Nerd/10 general

Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

Nerd/10 general

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

Aaron King
Aaron King

ugh
Lucky you. I'm quite jealous. How did that end up happening?

Luis Flores
Luis Flores

No, not lucky. I need money, not days off.

Well I had requested the days off for this wedding, but he gave me the wrong two days so now it seems like he's punishing me for his mistake by fixing the problem, but not giving me back my Sunday. And then I get Mondays off usually so that will be day 4.

On the plus side if I "accidentally" get obliterated at the reception I won't have to deal with a hangover at work haha

Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

Might as well make the best of it ^^
When is the wedding?

Jayden Thompson
Jayden Thompson

Welma
The pats don't cheat

Jackson Diaz
Jackson Diaz

Shopping/getting my hair did/girls night on Friday
Wedding on Saturday
Recovering/??? on Sunday
??? on Monday

:p

I know. I like the pats, but it's all I hear about being from here and stuff so I just go along with it ironically.

Ethan Cox
Ethan Cox

ayy lmao

Gavin Collins
Gavin Collins

Sounds like you have a lovely weekend ahead of you lol

Camden Ross
Camden Ross

I hope so^^

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

I know, deez losers man

Sebastian Parker
Sebastian Parker

SUCKS TO SUCK

Adam Sullivan
Adam Sullivan

I got my new license. It's so terrible lol

James Baker
James Baker

Hey Ui. I haven't seen you in forever.

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn

Ian Bennett
Ian Bennett

#REKT

Juan Kelly
Juan Kelly

someone carry me to bed

Alexander Reyes
Alexander Reyes

I can't even lift, bro :(

Jordan Allen
Jordan Allen

DID SOMEONE SAY NERD?!
I got 8 cans of lager, and I'm out of work, later to watch a Nick Cave film with mates.

Jack Gutierrez
Jack Gutierrez

Dice rollRolled 5 (1d20)

Spoken like a true nerd

Have a 1d20

Luis Gutierrez
Luis Gutierrez

I'm only 127 Ilbs

Nolan Gonzalez
Nolan Gonzalez

I struggle with the 36 pound boxes at work so I make old guy bob get all my freezer stock for me :3

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

Elma, watch out for police! ur killing it!

Sebastian Garcia
Sebastian Garcia

anime circlejerk

None of you even circlejerk about anime.

Hunter Rogers
Hunter Rogers

Just been livin the dream ya know.
hbu

Cameron Brown
Cameron Brown

owh well okay
thats clever

please?

Wyatt Roberts
Wyatt Roberts

What's your favorite anime user?

my top three are blood + naruto and kill la kill yourself

John Adams
John Adams

yea what the hell, right?

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

POLICIA!?

Because anime is shit.

I guess so. My muscles are atrophying and I hate smashing my boobies so I just get him to do it lol

Kevin Williams
Kevin Williams

I meant it like this, Scoots

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

I feel bad.

James Martin
James Martin

That's pretty far, you're really over-estimating my strength here.

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

It's a ranked game too.

Henry Lewis
Henry Lewis

YO NIGGA, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT 91 DAYS?

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

suddenly remembering that one scene in blood + where a little boy gets raped and turns to stone
that was such a weird episode.

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

Ya! Ya! Ya!
tonight at 6
the sewers run red with
b u r g u d y ' s
blood

Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

I love lamp

Jackson Brooks
Jackson Brooks

but be nice to him though.
cause he nice

ill just wait out the months and once there ask again

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

Living the roller coaster. Though I'm really tired right now.

Anthony Peterson
Anthony Peterson

There is /a/ for that

Samuel Wright
Samuel Wright

He's twice my age and is a weirdo pervert so fair's fair.

David Davis
David Davis

Plus it's kinda like a power trip bossing around a veteran lol

Gabriel Gray
Gabriel Gray

daww go to sleep silly.

Don't waste your time here

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

hahahahaha good one

Brody Adams
Brody Adams

cool image

Jason Foster
Jason Foster

NO U! :D SCOOTS BEST ONE! YAY! :D

Logan Parker
Logan Parker

You never been to Nam, you dodged the draft taking trips in random cargo ships and couch surfing, making a career doing prog rock, like a pussy.

Matthew Morris
Matthew Morris

damn where u get these senpai?

Ethan Hernandez
Ethan Hernandez

Nobody's too young for a Vietnam flashback. Those were dark times for me too :(

Charles Allen
Charles Allen

tfw you emasculate a 40 yera old veteran and he beats the shit out of you, a 17 year old girl
worth it

William Butler
William Butler

No, I was just thinking standard distance from a living room to master bedroom in a decent house is pretty far to carry something that weighs over the limit of your strength.

Jayden Ortiz
Jayden Ortiz

Aye aye.

Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

You aren't a girl though.

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

NO UR BEST ELMA :D

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

He's 52 and I'm 26, but yeah.. Sometimes we all try to push his buttons too much and he freaks out lol

Ryder Gonzalez
Ryder Gonzalez

-hugs-

goodnight :3

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

Saigon brothels were the best though.
Had to fake my own death in a tiger pit because I fathered so many bastards.

Lincoln Murphy
Lincoln Murphy

okay yeah, then it's just.
creepy guys get nothing

what if it's already in the bedroom?

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

SCOOTER I AM TREE! YAY! :D

Have you seen that Christopher Walken movie where he ends up staying after being a POW and stuff? He ends up gambling with Russian roulette and shit cause he can't unsee the shit he's done and stuff. It's psychological and heartbreaking really.

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

I've heard about it, I really need to see it though.
Another classic film I gotta see.

Austin Foster
Austin Foster

y a y

:D

BEST AT LEAFING

Jacob Turner
Jacob Turner

Sometime's he'll be all like

"E-elma, did I do something? Are you angry with me?"

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

WITNESSED

Parker Morris
Parker Morris

is Sukitte Ii na yo worth watching?

I'm almost done with Ore monogatari

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

It's cray cray.

I giggled. This indicates you winning.

Christian Mitchell
Christian Mitchell

I'll try, but if I say I'm dropping you, then you better be ready to stand up.

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

play competitive mode in game
someone on enemy team quits
we had 2 people queued together that refuse to switch off their heroes
we lose because of it and they're laughing and trolling the whole game
spam chat with expletives and whatnot as I'm tilted

Your fellow players have reported you for abusive language and your account has been silenced for 24 hours.

TOP KEK

Ayden Reed
Ayden Reed

the trying is enough
of course

Owen Garcia
Owen Garcia

SO TILTED BRAH

Colton Sanders
Colton Sanders

Ranked games are fun.

Lincoln Hall
Lincoln Hall

Winning is all I ever do.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ALL I DO IS WIN

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

Yeah
The ED is really nice

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

W-win me sometime, sempai

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

MEDIOCRE

Ever heard of the Jack Rabbit podcast?

Christopher Carter
Christopher Carter

Don't worry, I'm not a cunt.
I won't just drop you.

I'll let go of your legs first so you actually have a chance.

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

I've listened to 0 podcasts ever so no.

Jayden Jackson
Jayden Jackson

i WILL WIN YOU THE TOP TEDDEH

Ryan Wright
Ryan Wright

shit gets better at higher ranks but I was so pissed that I still had to deal with 12 year old trolls throwing a 6v5 game even at 2830+ rank

Michael Bell
Michael Bell

:O what's that mean??

Daniel Butler
Daniel Butler

you get the best tier of carnie teddeh

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

I'm still like 200 away from 2500.

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

:( I don't know what that is!

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

2700.

Parker Powell
Parker Powell

*showers with glitter*

Oliver Allen
Oliver Allen

play videogames
get mad when children play them

hah

Ethan King
Ethan King

"glitter"

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

;) yes bbgirl

Nathan Garcia
Nathan Garcia

./////////////////////////.

I.. I..

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

?

Kids should stick to QP.

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

I don't know.

Caleb Cooper
Caleb Cooper

tfw this is pmuch you

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

Go insane, go insane,
Throw some glitter,
make it rain.

Aiden Garcia
Aiden Garcia

KE$HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BOOTS AND BOYS

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

Ke$ha is love
Ke$ha is life

Isaac Sanders
Isaac Sanders

My old roommate and I used to jam out to Kesha all the time lol

Asher Brooks
Asher Brooks

I hate my dad and died my hair green to spite him

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

i hate my dad too

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

My dad and I are cool now.

He kicks my ass in jarts so I kick his in cribbage.

Brody Hernandez
Brody Hernandez

D-I-N-O-S-A?

Nathaniel Hughes
Nathaniel Hughes

DADDY ISSUES GENERAL

Tyler Adams
Tyler Adams

I'm not that old :(

Austin Parker
Austin Parker

K-Y Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

i hate my dad so i call the guys i fuck my daddy

Isaac Martin
Isaac Martin

Speak and spell G-E-N-E-R-A-L

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

I was going to make a joke about hating dads and giving them blowjobs in spite, but that feels a bit tasteless.

Wyatt Watson
Wyatt Watson

like my dad's cock

Bentley Turner
Bentley Turner

I was not suggesting such
just a kesha song i find fun woo woo
sirry :3

Samuel Adams
Samuel Adams

That's incest and incest is only good if it's your sibling

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

not swallowing your siblings

Joseph Barnes
Joseph Barnes

Oh... I didn't think of it like that.

John Young
John Young

incest

I think you mean WINcest

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

inb4 swedish

Julian King
Julian King

It's my imouto's birthday tomorrow but I can't give her the donger

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

Kind of wish my brother would give me a dicking too.

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

Moogs, who is this wonderful bird creature?

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

Too black for the white kids and to white for the blacks

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

another lesbian on mlp

Leo Evans
Leo Evans

my german teacher in high school was kesh's cousin. kesha's an extremely chill gal from what my teacher told us.

Wyatt Wilson
Wyatt Wilson

sorry
wuz dining

you have my trust

James King
James King

But my brother's an asshole.
And completely not my type.

I don't want to wincest him.

Can I just adopt an imouto?

Gilda, a Griffin.
IIRC.

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

it must be bound by blood

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

Post skin tone~

OH I remember that episode!

Jaxon Wilson
Jaxon Wilson

My nipples are itchy again ^~^

Jason Gutierrez
Jason Gutierrez

K here is my arm
My phone's camera is absolute garbage tho

Bentley Hughes
Bentley Hughes

every few weeks the skin inside my nipple that is against my piercings comes out

it's hard to articulate

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

tfw boobs haven't hurt in almost a year
boob growth when.

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

I'll seal a blood pact.
I even have a ritual looking dagger we could use.

I'll even draw a pentagram in salt, and light lavender candles to really drive the experience home.

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

You're like... lightly toasted bread :3c

That sounds horrendous.

It's like every week and a half or so.

Evan Roberts
Evan Roberts

you also need the obsidian blade

spurt the blood in their mouth
i play with them too much

Oliver Baker
Oliver Baker

tfw boobs haven't even grown since the first six months of HRT
I'm gonna need implants I swear.

Andrew Taylor
Andrew Taylor

and a smartie pants

Robert Peterson
Robert Peterson

Maybe I can be your daddy

Wyatt Walker
Wyatt Walker

I get darker if I stay out in the sun long enough
I haven't really been able to with working thirds and all

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

That doesn't sound right.

Aren't you supposed to mix blood in a bowl or cup, and share it with the people involved?

Or, more casually, just cut eachother's hands and mix it that way?

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

Yeah, you probably shouldn't do that, baka.

Send a bill to the government like you do everything else.

lol that's called a tan and they're dreadful.

I should look for a third shift job since I keep getting fucked on my hours since it's slow season now. Like I just got delayed til 5 now and I had myself a ride in and everything :(

Owen Williams
Owen Williams

medicaid doesn't pay for boob jobs

Sebastian Brown
Sebastian Brown

I kinda like it a little darker tbh

Thirds are pretty awful. I miss out on a lot of stuff because I sleep all day I hardly get to spend time with my family since they have to be at work when I'm up. It really sucks :c

Lincoln Powell
Lincoln Powell

Better get a job then~

Shift differential though! I guess since you hang out with your fam that might not be worth it then. iunno. I survive on my own so it's a little different.

Bentley Sanchez
Bentley Sanchez

There is nothing wrong with incest.

Charles Green
Charles Green

It is only a matter a time till Mister Mekoteur does a deviant vid about your fetish.

Speaking of which, ashamed to amid, sorta into vore

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

My sister was into rule 34 of Supernatural for a time.

I can agree with this statement, so long as I've watching other siblings bone.

Jaxon Powell
Jaxon Powell

habit
does he even do shit anymore

Hunter Morris
Hunter Morris

Let's be gay fathers together so we can bully the fuck out of our adopted spawnling.

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

tfw wincest with my big sister soon

Carter Collins
Carter Collins

Occasional live shit-talking, but he made a thing about deviantart. Moved on from shitting on tumblr because that is stale, rotten shit now.

Henry Mitchell
Henry Mitchell

Living on your own sounds kinda nice. Though I don't think I could stand being completely alone.

Julian Mitchell
Julian Mitchell

Ew

Ewwwwww

Camden Cox
Camden Cox

Post sordid chatlogs with sister.

Your disgust only makes me stronger.

Ayden Gutierrez
Ayden Gutierrez

miss internet insanity

though i am ashamed to have enjoyed it

Owen Perry
Owen Perry

Scoots, mail me some MDMA, I NEED MADNESS

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

I swear if you dismiss this one I'm going to be mad.

Anthony Myers
Anthony Myers

Well, it is the new freakshow now.

Kevin Nelson
Kevin Nelson

might be as early as October. gonna cum in her but.

only little bits an pieces

Josiah Gonzalez
Josiah Gonzalez

maybe

Liam Sanders
Liam Sanders

?
it was just put together real well

Benjamin Myers
Benjamin Myers

Fine with me

Oh god, she cybers like me.

Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

Nice~

Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

this is like a weird rp right

Anthony Reyes
Anthony Reyes

Just ban them.
Seriously.

Brandon Gomez
Brandon Gomez

no, we legit have the same dad and found out when we were already lewding. it's muh fetish and she's a slut tho

Blake Russell
Blake Russell

Dice rollRolled 10 (1d20)

nat 1, ban me
nat 20, give me something to do.

Brayden Flores
Brayden Flores

This person is a sad little moron. Banning them would be a service to the threads.

Landon Campbell
Landon Campbell

Habits can be broken^^

There are pros and cons. I'm only sorta completely alone. My roommate works normal people hours and I work mostly 2nds or all days so I don't see her often and then there's the dogs, but I hate the dogs and we only know each other through her ex fiance who used to live here and left but I ended up staying so sometimes it's awkward.

William Kelly
William Kelly

tfw no kirino-like imouto in my life

Adam Lopez
Adam Lopez

I am not wrong.

Noah King
Noah King

hrm

my half sister is a repulsive person
that requires work though
false reporting is a bannable offense sir

take a lap

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

Dice rollRolled 16 (1d20)

Sad little moron
That could mean a lot of people.

Btw, you know this always how drama storms happen?

Remember that shitposter who was a total cunt? I forgot his name. But he would talk mad shit and was the first person to be legit banned from here.

And then there was the whole aneki thing...

Brayden Diaz
Brayden Diaz

My dogs are pretty much all I have and the puppy hates me ;~;

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

*Incoherent bitching*

Aiden Morales
Aiden Morales

You've somehow sunk to a new low.

Ian Thomas
Ian Thomas

Well, yeah.

Lazy.

Pets are terrible.

This isn't news though.

Julian Peterson
Julian Peterson

You're thinking of Kroni.

Joseph Taylor
Joseph Taylor

Taking pictures of their vomit wasn't low enough?

Thomas Martin
Thomas Martin

who we banning?

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

Not good kitties :3

Sebastian Gonzalez
Sebastian Gonzalez

oh yeah uhhhh

fuck i forgot his name too but i know exactly who you are talking about

but he was in like a perpetual autism fit like there was no calming him down

with sweed it's like watching Frank Reynolds spiral deeper and deeper down into depravity and insanity it's actually really insightful for me to see aside from being entertaining

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

Apparently entering an erotic relationship with a half-sibling was a possibility we didn't even account for.

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

Does anyone here actually like Fish?

Sci is the new Kroni.

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

when bait goes too far

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

Wh-who's a good kitty~?

I like Fish a little bit.

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

I wouldnt say I disliked them enough to ban them, if that is who you are wanting banned

Ian Perez
Ian Perez

When this guy gets locked up, I hope I find out about it

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

Out of entertainment or otherwise?

They legit are creepy.

Leo Kelly
Leo Kelly

Jesus fucking christ

You're like some postmodern joke you know that

Fucking hell

Jordan Sanchez
Jordan Sanchez

I am!

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

I want to help them not be such a goddam leech.

And yes, I understand that it is futile. I just wanna help.

Yes you are~

Oliver Ramirez
Oliver Ramirez

another one

Kayden Martin
Kayden Martin

There have been and still are creepier posters.

Tyler Powell
Tyler Powell

Good luck with that.

Honestly if we can get rid of Sci then I can be happy.

Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

Oh well whatevs. If sci and/or fish are banned it hardly really impacts on my posting experience. Just saying as all.
Just seems a little odd considering things.

David Morris
David Morris

The threads should be tailored to my needs.

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

tfw the cuckroaches start to get their shit together

Evan Flores
Evan Flores

You could have been admin. Twas you that threw away the position of fuhrer.

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

Boo comes back to user post because even the traps don't want him

It was just so awful.

Nolan Long
Nolan Long

welcome back boo

Landon Jenkins
Landon Jenkins

What could have been so awful in ONE day?

Jaxson Lee
Jaxson Lee

oh sorry jack

i mixed you two up

Luis Brown
Luis Brown

A week.
And I would have to tell you in private.

Gabriel Powell
Gabriel Powell

If when you see Trump memery your first thought isn't Boo then you're doing something wrong.

Evan Reed
Evan Reed

we could have had it all.
Rolling in the deeep.

Sebastian Russell
Sebastian Russell

The weight of our sins.

Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

bump

Ayden Wright
Ayden Wright

where did everyone go

Blake Campbell
Blake Campbell

And the only kingdom see,
is 2 foot wide and six foot deep.

Logan White
Logan White

I was finishing up the blood ritual with a qtpi loli in my area to make her my blood sister.

Easton Watson
Easton Watson

and the only kingdom you'll see**

fuggen fuck my shit fam

Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

She probably gave you several diseases

Mason Nguyen
Mason Nguyen

But it also means I can have hot incest sex with an imouto.

Brody Rivera
Brody Rivera

Imoutos are shit
onee-sans are far superior

Evan Gutierrez
Evan Gutierrez

Tbh, you're right.

But I'm 24, so I have to be the onee-chan.

Robert Long
Robert Long

You can be my oneechan

Easton Lee
Easton Lee

I want to be the imouto.

Anthony King
Anthony King

Are you offering to be my imouto?

Carson Green
Carson Green

tfw you can't wait to cum inside your neesan

Brayden Cox
Brayden Cox

I'm not a girl
I can't be an imouto

Ayden Sanders
Ayden Sanders

Boys can be girls too, yknow.

Brody Powell
Brody Powell

the cholesterol can't kill you fast enough

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

If fish slashed his wrist with a open chef boyarde can, would we really all lament?

Robert Young
Robert Young

I don't wanna be a girl tho

Hudson Wilson
Hudson Wilson

ikt

why does donald duck hate islam

Christopher Bell
Christopher Bell

You can be Hideyoshi.

They hate competition in winning over 6 year olds' hearts.

Jacob Cox
Jacob Cox

Oh that weird blonde-haired guy is still going

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

Hmm maybe

Jason Edwards
Jason Edwards

he's still biggest in the polls.
he now wants to ban the Quran and close all mosques.

James Carter
James Carter

Oh man. I finally worked up the bravery to spray the yellow jackets and like 800 of them swarmed out and I had to run back inside like a pussy.

That was so scary.

#blog

PS Pumpkin spice macchiatos are fantastic

Adrian Sullivan
Adrian Sullivan

Bees are the worst
Either them or mosquitoes

Eli Kelly
Eli Kelly

Wasps are the living embodiment of natures hatred for all things living.

Ethan Moore
Ethan Moore

Are you qt

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

Bees are one thing. Yellow jackets and bald-faced hornets are other problems entirely x_x

Have you ever seen a queen yellow jacket? They're about 2.5 inches long and frightening.

Just.. yeah.

I think they're really cool as long as I don't have to be near them. I used to be a huge entomology nerd as a kiddo haha

Elijah Robinson
Elijah Robinson

Not likely

Leo Murphy
Leo Murphy

Pic

Jason Wilson
Jason Wilson

This commercial gets me every time. I don't know if it's the 'mones or what but omg

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

At least we don't have those Asian hornets
The regular ones are that size by themselves i dont even want to know how big the queen is

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

No thanks

Ethan Davis
Ethan Davis

I bet you don't even own a cute skirt you bigot

Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

Asian giant hornets are fucking scary.
Just a handful of them can take out tens of thousands of bees.

They're like hornets from hell.

David Rodriguez
David Rodriguez

I can't wait for winter to kill off all these insects

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

I probably never will

Lucas Long
Lucas Long

I saw an insect once, it was terrible.

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

japanese wasps are the scariest motherfuckers in existence

but the bumblebees are badass as fuck and kill them literally by surrounding it and cooking it with their body heat

Xavier Price
Xavier Price

Yeah, that video where they're ripping the heads off of the regular bees is so gnarly. I wanna sync that up to some Slayer or something. That could be cool.

So metals.

YEAH THIS VID

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

Reminds me of that Buck Bumble N64 game ^~^

Owen Brown
Owen Brown

Why is this so funny

Bentley Carter
Bentley Carter

I would say destroy them all but that would mean no more honeys

Grayson Sullivan
Grayson Sullivan

And humans think they invented war and genocide.

Cameron Scott
Cameron Scott

Nature is fucking scary.

Luis Carter
Luis Carter

waow
a free crown

Josiah Gray
Josiah Gray

that is some cheap looking shit

Daniel Powell
Daniel Powell

but the expensive one has no free crown
what a deal

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

ReSharper is cheating.

Carson Wood
Carson Wood

I love the Ellen show so much

Robert Gutierrez
Robert Gutierrez

It's so HEARTWARMING

shut up, happy tears ahhh

Michael Gray
Michael Gray

Tarantula Hawk Wasp > Alle

John Morales
John Morales

I really like stick bugs ^~^

Isaiah Harris
Isaiah Harris

Fucking die

Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

That's a Cazador.

Fuck them.

Camden Morales
Camden Morales

Maybe I can be your pumpkin spice

Easton Morgan
Easton Morgan

Maybe I can be your basic bitch and drink you up

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, check mate'd

Thomas Harris
Thomas Harris

<3 Boop boop

Justin White
Justin White

Do they not sell any napalm at your local ammunation?

Christian Carter
Christian Carter

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

Not that I know of, but I can make some^^

Bentley Smith
Bentley Smith

is it trying to tell me im shit

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

no headphone jack on the new iphone

what a fucking joke

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

It is also not thinner.

There also exists other phones who are thinner and has 3.5 mm headphone ports.

Thomas Reyes
Thomas Reyes

that might be a better solution for your insect problem.
you adorable genocidal maniac

Benjamin King
Benjamin King

not realizing all good headphones are bluetooth/wireless

ISHYGDDT

Brandon Jones
Brandon Jones

wireless music

hahahHJAHAHAHAHA

YOU FUCKING RETARD

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

But you can pay £160 a pair for some shit quality bluetooth earphones that you will lose in 5 minutes don't worry!

Isaac Nelson
Isaac Nelson

quality bait

Asher Clark
Asher Clark

side effect of sleeping pills is a painful raging erection
neat

Josiah Green
Josiah Green

Erin's still going to buy it.

Ayden Edwards
Ayden Edwards

Please stop

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

That would like burn down the house though. "They're coming out of the goddam walls!" /Aliens

:3

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

Wires Are fucking bullshit

Robert Foster
Robert Foster

gotta go

toodles, thread people <3

Elijah Jenkins
Elijah Jenkins

Later.

John Roberts
John Roberts

LOL

Blake Walker
Blake Walker

Dead horse.

Brayden Flores
Brayden Flores

Please contact your physician if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours.

You mean that isn't normal?

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

horse meat is nice

Dominic Mitchell
Dominic Mitchell

thats not funny tho... sry

Adrian Evans
Adrian Evans

mistress makes me keep it hard all day no matter what should i be worried

Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

what actually worries me is the cock ring

it can't be good to cut off circulation for that long

Isaiah Sanders
Isaiah Sanders

when a program just says "restart to update" and you're not sure whether it means the program itself or your entire fucking computer

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

it means restart the computer dude

Noah Rivera
Noah Rivera

Most programs won't prompt you to restart if they mean for the program, they'll just patiently wait for you to close them.

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FINISHED IT AND NOW I'M SO UNSATISFIED AND JUST WANT MORE CUTE AND FLUFFY ROMANCY STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Anthony Nguyen
Anthony Nguyen

..the
entire
thing??

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

What's it called?

Brayden Wilson
Brayden Wilson

change all c-style casts to c++-style <static_cast>s

why

for what purpose

Jeremiah Reyes
Jeremiah Reyes

Generic Girl with Autism #23424324234.

Aiden Jones
Aiden Jones

The entire thing.
Maybe I should go through and cap Mao.
Mao and Hina.

Taiyou no Ie

Benjamin Rogers
Benjamin Rogers

vietnam flashback

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Isaac Cook
Isaac Cook

I breaked cause I thought I was going too fast.
I was wrong

you do that!

Levi Reed
Levi Reed

I'd've just been super disappointed and upset if I didn't finish it.

She's a major sweety, and her growth was nice.

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

ohh I get it.
ill make extra sure to finish then.

Dylan Hall
Dylan Hall

Friend-chan has maybe a bit too much fun teasing her.
It's amazing.

Lincoln Long
Lincoln Long

wow lewd

Leo Garcia
Leo Garcia

I'm in for some good scenes I see

Andrew Ramirez
Andrew Ramirez

Back, drunk, ready for service.

Luke Parker
Luke Parker

Thanks

Ethan Edwards
Ethan Edwards

I really wanna get drunk and watch football, but i am too ill to even anything and getting drunk might not be helpful

;~; life is cruel

William Lopez
William Lopez

Got any really cute and light and fluffy romance SoL recommendations?

Joseph Bailey
Joseph Bailey

The Knick.

Kayden Williams
Kayden Williams

that's such a nice feat

Josiah Fisher
Josiah Fisher

To physically reign herself in from 100 straight down to 0 in a moment's notice?

Adam Green
Adam Green

yuh
and its terribly cute
cause you know the truth

Levi Gutierrez
Levi Gutierrez

n I don't read much manga

Wyatt Price
Wyatt Price

Tbh, if you got a hold of me when I was her age, I acted a lot like her.

Probably why I like her so much, actually.

I don't read much manga
What a fucking weeaboo.

Noah Long
Noah Long

super cute

what a lucky image find.

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

top tier

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

MORE THAN TOP TIER.
I HAVE ASCENDED.

Dylan Cooper
Dylan Cooper

ASCENDED?

NEED SPICE TO TRY AND KILL THIS ILL
GET VINDALOO

tIME TO NUKE EVERYTHING

Grayson Myers
Grayson Myers

MY MIND IS FULL OF BEER
AND MY BELLY IS CLEAR
COME TOGETHER NOW
BECAUSE THE MASHUP IS NEAR

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

welcome to blundertale

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

MY MIND IS FULL OF BEER
AND MY BELLY IS CLEAR

Zachary Reyes
Zachary Reyes

GET OUT OF HERE, DRAGONKIN

Xavier Roberts
Xavier Roberts

Does mead have gluten?

Landon Fisher
Landon Fisher

Is this a painful RPG?

William Cox
William Cox

the most painful

David Johnson
David Johnson

YOU CANNOT STOP THE SCANNER THREAD.

YOU CANNOT STOP THE ROLLOUT.

HOLY TRIUMVIRATE WHEN?

Hunter White
Hunter White

IT SHOULD HAPPEN

Someone needs to play more indie games.

Daniel Smith
Daniel Smith

RIFK FOREVER WAR

Jonathan Long
Jonathan Long

A FURRY, A GURO AND A JUNKIE WILL BRING THE END OF DAYS

Nicholas Wright
Nicholas Wright

CAPS LOCK, NO YOUS, IT BEGINS, SOON

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

gURO♥

Leo Green
Leo Green

NOT USING SHIFT

Easton Butler
Easton Butler

You do know that I've been using shift, like... this whole time... right?

Like, since forever...

Jacob Long
Jacob Long

Do you remember need for speed underground?

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

NFS:U2 was the best

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

On September 5th, 2016, Twitter user and University of Massachusetts Amherst student @JarodSasdi13[33] uploaded a picture of an email sent by his resident assistants that called for an end to Harambe jokes in his hall, claiming they were a “micro-aggression” and an attack on the black community.

The e-mail, which also suggested that the phrase “Dicks Out for Harambe” is a violation of Title IX sexual assault regulations, spread on Twitter and on websites like Breitbart[34] and The Daily Caller,[35] where it was widely derided for being an example of Social Justice Warrior overreach. The Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE)[36] claimed the e-mail was a laughable violation of free speech, writing, “UMass RAs might not see much benefit or value to the Harambe meme, but it is not a public university’s place to determine that students who write Harambe jokes on their whiteboards should be punished. To imply that the phrase ‘dicks out for Harambe’ is sexual harassment and worthy of a Title IX investigation is laughable. However, it’s not unbelievable that the RAs felt it necessary to send this email--they’re simply following school policy.”

UMass Amherst clarified in a statement given to VICE[37] that there would be no administrative action taken against Harambe memes, writing, “As an institution that values free speech and the exchange of ideas, UMass Amherst has not taken any steps to ban jokes or references about Harambe the gorilla. The resident assistants were upholding their responsibility to encourage an inclusive living environment for the students on their floor.”

Dominic Jones
Dominic Jones

Is that not racist of the resident assistants to make the jump from gorilla to black people?

Ryder Edwards
Ryder Edwards

Is there really that much of a difference?

Colton Flores
Colton Flores

Blacks aren't gorillas, you bigots.

Jace Hughes
Jace Hughes

Gorillas are intelligent

Aaron Moore
Aaron Moore

.____.

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

Aren't curries and pakis your niggers anyways?

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

Of course, where else you can here a decent remix of Johnny Cash with Snoop dog

Levi Stewart
Levi Stewart

Btw, do you guys need new wallpapers?

We don't have pakis, we have Bangladesh, they're a subcurry which hate pakis.

That's why they hate being called pakis.

They're like the Scottish/Irish of the Pakiland

Isaac Davis
Isaac Davis

Fucking drifting in an escalade fam

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

And we do have niggers, but they are in clusters around london.

Bangla in Liverpool.

Pakis aren't really welcome here since all the Bangla.

But if you wanna know who is Top Curry, talk to the Sikhs. They are like the Death Corps. of curry land, you do not fuck with them.

Austin Butler
Austin Butler

Moogs!

Owen Evans
Owen Evans

one shitskin hating another
That's like Ethiopians hating Kenyans.

The only thing I really know of Bangladesh is it's our current slave labor garment country.

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

In England, we don't have 'Just Niggers and Muslims'. England is a small place. And in small places we have individual ghettos. I come from the Mulleto class who think he is hot shit, but not.

But they do though.

They are in slave labor, still, but it ain't in the garment country alone.

They're everywhere, they're the tile grout of most independent takeaway shops.

Jason Taylor
Jason Taylor

hm?

Caleb Long
Caleb Long

I'll break it down, you hate Floridans, or someone from another county that piss you off right.

Ethiopians to Kenyans.
Bangla to Paki.
If they're vs each other in sport, they hate each other.

Australians hate everything.
That's why they make the best shitposters.

Ian Butler
Ian Butler

how random of you

Brayden Bennett
Brayden Bennett

I-I guess.

Luke Sullivan
Luke Sullivan

Americans pretty much hate anything that's not central European white tbh. Eastern European and Celts are still looked down on and they're white. That's the general sentiments.

Leo Martin
Leo Martin

The biggest extreme I can say is North and South Korea, even though they are big sections in the globe, they are separated by a mile thin, which is most guarded border in the world.

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

But they do have a niche love for certain places. Where are you from? General county. Not where you live singular.

Bentley Stewart
Bentley Stewart

I don't know about you but my order of favor for any whites is

Irish, Scot, Whelsh, Slavic, Germanic, British. And then fucking nobody.

Michael Bennett
Michael Bennett

Texas.

Christopher Sanders
Christopher Sanders

makes me question your motives

Oliver Lopez
Oliver Lopez

white > any other "race"

Austin Thomas
Austin Thomas

also, WELSH**

Gabriel Nelson
Gabriel Nelson

See, most Britsh hate americans since they get so much shit in COD, and that's when history bollocking happens, but you get niche places and niche people. Where you can communicate effectively.

A bangla from the higher class would get on with someone like me, who is from the North, since we both hate extravagance and like the Beatles and something new.

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

America as a whole has hated Celt immigrants and only ever wanted them for one step from slave labor in factories and railroads.

Nicholas Evans
Nicholas Evans

Mulleto = Fuck everything.

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

liking the beatles

Oliver Hughes
Oliver Hughes

Would I ever do something to hurt you??

Well fuck off, I don't shag sheep.

Agreed.

Sebastian Cox
Sebastian Cox

Oh wow, I brought /pol/ in here.

I like 3 songs, and that it. They are overated as fuck but god damn they did have style.

Connor Rivera
Connor Rivera

I have the same relation with Beatles as I have with Kanye West.

He is a dick but he made Gradation/

Robert Morris
Robert Morris

no

Samuel Ward
Samuel Ward

Scanner thread?

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

America is a geographically expansive country.
Your centrocism is clustered around major cities for the most part.
The state or vague, larger region is what people identify with here so yeah, things are far more uniform across areas because it's just further apart.

Isaac Johnson
Isaac Johnson

They we're the epitome of retards and drugs making music.

Now Kurt Cobain....

See. No ulterior motives here, boo.

Tyler Fisher
Tyler Fisher

Nirvana was/is/always will be godly

Adam Green
Adam Green

See, Scoot, we get along alright.

Noah Thompson
Noah Thompson

SCANNER THREAD

Adam Jackson
Adam Jackson

ffs scanner

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Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

At least he linked correctly this time.

David Perry
David Perry

true. just not enough.

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