New thread.lazy edition
you wouldn't dare.
you dawg, you
It's a shame though. I think I actually loved that one.
He's going full Luka and just "bump" posting his own thread.
oh look another thread where remedial standard greetings are out the window...
i guess at ur level of ability a "no u" variant (with a twist of irony thrown in) is a step up
but still i implore u
you bore me, sci.
I quite enjoyed her holes. And her mouth. And that thing she did with it. And I occasionally enjoyed what she said.
whats that you used to say? "im here to amuse myself not u"? something like that
You're better than this.
Or at least not this bad.
suck a FAT ass cock CHODE !!!
ahha nah i love yo usama waddup]
You're right, you're a really good boyfriend...
this hetero normative talk is grossing me out.
I could say the same to you, but I fear the meaning would be lost.
That my mood usually stabilizes before I go to sleep?
I always figured that was a good thing.
Are you going to admit it then? Or should I continue to explain the things I did to her?
can someone pls tell me what crawled up cupcakes ass
he's yipping like crazy tonight
I will never admit what is false.
But it is so blatantly and utterly true.
to someone desperate to get back at me for all the teasing I've done, sure.
what did yo udo to her .///.
Nope. It is true for everybody. Are you going to make this awkward by denying it?
Bard, you horndog!
hey.. this works. lol sup bard
Never Fear, Smiles is here.
Biked otu to walmart on the highway at like 4 a,m last night to buy fallout 4
well worth it love ing it so far
how are you amigo
what did she smell like ./.
good mna... work again today. no complaints tho.
i mean... id complain but whod listen lol
You know, I honestly don't remember. Clean. We took a lot of showers. But I don't remember the scent of her.
you're the one making things awkward here!
these seem like mutually exclusive statements.
I'm going to bed.
Oh I would and needless to say someone will end up pretty sore
No... No um..... i am too dumb to do this right, lets start over I would just rather you be happy in general cause you deserve it
I am terrified
Says the one denying basic facts!
Oh, thank God.
for real tho is that even really cupcake
i've never seen him this aggressive
goodnight rin. sleep well.
TIME FOR FEAR
says the one calling opinions facts.
Says the one that doesn't want to go out for drinks.
dude tusk changed my life desu
well not really
but it made some impact
Gotta make a living you know
It's a good thing you have a career even if its a difficult one
You have an influence on the world
hey now, I never said that. I'd love to go get a drink with you sometime.
I love Fleetwood Mac
Nope. I honestly don't even believe that from you anymore.
rin says to tell you **"it's cute seeing him flustered like that and I knew exactly what he meant and was just teasing him.
In my weird straight faced manner of teasing.**
You're a manager at a railroad right?
mandy now you're just being cruel.
What? These statements go extremely well together.
How's it going, love?
How's it hanging, user?
WELL I"M HERE NOW SO STOP FEARING
I'LL END Y---
Um, nuh uh.
i totally resigned (sortof)
last month... took a management position at a call center
At least Rin and Eva had made up.
Can't think of a song that changed my life. If I were to admit that Landslide is my favorite Fleetwood Mac song you'd call me a silly conformist or whatnot.
We accept your incompetence as it is.
can you back up your claims? can you cite sources? can you provide peer reviewed papers proving your theory?
short, shriveled and to the left...
also good. you?
that's so sensual
are you happy with the life you've lived?
I apologize asama I mean no offense
My grandmother used to do alot of work at places like that
a place called Apac I think
you do verifications?
Because I don't trust you anymore? That isn't my fault.
Not really, no. But it is the life I have lived, so not much I can do about it.
post purchase services... and verifications
mostly you buuuuut if I exhaust myself it might just be me too
So cruel! i don't know if I can trust anything anymore!
eee my knee feels pretty sore
The age of consent in japan is 13
me having a different opinion on something being cute or not doesn't make me a liar!
this one is too easy.
oh my. sounds pretty fun
yeah rin is a bully.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Well, we know where Sci is moving.
wow u r so original dude
used to be that way like everywhere... wasnt an age of consent couple hundred years ago
it's going stagnatily
gimme ur fav movies pls
no i wouldnt say that
listened to that a while ago on youtube and thought it was great, but then when i listened to the album earlier today it didn't seem that great
didn't really like that album as a whole tho
"over my head" was cool
If you google "the age of consent in japan" it comes up with a picture of a white guy weirdly staring at you.
YOU ARE JUST SCARING ME EVEN MORE BY SHOUTING
Seems like it does to me....
idkkk it started today sometime Ido not think I bumped it it just hurts when I touch inside it
I apologize my friend
to me you always souund so succesful and on track
But to hear from you such things really
I'm sorry manders
Good job for the pay?
Doesn't matter if your working hard or hardly working if you're able to get by you know
It's a Luka meme.
You must be truly out of the loop.
dennis, from always sunny.
Sci you dog
good evening ban
also if you google that shit you should be put in jail
sorry, thought we were stating historical fact... hey man dont ook at me that way, youre making me uncomfortable
A horrible bully, I will have to think up counter measures. It's not a really fun night until neither of us can sit back up for the night
okay. good point. I was being mean. can you ever forgive me?
Is it Bebop?
i will im sorry!
yeh its alright man, im less stressed on the daily now
what will we do if we can't sit back up?
In case you haven't noticed.
I'm not here any more..
If only, my friend! But don't worry about it. We have nothing to do in this world but to drudge on, right?
Anyway I am off to take a shower than go to bed. Have a great night, bud! I'll catch you later.
Maybe. Find a good reason for me to and message me on steam. I'm heading towards bed.
your boob is showing
sleep well, mandy.
Yes that was the point of my statement.
I feel people misunderstand me regularly when I make statements like this.
If they work and the left knee looks like the right I think everything's daijoubu desu
toothbrushing as fast as I can preparing for bed
Ihave gotten addicted to sitting down while brushing
made any friends with the folks there?
He's just pretending.
I'll give you a Linkin Park CD and a dull razor blade.
Then you will truly be complete.
I can see you right now
in this moment
nothing in this world but to drug on
sweet dreams sweet hart haeva mostfantastic day tomorrow
I had to read it 4 times before I understood that you were talking about your penis.
Can't they only consent to other young Japanese people though?
Like I know they can do oral and such with older men, but they aren't allowed to engage in penetration until an older age if I'm right.
Oh relax. WHat are you up to, love?
Irish, pls no.
so far year, i got a good team... theyre all pretty nice... i havent realy encountered that one guy... you know, him
that one fucking guy
that is not a credible source at all smiles.
plus he's terrified of you.
Youre going to turn your mouth into an errogonous zone
be careful with all the brushing
Well, I'm here now.
At least for the moment.
Just being bored in EVE
Trying to figure out what to do
you asked me how IT was hanging... i tried to be slick about it
howd i do?
nooo that's already my dad's favorite. pick a different one
post naired comfy mode engaged
There are no brakes on the fright train, Smiles
I fucking hate that guy
we had one at my job for the longest time years and years and he finally left a few months back
if you cant find that guy.....
it may be you//sam....samoa.....
I think it is already
so much pastry
THE bIg Pastry
make me food animus
I just told you
Probably something completely lame like laying in bed together or something :^)
i think i could be that one fucking guy tbh...
I think I'm too tired to bother parsing the meaning behind either of these posts.
Have a grouplink.
I'm going to cut this short before the stale meme manages to get even worse.
im not seeing it, show me...
Thanks I suppose.
I love ya still
Everybody's got some of it in them
cupcake isnt into your smooth womanly legs anymore
wait what? smooth womanly legs? of course I'm interested.
i really hate that one guy tho...
Just force them onto him, Cupcake will like that
ooook I finished otothbrush is bedtim naanas
Tsuchi is not scared of me!
What is EVE?
Well you were pretty slick.
I even said Bravo.
Judgement at Nuremberg
But you need to find the brakes!
Tsuchi told me to tell you that the stales memes are all you're good for.
thats all i wanted
my ankles are smooth and hairless from wearing socks... does that do it for you cakes?
well of course he'd tell you that. he doesn't want you to realize!
lemme rub them
maybe if you weren't A MILLION
The space sandbox game where you can be anything from a space pirate to a banker
man... i even ger a bravo
all i need now is an attaboy and a gold star and im all set
The phrase "I suppose" is trademark and copyright of the roleplayer Betty, formerly known as Cupcake. Cease and desist.
If I started taking Tsuchi's assertions to heart I'd be truly lost.
i have like a few month old photo if you want
The phrase "I suppose" is trademark and copyright of the roleplayer Betty, formerly known as Cupcake. Cease and desist.
Just beat the dead horse more.
Attaboy, have a gold star.
I do want, yes.
Yeah, cupcake is a weirdo
o hai fishy
im literally not a million but yea its fine... i dont mind
I DONT MIND!! ;_;
o snap... can i get a bonus kudos?
Well if you act anything irl like you o here I dont hthink you are
you come off as a pretty enjoyable person and see like you would have the drive to at least give more than 75 percent to your job
you seem to have character
I'm sure I will!
after this shower
good that you don't. an old man like you should be more mature.
its like things or something...
what is the context of this filename
sweetest dreams neru
this is encouraging... thanks bard
14/10 would do shots with and hang
I have no idea.
Luka refuses to drink water.
Sadly no gif of someone refusing to drink water exists. So I went with somebody incapable of it.
fucking east coasterners and their funny language
I'm good, still stuck on this rollercoaster called life, and currently I'm about to come crashing waaaaaaaay down
im totally not an old man tho... i still have charisma and shit
thats being generous
the downhill is always the best part of a rollercoaster
luka is gonna get kidney stones and be in horrible pain rip
What the fuck are these, Test?
older guys have tons of charisma sometimes!
I mean, one can really only be so mean to Cupcake
girls don't get kidney stones????
yeah dont want to make him cum now do we
I make him tell me anything.
The punishments are worse if he isn't honest.
Moving on up~!
You're almost up there with the Jones
I mean he does sometimes have a point.... rarely.
What are you up to?
Enjoy the shower love.
Sleep well Neru.
Nah, but you'll get a "good job!" sticker to go with it.
this shit is so relaxing
ive been watching this guy hunt for like an hour and im mad comfy
yes they do silly they just dont hurt as bad cuz girls got big peeholes
I can't change who I am.
do you have that?
see, it's statements like that that make him tremble.
you are a devious mastermind, smiles.
Star citizen is copying it, yeah
EVE has been around since 2003
you get an attagirl for the upvote...
10/10 would have intellectual discourse over coffee with
i want the banana scratch and sniff one>
oodles of it
have to ration it out or else he'd get spoiled
worst asmr ever
We're having a conversation about this now.
Is it a guy or a girl?
yeah you just ooze manly
nor would you want me to.
thanks for confirming it... means alot
not true you could always be more slutty
A JAGGED, ROCK HARD CALCIUM DEPOST THATT IS FORCED THROUGH YOUR URETHRA
probably not ever slutty enough for an insatiable pervert like you.
The Canadian gubberment will luckily provide any medical aid necessary to ease the suffering.
I've spent most of today outside of class reading an extremely good webcomic called "Unsounded". Probably the best webcomic I've ever come across, and I have hope that one day it will actually reach completion rather than hitting the permanent hiatus so common in the field. Now that that's done I'm so exhausted from lack of sleep that I'm doing nothing but wandering in here.
Have a song I'm listening to.
He's already spoiled!
i dont know what that means and i dont care enough to google it
this is my image you hooligan
delete it or ill call the cyber fbi
they hurt as bad as giving birth in men
a true hell
drink more water my friend
yeah man and only 11 months of waiting to see the doctor
words like urethra, sphincter, uvula and perenium always give me chuckle
Your music is always so sad
I really did not need this mental imagery
When I was 15 I was catheteriezed and like two days later they just like yanked it out
that was the second most traumatic experience of my life t b h
At least it's going out and not in.
Crawling in my skin and whatnot.
I don't know of those.
are you okay?
just ask bebop what asmr is lol
there are games that have been doing that since the early 90s
dude... scratch and sniff stickers are wonderful
gift just keeps on giving
if the name aint busta rhymes
it aint the first aniimal in hip hop
D r i n k W a t e r
I didn't say EVE was the original, just the most well-known
and copying isn't a bad thing
i also don't know who that is
ah jeez i know that feeling too is not good
did you ever have a tube down your nose into your throat
they force you to gag to make it go down and its awful
Your worry is appreciated, but nobody here's really okay.
It’s not where you take things from - it’s where you take them to.
Doesn't ring a bell still.
Obviously it's because I'm amazing.
That's why I managed to be a poster for so long.
Welp, Star Citizen will never come out, so whatever.
Oh neat, listening.
u dont know asmr OR lil b???
u better wise up dude
Star Citizen will never come out
You're going to make people on /vg/ cry if they see this you know
well then how have I managed it? or any number of less amazing people around these parts? eh, smiles?
YOU'VE EXPEREIENCED THS TOO???????/
damn dude when I was fucking 15 laid up in the hospital I had some surgery that left me with a split abdomen so like something happened and a lot of bile piled up and those fuckers held me down and showed this like inch and ah alf thick tube down my nose iinto my throat
It was there for 4 days before I pulled it out when I was half cooonscious morphined up one morning
fell asleep after and woke with the pillow crusted to my face from all the blood when the nurses came into check
Why did you get nasal intubated?
*cough* elitedangerous *cough*
it's time they accepted the fucking truth already.
yea... you really dont get out much
id splurge for krispy kreme... shit if those fuckers aint delicious
It was very nice
And now i have a cat chirping at my door
the damage is done
the tears arent stopping
I feel kind of attached to you even though I dont have a reason to be
The amount of money some people have poured into the game is honestly ludicrous.
kinda like the amount of loads people have poured into ur mom lol
Elite was the very game I was meaning too. Too bad the updates for it are just as bad as SC right now
They cry/bitch and moan about it EVERY single day. It's kind of sad but funny as hell.
Hey guys get this ultra rare limited edition ship, we're only putting 100 in
price starts at 1k
sold out within 5mins
They also promised a hell of a lot, like that one which just came out and flopped
There's this idea held by pretentious snobs that in order for art to be good- it must make you suffer.
And the more it makes you suffer- the better it is.
And the fact that nobody else understands it, makes it even better yet.
It puts you in your own little elitist snobby Club,
I put you all in the same category, with people that claim to enjoy reading Russian novels, eating raw fish eggs, and drinking pretentious dry wines and bitter beers.
I was forced to sit through many of these movies- hated them.
I hated Citizen Kane too.
Screw you posers- the emperor has no clothes and these movies are boring
have you seen the 2.2 update at gamescom
not pouring ludicrous amounts of money into random people's publicly posted Amazon wishlists
Get on Steam.
I need to ask you a question.
awwww tsunchi kun you do this?
Don't worry about it, man.
It was a joke about the obvious.
damn that was a good ur mom
im actually proud of u rn
i dont tend to care about inane shit lol
i dont actually remember why i needed it cuz i was like 7 but i remember it being the most alien violating horrible feelings ever
stop that u son of a bitch
im super powerful now!
You should be proud of yourself for being so selfless
To be honest I wish there were more games like Eve
Or at the very least take what Eve did right and apply it to everything else
Yeah. I mostly want to buy Horizons for The Engineers so that I'm always top gun in combat again. I will definitely buy it when 2.3 The Commanders is out.
d-did you finally get laid?
This is my OC DONUT STEEL.
buying people online shit
We just never had those.
i had to get a couple suppositories up there that was pretty unpleasant
But comparing the two feelings I think I'd rather have something forced up my ass before I get something forced down my nose and throat again
I wouldn't call it rape
but it's somethign in a similiar vein for sure
Thank you guero I havent ever met anyone else who understands
thats lame as hell cmon man...
i feel that was a clear line of questioning
All those poor virgins dumping their 401K into a game that is never coming out.
Hush, you're messing with my God Complex.
For real though.
Too bad they are all gonna go out of business eventually.
No Man's Sky?
IS MANDY STILL HERE?
nfa zone in finland
although There is one person I want to buy something for .///.
im gonna shoot up the thread
we r brothers in spirit bart <3
it'll be worth it to them in 5years when it's finally out and they have full vr support
they'll never have a need to come outside again
You've never heard a cat chirp?
that's one of the many services I provide.
he went to bed, sorry squash.
GIVE ME THE REST OF MY PICTURES
HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE
Well he came and he gave without taking
fuck... god i hope not.
we have a vendor that delivers them at work every morning. im gonna get fat smiles
on french vanilla cappuccino and krispy kreme
but I dont really know how you would do it
I'm glad I didn't spend money
Who is that even?
that one and my battlestation were the only ones you said you had
Thats my lil slut~ <3
*licks own balls
Doesn't ring any bells.
I noticed you were uh
sniffin your own butt
you awnt some help with that?
based hunting memories
i have a new pic i need to post here sometime along with a webm i made for /k/
we doge nao or somethin
somethin like that
Share how successful your relationships are going
And how they haven't made ya $1000 poorer
"my right hand gets tired sometimes"
"she lets me drive her car"
"She wears sweaters and licks my ear."
"He paid for my ticket to a Kraftwerk show then I broke up with him."fucking lol
side note, i have a friend who thought it was a good idea to go to itt tech 3years ago
he owes $20k and can't transfer any of his credits. talk about getting fucked
Helloo there neko how is your night comin along?
need to run. you folks have a good night
you too my man havea fantastic night
I have a headache, toothache, and work is pissing me off
How are you?
hopefully things start to brighten up here soon
how muhc longer in your shift?
I've had a toothache today too and I'm feeling a lil
sick to my stomache and hot in the head
kinda lame, none of my friends hit me up tonight but I mean
Cant kick it every night right
6 and a half hours more
Sounds like you are coming down with a fever or something. That's no good
This is my favourite.
kkkyyyaa do you have any more?
I love these so much
I hope your night goes smoothly
do you ever just get kinda sick right when you wake up?
this is what it feels like ;~:
Do you have anything to help with your teeth like benzocaine?
Sorry Bardo, but I don't.
I think /jp/ has those as they've recently gained some attention.
God bless pc and emulation
Every time I have to go to work i feel like that lol
I just took some Ibuprofen but it doesn't to be helping much
How are you DL?
Feeling kinda sleepy but other than that I'm all good, eating popeye's
Just drinking very slowly, otherwise going through some old music.
My bad I forget not everyone's american. Spicy fried chicken
How are you Luka?
I find all of those brand names just weird.
Ulting as Zarya and nobody helps me take out the Rien sheild
i've made it into the Soul society!
Mmm we have different taste in oldschool
I think of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ev9BLgmQeA when I say oldschool
OH FUCK YEAH
just found this funny meme
I have no clue at all about the oldschool disco/funk.
This nigga knows whats up
Different culture, I was raised in the ghettos
Raised in a similar area here, but it wasn't about funk at all.
I have my media player running and I'm god is on repeat from last night cause I like to sleep to it sometimes
I came home, showered up and got ready for my nightly bowl at about 9 p.m
I have been meaning to switch the music from just i'm god to shuffle
so I can enjoy my burn
but I have been putting it off until this song is over
and then it just repeats and here I am still sober at 11
i could listen to this fucking song every second for the rest of eternity
My father was a DJ when I was a child so I heard this kind of funk all the time
Ulting people off ledges as Zarya is great.
Well that explains the funk.
Okay, I chuckled at that.
hi maddie. how was work?