Lol

Nicholas Young
Nicholas Young

Lol....

All urls found in this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbJrCHCsN4Q
https://youtu.be/iEtPZxhkWEk?t=5m23s
https://twitter.com/YoghurtStraw1
https://github.com/E66666666/GTAVManualTransmission
https://github.com/E66666666/GTAVManualTransmission/tree/DirectInput
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rhH4aEJqo
https://youtu.be/h0ufROYzTlU?t=12m36s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PLVCYgE8iI
Camden Harris
Camden Harris

Yo, Fryman

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

fisrt

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

fuccking cunt

Ryder Taylor
Ryder Taylor

i dont wash my hair with anything
Disgusting.

Gavin Diaz
Gavin Diaz

bump

(Улыбки)
сразу же позже

дайте мне некоторую любовь пожалуйста ~

David Anderson
David Anderson

shill

Isaiah Davis
Isaiah Davis

Round 3 of underlayers done. Blue-black is in^^

Sebastian Edwards
Sebastian Edwards

forgive me father
for I have sinned

Michael Harris
Michael Harris

im going to fucking kill you, beta uprisign

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbJrCHCsN4Q

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

У меня нет много, чтобы разделить , так как я даю так много Tsuchi .
Я желаю вам прекрасный сон , хотя с красивыми мечтами . Каждый заслуживает фантазии , чтобы наслаждаться.

Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

emotions are always unstable
fug bipolar

Jackson White
Jackson White

relatable kinda

Jayden Garcia
Jayden Garcia

do you ever post about anything but yourself

Cameron Harris
Cameron Harris

@1324438

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

why else would you post here other than affirmation and progressing your own ego

Ethan Ramirez
Ethan Ramirez

I missed new thread.

But you are 16lewd9me squash

awoo

Owen Sanders
Owen Sanders

This game is really pissing me off

Logan Cook
Logan Cook

check out this song i just found

Jose Green
Jose Green

He has a point. Maybe banning swedish isnt a bad idea.

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

hmmm which one?

Brody Watson
Brody Watson

Arent we all a little narcissistic from time to time

Noah Richardson
Noah Richardson

to kill a few minutes at a time and wait for the sweet release of death???

nah i dont think we should ban bloggy posters its natural to do it a bit but
ive never seen them post anything else
i dont hate them or anything

Elijah Hughes
Elijah Hughes

God of War

Logan Anderson
Logan Anderson

So tired goodnight.

Jason Stewart
Jason Stewart

that's a really good one
jeeez been oo long since ive heard of that one

how far in are yo?

sweetest dreams auslander

Nathan Lewis
Nathan Lewis

HAPPY CIRNO DAY !!

Luis Cook
Luis Cook

It's chains of olympus
I'm fighting that big ass thing on the bridge and every time I get close to killing his bitch ass he traps me against the wall with a fireball and I can't move so I just have to take it until I die

Joshua Taylor
Joshua Taylor

you too 2 hu chan'

Jordan Garcia
Jordan Garcia

9 = September
9 = ninth
9 = 2 + 0 + 1 + 6

best cirno day

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

M-maybe squash is a pretty cool dude.
Baka!

True, true.

KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!

Ayden Martinez
Ayden Martinez

Please, Scoots.
We're suppose to fight.

Aiden Perry
Aiden Perry

REMOVE ISLAM

Dominic Davis
Dominic Davis

I think we should get posters who use this as a personal blog and echo chamber for depression and don't try to find real life resolutions out of here for a while.
Fish obviously has issues that should be taken care of, and they are using trying to get what little attention they can here to stave of insanity or something.

Angel Hughes
Angel Hughes

master doesn't use shampoo ?

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

..?
No, the exact opposite

Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

remove all religion tbh

I seriously can't even conceptualize believing in something based on a couple fucking books

Benjamin Ward
Benjamin Ward

but without this place I would go crazy

Austin Bennett
Austin Bennett

But, Bard.
Who else is going to notice my bulge?
@w@

Angel Baker
Angel Baker

Well, good thing we arent friends, because then I would have to stop you from drowning in a pit of your own apathy and smelly dirty fur ways. Baka.

William Collins
William Collins

Wow smelly neet boy
says the person who thinks taking pills makes you a girl and shrink his bones
literally kill yourself you mutant freak

Elijah Perry
Elijah Perry

It looks like Grim lactated ketchup all over my head lol

Chase Russell
Chase Russell

u wot

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

pix

Asher Murphy
Asher Murphy

What about STEM-related books
Can't believe any of that stuff lul

Shut up

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

I'd rather drown than be in contact with your repulsive, hideous, delicious man hams.

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

the dsm is a book

Jayden Gomez
Jayden Gomez

My hair is dyed.

There will be. Its gotta sit for a half hour.

Christopher Watson
Christopher Watson

Master being rude before giving me the dicc
Sugoi !

Hunter Gray
Hunter Gray

very cute

Nathan Taylor
Nathan Taylor

99.99% of all mental and physical issues talked about here are self diagnosed and probably wrong.

The only true and observable fact is that Loco has a cute butt.

Tyler Allen
Tyler Allen

Good. I would have you know thast if it was halloween and you knocked on my dfoor, the only trick or treat you would get would be a AR15 in your face. Oh Prince of the Repugnant Realm.

Brandon Gutierrez
Brandon Gutierrez

2cute

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

another fucking spider thats like 5 this night its worrying me

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

did dash from the incredibles become like super gay or what

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

i self diagnosed that i have a birthmark

harumph harumph

John Torres
John Torres

More like a qt mark.

Is that what you call your dick?

Jace Campbell
Jace Campbell

refugees should be forcibly deported when the war/disaster is over.

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

No, u.

Not as bad as I thought it would be for 4 hours sleep.

I do not understand the question.

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

highly debatable

Ian Parker
Ian Parker

:@

Does it begin today? Or is it tomorrow!

Lincoln Sanders
Lincoln Sanders

you don't fucking work

Hudson Miller
Hudson Miller

same

Evan Garcia
Evan Garcia

neither do most refugees tbh

Xavier Davis
Xavier Davis

I wish Britain would accept more refugees. I would gladly accept the 2-3million that have been displaced.

Nathaniel Garcia
Nathaniel Garcia

into your ass?

Liam Cruz
Liam Cruz

squash which bad dragon product do you own
just out of curiosity

Michael Martin
Michael Martin

I honestly think refugees are being rapidly dehumanized.
It's sad.

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

Yeah they don't speak the language and no one will employ them what's your fucking excuse

tell you what i've never seen a syrian refugee bitch on a message board on how stressful it was to work at mcdonalds for a week

fucking neck yourself

Angel Gray
Angel Gray

Large Cole and a small Razor.

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

Can't handle McDicks for a week

Holy shit you would die living my life.

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

fucking
i knew it
desu changed his name to Cole the Dane on steam

Owen Rivera
Owen Rivera

excuse me it's Crackers the Cockatrice now

Landon Butler
Landon Butler

does flipping burgers give you anxiety

Joshua Martin
Joshua Martin

what do you do for a ob squash kun

Adrian Bell
Adrian Bell

Ha

No. Work is where I am most relaxed.
I work in factories. Use to pull 12 hour days 6 days a week.

Currently working assembly in a plastics manufacturing plant.
Rips up my hands, but it's enjoyable work.

Luke Sanders
Luke Sanders

we have one of those at Kalona nearby a plastics factory
I hear its pretty shitty lol
enjoy it? Good enough to get by? getting cut up doesnt sound so very fun

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

working
wew

Andrew Williams
Andrew Williams

what were they on when they made movies for the psp lol

Eli James
Eli James

*pets*

Angel Wood
Angel Wood

sup

David Price
David Price

It's what I use to do before I moved.
I'm already running the fastest line for my part on my own.

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

Chilling before work.
Then it's the weekend.

Sup with you?

Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

Hi NEET.

Benjamin Harris
Benjamin Harris

gave up on sleeping.

here now

Jack Gomez
Jack Gomez

your calling is a factory man eh my dude?
my dad was in that line of work for a while
it's a good one if you're down with puttin g in the work i'd think
the benefits worth it?

Nicholas Diaz
Nicholas Diaz

Any plans?

I make 11.50 an hour, but have no idea what my benefits are. Every quarter I get a check for the extra production. They usually hit around a grand.

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

Because I own stock in the company that is.

Hunter Wood
Hunter Wood

Tfw swedish fish is more of a burden than any refugee could be. Even the ISIS terror cell ones.

Chase Gutierrez
Chase Gutierrez

Yeah, so, why are you such a nice guy? I understand what you're doing in /waifu/, you are just here because

everyone on /waifu/ is happy to listen to you about being an oldfag, you were of whatever community that everybody

should be able to post in your board.
Why don't you get the stay a bit longer, friendo. This is a waifu thread, but all you do is reply some valuable

insights.

You're just a huge-hearted person who cares about everyone and loves to make /waifu/ happy, the place where you

behave like what you actually are, a nice person.
And I can go on an on about how much lovely you are, and that's why bullies are dying.
You just know to tolerate, you huge friend that you are.
You're the person who is liked that 4chan is talking about.
You're the nice man who just came in here and behaves like he's not a completly retard, because he isn't

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

the fuck do you assemble

Grayson Sanders
Grayson Sanders

overdose on caffeine

teach Michael how to play rimworld

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

I see Sharia law is in full effect in post-Brexit UK.

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

rimworld

Nathan Smith
Nathan Smith

I would sooneraccept Sharia than dutch cuckholdery.

Oliver Jackson
Oliver Jackson

It's a game about eating ass

Evan Rodriguez
Evan Rodriguez

It would be easy to find me if I said.

Is it fun?

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

are you serious or is this a meme
that would be a very bad thing

Lucas Fisher
Lucas Fisher

nobody wants to find you

Jeremiah Thomas
Jeremiah Thomas

yes?
super

Zachary Brown
Zachary Brown

I've had enough people threaten me with info.
I think I'm going to stick with my privacy.

Luke Evans
Luke Evans

Super duper.

Nathan James
Nathan James

Isn't the mystery half the fun?

Julian Torres
Julian Torres

Master didn't leave me because master is the best and I seriously don't understand how one person can be so generous and loving and forgiving I love you master you make me so happy I'm sorry I can't return the favor due to me being a retarded piece of shit but I'll do my best I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorryMaster didn't leave me because master is the best and I seriously don't understand how one person can be so generous and loving and forgiving I love you master you make me so happy I'm sorry I can't return the favor due to me being a retarded piece of shit but I'll do my best I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

Mason Collins
Mason Collins

I've had enough people threaten me with info.

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Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

i AM MORE MEME THAN MAN, SO WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT A MEME?

Cooper Howard
Cooper Howard

who?

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

Do you prefer to swallow cum
or to have it in your bum?

Julian Harris
Julian Harris

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Eli Allen
Eli Allen

Hardly matters.

Adam King
Adam King

Master didn't leave me because master is the best and I seriously don't understand how one person can be so generous and loving and forgiving I love you master you make me so happy I'm sorry I can't return the favor due to me being a retarded piece of shit but I'll do my best I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorryMaster didn't leave me because master is the best and I seriously don't understand how one person can be so generous and loving and forgiving I love you master you make me so happy I'm sorry I can't return the favor due to me being a retarded piece of shit but I'll do my best I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

Jaxson Fisher
Jaxson Fisher

i love when the dashboard takes forever to load only when you need it

Jeremiah Anderson
Jeremiah Anderson

Probably swallowing but the lingering taste of it is weird

Daniel Garcia
Daniel Garcia

youv'e had alot dick desu
but you ain't had mine

Joseph White
Joseph White

It is extremely important to me that I leave my cum, every drop, somewhere inside my female partner. I don't know if this is instinctual - mother nature pushing me toward impregnating my partner or maybe a primal need to "mark my territory". Could be a practical consideration, avoiding the mess and clean up afterwards if I spurt all over the sheets or floor. Likely a combination of all these factors, and probably more I'm not aware of.

As far as where I prefer to cum, deep into my partner's rectum is my preference. This is not so much based on feel, but I very much enjoy placing my seed in my favorite part of the female anatomy, the rectum. On occasion my partner will need to have a BM after anal sex - I love the idea that my "cum enema" was responsible for her evacuation.

Christopher Cooper
Christopher Cooper

https://youtu.be/iEtPZxhkWEk?t=5m23s

Jaxson Baker
Jaxson Baker

Sometimes i worry subtle will find out about my secret crush on him.

Angel Gomez
Angel Gomez

ugh

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

Hey my little pet! How is it going today? Hope you do not mind the electroshock collar I bought for you, but spillage must just be properly avoided.
I am glad to see, that the progress you made is astonishing and that the loud screams you made when we went balls deep into your backside are slowly silencing down. Keep on trying harder and harder, one day you will may be able to fulfill that dream of a eightsome in every hole hunny.
Love ya.

Brody Wright
Brody Wright

Dont you like memes, bard?

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

i need more

Colton Sanchez
Colton Sanchez

h-haha yeah memes are hilarious
i l-like uh
r-rage comics haha
le trollface

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little cunts that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay /g/, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the fucking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shit's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT!". Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!". By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here's the kicker, /g/, I look her straight in the eye and say, 'Mam, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE. And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mom isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just s we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. Sobbing like the cunt she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob.

Jackson Fisher
Jackson Fisher

this pasta properly describes how much I hate kids

Ryder Mitchell
Ryder Mitchell

yisssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Connor Phillips
Connor Phillips

fuck my dumb mouth

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

Did you fuck up?

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

I can't remember.
All I remember is that my internet crashed, and I passed out in bed, and forgot to turn the laptop off.

Adam Nguyen
Adam Nguyen

yeah guys I h-hate kids lol im not pedophile lol kids suck

William Brooks
William Brooks

At least you didn't pass out on the street with some tramps :^)

Ryder Cruz
Ryder Cruz

T^T

Aaron Nguyen
Aaron Nguyen

Help somebody who can good at computer

Not so bad!

Gavin Cox
Gavin Cox

I'm so happy that everything is a bit hazy though.
I can't freak out over something I can't remember...

I remember doing a system restore on my computer.

I remember saying mean things to a guy on stream.

I remember visiting work at closing time drunk and see the regional manager telling me off...

I don't think I do anything TOO bad though.

I need to be punished. ;w;

Luke Russell
Luke Russell

I miss being a mess like scanner

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

Lock me up and keep me away from all the bad poisons pls.

Ryan Flores
Ryan Flores

oh god i hate meself

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

Let's wallow in self pity together.
Will you be my hangover-suicidewatch-buddy?

Sebastian Perry
Sebastian Perry

Now you know how everyone else feels about you.

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

anyone else remember this?
https://twitter.com/YoghurtStraw1

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

Nonono not self-pity

Just hate. Like how you hate the table leg when you stub a toe.

lmao ok

Angel Collins
Angel Collins

Yoghurt is 2013
shit

Robert Gomez
Robert Gomez

tfw you've done nothing for 3.5 years

Ryder Jackson
Ryder Jackson

no seriously I fucking hate kids. unless they're well disciplined and don't scream at the top of their lungs like fucking sirens

James Scott
James Scott

Who the fuck thought it would be a wonderful idea to put everything in update()

Ayden Garcia
Ayden Garcia

Shit fuck

Isaiah Morales
Isaiah Morales

I remember more.
I remember posting an old code of conduct thing I did, a old guide for new posters when Aneki was a thing to the volunteer chat.

Because I wanted to show how to post word documents or something like that because the volunteer leader didn't know how to fucking use a computer.

Read like this.

1. Avoid Kroni, any interaction will cause you ill will, migraines and emotional outbursts.
2. Use caution when bonding with Kamuu, he exudes 'Slut Radiation' and prolonged exposure will incur 'lonely prostate'.
3. Bullies, bullies everywhere. Scoots can only save you from so much.
4. SCANNER should not be allowed to do the following: Start a vicious cult in order 'to bring about the return of joy, flesh and maybe Haikus', lay eggs inside you with his 'patented insect proboscis', drink alcohol whilst posting for 'fun times' or be encouraged to enact other aberration-al behaviour. Nor is he a 'funsmith', 'a wild dj', 'a leg end' or 'a sexual deviant from another dimension'.
Z-tier posters stay in Z-tier for a reason.
5. Please enjoy your stay, for you can never leave.
6. Don't ever tell Soto about minors in your area. Don't ever tell Soto that you are a minor. In fact, refrain from mentioning minors around Soto.
7. Prolonged exposure to Erin will incur: Unrequited love, inappropriate proclamations of love and desire for Erin, an increased interest in thigh high socks, increased aggression to perceived rivals and other romantic silliness. Fall in love at your own peril.
8. Any exclamations of violence, bodily harm and aggression towards one's self from Bloodchan are actually signs of affection. (Inversely, any signs of affection from either SCANNER or Yan are actually calls to violence.)

Ahhh... pure hatred.
You should take it out on something.

Grayson Phillips
Grayson Phillips

No

Anthony Sullivan
Anthony Sullivan

That fucking feel, meng.

That fucking feel.

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

But I really have no idea of self control and self presevation. ;3;

Parker Jackson
Parker Jackson

I am going to refactor the SHIT out of it.

Justin Reyes
Justin Reyes

What does refactor mean?
Is it sexy in any way?

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

No it hurts to do when you're dumb and try to solve a dumber problem

Jonathan Flores
Jonathan Flores

Its too late Scanner. It is too late for you. It is too late for a few of us.

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

Not absolutely nothing

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

Just become a cute trap and play games on Twitch for money.

Samuel White
Samuel White

I don't know if there's a market for that..

Angel Miller
Angel Miller

*gives you the succ*

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

So basically it means breaking something down in a dumber way to get over a smart but annoying thing?

DESPAIR, MY WAYWARD FRIENDS
FOR THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

Easton Phillips
Easton Phillips

tfw you can only stream when drunk
or be bothered to post

Parker Butler
Parker Butler

hey subtle i wanna do something for a change

i wanna do you

Luke Wilson
Luke Wilson

You're doing that while your boyfriend watches?

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

Maybe you can fool em. Also holy shit

Nice.

Nonono

Making a dumb thing smart.

It shouldn't have been dumb in first place but it happens easily.

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

o shit my head hurts

Jaxon Flores
Jaxon Flores

*pet*

Ryan Perry
Ryan Perry

That is way more than just a "crush"

Can you imagine the shitstorm if you were pulling thousands of viewers then it turned out you were a guy

Charles Clark
Charles Clark

sometimes i think of chaining you to a bedpost and raping you for days

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

anyway yeah let's meet up

i'll book the motel

Andrew Cook
Andrew Cook

I love you master

Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez

^^

What do you do

Show bulge under cosplay pantsu, of course.

Brayden Rogers
Brayden Rogers

Waiting for that butt head subtle to play games with me and talking to you. How are you darling

Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

you ever just think about what subtle would look like without eyelids

Bentley Rodriguez
Bentley Rodriguez

But does it work better if it is dumb?

What are you trying to fix?

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson

the fuck did I just get myself into

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

Wouldn't that probably result in the opposite?

Evan Watson
Evan Watson

1324429
THIS

Holy Shit like why?

Also sup goggles.

How's Australia? Might move there because of how bad things might get over here.

Then again Canada has free health....

Hard choices.

SCANNER how's United Kingdom?

lewd. Also we're fucked. right?

Joseph Green
Joseph Green

Ok that's not such a bad fantasy
THIS HOWEVER
?!?!?
WHAT

Bentley Cook
Bentley Cook

I don't want any part of it.
I'm locking myself in my house.
THe UK can burn in hell for all I care.
My bedroom is safest place.

Landon Powell
Landon Powell

I want to pull off your fingernails.

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

My bedroom is safest place.
Got room for another?

EVERYONE TO SCANNER'S BEDROOM!!
SAFEST PLACE!

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

It's nerd stuff tho, do you wanna hear the specifics? I also have code for you to look and laugh at.

Are you a cute girl?

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

Be good to Subtle :3

Picture related, headache not getting better but I wanna fix.

Oliver Gomez
Oliver Gomez

I'm always good to the love of my life. Why not put a warm towel on your head and lie down

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

...Well United Kingdom is out of the question then.

FGFDS

Owen Thomas
Owen Thomas

I'll try to understand.
I can't read code, but I can understand jargon very well.

NONONONONONO!
Btw, got a sofa bed too in here

Carson Anderson
Carson Anderson

It's kinda like wanting to fap when you see a good doujin but your dick is limp from already having fapped to another doujin.

Asher Butler
Asher Butler

I wouldn't mind sleeping on that
Is it comfy?

Brayden Foster
Brayden Foster

New Game+ have a yuri doujin yet?

Camden Martin
Camden Martin

New Game!*

Aaron Phillips
Aaron Phillips

No idea.
Probably not, the sofa pillows are a mattress and nothing beats a good mattress.

Rent ain't cheap tho, one night will cost you one succ

Blake Watson
Blake Watson

At least that's not sexual

Ryan Flores
Ryan Flores

Okay!

So I made this mod, a manual transmission mod for GTA V and I think I did the memory manipulation part pretty well. I could only process input from natively supported inputs: the Xbox 360 controller and the keyboard. At first I used the game functionality to read out the controller but that wasn't reliable, so I switched over to a more generic way, using XInput. All is well, everything works great.

Then people start requesting I support steering wheels. Okay, so I like to try new stuff and do that. I went around a bit and grabbed the Logitech SDK. I didn't have a wheel at first so I just sort of jammed the new code inbetween the old code and there was no generic way of handling lots of inputs. I kinda hacked my way around with that, but the main body started relying on specific implementations. But it all worked. I left it for a while, and people with other wheels wanted in too. So I looked at DirectInput and then my brain BSOD'd, because swapping the Logitech methods with my own would be such a headache.

So now I'm trying to make the input readings more generic so I can change whatever the hell I want behind the scene and not need to edit the main code.

Yeah.

Brandon Ramirez
Brandon Ramirez

Also:

https://github.com/E66666666/GTAVManualTransmission

https://github.com/E66666666/GTAVManualTransmission/tree/DirectInput

I'm now fucking around with the DirectInput thing. I've mostly just run ReSharper through it. I spent the last hour and a half making a generic class, but I forgot I already sorta had one, so I threw away the new class and am now pulling in functionality into the existing one. It exists for a whole other purpose but 90% of the things I need to store and access is already in there and it's even aptly named for its new expanded functionality.

Nicholas Parker
Nicholas Parker

nice pic

you like bruising your girls? Or girl substitutes.

Adam Powell
Adam Powell

hue I totally forgot about AppVeyor.

Gabriel Kelly
Gabriel Kelly

Manual transmission mod
Like for driving?

That's fucking awesome.
So you basically broke down the memory and jammed in a middle man between controller and the driving software.

You know how you enter a car, then the mode changes? Was that a problem? Because you can't really use a wheel to drive on foot mode.

Thomas Watson
Thomas Watson

Oh sweet, you linked them to proper buttons too!

Carter Thompson
Carter Thompson

Yeh. Somebody using it here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rhH4aEJqo

Also that wasn't a problem, you can switch between keyboard, controller and wheel any time. I usually played with the controller near the wheel and grabbed that when exiting. The wheel isn't used for foot, it only activates when you're in a supported vehicle. (Car, bike).

Oh that's on todo too, expand it to planes and boats. Maybe learn how plane foot pedals work, but that's a secondary concern.

Anthony Smith
Anthony Smith

if they enjoy earning them

Michael Robinson
Michael Robinson

wow. that's cute.

you know what i look like? would you bruise me?

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

rip scan

Jose Green
Jose Green

I wouldn't :x

Brayden Brooks
Brayden Brooks

I'm back, just had to throw up.
Gonna run a bath to remove my sins.

Jacob Torres
Jacob Torres

you bastard

get the fuck out

Aaron Smith
Aaron Smith

BATH TIME

Btw, I have also got Bloody Mary mix to sort me out.

You guys gotta try it, it is fucking awesome even without vodka

Anthony Allen
Anthony Allen

magneto ;~;

Jason James
Jason James

help

Hunter Sanders
Hunter Sanders

I'm here bby.

Aiden Bell
Aiden Bell

My laptop has been acting like a total asshole lately and I don't know why.

Camden Sanders
Camden Sanders

it's cos it's full of shit

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

How to be generic

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

Awoo~

Adrian Sullivan
Adrian Sullivan

Yeah, probably. What's new?

Jaxson Sullivan
Jaxson Sullivan

Weewoo~

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

Who you calling generic?!

Bentley Peterson
Bentley Peterson

Hi Hi

Jayden Phillips
Jayden Phillips

People who take forever to reply annoy me so much. If I'm making an effort to communicate with you some effort on your part would be fucking swell.

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

How's life treating you today?

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

I dont think anyone gives a shit about peoples feelings here.

Evan Lopez
Evan Lopez

let's see

i started some light crossdressing. just pantyhose and a hoody that says "i'm a cat" that has kitten ears on the hood.

you know who likes it alots.

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

I am alright. Wish Ui was dead. Buy hey ho, not too shabby.
Been busy?

Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks

...Cookie?

Benjamin Parker
Benjamin Parker

My method

Jayden Baker
Jayden Baker

The other slag.

Henry Lee
Henry Lee

no. she's too young to know she wants to dom boys.

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

ohhh!
I get it now.

I dunno, if you suspend your disbelief you could actually care for another in this dreaded place.

Alexander Russell
Alexander Russell

The gril I like at work is going to Uni and I think I should've asked to hang out or see a movie or some shit.

Hrm. Loco's mam?

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

Sabrina. I will save the horseplay.
And well, that sucks... for your feelers, good on her though. BUT who is to say you've missed the boat.
When one door closes and what not
even though its a silly saying, thanks comedians.

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

So

fix

Nolan Thompson
Nolan Thompson

The thing is my particular set of quirky personality traits means that I have to reply as soon as possible and if other people don't I get nervous and antsy. And I'm trying to ask her when she's actually off the island.

I hate everything.

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

The ones in their teeth or their emotions?

AWOO!!!!!

I know of an incubus but no 'succ'ubus

Ryan Reyes
Ryan Reyes

I know that feel. There are a few people who take their time in replying to myself that makes me aggro. It wouldnt be so bad, but one or two people wait until like 1030pm to start chatting, and if they are taking 20-30 minutes to reply and I am sleeping normally then there is not much conversation going to be had. And I feel like I am letting someone down by going to bed when there has only been 2 or 3 things briefly discussed.

Hate everything?

Oh! I could watch UFC tomorrow :3

Angel Green
Angel Green

Awoo-ah-oooooooo!

Owen Myers
Owen Myers

scoots

Zachary Morales
Zachary Morales

GenericControlType struct vs String as key

Elijah Bailey
Elijah Bailey

What, you fix it?
Or am I fixing it?

I never programmed in my life.

Dylan White
Dylan White

see

Nicholas Cooper
Nicholas Cooper

Wait I don't have <string> so that'd be more overhead.

Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

I watched that Netflix show "Stranger Things" last night. I was up until like 5.45. It was amazing.

Andrew Morris
Andrew Morris

What's this song?

https://youtu.be/h0ufROYzTlU?t=12m36s

Oliver Sanders
Oliver Sanders

No.

Damn! I keep NOT watching that, you are like the 7th person to say how good it is... grrrrrr

Andrew Robinson
Andrew Robinson

unfunny - meme

Henry Cooper
Henry Cooper

;_;

Why you be so mean Ams

Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

It was completely worth staying up for.

Misanthropic tendencies.

Xavier Gonzalez
Xavier Gonzalez

Early NEW bread

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

NEW

Christian Edwards
Christian Edwards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PLVCYgE8iI

Benjamin Powell
Benjamin Powell

Haha, no.

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