This is vile

Josiah Wilson
Josiah Wilson

SEGA is raping their old Genesis games by releasing them for free with lots of ads and IAPs to disable them, now the lowest common denominator is going to play games I like. I'm angry

All urls found in this thread:
https://twitter.com/tyo21sky/status/488537605655379968
https://www.houseofnames.com/sega-family-crest
Nolan Phillips
Nolan Phillips

At least the second reply won't be porn if Ristar throwing up

Anthony Watson
Anthony Watson

SEGA YOU FUCKING NIGGERS LOOK AT THIS, LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT. STUPID NORMALFAAGS GIVE REVENGE OF SHINOBI A LOWER SCORE THAN ALTERED BEAST BECAUSE IT IS TOO HARD FOR THEM, THATS JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID THEY ARE

Ayden Morris
Ayden Morris

IF CHAD AND OR STACY HAD MORE THAN TEN FUCKING BRAIN CELLS THEY WOULD DOWNLOAD THIS INSTEAD WHICH IS FUCKING FREE ITS RIGHT THERE ON THE RECOMMENDATIONS FOR SEGAS SHITTY PORTS

Bentley Jackson
Bentley Jackson

now the lowest common denominator is going to play games I like
The horror.

Dominic James
Dominic James

now the lowest common denominator is going to play games I like. I'm angry

tfw people actually think like this

Jose Torres
Jose Torres

Being this much of a hipster

Aaron Jenkins
Aaron Jenkins

Kill yourself op.

Ayden Wilson
Ayden Wilson

People have been waiting for Saturn and Dreamcast ports forever so SEGA on all their fucking wisdom decide to I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE WE SHOULD RELEASE THEM FOR FREE WITH ADS AND IAPS ON FUCKING MOBILE. FUCK YOU IN THE DICKHEAD WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER If You WANTED THEM ON PC OR ANYTHING ELSE SINCE SATURN EMULATION IS SO SHIT

Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Allen

IM NOT A FUCKING HIPSTER YOU FUCKING FAGGOT IM JUST ANGRY AT AN INCOMPETENT PUBLISHER THAT ONLY CARES ABOUT SONIC AND MOBILE PHONES

James Johnson
James Johnson

Mobile gaming
Mobile emulation
Playing FUCKING PLATFORMERS on a touch screen
Even if you have a mobile gamepad of sorts at that point you're better off just playing it on PC

Christopher Nelson
Christopher Nelson

At least Sega has a service like this, unlike everyone else.

Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

Fuck you, too. I used to fucking love Earthbound but now I'm labeled as a hipster because they've taken over the fandom and I'm FUCKING PISSED
This is such BULLSHIT
Fuck you. Bump.

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

Every type of person you have distaste for probably enjoys pizza too. Do you allow this fact to temper your enjoyment of pizza? If not, perhaps you can begin to see how ridiculous you're being.

Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

Thanks, asshole. Now I actually have to think about the food I eat.

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

tfw I never have to worry about who else enjoys my favorite food because I enjoy it on a level nobody else can achieve

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

There are people who have not sync'd their PS3 controllers to their phones.
There are people who do not have full emulators on their phones to enjoy with said controller.
There are people who don't know what emulators are, in general.
This thread is actually happening.
I'm actually typing this.
You're actually reading this.
You are now breathing manually.
In this current year of 2017

Daniel Thomas
Daniel Thomas

you're in a marketing thread, this is a common marketing tactic, he's acting retarded and angry to drum up hype for the games.

James Harris
James Harris

having a PS3
having a smartphone
No user you are the cancer

Dylan Hill
Dylan Hill

Yeah it's true, My dad is SEGA

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

PS3
hahaha i'm too poor to afford something like this i can't even fix my teeth or buy a new monitor/speaker/keyboard/mouse

Levi Rodriguez
Levi Rodriguez

not having a ps3
probably being a pc cuck
Kys

Ethan Richardson
Ethan Richardson

not owning consoles makes you a cuck
ebin

Ian Fisher
Ian Fisher

Earthbound always belonged to them. It was literally designed by a former Marxist revolutionary. Itoi used to be an active member of 中核派 or the JRCL, Japanese-Revolutionary Communist League-National Committee.

Dominic Green
Dominic Green

You are trying to ruin my favorite game by spamming this on every thread that mentions Earthbound don't ya?

Nicholas Clark
Nicholas Clark

favourite game
Earthbound
You deserve to have it ruined, faggot.

Jace Davis
Jace Davis

Altered Beast is a better game, stfu nigger.

John Barnes
John Barnes

but muh steam sales
but muh blizzard shite
but muh piracy plz crack denobo please god
muh mods will fix it plz mods fix it plz
yeah you're cucked pretty hard considering how dependent you are on everyone else

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

No it's not, it fucking sucks ass

Julian Ross
Julian Ross

You suck ass and your shit taste sucks ass. Hang yourself faggot.

Joshua Roberts
Joshua Roberts

He deserves to have it ruined if something that innocuous ruins it for him.

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

But it is true, Altered Beast was okay as an arcade game but as a console title it fell flat due to how repetitive and slow it was. It was all about visuals and large sprites but the gameplay was shite, it didn't help the Pre-Sonic Genesis at all. Maybe try playing it again.

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

quoting valve/blizzard/elder scrolls marketing material as the reason for using a PC
lol btfo
how dependent you are on everyone else
dependent
while talking about consoles
try harder

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

He only inserted his commie ideology in Mother 3 though.

William Campbell
William Campbell

You're being too obvious, sega.
Not that I care one way or the other, smartphones are irrelevant to me.

Bentley Torres
Bentley Torres

Suck. My. Cock.

Kayden Baker
Kayden Baker

I'm simply stating the facts; it doesn't change or take away from what Earthbound is, but Japanese nationalists call him and his wife zainichi gooks and say they're anti-Japan. It's only fitting that our subversive SJWs and cultural marxists look up to the man and admire his work.

True. Maybe Nintendo management reigned him in on earlier titles, but gave him more freedom of expression in Mother 3.

https://twitter.com/tyo21sky/status/488537605655379968

Aiden Carter
Aiden Carter

I feel dirty and disturbed watching that.

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

downloading games from google store
not downloading an emulator

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

Why
Well, atleast i don't put pineapples on my pizza
this nigga right here
Boy i can't believe how many fags instantly disown a piece of media when the writer / creator of said media doesn't align with their personal political views.
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Why the fuck do you need to post that twice nigger?

Evan Perry
Evan Perry

Being a commie isn't innocuous. Thank god Yamaguchi buried it deep.
On the other hand, it doesn't necessarily make Earthbound a bad game.

Colton Walker
Colton Walker

They're available with emulators anyways.

Liam Taylor
Liam Taylor

Playing emulator on mobile instead of owning a PSP or 3DS

Evan Hall
Evan Hall

Would you support someone or a company who openly attacks you?

b-but what about Ouya where you can play mobile games and use an emulator on your TV!

Nolan Howard
Nolan Howard

Not an argument. I love tolerate Sega as much as the next guy, but Altered Beast is more interesting to see than it is to play. Shinobi is a more fun game, in my opinion, even if it looks visually inferior.

Would you support someone or a company who openly attacks you?
Stockholm syndrome? Mind cancer?

Jaxson Barnes
Jaxson Barnes

Well, it's not like they're going to get back into hardware, and they already put nearly all their shit on Steam. What else do you want them to do? At least they're not ignoring that their IPs exist like Namco.

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

I've noticed that people that play any mother game become more leftist as a result. He may have put some subliminal programs within his games.

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

Hurrrr

Nathan Sullivan
Nathan Sullivan

download the rom on your goyim phone
use a free emulator
laugh at the chads and stacies who have to deal with ads
anons laugh at you for playing roms on a fucking phone
All is right in the world. I bet those retards also breathe, don't want to be like them, do you?

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

They should add Shining Force II. It had anti-racemixing themes in the ending.

Jason Gonzalez
Jason Gonzalez

I'm just bringing up the possibility, don't shoot the messenger.

Jace Reyes
Jace Reyes

Anyone with a brain has seen that liberals have latched on to nintendo garbage. It's the drones here that refuse to believe basic fact. Feels bad considering the nintendo fans have some house cleaning to do in their own fanbase.

Jonathan Howard
Jonathan Howard

Oh no. Now we can't just download the same games as ROMs and play them however we want on whatever working emulator we can find.
Oh wait, yes we can, and you're getting upset over nothing.

Levi Edwards
Levi Edwards

They infest everything, injecting identity politics because they have no objective merit as human beings. When you have no talents, no skills, and aren't even interesting to talk to, what else can you do but shit everything up and blame everyone else for your own incompetence?

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

No wonder I thought MOTHER 3 was cinematic 'auteur' garbage in place of an actual game.

Carter Reyes
Carter Reyes

You would think that tidbit would be brought up more considering the popularity of the games, also gives Mother 3 a bit more context. Here I thought it was just a statement on greed and technology but instead it's
muh capitalism

Brayden Morris
Brayden Morris

I thought it was about traditionalism but nope, Commies. It always happens with the Beatles are involved.

Alexander Barnes
Alexander Barnes

Altered beast is better than revenge of shinobi tho

Lucas Evans
Lucas Evans

Earthbounds creator is a commie piece of shit?

Carson Rivera
Carson Rivera

meme side scrolling game better than Shinobi
Altered beast is an okay quarter muncher but Shinobi played, sounded, and even looked better.

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

You couldn't figure that out yourself? It has always been feminist and communist propaganda. Why do you think the series is called MOTHER?

Ryder Peterson
Ryder Peterson

Pizza is disgusting subhuman slop invented by miscegenated Italians. It is grease incarnate and it is devoured by the morbidly obese.

Nathan Jackson
Nathan Jackson

That is incorrect

Jace Cox
Jace Cox

eating fried pizza
you retard

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

I don't eat any pizza. It is disgusting, unhealthy, and a symbol for miscegenation. It is the lowest form of widespread cuisine.

James Torres
James Torres

Cook your own pizzas from scratch. Even the crust. The health factor can be improved when you build things from scratch, not to mention is cheaper if you make a lot of it from rawer ingredients.

Jose James
Jose James

I've never had good pizza: the post

Austin Scott
Austin Scott

that filter

James Rivera
James Rivera

It's really not an issue of
le normalfags playing my games reeee
like OP wants to make it. The real point is that Sega has no respect for these IPs if theyre willing to make shitty ad-riddled mobile releases for the jewgle gay store.

Julian Watson
Julian Watson

bitching about bad habits
while posting on 8ch

Sorry you had to find out this way.

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

There is no good pizza. It was invented by the half-Jews of southern Europe, the Italians, the Venetians. It along with the cheeseburger are holy idols in the religion of filth.

Cameron King
Cameron King

And the polio vaccine was invented by a yid, doesn't make it worse. Also Italy did nothing wrong.

Ethan Miller
Ethan Miller

What the fuck is your problem?

Evan Mitchell
Evan Mitchell

avoid the jewish food
and avoid the jewish video game
and avoid the jewish ground you walk on
and avoid the jewish electricity that powers your computer
and avoid the internet, it was just a jewish tool!

Hudson Cox
Hudson Cox

Oh, you're false flagging retardation.

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

Highly effective bait from a /leftypol/ tranny, probably

Hudson Bailey
Hudson Bailey

Considering the influx of newfags there is nothing wrong with laughing at the retards that try to shit on a thread this way.

Thomas Brooks
Thomas Brooks

/pol/edditor doesn't eat pizza because muh miscegenation

Jaxon Walker
Jaxon Walker

Italy did everything wrong. They lost to fucking Ethiopian niggers and only won the second time because of German support. They were the first to submit to the Allies. They abandoned the German Reich in The Great War. They are the failures of Europe.

Julian Hill
Julian Hill

cries about /pol/
and shits on sega when they made Sonic Mania
You are a retard.

Jeremiah Jones
Jeremiah Jones

It's okay to admit you don't know shit about pizza.

Chase Howard
Chase Howard

Failures of Europe
not the poles

Isaac Ramirez
Isaac Ramirez

It's in the very nature of mobile releases to either be priced absurdly low or be ad-supported. It's not a matter of respect, it's just business. These series have been sold on every other relevant platform already, they're essentially deprecated. I have no problem with Sega profiting from morons by selling economically useless old games anyone can play for free. Especially if it buoys their future development work.

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

52 MB

How do you turn a game that's about 1 MB large into a 52 MB app?

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

I don't play Sonic games, but you're lucky the latest Sonic releases weren't full of ads and mobileshit

Dominic Cox
Dominic Cox

Locally stored advertising files, as is mandatory for every google ad powered application.
Let this be a lesson kids, don't upload shit to google if you ever make mobile shit

Connor Fisher
Connor Fisher

Poles at least had a kingdom. Italians were obsessed with the lie of Democracy.

Mason Cooper
Mason Cooper

Might be because it contains an emulator as well as all the APIs for mobile + adware crap. The Genesis ROM itself may be 1MB, but it was developed in C or ASM and ran really close to the hardware and tightly compressed to the cartridge.

Asher White
Asher White

APIs
*libraries. Fuck is wrong with me.

Aaron Sullivan
Aaron Sullivan

but you're lucky the latest Sonic releases weren't full of ads and mobileshit
getting this upset at Sega giving ad filled touch screen versions of games over 20 years old for free
when roms exists
when easily piratable sega classics bundles exist
when MAME exists
not having the original hardware if you are this much of a diehard
So why do you have an axe to grind against this in particular when there are bigger targets and this is really far from the worst that has happened to these games.

They just wanted to be Rome again so bad, you can't blame them. Poles HAD a kingdom until they became the best goyim for WW1 and cursed the world with the eternal jew.

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

A Genesis emulator shouldn't even come close to 50 MB

John Smith
John Smith

Enjoy a nice Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza
nu-Hipsters make Pizza Meme
Marshmallows and Green Bean Pizza
Resturaunts start getting "ironic" orders for this nasty shit
Call Pepperoni and Sausage problematic and anti-animal
Call for Social Change to push Marshmallow and Green Bean Pizzas on Social Media
Pepperoni and Sausage not inextricably linked to animal abusers and sociopaths
Marketers take them seriously
Start changing their menus.
Don't realize that these faggots only shop at Whole Foods and won't eat Pizza

All I wanted was a fucking Pepperoni and Sausage Pizza.

Thomas Foster
Thomas Foster

having a cheesy dick

Ayden Rogers
Ayden Rogers

Make your own.
It's actually really easy, you don't even have to buy pic related, just make your own.

Brody Russell
Brody Russell

tfw local deli sued into dirt by muslim shithead because they wouldn't hire his actually retarded brother to prepare shit halal
tfw no good meat
Fucking courts not throwing out "discrimination" cases
Fucking gay community setting the legal precedent for businesses being forced to cater to people

Elijah Brown
Elijah Brown

local pizza place was shut down due to muslim shitheads not following basic hygiene
I think it all depends on where you live.
tfw east coast master race
Fuck NY and Florida though. Those places can sink into the ocean for all I care.

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

The worst part too is that, the whole "halal" thing doesn't even have to do with the fact that desert shitheads couldn't cook and prepare food properly, they use it as a tool to install themselves into society.

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

I remember when the mudshits tried that here. At the most they got a VERY small section in the state capital where they can pretend they have a culture but the locals here seems to make fun of that shit to the point there is a growing animosity towards anyone towards liberals who live in the state capital. Even the niggers around here are slowlying waking up Sleepy Negro style.
tfw even seeing the church niggers around here laugh at rainbow haired faggots and don't give a single fuck when the cops arrest a garden variety nigger now

Wyatt Diaz
Wyatt Diaz

american

Luke Morgan
Luke Morgan

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Eastern Europe isn't real Europe. Slavs will never be white.

William Hill
William Hill

That would be the cause of a burned dick if the pizza wasn't cold, and if the pizza's cold then it's not good eatings. That's just a waste of good food.

Wyatt Myers
Wyatt Myers

Well, to be honest, pedos using "pizza" as password/symbol does indeed make me angry, since i fucking love pizza, but i hate """""""pizza""""""".

Jeremiah Cook
Jeremiah Cook

Kill yourself kike.

Liam Williams
Liam Williams


white

Landon Gutierrez
Landon Gutierrez

so ashamed at Poles you will decry a basic fact
It's okay, I understand but let's not go lying now.
Mr. (1) and done.

Cooper Powell
Cooper Powell

The requirements for Halal is simply that you slice an animals throat and let it bleed out while its conscious.

Don't get me wrong, I understand that animals have to die to create meat, but what kind of fucked up religion makes unnecessary suffering mandatory? What's worse is that these illiterate fucks claim that cutting the arteries causes animals to immediately fall unconscious and they die a 'peaceful death'.

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

That's reasonable, but I assume that isn't even remotely on your mind when you're biting into a slice.

Nicholas Campbell
Nicholas Campbell

but what kind of fucked up religion makes unnecessary suffering mandatory?
THAT'S what halal is? What the fuck, no wonder they don't eat much meat or stew the fuck out of it in all their dishes. The meat tastes like shit if the animal suffers excessively before death. So yids hate pigs because their ancestors were too stupid to keep pork longer than a few hours and the mudshits hate meat because they are too stupid to know basic butchery.

Oliver Bailey
Oliver Bailey

It's also been ammended recently to include it has to be an islamic man to do it.
Civil rights were a mistake designed to fix a mistake that already existed with jim crow bullshit
I mean, in the end I guess that's my real issue with all of this.
It's like the utter retardation that was net neutrality laws which only existed because the government was dumb enough to slap monopoly policies for internet providers in the first place.

Evan Young
Evan Young

I have no throat, but I must scream

Zachary Gutierrez
Zachary Gutierrez

THAT'S what halal is?

user, did you believe the mudslime propaganda about it being healthier to eat and kinder to animals?

Jayden Reyes
Jayden Reyes

I just didn't give a fuck and assumed halal was just a bunch of "no fun allowed" rules combined with allowing open rape. It's more like I was surprised that's all it was. Do they even have a culture anymore? kek

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

They put Rayman on the Play Store. How the fuck do they expect you to play this game which requires precise inputs on a touchscreen?

Dominic Howard
Dominic Howard

a bunch of "no fun allowed" rules combined with allowing open rape

You're thinking of Sharia.

Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

How the fuck do they expect you to play this game which requires precise inputs on a touchscreen?
This is real

Camden Morris
Camden Morris

Can't even stand their smell
society expect me to know all of their sandnigger rules they make up on the spot
I just call them mudrules and leave it at that. Anyone that follows those things are already braindead in my eyes.

Liam Flores
Liam Flores

so is this

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

Maybe it was intended to be played with one of these?

They also ported one of the call of duty game's zombies mode.
Shit game and shit platform, but I'm still impressed that they managed to do that.

David Lee
David Lee

I just call them mudrules and leave it at that.

Don't be so Haram.

Brody Sanders
Brody Sanders

The closest thing I can find even approaching that is that Tazmily's residents don't have any use for money and you can just grab whatever's on the shelf in the sole shop in the town, but even then there's mention they use acorns as currency and that whole bit where their life from before the Pigmasks is idyllic, but they're still hopelessly brainwashed and leading false lives. I like this EVERYTHING IS JEWS bait in recent days, it lures out the /pol/ crossposters who can't resist taking such bait and makes them easy to report

Michael Williams
Michael Williams

not wanting a harem

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

Har*am*

Christian Jenkins
Christian Jenkins

I just got an idea. All I need is the cable

Dylan Evans
Dylan Evans

playing roms
on a phone

Asher Ramirez
Asher Ramirez

The lowest common denominator isn't going to give a shit. Maybe they will about Sonic, but that's it.

Xavier Parker
Xavier Parker

free (as in both freedom and beer), ad-free alternative
people will ignore it and lap up the ad-infested garbage instead because taking 5 seconds to download a ROM is too hard
The people who fall for this are so stupid that they deserve to be jewed, but that doesn't excuse this. Any profit this makes will go towards and encourage more low effort scams and low quality mobile shit instead of going towards making good games.

assumed halal was just a bunch of "no fun allowed" rules
It kind of is. "Halal" is most often used in reference to food but that isn't exclusively what it means. Halal is what is lawful according to Islam, like how haram is what is unlawful. The halal (or "lawful") method of slaughter, which is called "dhabihah", is what he's talking about. Anything Islam considers okay or correct is halal, everything else is haram.

Oliver King
Oliver King

Try caring that around with you, at least the mobile controllers are portable and hold a phone.

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

Any profit this makes will go towards and encourage more low effort scams and low quality mobile shit instead of going towards making good games.
Sega keeps making more Mania and Sonic: OC forces while releasing old roms that we have all played for free with an ad overlay
Time will tell but Sega's track record with this shit is a lot better than other companies. I think people are blowing this up bigger than it actually is.

Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

So freedom, animal welfare and human rights are all haram?

Sebastian Bell
Sebastian Bell

Is it for mudslimes? Then no.
Is it for non mudslime? Then yes.

Grayson Anderson
Grayson Anderson

implying mudslime women have rights

Levi Walker
Levi Walker

implying the average Chad will know how to navigate RetroArch's shitty UI if nobody else does

John Kelly
John Kelly

They have the right to get on my 11 inch BWC!

Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

Thanks user, my boss at Wendy's just saw this and gave me a promotion.

Asher James
Asher James

Or on a DS or PSP, fucking seriously. Who cares about mobile games?

Ian Gray
Ian Gray

Going by my experience with Retroarch on the 3DS its cores also perform like hot ass, does that hold true on other platforms (ie the cores themselves are at fault) or is it just the limited power of a 3DS? Mind you I tried it on a New 3DS which can handle PS1 emulation without sound on a select few titles, so it's not that big a pile of gutter trash.

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

Fun fact: Sega is also an Italian family name.

Jonathan Stewart
Jonathan Stewart

You mean Saiga?

Nathaniel Sanchez
Nathaniel Sanchez

he doesn't have a system to make his own games
Sounds like you're pretty cucked to me.

You say that like Sega will acknowledge any of the old Shining games. We all know that'll never happen.

I always thought halal was closer to kosher, because I'm fairly certain jews drain the blood of the animal before carving it too, but I'm also fairly certain that they must instantaneously kill the animal before hand to prevent suffering. Also I always thought it needed a mudslime to do it like kosher foods need a jew, didn't think it was a recent amendment to policy.

Fuck all of you, now I want some pizza.

Joseph Adams
Joseph Adams

If I meant that, I would have said that.

https://www.houseofnames.com/sega-family-crest

David Cruz
David Cruz

3DS can't even emulate PSX
Ancient ass PSP can
Lolwut

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

PSP is literally a PSX in mobile form. There's no emulation. There's just minor file conversion.

Luke Lee
Luke Lee

system with hardware level compatibility can run ps1 games
system that doesn't, doesn't have enough strength for software level emulation

Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

I'm actually open to this. See, while, as stated in the thread, people are too dumb to just go get Retroarch, people are going to go "HEY LOOK AT THIS FREE GAME I FOUND" and play it. I don't see Sega Forever as a serious means of playing SEGA games on the go, I see it as a smart means of marketing to the masses. You give them a free game, recognition for that game's franchise goes up; and then a sequel/reboot is suddenly more profitable.

I don't even own a smartphone of any sort, so obviously I'm just sticking to emulation and actual hardware, but I'm hoping this pulls off well. SEGA said they were planning on bringing back old franchises or at least establishing awareness for them for the road to 2020 as that report they put out said. To me, Sega Forever is a stepping stone to a greater, bigger SEGA that we haven't seen in years; if their plan pulls off, of course.

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

The short answer is that the more accurate the emulator is, the faster the CPU needs to be, and since emulators typically aren't multi-threaded, what matters is single-thread performance. The N3DS has an 802mhz quad core, so calling it "underpowered" would be an understatement. To put that into perspective, modern high-end smartphones have CPUs that are three times faster.

So with the 3DS being such a shitty platform for emulators, there's not a whole lot of interest in optimizing cores (or creating high quality stand alone emulators) for it instead of Android which is the mobile platform of choice.

Lucas Young
Lucas Young

I get it OP.
I don't care, but this is somewhat reminiscent of old Holla Forums so have a bump

Chase Martinez
Chase Martinez

Can I get a short stack combo?

Christian Jones
Christian Jones

There are people who have not sync'd their PS3 controllers to their phones.
There are people who do not have full emulators on their phones to enjoy with said controller.

You better believe it m8, PS3 and a smartphone? You are everything wrong with this screen-pawing retard world we find ourselves in.

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

PSP emulates PS1 by running it natively, but it's still dependent on speedhacks and the like depending on which game it's running. It's a rather powerful little handheld, especially for the timeframe, but even its PS1 compatibility isn't perfect.
I suppose another factor is that it really doesn't matter to optimize an emulator for the system when Nintendo already does the vast brunt of that work, through Virtual Console and through porting high-demand older games like Ocarina of Time and Star Fox 64. I do know that getting SA-1 and other special-effects chips working on an SNES emulator for 3DS is a pretty big deal, and something even Nintendo hasn't quite figured out yet, hence no Super Mario RPG or Kirby Super Star on the SNES Virtual Console.

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

It's done so that there's as little blood in the carcass as possible because blood is haram/whatever the kike version of haram is.
Which, besides being yet another example of the fact that Semites are subhuman filth, displays a remarkable level of shit taste because blood pudding is delicious.

Josiah Cruz
Josiah Cruz

Every day I learn that more and more of American culture is just a jewish plot. Thanks, /pol/.

Juan Hughes
Juan Hughes

Right on all counts. Add that to the huge pile of disincentives for prospective 3DS emu devs, as well as the unfortunate reality of all of your work getting thrown out the window when they decide to release a new handheld and your emulator is stuck on a dead handheld.

Landon James
Landon James

What did you think it was?
Halal literally = Cut the throat and let it bleed out.

They do nothing for the welfare of the animal at all, they'll kick the fucker in the head to get it into the stocks to open its throat without a blink. I suppose when you're mired in that carnage all day anyway you stop giving the slightest fuck pretty quickly.

Brody Rodriguez
Brody Rodriguez

Re*tard*

Jose Williams
Jose Williams

So that's what happened to Michael Jackson.

Christian Jenkins
Christian Jenkins

No, this is Vile

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

Everything I don't like is jewish
hating pizza

Leo Richardson
Leo Richardson

Hey look, the ONLY reason to play Maverick Hunter.

Brody Hall
Brody Hall

There's always been a pretty huge disincentive for 3DS homebrew development in the first place, come to think of it, ranging from lack of power (userland exploits only have as much power as the "state" the machine was in when it entered any homebrew launcher, and since most people did it on boot your applications effectively have nothing to play with) to an impenetrably autistic and anti-piracy dev scene propagated by Smealum; hell, Smealum's talented and obviously so through attempts to bring NTR features like screenshots or things like playing game mods to userland through HANS, but beyond that his only claim to fame is the Homebrew Launcher and everything else is all on that yls8 bloke he keeps chained in his basement). Then nowadays we've got a dev-scene revolving around the development of Luma3DS, and Plailect as their eternal hanger-on, and we have to put up with their "da fyoocher" shit like trying to force a migration to B9S when it has absolutely nothing over the current methods.

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

802mhz quad core
can't emulate a PS1

The Dreamcast had a 200 Mhz single core, and not only it emulated the PS1 at full speed, it increased the resolution and smoothed the textures. So maybe it's all a matter of having a crazy good programmer like Randy Linden (who also ported Doom to the SNES).

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

Honestly until it's decompiled, we wouldn't even be able to determine if it was hardware of software emulation.
But considering the specs. It's more than likely hardware manipulation to simulate a ps1 than a software level interpreter.
This is the tricky shit when it comes to emulation

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

implying poland isn't the ultimate kike tool that existed just to fuck germany and further the jewish agenda

It was the only post in this thread that was so incorrect it just needed to be corrected. Luckily, you've added another.

Note that this is the same thing kosher is. Because for all the bitching, islam is just a form of judaism. So is christianity.

but I'm also fairly certain that they must instantaneously kill the animal before hand to prevent suffering.
No, they just claim that their barbaric method is an instant kill to prevent suffering.

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

Says the faggot who refuses to admit pole scum is white.

Chase Cruz
Chase Cruz

"So with the 3DS being such a shitty platform for emulators, there's not a whole lot of interest in optimizing cores (or creating high quality stand alone emulators) for it instead of Android which is the mobile platform of choice."
There's "Snes9x for 3DS", "VirtuaNES" and "TemperPCE" as standalone emulators for the 3DS, all running great.

Andrew Jenkins
Andrew Jenkins

Accuracy is arguably the most important factor with an emulator, and with accuracy comes compatibility. Bleem (and Bleemcast) were very inaccurate with proportionately terrible compatibility. Extremely accurate PSX emulation is crazy CPU-intensive.

Re-read the first part of the post, fam.

Sebastian Torres
Sebastian Torres

I hope this is real.

Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

oh no Holla Forums! More than 10 people are going to like what you like.
Better claim it was shit all along and hate on it.

What games are you all going to have left if you keep doing this to yourselves?
Eventually you'll be left trying to justify to yourself and a bunch of internet strangers that you and all the rest of them liked some very objectively shitty games the entire time and only true hardcore gamers such as yourselves would agree.

Oliver Peterson
Oliver Peterson

literally the same root word

the creation of the word harem comes from a westerner misunderstanding his translator regarding the sultan and his wives. What he was told was that the sultan's wives are haram, or off limits. He took it to mean that as a group they were called a harem

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

Blood is forbidden by Jews and sandniggers because when they poison us that's where the poison will be.

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

You know how I know that you suck at vidya?

Leo Davis
Leo Davis

Any accuracy is crazy CPU-intensive. Accuracy isn't the most important factor though, playability is; nobody cares how cycle-accurate the emulator is if they need a powerful computer to do something that a much hackier emulator can with much less power. It's why bsnes/higan is the domain of autists and if you don't want to use a much more powerful computer than you actually have to just to play Sword of Mana you use SNES9x or even ZSNES.

Charles Garcia
Charles Garcia

whatever the kike version of haram is.
Treif.

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

Surely you jesting, everyone knows that Jews love drinking then blood of goyim children.

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

That's the worst emulator out there, and that's saying something since even the "official" version on the play store are remakes with ads and freemium, but at least they work and don't crash half you time.

Gabriel Gutierrez
Gabriel Gutierrez

half-Jews
false flagging piece of shit.

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

There is no actual mention of acorns being used as currency in the Japanese version of the game. The translators added back in a disabled menu with unused tool tips that was originally inaccessible.

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

Please stop typing because you don't know what you are talking about.

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

<They should add Shining Force II. It had anti-racemixing themes in the ending.
Fuck you, SARAH had a hard life.

Childhood friends with some Chad
Start out as a wimpy cleric
Still willing to go into battle
Ancient Evil Awakens bullshit
Driven from her homeland
Go on epic adventures
Healslut her way through levels Grind her way through levels
Class Change: Master Monk
Now we can fight as warriors
Also, suddenly THIGHS
Return to homeland
Now so OP, can solo the final boss
Kingdom is saved
Gets cucked by shitty princess who slept through the whole thing and had zero interaction with the characters
I don't care if she's a knife-ear, master monks are cool. Faggot MC passed over a kungfu /fit/ girl for some dumb blonde.

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

It's well known that retro arch is very buggy and unstable.

Carter Gutierrez
Carter Gutierrez

It works like a charm for me

Jason Powell
Jason Powell

(1)
here is your (you) btw.

Jeremiah Jenkins
Jeremiah Jenkins

Reported to the authorities.

Mason Young
Mason Young

Agreed, pizza is garbage food along with burgers and fries.

Logan Powell
Logan Powell

I always thought they bartered. I don't think there even is a definite leader in that town.

Wyatt Jackson
Wyatt Jackson

Go back

Connor Gomez
Connor Gomez

tbh leavened bread is just poofed carbon dioxide that depletes sulfur in the body that allows your liver to function, about as bad as alcohol.

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

This news is old as hell, dude.

Alexander Sanchez
Alexander Sanchez

Would you support someone or a company who openly attacks you?
implying i do
implying piracy doesn't exist
WEW
lad
It's like you don't want the cake and eat it too, of course this comes back to the 'cake' in question, if it's good with just a scant amount of political message then it's good enough to eat, but if it's loaded to the brim with virtue-signaling and SJW ideology, then might as well throw the cake away.
Nigger, pizza is delicious, but i always avoid it when i eat out except when you're eating the damn thing with your friends (while playing vidya ofc). Pizza is like the Co-op vidya of the fast food group, it's better with friends.
Nvm you're a stupid fuck
spoiler
Same here, though i wish both of them will just go back to their respective hugboxes
blood pudding
Don't you mean blood sausages user? You filthy bong

Kayden Carter
Kayden Carter

normalfags can play games you like for free.
In a world where emulators like Gens+ and Kega Fusion let anyone play these games for free easily.
You're such a fucking faggot other gays don't want to fuck you. Sage for shit thread.

Ian Morgan
Ian Morgan

implying that most normalfags even know how to unzip a rom

Asher Allen
Asher Allen

IAP
The only IAP per game is literally just to remove ads.
OP expects a company to watch the 90's nostalgia wave coming in and not exploit it.
OP if you're going to generate false outrage then do a good job at it, jesus.

Ryder Campbell
Ryder Campbell

They're normalfags, not mentally handicapped monkeys aka DarksydePhil, i'm sure even the most normalfag of normals know how to double click on a zip file to open it.

Jackson Moore
Jackson Moore

lmao wow i hope 9volt screencaps this xD fuggen gamers

James Nelson
James Nelson

As an IT guy I have been surprised by the amount of idiots that don't even have winrar installed on their HP craptops

Joseph Thompson
Joseph Thompson

Retroarch

Chad and Stacy wouldn't be able to get out the quick menu, let alone INTO it. By the time they learned that, they'd either get the free sega shit, or just watch a stream of the game they were trying to play

Joseph Howard
Joseph Howard

I'm a big fan of Square redoing the art for mobile Final Fantasy games. Anyone buying those games gets the art they deserve.

Chase Carter
Chase Carter

Huh, well you really do learn something new every day. Thanks user.

Zachary Wilson
Zachary Wilson

Those ports are hot trash
Fuck off retard, this is like the third time I've seen you posting this

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