Talk me out of buying this game Holla Forums

Logan Scott
Logan Scott

Talk me out of buying this game Holla Forums. I heard only bad things about it, but it looks really good in videos. I want to be Jackie Chan.

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

I want to be Jackie Chan.
start working out and take some karate classes you fucking neet

Joshua Baker
Joshua Baker

I did judo. Can't Jackie Chan my way through life with that.

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

You want to be an actor doing stupid stunts ?

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

it still doesn't fucking work
"Don't worry goy, we're still going to make updates" as a marketing thing
game hasn't worked properly since it released
last update broke the game to make it even more unplayable
it also looks like dogshit

Samuel Morris
Samuel Morris

What's wrong with it? Netcode or balance or crashes?

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

stupid stunts
go do a smart stunt and throw yourself off a bridge

Adam Perez
Adam Perez

Talk me out of buying this game Holla Forums. I heard only bad things about it
You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Thomas Taylor
Thomas Taylor

kek

Brandon Richardson
Brandon Richardson

I don't trust steam reviews. I trust this place though.

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

asian fast hand waving
not stupid

Jeremiah Parker
Jeremiah Parker

It's filled to the brim with commie propoganda and the devs are from /leftypol/

Owen Powell
Owen Powell

Oh. So that's why the promo material has this air of corporate rainbow people of color and gender equality about it instead of KUNG FU, DO YOU LIKE IT?!

Henry Thompson
Henry Thompson

you try to choreograph a fight like that you nonce, thats a million times better than the modern super-close shaky cam fights with 52 cuts within 3 seconds

Alexander Nelson
Alexander Nelson

/leftypol/
Stop trying to advertise for your dead board nigger.

Eli Miller
Eli Miller

Modern movies being shit does not excuse your shit taste in old movies. Jackie chan movies get extremely boring extremely fast.

Landon Harris
Landon Harris

How dare you. Drunken Master is a masterpiece.

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

The game still has lots of bugs, infinte loading screens and it has in general a lack of polish, feels more like an early access game
All that said, when it works and you get into some good match-ups it's fan fucking tastic, the hitboxes are near perfect and you feel like you made a truly personal combat style thanks to the combat deck.
Dont expect Dark Souls: Karate Edition, the pve it's a glorified tutorial, this is a fighting game first and foremost, I have put 40+ hours in the last week and I got my 30 bucks worth of fun, I'll proabably keep playing it untill it dies, a shame really it feels like with a year or so of dev time this could have been a really great game

Cameron Powell
Cameron Powell

It's the only semi-good movie he did.
And this opinion is brought to you by my alcoholism.

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

this is a fighting game first and foremost
no jumping for aerial combos
no wrestling moves of any kind for pankratian builds
no reversals
"fighting game"
Loving Every Laugh

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

The netcode is kinda fucked and can give hosts total advantage.
The PvE part of the game isn't really big and they are focusing on PvP.

That being said, absolver's combat system is godlike. It's deep and fun to customize, lost of different things can work, and reading your oppenents decks and moving accordingly is a great feeling.

Sadly it'll probably die quite fast because it released without enough content and with kinda bad netcode.

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

The combat system is cool, but the game is tiny. It's like they spent so long going on about the combat and one level that they forgot their deadlines and rushed it. If you got it really cheap it would be fine, but you could spend that 25 bong on something more worthwhile. If the game was like 10x the length it is now, and they elaborated on the combat a bit, I'd recommend it.
The combat can be deep but there's no incentive to actually make combos. I did this setup and beat the game without any problems, in PvE and PvP
Remove all second stage attacks, so that you have 4 square attacks and 4 triangle attacks
Bind one to the straight jab
Bind the other square moves so that they end up comboing into the straight jab
Straight jab binds into itself automatically
You can stunlock enemies infinitely

Bind low kick so that you can do it out of the straight jab
Make that combo into the door-kicker kick
Put anything else in the last two slots

Enemy tries to attack, punch once and stunlock until you run out of stamina
Enemy tries the blue absorb thing, press triangle twice to boot him out of it
Enemy tries a low sweep to dodge your punch, press triangle to kick him out of it
Enemy has a parry, straight jab and low kick come from different directions so you can mindgame him
Game becomes "mash square to win, and sometimes triangle"

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

SHILLING

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

Guys can I play as a killing machine like the ones in this video?

Jack Sullivan
Jack Sullivan

Its short, its trying too hard, multiplayer experience for the FULL GAME, not even worth the pirating, avoid at all cost.

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

This game looks like a tech demo to me

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

For what? It doesn't seem particularity impressive.

Nolan Nelson
Nolan Nelson

Cool gif.
it's a Holla Forums hates popular stuff episode
nice

Daniel White
Daniel White

It's not, but it's just so bland.

Jordan Jackson
Jordan Jackson

no jumping for aerial combos
no reversals

No such thing in games like Tekken and Virtua Fighter but I guess they're not fighting games.

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

You basically can choose to cheese your way and kill all the lower level multiplayer enemies like describes here, or you can stylishly defeat them once you have an idea how specials work and why spamming anything but drunken move set would get you killed later.

Benjamin Miller
Benjamin Miller

Keep it to one thread.

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