The song of slave and miscreants.
The song of slave and miscreants
cuppers post about shitty day so i can post a stock hugging image at you
no. just do that anyway.
Fuck your new thread.
Since it's legally sold as rum then it's over 50% sugarcane.
Since it just says a second distillation, I assume it's 10-30% in total sugar origin.
It's kind of sketchy, though. Since that's how cheap whiskeys and tequilas get around it: it's all added in later distillations because weird loophole bullshit that means it's way less of what it's supposed to be but it's weighted weirdly.
Second fermentations and distillations are generally sketch to me.
Especially if they bring it up as a selling point.
this could have been for you. you're would have been the one on the right, cause soulless
fine tp I didn't want your stock image hug anyway
I want to be a modern day slave trader, selling guest workers to rich arab countries.
I miss when tp loved me like subtle apparently does.
pourin' one out for those days, homie.
So.......You want a more subtle love?
there's a point where things have gone too far and you have passed it a while ago, tracer. friends don't let friends tell such bad jokes while drunk.
yeah whatever fuck you man. I see how it is.
Just like the word "infused/infusion" on any alcohol.
Sure, there's a few good ones but it's the most meaningless word because for most alcohols, it has no metrics that could mean anything from distilled with it originally, added at a later distillation, or just straight up thrown in there when it was finished.
Gin is the only one I'm aware of that even has proper terms for when aromatics or infusions are even added to them.
Are you trying to make me go blind again, Tracer?
You're welcome to try and stop me.
Sucks that Gin is terrible.
Gin is boring but it's the nostalgic type of boring.
Is this new thread?
I just need a hug.
Did I do good?
Sucks that Gin is terrible.
Yeah, for gin and tonics and shit like that.
at least you linked properly. but you have to put more links. not just two.
cups needs more alcohol
what does that mean
it's almost as good as hmmms
You drink Admiral Nelson and Popov.
no I don't. I don't even know what the fuck those are.
can't stop me. awoo.
Dirt cheap, shitty rum and vodka, respectively.
Well I mean it doesn't cost much so there is kinda a legit reason to drink it in some circumstances
delete overwatch cuz youre in debt 700
I drink decidedly inexpensive but not shit quality alcohols, thank you very much. they are comfortably above shit quality. and I mix anyway so who cares.
s'more alcohol yes
this has ever been a question when exactly?
gonna double install overwatch and awoo
I figured it would be more insulting because I myself haven't called you one.
no because you have to have pride in your alcohol to get drunk or something perhaps maybe probably
I'm going to bed.
Wish me good night.
factual statements aren't really insults.
I will not be slut shamed. which is a shame in and of itself, because I rather enjoy being shamed.
goodnight, rin. sleep well.
Because you take it as a fetish, and not an insult.
It's not fun to drink if what you're drinking is terrible.
what, being a slut? it's not a fetish, it's just because I like sex.
What are you drinking?
Good night rin
Absorbing life essence through your ass isn't sex, it's a sin.
You got some hmms stuck in your hair.
Have some class.
vodka and lemonade
"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. the sinners have much more fun"
tracer tells me he likes it that way and I'm not allowed to wash until he goes to bed.
What happened to all the hmms, anyway?
you stole that pic from smlies
I should get some vodka
but vodka is pretty gross
Billy Joel sucks.
Except for a lot of his songs.
Smiles stole that trip from Tsuchi.
I saved this image a while back.
I was the one that told them to make that folder.
it's amazing. and you're supposed to mix it.
I was about to be very mad because of
the man is a genius.
the only way I'll even consider playing.
you're awfully lewd today.
every time I have been way too drunk has been caused by vodka
try drinking less of it.
especially "the stranger" and "glass houses"
those albums are both perfection.
tfw everyone ITT has cybered smiles except you
But it sneaks up on me, man!
Wow what a nerd.
Should probably kill yourself.
cybering a girl
not cybering as the girl
he doesn't listen to albums in full as intended
I am actually, genuinely triggered right now.
you will never cyber Cupcake as Bruce Springsteen
What TB said
Where's the fun with that?
FUCKING LET IT GO TSUCHI
you can cyber cupcake this very second
don't lie to yourself
I've been feeling needy
you actually have a good point.
aren't you always needy?
he's one of the few who I'd turn down and there's literally no way in hell he'd want to anyway.
a needle pulling thread.
TB go away
How many in are you?
a couple. was going slowish, picking up speed now though. I tend to go fairly slow and pace myself because I have a lot of experience at this and like to stay drunk as long as possible with as few side effects.
Cupcake doesn't like me for not wanting his ass.
why not tsuchi
he is a moderately handsome fellow isn't he
I don't think that's the case
i don't want his ass either and he loves me
Wish the rain would come back so I could sleep.
goddamn i wish my weed guy would call me. i'm starting to get borderline tdtd
he is a moderately handsome fellow isn't he
I tend to go too fast and have a low tolerance, so things tend to go weird
maybe i'm thinking of someone else
I don't feel like driving downtown and punching every fat autistic kid I see at the moment.
I didn't mean it to be insulting, baka.
sleeping while the rain is going is fucking top tier.
you cheered me right up with that one guero.
just kidding I feel like shit but that was funny as hell
you gotta go slower then. simple as that.
How big are you?
Daily reminder to stay ____
The American "The Office" is terrible.
We have a hate filled relationship.
But alcohol is gross, so gotta just get it over with
this song is very nice.
The only positive thing about living here.
No, wait, it rains far more in England or Ireland.
But alcohol is gross, so gotta just get it over with
Mix it you fucking idiot.
Make me a drink!
Hihi^^ Whatcha up to tonight?
Hello, stranger :p
Cato! How's it been~?
i am glad to be of service
we can play overwatch soon if you want
at least you HAVE a relationship ;;
I've got another migraine going on
Can I just die for a bit until it's over?
I wouldn't call myself THAT lucky
I don't know what you're talking about~
I'm not fat, nor autistic. And I'm 21. Stop being a dick.
Up and down
Currently in the middle
That isn't a size, it's a name!
Are you really irish?
plus both of those places are just plain better. well. ireland probably still is. good luck trying to have a good time in englandistan.
put less alcohol in the drink. solves both problems you seem to have.
just drinking. been a bad day. how about you?
anyone else around to play? two person is pretty meh.
no. no dying allowed if I have to suffer through this waking world.
See, right there!
But then how do I force myself to acclimate and build tolerance?
I'm what some would call yes
I CANT MOVE MY HEAD
IT'S SPREADING TO MY STOMACH
WAKE ME UP
Figure it out you cunt.
So, a kid.
God I wish I lived in Ireland.
it's better not to have it anyway. getting drunk faster means you spend less on booze.
if you feel good enough to post you feel good enough for school!
me too. I'd fit right in with my luscious red hair.
let's get a flat together. I'll cook and do the housework and you can hmm me real good when you get home from work.
People call you yes?
You could help me!
It'll be fun!
Always tryin to make me get alcohol blindness.
It's one of his first singles.
I don't want to break Cupcake's heart more than it's already been destroyed.
I'm alright. Just got home from my long shift welcome back from a long weekend. That first day is always the hardest haha
Ah, sorry to hear :(
I'm alright. Finally home laying in bed. Sober.
Thanks for the +1
But then I am gone faster than my friends
I dont like drinking enough to not do it at least simi-socially
can't break what's been shattered so much it no longer exists.
I need to listen to more bruce.
If you're too sick for school you're too sick for your soul!
What was the question again?
no worries. it'll be okay in the end, just a shitty situation going on right now.
sober and tired I assume? did you have a good day?
reaper to his children
Yesterday was stressful because I got super nervous about sending out graduate school emails and getting ready for the GED, which I probably should have already taken.
Today was better, but I still havent sent out the e-mails
whatever you called yourself yes for
Fun fact. My last roommate gained 30 points in 2 months from my cooking. Because it's delicious and not healthy.
So if you can out-cook me you can stay.
Buy a full bottle of Jack Daniels.
Buy a shity-ton of coke.
Mix together until you get to a consistency you like.
There you go.
I'm not making you drink ethanol.
Reaper would be the best step-dad
For being irish, yes
I am Irish yes
I was here first. Go away.
yeah im a naughty little fag
drinking on a weekday
I thought you weren't anymore tho
seriously tho you lewd af tonight
no I changed my mind after hearing that. you cook, I'll work, you hmm me while I eat.
"my wife's son came out as gay today and I couldn't be more proud"
Cupcake is like, less sober than Soto.
how about you mind your business.
Look, a dick! Dicks are lewd!
That's what I'm doing with rum and OJ right now
Reaper would slow clap at his wife's son coming out
and then shadow step out of his life
Tracer and Nezi need to hatefuck already.
Getting food and hmm's without working
You're paying for all the rent then.
You're just upset that I don't want to meet you, because I'm literally the closest one to you.
rum and oj
I would need to get my hatchet out of the shed.
IT'S JUST BECAUSE MY WEED GUY IS TAKING FOREVER
I'm onto your ploys.
Enough I'm just straight up mixed eurotrash let's be honest here
it's probably just your imagination
look, no genitalia in this image
not lewd, see?
no, you're kinda mean
and a lot older
and your interests are:
and cato for good measure
I literally just said I would be the one working learn to fucking read or this is not going to work out.
Not trusting me
You wound me.
I just have rum and burbon because I am dumb and ABC stores are dumb
Isn't everyone, to some point
You just told me to!
random ass person from church I never go to wants to drop off a loaf of bread
Yeah, that's not very lewd
maybe I was mistaken
ABC is fine.
body of christ you cuck
Wanna talk about it?
Yes, I'm always tired. It was okay I guess. Over now.
lmk if you need to vent or something on steam.
Wait, you did college without a ged? How does that work?
Mind your ps and qs
what about it
Ice wall the border
Repears can't shadow step into the map
Yeah but i was obsessed with it enough to make it my moniker for ever
Y-Yeah a "loaf" of "bread"
hi and stuff...
Just seems like you're in a mood.
hello lizzie or whatever your trap name is
I don't need to vent but if you're curious about what happened I can tell you over steam or text. it's just bleh, but I don't want you to worry about it.
I assume it's homemade so I said yes, but it's still a fucking weird ass thing to do. I don't think I've even met this person. how did they even get my phone number?
you idiot no one wants them to stay
what kind of mood
Take it, bread is awesome
ABC is dumb when the only one is on the other side of the next town over
In Houston I could go a block away. A private liquor store would make a killing here
I meant GRE
Like I said, working on grad school stuff. NASA should help, either way
Why not for later?
true. wish I had jam.
You gotta clean the house too.
That's why I said INTO
Because I'd forget?
got me bro. christ works in mysterious ways
ABC would be cheaper than them.
pls... my lezzy pet name is Bruce
hey Cato. whats up man
see? nothing lewd here at all
your food better be fucking phenomenal if I have to work and clean the fucking house.
oh I assumed you meant he was in america trying to get out.
how dare you confuse me with user posts user
yea... i cleaned my shit, forgot to repopulate a tripcode... its just me
...just lil ol sama
Do they have scuppernongs on the worstcoast?
scuppernong/muscadine season is wrapping up, so there are a lot of preserves being sold
Of course you would
I couldn't tell much of a difference
drinking and posting
That one is lewd!
You should make sure to post it when Neko is around
i shouldve like taken the chii trip or something just to screw with you... meh
i came up with a new thing to call you. user obama
cause nigger lover
You don't know my age
I don't smoke
Well, one for five.
Beer battered bacon wrapped cheddar stuffed all beef hot-dogs.
Because you're dumb.
no I have no idea what you're even talking about
Well alright then.
A shitty one probably. I'm probably way off.
I don't even know what that is lol
If nasa should help you're probably in good hands though^^
just home... not drinking tonight, saving that for the weekend. im tired and i had a shit day.... i need an attaboy and someone to wipe my butt
He shadow steps back to mexico to escape his wife's son in tequila, only to find an ice wall stopping him from coming back in
many pains right now
I forgot everything already
i hope that slag rots in hell for unleashing beepop on us
okay fine I'll clean.
yer darn right it's alright then
take some fucking medicine for it already
ohoo its funny because obama is black and i dig black chicks ohoo
this is going in confusing directions
im in a very good mood
Cup wants my all-beef hotdog so bad he'll, instantly submit to my demands
I did, advil can only do so much!
I actually have no choice but to sit here and whine about it
exclusively black chicks, or you just don't avoid black chicks?
finally get a reaction out of you... mr stone face
fuckin a man... glad we could sort that out. now what?
yeah it's real hard to get me to submit to demands
I'm hsppy to fuck up everything, fancy to cybering with me
Turning into a fetish thing
Don't be gross Cup.
and you're filtered for not knowing how to count :^)
none of my images are lewd baka
they part of my type... im talking to a white girl right now (with hispanic traits) but like yea. i do have preferences
or I just care about convenience over price
They are a kind of grape and they are the best
I would be surprised if you didn't have muscadines, look for muscadine preserves
It is the stupid standardized test you take to go to grad school
basically college SAT
I just gotta actually do things
you're an attaboy!
yeah, keep posting not lewd images!
this is boring
Oh no, how will I ever cope with being filtered by the kid who only comes here to blog to people.
What will I dooooooo
not excedrin migraine
you deserve every second of pain.
I don't always say hi to everyone all the time ya know. I usually respond to who responds to me.
look with a sub rating that high you know it's gotta bleed into other areas of life without being a fetish thing.
I doubt you can type well enough to cyber right now, to be perfectly honest
hooray, ill take it! thanks bunches cato, youre a trooper
maybe you should say yo again to get replies
oh hi you must be new to these threads
Let me entertaun you, Elma>>1335996
I just better not see scented candles everywhere.
but we're having a conversation right now :^)
LOL REKT EX DEEEEEEEEEEEE!!1
I prefer strawberry preserves anyway, actually.
so you want the house to smell like dude all the time? come on tracer think with your fucking head for once.
I'm not well stocked on medicine.
Also my liver doesn't take most painkillers well kek
well thanks so much for gracing me with an emotional reaction your majesty....
royal pain in the ass more like
wonderful, glad we could clear that up... its important to me were on the same page you and I
oh I forgot about that. now I feel bad. except I don't because your life is bitchin' with all the debt and health problems :^)
maybe if every conversation with you didn't go like this I'd say hi to you more your royal stuckupness.
Oh no, truly I have been outsmarted. Only now in your proof of growing a pair will I agree to meet with you in real life.
"Clean" and " french bordello" are two different things.
ALL EXCEDRIN IS THE SAME.
MIGRAINE JUST HAS MORE CAFFEINE AND ASPIRIN.
I'll only get the fresh linen scent, how about that mister fussy?
I totally agree, otherwise misunderstandings could happen
and if you leave it alone long enough it turns into alcohol, faggot.
or whatever that thing was that I just said!
Now what're you gonna do?
That's not lewd!
You've never tried these!
Yeah, me too!
maybe if we didnt return a greeting with some false sense of entitlement it wouldnt lean in that direction inevitably...
tit for tat they say
I'm confident I will still prefer strawberries
I can't talk to you when you're like this. you're like a gosh damn woman with all your unreasonable expectations.
see, compromise is the foundation of any successful platonic flatmate arrangement.
That's right give me ALL that free pity UNF
I'd just be drinking it off right now, but lmao on-call
oh well, you can laugh at my life with me~
pat myself on the back for a job well done... promise to pleasure myself later during my personal time... i try to pencil it in but im usually ok with it without advanced panning
yeah I don't want to though
like I said you're older and an alcoholic
SUCK IT HAMEL
and i cant talk to you when youre like this with youre dismissive and general lack of a tip of the hand toward a positive conversation
Maybe this won't last very long
Your boob is showing
that one too!
Yes yes. Usual rules apply. If you need the flat to yourself to "Impress" someone you need to hand me 20 bucks so I can entertain myself for a few hours. I don't abide by the sock on the doorhandle rule. Simpler to have the other person away.
And you're a kid who doesn't know what a joke is. makes it easier to call you autistic.
Did you just <3 at me?
Well <3 you too buddy
i am happy at the moment
and kinda high
and also horny
yea, i like strutting around during my naked time
jerking off to 2D
too busy laughing at my own
but that's how almost all conversations with me go, user
well I guess we'll never know
fair enough. I'd say the same goes for you but you'll never bring anyone back because you'll be too busy being drunk and old and bitter. EEEY OOOOOOH
and also horny
when are you not tho
There's a lot of 3D stuff that's weirder
Trust nobody. Not even you're self.
You could have fooled me!
Yeah, fuck you!
It's nice to feel the breeze
But you feel so right!
tfw my weed guy said it would be 8:30ish and it's 9:30ish. fucking drug dealers mang
so why are you taking me to task for what can be summed up as an ongoing YOU problem...
i dont want to be a man
i will let you know
because I'm a horrible person.
Well I'll be over here laughing at MY own
Wow what the fuck man
If I was in Ireland I'd be looking for Irish pussy daily.
For shame, and I called you brother.
It's not untrue
better call his dispatch center for an eta...
perfect. my fetish is people who aren't into it at all.
no. you need to laugh at mine too. it's a two person job, minimum.
irish chicks are great because you can slap them around and they think it's normal.
i know... and its ok.
youre allowed to be that guy if you want to, its fine.
thanks user, I knew you'd understand.
so what's up?
You need dressmakers like me.
Well that's common with any Catholic.
i did. voicemail'd that negro. hate to bother you man but just checking in seeing if we're close
i'm getting a little too drunk to drive two towns over tbh
Because I worry when you're all frowny
I could be wrong..
oh snap you took my offensive joke and made it like ten times better.
I'm just drunk and confused.
Once i can move my neck I will let off a hearty laugh with you
Until then I must shield my eyes from the blinding light of my body's shortcomings. And the fact that my eyes are burning
But Milan is woman, did better than a man. Taught them shit.
here begins the cordial conversation stage
hey, thanks for asking. not much really. got trentemoller plating in the background. closing out a few minor things from the day and stuffing my face with supper. how about you?
The magic of alcohol.
at this point I legit think you should maybe go to bed and lie down or something.
...is that cats licking jizz off of a girl?
What the fuck?
Maybe I've been hoping too hard
A monkey still can teach tricks
ask to speak with his supervisor, let him know you will be filing an escalation report with client services
gotta pretend to be a normal human so they don't catch on.
sounds like a nice end to the day. mine was horrible but whatever. just drinking and trying to get past shit.
more like that. your earlier attempts at humor were painful.
it's probably milk but that doesn't really make it much better
cato ffs I'm so confused right now
because its cute, I guess?
But I've gone this far!
Because they were aimed at you, no doubt.
alcohol is an excellent solution... also exercise, violent masturbation and homicide
are you drunk?
no no, I appreciate a good jab at me as long as it's actually clever
>>cats eating jizz is cute
What the fuck, man?
I might do the masturbation thing later if I don't have whiskey dick.
Probably, I've kinda just been staring through my monitor
do NOT cook the rish
limits the options really to exercise and homicide then...
but I'm not interested in either of those.
It's more than I hoped for
Cats are cute and girl is cute so cats + girl = more cute
Math, man, math!
Only when the house is cleaned.
C O N F U S E D
texted me back "Sorry man everything is working against me today I won't be home for awhile can we hook up tomaro"
this is what i get for getting back on the drugs
it's worth it for those sweet hmms
I will descend into the ever ending horror that is restful sleeps
I DONT CARE WHAT CONSEQUENCE IT BRINGS
just mm you
better hope that booze does the trick then... damn
not wise to settle on one solution
hahaha drug dealers... no scheduling accountability
Only go 'hm', though.
No. It is time for me to rip in peas
sleep well ducky. feel better.
so you are drunk
when it's booze it is. for me at least.
no I want two mms.
im realizing that wasabi sauce is good on just about anything
HA. fucking get rekt again tsuchi
IT'S THE FUCKING WORST. THE ONE THING I DONT MISS ABOUT BEING A POTHEAD. AND NOW IM DRUNK CAUSE I WAS EXCITED ABOUT GETTING WEED. FUCK
When was this?