The song of slave and miscreants

Parker Martinez
Parker Martinez

The song of slave and miscreants.

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

ffs scanner

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

cuppers post about shitty day so i can post a stock hugging image at you

Robert Turner
Robert Turner

I'm do

Jayden Price
Jayden Price

no. just do that anyway.

Mason Wilson
Mason Wilson

dsafsdfasdfasdfsd
Fuck your new thread.

Since it's legally sold as rum then it's over 50% sugarcane.
Since it just says a second distillation, I assume it's 10-30% in total sugar origin.

It's kind of sketchy, though. Since that's how cheap whiskeys and tequilas get around it: it's all added in later distillations because weird loophole bullshit that means it's way less of what it's supposed to be but it's weighted weirdly.

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

Second fermentations and distillations are generally sketch to me.

Especially if they bring it up as a selling point.

Aaron Gonzalez
Aaron Gonzalez

this could have been for you. you're would have been the one on the right, cause soulless

Jeremiah Robinson
Jeremiah Robinson

fine tp I didn't want your stock image hug anyway

Charles Brown
Charles Brown

I want to be a modern day slave trader, selling guest workers to rich arab countries.

Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Gonzalez

thanks subtle.

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

I miss when tp loved me like subtle apparently does.

David Hill
David Hill

pourin' one out for those days, homie.

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

So.......You want a more subtle love?

Charles Rodriguez
Charles Rodriguez

there's a point where things have gone too far and you have passed it a while ago, tracer. friends don't let friends tell such bad jokes while drunk.

Henry King
Henry King

yeah whatever fuck you man. I see how it is.

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

Just like the word "infused/infusion" on any alcohol.
Sure, there's a few good ones but it's the most meaningless word because for most alcohols, it has no metrics that could mean anything from distilled with it originally, added at a later distillation, or just straight up thrown in there when it was finished.

Gin is the only one I'm aware of that even has proper terms for when aromatics or infusions are even added to them.

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

Are you trying to make me go blind again, Tracer?

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

~

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

awoo

Xavier Foster
Xavier Foster

You're welcome to try and stop me.

Sucks that Gin is terrible.

Again

Sebastian Lee
Sebastian Lee

!

Connor Myers
Connor Myers

no awoo
350!

Levi Cruz
Levi Cruz

Cups Awoo

Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

Gin is boring but it's the nostalgic type of boring.

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

Is this new thread?
I just need a hug.

Did I do good?

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

Sucks that Gin is terrible.

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

Yeah, for gin and tonics and shit like that.

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

at least you linked properly. but you have to put more links. not just two.

cups needs more alcohol

what does that mean

Leo Barnes
Leo Barnes

it's almost as good as hmmms

Elijah Cruz
Elijah Cruz

You drink Admiral Nelson and Popov.
Shut up.

Dylan Campbell
Dylan Campbell

no I don't. I don't even know what the fuck those are.

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

$350 penalty..

lewd

Ayden Wood
Ayden Wood

can't stop me. awoo.

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

Dirt cheap, shitty rum and vodka, respectively.

Kayden Long
Kayden Long

sMore?!

Brody Clark
Brody Clark

Popov

Well I mean it doesn't cost much so there is kinda a legit reason to drink it in some circumstances

Lucas Thompson
Lucas Thompson

Lewddog!

William Gonzalez
William Gonzalez

Literal slut.

Oliver Price
Oliver Price

delete overwatch cuz youre in debt 700

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

I drink decidedly inexpensive but not shit quality alcohols, thank you very much. they are comfortably above shit quality. and I mix anyway so who cares.

s'more alcohol yes

this has ever been a question when exactly?

gonna double install overwatch and awoo

Connor Torres
Connor Torres

I figured it would be more insulting because I myself haven't called you one.

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

no because you have to have pride in your alcohol to get drunk or something perhaps maybe probably

Ryder Miller
Ryder Miller

I'm going to bed.
Wish me good night.

Anthony Roberts
Anthony Roberts

factual statements aren't really insults.
I will not be slut shamed. which is a shame in and of itself, because I rather enjoy being shamed.

Michael Parker
Michael Parker

goodnight, rin. sleep well.

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

Bye

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

Because you take it as a fetish, and not an insult.

Jacob James
Jacob James

It's not fun to drink if what you're drinking is terrible.

Michael Howard
Michael Howard

what, being a slut? it's not a fetish, it's just because I like sex.

excellent.

James Bailey
James Bailey

What are you drinking?

Landon Evans
Landon Evans

Good night rin

Anthony Gutierrez
Anthony Gutierrez

Absorbing life essence through your ass isn't sex, it's a sin.

Cooper Russell
Cooper Russell

You got some hmms stuck in your hair.
Have some class.

Hudson Ross
Hudson Ross

vodka and lemonade

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. the sinners have much more fun"

tracer tells me he likes it that way and I'm not allowed to wash until he goes to bed.

Liam Powell
Liam Powell

ky

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

rude

Charles Gomez
Charles Gomez

What happened to all the hmms, anyway?

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

you stole that pic from smlies

Gavin Rogers
Gavin Rogers

I should get some vodka

but vodka is pretty gross

Cooper Allen
Cooper Allen

Billy Joel sucks.

Except for a lot of his songs.

Smiles stole that trip from Tsuchi.

Hudson Wood
Hudson Wood

smLies
apt

Levi Gray
Levi Gray

Kinky.

I saved this image a while back.
I was the one that told them to make that folder.

Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

it's amazing. and you're supposed to mix it.

I was about to be very mad because of
DIFFERENT OPINIONS

the man is a genius.

the only way I'll even consider playing.

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

No.

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

you're awfully lewd today.

Ayden Edwards
Ayden Edwards

every time I have been way too drunk has been caused by vodka

Nicholas Morgan
Nicholas Morgan

I guuuuuuueeeeessss

Ryder Cooper
Ryder Cooper

try drinking less of it.

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

especially "the stranger" and "glass houses"

those albums are both perfection.

Michael Diaz
Michael Diaz

tfw everyone ITT has cybered smiles except you

Nathan Edwards
Nathan Edwards

But it sneaks up on me, man!

Jonathan Gonzalez
Jonathan Gonzalez

Albums

Wow what a nerd.

Should probably kill yourself.

John Roberts
John Roberts

cybering a girl

not cybering as the girl

disgusting.

Gabriel Jenkins
Gabriel Jenkins

*pat*

Easton Evans
Easton Evans

go slower?

he doesn't listen to albums in full as intended

I am actually, genuinely triggered right now.

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

you will never cyber Cupcake as Bruce Springsteen

Jeremiah Hughes
Jeremiah Hughes

What TB said

Kayden Diaz
Kayden Diaz

Where's the fun with that?

Joseph Perez
Joseph Perez

FUCKING LET IT GO TSUCHI

Aaron Morales
Aaron Morales

you can cyber cupcake this very second
don't lie to yourself

Angel Ortiz
Angel Ortiz

I've been feeling needy

yes

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

you actually have a good point.

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

So?

Go away.

Asher Kelly
Asher Kelly

aren't you always needy?

he's one of the few who I'd turn down and there's literally no way in hell he'd want to anyway.

Aaron Moore
Aaron Moore

a needle pulling thread.

Owen Robinson
Owen Robinson

TB go away

How many in are you?

Landon Bennett
Landon Bennett

Hm.

Levi Cox
Levi Cox

a couple. was going slowish, picking up speed now though. I tend to go fairly slow and pace myself because I have a lot of experience at this and like to stay drunk as long as possible with as few side effects.

yesssssss

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

Cupcake doesn't like me for not wanting his ass.

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

why not tsuchi
he is a moderately handsome fellow isn't he

I don't think that's the case
i don't want his ass either and he loves me

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

Wish the rain would come back so I could sleep.

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

goddamn i wish my weed guy would call me. i'm starting to get borderline tdtd

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

make me~

no :c

hmmph

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

he is a moderately handsome fellow isn't he

Julian Gutierrez
Julian Gutierrez

I tend to go too fast and have a low tolerance, so things tend to go weird

David Taylor
David Taylor

eh
maybe i'm thinking of someone else
who knows

Luke Cox
Luke Cox

Too lewd

Zachary Walker
Zachary Walker

I don't feel like driving downtown and punching every fat autistic kid I see at the moment.

Gabriel Bailey
Gabriel Bailey

I didn't mean it to be insulting, baka.

sleeping while the rain is going is fucking top tier.

you cheered me right up with that one guero.

just kidding I feel like shit but that was funny as hell

you gotta go slower then. simple as that.

Henry Williams
Henry Williams

Yo.

Ryder Turner
Ryder Turner

How big are you?

Eli Long
Eli Long

hello maddie.

Joseph Reyes
Joseph Reyes

Daily reminder to stay ____

William Scott
William Scott

The American "The Office" is terrible.

We have a hate filled relationship.

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

Evening Welmas

But alcohol is gross, so gotta just get it over with

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

same

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

nope.

opinions

this song is very nice.

MIX IT

Hudson Diaz
Hudson Diaz

Lucky?

Zachary Wright
Zachary Wright

The only positive thing about living here.

No, wait, it rains far more in England or Ireland.

Florida sucks.

But alcohol is gross, so gotta just get it over with
Mix it you fucking idiot.

Alexander Evans
Alexander Evans

I doooo!
Still gross!

Jason Hughes
Jason Hughes

Make me a drink!

Nolan Wright
Nolan Wright

Hihi^^ Whatcha up to tonight?

Moogs~

Hello, stranger :p

Cato! How's it been~?

Landon Cruz
Landon Cruz

i am glad to be of service
we can play overwatch soon if you want

hugh
mungus

at least you HAVE a relationship ;;

Robert James
Robert James

I've got another migraine going on

Can I just die for a bit until it's over?

I wouldn't call myself THAT lucky

Landon Barnes
Landon Barnes

I don't know what you're talking about~

I'm not fat, nor autistic. And I'm 21. Stop being a dick.

;w;

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

Up and down
Currently in the middle

you?

That isn't a size, it's a name!

Are you really irish?

Connor Richardson
Connor Richardson

hi

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

plus both of those places are just plain better. well. ireland probably still is. good luck trying to have a good time in englandistan.

put less alcohol in the drink. solves both problems you seem to have.

just drinking. been a bad day. how about you?

anyone else around to play? two person is pretty meh.

no. no dying allowed if I have to suffer through this waking world.

hart

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

See, right there!
Super lewd!

!!

Chase Rodriguez
Chase Rodriguez

But then how do I force myself to acclimate and build tolerance?

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

I'm what some would call yes

I CANT MOVE MY HEAD
IT'S SPREADING TO MY STOMACH
WAKE ME UP

Easton Robinson
Easton Robinson

Figure it out you cunt.

Not fat
Ehhh
Not autistic
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm 21
So, a kid.

God I wish I lived in Ireland.

Aiden Sanders
Aiden Sanders

!?

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

it's better not to have it anyway. getting drunk faster means you spend less on booze.

if you feel good enough to post you feel good enough for school!

me too. I'd fit right in with my luscious red hair.

let's get a flat together. I'll cook and do the housework and you can hmm me real good when you get home from work.

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

People call you yes?

You could help me!
It'll be fun!

!!<3

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

Always tryin to make me get alcohol blindness.

Noah Turner
Noah Turner

It's one of his first singles.

I don't want to break Cupcake's heart more than it's already been destroyed.

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

How vague^^

I'm alright. Just got home from my long shift welcome back from a long weekend. That first day is always the hardest haha

-licks-

Ah, sorry to hear :(

I'm alright. Finally home laying in bed. Sober.

Hello.

Thanks for the +1

Robert Sanchez
Robert Sanchez

But then I am gone faster than my friends

I dont like drinking enough to not do it at least simi-socially

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

can't break what's been shattered so much it no longer exists.

I need to listen to more bruce.

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

If you're too sick for school you're too sick for your soul!

Well no
What was the question again?

Julian Mitchell
Julian Mitchell

no worries. it'll be okay in the end, just a shitty situation going on right now.

sober and tired I assume? did you have a good day?

reaper to his children

Joshua Phillips
Joshua Phillips

Yesterday was stressful because I got super nervous about sending out graduate school emails and getting ready for the GED, which I probably should have already taken.

Today was better, but I still havent sent out the e-mails

ur gay!

whatever you called yourself yes for

Michael Russell
Michael Russell

fuck off

nope

im innocent

<3

Jaxon Williams
Jaxon Williams

Fun fact. My last roommate gained 30 points in 2 months from my cooking. Because it's delicious and not healthy.

So if you can out-cook me you can stay.

Buy a full bottle of Jack Daniels.
Buy a shity-ton of coke.
Mix together until you get to a consistency you like.

There you go.

I'm not making you drink ethanol.

Luke Flores
Luke Flores

Reaper would be the best step-dad

For being irish, yes

I am Irish yes

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

I was here first. Go away.

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

yeah im a naughty little fag

Charles Sullivan
Charles Sullivan

drinking on a weekday

I thought you weren't anymore tho

William Wilson
William Wilson

seriously tho you lewd af tonight

no I changed my mind after hearing that. you cook, I'll work, you hmm me while I eat.

"my wife's son came out as gay today and I couldn't be more proud"

cuck reaper

John Baker
John Baker

No.

Bitch.

Camden Young
Camden Young

Cupcake is like, less sober than Soto.

Kayden Young
Kayden Young

how about you mind your business.

Jose Sullivan
Jose Sullivan

Look, a dick! Dicks are lewd!

That's what I'm doing with rum and OJ right now

How irish?

Yeah, that

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

Reaper would slow clap at his wife's son coming out

and then shadow step out of his life

Grayson Morales
Grayson Morales

Tracer and Nezi need to hatefuck already.

Anthony Howard
Anthony Howard

Getting food and hmm's without working

You're paying for all the rent then.

You're just upset that I don't want to meet you, because I'm literally the closest one to you.

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

rum and oj

Ew.

I would need to get my hatchet out of the shed.

Jace Fisher
Jace Fisher

IT'S JUST BECAUSE MY WEED GUY IS TAKING FOREVER

HOME

BOY

Aaron Adams
Aaron Adams

I'm onto your ploys.

Landon Brooks
Landon Brooks

Enough I'm just straight up mixed eurotrash let's be honest here

Noah Gutierrez
Noah Gutierrez

awkward

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

it's probably just your imagination

look, no genitalia in this image

not lewd, see?

no, you're kinda mean

and a lot older
and your interests are:
drinking
smoking
???

no thanks

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

typical mexican

and cato for good measure

I literally just said I would be the one working learn to fucking read or this is not going to work out.

Blake Perez
Blake Perez

Not trusting me

You wound me.

David Baker
David Baker

I just have rum and burbon because I am dumb and ABC stores are dumb

Isn't everyone, to some point

You just told me to!

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

random ass person from church I never go to wants to drop off a loaf of bread

the fuck

Christian Diaz
Christian Diaz

Yeah, that's not very lewd

maybe I was mistaken

Levi Evans
Levi Evans

ABC is fine.

Julian Reed
Julian Reed

body of christ you cuck

Luke Perry
Luke Perry

Wanna talk about it?

Yes, I'm always tired. It was okay I guess. Over now.

lmk if you need to vent or something on steam.

Wait, you did college without a ged? How does that work?

Mind your ps and qs

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

what about it

Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

Ice wall the border
Repears can't shadow step into the map

Yeah but i was obsessed with it enough to make it my moniker for ever

Y-Yeah a "loaf" of "bread"

Ethan Scott
Ethan Scott

hi and stuff...

Easton Smith
Easton Smith

Just seems like you're in a mood.

Jackson Richardson
Jackson Richardson

hello lizzie or whatever your trap name is

Brandon Gray
Brandon Gray

I don't need to vent but if you're curious about what happened I can tell you over steam or text. it's just bleh, but I don't want you to worry about it.

I assume it's homemade so I said yes, but it's still a fucking weird ass thing to do. I don't think I've even met this person. how did they even get my phone number?

you idiot no one wants them to stay

Robert Moore
Robert Moore

what kind of mood

Aiden Cook
Aiden Cook

that's sama

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

Take it, bread is awesome

ABC is dumb when the only one is on the other side of the next town over

In Houston I could go a block away. A private liquor store would make a killing here

I meant GRE

Like I said, working on grad school stuff. NASA should help, either way

Why not for later?

Evening, user

Leo King
Leo King

true. wish I had jam.

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

You gotta clean the house too.

Robert Bell
Robert Bell

That's why I said INTO

Because I'd forget?

Carter Hernandez
Carter Hernandez

got me bro. christ works in mysterious ways

Cooper Brown
Cooper Brown

ABC would be cheaper than them.

Matthew Jenkins
Matthew Jenkins

WHOOOPS

John Lewis
John Lewis

pls... my lezzy pet name is Bruce

hey Cato. whats up man

Benjamin Rodriguez
Benjamin Rodriguez

see? nothing lewd here at all

Adrian Roberts
Adrian Roberts

your food better be fucking phenomenal if I have to work and clean the fucking house.

oh I assumed you meant he was in america trying to get out.

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

how dare you confuse me with user posts user

Chase Allen
Chase Allen

yea... i cleaned my shit, forgot to repopulate a tripcode... its just me

...just lil ol sama

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

Do they have scuppernongs on the worstcoast?
scuppernong/muscadine season is wrapping up, so there are a lot of preserves being sold

Of course you would

Is it?
I couldn't tell much of a difference

drinking and posting
you?

That one is lewd!
You should make sure to post it when Neko is around

Aiden Campbell
Aiden Campbell

i shouldve like taken the chii trip or something just to screw with you... meh

missed opportunity

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

i came up with a new thing to call you. user obama

cause nigger lover

#DadJokes

Nolan Edwards
Nolan Edwards

Only kinda
You don't know my age
I don't smoke

Well, one for five.

Beer battered bacon wrapped cheddar stuffed all beef hot-dogs.

Because you're dumb.

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

no I have no idea what you're even talking about

Jack Cruz
Jack Cruz

Well alright then.

A shitty one probably. I'm probably way off.

I don't even know what that is lol

If nasa should help you're probably in good hands though^^

Charles Phillips
Charles Phillips

just home... not drinking tonight, saving that for the weekend. im tired and i had a shit day.... i need an attaboy and someone to wipe my butt

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

He shadow steps back to mexico to escape his wife's son in tequila, only to find an ice wall stopping him from coming back in
many pains right now

I forgot everything already

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

i hope that slag rots in hell for unleashing beepop on us

Elijah Sullivan
Elijah Sullivan

okay fine I'll clean.

yer darn right it's alright then

take some fucking medicine for it already

Eli Green
Eli Green

ohoo its funny because obama is black and i dig black chicks ohoo

Wyatt Bennett
Wyatt Bennett

this is going in confusing directions

im in a very good mood

Levi Martin
Levi Martin

HA

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

nailed it

Nathaniel Price
Nathaniel Price

Cup wants my all-beef hotdog so bad he'll, instantly submit to my demands

Ahuehuehue

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

I did, advil can only do so much!
I actually have no choice but to sit here and whine about it

Evan Gomez
Evan Gomez

exclusively black chicks, or you just don't avoid black chicks?

Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

finally get a reaction out of you... mr stone face

fuckin a man... glad we could sort that out. now what?

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

yeah it's real hard to get me to submit to demands

Tyler Smith
Tyler Smith

exclusively

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

I'm hsppy to fuck up everything, fancy to cybering with me

Hudson James
Hudson James

Turning into a fetish thing

Don't be gross Cup.

Liam James
Liam James

and you're filtered for not knowing how to count :^)

none of my images are lewd baka

Caleb James
Caleb James

they part of my type... im talking to a white girl right now (with hispanic traits) but like yea. i do have preferences

Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

or I just care about convenience over price

They are a kind of grape and they are the best
I would be surprised if you didn't have muscadines, look for muscadine preserves

It is the stupid standardized test you take to go to grad school
basically college SAT

I just gotta actually do things

you're an attaboy!

good job

yeah, keep posting not lewd images!

Michael Fisher
Michael Fisher

this is boring

Jack Fisher
Jack Fisher

Oh no, how will I ever cope with being filtered by the kid who only comes here to blog to people.

What will I dooooooo

Or dumb.

Christian Sanders
Christian Sanders

advil

not excedrin migraine

you deserve every second of pain.

I don't always say hi to everyone all the time ya know. I usually respond to who responds to me.

hello.

look with a sub rating that high you know it's gotta bleed into other areas of life without being a fetish thing.

I doubt you can type well enough to cyber right now, to be perfectly honest

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

hooray, ill take it! thanks bunches cato, youre a trooper

Jeremiah Rivera
Jeremiah Rivera

maybe you should say yo again to get replies

Justin Long
Justin Long

oh hi you must be new to these threads

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

Aight

Parker Parker
Parker Parker

Let me entertaun you, Elma>>1335996

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

Fine.

I just better not see scented candles everywhere.

Joshua Bennett
Joshua Bennett

one more

Aiden Rogers
Aiden Rogers

but we're having a conversation right now :^)

LOL REKT EX DEEEEEEEEEEEE!!1

Blake Parker
Blake Parker

I prefer strawberry preserves anyway, actually.

so you want the house to smell like dude all the time? come on tracer think with your fucking head for once.

Carson Ramirez
Carson Ramirez

You too!

I'm not well stocked on medicine.
Also my liver doesn't take most painkillers well kek

Adrian Powell
Adrian Powell

well thanks so much for gracing me with an emotional reaction your majesty....
royal pain in the ass more like

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

wonderful, glad we could clear that up... its important to me were on the same page you and I

Tyler Sanchez
Tyler Sanchez

oh I forgot about that. now I feel bad. except I don't because your life is bitchin' with all the debt and health problems :^)

maybe if every conversation with you didn't go like this I'd say hi to you more your royal stuckupness.

Aiden Wright
Aiden Wright

Oh no, truly I have been outsmarted. Only now in your proof of growing a pair will I agree to meet with you in real life.

"Clean" and " french bordello" are two different things.

Jace Peterson
Jace Peterson

excedrin migraine
ALL EXCEDRIN IS THE SAME.
MIGRAINE JUST HAS MORE CAFFEINE AND ASPIRIN.

John Baker
John Baker

I'll only get the fresh linen scent, how about that mister fussy?

Asher Diaz
Asher Diaz

I totally agree, otherwise misunderstandings could happen

Jayden Nelson
Jayden Nelson

and if you leave it alone long enough it turns into alcohol, faggot.

Christian Jackson
Christian Jackson

Vidya?

or whatever that thing was that I just said!

Now what're you gonna do?

That's not lewd!

You've never tried these!

Yeah, me too!

Xavier Baker
Xavier Baker

maybe if we didnt return a greeting with some false sense of entitlement it wouldnt lean in that direction inevitably...

tit for tat they say

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

It'll do.

Wyatt Garcia
Wyatt Garcia

Image

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

I'm confident I will still prefer strawberries

I can't talk to you when you're like this. you're like a gosh damn woman with all your unreasonable expectations.

see, compromise is the foundation of any successful platonic flatmate arrangement.

Charles Allen
Charles Allen

how lewd

Gavin Murphy
Gavin Murphy

That's right give me ALL that free pity UNF

I'd just be drinking it off right now, but lmao on-call

oh well, you can laugh at my life with me~

Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-You ...nn...

John Nguyen
John Nguyen

pat myself on the back for a job well done... promise to pleasure myself later during my personal time... i try to pencil it in but im usually ok with it without advanced panning

Leo Gutierrez
Leo Gutierrez

yeah I don't want to though

like I said you're older and an alcoholic

yep :)

Easton Gonzalez
Easton Gonzalez

SUCK IT HAMEL

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

and i cant talk to you when youre like this with youre dismissive and general lack of a tip of the hand toward a positive conversation

Angel Murphy
Angel Murphy

Maybe this won't last very long

Smile!

...<3

Your boob is showing

that one too!

Kayden Evans
Kayden Evans

Yes yes. Usual rules apply. If you need the flat to yourself to "Impress" someone you need to hand me 20 bucks so I can entertain myself for a few hours. I don't abide by the sock on the doorhandle rule. Simpler to have the other person away.

And you're a kid who doesn't know what a joke is. makes it easier to call you autistic.

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

Did you just <3 at me?

Well <3 you too buddy

Christian Lopez
Christian Lopez

i am happy at the moment

and kinda high

and also horny

Isaiah Kelly
Isaiah Kelly

yea, i like strutting around during my naked time

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

s-source

Joshua Russell
Joshua Russell

jerking off to 2D

Oliver Walker
Oliver Walker

too busy laughing at my own

but that's how almost all conversations with me go, user

well I guess we'll never know

fair enough. I'd say the same goes for you but you'll never bring anyone back because you'll be too busy being drunk and old and bitter. EEEY OOOOOOH

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

and also horny

when are you not tho

Cooper Cooper
Cooper Cooper

There's a lot of 3D stuff that's weirder

Grayson Morgan
Grayson Morgan

Trust nobody. Not even you're self.

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

You could have fooled me!
Smile more!

Yeah, fuck you!

It's nice to feel the breeze

But you feel so right!

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

tfw my weed guy said it would be 8:30ish and it's 9:30ish. fucking drug dealers mang

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

so why are you taking me to task for what can be summed up as an ongoing YOU problem...

Jacob Moore
Jacob Moore

i dont want to be a man
i will let you know
whyyyyy

Adam White
Adam White

wait what

because I'm a horrible person.

James Ramirez
James Ramirez

Well shit
Well I'll be over here laughing at MY own

Wow what the fuck man

Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Lopez

If I was in Ireland I'd be looking for Irish pussy daily.

For shame, and I called you brother.

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

It's not untrue

Brody Jenkins
Brody Jenkins

better call his dispatch center for an eta...

Ayden Moore
Ayden Moore

perfect. my fetish is people who aren't into it at all.

no. you need to laugh at mine too. it's a two person job, minimum.

irish chicks are great because you can slap them around and they think it's normal.

Oliver Russell
Oliver Russell

i know... and its ok.

youre allowed to be that guy if you want to, its fine.

Aaron Phillips
Aaron Phillips

thanks user, I knew you'd understand.

so what's up?

Logan Price
Logan Price

You need dressmakers like me.

Luis Price
Luis Price

Well that's common with any Catholic.

Kayden Brooks
Kayden Brooks

i did. voicemail'd that negro. hate to bother you man but just checking in seeing if we're close

i'm getting a little too drunk to drive two towns over tbh

Blake Scott
Blake Scott

Because I worry when you're all frowny

I could be wrong..

<3

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

oh snap you took my offensive joke and made it like ten times better.

I'm just drunk and confused.

Tyler Evans
Tyler Evans

Once i can move my neck I will let off a hearty laugh with you

Until then I must shield my eyes from the blinding light of my body's shortcomings. And the fact that my eyes are burning

Mixed messages

Ryan Walker
Ryan Walker

But Milan is woman, did better than a man. Taught them shit.

Lincoln Sanchez
Lincoln Sanchez

here begins the cordial conversation stage

hey, thanks for asking. not much really. got trentemoller plating in the background. closing out a few minor things from the day and stuffing my face with supper. how about you?

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

I try.

The magic of alcohol.

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

at this point I legit think you should maybe go to bed and lie down or something.

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

...is that cats licking jizz off of a girl?
What the fuck?

Jaxon Rogers
Jaxon Rogers

Maybe I've been hoping too hard

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

A monkey still can teach tricks

Carson Hall
Carson Hall

ask to speak with his supervisor, let him know you will be filing an escalation report with client services

Noah Torres
Noah Torres

gotta pretend to be a normal human so they don't catch on.

sounds like a nice end to the day. mine was horrible but whatever. just drinking and trying to get past shit.

more like that. your earlier attempts at humor were painful.

it's probably milk but that doesn't really make it much better

cato ffs I'm so confused right now

Easton Roberts
Easton Roberts

because its cute, I guess?

But I've gone this far!

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

Because they were aimed at you, no doubt.

Jace Murphy
Jace Murphy

alcohol is an excellent solution... also exercise, violent masturbation and homicide

Andrew Thompson
Andrew Thompson

are you drunk?

no no, I appreciate a good jab at me as long as it's actually clever

Benjamin Kelly
Benjamin Kelly

>>cats eating jizz is cute
What the fuck, man?

Angel Bell
Angel Bell

I might do the masturbation thing later if I don't have whiskey dick.

James Bennett
James Bennett

fucking bigots.

Hunter Roberts
Hunter Roberts

Probably, I've kinda just been staring through my monitor

do NOT cook the rish

Cooper Price
Cooper Price

Hm.

Joseph Parker
Joseph Parker

>>>/bed/

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

limits the options really to exercise and homicide then...

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

oh my

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

but I'm not interested in either of those.

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

It's more than I hoped for

Cats are cute and girl is cute so cats + girl = more cute

Math, man, math!

yummy

Bentley Cook
Bentley Cook

Only when the house is cleaned.

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

C O N F U S E D

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

texted me back "Sorry man everything is working against me today I won't be home for awhile can we hook up tomaro"

this is what i get for getting back on the drugs

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

it's worth it for those sweet hmms

Robert Ortiz
Robert Ortiz

Fiiiine
I will descend into the ever ending horror that is restful sleeps

Not yummy

Rip me

Samuel Lewis
Samuel Lewis

I DONT CARE WHAT CONSEQUENCE IT BRINGS

dont ripyou
just mm you

Ryan Young
Ryan Young

better hope that booze does the trick then... damn

not wise to settle on one solution

hahaha drug dealers... no scheduling accountability

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

Only go 'hm', though.

Justin Howard
Justin Howard

No. It is time for me to rip in peas

Good bey

Chase Thompson
Chase Thompson

sleep well ducky. feel better.

so you are drunk

when it's booze it is. for me at least.

no I want two mms.

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Angel Diaz
Angel Diaz

im realizing that wasabi sauce is good on just about anything

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

HA. fucking get rekt again tsuchi

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

IT'S THE FUCKING WORST. THE ONE THING I DONT MISS ABOUT BEING A POTHEAD. AND NOW IM DRUNK CAUSE I WAS EXCITED ABOUT GETTING WEED. FUCK

Carter Russell
Carter Russell

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