Your heart felt good it was drippin' pitch and made of woodand your hands and...

Mason Young
Mason Young

your heart felt good
it was drippin' pitch and made of wood

and your hands and knees
felt cold and wet on the grass to me

outside naked, shiverin' looking blue
from the cold sunlight that's reflected off the moon

baby come angels fly around you, reminding you we used to be three and not just two

and that's how the world began
and that's how the world will end

All urls found in this thread:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3787410/Could-babies-conceived-without-mother-Healthy-embryos-non-egg-cells-landmark-experiment.html
Nicholas Myers
Nicholas Myers

sure if you're a fan of dicks in every orifice.

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

Need alcohol, later cup.

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

see ya bambi.

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

Pfft.

Fiiiine.

Sebastian Green
Sebastian Green

IT'S WRITTEN BY GEN UROBUCHI, THE SAME GUY BEHIND PUELLA MAGI MADOKA MAGICA, FATE/ZERO, AND SAYA NO UTA.

Connor Wilson
Connor Wilson

You're so lucky i'm around.

Andrew Parker
Andrew Parker

Good. Don't make me beat you.

Xavier Lee
Xavier Lee

which are all literal garbage. well done proving my point you cock gobbler.

is that what this is?

Jayden Brown
Jayden Brown

It must be great for you to have such shit tastes.
Like, unironically watching Two and Half Men tier tastes.

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

I'm too cute to beat up.

Luke Sanchez
Luke Sanchez

actually modoka magica is like one of my all time favorite animes.

Brayden Reyes
Brayden Reyes

What else would it be?

Joseph Johnson
Joseph Johnson

torture?

Juan Nguyen
Juan Nguyen

I don't think that's how it works.

And then Rebellion ruined everything.
Then the however many spinoff mangas and rewrites pissed on the grave.

Lincoln White
Lincoln White

never seen any of that shit and I never plan to. the anime is perfect exactly as it is and any more or less would ruin it.

Joshua Anderson
Joshua Anderson

Michelle Obama and Ellen are serving Franzia from inside a CVS lmao

Tell me how it works.

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

If it is then this is the easiest torture of my life.

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

too american

Ethan Howard
Ethan Howard

My favourite anime is Initial D because physics

Owen Price
Owen Price

felix thread on /b/. good shit.

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

I think people just beat randoms or their significant others because they're emasculated.

Jackson James
Jackson James

It's probably for the best.
It's the equivalent of reading fanfiction.

Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

ban: "I was already here"

Nolan Clark
Nolan Clark

Is that why you want to beat children and threaten me with beatings all the time?

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

I wanna fuck the cat boy, okay?

Austin Murphy
Austin Murphy

like the new harry potter abortion "play"

we all do.

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

I just use it as a 50s term of endearment.

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

He really doesn't have very much art of him though.

William Wilson
William Wilson

Felix is the worst Zero.

Carson Baker
Carson Baker

something something living in the past

Sebastian Cruz
Sebastian Cruz

some good stuff though.

Hunter Cox
Hunter Cox

I'd love to live in the 50s because I'm a white male.

Jack Ortiz
Jack Ortiz

Its not good enough though.

Carson Green
Carson Green

nothing is ever enough.

Henry Roberts
Henry Roberts

not wanting a woman in uniform

Elijah Nelson
Elijah Nelson

I like the dresses^^

And being a housewaifu

And being beaten

Justin Campbell
Justin Campbell

but that's what I posted

Christian Bell
Christian Bell

when you remember there's still ice cream cake left over

Levi Phillips
Levi Phillips

You have no idea.

Jayden Miller
Jayden Miller

I'm pretty sure I have at least exactly as much of an idea as you. if not more.

Nolan Powell
Nolan Powell

chips n salsa*

Ryder Ross
Ryder Ross

those would be nice too. gimme.

Ayden Jackson
Ayden Jackson

nuuuuuu

Justin Nelson
Justin Nelson

when I blew out the candles on the cake, I got all of them and my sister was like "you have nooo boyfriends" and started laughing like a loon and I was smiling on the outside and dying on the inside.

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

how can I know for sure?

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

literally not possible sooo

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

wat

I didnt get a cake.

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

maybe next year.

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

I hope not ^~^

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

I know, understanding my pain isn't something any one human can do.

Cameron Lee
Cameron Lee

But if was the 50s you'd be like under John Money who forced his patients to molest their siblings.

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

That is a dude.

Evan Cruz
Evan Cruz

this message could mean many things. hmm.

go listen to linkin park or something you literal thirteen year old.

Brody Smith
Brody Smith

Black veil brides*

Jace Howard
Jace Howard

Under?

Also I don't know who that is.

I don't usually like cake.

Lucas Murphy
Lucas Murphy

Can't turn back now.

Logan Long
Logan Long

He was the guy who started the whole "gender is a social construct, maaan" thing.
He also forced adolescents into sexual acts.
And said there's nothing wrong with pedophilia.

He's the guy who made up transgender.

Aaron Butler
Aaron Butler

not even ice cream cake?

Blake Perez
Blake Perez

Also, he was the only psychologist who'd even suggest transitioning.
So if you wanted to, you'd have to be under such a creepy individual who would probably force you to have sex with a brother at a young.

Sebastian Robinson
Sebastian Robinson

fucking puffs

Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

I refuse to listen to such paltry trash.

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

And proving your ignorance.

Ryder Walker
Ryder Walker

there's far too much good music out there to bother wasting time on a band like bvb.

Asher Bennett
Asher Bennett

k

Not really. I'd rather get like a frappe or something.

Samuel Brooks
Samuel Brooks

oh, well then I hope you get that.

Luke Watson
Luke Watson

You just aren't emo enough.

Nathan Cooper
Nathan Cooper

He's emo as fuck.

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

It's a little early to start thinking about birthday treats now, don't you think?

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

emo is for thirteen year olds who think they're "deep"

what I am is clinically depressed.

Lucas Gonzalez
Lucas Gonzalez

never too early, maddie. plus if you buy one early I promise not to tell.

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

I really should try not spending the money I don't have tbh

Matthew Diaz
Matthew Diaz

af*

so you're goth

Sebastian Gray
Sebastian Gray

You even have the long metal hair.
All you need to do is dye and black and adorn yourself with clown thick eyeliner.

Oliver Wilson
Oliver Wilson

dye and black
*dye it black

Andrew Brooks
Andrew Brooks

sure sure, but the point is you can buy "birthday" treats any time and no one has to know it's not your birthday.

yeah and if I did that you could call me emo, but my hair is perfect so I won't be doing that.

I really don't care what you call it.

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

I see a red head and I want to dye it black.

Charles Hill
Charles Hill

I'll just call you a cunt then.

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

That's true.

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

*boicunt

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

this was a good post.

works for me.

wow.

everything I say is.

Lucas Morris
Lucas Morris

When I was

Parker Smith
Parker Smith

I really don't care what you think about it.

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

You're a good post.

Dominic Turner
Dominic Turner

I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't, I don't care if you don't care.

also.

well nobody cares. well nobody cares. does anyone care? if nobody cares.

Aiden King
Aiden King

why thank you rin.

what's up?

Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

I don't care that you don't care about me nothing that you don't care about me not caring.

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

Don't know what feats I want to take, or mantles, or powers.

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

So far so good, yup^^

Leo Allen
Leo Allen

mine were song lyrics. I win.

you've been agonizing over this for a while. did you try a pros and cons list?

Julian Scott
Julian Scott

validation!

Brayden Cooper
Brayden Cooper

I don't care if you win, I'll just carve another song into my wrist.

Xavier Bell
Xavier Bell

gotta be running out of room at this point, eh?

Aaron Miller
Aaron Miller

That's the name of the comic I read all of last night haha

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

whoops.

oh. I see.

Isaac Richardson
Isaac Richardson

Anytime you use that avatar, I just think of Grim.

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

it was mine first you dick.

Kayden Hughes
Kayden Hughes

Most feats generally suck anyway.

Mantles and Powers I feel pretty solid on, since the ones I chose will give me more survivability, or let me hit more consistently.
Plus my one gives me weapon focus for free with any weapon of my choice.

Which, incidentally, Unarmed Strike is my weapon of choice.

If I redo everything, and take Ardent first, I might be able to start with Tashalatora, though.
Which would let me make that my first level feat, and then agonize over the rest later.

But I lose... 6 skillpoints doing that, I think?

Justin Bell
Justin Bell

It was mine first you dick

Kayden Carter
Kayden Carter

I've still got a lot of free space.

Oliver Brown
Oliver Brown

But he kept getting uncontrollable erections about you when you post with it.

Henry Thompson
Henry Thompson

He's had it since like 2011.
He beats you.

Carter Thomas
Carter Thomas

He beats her alright. :^)

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

well how vital are those skill points? if you can get your ideal build as fast as possible why would you worry about a few skill points here or there?

you just stole my folder from me!

then you're clearly not very emo.

that's true. I bet he's lurking right now and jacking it while angrily denying he likes pokemon.

she literally has my folder. I gave it to her a while ago.

Ryder Long
Ryder Long

rin ffs

Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

Nobody gets my sarcasm :(

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

it made me smile a little.

Adam Howard
Adam Howard

Your folders get shared more than your asshole.

Jack Watson
Jack Watson

Right, I was scene.

Wyatt Gray
Wyatt Gray

You should smile more ;p

Jack Taylor
Jack Taylor

I don't really have that weird thing a lot of people have where they refuse to ever share their folders.

you were and are a poser.

wow. is this street harassment? I'm calling the police.

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

An angry old man scowl is the only expression he can make.
His face is stuck like that.

Nathan Powell
Nathan Powell

he should smiles more

Jacob Thomas
Jacob Thomas

I do what I like.

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

I'm too lazy to actually upload anything.

Nicholas Adams
Nicholas Adams

if you're not conforming how will everyone know how unique you are?

yeah, that part of it is a bitch. I have dropbox though so it's just super easy.

Lucas Carter
Lucas Carter

Because Tashalatora is functionally useless until, like, level 4 or 5.
But if I don't do the rebuilt and start Monk first, then I won't be able to take Tashalatora until levle 6, and my UAS damage will stay 1d6 until then.

It's really a question of how useful it'll be to get it now, rather than later.

Jeremiah Sullivan
Jeremiah Sullivan

Y-yeah, put me in cuffs.

:|

Like this?

Sebastian Howard
Sebastian Howard

I just use Google Drive since it's easier to transfer stuff between phone and computer that way.

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

Face makeup

David Phillips
David Phillips

gotcha. well I don't play this kind of thing so I haven't the slightest clue. but I'm sure you'll figure it out.

is it okay that they are fuzzy?

I should look into that.

Ryder Collins
Ryder Collins

I hear doing yourself up like a clown is all the rage with the autistic crowd. I think they call themselves juggalos or something?

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

Like this.

Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

OMG THEY'LL MATCH MY NEW POM POM KEYCHAIN

Jack Barnes
Jack Barnes

that keychain will be confiscated in the strip search, I'm sure.

Chase Baker
Chase Baker

Isn't your email a Gmail already?

Camden Baker
Camden Baker

The thing about it is that at Ardent 2 I can chose my third Mantle, which'll depend entirely on party comp.

Right now I'm kind of trying to build myself as a front liner.

Maybe I should spend my early feats to change all my saves to Will.

Logan Green
Logan Green

:(

Lucas Powell
Lucas Powell

yeah. but I've never used google drive. hence the "look into it"

Asher Baker
Asher Baker

I'm gonna be Andy sixx for spook day.

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

Found a better picture of cupcake irl.

Christopher Rivera
Christopher Rivera

you'll get it back if you're good.

so shouldn't you check with your party to see what they're all doing?

literally what is that

other one was better.

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

log in
Google apps
Drive
upload/download

Evan Russell
Evan Russell

I dunno. seems like a lot of steps.

Samuel Hughes
Samuel Hughes

It's better about how OLD you are.

Asher Scott
Asher Scott

looks like a literal autist.

Chase Sanchez
Chase Sanchez

it's not about how old you are it's about how old you feel. and I feel dead inside

Xavier Morales
Xavier Morales

When am I anything but good~?

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

same

Tyler Nguyen
Tyler Nguyen

when you're bad on purpose so you can get punished. don't think I don't know what you're up to.

well then that's perfect.

Caleb Diaz
Caleb Diaz

I'm not up to anything!!!

Logan James
Logan James

g-grim-sama, what are we going to do on the bed?

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

hmm...I've got my eye on you, missy.

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

I didn't save that one.

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

I'm gonna paint my nails black and then dye my hair black.

Tyler Nelson
Tyler Nelson

who's folder is it from?

the only thing surprising about this is that you haven't already.

Kayden Sanders
Kayden Sanders

In theory.

But I might not even find out what they're playing until day 1.

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

It's just a crop from one of the AX ones.
There's was one where he was lustfully looking at monsterkitten on the bed all gay like.
I thought that was the one you were talking about.

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

Well this is a good excuse for me.

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

Y-you do?

Bentley Butler
Bentley Butler

this seems like poor planning, to be honest.

oh, no I was just following up the way I'm sure lurking grim needed so he could finish.

gud4u

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

yup. both of 'em, actually.

Robert Wilson
Robert Wilson

Also,
*whose

Daniel Parker
Daniel Parker

that's the possessive?

Brody Watson
Brody Watson

thx >~<

Lincoln Cooper
Lincoln Cooper

who is folder is it from?

Robert Flores
Robert Flores

:O

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

your personality just snaps all over the spectrum, doesn't it?

I forget sometimes about words that have the possessive as something other than 's because the word in question needs that spelling for its contraction. like [it's its].

Jack Lopez
Jack Lopez

swiggity swooty.

Joseph Hernandez
Joseph Hernandez

N-no :3

Aiden Murphy
Aiden Murphy

:3

Joshua Bell
Joshua Bell

how's the tail been treating you?

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

I haven't used it since last time :/

Still gotta get the collar to complete the look

Cooper James
Cooper James

always next birthday if you haven't by then.

Owen Cruz
Owen Cruz

ITS TOO EARLY TO THINK ABOUT BIRFDAY STUFFS

Ethan Adams
Ethan Adams

yeah but you're doing it anyway.

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

Well, NOW I am. A little.

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

you're also thinking some other stuff. wow maddie. lewd.

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

Stahp inceptioning me x////x

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

but it's so much fun. and so easy

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

Nathaniel Parker
Nathaniel Parker

I know one is a Binder/Warmage.
Which is a similar front-liner roll as what I'm building into mine, I think, if I remember those classes right.

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

help
[22:08:58.080] Initializing Force Feedback
[22:08:58.080] Error 800700aa
[22:08:58.080] HWND 000000000021020A

Luis Thomas
Luis Thomas

Yup. I'm easy.

Asher Rogers
Asher Rogers

well that's a start at least. can you synergize at all with that?

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

I was tempted to make that joke but you're actually kind of not.

Evan Myers
Evan Myers

Presently?
Only if he uses a weapon and can't get an enhancement bonus on it himself.

Xavier Ward
Xavier Ward

ok

Evan Cook
Evan Cook

oh well, synergy if for nerds anyway.

<3

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

That hurt my feeler, Cupcake.

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

James Anderson
James Anderson

well I'm sorry. it wasn't meant to be offensive. I meant that you're a complicated individual. which isn't a bad thing.

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

I want a cigarette.

Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee

forbidden.

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

Aaron Allen
Aaron Allen

Psionic buffs are mostly personal, actually.
so I'm not sure there's much I can do to synergize with anyone, besides just choose damage they resist.

Elijah Carter
Elijah Carter

You can't be the same person to bust up my feelers AND forbid my shitty coping mechanisms.

Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

but I didn't mean to do that and I apologized. and smoking is bad for you. plus too expensive.

well shit.

Jayden Carter
Jayden Carter

UGH I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Jackson Butler
Jackson Butler

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3787410/Could-babies-conceived-without-mother-Healthy-embryos-non-egg-cells-landmark-experiment.html

Kevin Clark
Kevin Clark

I'm always right.

most interesting.

Connor Turner
Connor Turner

You can get pregnant soon!

Adrian Scott
Adrian Scott

I miss smoking. I miss it pretty bad.
But it isn't worth it.
Financially and health wise.

Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

the waifu age is upon us

Jordan Ramirez
Jordan Ramirez

finally all my dreams will come true

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

plumber snake.png

Jonathan Hall
Jonathan Hall

but the sperm must be 2D for that

I hope for you it's a girl so she can do your hair

Sebastian Jenkins
Sebastian Jenkins

parthenogenotes

parthenogenisis is when an egg splits without sperm

all they've done is taken one of those and then injected sperm into it after it split a few times

that's literally nothing to do with men having babies

Luke Ward
Luke Ward

that would honestly be adorable.

Sebastian Lewis
Sebastian Lewis

oh thanks reddit

but girls also are worse teens I heard

Anthony Rogers
Anthony Rogers

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

The most satisfying feeling I have felt in such along time, was sitting in the sun, at 7am, at the Leeds Festival, cigarette in one hand, beer in the other, just breathing in life.
Amazing.
Its a shame, really.

Andrew Myers
Andrew Myers

I'll just kick her out when she turns 13 and get another one.

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

But you know what. As cool as cigarettes and smoking look and feel. It really isn't cool to succumb and die from the effects of cigarettes.

Christian Reyes
Christian Reyes

yea aint it cool how life is only bearable when you're pumping yer body full of chemicals and not sober

i'll show you a snake

it's only a matter of time until I can cum directly into my computer or something

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

I mean. At the end of the day it is your free democratic right to wreck your body in whatever way you feel fit. Just my opinion famamalam

Ryan Gray
Ryan Gray

beset upon snake.png.

Lincoln Bennett
Lincoln Bennett

That amazing mechanism the brain has for denial. It is futher aided by substances.

Nolan Myers
Nolan Myers

Thanks Scoots.

Julian Phillips
Julian Phillips

but the daddy issues aren't great

I bet Japan is on it

Blake Torres
Blake Torres

I won't let her get attached. it'll be strictly for hair brushing purposes.

Christopher Howard
Christopher Howard

Thanks Welma. Call it high horsey. But I have my raisins.
If you wanna smoke. Go for it.
Just remember. The risks. The highly probable risks.

Ryan Brooks
Ryan Brooks

this is still my favorite one
it even rhymes
and it's cute

that part of my brain is fucking overworked to death, scoots
tis amazing indeed

I will literally sell all of my possessions and be homeless in japan just to fuck a 2d girl once

Mason Myers
Mason Myers

yeah this one is a great one.

Jack Taylor
Jack Taylor

that'll still have daddy issues silly

if I draw one on paper and let you get on with that can I get the money?

Grayson Turner
Grayson Turner

that sounds like something that will be their problem, not mine.

Zachary Nelson
Zachary Nelson

No, I mean thanks for getting that idea out of my head.

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

she comes back to haunt you!
that's the entire thing.
boys don't do that

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

I gotta get ready for work. I think it's gonna rain on me tonight ugh

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

I need to get over my illness asap. I have two freshly unopened bottles of rum to demolish and send my demons screaming.

Oh good. FYI someone I support at work, a chain smoker, they had half of their lung cut out over the weekend because of smoking related cancer.
And today when working with them they continued to chain smoke.
I suppose it couldn't possibly do any more harm.
But still.

Isaac Peterson
Isaac Peterson

then I'll just get a boy, dress them like a girl, and make him brush my hair.

bye maddie. have a nice shift.

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

Post the "piece of human garbage.webm".

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

suuure
that'll.. work?

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

YOU'RE A GREAT ONE
GOD
how are u gonna make a fuckable hole out of paper
tbh if u could pull that off id pay for it

i am literally drinking oxy because of how bad my back fucking hurts
it's nice
my eyes wont focus and i said some gay as hell shit to cup last night

do you mean this

Jeremiah Nguyen
Jeremiah Nguyen

isn't that your origin story?

why thank you, guero.

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

Thanks.

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

BOY HOWDY I SURE DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING A MILE AWAY WHEN YOU ASKED FOR THE WEBM

Jack Garcia
Jack Garcia

I'll get creative!
it can work, if you got cash

nooo!
I am a super normal boy

Ryder Reyes
Ryder Reyes

*girl

Cameron Howard
Cameron Howard

We all say gay shit to cuppers. It is like, the norm.

Chase White
Chase White

it's not the norm it's fucking harassment at this point.

Owen Cox
Owen Cox

when I look down I see different!

Mason King
Mason King

sure if you're a disgusting transphobe bigot maybe.

Cameron Parker
Cameron Parker

are you not wearing your dress today dear

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

I am not parlé to the ins and outs(lol) but I was meaning generally. Did guero sexually harass you? did you ask him his IRL name and he replied with a dad joke???

Cameron Watson
Cameron Watson

my thing was a joke. it's how I cope with being a dead inside failure at life.

Jonathan Thompson
Jonathan Thompson

lul

well, get to it!

saying "love you dude" is harassment
well that aint ever happening again

I'm not the norm around here tho
Unlike most of y'all I actually like girls

Chase Phillips
Chase Phillips

It's not harassment if you enjoy it.

Jeremiah Robinson
Jeremiah Robinson

I'm not..

nuhuh, wait.
im not wearing trousers cause its fucking 30 celcius

its hard to ship it though

Brayden Nelson
Brayden Nelson

oh yeah it's like 27 here. i'm completely naked.

Eli Gonzalez
Eli Gonzalez

holy shit the references in this show though

you know you'll say it again. it's only a matter of time.

of course you'd show up right now.

then you admit you're a girl.

Carter Scott
Carter Scott

Maybe daddy can buy you a new soul.... with material objects...

Unlike most of y'all I actually like girls

Some of us like girls too
Some of us are bisexual super heroes
SOME OF US GET TRIGGERED EASILY

Parker Young
Parker Young

Not my fault work dumped me at this time today.

Julian Fisher
Julian Fisher

I meant the filename you ended up using.

don't think they sell those anymore, scoots.

well I'm sure work will still want to be friends. there's plenty of fish in the sea.

Nolan Evans
Nolan Evans

horrible huh
I can't wait for winter, hoodie time must come.

nohooo!

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

that's fine. you don't have to admit it, because you know you are one.

Austin Williams
Austin Williams

F-fine.

Connor Kelly
Connor Kelly

Tokai isn't a girl. Tokai is a S I S S Y

Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

maybe the thrift store?

William Myers
William Myers

I'm not drunk enough to humor you.

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

she's both

Tyler Rogers
Tyler Rogers

just realizing the first conversation i ever had with tokai just now was about fucking paper onaholes and 2 grills
feels good man

Kevin Gomez
Kevin Gomez

this is why I'm well equipped to humor myself.

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

Shit!!! It was 99cents

Juan Sullivan
Juan Sullivan

doesn't fit.

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

A darker humor than most.

Bentley Rodriguez
Bentley Rodriguez

nice modest mouse lyrics

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

Bet you say that to all your chocolate daddies

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

whatever it takes to keep the 9mm advil away.

hi tp. thanks.

you're white as fuck, you ginger limey.

Christian Collins
Christian Collins

Would prefer if you didn't. You're one of the five I bother to talk to.

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

-GRUMP-

a day to remember

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

I was not eluding to myself, dear. I am not THAT deluded.

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

yes there are a disgusting number of people who apparently have similar views so I guess dark humor it is.

adorable.

well thank goodness for that.

OwO what's this

Josiah Brown
Josiah Brown

damn. this is nice, tp. very melancholy.

Sebastian Turner
Sebastian Turner

Hm hm hm.

Carson Cox
Carson Cox

Given my genetics consist of 99.5% White europe. Yeah. But also so much ginger.

Nice. What a fucking link fam.

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

time to brush teeth etc

I'll save this for friday with drinks

bluuh

Andrew Reed
Andrew Reed

Didn't give the second 'm'.

Oliver Morgan
Oliver Morgan

watching the day after tomorrow
laughing at the idea of it happening now
imagening alll the trump supporters dying as they cry against the wall voted to build.

lol

Kayden Nguyen
Kayden Nguyen

I know. but I have a vivid imagination so it's okay.

which means you should get the soul for yourself, now that I think about it.

make sure to get all the way back and don't forget to brush your tongue.

Robert Taylor
Robert Taylor

That is a good toaki

I don't want it. Why have a soul when it is destined for hell?

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

I would assume you do.

Carson Gutierrez
Carson Gutierrez

it's usually not a good thing.

that's a good point. all the brits are headed there anyway.

Owen Richardson
Owen Richardson

Stop imagining bad things then.

Brayden Thomas
Brayden Thomas

hi

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

that's what all the drinking, dark humor and constant distractions are for.

hello ducky.

Ryder Perry
Ryder Perry

Two of those things are depressing in general.

Ryan Morgan
Ryan Morgan

Having an adequate Wednesday?

Josiah Gutierrez
Josiah Gutierrez

You are incredibly good at spamming!

Christian Bailey
Christian Bailey

He's probably just sitting there doing nothing but frowning.

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

but they are depressing on my terms.

yeah it's a barrel of fun. what's up?

this is also nice.

James Phillips
James Phillips

I guess.

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

Are you saying there are other ways to sit?

Well I dont want to stick my head into the oven anymore. Still nauseous but baby steps!

hot

Gavin Phillips
Gavin Phillips

I suppose.

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

wouldnt have it any other way

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

well that's good to hear.

David Foster
David Foster

I assume.

Jayden Cox
Jayden Cox

Wednesday, September 14, 2016
4:49 PM - Gilgamesh: Have you even -not- posted in the last 24 hours?
4:50 PM - Cup is now Offline.

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

yeah I dunno it just shut itself off for some reason.

anyway, I slept for like 6 hours I think.

Jaxson Collins
Jaxson Collins

cupcake is a shitposting machine

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

I'm a love machine, guero.

and I won't work for nobody but you

Xavier Diaz
Xavier Diaz

I miss these.

Jason Anderson
Jason Anderson

Cupcake brand shitposting machine
Still uses AA batteries
in the year 2016

Jesus christ

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

nice trips

I didn't know Guy Clark had died until I searched for this. RIP. I saw him live a few years ago.

Ryder White
Ryder White

[sobbing audibly]

John Diaz
John Diaz

the AA stands for alcoholics anonymous.

as a joke.

I love his guitar sound.

Xavier Campbell
Xavier Campbell

These with like Pepsi Blue or Mountain Dew Pitch Black.

Aiden Davis
Aiden Davis

here you go,

Jeremiah Morris
Jeremiah Morris

night

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

Later, more Chinese Tokai.

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

the pitch black was fantastic.

when the current one finishes.

goodnight emily. feel better.

Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

I found "Pitch Black 2" in a shitty run down gas station a few days ago.

It had like 70 grams of sugar.

Benjamin Sullivan
Benjamin Sullivan

his voice is not what I normally look for, but I'm really enjoying it, tp.

not nearly enough grams.

Austin Nelson
Austin Nelson

in addition to the guitar, I mean.

Camden Hughes
Camden Hughes

how is this?

Ian Gomez
Ian Gomez

I had to go to the bathroom like seven times in an hour. It was hell.

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

Die die die

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

Why is he calmed Emily for?
Did he pretend to be a girl or something?

The sour one from like 2004?
Holy shit. You should've purchased it.

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

Hatate fell off her bike and got bruised up !

Liam Bailey
Liam Bailey

aren't you used to that from all the drinking? I pee like crazy when I drink.

that's the name I remember them most by. from back in the good old days. apparently he was also in the pony threads but I don't remember that.

Adam Myers
Adam Myers

It was two dollars.

It tasted great.

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

it's definitely nice. I'm not a big fan of country music really, but you've been posting some really good stuff.

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

stop telling me you are drinking
please
it makes me want to drink

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

I'm not currently drinking.

Jacob Butler
Jacob Butler

guess I should fix that, now that I'm thinking about it.

Christopher Morgan
Christopher Morgan

@Subtle

Blake Wood
Blake Wood

desu is here !!!

Daniel Bailey
Daniel Bailey

I've filled a 2 pint stein with rum and coke.

12 shots total.

Yes.

Jack Cruz
Jack Cruz

Is she gonna fuck him with the tea?

Adrian Kelly
Adrian Kelly

it's an onahole.

Tyler Young
Tyler Young

nani

Kayden Myers
Kayden Myers

well that's all the encouragement I needed. bottoms up.

nothing. just saying hi.

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

I thought he was ikt and just ikt.
But the ponies all call him Emily so I just assume he was one of those people that played the "im a girl irl" card.

I remember ordering some off Amazon in like 2008-2009 with a friend and going through a case of the bottles in a weekend.
It was great.

Kayden Nelson
Kayden Nelson

yeah cuz there's nothing i want on my dick more than scalding hot tea

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

bottoms up

Well that didn't take long for you huh.

Jesus Christ how are you alive

Cameron Cook
Cameron Cook

Nice meme

Landon Jones
Landon Jones

Thats exactly what I thought was happening.

Colton James
Colton James

Hello

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

IS THERE CENSORING ON THE FUCKING TEA PUSSY?

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

this is real country, not what it got turned into to make money. singer song writers with country accents.

Juan Perez
Juan Perez

I have no idea if he did or didn't. he certainly isn't now. I don't really associate a gender with any name anyone has around here. all names just come across as neutral to me over the internet because of how many people have names that don't match their gender, or any gender at all.

har.

har.

har.

guero wants the tea onahole this bad

no. stop calling everything a meme ffs.

fucking him with the tea would mean she would turn it into a dildo, dontcha know.

my my, it would appear so. I didn't really look very closely at it, I just found it amusing. you really are paying a lot of attention to this, aren't you? should I post the other pages for you?

Kayden Bennett
Kayden Bennett

Going to be a long night, Cup.

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

well that would explain why I'm enjoying it.

how's it going?

are you on call? or are you going to be joining me?

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

I'm in call with subtle and he's touching himself and calling me master

Cameron Ross
Cameron Ross

I'm always on call.

Just not primary for tonight, so I'm drinking all night.

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

But does he dick her?

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

How about no?

For fugs sake

Ayden Sullivan
Ayden Sullivan

quite the reversal of roles. very nice.

this is most joyous news. we should celebrate with even more alcohol.

no. she does put the onahole between her thighs and let him fuck that way, so kind of but not really.

Lucas Morgan
Lucas Morgan

She likes being treated like a good girl sometimes

Nolan Harris
Nolan Harris

Yes.

Mason Ward
Mason Ward

don't we all? lucky subtle.

Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

Not true
Desu's fat butt broke his chair though

Camden Fisher
Camden Fisher

tfw off call on friday
soon

That's right get mad, nerd!

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

IT WAS BROKEN WHEN I FOUND IT ON THE STREET
She's a very good girl

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

Nice.

Jeremiah Sanders
Jeremiah Sanders

Oh well, I found one where he does fuck her.

Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

I'm going to pretend it is true because it's amusing.

I'd rather get really fucking drunk and maybe die

make sure to spank her if she misbehaves.

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

very nice. I'd rather find one with felix though.

John Turner
John Turner

Spanking and slapping is her reward though

James Johnson
James Johnson

Me, Prof and maybe Esquire are going to get drunk and it's gonna be okay

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

I can find it myself, thank you
also I'm not a pedophile

Parker Flores
Parker Flores

only maybe

Juan Smith
Juan Smith

Okay.

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

But that doesn't exist. I hate life.

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

oh my. how delightful.

she's like 300 so it's totally fine.

there's still another episode of re:zero so I kinda wanna live to see that.

Ryan Jackson
Ryan Jackson

Indeed

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

New.

Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

And then
new season announced

Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

out of ice. I'll punish myself by drinking far more than I meant to after I get some.

David Baker
David Baker

I WANT!!!!!!

Blake Harris
Blake Harris

Blake Young
Blake Young

I leave you with this.

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

Hue I didn't go to sleep.

BUT I DID FIX
[00:33:10.118] VER_1_0_791_2_STEAM
[00:33:10.118] Script loaded
[00:34:03.412] Initializing steering wheel
[00:34:03.561] Initializing Force Feedback
[00:34:03.561] Init FF SUCCESS
[00:34:03.561] Init FF Effects on axis X
[00:34:03.561] Init FF Effects SUCCESS
[00:34:03.561] Initializing wheel success

Jose Morales
Jose Morales

How do I not sad?

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page