No

David Morris
David Morris

No

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Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

alrighty then

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

What kind of dynamic would this be if I gave you what you wanted?

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

YES YES YES YES YES

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

only if you show it to me hard this time.

Thomas Turner
Thomas Turner

You do realize I'm into it when you deny me what I want, right?
Like this is a legit fetish of mine.

Colton Murphy
Colton Murphy

Dreams and hopes of a Cuppers thread

Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

Did I show you my dick already?

Connor Hall
Connor Hall

soft, yes.

those have been dead a while already.

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

Yes. That is where the fun is.

Jose Ross
Jose Ross

kill urself squash u aint shit
u will be poor all ur life lmao

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

as opposed to you mr potato head

didn't you drop out of college to fulfill your dream of catching that darned hedgehog

Jayden Perez
Jayden Perez

it's like every post is a level of projection that is the stuff of wet dreams for psychologists.

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

I already wanked today so I can't get too hard right now.

I still want to see belly.

Post your last pay stub.

Lost it.

Carter Campbell
Carter Campbell

I have nothing but time. I can wait.

Eli Miller
Eli Miller

I get pretty horny around lunch.
Maybe I can snap a pic then.

Nathan Reed
Nathan Reed

I find it funny how your threads raise resentment, just because I can't figure out why.

Matthew Johnson
Matthew Johnson

if you wish.

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

Maybe I want you to ask for it.

Daniel White
Daniel White

they need to be made. I make them at 250 images or more if I'm not paying enough attention. it's such an impossibly trivial thing to care about, it just blows my mind. but then again, the word "petty" is constantly being redefined in my mind the more I stay around here.

Jace Lopez
Jace Lopez

I thought I already did ask for it.

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

Nada, impala.

Adrian Scott
Adrian Scott

Beg.

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

I get the point, but I don't get the point how they're bad or how some people get booty bothered over them.

Matthew Cooper
Matthew Cooper

One day. Maybe. The dream continues.

Nathaniel Rodriguez
Nathaniel Rodriguez

please show me your big fat cock, daddy squash.

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

i didnt drop out i withdrew so i can return fall 2017 and study finance and make a shitload of money

your life-plan is to vote on the left so the govt has to pay for you to be a shitty artist

no man i just get fruatrated when squash acts like hes hot shit, because he's nothing
i dont even do that and i have reason to do so

Caleb Collins
Caleb Collins

just another of life's many mysteries, I suppose.

Eli Bailey
Eli Bailey

It's all I have.

That works.

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

You have no right to.

John Bell
John Bell

wonderful.

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

That was a lie though, I know why but I can't see it as the reasonable reason.

Juan Mitchell
Juan Mitchell

Squash has a reason to think of themselves as "hot shit", they are... as much as I dislike to say it... is a poster of integrity and worth. Unlike yourself sci. You are a wet fart in comparison. I mean. When you were banned nothing of value was lost. The only thing that was lost was an empty husk of crap to boost all of our egos.

Jace Thompson
Jace Thompson

I ain't even started yet. ;w;

Easton Gonzalez
Easton Gonzalez

I guess we have a date now.

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

*Barkself

Joseph Jenkins
Joseph Jenkins

lmao cute

John Lee
John Lee

It's just a spark but it's enough to keep me going... And when it's dark out, and no one's around, it keeps glowing

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

it doesn't really matter. if it wasn't this, it would be something else.

wasn't talking about you.

the most romantic first date ever.

Thomas Cox
Thomas Cox

[projection]

How's it going, thread?

Landon Robinson
Landon Robinson

same as always.

how are you, maddie?

Cameron Perry
Cameron Perry

Diggy-ily

Mason Gomez
Mason Gomez

I am a man of constant sorrow.
I've seen trouble all my days.

Nicholas Nguyen
Nicholas Nguyen

I was just about to say that it's autism, but okay.
Time to get going again, bye.

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

yeah, that's probably a good guess.

farewell, SD.

Hunter Davis
Hunter Davis

bye bye sd
:(

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

Sleepy. Poor. I'm scrapping my car again. Feelsbadman.

Whassup scooters?

Levi Reed
Levi Reed

Shame, I wanted an excuse to post crazy stuff.

Trying to quit smoking as I already feel bad, that way I will think my sadness is because normal things and not that I'm addicted to cigarettes.

How about you?

Asher Richardson
Asher Richardson

that sucks, I'm sorry to hear it. hopefully things manage to turn around. I'm guessing you haven't heard back from the nearby pizza place yet. after a couple more days you should start doing follow up calls, employers like that.

you don't need an excuse, go right ahead.

Joseph Rogers
Joseph Rogers

I find this reference troubling. And oddly amusing.
[The worry rises]

Nothing much. Nothing really interesting. Barring fuelling a foreign exports companies.
Yourself? How is this...ThursGAY treating you?

Justin Rogers
Justin Rogers

hi

Sebastian Gray
Sebastian Gray

Soggy Bottom Boys are amazing.

Asher Gutierrez
Asher Gutierrez

I can one hundred percent tell you that quitting them is harder than quitting heroin. It's so shit.

I'm trying to make rent lol Work hours have been suffering bigtime.

I know how to get a job, yes.

I'm not sure what that means. It's okay. I woke up at least.

Adrian Murphy
Adrian Murphy

okay. good talk.

Kevin Parker
Kevin Parker

Owen Gray
Owen Gray

Feels good to be great.

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

How goes best healer-player?

Bottoms in general are amazing.
Zing.
Are they the ones that MFF posts so much?

Yeah, that usually is the minimum for a day. Waking up. Heh, I was trying to remember what day it was.
Plans for the day? Working? Loafing?

Jose Scott
Jose Scott

depressed.

William Reyes
William Reyes

Soggy Bottom Boys are the band from O' Brother Where Art Thou who sing Man of Constant Sorrow.

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

You think there is some healing properties in chilli?

I dunno, something about the stuff makes me feel good inside.

Probably reason why I feel like utter shit.

Trying to binge on chocolate but I feel so west I dare not leave the house.

Robert Morris
Robert Morris

I got delayed for my work shift so I haven't left my bed yet.

Landon Morales
Landon Morales

I don't know how much it can heal you but I know it tastes amazing.

Jonathan Baker
Jonathan Baker

You'll probably have to leave the house sooner or later.

Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

Confusion is actually an appropriate reaction to have.

The intent is to point out how playing strictly raw is impossible.

The psionic power "Psionic Lion's Charge" has a duration of "Instantaneous" and casting speed of "Swift".

The effect: When you charge, you can make a full attack in the same round.

This means that as a swift action once, at manifester level 3, the character who manifests this can forevermore perform a full attack in the same round as a charge.

Note very carefully that it doesn't say you have to full attack as part of the charge. Only in the same round.

So you can charge someone, and then perform a full attack on someone else on the way.
Or full attack someone, and then charge someone else.
Or charge someone, and then wait until it isn't even your turn, and they decide to move away, and full attack them on their turn in response to a five foot step.

Joshua Murphy
Joshua Murphy

nerd

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

that seems a bit busted.

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

Same. But we will survive Luka. Its what we do. Fight. Struggle. Survive.
Then we rain justice from above.

You are now just saying words at me at this point. I have no real knowledge to acknowledge this.
-Nods intensifies-

Its a work day? Babby or better shift?

Elijah Cox
Elijah Cox

I know, I'll have to try and make an effort somewhere, but right now I'm locking up everything and trying to keep movement to a minimum.

Tempted to go to bed too.

Coffee, chilli, chocolate... if there was a way to combine them all and not taste like shit; it'll be the greatest thing since Nutella.

Chase Adams
Chase Adams

I don't know about coffee but I know chocolate is sometimes used in some kinds of chili.

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meCZ5hWNRFU

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

It would have been an 8.5 hour, but now will be 6.5.

They're really bending me over good lately. My last check was only 270-something so now I'm in the shithole.

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

yeah... i guess.
just difficult... to get noticed...

Asher Walker
Asher Walker

Grazi.
I just realize I have seen the trailer to this years back. Clooney and that daft character of his.

God damn it all. Well, you are going to nail it arent you.
Looks like I am going to have to rejig my work rota for the future.
Alot of smaller babby shifts are getting cut.
I do not envy my manager at all.
But tomorrow is a 14 hour split shift... Only split because I have to travel from one place to another.
8am-10:30pm .-.

Persistance. Its crucial. Tenacity. A must. Guts. The catalyst. You can do this Luka. We can do it. We are going to wreck it.
AWOOOOOO!!!

Blake Cox
Blake Cox

If you have not seen it I highly recommend it.

Tyler Sanders
Tyler Sanders

I should maybe do that asap. If I haven't done it by tomorrow do remind me/cajole me to torrent it for this weekend.

Cooper Hill
Cooper Hill

It is.

There are arguments to say that Monk, in fact, are not proficient in Unarmed Strikes, despite that being the entire class M.O..

D'oh.

The fact that characters with Evasion can evade an explosion without moving from where they stand is kind of dysfunctional in and of itself.

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

what do i do?

Jackson Turner
Jackson Turner

Chilli chocolate coated coffee beans could be a thing.

I know that roasted beans are edible.

Samuel Baker
Samuel Baker

yeah honestly this is far from the only broken abuse of the system I've heard of. my ex used to show me shit all the time that could be exploited in various ways. one of my favorites was the old cap from /tg/ where someone used his points and skills in such a way that he was able to be a bear that no one on earth could tell was a bear.

start a crowdfunding for it.

Dominic Martinez
Dominic Martinez

If you know much of Homer's Odyssey you might enjoy all the parallels it has in it.

Aiden Hill
Aiden Hill

That or just making it myself.

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

never make it yourself when you can get idiots on the internet to crowdfund it first.

Isaac Roberts
Isaac Roberts

You don't let the little things get to you. Deflect them little things. Keep doing the usdual motions. Things will happen. They always do.
I am depressed as fuck right now. But guess what. It isn't going to kill me. It hasn't killed me yet. And I refuse to let it kill me now. I am going to fight it with as much venom as I can. And sure, my battle might be lsot. But I know I win the long game. I always do.
So while I tread the water in this low Ebb, I am adjusting my shades for when I bust into the sunlight of happiness.
Then. Luka. Then you have my permission toDab

I read that, was years ago though.
Was a good read if I remember rightly.
For some reason the original 80s Clash of the Titans zoomed into my noggin. I loved that movie as a kid. And would insist on my padre to put it on.

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

Well tell me when you see it and how you like it.

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

But I gotta make it myself to try it out and see if it works.

Plus, I'll be the very first person to try my thing!

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

just pretend you already did and then ask for a few thousand bucks to buy enough supplies to make more.

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

I guess so.

How long is the split part? I'd take long shifts like that if we had them. The babby shifts seem to be more exhausting than the long ones. Not exactly sure how that works.

Daniel Young
Daniel Young

Thanks~
you use good words.

what's a dab?

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

I shall I shall.
I need to go off the grid sometime and get caught up on all this media I have been neglecting.

The split is the travel time huehuehue kill me.
But they know I will be travelling so there is that. I guess it can be considered a break.
Long > short kek kek

Dominic Ward
Dominic Ward

Sir Bearington, yeah.
The best part is that it's workable in 3.5.

Someone casts Awaken on a bear and rolls decent int, and bears already have decent int.

The weird part comes in that Awakening an animal also grants them, explicitly, "the ability to speak one language that [the caster] knows, plus one additional language that [the caster] knows per point of intelligence bonus When you charge, you can make a full attack in the same round. (if any.)."

All that part about bluffs to mimic language? Completely unnecessary, the bear already at least speaks one.
And every race speaks common. (D'oh.)

Lucas King
Lucas King

**"and bears already have decent cha"

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

I have no list of things to watch now.
I should fix that.

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

Where did that charge line come from.

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

No, I know that. I mean how long is the commute from location to location?

hue size-queen

Oliver Harris
Oliver Harris

still funny though.

why do bears already have decent charisma?

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

lol

Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

hi cup?

nice to see you finally noticed me :)

Levi Bell
Levi Bell

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Wyatt Sullivan
Wyatt Sullivan

Definitley. I have been meaning to compile a Classic movie list and plough through them.
Like. Maybe find a topp 100 movies list and just nail it before the years out. I dunno.

Size McQueen :3

Um, could be 30mins-40mins.

I suppose it isn't so glum. Maybe a tactical red bull in my bag would be prudent.

Luke Bell
Luke Bell

How to feel better

Cooper Reed
Cooper Reed

Stretch goals will include

BBQ flavoured chocolate coffeebeans
Or white chocolate too!

Nolan Martin
Nolan Martin

A dab is something that all the people are doing. A sort of dance/stance.
Kinda like the Souljah boy.
But less complicated kek

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

Cuddle ikt.

Ryan King
Ryan King

Redbull gives you wings^^

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

that's what a dab looks like, more or less.

since you were wondering.

thank you thank you

I see a lot of "success" there, does that mean this is good? also hi.

white chocolate fucking sucks.

drink.

Kevin Murphy
Kevin Murphy

An Holla Forums movie night would be fin actually.
We all bring a movie and nobody knows who picked what movie and we all get drunk or high and watch them.

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

Yes it means very good! ^^

Aaron Long
Aaron Long

I know but you gotta spread out since some people like the stuff... monsters...

Hunter Garcia
Hunter Garcia

wonderful. I knew you could do it, emily.

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

I wouldn't take money from a disgusting white chocolate lover if I were you. it's probably infected with something incurable.

Eli Wilson
Eli Wilson

I didn't! :D

How cuppers be today

Leo Ortiz
Leo Ortiz

Oh, guess it wasn't as decent as I was thinking.

Black bears have 6 charisma, but awaken gives them +1d3

So at worst, that bear would be a little socially.
At most it's just slightly below average at interpersonal interactions.

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

so... uh
just another Twerk thingy? >_>

oh... so like uh... sneezing into your arm?

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

The only way for goggles to feel better is for him to fucking kill himself.

It does, I may need it. Maybe I ought take some money with me... I believe the last leg of my shift is at a place that gets "takout" in for their evening meal... So if I get my money out I could just be a madman lel.

That would be superb. I wonder how we would organize that. Maybe everyone gives a designated streamer their choice in advance. Then said designated person gets the materials together and we play them. Only the player knows who gave what. I dunno.

BUT the premise is a cool one. Streams are hella fun.

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

Bears have 12 wisdom though.
So on average, bears are wiser than humans.

Kinda makes you think.

Nathan Phillips
Nathan Phillips

Pretty much. Blame CamNewton.

Owen Hughes
Owen Hughes

meh. fine. glad to see you're in a good mood at least.

my dream of having an army of sociable bears to help me look cool at parties dies before it even began.

yeah, apparently. it's an "urban" thing. us white folk wouldn't get it.

Kinda makes you think.

yeah. that bears are big fat nerds.

Aaron Reed
Aaron Reed

In the event I could gather my old account from the old streaming service I used I could do it.

Matthew Flores
Matthew Flores

lawl first thing i see when i googled him was the start of a naruto run almost lmao

them urban cultures be soo whack yo...

Wyatt Martin
Wyatt Martin

That's why humans are peasants, and such peasants have the same lifepoints as ash rats.

direbears

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

What's not good?

Christopher Hughes
Christopher Hughes

that's racist as fuck, luka. how dare you.

everything about my life

Isaiah Stewart
Isaiah Stewart

An awakened Dire Bear, though, would have 3d6 intelligence, 12 wisdom, and 10+1d3 charisma.

No matter how you look at it, an awakened dire bear would statistically be about as smart as a person, but wiser, and suave as fuck.

Never mind that that's a fucking dire bear talking to you, his charisma is 11-13, he's a silver tongued devil.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nerds
Wisdom isn't intelligence.

Yeah, I just looked at them.

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

congrats on falling right into my trap, nerd. only a nerd would know that.

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

huh?

Eli Watson
Eli Watson

nothing, just a joke.

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

Sounds like a plan.

God damn it Cam. He was such a let down in the Superb Owl.

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

I shall see if I can't find the program again.

Luis Wilson
Luis Wilson

Dice rollRolled 3 + 10 (1d3)

So, 10+ 1d3 charisma, right?

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

are you unhappy with me?

i don't know anything about sport stuffs... @_@
is he like super duper famous or something like that micheal jordan basketball guy?

Nathaniel Howard
Nathaniel Howard

Dice rollRolled 3 + 10 (1d3)

Giving this a try.

Direbear tries charm.

Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

no, not at all.
it was just a joke that didn't land.

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

Yes. This makes a scoot happy.
I mean. Good idea, baka.

Not really, its just he young and he had a great season last season.
Like, he did way better and dragged his team to the finals.
I am sure they weren't projected to get to the play-offs.

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

I think it's actually not your fault this time.

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

Alternatively you could ignore all that and instead be a dire rat.
Sure your cha takes a hit, but you're a small animal, of average human intelligence, greater than average wisdom, with 3 racial hit dice.

Because of your intelligence, you can now take class levels.

Take a few of Cleric, and you can take the spell Divine Power.

This'll give you a full base attack, and +6 strength (or something like that.).

You are now an intelligent, dire rat Cleric, that has 10 hit dice.
This means you have a base +10 to attack, plus whatever your racial hit dice give you, plus 3 from str.
You'll probably show that dire bear what for.

I wanna do this now.

1d3 charisma is a boost to charisma, not a skill check.

Tyler Hughes
Tyler Hughes

I am aware of that. the fact still remains.

Aiden Mitchell
Aiden Mitchell

i'm not a landing pad~

what will you project now? since he bad now?

Oliver Ramirez
Oliver Ramirez

Oh

*chu*

Zachary Hall
Zachary Hall

you could just make an entire campaign based around getting the most ridiculous dire animals possible and then fighting them.

what kind of pad are you?

Ryan Roberts
Ryan Roberts

heh. thanks emily.

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

So would it be possible to be seduced by a direbear?

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

honestly would it be possible not to be seduced by one? dire bears are sexy as fuck.

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

Oh, nothing. He isn't from my team. I just supported his team in the SuperbOwl as I didn't want the opposition to win.
It was fail.
I guess I will post terrible vape to appease Amon.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/33mcqn5fkro1hnv/Insomniac%27s%20Aphrodisiac%20-%20Iggy%20Sawdust.m4a?dl=0

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

I also need to point out, Awaken works with plants too, not just animals.

It is entirely within the realm of possibility to be a Oak Tree Wizard.

You really could.

In theory.
Only if it's awakened.

I dunno if the game really has rules for using charisma to seduce.

Jaxon Hill
Jaxon Hill

You were supposed to say "THIS TIME?" all indignant like.

Brandon King
Brandon King

Tell me the kinds of pads i can can choose from pls~

Ian Cooper
Ian Cooper

What the hell is this nerd speak? Is this DnD? This is cringey as hell. Nerds.

Adrian Peterson
Adrian Peterson

You're just jealous that you don't get to be a Balsa Tree Fighter.

Dylan Powell
Dylan Powell

make it happen rin. realize your destiny.

if I was less self aware I would have. but I know from many years of experience that my humor is just a little off kilter from most people.
it happens a lot.

maxie pad. jump pad. pad thai.

Evan Evans
Evan Evans

a demon?

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

Imagine the strength modifier.

Who needs charm?
You got intimidate.

That's how they sell different books.
On rules of seduction and other stupid shit.

Are you DMing something?

Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

pad thai looks like the most delightful option~ ♥

Jayden Wood
Jayden Wood

actually butt hurt

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

that's why they're so sexy. they will make you love them. literally.

well then there you go. do you come with any side dishes?

Luis Davis
Luis Davis

you and the "missus" have some fun I take it?

Evan Hill
Evan Hill

Never let your objective opinion of yourself get in the way of getting defensive and hostile at every opportunity, that's what my old man always says.

Oliver Nguyen
Oliver Nguyen

No, Amon also written Amun, the Cheif deity of the Egyptian pantheon.

John Watson
John Watson

Join the club.
I'm literally leaking salt.

You think you need to make an endurance check to survive the buttpounding?

Matthew Long
Matthew Long

Shit.
I'm depressed now.

I missed something reading the MM before.
Under Improving Monsters,

Class Levels: Intelligent Creatures that are reasonably humanoid in shape most commonly advanced by adding class levels.
...
Increased Hit Dice: Intelligent Creatures that are not humanoid in shape, and not intelligent monsters can advance by adding hit dice.

RAW it doesn't work.
So it really does come to the DM.

Reading threads about dysfunctional rules.

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

well fuck your old man and fuck you too. you can't tell me when to get defensive I'll fucking knife you.

Nicholas Gomez
Nicholas Gomez

probably several in a row. but it'll be worth it.

oh. well don't let the rules stand in the way. just copy their system and add some house rule tweaks.

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

That's the spirit.

Josiah Martinez
Josiah Martinez

Fuck test

But, that is what HE wants.

Ayden Lewis
Ayden Lewis

I knew I could do it if I just believed in myself.

Camden Gonzalez
Camden Gonzalez

SOMETHING IS IN MY BASEMENT AND IT IS LOUD AND MAKING LOUD CHIRPING SOUND I THINK IT'S A POSSUM

Nolan Gray
Nolan Gray

well try to remember it's not worth the risk of disease and wrap your cock up before you fuck the poor thing.

Luis Collins
Luis Collins

it's almost friday!!

James Scott
James Scott

Don't get rabies.

I feel you emphasized the wrong word here.

Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

this level of deductive reasoning is what you're going to college for. this is why it's all worth it.

Matthew Lee
Matthew Lee

This sounds like the beggining of a terrible Furry pornographic flick.

Possum

SHit, actually, did you kidnap haikuuuus?

Ethan Rogers
Ethan Rogers

HAHA

Oh wow

Carter Bell
Carter Bell

Also, a special mention goes to trolls.

In DnD 3.5 it is perfectly possible, by technicality, to have a Half-Troll Mountain Troll.
This means you are a mountain troll with a troll parent.

It gets even more ludicrous because nothing (besides logic) prevents you from being a Half-Troll Troll.

I'm not DMing.
But if I were, I'd let it happen, because it seems entertaining as all hell.

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

I did. Faor maximum confusion. A barrel bomb.

Elijah Thomas
Elijah Thomas

friday is gonna be the first day I get more than 3-4 hours of sleep

I will be free

William Stewart
William Stewart

No no, Kuus was a raccoon.

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

I AM LEGITIMATELY AFRAID TO LEAVE THE DOOR TO THE LAUNDRY ROOM OPEN NOW CUP

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

THEY ARE ADORABLE BUT HAVE YOU EVER FOUGHT A POSSUM THAT IS PROTECTING BABIES THEY ARE MONSTERS I CANT DO THAT AGAIN

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

No not today at least.

My chair just sucks

why?

Isaiah Campbell
Isaiah Campbell

so start your own campaign. with blackjack. and hookers.

in fact, forget the campaign.

sleep is a waste anyway.

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

SKUNK

That's what I was looking for.

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

I thought he was a skunk?

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

oh so it's a girl possum. that's a shame.

I would say I feel your pain, but my chair was like 200 dollars and is wonderful.

Daniel Scott
Daniel Scott

wor wonton
and uh... umm sweet potato fries? with that orange sauce?

oh... so uh... what's he do for you?

Isaiah Myers
Isaiah Myers

Do you have a "gamer" chair?

Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

I could be wrong, but I am sure we in the UK do not have a native possum species. So no. I have not.

Jordan Morgan
Jordan Morgan

but I feel like those bags under my eyes are gonna explode

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Grayson Flores
Grayson Flores

Dysfunctional rules on Dungeons and Dragons or in general?

Death would be better than the life that awaits the survivor.

I dunno how long anyone can live without an ass.

Like something straight out of those messed up animes I watch.

Henry Reyes
Henry Reyes

A number of things.

David Taylor
David Taylor

yes.

I don't like sweet potato fries. guess I'll have to order something else.

Matthew Bell
Matthew Bell

defeat it

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

They are fearsome.

Landon Sanchez
Landon Sanchez

what do you like?

Ryan Cook
Ryan Cook

Wheres your dildo mount?

Easton Jackson
Easton Jackson

Bingo bango

He did nothing. And I expect nothing. But I was still disappointed. He didn't have a good game at all. I guess it is a bit much to ask someone to hit the lights 100% of the time.

They are also, oddly, adorable... I wonder why I think that. Its odd. Maybe because they seem emo.

Kevin Roberts
Kevin Roberts

Dryads are tree dependent, and must never stray more than 300ft of their tree.

But if someone awakens the Dryad's tree and makes it move that distance away while she's asleep, the Dryad won't die.
Since she hasn't yet strayed 300ft from her tree.
And when she wakes up, if she doesn't move, she hasn't strayed anywhere, and is therefore still alive.

Isaiah Wright
Isaiah Wright

I would love a domesticated one.

Andrew Thomas
Andrew Thomas

In fact, a case could me made that if that tree gets a kilometer away, and the Dryad keeps moving in the same direction as her tree, she is never straying away from it.

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

you should be using all kinds of girly cream to keep your lovely complexion.

she give the good succ?

you're just being intolerant to the buttless people of the world.

regular fries are great. but they aren't exactly a side dish for asian cuisine.

I just use the ones with suction cups, it sticks to the material just fine.

that just seems like a really cruel prank to play on a dryad though.

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

...If she goes straight towards her tree does she live? I mean, she's still not straying AWAY

Colton Barnes
Colton Barnes

Odd/niche pets are so awesome.

John Thomas
John Thomas

Thats sounds like a real pain in the ass.

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

It's just one of those things where the rules don't actually say what they maybe should.

see

Ethan Gomez
Ethan Gomez

logic is fun.

she covered that way to pay attention IDIOT

Jacob Johnson
Jacob Johnson

I WAS ALREADY TYPING IT OUT, I'M NOT READING THE THREAD WHILE I'M PUNCHING OUT A REPLY

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

those are super expensive, I just use cleansing cream and anti-zit stuff.
and I like my bags! like natural eye shadow

Carson Thompson
Carson Thompson

you expect too much of him?

oh... you wanted only asian cuisine side dishes?
soo.... like sweet and sour pork?

Joshua Hill
Joshua Hill

huehuehue

which are always good because then if you have a cool DM you get to do all kinds of fun shit.

wah wah I'm a big whiny baby who got rekt let me make excuses about it waah why won't anyone yiff meeee

actually I like the "never gets enough sleep" look a lot. I have no idea why, it just does it for me.

Luis Cooper
Luis Cooper

Damn straight I'm intolerant.

No ass = No mercy.
Assless freaks.

Jonathan Long
Jonathan Long

that's more of a main dish but yes, I love that stuff.

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

triggered.

Matthew Morgan
Matthew Morgan

I mean
it has a certain touch

Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

it's just weirdly adorable.

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

I did. It was as much my fault for the disappointment. No real hard feelings.
But then Adele starts playing in my head and I am all like WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-A-ALL! HAD A SUPER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-O-WL!!!!!!!!

Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

Now what should I do next?

Do I sleep or stay up?

Adrian Martin
Adrian Martin

You best have an ass, or I don't think we could be friends.

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

I don't like animal abuse, but you're a very bad puppy so I'm just going to have to hurt you now.

Please, the shadow of your ass could crush a man's head.

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

when did you last sleep?

I have one but your bigotry is very offensive because reasons.

you did hurt me. emotionally
make it hurt more, test-kun. make it hurt like bleeding.

Noah Rodriguez
Noah Rodriguez

tell me moar yummy asian food u like

what plays in your head after a dell is done?

Kayden Gray
Kayden Gray

orange chicken is great. chow mien is good too.

Gavin Scott
Gavin Scott

I slept for 5 hours about 5 hours ago.

I have work at 3pm and its 11am

Michael James
Michael James

so take a nap if you want one. sounds reasonable to me.

Noah Lee
Noah Lee

I suppose it's time I head off to work, isn't it?

Landon Morgan
Landon Morgan

What I actually meant was that I got up 5 hours ago from sleeping for 5 hours.

Nolan Martinez
Nolan Martinez

k

Jace Foster
Jace Foster

Later, man

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

go on git. I'm sure the possum will be ready and waiting when you get back.

five hours is plenty in my book but if you're tired, take a nap.

Jose Sanders
Jose Sanders

Currently?

This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKxtHslq9S0

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wElVp9HzCt8

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

get out

Ian Carter
Ian Carter

Yuh
Im gonna try and see if I can get my hair cut next week friday, and see other like cosmetic stuff.

Samuel Sanchez
Samuel Sanchez

what length are you going with? your hair looks great long.

Andrew Watson
Andrew Watson

Technically speaking, by the RAW of the spot skill, no person can see the sun or moon.

Similarly, since knowledge checks are HD dependant, and even the weakest of humans have 1 HD, an average commoner is about 50% likely to not at all even know what he is, or what humans are.
A farmer has the same chance to have no idea what that big brown thing in the field saying moo is.

since heritage falls into Nobility and Royalty, and that's not crossclass for Commoners, most people don't even know who their parents are.

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

have a nice one.

David Gutierrez
David Gutierrez

Maybe that's why there's so many half-breed races in DnD.

Jace Robinson
Jace Robinson

this all just seems ridiculous.

Robert Morris
Robert Morris

In all my life, I never had to deal with someone who told me my behaviour was offensive; usually people just avoid me when I get too drunk or crazy.

I dunno what I'd even do if I did offend such people.

Anyway, all this talk about no asses makes me yearn for more asses.

I'm sorry, I'm bigoted against the rearless with absolute conviction.

Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

medium length!
and dye it black

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

well I was just kidding around anyway. I don't take offense to things, generally.

I'm sure that will look good. how dark of a black?

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

Black as night, black as coal

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

Because it is.

Strictly RAW is pretty much unplayable.

IIRC, average conversation volume is something like a DC 15 listen check.
Which means an average conversation between commoners should sound like one between elderly people.

Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

Humans are a multiplier
Breeding stock of the DnD universe greentext
Peasant railgun

I love DnD and its nonsense.

Can you imagine what one really does if that shit happened to you?

I think I'd be more offensive if I offended such a person.

Levi Carter
Levi Carter

ehh super dark?
iunno, I'll ask if I'm there.
I hope for warmer weather too, I really feel like hoodies.

Jayden Williams
Jayden Williams

I mean colder

Ian Brooks
Ian Brooks

Peasant Railgun is even better.

A medium creature can grapple up to four other medium creatures.

Which could then grapple up to four other medium creatures.

And so on and so forth, until you have an infinite number of medium creatures in the grapple orgy.

Now, one option open to grapplers, is to move anyone they're currently grappling up to 1/2 their normal move speed.

Which means with even 5, human, grapplers, each one could consecutively move the grapple sphere 15 feet in a direction, with everyone else willingly failing the opposed check, and the 5 grapplers could move 75 feet ever 6 seconds.

Add more grapplers for more distance as desired.

Keep in mind, grappling creatures occupy the same space.
So the theoretical infinite creature grapple ball still only takes up one 5ft*5ft*5ft cube.

Caleb Barnes
Caleb Barnes

hot.

sounds delightful unfun after the initial hilarity wears off.

I can't imagine life without an ass, no.

well like, do you have an example picture of what you might be going for?

Liam Gray
Liam Gray

Also worth mention, with only 2 HP and no tumble check, cats are really prone to accidentally falling to death.

But with a racial +15 in jump, if they're jumping down from something they're probably fine.

Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

I guess this is a good colour

Andrew Reed
Andrew Reed

The correct response was "I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky".

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

hmm... orange chicken is zesty? :\

she looks like a young Pink

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

that's...weird. but I guess cats don't do a lot of falling in real life either. just jumping down.

yeah, I like it. isn't your hair already kind of close to that?

William Edwards
William Edwards

kind of, yeah. a little spicy, depending on the place you get it from. but very good.

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

Truly unimaginable horror.

I wanted to max out my jump so I can jump on people to death.

Brayden Hall
Brayden Hall

it's okay. I bet they don't really exist. got any hex maniac butts?

Xavier Carter
Xavier Carter

yay
it used to be, but it got too brown.
I got exactly my moms now.
but I want it almost pure black cause colour contrast

Evan Miller
Evan Miller

A Dread Necromancer's aura of fear has no listed duration.
This means it lasts forever.

If someone moves in range of the dread necro, and becomes shaken, it doesn't matter where they go, or how much time passes, or even if the DN dies, they will always be shaken in fear of that goddamn DN.

There are a lot of really weird things like that.

To do any really substantial damage jumping on people, you'd take 20d6 whenever you landed.

Multiple times if you hit things on the way down.

Actually, 20d6 is the falling damage cap, so falling from orbit is no less dangerous than falling from 200ft.

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

gotcha. well that should be nice. make sure to take a pic for us.

or just me and rin.

must be why you like it so much.

Parker Rodriguez
Parker Rodriguez

i had uh... chicken tikka masala?

Isaac Carter
Isaac Carter

Truenamers.

No, that's it to this dysfunctional rule, just. Truenamers.

Henry Lewis
Henry Lewis

There is such a thing as terminal velocity after all.

But I think it takes a lot more than 200 feet to reach terminal velocity.

Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

sounds tasty. I don't think I've ever had that.

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

Nannets

Jason Price
Jason Price

goodnight scoots.

Eli Green
Eli Green

It's worth noting that the time it takes to fall is inconsistent.

If you jump off a cliff as a move action at the end of your turn, the time it takes to fall is limited by your movement speed.

If you're a flying creature and you stall, you fall 150ft on round one, and 300ft every subsequent round.

If you actually fall, well... I don't think they ever determined the speed.

Also, if you're flying, and go prone, you instantly descend into a laying position taking no fall damage, regardless of how high you were flying.

RAW is beautiful.

Ryder Harris
Ryder Harris

Of course!
but if it turns out really bad I'll show anyway, but not together with face so I won't be associated with it.

ni

Cameron Peterson
Cameron Peterson

it was a tiny bit spicy... my first time ever trying east indian type food!

Jace Allen
Jace Allen

Was a typo of nanners

Jaxon Cooper
Jaxon Cooper

:/

Jeremiah Watson
Jeremiah Watson

sounds good to me.

never been a big eater of indian food, but that's more because it's not very common where I live.

oh then GO FUCK YOURSELF

Austin Johnson
Austin Johnson

I don't think any DM would tolerate that.

Dominic Nguyen
Dominic Nguyen

That is exactly the point.

The game is nigh unplayable without Rule 0.

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

what is comon around you? :)

love and tolerance

Brayden Jenkins
Brayden Jenkins

I hope my hoodie arrives before that time.
the colours would go super well

Joseph Edwards
Joseph Edwards

:(

Ethan Hall
Ethan Hall

fast food garbage. it's wonderful.

hoodies are fun. I wish I could wear one for more than like 2-3 months a year.

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

Dont be men daddy

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

i want a chicken bacon wrap so bad right now ;~;

Elijah Russell
Elijah Russell

Mean**

Colton Roberts
Colton Roberts

you're right. I'm sorry.

well fuck. now I do too.

Carson Cox
Carson Cox

Ah yes, for whatever God forsaken reason I was looking over aneki in some old thread the other day. Some user asked what everybody ate that day. That's one of the things you ate, along with what appeared to have been the entire left side of McDonald's menu.

Jeremiah Rodriguez
Jeremiah Rodriguez

Stopped and got myself a bacon chicken wrap before work. Happy man am I.

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

stop fat shaming.

racist.

Eli Carter
Eli Carter

Hah

Brandon Cooper
Brandon Cooper

appreciate those few months!
I wore out most my hoodies now..
the light grey one aand the yellow one.
So I got a weird chinese one ordered

Noah Young
Noah Young

Have the courage to link me.

Aha

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

Shiet

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

the one nice thing is I never seem to wear them out. I've had the same two hoodies for like 5 years now. one is thicker and better for the rare times it gets really really cold, and the other is thin and light, perfect for arizona winter and with a great design on it.

but. but I linked you.

what's wrong, emily kun?

Isaiah Collins
Isaiah Collins

Did you

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

hi kisskiss.

Jack Wood
Jack Wood

How wacky and zany.

Don't mistake my occasional tumblr filename for any level of SJW

k

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

There's no requirements preventing a bear to take Martial Study.

So a completely average, non-magical bear could, in theory, just accidentally learn how to perform martial arts.

Just imagine that for a minute.

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

don't mistake anything I say ever for being serious.

especially that.

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

guess that explains this.

Christopher Bailey
Christopher Bailey

Good afternoon teacup

Julian Miller
Julian Miller

how are you today?

Asher King
Asher King

Ohh that's great, what colours?

Now I'm in college I can do those things!

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

the light one is black and the other is grey. I generally prefer muted colors.

William Richardson
William Richardson

For some reason

Juan Flores
Juan Flores

Back from bath, have some Hex butt.

Isaiah Reed
Isaiah Reed

not enough focus on butt.

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

I'm pretty alright, got some cleaning to do today but nothing too difficult. What do you have lined up?

Eli Gomez
Eli Gomez

Here ya go

Isaac Hernandez
Isaac Hernandez

oh nice nice, what kinda trousers do you wear?

I can be free now!

Levi Morales
Levi Morales

an entire day of nothing, like usual. stuff isn't going well for me, but that's nothing new these days.

at least I don't have to do any cleaning. you poor thing.

but that's not a whole butt. why does it cut off like that?

jeans, almost exclusively.

Camden Edwards
Camden Edwards

Also, let's go back to animals with classes again.

There's no intelligence restriction on class levels (except PrC prereqs), and the part I listed before isn't a hard rule that non-humanoid monsters can't take class levels.

So you could have a completely normal, non-magical Black Bear Ranger.
Also, any creature who takes a class level besides Barbarian instantly becomes literate in all their languages.

Another option is a Spirit Lion Totem/Lion Totem Lion Barbarian Lion.
Yo dog, we heard you like pounce, so we put a pounce in your pounce so you can pounce while you pounce while you pounce.

Accidentally, of course, since the Lion doesn't have the 3 int to consciously take those class levels.

Christian James
Christian James

The cleaning won't take more than a half hour so I'm not too worried about it. I'm a fast cleaner because I hate it, though admittedly not always the most thorough of one.

Benjamin Long
Benjamin Long

something bothering me in all this is...how does an animal "accidentally" take these class levels?

Liam Adams
Liam Adams

what is the point in being thorough if it's just going to get dirty again?

Levi Collins
Levi Collins

That's why I've stopped eating for the past few years, I just know I'm going to get hungry again so there's not much point.

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

ripped ones? skinny jeans?
I mostly got sweatpants left, but I'm not sure what I want now.

Liam Flores
Liam Flores

Do boobs count?

Jeremiah Campbell
Jeremiah Campbell

My thoughts exactly. Just touch things up so they look god enough and you're fine. No one sees the top of the window sill why do I need to dust it?

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

*hugs*

huh? what are you talking about...

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

i spilled water all on my thinkpad t420

this other t420 i grapped from the wardrobe has a different keyboard layout and i want to kill myself

Cameron Mitchell
Cameron Mitchell

It was about a year and a half ago, but it made me laugh.

Wyatt Ross
Wyatt Ross

it's funny because it's the exact same thing haha

they are kind of slim fitting but not "skinny"
I had a pair like that but outgrew them. I think my ex took them because he was the one wearing them after that. the trap one, not the other one. the other one was fat

sweatpants? that's comfy. not really an option around here because of the heat, although for some reason that doesn't stop the herds of fatties at walmart from always wearing them. usually resplendent with stains from many previous meals.

not a big fan of big boobs.

I basically never dust stuff. the top of the fan in the kitchen is probably so bad it would snow dust on everything if I bothered to turn it on.

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

why.

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

Sees a person yelling and swinging axes around.

Just like dogs, it just kind of learns to yell and swing axes around.

Bearbarian.

There's a Psionic feat "Up the Walls."
This is the description
Up the Walls:
While you are psionically focused, you can
take part of one of your move actions to traverse
a wall or other relatively smooth vertical surface
if you begin and end your move on a horizontal
surface. The height you can achieve on the wall
is limited only by this movement restriction. If you
do not end your move on a horizontal surface,
you fall prone, taking falling damage as
appropriate for your distance above the ground.
Treat the wall as a normal floor for the purpose
of measuring your movement. Passing from floor
to wall or wall to floor costs no movement;
you can change surfaces freely. Opponents on
the ground can make attacks of opportunity as
you move up the wall.

This, in no way, precludes you from ending your turn on the cieling, so long as you're psionically focused, as it only generally says you have to end your move on a horizontal surface.

Gavin Nguyen
Gavin Nguyen

I leave dusting to the people we pay to clean our house.
I am not inclined to do such time consuming and pedestrian tasks.

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

I'll find something.

Thinking of playing more videogames soon though.

Nicholas Edwards
Nicholas Edwards

When you're illustrating a point it's best to use an extreme example. Of course it's going to get dirty again, there's still a point to doing it, clearly.

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

ah. I guess that makes sense...in as much as anything can make sense in this weird system.

nor should you be. I don't pay anyone to clean my house though. I generally don't leave my room if I can help it, so my brother is the one making all the messes and thankfully, cleaning them up as well.

this girl you are posting is very cute.

well don't keep finding things on my account. this one is nice by the way.

it's funny because I was definitely being 100% serious like I usually am because that's the kind of person I am haha

Nolan Morgan
Nolan Morgan

I AIM TO PLEASE

But yeah, out of hex butt, here is random butts.

Julian Morgan
Julian Morgan

oh those can be nice.
trap one?

ewwh
I think I gagged a lil

Nathaniel Morales
Nathaniel Morales

random butts are pretty great.
usually.

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

Tsumugi is adorable.
I also make camp in my room which has given me the grounds to argue against me helping clean the rest of the house. My bathroom and my room is all I'm responsible for now thanks to years of negotiating down.

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

Rule 0 exists to fix the faults of the system.

But Dysfunctional Rule threads aren't about that.

Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

I see you're taking the defensive hostility thing to heart.

Jayden Anderson
Jayden Anderson

I only collect the best of butts.

Ok, done with butts now, I need to move onto another big thing.

One that doesn't require much movement. Or effort. Another distraction.

I got some burger toast flavoring, wanna see?

Cameron Thompson
Cameron Thompson

I was dating two people at once.

yeah, it's not fun to look at. but for some reason you can't turn away. it's like a train wreck every time I shop there but those deals are too good to pass up.

luckily I never had to negotiate for that. my brother seems to just understand that he's responsible for his own messes, thankfully. I take care of my cat of course, and clean up any messes she makes, but other than that I just kinda let things take care of themselves around the house.
being in the room is just better anyway. why would I want to be away from my computer?

should I watch her anime? what kind is it? I have a few others to watch first but if it's some cute moeshit anime I'll want to check it out.

yeah, that would ruin the fun.

just trying to make you like me test. :(

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

animal girl butts are wonderful. those tails really add something fun.

sure. what is "burger toast?"

Ethan Campbell
Ethan Campbell

If you work a badger into a rage by doing any amount of damage to it without killing it, and then teleport away, the badger can never come down from its rage, and will always be pissed off and get +4str +4con -2AC.

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

new thread

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Michael Collins
Michael Collins

I don't understand my code.

Angel Moore
Angel Moore

owh why'd you have to pull a soto

egh, it should be forbidden.
public disgust

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