Canada actively trying to be worst place for Video Game fans in the world with new retro games ban

Canada actively trying to be worst place for Video Game fans in the world with new retro games ban.

Germany & Australia on high alert

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Nice clickbait OP, are you getting paid for this?

I think germany and australia still have that title.

OP you really want to work at Kotaku or Polygon don't you?

Does anybody here actually want this? Doesn't this SNES always have to be online and have a small selection of games?

I genuinely think that it's getting shilled hard

IF YOU LET YOUR ENEMIES PLAY STARFOX 2 THEY WIN!

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But that's a good thing.

Yeah I don't know what you're talking about. I preordered mine just fine and I live in Alberta.

This thing is just a plug and play toy. It has no ability to connect to the internet.

Which would be a good excuse for Nintendo to sell more downloadable games to play on the damn thing so I don't know why they didn't do it

Reddit tier clickbait. Kill yuorslef OP.

Why do that when they can release the Special Limited Edition SNES Classic MK.2?

Canada must be a fucked up place to live. I use to actually want to go there, but now I'm not so sure.

fake news.

Go to Alberta.

Cucknada is just trying to fuck its shit up hard enough to be taken over by the United States. Like how all the fuckheads in charge of BlackBerry kept sabotaging the company with the hopes that Microsoft would buy them out for their email services, but it never happened.

Pic related?

Canadian here

This only applies to a specific province of Canada. This province primarily speaks French and the only real city you can find English speakers in is in Montreal

This isn't a "ban on retro games". This is moreso a ban on a specific product because of Nintendo's laziness with porting these games.

Specifically in Quebec if a game is to be sold there, if it has a french translation, the french translation has to be sold. If there isn't a french translation then it's fine to be sold in English. The SNES classic has games that have french translations it's just that Nintendo doesn't give a fuck in porting the PAL versions just to a single province in Canada. This is Nintendo's fault not Canada's.

Again this only applies to a single province on the Eastern part of Canada, doesn't affect the rest of the country.

Fuck off

Not all of us live in Burgerland user

I genuinely dislike Nintendo, and haven't purchased one of their consoles since the N64, but there's nothing wrong with what they did. The blame lies squarely on the shoulders of whoever passed that law.

That's mostly how the rest of Canada views Quebec

I didn't say there was. It's not a "ban on retro games" though.

The law was passed largely because Quebec is Canada's Texas and makes very hysterical demands like this to protect things like speaking French and the like. To the point where they've threatened to succeed and become their own country several times and have spawned terrorist organizations there who kidnapped politicians and firebombed buildings over it.

This law that just decrees if a game had a french translation then the french version must be sold is one of the lighter and softer parts of Quebec historically.

yea but the lingua franca of the world (if you're important) is English. At least until the Chinese take over.

The law is more lax than that. It's not saying "Only sell french video games". It says "If there's a french version, sell that"

In the case of the snes classic, several of these snes games had french versions in PAL territories. Nintendo just doesn't really care about that and just put the English versions on them. Hence why sale was blocked.

Don't you make excuses for Quebec. Nintendo is cheap as shit, but Quebec's laws here are restrictive and retarded, especially given that all the French games are in the PAL format. God forbid you might actually fucking want English language media in Quebec.

Chinese will never take over user. They have an aging population and an underdeveloped economy. They're getting cheap labor from Africa and India and they haven't even secured themselves a good standard of living. Hell, half their country is an unlivable hellscape.

I'm not, I'm just pointing out that it's not a "ban on retro games" nor is it a draconian "only french games get sold here" ban. It's more so just Nintendo not giving a fuck about it and deciding it's better to not sell to Quebec because they probably won't buy many units of their console that they intentionally don't sell a lot of units of to generate mass hype.

For once I can say
BASED CANADA

Thank fucking christ I think these classic consoles are top jew garbage, can't imagine the pain I'd be going through if I actually wanted one.

I feel the same way. Fuck the frogs and everyone who only speaks french. I'm sure if you were to make a Venn diagram of homosexual behavior and french speaking people you'd achieve a near eclipse.

I was just shit posting with that last part. Considering how bad their pollution is I often wonder how they manage to get clean drinking water. I've seen the documentary on gutter oil so I wouldn't put it past some chinky chink to be filtering raw sewage and trying to sell it as "fresh spring holy water".

Genuine question- why the fuck doesn't the rest of Canada just let them go? Literally nothing of value would be lost, Quebec is a shit-stain on that country's reputation in every way possible.

It's part of the nationalism.

We don't want a third world country that has no actual industries right next door to us that we'd have to reabsorb at a later date anyway. The only thing I know that Quebec produces are gay pride parades and overrated video game developers.

The only reason Canada hasn't just forced Quebec to speak English is because of how much of a violent shitfit this would cause.

Gas the frogs, tbh.
I was specifically responding to how both you and the (((games journalist))) in the OP laid the blame on Nintendo's shoulders. This is in the same vein as firearms mfgs refusing to comply with commiefornia/jew york's insane gun laws and creating a ton of state-specific skus for trigger weight laws, mag capacity laws, (((ASSAULT WEAPON))) laws, etc.

To put it another way, let's say I'm a Red Robin franchisee, and some stinking shitskin barges in and demands that I serve him a halal (go look up the disgusting and brutal way "halal" meat is prepared) burger to comply with his schizophrenic belief system. Since my meat is sourced from humanely slaughtered animals not in compliance with mudslime law, and this goatfucker makes up a fraction of a percent of my market, it doesn't make sense from a financial perspective to add that item to my menu, let alone a moral perspective.

Sounds more like our Commiefornia.

1. let them go
2. build a wall
3. watch them flounder from the parapets
4. they beg to come back before they starve to death or become overrun by niggers
5a. if white(ish) people remain, allow return upon the condition they cease their faggotry
5b. if mostly niggers, genocide, absorb, and repopulate with people from the rest of canada

Thats a retarded law. Sure half of Canuck land is French, but they don't have a law that it has to be in english, do they? I can only imagine how many shitty French dubs exist because of this crap.

The law isn't that the game must be french. The law is that if there was a french translation produced, then the french translation has to be sold. In this case the SNES classic has games that were localized in France back in the 90s

Queerbecers

language laws?

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shouldn't you be in jail for islamophobia and transphobia?

The sentence didn't need to go any farther than this OP.

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FROGS RUIN EVERYTHING AND LEAFS ARE FAGGOTS, NEWS AT 11

Hon Hon Hon, nice try.

OHONHONHON

bullshit, every law quebec passes they do for themselves. The rest of Canada bitches them out for it every fucking time. They're like Texas and the rest of Canada acts like Commiefornia about it. Wahhh this place doesn't hold the same views as me, we must stop them! The only difference is it's a liberal country bitching about an equally liberal province that holds a single view that's conservative.

Not even Alberta gets this level of shit flung at them.

Nintendrones will defend this.

Speaking of Texas, I hear that they are experience the worst Hurricane in centuries for them. It'll be sandwich with a hurricane for 4 days to maybe a week with rain fall that will counted in the ft. Of course, being Texas, they aren't really prepared for such an event. What the hell did they do to deserve this?

Queerbec deserves the shit flung at them. The frogs probably like shit in their mouths anyway

And I still believe they are better prepared and will bounce back faster then all those shitty countries that have been hit by massive storms and earthquakes lately.

Even if the planners are "out of state" faggots, the "reimagining" of the Alamo, maybe?
>>>Holla Forums10418750

Yes, and you're all shitskins and should be banned

Who gives a shit?

Have you ever been to Texas? It's actually nice place, good people, solid communities, plenty of natural beauty to go around. Even as someone from Washington, the prettiest state, I thought Texas looked lovely. The only reason they draw ire from people is because they're insanely stubborn about everything. Trying to get a Texan to go along with something is a gigantic pain in the ass.

It's really only the liberal parts that hate Texas, the rest of the country admires their gusto, up to a point. I think everyone has gotten tired of their weekly secession bitchfest. If you ask a liberal they'll say they deserve it for being racist, if you ask a christian in Texas they'll say it's a punishment from god for allowing degeneracy, if you ask someone from the midwest they'll say it's just one of those things that happens, like a tornado. Texas was so stubborn about prepping they got caught off guard and now they're going to pay for it.

Thankfully there's nothing of value on the coast and the rest of texas doesn't have much to worry about other than the roads getting washed out.

Isn't East Texas the worst of the south?

I was able to order one from three different retailers. All confirmed now.

So I will be getting three of these. I plan to try to trade one for an NES classic.

Play one, and the third is for my sister who is paying me for it.

yes.

I don't see anything wrong with this.

The French have really fucked things up. They tried playing empire and colonialism and fucked it all up. They try to force shitskins into Europe with a former president on video stating that they would force Europe to blanda up if they didn't do it by choice. They couldn't keep their dicks in their pants and fucked natives wherever they went, fucking up the offspring's genetics and identity in the process. Then they pulled out of the conquered areas but still try to call shots in those areas. They're a bunch of fuckwits who have fucked themselves and are too stubborn to admit it.

Apologies to any French-anons that realise how fucked they are, but these are the facts and the majority of Frenchies aren't going to save themselves.

Can you imagine the level of mindbogglingly retarded someone in power has to be to sit down and pass this incredibly specific rule about video games, and the level of soul crushingly depressing you have to be in order to accept a job where part of what you do is ban games for not following this incredibly specific rule?

Uh, what? The speed is hardware-dependent, not game-dependent. Any emulator can and should get European ROMs to run at full speed. Though I'm sure Nintendo would find a way to fuck this up.

You're genuinely a moron who doesn't read any thread about them in that event, people have complained "BUT JUST EMULATE" since the NES Mini and it's more likely people post threads about it and the SNES Mini to see how many people they can bait out into missing the point that it's a shitty stocking stuffer and not advertised as a convenient way to play the damned games. It costs $80, for fuck's sake, and the NES Mini cost $60.

that was the only good thing they ever did in their pathetic history, besides burning down washington

Your post is a valued contribution to this thread.

If Nintendo wanted to lawyer up over this, they could make a case that firstly, the SNES Classic is not a video game in and of itself and is not subject to the law pertaining to software titles. And secondly that the games contained on the SNES Classic are specific iterations that have never before been released, do not have French translations, and therefore are not subject to this law. But I think Nintendo is well aware of the flash-in-the-pan nature of the sales they can expect, so a drawn-out legal fight doesn't make economic sense.

Quebec is the least cucked province in Canada. The rest of the country could learn from them but they're too busy stroking themselves to the thought of Islamist scum plowing their wives.

It applies to all media my dude, not just games.

The fuck is wrong with you?

Sauce?

thanks, sweetie

Quebec isn't Canada.

Have you been to Montreal?
It's like San Francisco.
The uncuncled provinces are Alberta, Saskatchewan, Manitoba and the Maritimes.

That's what you get when people are unironically proud of their culture.

Quebec is /pol.

I hate my language.

One world one vision one purpose.

This. Canada has an immigrant problem. Theres been an influx of millions of Burgers.

Trudeau is a backlash of native Canadians who don't want their country turned into the US.

Are you sure that was Canada? I was pretty sure it was the British who did that. They even baked us an apology cake.

Also, they had to apologize for the tweet because some butthurt 'murrican can't take a fucking joke

What the fuck have the French to be proud about?

friends for not for sexual

That's top banter but not unsurprising. Many of my countrymen can't take the bants.

France can take pride in losing its country and winning it back. Of course, the Quebecois protested ww2 and didn't fight.

But the Americans won it back for them, and they wouldn't have been able to do that without the Russians.

No, Trudeau is the result of "DUUUUDE WEED LMAO" being pandered to in an election.

Don't forget asians though that is more of a problem in BC

It takes decades to build a country, only a few years to destroy it. We got a bunch of welfare migrants storming Montreal last week.

Abigail pls go

shit pizza

Holy fuck, underage confirmed. In the '80s and '90s it was the Japanese. Then their economy tanked. No asian nation is a threat to the Western world.

For those who are wondering what the deal is with Quebec

great job internet

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It's Quebec. This is the same province that wanted to shut down an Italian restaurant because its menu had too many non-French words, like "pasta" and "calamari". Don't waste your time paying them any attention.

That is a pie, not a pizza.

Dont forget that montreal's mayor also declared the city as a sanctuary city as well. Although Quebec's countryside is somewhat better and white, Montreal is a cesspool of degeneracy.

Asterix and Obelix, and being the only country in the wast that still mkes cartoons?
that's all I can think of

like pottery

Disgusting

its just Quebec that has backwards ass language laws.

Canada just gets to enjoy its hate speech laws

Are you saying Canada is performing a countrywide shittest to try and get America to pay attention and put them back in their place? Does Canada want the freedom dick?

British Columbia is Canada's Commieformia, especially around Cuckcouver.

is right. Alberta in particular is Canada's Texas.

It doesn't need to do that. It already did that back in the 50s or so. What's going on now is just the seeds that were sown then simply starting to bear fruit.

Too bad the country is already the US. Look at how Canadian "culture" these days is to take something from the US, usually shit, then smack a Maple Leaf on it and call it a day.

This is due to the easily exploitable Canadian quota laws which mandate that you have to have a certain amount of Canadian content. Problem is, most just do that in the most half assed way. When Canada doesn't rip off Burger culture, it's abysmal.

is right. In a few years, Canada lost its identity - back in the 50s/60s - and has secured its inevitable fate: Confederation dissolves, and each province joins the US as a new state. The three territories probably get merged with Alaska for the sake of convenience or some shit, who knows.

Trudeau sucks, sure, but his detractors are Canadian nationalism's last breath. Deep down, they know it's over.

Canada mostly wants to not be America. That's what most of our national identity is.
Americans are stereotyped as loud and bombastic, so Canadians like to be stereotyped as being polite. America fought a war of independence, so Canadians like to contrast that with our diplomatic road to independence. Americans like guns, so Canada should have gun control. And so on.

Cartoons that indulge in peoples' latex fetishes.

That explains why Canada hates freedoms, like freedom of speech. Quebec should just secede already and end the farce that is Canadian unity.

They've been getting that dick for decades now to the point that they're stuck with the bastard children of said dicking: No culture, Canadian actors fleeing in droves across the border, persistent shadowing of the US like a little brother, etc, etc.

The Canadian national identity is nothing but a bunch of memes these days, user.

When Canada joins the US, Quebec will likely be the only ones who even try to resist.

They'll fail, but for a time they'll be the apple in the eyes of proud Canadian anons.

Quebec is uncucked specifically because of its language laws. French is a gendered language and as long as it is protected the libtards will have no grounds to stand on, especially for the trannies who can't change the language and are stuck in limbos forever concerning French.

Then why in the hell is South America so socialist you damned retard?

Quebec actually tried to ban hijabs and burkas in public spaces. The rest of Canada called them racist and misogynist because they are telling women how to dress and used Trudeau's charter of right to shut them down.

We have guns too big guy, we just can't walk around with them.

Not all of Quebecois are whiny faggots in the same way not all blacks are niggers. It's incredibly common of French Canadians to have oppression complexes because they honestly believe Anglo-Canadians are conspiring to make the French language extinct despite the fact that plenty of Anglo Canadians also speak French as a second language. Back in the 60s the biggest faggots of them all started a terrorist organization called the FLQ which went around detonating bombs and destroying property until the federal govt gave Quebec special laws that require all public signs be in French only and other gay shit.

But despite all that they're still not as bad as some native bands that (((coincidentally))) find sacred Indian bones (read: bones of some random animal) at the site of pretty much every god damn development the Canadian govt wants to make, requiring the govt to pay thousands every single fucking time to prove ONCE AGAIN they're not even human fucking remains.

But hey at least we still have a relatively nigger free experience which is more than most of the US can claim

then what's the point

Alberta is alright. Good beef, locally brewed beer and you're as close as you can get to the liberal weed forest without being in it. Plus if Fort McMurray burns down again, you can get a good paying job rebuilding.

Quebec has been hellbent on preserving culture as much as they can, sort of like a cold, whiny Japan. It's why they want to secede from Canada so badly.

lmao

Why would they do that when it makes them so much money an gives them political clout to throw a fit and claim they will?

tbh we should just genocide every shitskin in there and control the whole damn continent

Those froggots are retards, nothing new there.
Pretty much every sweepstakes or contest for anything is banned in Quebec. French language has to be predominant on signs, etc. An insecure frenchman acts just like a jew.

Do we really need three threads dedicated to the SCAM Mini?

Suicide please.

I bet you like to swallow thick loads too.

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This user is correct, hearty west coast pizza is vastly superior to malnourished east coast pizza.

Even as a fucking leaf I don't care. Fuck Quebec.

nintendrones should be gassed

Canada isn't too bad. People there are genuinely pleasant and because of some shitty wording in legislation, piracy is completely legal as long as it's for personal use. You can own guns, too, but it's obviously more restrictive because it's more about hunting rather than self-defense or revolution. It's also surprisingly safe, with people leaving doors and cars unlocked even in places like Toronto. Biggest negatives I found staying up there were the Chinese influence and shitty Oreos.

French-Canadians are significantly more retarded than other Canadians and are just generally the scum of the Earth. They're salty that Quebec isn't its own country and how accommodating the rest of Canada is to them and even going as far as to establish French as an official language.

keep telling yourself that, this country is hot garbage. if you're on this site without a VPN, in canada, you'll have the police at your door pretty soon.

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FUCKING QUEBECOIS

Seriously?

Why does Quebec suck so much? They even have funny names for pylons.

This is just Quebec shit, they're incredibly uptight and bitchy about anything not in French
T. Leaf with a father who's job was to deal with Quebec's incessant whining on every single fucking thing for a major Canadian grocery chain
PS: fuck the french

They hate France too, weirdly enough.

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Strange Brew was the last good thing to come out of Canada.

Nigger what the fuck

That's because the French cared more about pic related than them.

Quebec hates how France went through the French Revolution. Quebec basically maintained a strong Catholic tradition and rural society until the 1970s.

they're also backstabbing cunts, just like the britbongs

What the fuck.

Leafs are actually the Protoss disguised as humans.

Franon au rapport

on the topic, is anyone gonna extract it?

Nothing to see here.

canada is gay

fuk

Que tu crois, salopiaud.

This is what they get for pretending they can't speak English. We all know you speak English, you fussy cunts.

MFW Justin Trudeau was a good guy all along

ftfy

A fucking pylon is the giant electric grid you retards.

I hate everything french, They are all assholes and their language sucks. when will canada go to war with quebec.

I'll be reselling these to retarded hipsterd for 200 bucks,

Actually the US was originally going to get canada to be part of the united states during the revolutionary war but for some reason they refused and decided to take it up the ass by england and france.

Irony be that there's more niggers and foreigners in your shithole than in most of ours.

kinda makes you think that our laws might be overblown by certain political pundits with an agenda to push

No.. our laws on "hate speech" are pretty fucking retarded.

I see it pushed mainly by right-wing burgers who hilariously think they are more free than us.

I was talking about the war the British had with the French BEFORE the American Revolution, user. The Seven Years War. Voltaire famously called then-French Canada "Quelques arpents de neige" ("A few acres of snow") during this time.

What you're talking about was decades later, although the US never was going to get Canada out of the Revolutionary War. Coincidentally, Quebec triggered the Thirteen Colonies so much that they were blamed for the war even starting (the Quebec Act being one of the Intolerable Acts).

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post the sauce please

Don't be a sad cunt.

I want to fuck that hapa ladybug bitch.

I want to be Sam's bicycle seat

Nigger this hurricane is a fucking pussy, living on the coast its just media blowing it way out of proportion.
We deal with this shit every year so don't just pull shit out of your ass.

fucking this, we had rain weekly for a year before this, and now the weather can't even bother to lightning during a fucking hurricane?

Don't listen to this bullshit go-ah, Guys. Can't you see the widescale devastation with your own eyes on the TV? Texas is disaster area! They need your help. Donate now, and we'll make sure that money goes to helping to helping Texans, and absolutely not to be hoarded while we run empty trucks out in front of every camera we can find snapping footage for cheap marketing.

As soon as we get the fucking french out of our politics. The FLQ were a bunch of fucking Communists, who were disbanded by a Communist and given comfortable positions in our Communistic government.

Does everything have to be dumbed down for you so you can make the connections between words and concepts? Like how you pronounce "z" like "zee" instead of "zed" so it rhymes with "v" in your alphabet song? The deckle one is ridiculous, though.

Canada has morale laws to boost patriotism. For example, 70% of television and radio are Canadian shows to prevent US culture from being too invasive.

honhonhonhonhon
HONHONHONHONHON
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canacuck here, nobody outside of quebec gives a shit about quebec

If you think that's why vee is pronounced vee in America you're a fucking retard. Not using hyperbole, that has to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Don't listen to anyone telling you to move to a certain area of Canada. No matter where you live right now, Canada is equal to or worse than your shithole. America is the only upgrade.

It's more of a sidegrade. I think America has the best laws in the world at the moment, but depending on what state and where in that state you live, the situation could be better or worse.

this. every part of canada is equally bad and under the liberal government is only getting worse. BC is fucked in half due to softwood lumber disputes, Alberta's oil industry is drying up and has been for ages, Manitoba is just a freezing cold windy plain even on the best of days, etc. the only part of canada that you can actually expect to be happy is in one of the frozen northern reaches of the northwest territories. their diamond industries are still moving along, and the hippies, immigrants, natives and other negative social groups fucking the rest of canada don't want to go live in the cold

I don't understand this thread. Why not just download all SNES roms in existence, get one of those cheap snes usb controllers from china and run it on your TV? Better in any way.

I live in New York which is one of the states that's definitely the worst off, and yet the constitution still prevails when it comes to everything but the second amendment, which is obviously superior to Canada which doesn't even have a fucking first amendment. Anywhere in American, aside from maybe California due to the millions of spics is a significant upgrade over anywhere in Canada.

what is this graphic saying, exactly?
That the majority of tax payers in the country are republican?

It's saying only people who actually give a fuck are Republican

That majority dems just want gibs but can't or don't pay the taxes to provide them.

You'll be better off emulating, as we all will, don't let nostalgia scalpers win.

isn't it illegal not to pay taxes?
Although, now t hat I think about it, if you're on government assistance you're likely not paying income taxes…
and you really don't pay any FEDERAL income tax until you make at least over 10k in a year….

So the message of the democratic party, that the republican voters are full of poor white trash rednecks, is false?
That perhaps the actual super poor are all voting democrat?

A crazy concept, I know.

Don't treat poor people a mob.

Lots of poor families are military families and see the Republicans as the pro-military party and the poor tend to be deeply religious and socially conservative. Thinking that any party could win without the poor is just being silly.

I feel like the poor are over-represented in the U.S.

I feel that perhaps that the "poor" are actually comprised largely of the lower areas of what would have normally been considered the middle class. That people who are NOT poor are actually duped into thinking they are.

For the votes.

Actually, the opposite happens in America.

Almost no one identifies as being lower class, even though a large number of people are.

Strange Brew is great, but that's hardly true.

they are retarded but weed is also illegal and i don't see prisons filling up with pot heads like the US. our courts (and even a lot of police) tend to recognize nuance between crimes. just because its a law doesn't mean it gets enforced happily and to the letter every time

Imagine going to prison over a sex pillow or for saying that feminism is bad.

The white working class votes Republican, the negro underclass votes Democratic.

go to paris, they lost their nation in 1945

And all that "Canadian" content is either mediocre at best or a blatant ripoff of American trash. That law is worthless, because it is so easily exploitable. Face it, Canada really is America Jr and the inevitable annexation will be little more than a formality.

Alberta is already still stuck in a recession. It's why Calgary isn't playing the corporate welfare game with the Flames like Edmonton did with the Oilers. The Oil Sands drying up fully would JUST the province so hard.

Actually if Canada joins the Union there will never be a Republican president ever again. Even the most right wing Canadian couldn't bring himself to vote for Babar.

also this.

I really don't get that anymore. We lived through all this bullshit with ratings controversies and censorship, but we already solved it by going back to our roots. Australia pirates pretty much fucking all of our entertainment since companies for television and vidya see it fit to charge huge prices and the government doesn't do jack fucking shit to stop pirates.

HBO had to beg Australia to stop pirating Game of Thrones because their legitimate views were that low. Australia was founded on convicts, and we're going back to our roots. GAME had to close down Australian stores because nobody fucking pays for shit other than the dumbest normalfags.

Fuck yeah Martin Mystery was the shit

It's not a question of if, but when. I will be surprised if Canada still exists as a country within the next fifty years.

Try again

I will not let this become like the irish man webms
dousyoko.net/blog-entry-15709.html

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Quebec shouldn't really fucking talk about their language laws. According to the law, there must be signage in both English and French. But you go to Quebec and try to find any English whatsoever. They break their own laws, then try to force everyone to play by their rules.

Fuck them, just secede and disappear already, Quebec.

The irony here is that when America annexes Canada, the vast majority of channers will be praising Quebec for not accepting the burger enrichment and try to pass them off as anti-degeneracy heroes.

Canada will never be annexed, and no one is ever going to praise Quebec. Quebec is the source of all of this LGBT nonsense, it was a plot devised by the Russian migrants who immigrated into North America over 100 years ago. Richard Stallman actually said he's in love with one of the women who helped start all this gender politics bullshit, and he's a god damn communist/socialist.

Better dead than fucking red.

I wish I could share in your optimism, user. But Canada has been lost for quite a while now. The seeds were sown around the time of Diefenbaker, really took root around the time of Pearson, and globalization (TPP, NAFTA, etc) finished the job. Trudeau is nothing more than the fruit of those seeds, and while he does indeed deserve all the criticism he gets, his detractors are little more than Don Quixote tilting at windmills at this point. They know deep down that the country is done for in the next several decades. Look at you right now. You're worried about the faggots when the Yankees have thoroughly culturally enriched you. Yes, it is indeed better to be dead than fucking red, but soon you will be another fucking burger like every other Canadian will be. As for Quebec? They'll resist. For a time, social media will be in flames with how they're resisting the ZOG machine, how they're standing up for "DUH WES" instead of joining the demographically challenged America, how they're doing this that and the other, but they'll inevitably fail. They'll settle for "just another group" status with their Cajun cousins. I don't want any of this to happen, but I can't see it not happening. Canada's fate was sealed long ago, and all you can do now is enjoy it while you can.

todayifoundout.com/index.php/2012/10/why-do-the-british-pronounce-z-as-zed/

I was actually joking, but I had to look it up after reading your post and was pleasantly surprised that Americans are really this retarded.

what a silly place

There's an entire political party dedicated to separating Quebec from the rest of Canada.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloc_Québécois
It's one of the "big four" political parties. (In U.S. terms they would be like Democrat, Republican, Super Democrat, and #freequebec). The weed/muh ecosystem party is sorta there, too.

tl;dr
Quebec isn't Canada, or at least that's what everyone wishes for.

nope, ashkenazi jews come from eastern europe, not canada

impressive digits

How petty.
So would an African Quadruped related to a horse be pronounced a "zedbra"?

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[_] DOUBT

I've met lots of fine people from the place, but anyone in government in that shithole is a complete cunt. Fuck Quebec.

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Teamster here, can confirm. My Union rep HATES Democrats, and our top brass voted unanimously against endorsing Hillary for President in 2015 due to her flip-flop on the Keystone pipeline.

But hey, at least the Democrats had a new slogan inspired by Papa Johns for a week. That will win them Ohio again for sure!

Consider suicide, and maybe take your pm with you.

Yeah, I kind of fucked up my post there. Traditionally, labor unions - including the Teamsters - come out in full support of the Democratic party. I think the Teamsters did officially endorse Hillary eventually, even if it's members didn't fall in line.

Point being, Unions built the White working Middle Class, and yet they continue to get stabbed in the back by Democrats who say they're on the workers side - then shift the blame to the Republicans.

It's basically a game who who's going to fuck you in the ass first. Republicans are typically more aggressively anti-union, while Democrats will just displace you over time with cheap immigrant labor and incentives for your job to go overseas.