Lucky you. I'm quite jealous. How did that end up happening?
No, not lucky. I need money, not days off.
Well I had requested the days off for this wedding, but he gave me the wrong two days so now it seems like he's punishing me for his mistake by fixing the problem, but not giving me back my Sunday. And then I get Mondays off usually so that will be day 4.
On the plus side if I "accidentally" get obliterated at the reception I won't have to deal with a hangover at work haha
Might as well make the best of it ^^
When is the wedding?
The pats don't cheat
Shopping/getting my hair did/girls night on Friday
Wedding on Saturday
Recovering/??? on Sunday
??? on Monday
I know. I like the pats, but it's all I hear about being from here and stuff so I just go along with it ironically.
Sounds like you have a lovely weekend ahead of you lol
I hope so^^
I know, deez losers man
SUCKS TO SUCK
I got my new license. It's so terrible lol
Hey Ui. I haven't seen you in forever.
someone carry me to bed
I can't even lift, bro :(
DID SOMEONE SAY NERD?!
I got 8 cans of lager, and I'm out of work, later to watch a Nick Cave film with mates.
|Rolled 5 (1d20)|
Spoken like a true nerd
Have a 1d20
I'm only 127 Ilbs
I struggle with the 36 pound boxes at work so I make old guy bob get all my freezer stock for me :3
Elma, watch out for police! ur killing it!
None of you even circlejerk about anime.
Just been livin the dream ya know.
owh well okay
What's your favorite anime user?
my top three are blood + naruto and kill la kill yourself
yea what the hell, right?
Because anime is shit.
I guess so. My muscles are atrophying and I hate smashing my boobies so I just get him to do it lol
I meant it like this, Scoots
I feel bad.
That's pretty far, you're really over-estimating my strength here.
It's a ranked game too.
YO NIGGA, HAVE YOU SEEN THAT 91 DAYS?
suddenly remembering that one scene in blood + where a little boy gets raped and turns to stone
that was such a weird episode.
Ya! Ya! Ya!
tonight at 6
the sewers run red with
b u r g u d y ' s
I love lamp
but be nice to him though.
cause he nice
ill just wait out the months and once there ask again
Living the roller coaster. Though I'm really tired right now.
There is /a/ for that
He's twice my age and is a weirdo pervert so fair's fair.
Plus it's kinda like a power trip bossing around a veteran lol
daww go to sleep silly.
Don't waste your time here
hahahahaha good one
NO U! :D SCOOTS BEST ONE! YAY! :D
You never been to Nam, you dodged the draft taking trips in random cargo ships and couch surfing, making a career doing prog rock, like a pussy.
damn where u get these senpai?
Nobody's too young for a Vietnam flashback. Those were dark times for me too :(
tfw you emasculate a 40 yera old veteran and he beats the shit out of you, a 17 year old girl
No, I was just thinking standard distance from a living room to master bedroom in a decent house is pretty far to carry something that weighs over the limit of your strength.
You aren't a girl though.
NO UR BEST ELMA :D
He's 52 and I'm 26, but yeah.. Sometimes we all try to push his buttons too much and he freaks out lol
Saigon brothels were the best though.
Had to fake my own death in a tiger pit because I fathered so many bastards.
okay yeah, then it's just.
creepy guys get nothing
what if it's already in the bedroom?
SCOOTER I AM TREE! YAY! :D
Have you seen that Christopher Walken movie where he ends up staying after being a POW and stuff? He ends up gambling with Russian roulette and shit cause he can't unsee the shit he's done and stuff. It's psychological and heartbreaking really.
I've heard about it, I really need to see it though.
Another classic film I gotta see.
y a y
BEST AT LEAFING
Sometime's he'll be all like
"E-elma, did I do something? Are you angry with me?"
is Sukitte Ii na yo worth watching?
I'm almost done with Ore monogatari
It's cray cray.
I giggled. This indicates you winning.
I'll try, but if I say I'm dropping you, then you better be ready to stand up.
play competitive mode in game
someone on enemy team quits
we had 2 people queued together that refuse to switch off their heroes
we lose because of it and they're laughing and trolling the whole game
spam chat with expletives and whatnot as I'm tilted
Your fellow players have reported you for abusive language and your account has been silenced for 24 hours.
the trying is enough
SO TILTED BRAH
Ranked games are fun.
Winning is all I ever do.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ALL I DO IS WIN
The ED is really nice
W-win me sometime, sempai
Ever heard of the Jack Rabbit podcast?
Don't worry, I'm not a cunt.
I won't just drop you.
I'll let go of your legs first so you actually have a chance.
I've listened to 0 podcasts ever so no.
i WILL WIN YOU THE TOP TEDDEH
shit gets better at higher ranks but I was so pissed that I still had to deal with 12 year old trolls throwing a 6v5 game even at 2830+ rank
:O what's that mean??
you get the best tier of carnie teddeh
I'm still like 200 away from 2500.
:( I don't know what that is!
*showers with glitter*
get mad when children play them
;) yes bbgirl
Kids should stick to QP.
I don't know.
tfw this is pmuch you
Go insane, go insane,
Throw some glitter,
make it rain.
BOOTS AND BOYS
Ke$ha is love
Ke$ha is life
My old roommate and I used to jam out to Kesha all the time lol
I hate my dad and died my hair green to spite him
i hate my dad too
My dad and I are cool now.
He kicks my ass in jarts so I kick his in cribbage.
DADDY ISSUES GENERAL
I'm not that old :(
i hate my dad so i call the guys i fuck my daddy
Speak and spell G-E-N-E-R-A-L
I was going to make a joke about hating dads and giving them blowjobs in spite, but that feels a bit tasteless.
like my dad's cock
I was not suggesting such
just a kesha song i find fun woo woo
That's incest and incest is only good if it's your sibling
not swallowing your siblings
Oh... I didn't think of it like that.
I think you mean WINcest
It's my imouto's birthday tomorrow but I can't give her the donger
Kind of wish my brother would give me a dicking too.
Moogs, who is this wonderful bird creature?
Too black for the white kids and to white for the blacks
another lesbian on mlp
my german teacher in high school was kesh's cousin. kesha's an extremely chill gal from what my teacher told us.
you have my trust
But my brother's an asshole.
And completely not my type.
I don't want to wincest him.
Can I just adopt an imouto?
Gilda, a Griffin.
it must be bound by blood
Post skin tone~
OH I remember that episode!
My nipples are itchy again ^~^
K here is my arm
My phone's camera is absolute garbage tho
every few weeks the skin inside my nipple that is against my piercings comes out
it's hard to articulate
tfw boobs haven't hurt in almost a year
boob growth when.
I'll seal a blood pact.
I even have a ritual looking dagger we could use.
I'll even draw a pentagram in salt, and light lavender candles to really drive the experience home.
You're like... lightly toasted bread :3c
That sounds horrendous.
It's like every week and a half or so.
you also need the obsidian blade
spurt the blood in their mouth
i play with them too much
tfw boobs haven't even grown since the first six months of HRT
I'm gonna need implants I swear.
and a smartie pants
Maybe I can be your daddy
I get darker if I stay out in the sun long enough
I haven't really been able to with working thirds and all
That doesn't sound right.
Aren't you supposed to mix blood in a bowl or cup, and share it with the people involved?
Or, more casually, just cut eachother's hands and mix it that way?
Yeah, you probably shouldn't do that, baka.
Send a bill to the government like you do everything else.
lol that's called a tan and they're dreadful.
I should look for a third shift job since I keep getting fucked on my hours since it's slow season now. Like I just got delayed til 5 now and I had myself a ride in and everything :(
medicaid doesn't pay for boob jobs
I kinda like it a little darker tbh
Thirds are pretty awful. I miss out on a lot of stuff because I sleep all day I hardly get to spend time with my family since they have to be at work when I'm up. It really sucks :c
Better get a job then~
Shift differential though! I guess since you hang out with your fam that might not be worth it then. iunno. I survive on my own so it's a little different.
There is nothing wrong with incest.
It is only a matter a time till Mister Mekoteur does a deviant vid about your fetish.
Speaking of which, ashamed to amid, sorta into vore
My sister was into rule 34 of Supernatural for a time.
I can agree with this statement, so long as I've watching other siblings bone.
does he even do shit anymore
Let's be gay fathers together so we can bully the fuck out of our adopted spawnling.
tfw wincest with my big sister soon
Occasional live shit-talking, but he made a thing about deviantart. Moved on from shitting on tumblr because that is stale, rotten shit now.
Living on your own sounds kinda nice. Though I don't think I could stand being completely alone.
Post sordid chatlogs with sister.
Your disgust only makes me stronger.
miss internet insanity
though i am ashamed to have enjoyed it
Scoots, mail me some MDMA, I NEED MADNESS
I swear if you dismiss this one I'm going to be mad.
Well, it is the new freakshow now.
might be as early as October. gonna cum in her but.
only little bits an pieces
it was just put together real well
Fine with me
Oh god, she cybers like me.
this is like a weird rp right
Just ban them.
no, we legit have the same dad and found out when we were already lewding. it's muh fetish and she's a slut tho
|Rolled 10 (1d20)|
nat 1, ban me
nat 20, give me something to do.
This person is a sad little moron. Banning them would be a service to the threads.
Habits can be broken^^
There are pros and cons. I'm only sorta completely alone. My roommate works normal people hours and I work mostly 2nds or all days so I don't see her often and then there's the dogs, but I hate the dogs and we only know each other through her ex fiance who used to live here and left but I ended up staying so sometimes it's awkward.
tfw no kirino-like imouto in my life
I am not wrong.
my half sister is a repulsive person
that requires work though
false reporting is a bannable offense sir
take a lap
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Sad little moron
That could mean a lot of people.
Btw, you know this always how drama storms happen?
Remember that shitposter who was a total cunt? I forgot his name. But he would talk mad shit and was the first person to be legit banned from here.
And then there was the whole aneki thing...
My dogs are pretty much all I have and the puppy hates me ;~;
You've somehow sunk to a new low.
Pets are terrible.
This isn't news though.
You're thinking of Kroni.
Taking pictures of their vomit wasn't low enough?
who we banning?
Not good kitties :3
oh yeah uhhhh
fuck i forgot his name too but i know exactly who you are talking about
but he was in like a perpetual autism fit like there was no calming him down
with sweed it's like watching Frank Reynolds spiral deeper and deeper down into depravity and insanity it's actually really insightful for me to see aside from being entertaining
Apparently entering an erotic relationship with a half-sibling was a possibility we didn't even account for.
Does anyone here actually like Fish?
Sci is the new Kroni.
when bait goes too far
Wh-who's a good kitty~?
I like Fish a little bit.
I wouldnt say I disliked them enough to ban them, if that is who you are wanting banned
When this guy gets locked up, I hope I find out about it
Out of entertainment or otherwise?
They legit are creepy.
Jesus fucking christ
You're like some postmodern joke you know that
I want to help them not be such a goddam leech.
And yes, I understand that it is futile. I just wanna help.
Yes you are~
There have been and still are creepier posters.
Good luck with that.
Honestly if we can get rid of Sci then I can be happy.
Oh well whatevs. If sci and/or fish are banned it hardly really impacts on my posting experience. Just saying as all.
Just seems a little odd considering things.
The threads should be tailored to my needs.
tfw the cuckroaches start to get their shit together
You could have been admin. Twas you that threw away the position of fuhrer.
Boo comes back to user post because even the traps don't want him
It was just so awful.
welcome back boo
What could have been so awful in ONE day?
oh sorry jack
i mixed you two up
And I would have to tell you in private.
If when you see Trump memery your first thought isn't Boo then you're doing something wrong.
we could have had it all.
Rolling in the deeep.
The weight of our sins.
where did everyone go
And the only kingdom see,
is 2 foot wide and six foot deep.
I was finishing up the blood ritual with a qtpi loli in my area to make her my blood sister.
and the only kingdom you'll see**
fuggen fuck my shit fam
She probably gave you several diseases
But it also means I can have hot incest sex with an imouto.
Imoutos are shit
onee-sans are far superior
Tbh, you're right.
But I'm 24, so I have to be the onee-chan.
You can be my oneechan
I want to be the imouto.
Are you offering to be my imouto?
tfw you can't wait to cum inside your neesan
I'm not a girl
I can't be an imouto
Boys can be girls too, yknow.
the cholesterol can't kill you fast enough
If fish slashed his wrist with a open chef boyarde can, would we really all lament?
I don't wanna be a girl tho
why does donald duck hate islam
You can be Hideyoshi.
They hate competition in winning over 6 year olds' hearts.
Oh that weird blonde-haired guy is still going
he's still biggest in the polls.
he now wants to ban the Quran and close all mosques.
Oh man. I finally worked up the bravery to spray the yellow jackets and like 800 of them swarmed out and I had to run back inside like a pussy.
That was so scary.
PS Pumpkin spice macchiatos are fantastic
Bees are the worst
Either them or mosquitoes
Wasps are the living embodiment of natures hatred for all things living.
Are you qt
Bees are one thing. Yellow jackets and bald-faced hornets are other problems entirely x_x
Have you ever seen a queen yellow jacket? They're about 2.5 inches long and frightening.
I think they're really cool as long as I don't have to be near them. I used to be a huge entomology nerd as a kiddo haha
This commercial gets me every time. I don't know if it's the 'mones or what but omg
At least we don't have those Asian hornets
The regular ones are that size by themselves i dont even want to know how big the queen is
I bet you don't even own a cute skirt you bigot
Asian giant hornets are fucking scary.
Just a handful of them can take out tens of thousands of bees.
They're like hornets from hell.
I can't wait for winter to kill off all these insects
I probably never will
I saw an insect once, it was terrible.
japanese wasps are the scariest motherfuckers in existence
but the bumblebees are badass as fuck and kill them literally by surrounding it and cooking it with their body heat
Yeah, that video where they're ripping the heads off of the regular bees is so gnarly. I wanna sync that up to some Slayer or something. That could be cool.
YEAH THIS VID
Reminds me of that Buck Bumble N64 game ^~^
Why is this so funny
I would say destroy them all but that would mean no more honeys
And humans think they invented war and genocide.
Nature is fucking scary.
a free crown
that is some cheap looking shit
but the expensive one has no free crown
what a deal
ReSharper is cheating.
I love the Ellen show so much
It's so HEARTWARMING
shut up, happy tears ahhh
Tarantula Hawk Wasp > Alle
I really like stick bugs ^~^
That's a Cazador.
Maybe I can be your pumpkin spice
Maybe I can be your basic bitch and drink you up
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, check mate'd
<3 Boop boop
Do they not sell any napalm at your local ammunation?
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Not that I know of, but I can make some^^
is it trying to tell me im shit
no headphone jack on the new iphone
what a fucking joke
It is also not thinner.
There also exists other phones who are thinner and has 3.5 mm headphone ports.
that might be a better solution for your insect problem.
you adorable genocidal maniac
not realizing all good headphones are bluetooth/wireless
YOU FUCKING RETARD
But you can pay £160 a pair for some shit quality bluetooth earphones that you will lose in 5 minutes don't worry!
side effect of sleeping pills is a painful raging erection
Erin's still going to buy it.
That would like burn down the house though. "They're coming out of the goddam walls!" /Aliens
Wires Are fucking bullshit
toodles, thread people <3
Please contact your physician if you have an erection lasting longer than four hours.
You mean that isn't normal?
horse meat is nice
thats not funny tho... sry
mistress makes me keep it hard all day no matter what should i be worried
what actually worries me is the cock ring
it can't be good to cut off circulation for that long
when a program just says "restart to update" and you're not sure whether it means the program itself or your entire fucking computer
it means restart the computer dude
Most programs won't prompt you to restart if they mean for the program, they'll just patiently wait for you to close them.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FINISHED IT AND NOW I'M SO UNSATISFIED AND JUST WANT MORE CUTE AND FLUFFY ROMANCY STUFF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What's it called?
change all c-style casts to c++-style <static_cast>s
for what purpose
Generic Girl with Autism #23424324234.
The entire thing.
Maybe I should go through and cap Mao.
Mao and Hina.
Taiyou no Ie
I breaked cause I thought I was going too fast.
I was wrong
you do that!
I'd've just been super disappointed and upset if I didn't finish it.
She's a major sweety, and her growth was nice.
ohh I get it.
ill make extra sure to finish then.
Friend-chan has maybe a bit too much fun teasing her.
I'm in for some good scenes I see
Back, drunk, ready for service.
I really wanna get drunk and watch football, but i am too ill to even anything and getting drunk might not be helpful
;~; life is cruel
Got any really cute and light and fluffy romance SoL recommendations?
that's such a nice feat
To physically reign herself in from 100 straight down to 0 in a moment's notice?
and its terribly cute
cause you know the truth
n I don't read much manga
Tbh, if you got a hold of me when I was her age, I acted a lot like her.
Probably why I like her so much, actually.
I don't read much manga
What a fucking weeaboo.
what a lucky image find.
MORE THAN TOP TIER.
I HAVE ASCENDED.
NEED SPICE TO TRY AND KILL THIS ILL
tIME TO NUKE EVERYTHING
MY MIND IS FULL OF BEER
AND MY BELLY IS CLEAR
COME TOGETHER NOW
BECAUSE THE MASHUP IS NEAR
welcome to blundertale
MY MIND IS FULL OF BEER
AND MY BELLY IS CLEAR
GET OUT OF HERE, DRAGONKIN
Does mead have gluten?
Is this a painful RPG?
the most painful
YOU CANNOT STOP THE SCANNER THREAD.
YOU CANNOT STOP THE ROLLOUT.
HOLY TRIUMVIRATE WHEN?
IT SHOULD HAPPEN
Someone needs to play more indie games.
RIFK FOREVER WAR
A FURRY, A GURO AND A JUNKIE WILL BRING THE END OF DAYS
CAPS LOCK, NO YOUS, IT BEGINS, SOON
NOT USING SHIFT
You do know that I've been using shift, like... this whole time... right?
Like, since forever...
Do you remember need for speed underground?
NFS:U2 was the best
On September 5th, 2016, Twitter user and University of Massachusetts Amherst student @JarodSasdi13 uploaded a picture of an email sent by his resident assistants that called for an end to Harambe jokes in his hall, claiming they were a “micro-aggression” and an attack on the black community.
The e-mail, which also suggested that the phrase “Dicks Out for Harambe” is a violation of Title IX sexual assault regulations, spread on Twitter and on websites like Breitbart and The Daily Caller, where it was widely derided for being an example of Social Justice Warrior overreach. The Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE) claimed the e-mail was a laughable violation of free speech, writing, “UMass RAs might not see much benefit or value to the Harambe meme, but it is not a public university’s place to determine that students who write Harambe jokes on their whiteboards should be punished. To imply that the phrase ‘dicks out for Harambe’ is sexual harassment and worthy of a Title IX investigation is laughable. However, it’s not unbelievable that the RAs felt it necessary to send this email--they’re simply following school policy.”
UMass Amherst clarified in a statement given to VICE that there would be no administrative action taken against Harambe memes, writing, “As an institution that values free speech and the exchange of ideas, UMass Amherst has not taken any steps to ban jokes or references about Harambe the gorilla. The resident assistants were upholding their responsibility to encourage an inclusive living environment for the students on their floor.”
Is that not racist of the resident assistants to make the jump from gorilla to black people?
Is there really that much of a difference?
Blacks aren't gorillas, you bigots.
Gorillas are intelligent
Aren't curries and pakis your niggers anyways?
Of course, where else you can here a decent remix of Johnny Cash with Snoop dog
Btw, do you guys need new wallpapers?
We don't have pakis, we have Bangladesh, they're a subcurry which hate pakis.
That's why they hate being called pakis.
They're like the Scottish/Irish of the Pakiland
Fucking drifting in an escalade fam
And we do have niggers, but they are in clusters around london.
Bangla in Liverpool.
Pakis aren't really welcome here since all the Bangla.
But if you wanna know who is Top Curry, talk to the Sikhs. They are like the Death Corps. of curry land, you do not fuck with them.
one shitskin hating another
That's like Ethiopians hating Kenyans.
The only thing I really know of Bangladesh is it's our current slave labor garment country.
In England, we don't have 'Just Niggers and Muslims'. England is a small place. And in small places we have individual ghettos. I come from the Mulleto class who think he is hot shit, but not.
But they do though.
They are in slave labor, still, but it ain't in the garment country alone.
They're everywhere, they're the tile grout of most independent takeaway shops.
I'll break it down, you hate Floridans, or someone from another county that piss you off right.
Ethiopians to Kenyans.
Bangla to Paki.
If they're vs each other in sport, they hate each other.
Australians hate everything.
That's why they make the best shitposters.
how random of you
Americans pretty much hate anything that's not central European white tbh. Eastern European and Celts are still looked down on and they're white. That's the general sentiments.
The biggest extreme I can say is North and South Korea, even though they are big sections in the globe, they are separated by a mile thin, which is most guarded border in the world.
But they do have a niche love for certain places. Where are you from? General county. Not where you live singular.
I don't know about you but my order of favor for any whites is
Irish, Scot, Whelsh, Slavic, Germanic, British. And then fucking nobody.
makes me question your motives
white > any other "race"
See, most Britsh hate americans since they get so much shit in COD, and that's when history bollocking happens, but you get niche places and niche people. Where you can communicate effectively.
A bangla from the higher class would get on with someone like me, who is from the North, since we both hate extravagance and like the Beatles and something new.
America as a whole has hated Celt immigrants and only ever wanted them for one step from slave labor in factories and railroads.
Mulleto = Fuck everything.
liking the beatles
Would I ever do something to hurt you??
Well fuck off, I don't shag sheep.
Oh wow, I brought /pol/ in here.
I like 3 songs, and that it. They are overated as fuck but god damn they did have style.
I have the same relation with Beatles as I have with Kanye West.
He is a dick but he made Gradation/
America is a geographically expansive country.
Your centrocism is clustered around major cities for the most part.
The state or vague, larger region is what people identify with here so yeah, things are far more uniform across areas because it's just further apart.
They we're the epitome of retards and drugs making music.
Now Kurt Cobain....
See. No ulterior motives here, boo.
Nirvana was/is/always will be godly
See, Scoot, we get along alright.
At least he linked correctly this time.
true. just not enough.