Why are Brazilian games so terrible?

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

Why are Brazilian games so terrible?

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Chase Wilson
Chase Wilson

Because Brazillians made them.

Brayden King
Brayden King

Because Brazilians are terrible.

Jonathan Smith
Jonathan Smith

You wouldnt recognize a good game even it was your mom's boyfriend BIG BLACK COCK slapping on your face

Benjamin Young
Benjamin Young

Why do third world countries create third rate games?

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

Sopa de macaco

Justin Ward
Justin Ward

wrong question. the right question is, why do third worlders create third rate games? Look at who they hire at Bioware, Dice, EA studios in general, Ubisoft, etc.

Jaxon Reed
Jaxon Reed

uma delicia

Robert Torres
Robert Torres

Not all BR games are shit though.
Also Momodora is made by a brazilian.

Jackson Brown
Jackson Brown

UMA

Nolan Smith
Nolan Smith

DELICIA

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

I hunger for more of those memes as hard as marco hungers for monkey flesh

Christopher White
Christopher White

tfw a BR
tfw see nothing wrong with monkey eating
They're animals, what's not okay about eating them?
also 55channers have to go back to their containment imageboard

Carter Cooper
Carter Cooper

They're animals, what's not okay about eating them?
its not that its not okay, its that it looks like voodoo sort of food
a fucking head on your soup? yeah, that's fine, i mean if you wanna see that as appetizing, you might as well eat those eggs with birds in them

Ian Powell
Ian Powell

Ask and ye shall receive

implying i'm from that shihole
voce gosta de piroca kkkkkkkk

Henry Perry
Henry Perry

voce gosta de piroca kkkkkkkk
no u.
Also the 4th pic is the best so far, and the 3rd one is in angola. Angola is just Brazil without whites anyway

Gabriel Jackson
Gabriel Jackson

Huezil does have a bunch of good games. Pics related.

Alexander Hughes
Alexander Hughes

And one for the Contra fans…

Nicholas Baker
Nicholas Baker

Spark
really? didn't knew it was BR too.

Thomas Myers
Thomas Myers

3rd one is in angola
Interesting, one would think they'd speak some sort of patois like most former french colonies do.

James Martin
James Martin

You shouldn't eat your own kind.

Jayden Moore
Jayden Moore

No macaco soup bento box in your mongolian drawings
wasted potential

Connor Sanders
Connor Sanders

Yup. It's from the same guy who did the "Sonic Sequel" fangames.

Bentley Garcia
Bentley Garcia

chroma squad
I still cant believe how much time i spent playing that game and remenbering my power rangers autism.

Zachary Powell
Zachary Powell

i heard it was pozzed as fuck, is it really?

Nicholas Torres
Nicholas Torres

ywn eat sopa de macaco with your waifu

Austin White
Austin White

sendo nordestino
sendo nego

Austin Hughes
Austin Hughes

implying i'm not from the south
implying i'm not german
When we gain independence and you don't have your gibsmedats don't come crying to me.

Isaac Watson
Isaac Watson

é possível que existam negos comedores de macaco no meu estado
gb2 Bahia

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

Actually the monkey eaters are in the southeast.
People have been killing them because they're spreading yellow fever, and a few of the more BR of the BRs are cooking the bodies and then eating them.

Michael Bailey
Michael Bailey

virados

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

They are BRs. it's cannibalism.

Austin Morris
Austin Morris

I am South Brazilian and therefore Germanic
Hello my white friend.

Connor Roberts
Connor Roberts

devs are socjus yes

Ethan Morgan
Ethan Morgan

you will never reincarnate as a monkey
you will never be cooked and eaten by a 2D tribal goddess

Why live?

William Reed
William Reed

tfw BR
disgusted to find out monkey soup exists
This is why we should never had allowed the Empire die. This is what the Republic lead into.

Na boa, fera. Se mate.

Bentley Jones
Bentley Jones

Other decent games made by south amerifats.

Luis Hill
Luis Hill

no Scotland on that list
feels good to be white

Adam Rivera
Adam Rivera

Scots aren't mentioned because you're hardly even human, much less white

Charles Wood
Charles Wood

It looks like a nuke is going off outside in the second picture.

Sebastian Nelson
Sebastian Nelson

But the UK is right there in the middle

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

That's socialism for ya.

Caleb Cook
Caleb Cook

Don't talk shit about balut.

Xavier Mitchell
Xavier Mitchell

Shit a literal subhuman. Post your skull shape so we can laugh.

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

<chroma squad
<DUDE MIGHTY MORPHN REFERENCES
<DUDE NO GIRLS BECAUSE OBJECTIFICATION
<DUDE MECHA FIGHTS
<DUDE WE HAD TO FUCKING REMAKE THE GAME
<THE MECHA FIGHTS IS NOW A RHYTHM GAME
i had enough.

Grayson Hill
Grayson Hill

Nothing wrong with eating things, it's just fucking weird to have animal heads floating in your food. On another note, what do BRs eat to generate electricity?

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

As a Scot, you do know that we're pure Neanderthal?

Brandon King
Brandon King

Holy shit, is this how the history books are here now?

Asher Smith
Asher Smith

now

Jordan Sullivan
Jordan Sullivan

Bad Rats
Is that the video game adaption of Nutshack?

Jack Jackson
Jack Jackson

Tell me about Mark why does he wear the eyepatch?
what do BRs eat to generate electricity?
I'm not sure what you mean exactly but Brazil's power comes from the usual places. Wind power stations, hydroelectricity, and a nuclear power station.
We also have solar power but it's too little to even metnion.
In a public school and some private schools in the cuck capitals, yes.
Although a public school in Brazil is less useful for learning than playing video games and watching anime all day.

James Diaz
James Diaz

The very person responsible on handling sprites on Sonic Mania is a brazilian.

Feel free to google it.

Jeremiah Green
Jeremiah Green

He's talking about Blanka, stupid.

Isaiah Rogers
Isaiah Rogers

Scotland
Relevant

Andrew Rodriguez
Andrew Rodriguez

They've never had fish head soup

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

woahw dude! it looks like a video game food

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

I was under the impression that you don't actually serve the head and only use it for the broth.
is that not so?

Colton King
Colton King

I just got back from Brazil… Rio, specifically. A lot of the dudes my age seemed to like vidgames, but most people I talked to only played LoL or Mortal Kombat. I did play a qt3.14159 at an arcade in King of Fighters, though. That was an exhilarating experience.

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

Shit, that flew over my head too.

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

Brazil used to be big into gaming during the sega days but now the country is 95% ASSFAGGOTS casuals.

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

Yeah I remember playing the genesis on my friend's house almost every day

Brody Garcia
Brody Garcia

Rio

How did you survive the heat? Or the niggers.
Last time I was there I almost melted.

Joshua Price
Joshua Price

It wasn't anywhere near as hot as it is in many parts of the States. Right now it's Rio's winter.

As far as the people, you got whites, blacks, and everything in-between. And from what I can tell, all of them commit crime. Seems like a real shithole in many of the areas. There were some okay spots. And quite a few lovely women. Much less obesity over there. Lots of nice legs and booties.

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall


Why are Brazilian games so terrible?
they're not that smart for the most part

Jason Torres
Jason Torres

Why were you there in the first place, though? Got family there?
Next time you should visit Canela instead, or maybe Bonito.

Zachary Peterson
Zachary Peterson

If it comes out DRM-Free for Loonix, I'll fucking buy that. You can notice how fucking important the genesis was for them

Batman DOOM, Rock of Ages, Omen of Sorrow and Abyss Oddyssey were made by Chileans
Castlevania MUGEN and Megaman X Corrupted (and supossedly Streets of Rage Remake were made (or are being made) by brazillians
The Black Heart and the Deflemask Tracker were made by Argentinians

Besides, South Americans are pretty big in the modding and fangame scenes.
Enjoy your walking simulators I guess, white people.

Robert Reyes
Robert Reyes

Super Mario 64
Miyamoto is mexican, which is in North America.

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

Why are European (not including Ubisoft Montreal, Nordic or UK studios) made games often extremely ambitious, clunky and janky?
See: Piranha Bytes, Spiders Studio, GSC Game World.

Kayden Moore
Kayden Moore

Si el Español y el Francés tengas unblock niño con Sindrome seen Down, esa Lengua sería either Potugués. Hablad una Lengua real.

Evan Edwards
Evan Edwards

Spics a shit, I wish Holland colonized BR, it wouldn't have been so shit then.

Grayson Gonzalez
Grayson Gonzalez

Portuguese actually sounds really nice, this coming from someone born in the USA and who moved to Brazil early in life with my parents. Contrary to other latin-based languages, syllabes are pronounced loud and clear in a transparent, almost perfect pronounciation of the pure sound that the syllabes are meant to have, not this nasal, roll-your-tongue-over-and-speak-as-fast-as-possible bullshit with spanish or french. This being something I only came to realize when I was almost through learning portuguese.
If you don't think portuguese sounds beautiful, then you need to kys lmao
Portugal's portuguese is also shit for the same reasons as the other languages mentioned

Brody Edwards
Brody Edwards

After enough time in Brazil you become heatproof and you get used to what kind of shit niggers can do while learning how to avoid it.
Brazil basically de-autismed portuguese portuguese, it's why it's so much better while triggering pseudointellectuals.
Suriname used to be a colony of the Netherlands, it's only official language is dutch and it's still one of the shittier countries of south america, which takes a lot of effort.

Jose Barnes
Jose Barnes

Can you play the pipes?

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

Eating monkeys gives you aids.

Ryan Davis
Ryan Davis

Aren't Lecarde Chronicles and Momodora BR games?

Asher Howard
Asher Howard

Lecarde Chronicles is French, although from the devs' names, they may have Spanish ancestry.
https://twitter.com/Migami_Games

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

this was pretty cool

Julian Morales
Julian Morales

It's from the same country that had 30 guys gangrape a 16 year-old. What did you expect?

Jacob Watson
Jacob Watson

Theres also this shit. Our culture is pozzed populist/socialist shit, don't expect anything deep from Brazil, we don't even have slav magic because our people are lazy as fuck, the only thing we have going for us is an open mind on sex.

My cousin just went to life in japan with her japanese uncle.
My sister immigrated to Canada.
I have a 2nd degree cousin on Poland. My mother knew polish.
I have 2 other cousins living in USA.
The whites are here, we are just stuck in a shitty place

Thats because certain parts of the country (mainly the south) had a lot of immigrants from around the world, so to be able to properly communicate, the immigrants and the natives got used to pronounce things slowly and clearly, go into any area without immigrant influence and the language degenerates into nigger-speak.

Evan Turner
Evan Turner

oh fuck I saved the thumbnail.

Jeremiah Mitchell
Jeremiah Mitchell

go into any area without immigrant influence and the language degenerates into nigger-speak.
I was born here in Brazil, and even after 30 years living here i still can't understand half of what the northern people say.
Brazil is basically 26 countries that are all under one flag.

Luis Long
Luis Long

Lawbreakers is slightly above Bad Rats at the moment. Not even a week and it's failing this hard.

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

Me mata

Hunter Barnes
Hunter Barnes

implying most western countries don't teach shit like that
At most Brazil was ripe for the picking as far as commies were concerned. Huehuehue land is just the USSR if communism survived. Why do you think Russia met them with such force in the late 80s until the USSR sort of stopped existed?
>implying most people here were old enough to remember when Putin was shitposting about the USSR while slowly folding them into Russia
Those were funny as fuck times.

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

England is on the list. You're just a part of that anyway.

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

You don't deserve those digits, not with that pic.

Caleb Torres
Caleb Torres

amazing

Ethan Kelly
Ethan Kelly

Titles are wrong.
left: modern world
right: utopian post-scarcity aka never ever
There could be two variants of the left picture actually, the ones where they get paid money at the end titled "capitalism", and the one where they get food stamps titled "communism".

Grayson Evans
Grayson Evans

It's halfway between an egg and a chicken. What's wrong with it again?

Isaac Wright
Isaac Wright

tfw no depressed wage slave assembly worker blonde waifu to cuddle and make love with after another rough day

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

You are at 8ch and you still have to ask this?
Duh. Really, brah?
It is because brazillians are brown.

Kayden Campbell
Kayden Campbell

This is why we should never had allowed the Empire to die
Indeed

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

How about this Brazilian gem?. :^)

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

You could use capitalism to drive automation just as easily as you could socialism though, and people can be happy under both if they're managed correctly.
It's almost like economics is a tool…:thinking:

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

It's funny because these pictures are correct but have the labels reversed.

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

Amerifats are so used to eat that shity burguer meat that they find it weird thinking that meat comes from animals.

Fucking disgraceful.

Leo Green
Leo Green

UMA DELICIA!

Nicholas Phillips
Nicholas Phillips

It's some deep delicia stuff.

Angel Ortiz
Angel Ortiz

That's fucking tumblr shit tier.

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

It's funny because in craphole socialist governments there is no drive for technological innovation and automation. Why bother? Every company owned by the state has no need to innovate to drive down costs and increase output. They could just get more workers.

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

appearently there's been an update to the game adding a boss rush and a new mode
God damnit guess I have to play it again.

Carson Sullivan
Carson Sullivan

However all we've seen from communist/socialist countries in terms of driving anything is the drive to catch up to western capitalistic democracies at the costs of human life and suffering. Many of them fail to do so.
But when they do, they don't seem to drive any further than using the populace as the machines.

Take China…sure they could invest in figuring out how to automate much of the manufacturing they've taken on. But fuck it, why bother when you have millions of little Ling-Lings that you can stuff into a factory for 16 hours a day.
And hey, we COULD look into fixing working conditions to stop our workers from wanting to commit suicide, because ya know socialist/communist countries are supposed to be worker's paradises, right? Nah fuck that..let's just install nets to catch them if they jump from the building.

David Thompson
David Thompson

uma delossia

Aiden Hernandez
Aiden Hernandez

no people were ever happy under socialism, only the ruling slaver caste ever was.

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

When did this monkey business start when people posted about how hue's eat monkeys? it feels like I missed a thread

Dominic Brooks
Dominic Brooks

10/10

Jaxson Robinson
Jaxson Robinson

It's not a normal thing in the whole country (not surprising since it's so big).
Someone probably posted it somewhere on 55chan and other anons that found it ridiculous must've started memeing it.

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