❤️ Official Scootaloo Thread 💚
❤️ Official Scootaloo Thread 💚
I like going in late on Wednesdays. I get to watch Ellen and paint all my nails now lol
stop afking, fish
fucking called out.
Has to be doing degenerate things
ITT: new Bard goes on the spice
hurts a bit
you havent jerked off enough and now your semen is invading your stomach
Its called hunger.
I've been Bard3 forever tho
Indigestion. Tums or pepto
but I had food just 8 hours ago?
when you don't eat enough to keep your body from eating itself
Tbh, don't know that feel.
Because regardless of what you want to believe, I actually do a good job of keeping myself decently fed.
I'm gonna go food.
I wanna be the world's first 1000 pound failtrap.
Didn't fish get kicked out if tranny house for eating every 8 minutes?
(you eye sen pie)
A pony poster by the name of "claptrap" already beat you to it years ago.
To be quaint, I have always enjoyed your company and Think of you as one of the better people around.
HE ATE THE LAST CAN OF GODDAMN RAVIOLI.
what meme is this
Meme if the game
appetite extremely low
recieving physical pain from hunger but with no desire to eat
ah shit fuck plz don't make me get a med change, I JUST got comfortable on these current meds.
y'all noobs don't even know what to do with no desire to eat
i appreciatte that~
and ur cute anime pics make me all happy inside!
You could be dehydrated.
Water and a saline solution intravenouswould cure your pain.
see Or you know, just set a timer for healthy eating habits.
Heroin is helpful
Give him the formuoli.
But, boyarde is like a father to me
I've got a fever.
The only cure is more moe anime girls
I just don't not eat.
How can all you anorexics not eat fukken food is delish fam
It is delicious but like it makes youfeel icky
I do eat.
Decently, in fact.
why do britbongs put beans on everything
Red velvet cupcakes though
Yeah, I bake 'em but I don't eat them shits.
I should clarify; I don't not eat because of a lack of appetite anymore.
I actually get hungry now sometimes.
It's kind of nice.
He was bullied into leaving though, it was great.
That looks disgusting in the best possible way.
EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT IT'S NOT EVEN MIXED TOGETHER FUCK.
Bangers and beans
I eat out of anger.
Why even live
Sometimes I don't really know why.
lets not do this gross food stuff
Sounds like it.
Was he actually 1000 lb or was he just a standard fare land whale?
So if I want you to eat more I should just pick on you?
MAC AND CHEESE WITH KETCHUP
Love me sime faggotsin gravy
Cute anime girls then
I threw up a little in my mouth, tbh.
I mean all I have was like a microwave dinner
and before that was like at 7pm when my mom made me dinner, and it's 12:50pm now
I drank some water and walked up the stairs and got a bit dizzy. should I eat something?
I want those shoes.
One of my last roommates strictly ate box mac n cheese and he'd always eat my ice cream :(
Shepherds pie though is the greatest meal you could get gere
my mom made me dinner
Hydration. you need like electrolytes. Saline or gatorade.
maybe a piece of toast
it's not that I won't eat anything. it's simply that I do not feel hungry.
When you gonna get em hun?
walked up the stairs and got a bit dizzy.
Did you kick his ass out before leaving?
Because I wouldn't blame you.
And you let that keep you from eating.
He was like 300 pounds and thought his man boobs were real boobs.
Eat something small.
Drink more liquids.
Set a timer for these things in the future.
Probably never at this rate.
No, he was much larger than me and like had guns and stuff.
Thinking back I think that's when I stopped buying food.
Soon. Who knows what santa might bring.
My step mom asked me my sizes, but I doubt I'm gonna get fancy red-bottom shoes ;3
When you don't know your body well enough to survive without a timer.
Who knows, fingers crossed
why should I time when I eat? I've walked pass the fridge and felt no compulsion to open it up and take something out. I figure I'll just eat something when I actually get hungry.
I honestly don't blame you.
Ever hear of a mini-fridge?
you coulda put one in ur room and never had to worry about it.
such a cutie she is~
B-buy me shoes, senpai~
He always had them just laying around unlocked and stuff. For a gun nut he certainly felt like gun safety didn't apply to him. It was kinda scary.
Does neet-bux pay for mini fridges?
Does neet-bux pay for mini fridges?
Well we live in a day and time where nature can't cull the herd.
BECAUSE THE MEDS ARE MESSING WITH YOUR APPETITE.
like you need to either change meds so that you feel the compulsion of hunger, or start timing your meals.
i think i'm more europeon than i know!? :O
tfw you were already thinking about getting a minifridge to have as minimal interaction with room mates as possible on days I don't want to.
you need to feel the compulsion of hunger
how absurd. I'll talk with my psych and see what she has to say.
*hugs everyone in this thread*
Gotta pay for those hugs, user.
Mine was like 100 USD
and It kept my old roomate from munching on my neet dollar foods years back when I lived with a slob that got drunk every day and ate whatever he wanted.
Ore-monogatari is fuckin great.
Unlike other animoos it gets right to it and doesnt drag on the maybe he likes me bs for 12 episodes.
witin the first 5 they are dating
lives with his mom
OH but Scoots. I'm gonna get some kawaii docs. I thought of you when I was looking through the catalog^^
I-i can pay with my body if you want...
i'll slam my dick down your throat you whore
now the fuck out and take your autistic friend with you, you slut
her outfits look soo adorable too!
it sure must be a hit!
No. I only accept shoes.
you think I'm staying living with her after I get neetbux? hell the fuck no.
If they're reasonably priced
I legitimately hope the government says no because you are in no way incapable of work.
You're a lazy fat shit.
*takes off shoes and shows bare feet*
Hunger is a natural mechanism that is meant to remind you when you're body is lacking the energy to sustain itself, and without it you can literally stave yourself without noticing.
It's like thirst and important reminder for you to drink fucking water.
If you don't ever feel hungry or thirst even though you haven't consumed any liquids are edibles then you definitely need to put yourself on a timer or change meds.
Literally go talk to any general doctor that works on the human body, and they will tell you that it's important that you eat and drink regularly.
I use my mini fridge to store my water and gatorade now.
It's also nice having my own house that isn't a mess. Living on your own is nice
I hate cleaning up after other people
Fish's inability to stave off hunger without timers is why my doctor doesn't want to put me back on Dexedrine.
But I'm better now, so maybe he will.
We should live together.
I'll make sure you always have warm food.
And I'll feel bad if you don't eat.
what's with all the tripfags?
Come here little one.
Lemme welcome you to.... THE ANIME CIRCLEJERK THREADS
I'll Show you later
but I have been drinking. I've drank over a gallon of water today.
I'm sorry, but I'm just gonna stop now.
You have to be trolling me.
Yeah, and I guess now they're built lighter now too. I wanna get some cute red ones!
No. Buy me shoes. I love shoes.
But like that feeling bad is contagious and then I feel guilty :(
All that mind control juice
I could be your not do secret thread santa kek
That's exactly why you'd start eating my delicious home cooked meals.
I can't wait to spend your tax dollars on video games.
WAS IT THAT OBVIOUS?
I know, I'm telling my doctor today when I have my appointment in a few hours.
... still not hungry tho
It actually is nice. Thought I might get bored but not at all.
You certainly could, now couldn't you~
Or we'd end up iron cheffing it up.
Remind me on sometime
Fuck electric stoves.
It's so nice having a gas grill again
I prefer solitude, and being able to walk butt naked through my house
M-maybe I will! >///<
i want her
Maybe you fabulous
Not yet! A couple more days til fabulousness^^
I know that feel
Not having to consider anyone else is good.
I think I ended up accidentally getting a 4 day weekend. I'm not gonna know what to do with myself.
And the joy that you'll be denied because you're not disabled by any metric, just a fat slob.
Yup yup. I'm gonna take pics, don't worry.
Going to stock up on stuff at the Ulta sale and then getting my hair done on Friday and then Saturday gonna channel the glam for a wedding I'm attending. Hopefully I don't drink too much and get sloppy at the reception. That's my worry at this point but at least I'm not just super anxious about the whole thing anymore^^
what else do you feel?
Really wanna learn sign language
The middle finger is the one you end up using most often.
Well I have a vizsla and a great dane, but they are manageable. I guess I can't say i'm alone.
I really wanna squeeze her and possibly marry her because she bakes so many nice looking things
Its THAT weekend :O omg
I used to be able to... sing(?) Silent Night in ASL.
I KNOW!I it came up so fast, didn't it?
You gonna ace it
Work people and my stylist have been super supportive so I'm just excited to get all dolled up and stuff at like a real-life event. Like finally!
i can understand
My dogs are more then enough company.
All I really want is a waifu
Knock em dead
Good that you got good peeps around you
I hear Fish wants roommates again.
You should restart the trap house. :^)
yeahno i'd prefer roomates who aren't going to manipulate me next time.
2016s most disturbing horror
i dont have pets
I have that option still open to me tbqh.
I'm still in touch with a lot of trannies in oregon
I got at least a couple, so yeah it helps^^
Honestly I was surprised there's been as much support from a lot of the girls at work. It's pretty cool :3
eating the last can of ravioli is being "manipulated"
I'm probably gonna start one in washington tbh
That was my fucking ravioli! How could you steal that from me Tsuchi!
I TRUSTED YOU
Trap house 2.0?
I just gotta gotta find trannies that aren't crazy and clean up after themselves and work.
dang, looks like i'm on my own again.
They only work with a responsible male as head of house.
❤️ Is the wedding close by?
No senpai ;;
Im a responsible male
you will never steal Smiles' ravioli
Welma seems like she'd be responsible and clean up after herself.
And you don't have to worry about her eating all the ravioli.
*hops up on your kitchen and feels ravioli* owo what's this?
I think it's a couple towns over. Please only let me have 3 drinks. THREE, Scoots. Please.
I'm not sure how I'd feel about living with Ui and his dogs though.
I figured you have more self worth to even consider it.
I should stop chasing dreams and just get an actual girlfriend.
Where do I find one that I can actually connect with? Tumblr?
/jp/ also seems to house all the /a/ girls, but they can be quite annoying irl.
I can only try 😂
Save my ravioli, scoots.
GIVE ME BACK MY RAVIOLI, YOU HEATHEN.
Well, fair enough.
It's time to purge.
Better hold on tight, someone might steal it.
Yes! For senpai!!!
I haven't eaten in like 10 hours, should I go down to the store and buy some ravioli?
He's the one who steals the goddamn ravioli.
Heh, that's still a work in progress if I'm being completely honest.
I'm more concerned about living with dogs again if I were to move out of this house. I hate pets.
You'll probably be asleep anyway :(
I don't think I'd live with any posters tbh. 2scary
I might stay up late im of until monday after tonight's shift
I need to fit the ravioli in my pocketoli
I THOUGHT BETTER OF HIM
hohoho! well i mean its not like imma be on my phone the entire thing or whatnot, but it would be cool to have somebody to update for the lulz
-Cue jason bourne car chaae for ravioli-
Nah. I barely know you.
If im up feel free to dish dish dish
What if I told you I own two houses and one is vacant.
gonna come to both houses and eat all the ravioli.
eat all the ravioli
I use my vacant house as a storage facility and I keep stockpiles of food there for the "end of the world"
you would be eating raviolis for a few weeks at least.
I'd catch you
Y-yeah. Activate the chestnuts or whatever. iunno
I'm fucking dying.
He keeps a detailed inventory of his Chef Boyardee collection now.
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I'd be mad if I lived in the UAE too
this thread is making me worry about getting a noise complaint from laughing too loud
Look at this sweet Ram cosplay.
Pets aren't bad, just that dogs make all of your fabrics stink.
you underestimate the speed at which I can eat cans of ravioli.
for some reason they also posted a picture of the blinds behind her though???
Am I missing something? Is there a meme here or something?
It's not a joke.
i'm fukin pisst
You're definitely not missing any meme here
tfw your bf makes home made chicken and mushroom pie
using the same joke twice in one day
Im hugh mungus
He's regressed into Desu.
It's time to let it go.
GOOD LUCK IN ENGLANDISTAN
No, they're pretty terrible.
And then like the owners bitch to me about leaving certain doors and shit open cause they piss on the rugs.
Like, howabout you train your fuckin mutts?
Anyone who'd understand that actual meme wasn't here then.
Now they are.
Hello, Mr. or Mrs. Mungus, I'm Hugh Mann.
I love the caliphate
I was around and understood it or else why would I be calling you out on posting it twice? think, rin. think with your head.
This was in Test's folder.
I think he's trying to tell us something.
that movie was so great.
Is that sarcasm? Cause I've been wanting to check Frozen out for a while now but nobody will watch it with me.
Good luck with that
You only know it because I literally had to explain it to you.
Then you got mad at me for spoilers, even though you were very clearly misunderstanding it before that.
Go on a date night with Cuppers and watch it.
Frozen is great for date night watching
Wake me up
Wake me up inside
SALIL AL SAWARIM
Can't wake up
I miss bern
Call my name and save me from the dark
the movie is quite good, at least in my opinion. a lot of people ended up hating it because the song "let it go" was played like a bazillion times.
I'd offer to stream it for you sometime but for some reason my computer can't handle streaming anymore.
no, you thought I didn't get it and explained to me stuff from the light novels and whatnot but I already get the joke!
ugh. this picture is too disgustingly likely to be funny.
bid my blood to run
before I come undone
This version is better
"Rem exists are you not caught up!?"
shut your filthy little coffee drinking mouth, rin.
I tried so hard
i should see if he would go see another movie with me for the lulz
and got so far
But in the end
well then give me my pictures back.
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
it doesn't even matter
fuck you fish you ruin everything
I'm gonna send it to your mom
that's what fish's dad thought too, apparently
Craaasaawling iiiiiin my skiiiiiin
this makes me feel better about my sudden desire for some eggnog
s a v a g e
then I guess your mother will end up finding out you're a sissy.
tfw you live in an EDL stronghold and one with the second highest percentage of leave voters
SISSY THREAD HYPNOSIS COCKS
just sent her the email now.
oh she replied. said "I already knew that"
I was just following scoots along
they can take the ghettos of london if they want, but theyll never take the north
Tbh, I kinda wanna play this.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IMPLYING ANYONE RESPONDS THAT PROMPTLY TO EMAILS
nuhuh your mom texted oh bby thanku
im still gonna count it
sounds like you really made her happy, thanks tokai.
As what? what did I even do?
my dad kidnapped me and left me at a strangers house when I was a child
oh boy another franchise making money off of a minecraft clone
beanies and weenies.
he thinks you were implying that he's not a sissy.
Good for you *pat pat*
OH THATS Tokai! Yeah, he's a sissy bitch for sure.
what's my reward
Well I mean, you are... so... yeah.
activate your pistachios
why do you always hit me up for rewards?
Activate DEEZ NUTS
i want a reward
you always want one!
you're greedy. a greedy sissy.
id activate tokis pistachios
Stop rewarding rin
I should probably switch trips again to avoid the confusion
do I get one or not?
that's not rin and I haven't rewarded him
if you admit you're a sissy.
I gotta get ready for work.
<3 have fun
have a nice day, maddie.
Cupcake x Rin OTP
so no reward then, I suppose.
also seriously you guys that's tokai. rin is canada flag.
Should I redo that one and make it
Cupcake x Rin x Spirits OTP
A happy relationship based on firewater and mistakes
Obviously I moved to Amsterdam.
reading flags is for gays
yeah okay, that's enough
again, that is tokai. and he and rin are very happy together. and I'm happy with the one thing that will never leave me, my one true love. vodka.
btw, is sci seriously gone now?
all you have to do is admit it, and the reward is yours.
Swedish fish x ravioli OTP
yeah you wish nerd
Tell Rin to put back on his name. No one is seriously going to believe that's Tokai.
smiles you are cruisin' for a brusin'
You're tearing their relationship apart
they're smart enough to know I'm not worth it.
Nederland zal herrijzen, onze wegen zullen gebouwd worden met de schedels van Belgen.
..well whats the reward
i gotta know first
I'm sorry. I don't make the rules; I just negatively reinforce them.
Onze wijnen dompelend in het bloed van moffen.
Do people actually seriously get confused when Tokai uses my trips?
nope. that's not how this game works, tokai.
the rule is I don't get to be happy. ever.
I would hope not
i-im.. im a sssi
I've seen it happen too much
now say it properly.
don't you have a hadji to make
Another one of the rules is that I have to continually attempt until you are happy
Nice vpn and IP
Anyone that does is dum
Toki, don't let cupcake win.
sometimes it's good to know when a battle is unwinnable, smiles.
you'll be the winner tokai. with a shiny reward to prove it.
Rules are rules.
nah dawg, this is autism
oh nvm, noo
well your wish is my command
can someone ban this chucklecuck?
Fuck I got called in for work.
I know that feel.
IM GONNA MISS THE TRUMP VS HILLARY FORUM.
if you wish to set yourself up for disappointment, be my guest.
no reward for you then tokai. tsk tsk.
MOM GET OUT OF HERE
So there I was, minding my own business, when suddenly: SPLASH! Gallons of water falls from the sky, and now I'm soaked to the bone!
love is reward
oh this one also fits
Welcome to my world~
I want an actual folder of her eventually anyway, lol.
because of the coffee image.
entire gallons, huh?
I will withhold it from you.
I've already been living here for years.
I've got about 70 images now.
it's a nice quick read so it adds up fast.
You should probably start paying rent then.
Rude as fuck.
Felt like it, anyways. I was lucky to make it back alive.
by keeping it to myself. I'm sure you'll get plenty from rin, don't even worry about it, sissy.
that's just how I roll, bby.
it sounds like you're being over dramatic. make yourself some chicken soup.
How am I supposed to feed Tsuchi if you're stealing food of my table!?
Someone feed me...
I'm sure there's plenty of food in his bowl, don't worry.
Hmph. How insensitive. You know nothing of my pain and misery!
I would, but I didn't bring any. And I already ate not too long ago.
yeah yeah woe is you. have a hot shower or something.
I don't know.
For such a skinny guy he goes through a lot of dry food.
cupcake overwatch when?
Is she legal?
In two chapters of Citrus I got this many.
i dont understand
get the cheap stuff, it's not like he'll know the difference anyway.
I dunno. we could play if you want I guess.
it's alright. you're still cute.
not sure. She may have lost her green card.
How is smiles supposed to feed Tsuchi if you're STEALING ALL THE FUCKING RAVIOLI FUCK
late to the party rin
I meant age wise.
There's a chance that'll work.
I'm not asking for a crazy amount of rent though.
that's a fair bit.
I'll prolly miss some cause a lot looks the same.
now? o.o <3
I wonder if smiles beats her tsuchi like she beats her dog. probably malnutritions both.
if anything you should be paying me
the misery I've suffered does not lead me to believe your place is worth paying for.
Sorry, I'm busy watching a girl smother herself in peanut butter.
dunno. It's all just SFW stuff anyhow.
you and your weird fetishes
yeah yeah sure get on the game.
It's not my fault you didn't read the sign to the home.
"Where Misery Festers"
I'm free, as requested.
I don't know how to read. thanks a lot you insensitive ass.
Any more of those?
I don't wanna hunt down the video.
It's like, not even sexual.
I just can't stop watching, like "Why?"
Like the one girl who rigged a vibrator to go off whenever someone tips her, but messed it up, so instead she just gets shocked.
And sometimes she ends up having seizures and people just keep tipping her to keep it going.
I've never seen or heard of that. sounds hilarious though.
BRB gotta make a drive.
good. get out of here. meaniehead.
the pony one? Nah. The peanut butter one I don't have anything else either.
Do you have the sauce for the peanut butter one, or is google about to start recommending me a lot of very weird things?
flan get your needy ass on overwatch in the next three minutes or I'll find something else to do.
I should sleep.
but i'm just gonna admit im a dumb hypocrite and skipped dinner so im eating first
owo what's this
I did a reverse google search.
okay flan ya blew it
it's not even good
its just fried potatoes I threw in and garlic sauce
'snot like mine was any better.
what was yours?
Just because it's so stereotypical I don't want to deny it
J'adore la poutine avec une putain. :^)
Avez vous deja mange de poutine sur une putain? :^)
you're gonna have to let me taste that one time
You can't be in canada or be canadian and not have tried/liked poutine
It's required to like poutine to pass your naturalization test, actually.
i need cuddling, kissing, and a good boob grabbing from a qt grill.
that's because it's all you guys eat.
Avez-vous deja mange de la putain? :^)
ill bring some weird stuff from here
I wanna see if you can handle drop.
have the courage to speak english.
and hopefully not die like ksi
ave ze jew de le omlet du fromage
I don't think that last one should have been de la putain anyway.
I can handle most foods, tbh.
At least, like, try to google it.
Je suis une pomme de terre au four.
Google is funny if you get it to translate "Avez-vous deja mange de putain."
Ich bin ein putin
Apple of the earth
i just put random leters on the screen and said "yeah that looks french"
I know you'd love a lot cause it's all sweet, but drop is really salty and weird tasting to foreigners.
fish did you jerk off?
Je veux mange de poutine sur une putain avec Putin.
elle ne parle pas de Francais
Oh, I see.
no I need someone elses touch or I can't get off
but you'll get addicted to what's called.
literally Jew Cookies
its sooo good
Yes. My people make da bomb ass cookies
we also have Gypsysauce and Niggerkisses but those aren't as good.
The only good thing about niggerkisses was the name and they took that away from it.
imma get ready fo bed
7 get in honour of Chiri
Hello darkness my old friend
You do that.
Not untrue :^) hey Cups
I bet scanner knows all about the "manger de putain" :^)
you always take so long to reply...
kinda I mean there's nothing exciting about me touching myself or porn.
Nope you fudged up I am safe from your lewd shenanigans!
Cooking sometimes cleaning, plus I'm usually like doing random other things so it takes me a moment to check back here sometimes my brain just decides to forget for ten minutes
for real fam? that sounds kinda shite
does cam chatting help?
I mean I haven't masterbated in a while
I kinda feel off right now
it's been 12 hours since I ate last but I don't feel hungry.
also for some reason I'm tired as hell but not "sleepy" it's almost as if I'm inebriated.
the lack of food may have something to do with why you feel shite
Sleep well Scoots.
I see I see. sounds like you're being all productive and stuff, that's good.
I'm just playing some overwatch.
Don't get me wrong, sometimes it's cause I'm playing games too lol
On my way to psych appointment
just like, eat something fam
last time i tried cutting calories that hard i had all the energy of a crippled sloth
Spoiler actually knows enough french to know that word.
how naughty. you should get plenty of sleep you know.
oh hey you. flan wanted to play.
you should start logging on to steam so I don't always have to ask. people tease me.
Why would I not?
I dooooo, sometimes weirdly spaced out but enough
That's fine, but I'm only home for break. I still have 3 1/2 hours of work left.
Who are you?
Depending on the night 6-8
Oh it's Cup with a different trip.
I'm cup, dumdum.
oh that's way more than i usually get heh
Because you might not be french?
Or might have just ignored your french because it isn't as useful to know as people make it seem.
I'm in a car on the way to my psych appointment now, I won't be able to eat for the next like hour and a half bUT I'm in no pain and don't feel hungry at all
I'm not feeling hungry
My meds just have a loss of appetite as a side effect
But I'm not feeling hungry so I shouldn't eat.
you may want to talk to your doctor about that
Nothings changed with my meds and I've only noticed this drop in a petite over the last 2 days
The guy I hooked up with is coming to my town for some fun.
I am excited.
You need to get more then. bae <3 I'll hold you during it too
Had family friends that were french, learned more from them than I ever did in class
Things I want right now
Not much else
I know that feeling.
fucking eat something, its not normal to spend 12+ hours without food and not feel hungry
I AM IN A CAR
Anyhow my break is almost over. I have to drive back now.
get your mum to stop off at a garage and get you a god damned pasty so your stomach acid doesnt eat away at your stomach lining
I'm with my case manager not my mom
bribe her with hot tranny dick
you have to be hot in order to do that
that's really great squash
if I had someone to sleep with I might sleep more.
I CANNOT FUCK MY CASE WWORKER THAT WOULD EM E BE VERY INAPPROPRIATE AND BREAK SOCIAL BROWNIES N SHIEET
I'd likely still get laughed out of french conversations with my pronunciation at times
Perfect, that's something I can more than fix plus tiring you out
not fucking all of your healthcare providers
I intend to fuck every psychiatrist I'm assigned.
But I don't try to speak it aloud very often.
I don't remember most, barely enough to understand a conversation between two french speakers.
Has been haunting me all day.
give her the D
you know you want to
I've found once a french person actually gets going in french, I can barely even pick out what I do know
I bribe all the cops with my dick.
ill never bribe a black cop with my delicate lily white boypussy
You poor thing. You should do that more often.
I don't try to consciously recognize words.
I just kinda... know.
Yeah but you are smart, I however am only half that at best :^)
Bribe black police with your delicate lily white boypussy
With your delicate lily white boipussi
I reject the notion that I am any more intelligent than the next sap.
im sure it'd work out very well
I doubt I set the bar too high but you are in fact quite smart
You seem far too eager to let everyone know every detail of your life to be even slightly introverted.
tiring me out? lewd... so what are you up to, mister spoilers?
i noticed on the Velocious Threads list that the coloured hearts in the OP really stick out. people should do that more. not necessarily faggy hearts, but colourful symbols
Why don't you think you're smarter?
Watching the zoo and chatting here, just finished dinner. How bout you Cups?
just playing solo q ranked overwatch because I hate myself apparently.
fun stuff. do you have a discord by any chance?
I just don't feel "smart."
There's a lot of things I don't know or understand.
That was you not who I assumed.
I should pay attention next time.
Nah, you're not as bad as how critical I was being would suggest, I dunno.
I do not, discord bogged my computer the one time I used it solo q means you are gonna have a bad time
There's a lot even the smartest people don't understand yet
would you take the bribe
I guess they aren't very smart either, neh?
oh, who did you think i was?
Like I said.
I didn't pay any attention.
Just glimpsed the image and replied.
If you count it like that
Harvard peeps asked me for more info about myself
hahaha okay that makes sense
fun stuff and at least youre one of the honest onesi think
I try to be.
Dishonestly really doesn't suit me.
What's up rin?
yeah it's definitely not going well. I don't really care though. not like I have anything else to do
youre being bad
O-oh.... I see how it is...
Not much, hbu?
Just woke up and I feel horrible
I guess I'll just go with slightly extroverted then
Hows it hangin?
I know this feel all too well
No problem, though it was a misunderstanding.
Sorry for that.
been kind of a bad day. not sure why.
It's mostly just grogginess from waking up
On my phone love
Do you have access to a computing device with internet connection whenever you want?
It's the coffee girl image that actually says 'I need my coffee!"
Oh, will it get any better?
I'm sorry Cups, I wish it wasn't
How much time do you spend playing computer games in a week, on average?
HARVARD WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS
I'M NOT AN ADDICT I SWEAR
Do you enjoy working on logic puzzles, such as Sudoku?
Have you ever taken a computer apart?
Are you interested in sports statistics?
Are you interested in statistics in the context of games of chance, such as poker?
Dude they're just going to call me a fucking nerd
Coffee is gross
not like it's your fault.
In the heat of the moment, when fear has you frozen
You’re crashing and burning, when life’s at its coldest
Don’t fall too far from who you are
They can cut us but we’ll wear our scars
In the heat of the moment, when fear has you frozen
You’re crashing and burning, when life’s at its coldest
Don’t fall too far from who you are
Try to tear us apart but know that we’ll wear our scars