love this meme.
love this meme.
Rip my boner
but I did that to wake up
but I also do that a lot
I did that monday, but a lot got work.
do you ever wake up with a boner and just sort of rub yourself against the mattress
well there you go. easy plan for all your days.
but but but
feels good doesn't it
but then sometimes you hurt your balls a little if you go too hard for too long
there are a multitude of other things to do in the day. post here, play video games, look things up online, watch tv shows, watch anime, go out for a walk, go out with friends. I don't do those last two things really but I hear they are quite good for wasting time. you'll figure it out, tokai.
gotta use a pillow, softer, better form fitting between your legs.
that's just dumb
fine fine fine
I'll do those things.
I'm just window online shopping now
see? you were already in the middle of doing something. I knew you could do it, kiddo.
maybe i just have very big balls or something
Rip my dick into pieces
These are my tranny shears.
I'm reading coffeegirl's manga now.
that leaves an hour unaccounted for
you think the first thing I do when I get out of bed is come directly to animus?
well, no, obviously not. now tell me where that mystery hour went, fishy.
would you look at all the things Im too afraid to buy.
what an activity
test that out
do you enjoy it?
are you asking me to look at some items you are interested in?
ehh take guesses first
my guess is you are looking at pretty clothes.
you want me to like compare my balls to a bunch of other guys or soemthing
jesus christ tokai
got dressed, walked downstairs, put on a nicotine patch, took my meds, ate something, turned on my computer, went to the bathroom, pierced the heavens, drank some water. the usual.
Well I mean I do need a new hoodie cause my old ones are ripped and a bit small.
but im not afraid to order that
me too, first manga I'm like.
I'm not entirely convinced. I'll need you to draw up a detailed report of how much time each of those items took to make sure the full 60 minutes is there.
then if it's not clothes, you are looking at sex toys.
whats wrong is you're a fucking prevert or something
well then I have no idea what you could be looking at that you'd be afraid to buy.
how are you?
take up a sport
no im not
knee socks etc
but i suck at sports
how does that not fit into the pretty clothes category?
"IT'S A CUTE LITTLE NINJA-CHAN"
AHHHHH IT'S TOO MUCH.
hey tokai completely unrelated question
you ever like
smeared nutella on your penis?
You know when it's warm and it goes really soft. just. smear it on your dick.
its not clothes
socks are articles of clothing, tokai.
you ever see those giant nutella tubs
kinda just wanna dip it in one
no theyre not
dont be dumb
you are a brat.
cover it in sprinkles like
hold on i'm gonna text this to sabrina see what she thinks
"please leave me alone"
what do you think she means
waddar you gonna do bout it?
I'll continue to withhold my love.
but I cant
yup. none for you, because you're being a brat.
you cant be mean
dont be mean
tfw it gets everywhere
I'm not being mean.you're being a brat and being punished accordingly.
you better lick it up
i wanna be brat and not have that
I always do
it's my imouto's birthday next week what do i get her
you can't have your cake and eat it too, tokai.
Gonna be real here.
At first I thought that blue bar was a censor bar and she had a magnum dong.
Get her pregnant
a teddy bear
I can have cake?
Something to fuel her creativity like a painting set
it's just a saying that means you can't have things both ways. if you want to be a brat you have to accept the consequences.
what if i cry
I probably have porn like that somewhere
i think i've had it for now.
i'm going to nap now.
do you really think tears will sway a heart as cold as mine?
have a nice nap, luka.
I bet you even enjoy the taste
You'll feel better when you wake up
you are wrong.
perv perv pervy perv
the gods say I am right
then you have a faulty connection somewhere, because you are receiving false information.
if you simply admit that socks are clothes, then perhaps this can all go away.
weird way of saying your name but alright
but they're not
like garlic isnt fruit
wait whats my name
garlic isn't fruit, obviously. socks are clothes. they go on your body. they clothe you. they serve the function of providing warmth and covering to a part of your body. they are clothes.
whatever you just said
half-jokingly say "Aw man, and I never had the balls to ask you out" to gril who's going back to Uni
she says, "Oh, well, you can always try again next summer"
Am I over thinking an obvious joke or was this a case of truth said in jest?
what was the tone when she said this to you? what inflection did she use?
Could be both.
Not enough information provided.
nuhuh youre being a dumdum
im not a perv!
and you are being a brat. and we're back to square one.
ladies, ladies. you're both perverts.
Uhhh... I'm not sure. I have a hard time telling the difference between flirty and playful.
maybe because flirty is playful, typically.
well without more information it's hard to say, but it sounds like you should take a shot at asking her out next summer if you're still free.
and you're both brats.
I swear if it turns out the trickster fairy behind my ear was right all along I'm just going to kill myself.
that seems like the only rational course of action.
just accept it
yes you are! you you..
you lick the stuff!
Well that's enough about my social ineptitude and relentless pessimism - how're things with you?
I bet you'd lick it up too, slut.
I've already accepted that you are a brat. now you accept that this means I am withholding.
things are the same as they always are. empty and meaningless, but there's always something new to watch or play, so I'll just keep on going for now.
my mother apparently wants to try and set me up with some guy she knows at her award dinner in utah next month. I'm feeling pretty iffy about the entire idea, really.
of course I do, silly.
what makes you think that?!
nooo accept my rightness
I can't do that, because you are wrong.
You should convince her you have an inexplicable attraction to vagina now and are trying to pursue that instead.
Because you're a slut?
don't be disgusting, amy. I'd never be able to tell a lie like that without throwing up.
What if I told you... memes were real?
n-no im not
im super pure
My irrational fascination with sentient confectionary has distracted me from replying to this. I am sorry.
I'd offer more info if I wasn't such a retard, though. I struggle to tell the difference between when someone's being playful and funny or when they're being flirty. The blurred line between them is more like a thick fog covering both entirely for me.
this is a pretty nice trixie folder.
isn't that like, your entire shtick?
I told you tears will do nothing.
Why is it that the people I am most emotionally and physically attracted to have the least nice genitals (generally speaking)? I feel like this is another weird joke being played by God.
*kicks you right in the bawls*
It's the most complete one
and it's also 2000+
one of my fave pones
..dont laugh its true
I have no idea. I don't have this issue because I find most females incredibly distasteful in general, and the ones I do like I usually have no real attraction to, at least not on a level I'd be willing to bother pursuing.
you go ahead and cry yourself out, kiddo. I'll be waiting.
she's a cutie alright.
then I guess it wouldn't surprise me much if you told me that.
I think ponies should be renamed to "shorthorses".
"Shetland Shorthorses" just has a nice ring to it.
my little shorthorse
short is magic
my little shorthorse: friendship is short
come back to my place amy, let's do some shorthorses play.
I think I just like how soft and warm I imagine them to be. My favourite people tend to be females who share similar senses of humour and tastes in media to me.
"My Little Shorthorse: Shortness is Magic"
I also like British guys with nice accents. There's just something about it that gets me hard every time.
sure, and that's fine, but never forget that females are literally all crazy, and while they may be soft and warm and nice to look at, they usually do not have a penis, and do you really want to be with someone irrationally crazy and no penis to make it worth your time?
that is me in a nutshell, really.
and now you're throwing a tantrum. you'll tire yourself out eventually.
my accent is better than any british accent
Which memes? All memes? I'd be a little surprised if they were all real.
I enjoy watching you tease tokai. post more collar pics, he loves those.
Yeah, turns out im like nearly 40% irish.
How about this meme?
I wish I had more
I also love them
She likes horror movies almost as much as I do, she's trying to get into a really unexpected profession, and I'm pretty sure some of the girls/women at work have been joking to/at/with her that she's totes into me.
That last one might be another side effect of narcissism, paranoia and social inadequacy, though.
*does a roundhouse kick*
I will admit that your voice has stirred something in me before.
The spoilering the punchline meme?
so do I
its a legitimate m-meme
well whatever ends up floating your boat, amy. as long as she makes you happy, that's all that matters in the end.
alright, now you're definitely not getting any love today.
am a pervert, sure.
I don't think what I can feel is lasting enough to be happiness. Amusement is what I aim for.
How's life treating you, almost said your normie name.
yeah you're a huge pervert
you brought this on yourself. maybe if you apologize and admit that I was right from the start I can consider differently.
fair enough. a bit silly for me to be talking about happiness anyway.
the phrase "it takes one to know one" comes to mind strongly here.
I wanna wear a collar for someone
In a place like this, sure.
Happiness is a joke, anyway. Who can look at the world around them and smile? You'd have to be either delusional or a sociopath.
You cannot ever let them know my normie name
revealing a superheroes real identity
I am MEME-MAN.
I'm world's greatest shitposter.
I am doing alright, had like... 3 hours sleep last night at most. But got 4 days off so wew wew
nfl returns tonight.
or put one on you.
yes you arrrre
i bet you do dirty things
Apparently I turned back into a self-loathing nihilist over the past week. Things probably aren't going according to plan.
Everything i do is squeaky clean
as in, you're a pervert calling someone else a pervert.
Set everything on fire.
But I'm a (sometimes) straight, white, (usually) male, so what do I know?
On the weekend I learned that someone at work is a cutter and it's hard to talk with him or reassure him without thinking about how I miss it.
ugh. don't even start with that shit.
it doesn't matter who you are, your opinions are as valid as anyone else's.
frequently more so, from what I've seen.
haven't heard any complaints from you yet.
but you make a mess
but im super innocent
Tell him he is a selfish baka, and that they shouldnt be tempting you and that you guys will cold turkey together.
sure you are, tokai. sure you are.
i dont even know what a va- vargooba? is
I've looked at the world and I'm not afraid to sound edgy when I describe what I saw. I'm like an uncool Batman with absolutely no money.
You're a mess
but Im not covered in that
that's good, because they are gross. but I bet you know all about the other one.
you seem pretty cool to me, amy.
no collar for you then, I suppose.
I don't think I have any right to chastise him when I've been looking for an excuse to start over for the past year. No, shit, this is too emo, fuck this.
Heard any dope music lately I'd like?
I have issues telling the difference between friendly and flirty too.
But there can be a lack of intent in flirty.
I just don't know enough to say.
Covered in what?
what other one?
I was hoping one of us did.
How are you cupcakes?
Like the one I made earlier?
guess I'll do all the knowing for both of us.
same as always. how are you, goggles?
so that's a pretty amusing "yes"
noo youre imagining things
Aw, you're pretty cool too. ♥
Guess mediacom was doing some maintenance or something
doesn't seem like I am.
you don't have to lie, amy dear.
That sounds dangerous
it's all over you, though
somehow I think you'll enjoy it.
Doing better, actually.
well it is
that's very good to hear.
it's naughty to lie, little girl.
im no little girl
well you sure act like one. maybe if you behave yourself I can call you a big girl.
don't worry. I'm patient. I can wait for you to decide to behave.
you're usually up earlier than this. slept in?
I kind of spaced out in bed for a while.
visions of mandy plums dancing in your head?
No more drugs for you.
hope yoru day turns out well senpai
im not misbehaving!
im a free spirit and doing what i wanna
a naughty free spirit.
Sometimes I just like to lie there.
You can't stop me.
As should yours, Bard.
yeah, it's more fun when they do all the work.
Want to play?
what do i do
as I'm quite sure I've mentioned, I work in the morning, and 7:30 my time is far too close to my possible pick up time to start playing.
easy. just start behaving like a good girl.
whats that like
you can start by admitting that socks are clothes and apologizing for being such a brat.
you'd think after weeks of this you'd have learned.
thats no fun
suit yourself, naughty.
Never forgive. Always forget.
I remain constantly upset and confused.
see you all later.
tfw you aren't the most littlest girl
I want to be the world's first 1000lb little girl.
I wanna be so fat I can't even move, and people have to literally feed and clean me so I don't die.
That just sounds like the best idea ever.
I am telling moogie.
Someone posted a webm last night. And the night before.
About this landwhale wanting to get fatter.
And it bothers me so much that I just can't let it go.
let it goo
oh right, my first name is amy so I got confused
People actually like Amy.
Nobody gives a shit about you.
getting to pick out your own first name is fun
I meant NOT STRALING RAVIOLI amy
WHY DID YOU FUCKING EAT
MY LAST FUCKING CAN
OF FUCKING RAVIOLI, TOKAI!
THAT WAS MINE YOU SHIT!
tfw uni clubs insist on facebook for contacting them
I HAD TO EAT IT ALL
I HAD TO
So... the other one?
Are you one of those guys who doesn't use facebook
20 fucking 16
using fucking facebook
It's understandable in your case if you don't have any friends that use it
Isn't facebook the world's most used social media site?
The only people who don't are autists and 3rd world countries though?
You'd have to literally have no frie- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
subtle once again being an absolute savage
Tbh, I only use it for DnD and otherwise co-ordinating schedules across groups.
I was confused by "straling ravioli" so I guessed.
Ah. There is good Amy.
Ryouko is glorious
That frame should probably be way higher than 37.
was definitely me when I was younger....
Manga's easy to cap.
You can take every other frame they're in, if not every frame.
It's what I do with citrus.
Which Touhou's underwear would be most pleasant to masturbate with ?
I kinda got selective.
mostly cause there were some watermarks.
Use a site/viewer/download that doesn't have watermarks, bwaka.
I couldn't find one
user is her first 'feast' early in the morning! Yuyuko leaves a small gap in her kimono, exposing a slit of her cleavage, and lubes it up with ectoplasm from Myon!
Pouncing on your crotch while you dream of the local flower Youkai's ample bosom, Yuyuko grabs you dick and slides it in between her mounds!
Squish Squish! She alternates rising and lowering her left and right breast, gently massaging the head and the shaft. Licking her lips, Yuyu increases her pace, working up to a vigorous swirl of soft flesh that enraptures your member and swallows you whole!
With one final squish of her bountiful melons, your dick yields to the pleasure and erupts thick streams of cum into the depths of her cleavage, staining her kimono and covering her breasts with your man milk, all the while you're still sleeping!
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~
Do one for patchy next
I haven't seen a single watermark on mangafox.
ＦＵＣＫＩＮ’ ＳＬＡＶＥＳ， ＧＥＴ ＹＯＵＲ ＡＳＳ ＢＡＣＫ ＨＥＲＥ！！
Might as well delete the entire thing and start over.
So you can make sure they're in order.
ＴＡＫＥ ＩＴ ＢＯＹ
Good morning, threaders~
but I was gonna order them in facial expressions
tfw clingy ass friend that I can't get rid of keeps me on the phone for half an hour
runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~
Hihi Neko. How was the rest of work? Anymore penny-people?
Subtle comments they have no friends
they conveniently disappear for an hour to say they were totally on the phone with a friend for an hour
*I gently stroke your fur as my hands find their way closer to your hips*
This just in: user outwardly mocks someone while remaining an user coward.
Also time for more ranked.
I was just in awe at Desu's post.
she's just rambling on right now I wish she would just take the hint that I just want her to stop talking to me forever
It was actually pretty slow for the rest of the time after you left
Then it probably doesn't matter.
Though, Mao only really has two.
Why not fuck them?
You seem to be craving it more than enough.
Tell her to fuck off and then hang up. It works every time.
Yeah, the slow hours are terribad.
even in these moments yeah
being cucked by zuck
I like them
I actually get a chance to relax
or at least get some shit done that I need to
What's he gonna do
Sell my holiday pictures?
That's true. In a kitchen it's rough. Lots of just standing around :/
what do you usually do during those times? Surely you don't just stand there doing nothing
Well, I do. Cause usually I'm the only one doing anyfuckingthing in there so after a while I have to let them do some work.
Actually, come to think of it, Omega was always an easy boss.
My cousin always had trouble with him, but I can usually consistently 100/0 him.
Which makes it funny in hardmode runs, because you pretty much have to 100/0 him.
Madden making me mad as fugg
It's always the fucking worst when it feels like you're the only one that actually does any work
If he connects with the first hit of his Raging Demon, you will die if you don't have upgraded health.
Which isn't an option in a 100% hardmode run of MMZ3 or hardmode of MMZX at all.
if youre playing as the pats all you have to do is press the cheat button
yup. another reason why im happy about this accidental 4 day weekend im getting
Lucky you. I'm quite jealous. How did that end up happening?