127 Cupcake posts in a single thread
127 Cupcake posts in a single thread
What a slut.
Twas the worst of times
Twas the even worst of times
new season announced
I can't draw for shit.
GIMME THE RUM DADDY
I bet I can still fap to it.
I forgot to get ice. shoot me please.
believe me, you would be too busy laughing.
Not literally the first step
And then what would you do after fucking everything?
He would go again.
I'll take that bet, draw it.
I need to re-read that shit fuck
I don't get out much. and when I'm drinking I rarely pay attention to the ice I have left as long as I keep finding it when I stick my hand in the freezer.
tracer stole my answer.
Steal it back
no. he'll be mean to me.
Doesn't have an icemaker
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
oNLY NIGGERS STEAL
Isn't that what you want, though?
there is more than one way to be mean and he does not provide the way I want.
And you were willing to pay rent.
The very idea.
don't remember conversations we had when we were both drunk you know those don't count.
Doesn't apply to me, I remember everything.
You were willing to pay rent and clean house in Ireland for nightly 'hmm's'
Cupcake will now make a trap house to rival Ui's
He'll be mean to you anyway.
What if I were mean to you for not stealing it back
this is most embarrassing. you must forget this at once.
drink more. hurry up.
then I guess I'd be fucked, wouldn't I?
I'm thinking more like the playboy mansion, but with traps.
God is dead.
Yeah but you'd rather be fucked either way
noticed that too huh. I spent like two seconds looking at it and wanted to blow my brains out for an entire host of new reasons.
Won't they all just group together with other traps in the house and leave you?
haha it's so funny exs dee
I've found drinking makes me remember things better, generally.
you are impossible.
most of them can't afford to pay rent with real money
if u catch my drift
Hey fuck you pal I worked all night on that one.
It's how Cupcake pays his.
I hope he lets me in.
only if you dress up for me.
You'll be the Scarlet of the house and just physically abusing everyone.
*I put on my superman costume*
no. you want in on the trap house you have to trap.
Rin will be the Swedish Fish.
*I put on my wonder woman costume*
Does it have to be non-lethal traps?
Don't steal their ravioli.
Are they only allowed to use the trapdoors?
It'd be punji traps.
Be just a pit of dicks.
THEN GET SOME YOU PRANCING DICK SUCKING FAG
I DON'T HAVE A RIDE TO THE STORE
Just with large, draconian and/or horse phalluses.
DO YOU NOT HAVE AN ICE-CUBE TRAY
right because water just instantly freezes
ice cube trays suck dick anyway. I like bags of ice.
whatever I'll just not use ice FUCK
You like backs of dick.
It could have been frozen during the time you've been talking about your lack of ice!
Bags of ice?
More like bags of d-
Just use the ice cube tray you fuck
yeah pretty much.
He probably just wasted all of his ice shoving it up his ass.
tried that. it's really not my thing.
I told you I have no way to do that. I'm just drinking without the ice. the alcohol and cranberry juice are cold anyway.
Swear on me mum
Remember, it is about quality, not quantity
Oh man. I remember when the fur threads put ice in their ass.
Was a fun day of sexual exploration.
This... Just reminded me.
I remember when the furs were disgusting shitters... oh look they still are
The Day After Tomorrow
all this libtard bullshit "science"
I remember when the ponies were disgusting shitters... oh look they still are
I remember when tsuchi was a insatiable cuck... oh look they still are
You seem surprised.
Its the beard
Anybody that doesn't understand the reference doesn't deserve to have it explained to them.
The reference that you want cartoon girls to piss on your face and fart in your mouth?
You of all people should get the joke.
I've never watched any of the scary movies.
What the fuck.
I'm probably not going to either.
Some men, just want to watch the world burn.
In all fairness I haven't seen a lot of classics either.
Didn't see Shawshank Redemption until recently.
But, still. Scary Movie, man.
Test should go to some weeb con as Chara.
We're putting Scary Movie on the same level as Shawshank Redemption?
The thought alone disgusts me.
Not much. Just got off work. Thinking about going to the pub. How have you been? Sorry, I have been sleeping a lot lately.
Good night thread.
Test's confession has tipped me over the edge.
its fine. i just woke up not too long ago. dunno what im gonna do
The Scary Movie one or the Desu joke?
Whatever. Good night.
Thing been going alright with you? Nothing crazy going on? No intense business?
But they're genderless.
Don't be a bigot.
It ain't gay.
nothing not self imposed
Cosplay is generally dumb and their outfit is not even the slightest bit creative or worth making. And I'd have to shave the beard.
And I just wouldn't cosplay something even if it WAS a cool cosplay.
What's up man
what about that anime dude you like so much
Kaiki is the tallest character in the show.
There'd be so much wrong with this.
Staring at the ceiling.
Kaiki? Guy's like 6 and a half feet tall or some bullshit.
this picture makes me sad for many reasons.
way to be a bigot to yourself, shorty.
There is nothing I would cosplay. It is not an interest of mine.
Short people wanting to be tall is the most entertaining thing.
you cant be bored at olive garden
how do I not sad?
This fucking sucks.
I just saw something thing and dangly on my keyboard when I was all cozy and jumped faster, and higher, than I have in a while and I still don't know if it was a spider, or just my hair.
May just still be kind of arachnophobic.
Also, please have the courage to link me.
like my own craziness
It is something more horrible that you can imagine and more insidious than you hoped.
Got me into a mess in the first place.
you're right. I'm sorry.
are you okay?
That was rude, I'm sorry, Cupcake.
Please forgive me.
I probably am.
It was probably my hair.
Especially 'cos I can't find anything to suggest it was anything else.
S a v a g e .
Drinking. Found the best single player game I've played in a long time.
okay. forgiven. but seriously that was harsh.
yeah, alright good. you should tie your hair back more.
Then again, when I jumped, I did throw my keyboard halfway across the room, so it might just have vanished into god knows what pocket dimension spiders hide in when you throw them halfway across the room.
I clearly, really, should.
That smothered the only ember capable of getting Cupcake out of his depressing funk.
So we're stuck with depressioncakes for three more years.
I hope you're proud, Rin.
Oh I'm so fucking ready.
get some hair ties. it's a good investment. I mean it's nice to let your hair down now and then for sure, but it's just simpler to have it in a ponytail.
plus no thinking it's spiders. this has happened to me way too many times as well.
What game is that
Please destroy me, Bloodchan
Cupcake is probably the only person I could objectively call a friend that I see actively posting in this thread.
I singled him out for that reason alone, because he should know that I don't mean it.
The literal worst.
The stuff demons are made from.
My name is Kagamin now.
Friends are the only people you can constantly make fun of and piss off and still be glad to be in the same room at the end of the day.
goodness rin. that first reply has me smiling more than I have since the bad news yesterday
Binary Domain, I thought it was going to be a shitty Gears clone. It's actually fun.
Friends exist so when demons scare you out of cozy you have someone to blame it on.
It's all your fault.
I actually didn't know you was BLoodchan, I just thought of the most unrelated Canadian to annoy you.
Srsly though. I'm doubling the depression too.
aaaaand it's gone.
Blood-chan is not Canadian.
That is not Blood-chan.
Oh... who the hell is canadian then?
Memory is worse and worse
Friends are there...
To help you get started, to give you a push on your way!
Friends are there.....
To turn you around, get your feet on the ground for a brand new day!
They'll pick you up when you're down!
Help you swallow your pride, when something inside's gotta break on through, to the other side!
Friends are someone you can open up to...
When you feel like you're ready to flip!
When you've got, the world on your shoulders...
Friends are there to give you a tip!
Friends are there when you need them, they're even there when you don't!
For a walk in the park, or a shot in the dark! Friends are there...
I don't care!
But friends will care.....for yooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm just going to stop responding now.
If I make you feel too special, you'll get spoiled.
I was making a bit of a joke there.
Rin (me), Luka, Nymph, Wish, Menma, Spoilers, Others I'm forgetting because I literally cbf.
I don't know what that is, sorry.
Yeah, I'll behave now.
Would honestly pay good money to get happy again though. What do you wanna talk about?
and we can't have that since you're too busy being greedy for all the spoiling.
I don't have any Pokemon to talk about today
Getting up so rapidly made me realize how hungry I am.
I'd be surprised if you did, I didn't even know what it was. Just torrented it on a whim.
Can't use Diancie in VGC.
Chiri and Bamboo Tank are all that come to mind that aren't on the list.
I was going to tell you something yesterday but I've forgotten.
Lol really? Whelp, RIP best Magic Bounce user
since the bad news yesterday
Speaking of, my cousin just delivered a baby girl. Like an hour ago. So that's pretty cool.
: ^ )
What if I don't want to
I'm glad it worked out for you
I was sticking with the meme that he's already on the list.
Are you going to be a cool uncle who makes the kid a spoiled shit that the parents have to deal with?
YES, THAT WAS THE JOKE THAT HE'S ALREADY THERE.
tfw Rin forgets you
Yeah, this is a real hidden gem.
9/11: gay dad
Technically I'm not her uncle. Like, some kind of cousin? Familial titles get complicated after a certain point. I guess uncle works.
I know that was the joke and I already very subtly made it. I was just informing you you're late to the party.
Stop posting those is annoying to open in my phone.
You're a cousin, once removed.
The banlist is essentially anything that you can't get in any game from the current gen.
Other legendaries have a limit of 2 total.
Saw a lot of double primals at masters.
Not opening that
Still not opening
so eat some food.
I finally went and got ice, tracer.
I'd rather not talk about it.
I didn't expect to be replying to someone else. ignore that part of your reply rin.
I finally got ice, tracer.
Finally got ice
Got something to cheer us up
At least go get a morning after, pill abortion.
Don't wait too long.
you playin or watching anything recently?
I mean I was already drinking but this is a very good thing.
just remember scanner. there are way worse things.
you'll be okay.
I can't do that. life begins at conception, tsuchi.
I'm keeping it. and it's yours.
I'm tempted to sleep, now.
that's the devil talkin'. get more booze in you. clear that right up.
I've dealt through worse shit, but I came back better.
This sucks donkey dick.
I think I'll actually quit drinking, smoking and get back onto therapy. And like... learn how to be a normal human bean.
Don't worry, I'll behave.
How are you? I'm absolutely horrid.
What brought you here to this ungodly place?
Can't be mine.
I wore a rubber.
I am not letting us have another black son.
Makes me more tired.
No and no. Just doing other things
That sure does look cool.
I think that would be a good idea.
I poked holes in the condoms. sorry. not sorry
you're clearly not drinking enough.
go ahead and sleep. I'll be playing overwatch anyway.
One of my favorite shows as a teen.
I just fucking realized.
I've literally never been called out as Canny with my actual handle on, or vice versa. Jig's up Scanner, fucking ratted me out.
I'm drinking, lurked when you were talkin about what happened. Sorry to hear.
I'm one of the original members of this community from like 2008-2009, I've been here more recently out of boredom.
Can I ask what sorta things? Are they cool things?
I enjoyed it, what little I remember anyway.
OH THE MEMORIES ARE FLOODING BACK
goodnight tracer. I will drink a few extra for you.
as a teen
Holy shit you're old.
I thought I saw you in thingy, /ssft/, I didn't know you were THAT old!
I don't remember what I posted about, but I think 'losing my job' and 'the horror' was posted a lot.
... I drank heavily that night.
Was so drunk I lost all track of time.
Yeah dude, I was there in the first week of Alice1 starting this shit. I'm a huge fucking loser.
Sounds about right. Also sounds like me tonight.
You should probably go back to the nursing home.
I literally just did.
Whatever you have been posting was the sole reason I decided to get out of bed. I don't know how to feel about this.
proud of u
I'm guessing it was made in 2000
The men in black show?
I wish I had candy
Same,. so much
stores being closed at night is the wrostttt
There's 24 hour stores.
I have chocolate milk though
tfw someone accidentally calls you ma'am
Did you go full TESTOSTERONE RAGE and yell at him about respecting your pronouns?
I am so jealous ;~;
i just smiled and replied as if it hadn't happened
I've only ever gotten 'miss'
How was it an accident?
youshould stockpile milk and powder
running out of milk is my biggest ishue
sucks for you nerd
they apologized for it
But it's like the same thing, dork.
Won't the milk go off pretty soon?
it lasts for like a week so Ijust buy a few everytime I go to the store
im saving myself
compooper a is actually a really really weird looking character
I'm soooooooo bored please help
it's very important to me
I could not get on steam earlier
yeah no one actually writes like that
I thought you just fell asleep or something.
tfw when my g and y look the same
my a and u looks the same too
This conversation is very hard to follow.
sorry I try
His handwriting needs improving.
Its okay <3
But keyboards should have capital letters printed on them, do it would be weird to look the same.
putting vanilla in my chocolate milk was the best idea ever sho good
lol hey BT
if i gibve myself to people who arent' the most improtant to me, am i not important to me?
That actually sounds great, you're a genius Neru
Combine vanilla and chocolate ice cream with milk in a blender.
when your friend works somewhere you shop at and they give you a free drink
eyy whats good
having self respect
valuing yourself as a person
wow get a load of this guy
not wanting free drinks
It wouldn't work
I don't get it
These people, you and Neru are just coming up with great ideas probably simple but never thought to do this
Well at least you tried and thats what matters.
i'll have you know i value myself as a commodity
You could also a handful of ice to give it some thickness.
oh you know dude... same shit
so can you be purchased with currency for "services"
Where the fuck is my remix?
Something traded and passed around?
holdin up at least?
lol i didnt even install FL studio
for sure man... its all peachy
how bout you
Yeah, everything's great boss.
i'm a very valuable commodity and can't be rented
for a fair price
but purchased outright, right?
not wanting to pay for your purchases
You must of looked like you need a handout.
i don't recall being put up for sale
i have specific instructions to not have any boyfriends without getting them vetted
-looks over his itinerary, written in multicolor crayon. Halloween is just around the corner and the Candy Corn field hasn't been harvested yet. He opens the door to the factory floor when cats in wizard hats are busy at work making and wrapping Snickers bars.-
Didn't Nezi steal from a Chipotle once?
i keep forgetting sonata is a boy
he's too cute and fluffy
This conversation did like a 180
please forgive me
I was busy today
They forgot to ask for the money and he just left.
I may or may not have done the same thing to a Chick Fil A, but they kill gays
nah that's just something that friends do ya know
they were just trying to be nice
the whole self as a commodity thing brought it on... frankly you should expect this line of questioning in this place.
frankly your like... that one rare albino lioness ive been stalking on an african plane for months, just eluding me when i catch you in my crosshairs. ill bag you one day. im relentless... ruthless
no my debit card didn't work because my bank forced me to activate the new one they sent me at a certain time without telling me and suddenly made my old debit card stop working, and when they swiped my card I guess the cashier didn't notice that it wasn't accepted, and he threw the receipt away without looking
not my fault the cashier didn't stop me, I would have known my card wasn't working earlier that day as well if he had
i just wanted a tea.. i mean. this really is elaborate for you sonata. you really didnt have to go through all this fuss
I once paid for a slightly different pastry than the one I bought which cost like 0.1$ more so there is that because the person in the cashier pushed the wrong PLU
they forgot to ask for the money
Why does this never happen to me? Not like I'd actually leave without paying but still
How dare they.
At work now
What are you up to?
I left a bar without paying once by mistake. I forgot
o.o -fires all the kitties, sending them home with no way to support their kittens, leading to a whole town of strays?- ;_;
Oh right. Chipotle seems like a place that's likely to have high workers. :3
I guess you got lucky. ^^
You wouldn't even leave without paying at Chick Fil A? They don't want you to put things in your butt.
whaaaaaaat... no bring em all back and increase their wage. I didnt say i didnt like it
In fact, yeah, some employees I've dealt with at Chipotle were pretty much definitely high. But it's okay, because so was I.
\^_^/ -Halloween is saved and the kitties throw a parade for Sama-
Nothing really, i'm super bored.
so do i get my tea as their glorious savior or are you too busy being an entrepreneur
not going to Chik Fil A with things in your butt and paying anyway just to spite them
It's the sins they don't know about that cut the deepest
How to fix this
forgive my stupidity but why does ice give it thickness?
I dunno can you fix it?
By the way, you should try baking. You might like it, and it seems like it would be a good job for you since it's pastry-related. ^^
Have to pay off those loans somehow, and I'm not sure if professional pastry tasting is an easy field to break into.
How if they don't know about it? Seems like all that would do is turn you on. :3
-brings you a cup and sets a plate of snickers bars beside it-
inst a milkshake traditionally icecream and milk?
ice in a milkshake? wut
I'm enabling u by linking this
Maybe you slip them some subtle hints and they figure it out, maybe they don't
*commands two kitties to fan him with palm branches
*sips with his pinkie up
i enjoy it
F L U F F
do you have anything relaxing, yet energizing? like Tchaikovsky music?
i'm sorry to disappoint but i'm spoken for, in a sense
tyvm i appreciate ur contribution
have u thought any more about what ur afraid of
i have all the time in the world
I sometimes bake but it is some real effort
-gives you spiced chai with real cream-
Divinity: Original Sin 2 is coming out
I need people to play that with
yo what electronic music do u jam tho
*tosses them some catnip
there is a test of virtue
thank you dear
It's all fun and games until they feed you to the chickens. This is why some find their food hard to resist; the meat of human gays makes the chickens delicious.
Well there's the fact that I don't know shit about teaching right now, but I should get good at that from the course next month.
I felt like that might be the problem. :3
Hm, maybe something plant-related~
id be worried about getting bullied by the students for being a 'baka gaijin' as they say
And what of the chicken gays?
i shall pass your damnable test
-likes the music in toejam and earl-
im out folks... early am thing
this is my first time ever seeing this but it looks super phresh
as they say
is it like the earthbound sountrack? cuz i like that
I think I'll start with young kids, anyway. Seems like the thing to do; I can have no idea what I'm doing and they won't question it.
Idk, chicken cannibalism.
not my test
my best friend wants to make sure any boys i date are good for me
-shakes head no, is more like p funk-
oh nice link you sent the other night, I went afk so didn't get the chance to say anything
those poor chinese
dont you think theyre disadvantaged enough without you polluting their school system
that actually sounds awesome
makes me think of that african guy i saw a documentary about once
You're the Nazi captain shooting all the Jews and Cup is just Hitler
I think their chickens are having gay orgies and the shame drives them to slaughter them and hate gays in general
lol this music put a big smile on my face
thanks based blue
anything new & cool in your life to report?
baby come back
here's what i meant
-has new kitten!- ^_^
never get invited to play
I see how it is
When we @here you can just come.
aw thats sweet
boy or girl? + breed?
Yeah, Hank III is a pretty fun Hank Williams.
I'll try to do well at teaching. That alone will make me a better teacher than a large portion of the people who go there to do this.
I'm not sure how chickens have sex. I think the male just cums on the eggs or something.
I mean gay chicken sex is probably just like males sodomizing other males with various parts of their bodies
In Discord. If somebody says @here, which is SUPPOSED TO GIVE EVERYONE AN ALERT, it's an open invite to play.
But, ya know, you're never on.
JUST SAY SOMETHING TO ME SOMEWHERE ELSE I'M ALWAYS ON STEAM AND THREAD AND SHIT YOU JUST DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO TELL ME BECAUSE NO ONE LOVES ME
Just be on Discord.
do you think you'll be able to keep up with the animus junk there (if you have the desire)
-will take some tomorrow. Is asleep upstairs right now-
-is boy...and...is outside kitty...inside.- 0.0
You're right, I don't care enough. Start using Discord.
so are you gonna have to take him on walks??
BUT I HAVE TO OPEN IT UP AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is like what Luka does when they complain that nobody invites them and won't come unless we directly tell them to come.
Set it to open on start-up? ^^
How have you been?
-just takes him to dinner- 0_o
k goodnight revy
whatever that means
I Googled "gay chickens" and got stuff about some game the kids play these days where they grope each other and see who stops first. I guess it just escalates to buttsex if neither stops.
There's internet. And VPNs, which pretty much everyone uses there. Yeah, I'll probably post sometimes at least.
Pretty good; I quit weed because it's likely I'll have to pass drug tests soon. Been exercising a lot and stuff. You?
-yawns and curls up under the blue blanket-
kids play weirddddd games
BUT PEOPLE LIKE ME
OR SO I THOUGHT
Wanna play gay chicken?
We coddle you, Ian and we have to start coddling Luka.
definitely make sure you check in to tell us about your weird chinese drug/party experiences
it's going to be just like the movie lost in translation kind of
is this a nini? thanks again for the toejam and earl keep it real
that's because their taste is pure
obligatory nini attention post
-is just relaxing.-
love you guero chan
am i gonna make it
dont leave me alone with jackson again
This is the end.
Been better, just doing the normal stuff like work and working out. didn't quit weed though like you lol
Might go play OW.
i want a gf
yes. Happy end with me.