try fill out a sheet and give up
You should be a dm for animus and make everyone get tabletop simulator.
You missed some of his posts, Neru, although I don't think you do it on purpose.
Go to church.
I kinda miss going to church back when I was christian
do you know how many qt as fuck grills there are at church? a lot.
Wow now I feel bad. Also I really can't tell.
Was listening to a few songs before I go.
♥ i wanna slam your back door like I do my sedan
leaves as I enter.
Why even live.
Wow, everyone died at the same time. Yikes.
idkkk what to answer always either or whether answers are needed
Could you actually though? Legit 10/10 question.
noooo I have not written stories or done storytelling in like forever
What role would you play if I assumed you took a character. I imagine you'd pick some druid/wizard thing so you can have your own pix.
feeling pretty sleeepies
Start the brushing ritual.
but how many of them want hot trap d?
idk how long I have
Go ready your tools of hygiene and come back to brush here. I will do the same right now.
When you edge for an hour and it hits your face
It's so wrong but it feels so right !
I think I have like 12-20 hours soooo
I will bed and
and do it torrow
I feel like I'd get bored doing that for an hour.
It does get boring, but I can't cum easily when I wake up
Do you want to lick it up little one ?
Why exactly are you here?
ook so sleepy I almost drool toothpaste Iwill go bed now nana
It's too early to be up.
Don't be up, then.
I have to be.
I don't want to be up.
Go to bed.
It's like yesterday. Life doesn't stop just because I want to sleep. If it did I would be the most relaxed person in existence.
There is zero chance you are being productive while being here.
Sorry, I missed that. I cannot until I finish some things.
Then you should get on with them.
Procrastination isn't the answer, Giggles.
Tell that to the porn tab, youtube tab in the background.
Should close those and get on with the important thing.
So, its like dead or what fam
I dont see it breathing..
I dont know cpr. Its all up to you.
Its life is in your hands now..
but im no doctor
what do I do
Are you a lifeguard or firefighter, by chance?
but i can make soup
They keep telling me to sleep.
So.. youre a chef?
Well if youre tired, you should!
what makes you say that
No, Giggles, no.
30 chest presses and 2 breaths, although the breaths are optional nowadays.
The tasks, Nin. The tasks.
There is absolutely nothing wrong.
You can make soup. Theyre the masters at soup.
Its all adding up.
You better not be lying.
We all know that feel.
but what if they choke
bbut its only soup
I like chicken more
Chickens, or chicken related foods?
Just to clarify.
I feel pretty good atm though
Stuff, but I'm tired.
both I think
but im really craving kfc cause ads
If it can be done tomorrow, no reason to do it today!
You have to decide between them, both doesnt count!
So go do it!
It's Suffering Sunday!
is kfc chicken or chicken related
It is indeed
How do you GoPro on your head without GoPro
I think male pornstars might know
go to make garlic butter
realise i have no butter left
Same, at least mentally.
i really want kfc
my german isnt that good
Just because you saw an ad?
And what about physical
I'll wake up tomorrow and not want to do anything.
You don't know the Heimlich maneuver?
You put your arms around the person from behind and squeeze them very fast with force.
A very horrible hangover.
The longer you take, the more sleep you miss out on!
There are better places!
RIP SD, he will be missed
Yeah, I'll probably go to bed early tonight because of it.
It's not lewd, it's medical science.
Which is, how many hours away?
the thread is not updating automatically anymore
Well, it's 8 pm currently, and I'm not sure if I have the power to stay awake until midnight.
I went to sleep early last night too and slept forever, I have a headache cause of it
So watch out for that if you do too early
Well, as long as I wake up without this hangover.
So slow today.
i'd rather a slow conversation between 4 decent posters than a rapid patter of 8 retards
luka petting sci petting nin as loco belittles scoots while bard bards and swedish fish
18 upboats in an obscure subreddit
0 useful posts
that's what you get for going to reddit you nerd
It's not like /v/, /vg/ or whatever is gonna help
hurrah for us all being the worst
I mean, true. they all suck too.
nobody knows how to be decent or respond to decent posting
protip: it helps to be a little autistic and egotistical, guaranteed bite
take a Flare Blitz from a Talonflame with Regice
I'll give you a guaranteed bite, punk
I was about to make some snarky comment but then I remembered his defense isn't actually that great so that's pretty weird.
don't smoke alcohol and drink weed kids, it's bad for u
Okay Pogeymans with me faget
You can't make me.
oooh drinking. should go well with no food in nearly 24 hours and the new re:zero. thanks nezi
Yeah he's a SpD tank idk
this post reads as happy if you read properly, but if for some reason you read it backwards it's all screaming
My beer should be carbonated by now.
sweeping with focus sash Nasty Plot Self
the other guy must have put his EVs in bad places, if he bothered to train at all.
and probably has shitty IVs
Might as well drink a few gallons.
bitch gimme ur address ill come spank u in 10 mins
don't smoke alcohol!!!!
happy or sad?
it would be an insult to yourself and the fine beer you have brewed to do otherwise.
there's an episode of the show "the league" where they smoke alcohol with snoop dogg. it was pretty great.
Yeah, im literally doing that right now.
Was that a sentence?
It was before my phone fucked it up
Would be nice to use my 1 liter glass for its intended purpose.
I myself have a beer boot for some reason I can't even fathom. I must have thought it looked cool and bought it while drunk. I never use it, but it's fun I suppose.
Should use it.
holy shit 4 minutes in and this episode is already great
dad woke me up to "teach" me how to replace brake pads and rotors on his girlfriends car....meanwhile I'm asking him why he's not using grease or loctite and he's like "oh you don't need that"
....and then the brakes were making noise after he finished
thanks for the informative lesson dad, I learned a lot. definitely worth missing the sleep for
ur gonna get dick cancer!!!1
if I drank beer I might, but trying to drink a mixed vodka drink out of something that size would just be dangerous for me. I specifically use some of my smallest glasses to make sure that I don't drink way too fast. if I use a bigger glass I always end up drinking too much, too fast. moderation and control are helped by a smaller glass.
I need to go and buy more alcohol
your dad is retarded you belong in the kitchen
I make no apologies for who I am.
though one could certainly make a case for me probably needing to.
Re write it for me
The right way
Itll grow too big if anything
you should have had strong words with him about it, you barely get enough sleep as it is
I'm gonna drink bourbon.
drink it out of your liter glass.
If it's a bourbon and coke sure.
Play Pogeymans with me faget
no. straight burbon. to the top of the glass. no ice.
be a man.
what's on the schedule for today tracer?
and why does it not involve playing as tracer in ow
I've worked on cars before
and cooked big meals
I like being diverse
no ull get the zika virus and go to the icu
he's just gonna get more mad if I do that and there's no sense in arguing with him
he's 'never wrong'
I grew out of those a long time ago
C A N C E R
If I wanted to die, sure.
Drinking and not cleaning the house.
Because she sucks.
Pick a number between 1 and 50. If you get it right, I can go to sleep.
ice fucking cold, nezi
just drink slow and be less of a pussy.
seems like a lot of pressure to put on me on the spot.
I'll ice you.
i shunned you
and you're doing a super job, hun
who is she
what did i do wrong now
Ice my dick, daddy
gotta stand up for yourself some time fam
And I had all this extra pizza money.
hell no. that would involve effort. if I can't shame you into doing something retarded by saying things you know I don't actually think then I might as well just give up.
Primal Groudon tries to Precipice Blades my Azelf
free Nasty Plot
be a giant nerd
miss linked or ignored me
are you trying to buy me
Tracer from Overwatch.
You know, the only girl in the prior conversation.
Surprised you put forth that much effort to begin with.
I'm telling you I could if I wanted.
yeah I have no idea what came over me.
Cupcake is the meanest. How else do you explain 'Tom and their change in personality
You usually prefer something else to come all over you.
I know how to stand up for myself but when I'm living with my dad and I know there's no benefit to having the argument, there's no point in starting it
sorry I'm tired
mistakes were made
go get more alcohol to drink away the pain Cupcake caused
They used to be nice and never tried to manipulate posters to turn against me on multiple occasions before you and aeris butt baby them.
I know your address and preferred pizza and could send it without even telling you.
The holy spirit
colbert is a MESS
as long as it doesn't get in my hair.
forty two. the answer I should have started with, to be honest.
oh no, don't give aeris any credit for this. it was all me. I poisoned 'tom and I'll do the same to all your friends, scooters. prepare to get run out of these parts.
i cant pick it up it'd be a waste
Their greasy honhon hair is full of secrets!!!
But your hair gets everywhere.
Oh I won't send it for you.
I would make a lewd joke
But i still love senpai too much
I thought that one would be too predictable so.. higher.
I can tie it back, and always do for situations like that!
in which I will hide all the dirty little lies needed to take you down. your meme reign is at an end.
gosh damn it goggles.
I've worked on cars before
and cooked big meals
I like being diverse
The jig is up. Lower.
I need help!!! To stop the slander and requisition of my memes
Be prepared to hear from my lawyer
Bob lob law.
literally only one answer possible left.
forty three. to bed with you.
that man is a mouthful.
I thought it would have taken you a bit longer, to be honest.
I can already taste those glorious man parts
oh i see
i figure but i was like making a statement about you being in a womans place with your trap body and whatnot
Go sleep then.
giving me higher and lower means I can figure it out pretty easy you know.
you should buy a tape recorder. just record yourself for one day. I think you'll be surprised at what you hear.
why are you noting things like this? you have no interest in doing such things!
Re:Zero is so stressful to watch
Meloetta sucks lol
so rekt all he can do is lash out at the pokemon.
I secretly wanted an excuse to sleep. I'll be going now.
you need to move out fam
we need ideas
how do we stop monday?
go on kid, get more rekt. it amuses me so.
sleep well, goggles.
just learn to accept it, tokai. it's better that way.
We nuke North Korea.
Hope for an allah snackbar in your college town
i dont wanna wake up at siiix..
thats only in nieuw-west
Oh man from him waking up in EMT's lap to the ending of the credits I thought like Satella was going to take over and more bad shit happening or Petelgeuse taking control of Subaru
you'll get used to it.
Do something about it.
And then elect me president.
More spoilerino O shit there's a bad ending after all
doing something about something I don't approve of instead of just complaining about it? do you even know me, tracer?
maybe if I think about friday all the time itll go faster
what will you dO?
NORMAL TYPE LEGENDARIES
I do, that's why I enjoy messing with you.
Id say ill do everything, then do nothing
But nothing goes wrong and im elected again
you'd think that, but no. it will make time pass slow. very slow.
who will wreck your shit.
season 1 ends without DESPAIR
This show sucks.
I want my money back.
Oh cuppers you blow hard
Do something about it.
I guess it's still better than what they have now.
I wanna shop, eat, haircut nowww!!
we take a pill that puts us to sleep through monday
and tuesday and wednesday etc
Thank you for your support
FOUR MORE YEARS
that show is so good I wanna take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant
now we're just going in circles.
you'll enjoy them even more because you had to wait for them...or something.
tokai are you sure about this
this is a big decision
What an inconclusive start of a conclusive week.
still a few minutes from finishing, but my guess is they realized they'd need a second season so they started making things go better near the end of this one, so that the despair can be even harder hitting in season two.
You started it.
but I wanna wake at some point
to do the fun things
ugggh that takes long as well
but I already waited long!
oh oh and a new headset
im so sick of this
i want cute asian girl shoulder length
My fucking Whimsicott named Flutters could destroy that garbage in seconds
Hm hm hm.
you're at college now right
You can probable turn up in a dress in your new haircut and ask people to refer to you as she and no one would blink an eye
fucking generation X nederlanders man they're probably already assuming you're trans
Seize this opportunity
im not trans
Im not worth the wait?
im not trans
yeh but you want cute asian girl aesthetic yeah
you're already cute and asian
so go for the girl part
You're worth it to me
you can get a new headset without waiting for friday
you're so gay it's almost painful
listening now. I just finished. I agree with you. what a shitty ending. I hope everything gets ruined in the next season.
wanting to be a girl
My Whimsicott is adorable shut up