Non porn vidya moments that made you rock hard

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You're trying too hard, user.

But you're the one the brought it up impotence in the first place.

I can see people finding her annoying, because in the amount of time you could spend wearing her you'll hear every line she has an inordinate number of times.
That aside she does deserve love and I would never use one of those awful mods that mutes her.

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He did.

It is bad dork. Go and fap to your anime little girls now cool guy. ;)

At least I can fap.

I just wish there were dialogue options for her. It kills me inside.

Hahahahha you're wasting your life away jerking your dick to thing that don't exist!!

I miss when this board wasnt cuckchan lite

Bump

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Good taste

Terrible fucking fetish, kill yourselves.

t. someone who also has it

You three could honestly have a worse fetish.

Oh user, it feels so good when you're inside me. I don't care if I get hurt, so long as you're okay. Please don't repair me with that slut recon armor Will you love me if I help you hide?

You can miss me with that shame shit. Giantess pride, nigger.

God I wish there was more high quality artwork of Chichibinta Rika.

Name one(10) bosses that do this

too bad the suit is shit in regards to stats when you already have max stealth and why would you wear light armor if you aren't going to go stealth.

In Paper Mario Pro Mode when Whacka engages you in a boss fight

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I can't help it.

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Man, I miss non shit Tomb Raider

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Not quite as fun as missiling yourself down that 100ft room in the first game, but good for fucking with other people trying to play the game

This explains everything.

What is it with the nips and making every female emit cries of pleasure whenever they take the slightest damage.

You've never watched a women's tennis match, have you?

I think deacons of the deep does this on ds3 but I'm too lazy to check

Are women brutally murdered in tennis?

Yes.

Neat. Can I watch Nip tennis? Only the voices associated with 2D can get me off anymore.

I am a doctor and I am going to recommend you stop all the pornography for awhile. You don't have to stop jacking it every twenty minutes or whatever, just don't be gazing right into the pornographic jew while you do it.

All 10 Bosses of the game 'Shatter'

I don't masturbate.
Isn't that interracial?

Not nip tennis, but it demonstrates my point. The whole "lol why do female game characters make erotic noises" is a shitty sjw meme used to stir up controversy. In reality, women make a wide variety of stupid noises both when in pain and when trying to exert force. Them sounding "erotic" or "porny" is entirely in the mind of the beholder.

I have literally never heard it as such. Just an observation from how many times I've heard nip girls squeal in vidya.

What the fuck? They sound like birds.

Actually in the case of womens tennis its more of a shitty gimmick to make the opponent not hear how hard they hit the ball (which doesn't matter anyway because the harambe sisters out steroid all the other women anyway) and part attention seeking.

The whole point is that it's all in your mind.

Having now watched that video, those don't sound erotic to me at all.

Same thing happens when a woman tries to open a pickle jar, though. The fact that it has a strategic advantage in this particular sport is inconsequential.

I didn't even debate that in the post you're responding to. But if you want me to, I'd say there is a fair chance the eroticism of many of the shrieks in nip games is completely intentional. Especially those with fanservice.

pure (((coincidence)))

first playthrough of nier I got so hard I had to take a break and rub one out. After that I still got hard often, but not that horny anymore

nier automata* fuck

I don't get you dingaling, speak clearly

Did you get the nip version or do you just like bara? :^)

it wasn't nier, it was automata. I simply forgot for a moment the existence of the first nier because I'm a casualfag who never played it

No need for denial, user. We know you have a thing for cock now, just accept it.

God tell me about, what a stud.

Man the whole chadwalk meme really took off huh

10-0ing my pals and online on Mario Strikers Charged. Or for a more sexual version, Peach and Daisy's outfits in the first one. Despite their Hank Hill-esque censored ass, they still petrify my loins.

Dark Souls
Whats special is you get caught completely off guard, to this point you were walking around in ghoul infested land and are suddenly hit by a pair giant honkers.

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I didn't get rock hard. I got romantically hard, if that's a thing.

At least you're not into traps

original tomb raider was fucking prime shit

nice trips, but your post reminds me of the moaning Carrie makes in Castlevania 64 when she goes vampire game over

The thing is the Williams sisters did play against men. Once. They said they could beat any man in the top 200 or some shit, and no one took the bait, so this semi retired player in the sub 200s took them on and warmed up for the match by drinking beer and beat them in straight sets. They swapped half way through but even fresh they were no match. It was fucking humorous. Nobody mentions it and it's been memory holed, because it ruined any inkling of a doubt that women were just as good as men.

link or webm?

It's all of porn involving real people in front of a camera.

I was torn between stroking it right then and there and restraining myself because the moment was too pure.

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Yeah, i got a few boners from that too.

Perchance, someday modding will get to a point where we can get pleasant asses in strikers.

Just for you user

Since when are normals prudent?

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Nigger Fifty Shades of Gray is shocking to normalfags.

Shockingly bad?

That too

The whole game is eye candy though.
Rebirth port for PC never ever.
;_;

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every touhou boss

Practically every boss in Bloodborne and DSIII.

Fighting him for the first time is unforgettable. The whole fight is brutal up until that point, and you think you're getting to the end and the worst part is over, then he suddenly goes full nuclear and everyone knows they're about to get fucked harder than ever before.

fucking bloodborne

The female riders in Motorstorm always made my dick go hnnnng.

Too bad there doesn't seem to be any good pictures of them on the internet.

I've seen this pic a few times, but never noticed the Kirkhammer.

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lord forgive me for such strange fetishes

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I don't know why, but this makes me fucking diamonds. I think it might be the mysterious vibes to it.

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now I know that I'm not the only one with this fetish

I loved playing both Nier Gestalt and Nier Replicant
No need to hide your dick lust faggot
unf

Please die

Firekeeper was sexy just because she's got a tight body plus I have a thing for braids like that

My dick gets hard when female characters have lewd walking

Every time I play as a female warframe, especially watching the cutscenes for Alad V, Mutalist Alad V, and the war within.

Also the entirety of the Vicar Amelia and Dancer of the Boreal Valley fight.

All I've seen of this game are asses and thighs, but is it actually good?

When you crush all opposition beneath your heel and victory is assured, but then in the final moments the AI pulls out the atrocity weapons.

When you rule an indomitable war state.

If you like Platinum gameplay with tacked on RPG elements sure.

on the whole its good but helps if you're a yoko taro fan to start, but if you want to single out its hack and slash elements its a little weak because the player becomes overpowered really easily and the enemy variety is lacking

Yes, combat is fluid and feels really nice to cut the shit out of robots. The biggest problem is the difficulty. Hard in the early game will have enemies one shot you while normal is pretty fucking easy all the way through. It's worth looking into.

First thing to keep in mind, this is a Square JRPG with Platinum combat, not a Platinum Hack and slash with Square story. If you're a platinum fag you're going to get burned like the rest. The story is the main focus and is written by Yoko Taro. What that means is everything is awful but aesthetic at the same time. The combat is generic platinum affair, it suffers from unbalanced difficultly and it can be easy to over level, but if you like hack-and-slash it's bearable. All together it is definitely a nice game, not the best made in the world.

Don't listen to this Platinumfag.

I have a thing for well designed braids as well
I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. The closest I can get is a Chiss or a dark elf, but they don't have the eye coverings.

I don't have a problem with either Platinum or hack and slash, so I guess I might as well try it.
Is it loosely connected to Drakengard like I heard, or do I not need them?

It's loosely connected, it's be more accurate to say barely connected. There will be references you will miss but they're rare. In fact you don't even have to play the original Nier either, though Automata will spoil the end of the original Nier.

All right then, thanks.

Its still worth at least watching a "movie" of Drakengard and NieR to get some Yoko Taro goodness as well some background to the game.

And then they ruin her in the sequel.

I had no idea I was among people with such fine taste.

when the female character had big boobie and my peepee goes dippy haha funny xD

Truly, the thinking man's fetish(es).

She also had footwraps and the slight footfag in me loves that.

You erected your heartpenis.

Vijounne and Immorta from W101

Looks like a potato.

dead spce 3 isn't real

It's disgustingly easy and the PC port is hot garbage. If you have a beastly PC and don't care about the game being unbalanced as hell towards being easy then sure go for it.

Ludwig
Orphan of Kos
Lawrence
Lady Maria
Father Gascoigne

Abyss Watchers
Soul of Cinder
Vordt of the Boreal Valley
Pontiff Sulyvahn
Deacons of the Deep

Easy, though way more games should do this.

Also every single Metal Gear Rising boss, how could I forget

Well actually, perhaps it's a bit too /fringe/ but I believe that would be a synchronicity.

I might do a more vanilla run soon, though. Just play as a dickhead who only uses cowboy guns. Maybe side with House.

Actually, independent is probably the way to go, now that I think about it.

Do all the Brotherhood missions as soon as possible and wear T-51 power armor so you're dressed as one of them, then roleplay as a Brotherhood member. One of the more fun playthroughs I've done, even if I got ambushed by NCR constantly. Independant and House playthroughs are garbage, and House just comes off as a scumbag with no real direction besides controlling Vegas. Also, a reminder that Caesar's Legion rapes female slaves, steals random hard-working people from their homes to put into slavery, uses female slaves for manual labor & melee practice, and kills innocent people in the arena for kicks.

But I wanna be a cowboy.
Sounds like something an asshole cowboy with a heart of gold should be putting a stop to. I've watched a lot of westerns the last few days.

You say that as if any of these are bad things

They're definitely the kind of things a jerkass cowboy with a heart of gold would stop. Even if I just play pure jerkass and skip the heart of gold, I'll probably end up against them anyway. They're dickheads.

He says from his computer right before legion breaks into his home and makes him fight in the pit.

Shoot her once in the tit with a tranq dart, then dextrously weave between her blows as she grunts and sighs, slowly becoming more and more disabled by the sedatives coursing through her bloodstream. Eventually, she realizes what's happening and panics, running away for dear life. Finally, unable to take another step, she succumbs to the tranquilizers and collapses in a heap. Afterward, you can approach the sleepy lady, sling her over your shoulder and walk around carrying her or whatever. I guess.

Come to think of it, Hong Kong had a lot of hot bitches you could tranq and carry into secluded places. I packed the Lucky Money's restrooms full of sedated bodies. I don't even feel guilty, I discovered this game when I was 15.

I didn't want to say my heart itself got rock hard because rigid hearts have other connotations.

Super Metroid's game over screen was the first time I popped a boner playing a game and probably kickstarted some of my fetishes.

sephiroth
you know it's true you fucking faggots

LAD

all in mgr revengeance

Final Fantasy XIV: Online.

The worst part is seeing the millions of fucking varients where the chad stand-in is blatantly superior without the exaggeration of it that made it funny. Fuck I cant believe Im getting upset over a meme

Please insult me more

Happens every time there normalfags latch onto memes, they don't understand it and create inferior versions.

i was expecting the chat meme to be normalfag proof since it would involve opening up MS paint to edit it

As a non-nip I've only seen this kind of swimsuit in hentai and it gave me an instant boner

This happens with a lot of memes. i.e. every reaction image that someone just recreates with a character stand-in, which just ruins the comical nature of the original image. Fuck I hate it.

This hurts.

Her character being abandoned means it's now safe. Imagine her being written by Bioware.

Bioware would make her a generic AI, removing any sense of personality or compassion.

MY NIGGER

There isn't enough of this in the world today and it makes me sad

Gym leaders in Black/White

Haven Troopers are right up your ally.
If you want to nut extremely, some chick did a 1:1 cosplay of these gals.

Well ahead of you my man, believe me when I say i've tapped every source for this kind of thing, but it's never enough. I've even been tempted of doing the unthinkable and commissioning some stuff like an autist

My nigga

Have you ever checked Pixiv? There's a lot of good stuff there for characters like these.
If you ever commission anything, my general rule is not to go above $75. Beyond that is autism-tier.

This post made me add 4 explosive weapon mods to my already bloated NV install and start a(nother) new game.

Fuck you, user.

jesus christ people pay that much? I know furries have deep pockets but surely normal people dont go above 20 smackos?!

Lad, people pay beyond $2,000 for commissions.
Just dig around on sites like Tumblr and look for decent artist who do cheap commissions. The obscurer the cheaper, usually.
When it comes to bigger artists who charge upwards of $200 you're paying for the "brand" more than the art itself.

Did that nip that was making a bombass new model for Fallout NV ever release it anywhere? A gem of that quality can't just be lost to the ether like that.

It's also something basically impossible to search for, so I don't have any of the images he posted of it. Haven Troopers in general are incredibly hard to search for, since either you get a bunch of Star Wars stuff (since Storm Troopers are basically the only time most people ever use the word "trooper") or other weird unrelated things, and most people just call them FROGs, which is even harder to search for.

I know what you're talking about and no, he never released it.

Being into Haven Troopers truly is suffering

You could always check DA.
The site is 90% garbage, but there is that 10% which is surprisingly good. There's a lot of stuff on there you can't find anywhere else.

thats dio

Porn games do nothing for me, but if sexual innuendo is subtly implied in an otherwise vanilla game, I instantly get aroused.

Cowboy playthrough is a lot of fun, you get to use a ton of cool weapons and there's also the perks to supplement it. Highly recommended.

You are like little baby. Watch this.

Why?

because it saves 4 consecutive forum posts of time, that guy will always 1up, unless it's so high he'll resign

Agreed

I don't get it. this… doesn't make any sense

9 k dolars? 9k what? can't be for art as well

Fuck yeah! Finish the disgusting alt-right anime nerd!

They have a lot of money to burn.

Every boss in Furi. The game is 100% boss fights.

Holy shit, this must be the Japanese version of the game. I know I don't remember seeing this as a kid.

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Youre not the only one.

Once I unlocked Unite Big, easily 50% of my playtime is just watching Unite Immorta slowly walk away from the camera

The suit is better. I want to like Dala but those freaky facial panels turn me off.

Dala is ok until you get the suit, then you take the suit on merry sneaky adventures through new vegas and make her feel loved and special.

Everything about the game besides the walking segments is top tier.
I'm glad its never getting a sequel to ruin its name.

Can't wait for the devs next game though, hope its as good as this one.
I knew I was going to enjoy it, but not this much.
Same with Hotline Miami 2, but less the gameplay which in some ways was a step down but more with the narrative and fucking insane plot.

throw her out penthouse the window, ten storeys to the street below.

Or, y'know, keep her until the endgame. The game remembers what you have in hand through map transitions.

The Skies of Arcadia soundtrack tried to do this, except the boss music is mediocre, and when you're in low health it switches to this obnoxious four second loop.

But then you pull out of it, and then it kicks ass. Relatively speaking.

I am truly sorry.

Those first few cutscenes with Daniella in Haunting Ground. This tall, beautiful, somewhat off-putting woman with pre-SJW purple hair sneaks up behind you while you're trying to unlock a door, takes your hands, stares into your eyes for a moment and tells you dinner is served, miss.

And it's a good thing the protagonist is female, because if it were me they'd have had to depict my fear boner tearing its way out of my pants.

Yeah, I'm sorry too.
Also, Star Lancer, Bishop and Ninja Master. Are you me?

OOOH BB

Well Cass is already a whore so no change.

don't talk about my waifu like that reeeee

Does the Aliens franchise count as non-porn, when the entire concept is based on a sexual predator monster?
Either way, facehugger death sounds in Alien: Isolation.

l-lewd

Pick one motherfucker.

profligate

I think I'm big

you're a big guy

I'm a big guy

so what's the next step of your master plan ?

The next oops of my master uh oh?

this got me back in the day
hell MGS was full of moments and dialogue where I was afraid of my parents walking in

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I like the face fuggers too

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Shirt and pantsu is god tier.

I'm CIA, everybody knows my name
I got it all, cash, money and planes

I could forgive a lot of things about this image if >she didn't have an ugly as fuck nose.

I jerked off to topless dancing giant Paula in Shadows of the Damned, in the Big Boner level.

Also jerked off to the Laughing Octopus photoshoot first time playing it.

What if you and your wife watch videos of yourselves doing it?

that's why I mod it to be light, nobody wants a fatty

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if you do a cowboy run you have to install New Vegas Bounties 1 and 2 plus new vegas killer, and maybe 3 after you finish 2 or NVK

In fact the entire Someguy Series is cowboy as fuck, save for bad mother fucker but he's fun too

I only get erect to voice synthetizers.
Bow down to me, normalfag.

How can I reach your level sensei?

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bump

leaned me into Vore and everything

those synth programs were likely made by a 3d man, making you not only a pleb but a homo.

Makoto, just fighting. Specially on her sf4 win outro when she smiles briefly and then performs a little kata. I practiced karate as a kid so I guess it has something to do with that

On a side note, I practiced shotokan and Makoto's style comes much closer to it than Ryu's

no

UNDERAGEB& OUT

Agreed.

yes, you pleb homo.

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Same.

Did game journos freak out about those photo-shoots or had the cancer not fully metastasized yet?

mgs4 was 08 so it was the beginning of the end BUT mgs4 was too big to dig at at the time, on top of since journos were always inept i doubt they actually found out how to access photo mode and were actually swooned by the retarded backstories from drebin

When the game has a cute female character of seeming young age, prepubescent even.

2b checks some of my boxes

Visas gave me the hardest waifu boner I've ever had and I don't give a fuck about getting romantically attached to fictional characters.

No eyes only makes it better.

I didn't even think of that! Pure white hair also gets me.

DO NOT BULLY HER

Cries of pleasure sound precisely like sounds of pain

Men getting sexual satisfaction is totes problematic.

Maybe for a fat fuck like you

>get a harem of slave wives its your Legionary duty to impregnate And thats AFTER having Roman-style moral boosting homosex with one of your more submissive battle brothers

Legion is truly the best faction realtalk I wanna cum inside Vulpes Inculta

Remembering the melancholy of human existence

Even ghosts stray from the path of righteousness

>Disdainful Chewbacca girl rabbit-woman who is tougher than anyone else in the party and probably smells tangy when she gets wet rained on
>Constantly acting like I Vaan was unworthy of her time

Hard as a diamond dipped in adamantium encased in a giftbox made of mithril.

If you're a rapist, sure.

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Well I know what I'm doing next playthrough.

Enjoy the last death.

At least he's not breaking up. Think of modding her as the result of support or encouragement to better herself.

I think that Dr Dala sounds slightly more erotic in French than in English. It's not necessarily better, but it just sounds more "seductive".