Weep for yourself, my man,you'll never be what is in your heartweep, little...

Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

weep for yourself, my man,
you'll never be what is in your heart

weep, little lion man,
you're not as brave as you were at the start

rate yourself and rake yourself
take all the courage you have left
and waste it on fixing all the problems that you made in your own head

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

fish post steam

David Bailey
David Bailey

(bebop)
woah
ur a smarty pants!

Tyler Scott
Tyler Scott

Probably yeah

Logan Murphy
Logan Murphy

Aaaaaaaah

Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

Whoops~

Luis King
Luis King

get rekt, amy

Jaxon Myers
Jaxon Myers

fukken owned

Logan Collins
Logan Collins

constantly playing jokes on myself
For what purpose?

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

Probably not until the world fades to nothing for half an hour before morning.

Jerk.

Leo Johnson
Leo Johnson

maybe you're just crazy.

Brandon Harris
Brandon Harris

Nuh-uuhhh~!

Brayden Bennett
Brayden Bennett

How am I a jerk

Connor Murphy
Connor Murphy

then why are you talking to yourself?

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

Calling coffee gross when I drink it so much.

Owen Campbell
Owen Campbell

I wish I could alter that somehow, the just okay thing

True but I want you to be happy so......

Jackson Cook
Jackson Cook

Blasphemy.

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

I've been doing that since before I was ill, silly~

Evan Bailey
Evan Bailey

Stop drinking gross stuff then

Benjamin Evans
Benjamin Evans

you could always comfort me somehow.

Kayden Parker
Kayden Parker

so you admit you're ill then.

Lincoln Cox
Lincoln Cox

Eh...

What is?
Calling coffee gross?
Or drinking it?

How about you start liking things I like?

Logan Young
Logan Young

Uhhh... n-no?

Mason Sanders
Mason Sanders

The things you like are shit

William Morales
William Morales

but you just said...

Nathan Bennett
Nathan Bennett

Are you calling yourself shit?

Oliver Roberts
Oliver Roberts

How're things, fairycake?

Caleb Peterson
Caleb Peterson

and me shit as well apparently

Ryan Thompson
Ryan Thompson

Some of the things you like*

Elijah James
Elijah James

could be better. could be worse. how about for you, amy?

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

Isn't that what they want?
What're you applying for?

Owen Diaz
Owen Diaz

They were going well until the mind game I played with myself caught up with me.

Chase Young
Chase Young

ben deme ben deme

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

We both know I'm a cold unfeeling monster.

Better.

David Rivera
David Rivera

well just cheat. not like your mind is going to know.
that's true.

Nicholas Rogers
Nicholas Rogers

Ily

Jayden Perry
Jayden Perry

You'd be surprised how right you are.

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

I should really just be put down so I stop hurting people.

This one says thank you.

Connor Davis
Connor Davis

you're not the only person here who has to battle their mind, amy.

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

oh I'll put you down alright. to bed, with a pat on the head, a story, and a warm glass of milk.

Gavin Gutierrez
Gavin Gutierrez

Calling it gross, the nectar of life.

Colton Bailey
Colton Bailey

I drank a few energy drinks and my leg wont stop twitching.

Carson Jenkins
Carson Jenkins

*Patpats*

James Roberts
James Roberts

drink some booze to cancel it out.

Easton Collins
Easton Collins

You shouldn't drink milk before bed.
Esp not warm milk.

Oh.
I agree, then.

.///.

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

haveI posted this before
no
okai

Brayden James
Brayden James

True, but I don't imagine many forget the other person in the conversation is themself.

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

:)

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

Cut it off.

Eli Green
Eli Green

Mine keeps twitching too :^)

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

it helps you get to sleep.
according to...people.
I honestly wish I could forget. it wears on you after a while to have your own mind be so cruel to you.

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

*Hugglesnuggle*

Gabriel Fisher
Gabriel Fisher

I am only smart enough to do it with flattery and lewd :^)

You wanna talk about it?

Christian Edwards
Christian Edwards

It's out to get ya Ban.

That is what I assumed.

Jeremiah Gray
Jeremiah Gray

mad survivals

Jordan Hughes
Jordan Hughes

How many specifically, 'cause "a few" is 3-9 o.o

Leo King
Leo King

"I'm you, you fucking idiot" comes up a lot in my head.

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

well I know you're pretty good at one of those things at least. maybe you can show me the other sometime.

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

Captain Morgan is the my only captain

Hello

Jose Parker
Jose Parker

"you're worthless and the world would be much better off without you"' comes up a lot in mind.

Ethan Lopez
Ethan Lopez

no one say hi to ducky. it's a trap.

Luis Morales
Luis Morales

the my only captain
Never mind I take that back I'm going to just fucking kill myself now

William Harris
William Harris

mind

*mine

Carson Sanchez
Carson Sanchez

ha ducky made a minor error in his post WHAT A FUCKING LOSER

Logan Rogers
Logan Rogers

I'm not much a fan of pretenders.

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

well yeah but still
probably computer shit(oh god theyre right)

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

Good morning.

Easton Brown
Easton Brown

LETS BE FUCKING LOSERS TOGETHER

I'm only pretending to pretend

Henry Jenkins
Henry Jenkins

I don't get that so much any more but I do still believe my death - when it comes - will be self-inflicted.

Grayson Richardson
Grayson Richardson

Most anything I've heard about that has all been...
... dubious at best.

W-wah...

Not much to talk about, really.
I should just try to sleep this mood off.

Dominic Rogers
Dominic Rogers

I do that, it's nice
Good luck ^^

Benjamin Cox
Benjamin Cox

What brings you out of the trash and into the garbage?

Sebastian Jones
Sebastian Jones

Still so sleepy

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green

hello goggles
you couldn't keep up with me.
I've given up on finding the strange combination of courage and cowardice needed to off myself, so I'm just banking on another car accident or something. there's like 3-4 on the freeway every day so eventually my time will come again.
yeah well I'll make you drink it anyway.

Brayden Turner
Brayden Turner

I have a lot of booze but that sounds gross.
okay
Why? are you dying?
what does it want?
I had a redline and some other thing

Leo Collins
Leo Collins

so?

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

I think I'm gonna go to bed soon.

Please don't.
I'm still not convinced I'm impervious to it.

Cooper Garcia
Cooper Garcia

My life is a never ending tragedy of complacency and shame

Alexander Ross
Alexander Ross

Cupcake loves to s!uqcccccccc

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

No I was making a dick joke

Take me with you

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

From the very fear that makes you want to die
Is just the same as what keeps you alive
It's way more trouble than some suicide is worth

Joshua Lopez
Joshua Lopez

you share a weakness and expect me not to abuse it?
welcome to the club.
hi revy. what was that thing you were talking about the other day? I forgot the thing but I know I wanted to say something but it was hours before I saw the post because I went to bed right before it.

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

Your soul.

Ryan Sanchez
Ryan Sanchez

I have to meet some guy at 10 tonight too.
You have one of those?

Julian Carter
Julian Carter

I'm a professional dumpster diver in my free time

I've trained my entire life to be a giant fucking loser
You're on

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

rin loves to !/beabully/
well I don't feel that compulsion much any more, but the empty hollow feeling constantly really does end up getting old, so the idea of death is still quite alluring.
for sex? alcohol will make that better.

Andrew Rogers
Andrew Rogers

Yeah everyone who posts here does

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

and you're still this bad at it? wow.
what a loser.

Caleb Ramirez
Caleb Ramirez

But why this particular circle of Hell?

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

I'd love to appreciate that.

Your mess to clean.
If there is one.

Cupcake is a !LittleShit

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

/what if I can't get it up?
not me

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

If you aren't having fun what's the point? Do something crazy.

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

:3 thanks
nerd

Kayden Garcia
Kayden Garcia

what if I can't get it up?
Then you can be the catcher.

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

I don't remember the past few days

Lucas Perry
Lucas Perry

Man cup you've sure got me beat. You're winning at being a loser~

I guess I'm just that much of a loser
rekt

Because I can get the stray conversation / shitpost. I dunno

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

I'm not sure whether this is lewd or just gross.

*lut
then just take it in the ass like a good whore.
believe me, I try to have fun, but it is rather elusive these days.
literally just yesterday, but that's fine.
what's up?
this conversation is confusing.

Jack Clark
Jack Clark

I'll pass

Carson Miller
Carson Miller

^///^

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

How've you been, anyway?

Can it really be called fun if you have to try to have it?

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

How am I supposed to suck your dick if you don't have one then!?

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

just as planned.

I only do what the brave captain morgan commands

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

That is the plan! Over and over

Mornin Gogs! How you doing?

Oh well yuh that helps

Aaron Gomez
Aaron Gomez

I prefer weeb but that's fine too

Brody Reed
Brody Reed

I ate something!

Jayden Collins
Jayden Collins

Too bad it wasn't a bullet

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

what a selfish bitch
no probably not. either way I don't have any.
I'm chilling with my buddy mike's harder
maybe I like this plan. you gonna get on steam sometime tonight maybe?

Gavin Carter
Gavin Carter

Okay, fuck it, I lied
It's drum and bass
What you gonna do?

Aaron Bailey
Aaron Bailey

oh right you can't see it. it's a laughing gif, neko.

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

I knew you'd only like mike if he was harder

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

Just gross.

N-no homo...

Only sometimes though.
The times it doesn't are literally the worst.

Nolan Price
Nolan Price

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

unfortunate.
8% is better than 5%.

Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

Yes homo

Thomas Rivera
Thomas Rivera

Suck my girl penis.
i'm VERY selfish.

Adrian Reed
Adrian Reed

Hm, those old habits are singing again tonight.

Logan Sanchez
Logan Sanchez

Percentage queen

Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

Nothing I just wanted to get that off my chest

Dominic Price
Dominic Price

Oh

What does girl penis taste like?

Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Ortiz

ignore them. the song is terrible anyway.
your attempts to be clever will not work tonight, ducky
alright, good talk.
what?

David Lewis
David Lewis

A vagina weirdly shaped like a penis.

Liam Martinez
Liam Martinez

Iunno.

Gross
No

Dominic Wilson
Dominic Wilson

im stealing this imge

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

Why do I troll myself like this, Cup?

Hudson Gutierrez
Hudson Gutierrez

Who's a Duck?

Liam Gomez
Liam Gomez

Damn, he's immune to my highly sophisticated wit and clever charm

I feel like the true loser now

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

Hello cupcakes.

I'm doing okay. Just made an avocado sandwich.

Austin Clark
Austin Clark

Spread it to the world

Ryder Ortiz
Ryder Ortiz

Did Fish really want us to praise them for setting something?

Joshua White
Joshua White

Vampire boy girl penis clit.

Jayden Kelly
Jayden Kelly

Eating

Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

mandy hush
oh okay
you must have a crush on yourself
all according to plan

(tn: plan means plan)
what's goin' on?

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

Mandy us here? Where? I can't see pics.

Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson

Put it in my mouth

Ryan Phillips
Ryan Phillips

Is

God damn this small phone.

Landon Reyes
Landon Reyes

I mean, can you blame me?

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

Yeah

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

But you are being cute.

Here, love. Shouldn't you be working?

Jaxon King
Jaxon King

Is it a small phone or just freakishly giant hands?

Blake Smith
Blake Smith

I am on my last break.

Gabriel Adams
Gabriel Adams

*puts it in*

Are you turned on yet?

My word play is amazing.

Lucas Harris
Lucas Harris

I found him.

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

The fuck is that moonspeak you're talking?

I'm AMERICAN we speak AMERICAN here.

I'm going to cease drinking now so I don't wake up feeling like physical garbage in the morning

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

How much longer till you head home?

Cups, hush.

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

I've been turned on the whole time

Sebastian Taylor
Sebastian Taylor

2 hours.

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

not at all. you're irresistible, dear.
I'd post my heart image at you but you wouldn't see it.

filthy blatant lies
proud of you
I stopped after just a couple myself. helped take the edge off of feeling like total shit at least.
"but you're being cuuuute"

Nolan Stewart
Nolan Stewart

so I don't wake up feeling like physical garbage
I guess metaphorical and emotional garbage is enough already, huh?

Holy shit that was fucking mean I'm so sorry. <3

Caleb Reyes
Caleb Reyes

Like I said.
I'm not thoroughly convinced I'm impervious to milk.

Aren't you, like, one of the few people who'll see me as a girl?
Are you admitting to being a girl?

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

Hey I know those feelings

it runs in the family

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

You forgot metaphysical garbage

Blake Cook
Blake Cook

Oh is that your normal state of being?

Andrew Wilson
Andrew Wilson

being lactose intolerant makes you a fucking bigot.
you have my sympathy, but not my axe.

Adam Hill
Adam Hill

Now if I can just convince the weird chick at work of that I'm golden.

Logan Price
Logan Price

That sounds like way too long to go.

I never lie.

"Filthy blatant lies"

Carson Hughes
Carson Hughes

Or my blow.

Dominic Perry
Dominic Perry

Damn I wanted that axe

Jose Gomez
Jose Gomez

I don't recall if I had a cute petname for you back when we spoke that one time but if I did imagine I'm calling you that and saying cute shit.

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

5 min of work feels like forever when talking to you forever feels like a second~ <3

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

Don't listen to these slanderous lies
Girl penis tastes like a girl, but also like a penis

John Baker
John Baker

I'm imagining all the hearts I'd be spamming at you RIGHT now

Leo Scott
Leo Scott

Oh hush, you. How much longer do you have on break still?

Lucas Gonzalez
Lucas Gonzalez

4 min.

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

wanting to date girls
gross, amy.
you are lying right now, liar.
a weird short guy with a huge beard stole it.

Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

Oh damn, you're good.

Luke Robinson
Luke Robinson

Ty

I was just playing along with what you said

Yes

Oh thank you for clearing that up

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

this line is insanely smooth. fucking well done, squash.

Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

Maaaaybe! :^)

Yeah I hear you, when sleep either leaves things the same or makes it worse is probably the most horrible feeling to get after sleeping

Cuute

That sounds amazing! Do you get a lot of avocado there? I'm unsure of the climate in which they grow lol

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

Mandy is my muse.

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

But she likes horror movies and we talked about getting away with murder once.

Dylan Perez
Dylan Perez

Not much just seeing how the day is going to go.

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

And you spend it waiting on me to be around?? You big softie.

Not even once.

Xavier Carter
Xavier Carter

guess I'll stay online then, can't risk missing that~

Jaxson Garcia
Jaxson Garcia

Fucking leprechauns
Pot of fuck mothering gold isn't enough? You need axes too?

Fuck them

I know it bb
~

Jordan Green
Jordan Green

Cool, now do the thing.

Bentley Miller
Bentley Miller

You are a good enough reason to wait forever. I do not mind.

Ryder Gomez
Ryder Gomez

clearly
yeah but. vagina.
eww.
hopefully well.
you did literally just earlier in the thread.
actually I think they prefer to be called dwarves. and they don't like being tossed, that's for sure.

Evan Green
Evan Green

You know if we ever do meet, I'm going to have to tear down that pedestal your building for me.

Pics or it never happened.

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

Ah what's the difference. They all look the same to me. short

Christopher Adams
Christopher Adams

Any news I really mean gossip of our technicolor equine friends?

Connor Ross
Connor Ross

If only to build an alter, love.

I must go.

Carter Hernandez
Carter Hernandez

*Slurp slurp*

Parker Fisher
Parker Fisher

Literally nothing.
It's still a pile of circlejerking and homoerotica with various interruptions by rampant shitposters

Christopher Long
Christopher Long

Of course it would be better if there were a penis attached but I'm working with what's available. Anyway she's like a major qtπ.

Hudson Peterson
Hudson Peterson

You are incorrigible, my dear. Be safe!

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

I just realized that this feeling I'm feeling is sexual frustration
Yvw

Xavier Bennett
Xavier Bennett

Hm. Any sightings of Fagetcat?

Ryan Wright
Ryan Wright

But vaginas are nice, too.....

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

I wouldn't want to embarrass you by linking it.
bigot detected. you disgust me.
hmm. well I guess when you're lonely enough even a girl starts to look good. best of luck, amy. I'm sure she'll realize how wonderful you are.
just fap.
ANOTHER LIE

Michael James
Michael James

Prof?

He's around, I play vidya with him and he chills in our mumble call occasionally

Luke Peterson
Luke Peterson

GOOD
I disgust me too

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

I am immune to being embarrassed. Especially when it has to deal with YOU being all cute with Spoils.

Also, vaginas need love too!

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

just fap.
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS

Nathan Nguyen
Nathan Nguyen

Fine.
I'll drink literally all the milk.
And eat all the cheese.

And have so much cream in my coffee that I might as well just drink cream straight.

And you can clean all the mess up.

Cute little girly kitty.

It is the literal worst.

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

Will you wash my weasel?

Bentley Campbell
Bentley Campbell

do a better job

Mason Young
Mason Young

with how you name your files you'd fucking better disgust yourself.
this whole post is so full of blatant falsities I don't even know where to begin.
works that way for me :^)
did you need some help?
well you keep saying you eat poutine so clearly you can handle some dairy.

Levi Hill
Levi Hill

"Wash my weasel" is the best euphemism for hand jobs ever.

Kevin Thompson
Kevin Thompson

Choke the chicken

Josiah Garcia
Josiah Garcia

is it dirty

Lincoln Campbell
Lincoln Campbell

who duck

James Rodriguez
James Rodriguez

Can you tell him I say hello?

Brandon Mitchell
Brandon Mitchell

luck of the irish.

Jack Moore
Jack Moore

Just admit it.

Well it could use a cleaning....

Jonathan Fisher
Jonathan Fisher

keep saying
Actually.
I keep talking about eating poutine on whores with Putin, or just eating whores.

So I'm not sure you should be putting stock in that.

Wash my weasel, Sub toe.

Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

never.

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

tfw finally came to the idea of cumming inside my big sisters mouth

Dylan Jones
Dylan Jones

I'll buy you a drink if you admit it.

Brandon Lewis
Brandon Lewis

why is he called duck?

are there such things as irish Ducks?

Sebastian Allen
Sebastian Allen

gross
thats great man

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

Putain means whore, Cupcake.

Christian Phillips
Christian Phillips

old old joke. I just call him ducky. don't worry about it.
tempting but you can't buy my lies so easily, mandykins.

Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

your constant name calling hurts my feelings, rin.

Levi Phillips
Levi Phillips

I'm not really a weasel kind of person..

Michael Sullivan
Michael Sullivan

slob my knob, subtle.

William Murphy
William Murphy

It's not thaaat exciting now lol

Does it happen often to you?

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

I am so proud of myself
of how disgusted I am in myself

Sure <3

Josiah Clark
Josiah Clark

Well fuck you too then.

We both know it is the truth. Just a matter of making you admit it. What if I promised a night of raunchy lewdness?

Andrew Torres
Andrew Torres

the tables have turned! see how you like being complimented. hmph.

Levi Reed
Levi Reed

Tu est un grand putain.
Je n'adore pas ton penis.

Je suis une grande pomme de terre.

O-oh...

Define often.

Mason King
Mason King

isnt that the goal

Robert Long
Robert Long

good...I think.
then you'd definitely be lying, and I'd call you on it!

Wyatt Brooks
Wyatt Brooks

Oi CUNT!

Andrew Rogers
Andrew Rogers

Me too, Cups.

I'm actually not sure about how they are farmed but they have started to taste better then what I remembered them to be like.

Xavier Cox
Xavier Cox

I'm not looking that up.

Christian Turner
Christian Turner

Oh, well....Yea, I suppose so?

This isn't about my lies!

Jace Cooper
Jace Cooper

yeah you'd love it if that were the case, wouldn't you, mandy mcliarpants?

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

OR IS IT

!!!

Anthony Wright
Anthony Wright

"You are a big slut.
I don't adore your penis.

I am a big apple of earth."

Blake Jenkins
Blake Jenkins

that's why I said I think, dumdum.

Juan Moore
Juan Moore

I genuinely have no idea how to reply to that.

Brody Cooper
Brody Cooper

Please find someone else ^^

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

Which part?

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

the whole thing.

Eli Miller
Eli Miller

Stahp.

This thread is only big enough for 1 ferret here, lad.

Adrian Carter
Adrian Carter

I'll just cover my ears...... uh eyes lol

Higher than 4 out of 10 times?

James Diaz
James Diaz

see, this is why you should not provoke me. I'm far better at this than you.

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

question mark

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

perfect chance for me to get a sneak attack in~

Elijah Rogers
Elijah Rogers

I'm just far too tired to play the game, right now. We both know what is true here.

I mean, yes! My aim is to fuck you senseless!

William Gray
William Gray

was it filling and nutritious?

Samuel Sanchez
Samuel Sanchez

we both know I kicked your furry little butt in this verbal joust, that's what we know.

Anthony Collins
Anthony Collins

Nope, we know you are awful cute with Spoils. And that is a fact. You can't argue this. If you do, you might as well say you are mexican.

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

fag

Nathaniel Foster
Nathaniel Foster

resorting to such cheap shots, mandy? I'm disappointed in you.
you must have some mexican blood in there...

Jeremiah Jenkins
Jeremiah Jenkins

Nope no mexican blood in me. But I have left something of me in a few mexicans.

Cooper Howard
Cooper Howard

it was a slice of cheese between two pieces of bread

it has satiated me

Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

better than nothing i suppose

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

Sneeaky!

Ethan Torres
Ethan Torres

two dums
That's going too far cup

That's the only catsnake gif I have I swear

I SWEAR

Jose Ortiz
Jose Ortiz

Hello my love

Thomas Lopez
Thomas Lopez

that's kind of gross.

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

Don't :3

William James
William James

somehow I doubt you'd be complaining
you're right, please forgive me, dum.

Isaac Rivera
Isaac Rivera

yo how are you guys today

Robert Sanchez
Robert Sanchez

Fucking swear to me on the life of the Father, Son, and the Drunken Spirit!

Yea...yeah a bit....

Luis Young
Luis Young

It's okay, I forgive you~

Gavin Reed
Gavin Reed

You are a slut.

Your penis isn't cute.

I am a potato.

Of going to sleep, or going to sleep upset?

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

I want to fucking shoot myself in the head.

Dylan Sullivan
Dylan Sullivan

You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
You are a slut.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.
I am a potato.

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

tfw you have random guys hitting you up to be an escort because of an ad on craigslist

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

preeeeetty good mny buddy
some body ache
wish i had some oxy

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

I did !

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

ad on craigslist

Jose White
Jose White

You're letting it eat at you too much
I'm not really one to talk here but you need to pull your shit together man You're better than this

Sebastian Mitchell
Sebastian Mitchell

;~;
i wanna kno..

Justin Harris
Justin Harris

guero!
where are ya hurting tonight hmm?

I hope you can get to feeling better before too long
have a nice day?
mine was pretty boring and blase haha

Ryder Garcia
Ryder Garcia

yfw you will never have swedish fish living on your couch in exchange for footjobs and spoonfuls of canned ravioli

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

Sorry, love. Na, that isn't true. I don't want to die. Well I don't want to shoot myself in the head. So how have you been lately??

Justin Foster
Justin Foster

I wouldn't complain a single bit bae

Going to sleep upset and waking up worse

Evan Williams
Evan Williams

if I may have peaked your interested
Triggered

But pls don't call me that

Camden Barnes
Camden Barnes

I'm pretty sure he'd murder and eat your cats first then you.

Sebastian Cooper
Sebastian Cooper

You sure about that?
this coul probably happen if you wanted it to

Brandon Thompson
Brandon Thompson

and here I thought you had some standards.
gay.
well you got tsuchi to pop out, well done.
an inside joke is never good when explained
I bet I could make you do some other stuff though~

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

It's a bit worrysome you'd even bring something up Mandy
That's uncharacteristic
is everything aright?

Adam Morales
Adam Morales

my back is busted cuz i have a really old ratty bed that im trying to replace cuz it's literally hurting me now
im selling one of my rifles to put money towards it
today was pretty good though i actually woke up in the morning and got a bunch of chores done

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

Will you sit on my face

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

I do....kind of. Look I was young, alright. My hatred hadn't fully set in yet....

Yeah I am alright, Bardo. Just a bit stressed at work and all. Don't worry, I shall never end my own life.

Elijah Collins
Elijah Collins

how unfortunate. you can never unbean those burritos now.

James Campbell
James Campbell

This is cyber harrassment

Easton Phillips
Easton Phillips

You have to be joking at this point.

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

Probably, what on earth are you doing up at this hour

Gavin Thomas
Gavin Thomas

Nope....but now I have higher standards. Hell, even got to put some maple into a canadian.

Ethan Miller
Ethan Miller

Watching Doublelift
Listening to musics

Blake Perry
Blake Perry

I can not confirm or deny this

Christopher Young
Christopher Young

M y best friend brings this up in conversation alot
Your bed is one of the most important bjects you can own
Every night after you bust your ass at your work or even if you just spend the day relaing, you're going to spend a good at lleast 3 to 8 hours in your bed
like every single night
I hope you can get a really nice one soon my man
What kind are you interested in? or just a mattress?

Logan Gonzalez
Logan Gonzalez

Specifically that, then... probably.
Even if only by virtue of waking up still upset is usually enough to make it worse in and of itself.

But my mood usually peters out before I go to bed.

Apparently he thinks your penis is cute.

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

well that's pretty good, eh?
you're confirming it plenty for me right now.

Lucas Richardson
Lucas Richardson

shh don't embarrass the poor guy. he's skittish. he might bolt. if his knee wasn't blown out LOL

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

Canaians are my fetish

I have faith thaat a brighter day will be here tomorrow or the day after for you mandy
for you're the kindest person I know
and karma wouldn't allow misfortune so heavy for you if it was just
I love you
but not in the homo way mandy

Luis Gray
Luis Gray

Bad dog. You could be doing so much more productive things, like dota, osu, or devilian with me

Robert Clark
Robert Clark

S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

Josiah Kelly
Josiah Kelly

Oh you betcha. I quite enjoyed myself.

I understand that fetish. Like, completely.

Life is unjust, my friend. But that doesn't mean I despair. I shall find my joys in the little things. And thank you. I love you too. No homo.

So how was your day today? Good?

John Lopez
John Lopez

You cannot stand or walk for five minutes.
Do you really want to go down this path?

Camden Clark
Camden Clark

Productive, right..

Thomas Perez
Thomas Perez

yeah im finding that out now for real lol
the pain in my lower back is horrible
ive been popping 3 skelaxin and like 6 aspirins a day for three days cuz thats the best stuff ive got and it still sukcs

im just gonna get a twin size regular mattress cuz im super in debt right now
even a tiny mattress that isnt two decades old will be better

Jack Walker
Jack Walker

I can't hear you over the sound of your tears
canadians seem far too polite though. what's the fun in a one night stand if the girl guy ends up being totally fine with it?

Michael Cook
Michael Cook

if his knee wasn't blown out LOL
does this really qualify as a slam?

Gavin Gomez
Gavin Gomez

Wow rude

WONT HAPPEN AGAIN

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

shut up, pedophile.

Isaiah James
Isaiah James

Or finishing up my bot games with me :3

Ethan Rivera
Ethan Rivera

My bad for not being a complete invalid like you.

Angel Mitchell
Angel Mitchell

if u can't handle me at my wurst u don't deserve me at my best :^)

Joshua Reyes
Joshua Reyes

I'd say I must have touched a nerve, but I'm assuming those are all gone as well.

Grayson Bennett
Grayson Bennett

This wasn't a one night stand. It was a one week stand. And it was glorious. She wasn't ok with it after I left.

You ain't fucking kidding.

Henry Cruz
Henry Cruz

first it's a non-slam then complete unoriginality
u have some shedding to do man

Nathan Rodriguez
Nathan Rodriguez

and you have some not fucking little kids to do, man.

Gabriel James
Gabriel James

konnichiwa bitches

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

ah yeah
Fine day
bought fallout 4 at some point last night so that was nice
stayed up a lil later than normal, woke up went to work, got out about an hour early for the summer wed been closing at 10 but now were are closing at 9 since the summers over
and I have a very efficient shedule so most nightS i I can get out about an hour early
lucky me

what the heck is skelaxin lolol
that sounds fuckin dope
I hope you can enjoy it when you get it and get it sooner than later
I've only had to dea with bad back pain A few times and its a doozy

Wyatt James
Wyatt James

Too tired to games or talk
Gomenasai

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

ah, good. as long as you left her heartbroken that's all that matters.

Brandon Robinson
Brandon Robinson

Can I tuck you in and nibble on your toes while you fall asleep

Zachary Collins
Zachary Collins

You literally cannot walk twenty feet.

Jeremiah Morales
Jeremiah Morales

thanks bud i hope so too
and skelaxin is some really weak muscle relaxer
its literally the only thing i have in my hosue other than aspirin

Aiden Richardson
Aiden Richardson

I literally can. you're literally getting lazy again.

Connor Bennett
Connor Bennett

._.
No..

Michael Jones
Michael Jones

would u mind doing ur practice on ur own
this is just embarrassing

Jack Parker
Jack Parker

not as embarrassing as literally every shred of your existence on this planet.

Christopher Martinez
Christopher Martinez

I enjoy you. I would kill to get out an hour early. I have been getting out an hour late. Today I worked 10. It gets a bit much sometimes.

Oh, no. She regretted the fucking. Or something. I don't even know anymore. I don't really care either.

Jose Foster
Jose Foster

most girls regret it if they sleep with a closet homo

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

Some boyfriend you are...

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

I'm sorry Rin, that sucks pretty hard and not in the delightful way

Yeah but it just means I have to do worse things to you

Jason Roberts
Jason Roberts

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Parker Williams
Parker Williams

It's ok. I still fucked her countless times over that week so I am ok with it.

Brandon Ward
Brandon Ward

Liked, commented and subscribed!

I AM ALWAYS SERIOUS NEVER JOKING

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

he posted after the thread ended WHAT A DUMBASS

Samuel Lopez
Samuel Lopez

gets your skeleton laxin
better than nothing that's for sure
be careful with all that apsprin

Grayson Young
Grayson Young

:(

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