How skyrim made me gay

I just wanted to share with you Holla Forums, what i was doing this week and how have i fallen.

I don't think you needed Skyrim for that.

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Are that mods that actually make this happen?

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I wanted to enslave women and have a torture dungeon while playing as attractive looking fellow. Instead i got gay parade of a game. I even configured it to have less gay shit, but some mods have rape of player character included by default.
It was part of Maria Eden mod.

Of course

From what you described you aren't gay OP. The mods that you put in are.

You can't even homosex correctly user.

You're going to reinstall next week.

You were always a faggot, those mods just awakened your lust for cock.

Impressive

>you will never go ass to ass with an argonian and shit back and forth foreverially tied up and loving it with permanently delitized tounge

/thread

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But SAM is a fucking bara. Not to mention i don't think there are uncut dicks in that one. I used "Slim male body for SoS" together with bodymaps from Kuschel-Drow. Also the site was unavailable, where that shit is stored, author just had to make personal website for SAM.


Maybe today. Without garbage this time around, and with different body replaces. Want to change HDT CBBE to UUNP too for women.

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Nice dubs but see pic related.

Damn those mods sound technically good.

I hate to admit it, but i had zero crashes with 180 mods. But that's not something to admire when some bodies glitch out into twitching and sex scenes constantly get positioned wrong.

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Tell me that you have a source on this

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That wasn't Skyrim. Skyrim has no gay shit in it. You were playing a gay fantasy that you created.

Skyrim without mods is more gay than this.

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Joel go play your fishing games.

checked

you don't have to stay gay, OP
you could choose to be straight again

that's sounds like an average nip game that a weeabo would praise 24/7, except skyrim actually has gameplay

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fuck I meant to spoiler that, mods?

Go suicide bomb a synagogue. We don’t care.

it's THAT one manga user, how do you not know? are you new or something?

Mod list.
Now.

you're not fooling anyone, being a sandnigger made you fag

You mean this one?

Something something senguine's debauchery. We all know you will just uninstall after one fap.

How do I no gay, cuck, tranny bullshit just fuck cute girls? OP is right that most mods are made for fags that like playing as girls. First person anything clips like crazy, and one mod made the camera jerk all over the place while preventing me from actually looking at shit.

Is there a mod that just removes the male's head/torso during sex?

that one

6/10

Don't be silly.
I'll AltF4 after one fap and reload to do it all over again an hour later.

While we are on topic, how the fuck do i uninstall this shit? It gives me an error when i try to unostall skyrim. Pirated version of course.

sage

You have to actually install those yourself with full knowledge of what they are, there's no random mod installer that I know of, certainly not that knows how to differentiate between porn and non-porn mods.

You were gay and had bad taste before you started.

either that or you're making shit up to be funny, because in that case eh

>not from watching big redguard men fucking thanks rxkx22 beautiful nord women (preferably your wife)
100% flacid and you're a fag.

What the fuck did I just read.

You don't.

So, is she dead? was that bit with her daughter just some dream then?

If you're going to play Skyrim, at least get the only mods that actually make it worth playing over something like Morrowind.

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Talking about modding, did you know SKSE for special edition recently came out?

This is some good shit

I'd sooner drink paint that touch the SE now it has the cancerous Creation Kit tacked onto it. Besides, they'll have to update it every single time they add new paid mods to the "Club" as it updates the EXE.

Indeed you're a fagget OP.

I fucking loathe apachii hair.

While Skyrim is looks nicer by default, lovers mod on oblivion is much more refined.

There are plenty of mods that make it look better than modded skyrim, but it does take quite a long time to setup

This should be an article on Kotaku not a fucking thread on Holla Forums ffs

tbqfhwy, BOTW made me "bi-curious"

yes, she miscarries and overdoses on heroin, she dies dreaming about her daughter

Please tell me the fucking source of this.


Is there more?

here

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its called trap for a reason

Objectively an improvement tbh

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Why do people always post this gay guy in response to gayposting?

its because traps are not gay

Because censoring the natural discorse of Holla Forums culture is the only way to stop gays from thinking they're welcome on any place barring their containment boards. Following the outrage from the Pedophile threads and human trafficking operations revealed on Holla Forums such as the reporter who showed them a video of a cult pedo gay torturing a child with a tazer and anally sodomizing him with it, and the new normalfag generation somehow NOT liking futa nor coming from the pronographic routes that led to it and the invasive subversive shitposting /lgbt/ did back on cuckchan, the staple of counteraction, which was frequent on cukchan Holla Forums and our Holla Forums known as travisposting, and lastly Pence's stance on gays, it's pretty much the norm to shitpost any un-straight content to death.

Also, he's some WWF wrestler or some shit, it's probably a /woo/ meme but I don't watch tb and WWF hasn't been relevant since the 2000's when all the kids gave a shit about it, so it's an american thing.

All I remembered was this one fat nigger so huge that he threw himself on a wrestler causing him to somehow throw up an organ as he smashed that guy through the table, but it was the shit and I wish I could see it again.

It also prevents certain off-topic posts, threads and post chainsfrom occurring that have lewd, people don't have means to contain and control the local gay community as they are chaos-incarnate and some other shit which involves immediate degenerate descent, it's simply impossible to have a gentlemen's club over feminine penises anymore, so if it's even tried, it lasts for like- 3 posts before it becomes a tasteless gay bar.

But to summarize it, gays don't understand that there are elitist straight people who want to enslave them and keep all their identity and niche fetishes to themselves as luxuries or some shit to do with how chan boards do everything better than chosen demographic or some shit.

Wanna hear something really fucked up?
I'm reinstalling Oblivion.
With the intention of having fun with it.

Good for you

Plebs.

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You may be gay or not, but your fetishes sure are

i hate faggots. this includes traplovers because you gay as fuck.

What is this? Kotaku?

You were always a fag

Faggot RPers are absolutely unbearable. Remember in 2013 Holla Forums when that gay rabbit would get spammed everywhere and we didn't even have this meme? I haven't seen him once on Holla Forums.

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Is this a kotaku article?

Congratulations, everyone.
Now screencap it, make sure my post is in it and send it off to /r/Holla Forums to finish your Official Reddit Tutorial.

sage

What mods y'got there?

The first mod is Sage The Thread by If You Don't You're A Faggot.

yeah, no

I don't wanna sage the thread, tho, lel.

That's AJ Styles. He's a wrestler from Georgia. He's a white Christian male with a wife and kid who loves vidya.

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What?

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Good taste.

You heard it here first folks, RPGs literally turn you gay. Stay away from the D20 Jew.

somebody's doing the raping

This was a nice recommendation. Thank you.

Modded Skyrim is hell of a drug

Yeah. Too bad thread is not bumpable. But maybe that's for a good reason.

Anytime, fag. What is wrong with your textures?

Which textures? Body ones or environmental? The body ones are for smooth skin, environmental ones are default for now. I have very shitty pc to handle skyrim. I can't even handle RLO i installed right now.

No shit.
Your npc's head textures are wrong, quite obviously, they don't match with the body textures, how did you manage that?

That's pretty male face textures. The original SAM textures contain stubble even without beard. I'd rather have a little line over neck, than a beard on a smooth body.

I wonder how Todd fells about this.
sexlab was your mistake. 0sex is vastly superior with just your basic duo sex poses, way less bugs and no weird animal shit