Out of body, and out of mindkiss the demons out of my dreams

Samuel Hill
Samuel Hill

out of body, and out of mind

kiss the demons out of my dreams

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.humblebundle.com/store/daikatana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkMU1mKdwPI
http://store.steampowered.com/app/435150/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/435150/
Lincoln King
Lincoln King

woof woof

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

aeiou

Daniel Price
Daniel Price

The price for not living 20 miles from downtown.

Yeah, I can imagine.
You can get the super shittiest studio in a literal crackville for like $500 but like I don't want to die for being white.

It was weirder when I lived in the middle of nowhere.
There were older but livable apartments for like $400 a month.
Then there were brand new duplexes that were $1300 a month in an area that the median income was like $17,000.
So it's just...why.

Jose Ward
Jose Ward

disgusting.

Eli Reyes
Eli Reyes

john madden

Jayden Cooper
Jayden Cooper

seriously.

Leo Cooper
Leo Cooper

football

Ethan Bennett
Ethan Bennett

ignore that first one

Jeremiah Gomez
Jeremiah Gomez

Way to fuck it up.

Ethan Turner
Ethan Turner

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Noah Morgan
Noah Morgan

Yeah, same thing. But with waking up.
Not because of what could have happened the night before. I don't care. I could die a KV and not care.
I just figured it'd be a really wonderful feeling to wake up, look beside you, and not be alone.

Wyatt Fisher
Wyatt Fisher

asbdjknfaksd

Juan Sanchez
Juan Sanchez

WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S WHAT I HAD

Brody Moore
Brody Moore

That's still insane tho.

Juan Brown
Juan Brown

FFS

Nicholas Perry
Nicholas Perry

I hate everything.

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

Guess Canada is using the system as you guys?
Heard welfare is badass over there
I see why you kept this system for so long now, it makes sense in its own way, but it could be better still. With conditions like that, half of the people I know would be dirt poor.
tfw your rent is twice the amount of my monthly wage and its a government greased job

Now I wanna ask about tax returns, welfare, and how you can exploit the system to get as much money back as you can but shit I need to sleep now
Lets pick this off later tho

I actually got nearly all of my papers for free, companies who employ you mostly pay for your courses, driving license, everything you need for the job and those papers can last forever
Fuck I have it ez compared to you guys
It pains me to leave when I'm learning so much but I can't afford to be disoriented tomorrow so laterz

Jaxson Hill
Jaxson Hill

no way right?

Michael Collins
Michael Collins

dying inside.

Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

family guy john madden waving hands in co caster face shouting football

Christian White
Christian White

Cheaper land to build on
And it would attract richer people, and steadily it would grow from there, I'd assume.

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

Those apartments with all the heroin addicts in it are the ones i'm talking about, lol
it really does not go under 800 bucks for a single room

good job dumdum

Carson Roberts
Carson Roberts

It's a city that's meant for buying, honestly.

The American system is only really easy to game for the dirt poor and the filthy rich.
Because our tax code is written by rich politicians and their friends to keep them that way.

Benjamin Howard
Benjamin Howard

papers here can expire.

Owen Green
Owen Green

Isn't the same distance you are from NYC but in Jersey way cheaper?

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

Yes, Cup?

Nolan Morgan
Nolan Morgan

he joined a vent to be alone
what an attention whore

closer places in jersey are half the goddamn price
new york is just fucked retarded

Owen Russell
Owen Russell

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

that was actually quite hilarious.

Jaxon Cook
Jaxon Cook

only vanilla

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

Oh well good.

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

#freePanda

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

Ahh, I guess that makes more sense.
Maybe American prices are just higher than here, I dunno.
I just moved last week, was looking to rent, but I saw full houses for rent for €530+ in this city.

Liam Green
Liam Green

tfw

Mason Martin
Mason Martin

multisheet drifting

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

I will be the penultimate zero then.

Ryan Miller
Ryan Miller

as long as I still get to be the bottom. huehuehue.

Gabriel Long
Gabriel Long

Okay fuck sleep for a while I want to know
Under what conditions do you get tax relief? First marriage? Number of kids? There are a list of items here and if you don't have five of those you actually count as "poor" and get shitton of advantages, like, no tv, car, phone, etc.
Is there no way to fuck with the system?
What if you need an extra course or license for your job, will your employer usually pay for it or do you have to pay for that too? For how long a license lasts there? Forklift, trucks, groundworks machines etc.

Whats the expiration time?

Jace Bailey
Jace Bailey

goodnight jacky boy.

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

No, just one more hour

William Harris
William Harris

No, bad Cup. No gay.

Ryder Robinson
Ryder Robinson

rawr

rose bud

dub esor

Aaron Mitchell
Aaron Mitchell

number of kids is the biggest factor in tax returns
and age of the kids
claim 5 1 year olds and you make bank
that's why a lot of people in the ghetto have fifteen chilruns running around walmart breaking shit

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

Hello

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

it all depends on specific stuff for each little thing...

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

Guess I can google that part

Nolan Young
Nolan Young

oh. misread, never mind.

it's okay to be gay, it's current year you fucking bigot.

Adam Kelly
Adam Kelly

Looks like thats the same everywhere
Bullshit too.
What if you need an extra course or license for your job, will your employer usually pay for it or do you have to pay for that too?

Thomas Ramirez
Thomas Ramirez

I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher

fucking lost it

Jackson Gutierrez
Jackson Gutierrez

see

Also shit like bullshit tax breaks for making too much money essentially.

Easton Parker
Easton Parker

not even dr. cox will make me think otherwise.

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

Cupcake can turn him having sex with a woman into something gay.

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

I don't see a problem with that, I look forward to being in that position with you.

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

Because he would want her to fuck him with a dildo from behind.

Christopher White
Christopher White

It gets me every time.

Tyler Campbell
Tyler Campbell

cupcake is being a fucking bully today jesus

depends on the employer
if you've worked for them before and you're missing a small specific skill they might float you the license fee but not usually
only time i've heard it happening anecdotally was when my buddy who works at the loading docks got moved up internally and had to be able to operate one of those big forklifts
they paid for that in full

Angel Brown
Angel Brown

yeah.. it's all there.
:)

Julian Wright
Julian Wright

it's a date.

deal with it, fag hater.

shut up faggot.

Jackson Stewart
Jackson Stewart

My mom has sex with women, it's pretty fucking gay.

Carter Miller
Carter Miller

Cigarettes are rad though.

Levi Morris
Levi Morris

I'm sorry for being such a bully to you guero.

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

THEY SO ARE NOT

Juan Cox
Juan Cox

he has a two moms
No wonder you turned out gay and looking for older father figures.

Josiah Hughes
Josiah Hughes

ha

Joshua Barnes
Joshua Barnes

/bullies Guero

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

You just say that because you smoke cock.

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

Guess not many have to worry about that. I wonder if retirement works there, you have to work in your entire life here to live off of that

Aaah so it does happen but rarely, Guess a license for a forklift costs at least a monthly wage

Canada and America work similar in these regards?

Charles Robinson
Charles Robinson

That's like making a faggot to suck dick.

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

this is unacceptable behavior
see me after class

Gabriel Brooks
Gabriel Brooks

I'm sorry but I speak English

I'll just bully you after class too

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

never found the simpsons funny

Grayson Ward
Grayson Ward

Wow, you're just, terrible.

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

How unfortunate. I'm sure you know some Spanish por favor.

Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

Do you even know who Dunkey is?

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

not really.

Gavin Miller
Gavin Miller

das a pro genji

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

s p a g h e t t i a n d m e a t b a l l s

Samuel Nelson
Samuel Nelson

Social Security is pretty much a crock of shit.
It was never meant to be used.

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

Si senorita por favor matate muy pronto ok gracias

Disgusting

Ayden Cruz
Ayden Cruz

What does that mean? Is like.. Something fast.

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

keep bullying me and I'll have to put you on the naughty list

Joshua Green
Joshua Green

"Yes girl please kill yourself very fast okay thanks"

falling into my trap

Elijah Cruz
Elijah Cruz

Why would you ever need to say that. It doesn't even make any sense.

Jackson Morales
Jackson Morales

I'd do that unicorn lady :^)

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

Okay last question then I'm out for the day
What if somebody skips all kinds of education after high school and decides to just work wherever he can. Is it possible to make a start like that? Or you'll never make enough money with those jobs? From what you said it looks like you need a paper for everything there, just wanna confirm

I'll be sure to interrogate you later about that

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

i'm sure you will~

John Morris
John Morris

I know basic Spanish grammar and a collection of Spanish words and put them together into an intelligible sentence

You'd do most things, to be fair

I would to

Mason Johnson
Mason Johnson

More like non intelligible.

Joshua Hughes
Joshua Hughes

Oh, you most certainly can.
It's just it falls more into circumstance at that point. You can find plenty of jobs if you have no education. It's just people view those jobs as beneath them. It's easy to get employed in America. Anyone who says that "can't find a job" are just lazy.

Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

unintelligible

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

oh no, I've activated your trap card! ;w;

Gabriel Peterson
Gabriel Peterson

Thankyou

Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall

What kind of a start you make is dependent on your experience and whatnot. A woman at my work got a job doing what I do (a job that pays very well) after having experience doing that job in India. You can have a degree from another country and do fine, or you can have experience in a field and do fine with that here too

You understood what I was saying, did you not?

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

I do have limited, I probably could never find pone porn enticing barring the well done human art of them but then it's not really ponies anymore

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

[Attention]

Jaxson Sanchez
Jaxson Sanchez

I don't speak real Spanish.

Adrian King
Adrian King

Yeah I don't really into ponies either. Soraka is 10/10 tho

I meant when I translated it into English you dingus

Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

Oh gee, I know right where to put this.

Cup, bend over real quick.

Kevin Walker
Kevin Walker

Remember Gamergate?
Me neither.

Alexander Lewis
Alexander Lewis

That wasn't English.

Juan Price
Juan Price

I never knew what it was about, actually.

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

Please stop being dumb kthx>>1339547

Henry King
Henry King

Woo!
Yo Colbs.

Noah Jackson
Noah Jackson

i'm always glad to be of service

David Thomas
David Thomas

Sorry

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

Sup fam, how you been?

I'd take it tbh

You'd better be.

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

"I'm mad women exist" on one side and "I'm mad I'm a woman and no one just throws money and attention at me for being a woman" on the other.

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

Hey forty

I wasn't that into her when I first saw you post her buuuuuuuuuuut she grew

Joshua Turner
Joshua Turner

Don't make me bust out the futa

Adam Green
Adam Green

It's not a competition.
When Cupcake's here, you don't always have to try and outgay him.

Aaron Cox
Aaron Cox

Video game journalism being way too sexist for sjws.
That was going on late 2014 and early 2015 until it just faded out.

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

two
I have four

Cooper Mitchell
Cooper Mitchell

I can strive to be the best no matter who's here

Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

has bard posted lately
i miss that dude

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

Oooh so its not impossible after all. Makes things a little brighter, gotta agree with the lazy part that way.
This was fun, thanks and laterz

That seems to be fair, but the thing is, nearly every place DEMANDS you to have experience and usually around two years. At least here. Its kinda hard to get the ball rollin' goes smooth after that tho
Gotta go now

Bai bai

Leo Nguyen
Leo Nguyen

Father just died. Not gonna talk much about it. I'm 99% fine.
Don't want to NOT say it, is all.

Ups and downs. Moved last week, new place is great. It's got cute mice, which is a nice way to bypass "no pets allowerd"
How're you?

Ah, right. I think it was about games.
Why is it even called Gamergate, then?

Yo Spoilers. Whaddup?

Ahh, yes.
I still feel like that's what sparked the current feminism-activity.

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

He was last night

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

It's that and its complete opposite: neckbeard permavirgins mad anything remotely positive to women was "RUINING MUH VIDEOGAMES" and feminists mad that games weren't undying praise to women being better than men.
It was like two retards flinging shit at each other and eating lead paint chips.

Christian Russell
Christian Russell

Lets not

Just chillin whats up with you? been good?

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

It has been going on for quite a long time now, but that was just one of the main points in a good while, then it just faded away like it had never even existed.

Parker Bennett
Parker Bennett

He's busy shitposting on Facebook most of the time

You'll have to take some shitty jobs at first, but everyone starts there anyhow

Oh, out of your parents' place? I used to have some dwarf hamsters, the little shits were cute as fuck

I'm okay, moved out and rented a place and started a new career and everything

You don't like it?

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

I feel like that was pretty much just /v/ going all ironical shitposting, which is still shitposting.

Nolan Perez
Nolan Perez

Not sure what to think of it as most of it is like horse cocked

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

Been good, been better. Bit of a dip right now, won't take long before I'll be as great as I've mostly been lately.
Got a neat new place.

Yeah. That anything even change, in the end?

Nono. I've been out of my parents' house place since October 2014, and have been living on my own since Januari 2015. It's just a new place.
Dwarf Hamsters are cute. I had one too, lil' thing was great.
Oh damn, nice.
What's the new carreer yo?

Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

Fine, be boring

Oooohhhhhh, got it. Kinda miss my dwarf hamsters tbh

Insurance claims adjuster, it's like investigating car accidents and paying for repairs and whatnot

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

It wasn't even an ironic thing.
The majority of the "gamergate" side was just outright mad that gaming journalism had any connection to actual women or that games had non-sex object depictions of women and that was somehow ruining their retarded delusions.
Their opposition was just fucktarded in an equally moronic way.

Charles Peterson
Charles Peterson

Nah nah nah, dude. That's not what it was about at all. It got started when some girl slept with a couple of video game journalists to get them to bring attention to her video game, and not only did they do it, but apparently most of video game journalism is pretty shitty and corrupt.

Then moderators on every site tried to shut it down because it was slut shaming or something and that's why half of 4chan /pol/ and /v/ ended up on Holla Forums.

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

Nothing, that's the funny thing about it.

Oh well, would have thought it was all just the for lulz instead of actual retardation.

Totally forgot about that Sarkeesian.

Easton Johnson
Easton Johnson

That's something nice at the very least

ytse likes those cocks
Inteeeresting

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

That's the problem with pets, I guess.
Unless you get parrots or turtles, I hear.
Insurance something I don't know how insurances EXACTLY work...
Are you the good guy?

Fuckin' hell.

Luke Powell
Luke Powell

and the Quinn, forgot her too.

Kevin Rodriguez
Kevin Rodriguez

i'm really surprised that tsuchi of all people fell for the mainstream media dipshit version of what gamergate was about

Xavier Peterson
Xavier Peterson

Zoe Quinn, in this instance. Sarkeesian's just some bitch who took hundreds of thousands in kickstarter money to make a series about how women get shit on and don't get equal representation in video games and are objectified and shit, but then she only made like three videos.

Sebastian Williams
Sebastian Williams

Everything has its place

I used to have a bird

I'm the good guy in theory, I give people what they paid for essentially

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

Oh yeah, for sure.
I've been great recently, really. Just feelin' happy.
Not sure why,
I'm not gonna complain about it tho.

Adrian Cruz
Adrian Cruz

GamerGate was anything but 13 year old dudes mad about women
Sarkessian is anything but a fugly woman mad that people don't pay her for being a fugly woman

Luke Taylor
Luke Taylor

Never had 'em. Always looks cute, but noisy as heck. Which is fine, adds some life. But I prefer 'free-roaming' pets like cats and rabbits.
'in theory' is good enough. Sounds like something that pays well, too.

Andrew Ward
Andrew Ward

But Tsuchi, she's not mad about that. People DO pay her to sit around and be fugly, and she makes a lot of money and gets a lot of fucking respect for it.

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

Because manchildren permavirgins and fugly SJWs spamming on twitter and forums really accomplished something about a leisure activity.

Ethan White
Ethan White

I'd be surprised if they could actually change something.
Thus the ol' joke about how many feminists are required to change a light bulb.

At least she tried, even if it ultimately meant nothing.

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

My bad.
*was mad that people don't pay her being a fugly woman

James Brown
James Brown

you're an idiot
not that it matters anyway
if anyone has thought games journalism wasn't just paid advertisement since the late 90s they were also fucking retarded
i don't think it was ever unbiased from like the time of the N64 onward

Carter Stewart
Carter Stewart

In you?

Complain all you want bro, we've got the freedom to do so and I don't judge

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

No journalism about entertainment isn't biased and paid.
That's literally any reporting on movies, television, music, etc.
It's all paid.

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

Pffft.
I guess that joke is the best thing to result of Gamergate.

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

I don't want to draw attention to the glitch in reality that's makin' my days good.

Josiah Scott
Josiah Scott

that's exactly what i'm saying
there were like two months max at the dawn of video games where people were just talking about the games they liked and it definitely wasn't "journalism"
if you want unbiased and unpaid go to a fucking geocities review site lmao

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

GamerGate was just fucktarded manchildren mad that "games aren't exactly how I want them to be and every game isn't made exactly for me".

Owen Wright
Owen Wright

Optimistic fools thinking they can change the world.

Ethan Nelson
Ethan Nelson

i'd say most of what you saw was probably that

but the root of it was actual passion for the hobby from some misguided souls who are stupid enough to think ANY journalism has ever been unbiased

Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

Fair enough my friend! Glad for you though

Nicholas Collins
Nicholas Collins

I suppose...
That's kinda depressing tho

Thanks thanks.
It legitimately feels weird though.
Whatcha up to?

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

https://www.humblebundle.com/store/daikatana

this is the best deal
only 3 dollars and you can want to kill yourself

Leo Foster
Leo Foster

You know what you do if you don't like [game]?
You don't buy it.
You don't group in thousands and scream at the sky about how "muh videogame industry is dying/corrupt because games aren't how I want them". Or send death threats. Or just spam every forum or social media platform with autistic drivel about GAMES ARE OVER that's more cringey than a 13 year old "nihilist's" "poetry".

Aaron Parker
Aaron Parker

The fuck has Romero even done in 20 years?

Xavier Gray
Xavier Gray

Some call it defeatism, but I prefer the term realism.

Adam Morris
Adam Morris

Calling defeatism realism sounds like defeatism.
Can't blame you. Not saying you're wrong.
But it occured to me.

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

Perhaps, but not like it matters anyhow.

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

I did love hearing about gamergate every single fucking day for like two months straight
I'm so glad people are finally over that shit

id soft made the new DOOM with literally no input from him
probably just brushing his fucking hair

Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

He hasn't been involved with id since like 96.

Cooper Rodriguez
Cooper Rodriguez

True.

Alexander Adams
Alexander Adams

Watching some Matpat for the semi mind blowing

Christian Nguyen
Christian Nguyen

I was gonna say id hasn't made a DOOM game since '94 anyway but I forgot doom 3 was a thing

Robert White
Robert White

That matters to some urologist somewhere.

"It don't matter, none of this matters."

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

Dunno the person.

Too much, yo.

Aiden Allen
Aiden Allen

I don't know why Doom 3 was hated as much as it was.
It wasn't the same style as the first two Doom games but for its genre it was great. Better than most of the garbage survival horror being shit out on Steam that looks worse a decade later and plays worse.
The worst part was the closet monster segments that got a old an hour into it.

Matthew Roberts
Matthew Roberts

No such thing.

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

Too much to think about if you want to smile.

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

I try not to think, but it just keeps on happening most of the time when I get in bed.

Easton Long
Easton Long

I used to have that. not in the past 4 months.
I feel like that now though.
I guess it just happens if I'm not feelin' as great as in the past 2 months.

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

Let me get you a link for which I'm watching, then you will know and maybe it'll give you something neat to listen to/watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkMU1mKdwPI he has this channel for film stuff and the game theory for as obvious game related stuff

Landon Reed
Landon Reed

Happens to the best of us, thank god for sleep aid though.
That being said I'll be off to get some sleep now.
G'night Fort.

Tyler Ramirez
Tyler Ramirez

b-but I already opened 11 youtube tabs just now..

Yeah, but me and meds...
Nini SD. Sleep well.

John Lee
John Lee

Why? To all of this.

Sleep well.

William Thomas
William Thomas

give us ya fuckin laituh mate

Carson Bailey
Carson Bailey

To all of what?

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

The video. Its entirety.

Ryder Carter
Ryder Carter

i haven't jerked off in three days
something is wrong

Juan Turner
Juan Turner

Magpies attack people in the spring.

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

Wew lad

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

Ah.

Just do it now.

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

I have no desire to
that's the problem.

Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

help me

Nicholas Thomas
Nicholas Thomas

Just hunt down some booty-clapping Mongolian cartoon girls and I'm sure that sentiment will change.

Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

There is no escape now, you have doomed yourself!

Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

whatchya up to

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

you would be surprised

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

I just got finished with 1/11 and I'm tired....
And there's more...

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

Well I thankfully took a short nap when I got home today, but I have three goddamn tests tomorrow and the intention to study for all of them tonight, so just fucking shoot me now. Three classes, three tests. What are the fucking odds?

Maybe they just aren't enough for you. Maybe you need some exciting new fetish in your life, like tiles.

Henry Perez
Henry Perez

I think I'm just taking too many painkillers, lol
still slightly concerning

Caleb Adams
Caleb Adams

Make camp and try for the summit tomorrow?

James Hall
James Hall

If I eat you, do I get a fortune?

David Cooper
David Cooper

i wish you good luck. try to rest easy before going in to them

Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

There's a non-100% chance of you getting a fortune.
There's a 100% chance of you LOSING a Fortune.
I'd recommend against an action with such odds.

That's what I did yesterday, too..

Lucas Fisher
Lucas Fisher

That goddamn image

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

But I don't have a fortune yet!

Brandon Cook
Brandon Cook

I fucking love it

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

That's even worse. You'd be in the negative!

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

The never ending cycle, oh no

Ayden Jenkins
Ayden Jenkins

Backlog curse

Matthew Sanders
Matthew Sanders

hi fellas...

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

Then how do I get a Fortune?!

Evening

Jack Ramirez
Jack Ramirez

Try? I dunno.
Never tried.

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

hey cato how we goin

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

Are 4-chun and Cato flirting right now?

Andrew Scott
Andrew Scott

Pretty good
boring days, finally got internet running again

you?

-tries-
did it work?

Joseph Jackson
Joseph Jackson

not bad man, just off work. 3 day weekend to look forward to. traveling out of state tomorrow night to visit my youngest. love road trips man

Colton Bennett
Colton Bennett

Fight through it!

Adrian Williams
Adrian Williams

I am flying to colorado the weekend after next. It's fun to get out

Your youngest?

Nolan Phillips
Nolan Phillips

i procreated, its nice...

Grayson Edwards
Grayson Edwards

I dunno

What are you asking me for?!

Still awake and watching

Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

Fortune x Tokai is still OTP.

Christopher Cook
Christopher Cook

thought tokai and rin was a thing...

Anthony Williams
Anthony Williams

Interesting
How long's the drive?

You're a Fortune, you should be an expert!

Jackson Lopez
Jackson Lopez

but das gay tho

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

bout 6 hours man...

rude of me not to ask... whats in colorado for ya?

Aaron Wilson
Aaron Wilson

well yea, but...gays gonna gay things

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

Das racist.
We got a person called Murder. Gonna report them?

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

Or Fortune x Fortune's sister.

Justin Russell
Justin Russell

Rock party!

Geology conference

Report?

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

cant understand the sis thing... i mean

somehow someone managed to bang my sister and shes repellent

why anyone would want to bang they sibling is beyond me

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

better not be.

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

When will Forty and Tokai consumate their love?

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

oh neat... any key points in the conference youre aware of?

tldr whats new in the rock world these days

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

Nah, she got the worst boyfriend that isn't me.

Whoa, so you're making assumptions about me, but not Murder?
This... this is personal, then?
...
*sniffle*

Sebastian Powell
Sebastian Powell

everybody should just fuck already...

except me coz well dont into cock

Carson Ross
Carson Ross

Would you fuck you?

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

It is the Geological Society of America, so it is pretty much everything

I am really just interested in planetary, but planetary guys have their own conference.

I am also gonna hopefully be meeting potential grad school advisors!

Kissu

Julian Parker
Julian Parker

Do you mean next time or are you asking about the first time?

I always figure that it's the single childs that look up and semi-idolize incest.
...But then incest wouldn't be a thing that happens.

William Price
William Price

in a fucking heartbeat... the balls, the shaft and gargle... im a sexy beast tho

Nathan Gomez
Nathan Gomez

Wait what you already fucked him?????????

Jeremiah Turner
Jeremiah Turner

somewhere someone is banging they sibling.... and posting it to an internet porn site

Landon Peterson
Landon Peterson

I'd fuck you

I'd fuck you hard

Michael King
Michael King

so its really more of a meet and greet for you?

Logan Sanders
Logan Sanders

him
Wow.
Watch your pronouns.
Tokai is a strong independent woman who don't need no man.

Oliver Walker
Oliver Walker

i know colby...i know

Cooper King
Cooper King

God damn it Fortune I need to write my yaoi fanfics already

I'm sorry, I forgot how much his nationalism makes him independent

PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET

Isaiah Bell
Isaiah Bell

I love my sister and stuff, and I'd be lucky to have someone like her.
But not her. Or anything too similar.

People at her school think she's a boy.

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

is it gay if my balls touch my balls?

James Bell
James Bell

People at her school think she's a boy.
He's like 6'3" holy shit.

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

you just want me to bend over you pervert... eyes up here buddy

something to be said for repelling pheromones

William Phillips
William Phillips

So....uh...how soon is too soon to ask a girl out? Assume meeting on the internet.

Landon Rogers
Landon Rogers

It's not Yaoi if it's a guy and Tokai.
Write it tho. Wanna see Tokai react.

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

do it now... whats the worst that could happen

Lucas Lee
Lucas Lee

So am I. Some girls are taller.
Dutch people are the tallest people in the world yo.

Christian Price
Christian Price

Cupcake has been waiting for you to ask.

Benjamin Thompson
Benjamin Thompson

If you pull your line at the first nibble you lose the fish.

Jesus dick my dad's weird lessons.

Juan Peterson
Juan Peterson

All contextual.
Don't use it as opener is a good golden rule tho.

Like I'd need that for having girls not talk to me.

Xavier Hughes
Xavier Hughes

The only guys who want freakishly tall women are ones that want to be the one fucked in the ass by them.

Michael Jenkins
Michael Jenkins

most women i know like the strait forward approach

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

could be your innate creepyness... idek

Nathaniel Edwards
Nathaniel Edwards

Ironically she lives kind of by cupcakes.

So the 'do you want to play the rape game?' always backfired for that reason?.

True, but there has to be some testing of waters first.

Luke Smith
Luke Smith

most women know within the first 5 seconds of your first meeting that theyd sleep wtith you... the rest is logistics.

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

THATS NOT IRONY!

THATS COINCIDENCE

i swear to god... ffffffffff

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

Ehh, I dunno...
Not TOO long tho.

Nah. They do. I just don't really meet 'em.

If you bring up the word 'date' during that game, that's probably where you go wrong.

Levi Campbell
Levi Campbell

well yea i mean they do have to meet you and shit

Isaac Bennett
Isaac Bennett

For me specifically, probably

but some of my buddies are presenting their research

Jackson King
Jackson King

cool... whats they research on?

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

Yeah, exactly. I basically just go outside to get to places. Not to be outside.
My friends all share the same hobbies, and none of 'em involve meeting people.
And I don't drink or anything, either. So that's out.

Hudson Russell
Hudson Russell

True, I suppose.

Rape date? I like it.

Juan Thompson
Juan Thompson

Bosnia & Herzegovina's men are 0.001 meters taller than Dutch men, putting them at first place.
....fuck that. Can we fix whatever country they originally were to dilute the tall over there?

I figured you meant the old joke.
Hey girl, wanna play the rape game?
NO!
That's the spirit!

Don't add the word 'date' to that. anywhere.

Carson Lee
Carson Lee

A traffic jam when you're already late
coincidence

A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
coincidence
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
coincidence with a leaning toward irony
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
also coincidence

do ya get what im driving at?
can you smell what im stepping in?
the entirety of this song is a perfect example because it is almost all COINCIDENTAL
do you know the difference of irony? DO YOU FGT

William Baker
William Baker

.////.
I'll never forgive myself for missing this

Angel Kelly
Angel Kelly

push your friends into more social situations where you can feel comfortable enough to meet dames

its completely true bro

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

I'm comfortable enough tho. I have no issues. Just no motivation.

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

But that's the spirit....

Yea I know. But there are other things involved than fucking.......

Aaron Russell
Aaron Russell

one group is presenting what they did on the watershed over the summer, and I actually don't know what the other is presenting. I assume it has something to do with structure based on the professor she is under.

Josiah Cox
Josiah Cox

if you met online just go for it, mandy

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

wanna go on a date?
'No!
That's the spirit!'

Now it lost humor, with little to no creepiness loss.

Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

so like... you dont feel like you want to meet women?

a little... but ultimately it boils down to that basic component. anyone who says otherwise is delusional

it sounds interesting... ive enjoyed what ive read about our planets geology over time to its formation. the subject is fascinating

Angel Phillips
Angel Phillips

I find it almost more hilarious.

Yea but a lot more is also in play. What it's their personality. What are they like mentallym. So forth and So on.

It's done.

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

Not specifically.
I'm straight, but I don't want to go lookin'

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

Same, but would the girl?
Now it's not "obviously a joke".

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

But why would I care? I find it perfect. Would be a good story as well.

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

i mean really... thats about all any living thing does on this planet... eat, fuck, procreate, die.

it literallly just can come down to that

humans and a small handfull of species here will add a social construct to courship... must just fuck, get off and fuck off. facts and shit

its nerveracking putting yourself out there, but you know unless you do... yanno

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

http://store.steampowered.com/app/435150/

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

and the mystery words were:
*most
"about all any" can reduce to "about all"

Adrian Jones
Adrian Jones

Go for it, post results.

It's not nervcracking.
I just don't care about sex.
And I'm not gonna try and find romance in a bar or something like that.

Leo Sullivan
Leo Sullivan

Hiya

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

oh yeah, LPSC is the best conference, it's where all the planetary stuff happens!

I'm going to be presenting stuff from two differet conferences there next year

Justin James
Justin James

http://store.steampowered.com/app/435150/

Eli Gonzalez
Eli Gonzalez

Whaaaaaaaa

Isaac Myers
Isaac Myers

hai

how exciting.

is there a podcast or something?

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

I don't fall into that category, and I'm happy with that.

One day.

John Young
John Young

The best game very made.

Joseph Cruz
Joseph Cruz

Doesn't look like something i would play

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

very made.
I just recommended it today as being in my Top-5 ever.Div:OS, that is.
4 player.
OH BOI

Connor Bell
Connor Bell

Hello, my love. How goes it?

Carter Turner
Carter Turner

The other one is my favorite game.
I'm gonna sink 100 plus hours into the new one.

Nolan Garcia
Nolan Garcia

which category lol

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

Pc gaming isn't my cup of tea

Hudson Jones
Hudson Jones

It goes well, darling. I can't find a nick name to give you. I have spent all day trying to think of one.

Kayden Fisher
Kayden Fisher

I've gotta. I'm gonna.
I've got that hype feeling where I'm not sure I'm allowed to have expectations of an early-access game, but I really want it.

Luke Gray
Luke Gray

The kind that just fuck. I really don't care.

A Nick name? Why for?

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

can always add the other stuff afterward...

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

I am ever so fond of the one you have for me. I wanted to have something to give you.

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

Its all I drink
I'm actually freaking out a little.

Jordan Thomas
Jordan Thomas

We tried to mod div so we could 4-player it.
THIS IS FINE TOO.
As long as it's as good as DOS, I'm FIIINE.

Benjamin Nguyen
Benjamin Nguyen

Brightlord?

Christopher Myers
Christopher Myers

proud of u

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

Not for poster sessions, but I think talks are filmed.

They would probably put the average joe to sleep, though

or even the above average joe

James Hall
James Hall

thinkin i could hack it

Mason Howard
Mason Howard

Why? I hate this lol

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

Nini!

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

feeling upset to the stomach all day
feels like that acid refluxy shit but its not going up in my throat or anything just up in my tummyu and kinda chest
hope it goes away but I know
its my own damn fault
for munching too hard
howo are you guys

Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

Yes. That one.

Connor Anderson
Connor Anderson

lol hai bard chan

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

Maybe it's a ph imbalance. Drink a lot of water to normalise.

source: I'm not a doctor

William Stewart
William Stewart

hey hey samapa how are you doing today?

I've been hoping water would help so I skipped out on drinking sodie today at work and jjust drank a few cups of water and all
I've been eating a whole bunch of junk though he past few days so I cant really actl iek idk why its happening
ive been eating like a lot recently lol
how are you tonight gogas

Mason Cox
Mason Cox

Sounds like stress, my friend.

Pfft.

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

What?

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

not bad bro... you should see my current music playlist... im on an ambient electronica kick.

worked today, next 3 days off for a roadtrip to see mah babby gril. leave tomorrow night

Tyler Hill
Tyler Hill

ah man it'd be nice to get a lil sympathy for that but i gotta be honest its probably me being a fatass in the making lol
wha are you up to today anona

Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

hell the fuck yeha dude thats what I like to hear

I'm glad you're getting a chance to see the family my man
you've always been the family man
bought any gifts for the chitlins?

Elijah Rivera
Elijah Rivera

Just tired.

You always have my sympathy, bardo.

Joshua Fisher
Joshua Fisher

Sleep, love.
I'm going to be busy.

Caleb Scott
Caleb Scott

im doing some shopping when i get there... trust me she has plenty of toys. shes needing clothes like a mofo

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

nini

Liam Adams
Liam Adams

Thanks user that's what I'm here for

awww man that's a feel to real
well I mean
at least you haeve refined taste in girly clothes browsing /b/ all these years haha am i right

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

Not good. I'm probably going to go for a run soon to clear my mind.

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

I'm bored
Today really sucks

Mason Green
Mason Green

lol

no

shes still in toddler clothes man. i got a good eye for what looks good on her. and toddlers are waaay easier to shop for than her future teenage self will be

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

dide

Adrian Baker
Adrian Baker

Don't get ambushed by those emus gogs they're everywhere

I hope you get to feeling a lil better soon amigo
if i can help lemme kknow

Ah jeez still a toddler
she must be damn near 5 by now dude holy shit
its been so fucking long
youre a daddy, sama
I'm proud of you

Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

i got the clothes for her thing down to a science. we will pulll up to a rack where all the clothes will fit her.
ill hold up two outfits, she will pick one, it goes in the cart
the rejected one goes back into the pick again pile. ill hold up a previously rejected and a new one, she will pick. the rejected one goes in the re-select pile. we will repeat this process until she has chosen 12 outfits

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

bard... i have 2 daughters. one is 5, moy youngest is almost 2

John Robinson
John Robinson

I'm bored too.

I'm gonna play some games with my friend soon though.

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

sama you naughty horny old dog
you remind me of my dad he has sooo many kids haha

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

imahave like fiddy rugrats spread out before its all done... im probably already your daddy

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

Where is everyone?

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

What game?

They left because you are here

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

the community is finally dead

Kayden Reyes
Kayden Reyes

pic related haha its user sama

you interested in having more little ones or ya just interested in getting ya love on/

Isaiah Sanchez
Isaiah Sanchez

Good riddance.

Jackson Sanders
Jackson Sanders

divinity original sin

We are gonna finish or co-op and then play the second one together.

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

Then why are you still here?
Does this mean you love me?

Finally, user!

Cameron Morris
Cameron Morris

why not both lol

Adrian Garcia
Adrian Garcia

ITS SOMETHING UNFORGETTABLE
BUT IN THE END IT'S RIGHT
I HOPE YOU HAD TH TIME OF YOUR LIFE

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

Wanna put my tender
Trump in a blender

Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez

This reminds me of those emails my grandma used to get in the early 2000s haha

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

lol i was just watching that

Camden Bennett
Camden Bennett

I wanna go shopping with Sama for the 12 outfits tbh

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

im sneaky with it... what she doesnt know is that she will chose for herself around 4 outfits she originally said she didnt want. i just make it seem like its alot of choices for her she she feels like she picked out just the ones she wants

Owen Davis
Owen Davis

Mmhm. That's cute ^~^

Cameron Ortiz
Cameron Ortiz

joe used to be the man... him and foamy were my gotos

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

i have her for a week at my pace over thanksgiving. im getting her winter stuff before her mom can get to it muahahaha

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

Sounds fun

Because I am talking to my boytoy

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

Hi Maddie

Gabriel Sanders
Gabriel Sanders

women love me
consciously or unconsciously they love me
I acctually prefer them unconscious

Daniel Morris
Daniel Morris

Well that's cute!

Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

i love that new bride smell...

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

Oh, very nice. Do you go all out with the food situation too?

Hihi Neko~

How goes it?

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

i will build a wall around this blender
mark my words
so the hispanics have to pay to make magheritas
hispanics love margheritas
i love hispanics

Wyatt Morgan
Wyatt Morgan

im not hosting this year but... i have been nominated for the turkey.

im also doing a duck and a ham

Nathaniel James
Nathaniel James

This is how you get raped by blender

Owen Nelson
Owen Nelson

That's cute

Zachary Thomas
Zachary Thomas

at least i used to have a penis...dont touch the hair

Benjamin Davis
Benjamin Davis

Good just waiting for work to be over
I brought my psp to be less bored but I haven't really had an opportunity to use it yet
I hate how busy this place is
These faggots should be in bed or something

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

im going in a minute dammit... geez so pushy

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

HAHAH DUDE THIS NIGGA BLENDS SO MANY NIGGAS
they are pretty humorous

Gavin Wood
Gavin Wood

haha yea joe was pretty awesome back in the day

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

you ever play that old computer game
elf elf bowling
reminds me pfo that

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

sounds familiar

Nathan Lewis
Nathan Lewis

I still have yet to try duck .///.

We usually save ham for Crimbas in our family. Gonna be yum.

no u

You're very hateful of your job. Maybe you should get a new one~

I applied to some more places today and got like pre-interviewed on the spot so I'm hoping to hear back soon.

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

it can be a little greasy. best to stuff it like a turkey and use some citrus to cook it with

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

Elf bowling was the shit.

What about Spaced Penguin???

Elijah Morris
Elijah Morris

Hm, yeah citrus sounds good. I think we have a local Chinese place that you can preorder Christmas duck. I may have to try that out this year.

Jaxon Morales
Jaxon Morales

that also sounds good

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

I'd look but I am always so exhausted after work that I don't feel like doing anything

Where all did you go?

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

But you're Welma

Evening!

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

im out... gettan sleep

nite ppl

Carson Butler
Carson Butler

Soorry almas
I can't say I'v ever played that one
whats the premise?

Colton Thompson
Colton Thompson

nini buddy

Camden Parker
Camden Parker

Mornyan!

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

*shrugs* Maybe some other time then~

Hmm, just a dollar store and a bbq joint close to my work since I got delayed for today's shift. It's just for supplemental income anyway, so nothing too crazy. The managers I talked too made it sound hopeful at least. Most likely going to take the restaurant gig if I get a choice though since it pays closer to my primary job.

That's my stage name here, yeah^^

Gravitational pulls and a penguin astronaut lol

It was an easy to hack flash game for mega scores with tSearch too.

Owen Torres
Owen Torres

Sounds a lot better than the dollar store one that is for sure

Aiden Morgan
Aiden Morgan

Here?
Are you saying that you have alter-egos?!

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

S -so the other day I drank with some friends and the girl who was with us complimented my music alot >////<
she gave me alot of shit because I had that Norah Jones trackthat was popular a few years back
h-haha

Carter Fisher
Carter Fisher

I really wish cato would leave

Christian Price
Christian Price

big bully

Luke Phillips
Luke Phillips

I really wish Hilary sucked less

Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

Don't speak, hound.

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

Yeah, it just depends on scheduling stuff really. I would be cool to be able to be at the dollar store all day though. I love that place.

Everyone calls me Maddie irl is all *shrugs*

Leo Fisher
Leo Fisher

That's your fault, not mine

Brandon Torres
Brandon Torres

forgot the image

Jaxson Gutierrez
Jaxson Gutierrez

i like neko chan

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

I was trying to think how spin welma and maggie as similar
I don't think it's gonna happen

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

lol maggie

Sebastian Nguyen
Sebastian Nguyen

Neko can be pretty cool

Why he h8?

Bentley White
Bentley White

that's where my brain is at right now

I'm out of it

Caleb Jones
Caleb Jones

I'm back

Logan White
Logan White

wb goggwa

Easton Gutierrez
Easton Gutierrez

You haven't seen bullying yet

Speak speak speak

Why's that?
It's probably a little slower than a gas station tho so i guess it's alright

Kill yourself

John Bennett
John Bennett

<3

Connor Adams
Connor Adams

everytime you say my name, bard, it brings a smile to my face.

Christian Jenkins
Christian Jenkins

so you've been the one stealing it
hmph
you know there can only be one smile

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

It gets pretty mobbed in there tbh

Nah, I like finding 'treasures' there. It's like a flea market store~!

Lincoln Edwards
Lincoln Edwards

Treasures?
Like when people drop money in the store? I love when that happens

Owen Ramirez
Owen Ramirez

NEW

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page