new thread again.
New thread again
time for sleep. see you all later.
Sucks to be you then
Sleep well cupcake
Nini cuppers <3
Prove me wrong.
why did u make a thread if ur going to sleep
i will watch it follows tonight
Its alright but everyone here is a socialist.
I actually hate water now.
I hope you never wake up.
So sci is the sailor slut poster?
I can't really be fucked to remember trips and names
The one posting the sailor slut 2hu is Goggles.
has any poster ever been as prolific as cupcake
in almost every thread he's leading in posts, having almost double the runner-up's count
and he makes like 70% of new threads
i think he means sailor moon
half made of water
He has ruined usagi for me
Well I clearly hate half of myself then.
any of yall ever watched XXXHOLIC?
love u buddy
if mastdr hates it then I hate it too
Tried to once I think
I could not get into it
Thanks my dude you fuckin rock
So you hate me then?
is this memeing or are you talking about the summer before we left 4chan
cuz u might actually be right
I'm waiting for my suck still.
im sorry for harassing u i just need to let off steam sometimes pls dont hate me
Thats pretty nice
The animation is weird as fuck right? I watched it years back and now I discover funimation has it up on youtube so Imma retwatch it
It had some really lovable characters if I remember right
Like the part of me that actually likes this black veil brides song i'm listening to.
oh you look just like a cat
Don't worry I hate you too. </3
Yeah it was just boring to me. I might try it again if I get the chance.
Its a start.
lmfao u are top-tier
Being an adult sucks
dont b afraid
I need motivation
Don't laugh at me.
What's going on that I ought not be afraid of
My internet penis is huge ;)
dude i will never laugh at u
u are the realest motherfucker i know
im ur biggest fan
Are you gonna start a fan club??
after watching better anime it is kinda tropy and wat ered down lol
I havent found anything quite like it though
Those things are whatever really
Hellloooo revy chan how are you getting along torday? :3
Sleep well Cups <3
I slept all day because I had a rough as fuck work weekend
Four straight days of late night bullshit
no i keep the fanship for myself
not really a joiner anyway
well that covers everything to possibly be afraid of so if u think those are whatever then u should be fine!
I am intimidated by big dicks
Damn, I wanted one really badly.
That's no good to here, are you stuck going back tomorrow? how late do you get stuck working until?
Oh did I say big? I meant super small.
I was afraid of the 7 foot tall black guy who didn't know what sandwich he wanted and I didn't know how to help him so I just kind of stood behind the register smiling and looking cute and trying not to be visibly intimidated
I still have other stuff to watch
Too small is no fun
Nah I've got school so I only work weekends
I do have a quiz and a paper that I have to do tomorrow before midnight neither of which I have started
I am too embarrassed
i dont know what to say i feel so bad
thats fear of failure
i say dont worry about it cuz people are more understanding than u might realize
It's really not that embarrassing once you do it.
Just make a club
The BLT is the best thing from Jimmy John's.
No one will care if you say it was ironic.
how much longer are you in school for hun
bard will u join my club
it's for a good cause
Did you make one?
You miss every shot you don't take.
yes i just need to recruit people
who are you and wht club do you represent
But he was so tall and unhappy looking that it made me nervous
I've sold a blt without lettuce or tomatoes
I almost laughed at them but I guess that's how you get a bacon sandwich
Like two years I think? Including this one
Why do you want this so bad?
Stick it out
what is yoru major?
where are you trying to o after it alll/
How are you gonna do that?
I like seeing what I can get out of people.
It kind of depends on the Jimmy John's. I used to go to the same one for a while so they would put more than three strips of bacon on it.
One of the girls would put like twelve on there.
im "ban is cool" club member no. 1 representing the "ban is cool" club
all u have to join is make ur name:
"ban is cool" club member no. [choose a number]
he probably doesnt even remember it
btw join my club
right now it's p grassroots
eventually we can hire a pr firm tho
You can get somethin out of me ;)
out of my weiner ;)))
Sorry I don't negotiate with terrorists
Because you are one.
"ban is cool" club members ONLY allowed in this thread -->
well do u
or do u not
think ban is cool?
One day I'll make it big.
Oh boy I hope its money.
We do five unless you ask for extra
I'm sure he does because he had to go to his car to get a quarter despite carrying a gallon ziplock bag of change with him
It was mostly pennies so I didn't object
u will be BOTH a wildly popular celebrity AND widely acclaimed for your groundbreaking "nothing" art
Shhhhhh don't tell them that
y-yeah he's the coolest o/////o
I like your taste big guy
in that case it is IMPERATIVE that u join this club
in order to bolster His ego
And i'ma get a snack because I ate half my dinner
I can boost master's ego just fine thank you
dont be embarrassed or afraid anymore it hurts my heart ;_ ;
He wants a club!!!!!
I really am the best at making nothing art.
You don't need to tell me something I already know.
I'm not going to do it, then. Just to spite you.
the critics cannot ignore ur genius for much longer i can feel it
regrettably, due to a lack of funding, the "ban is cool" club is dissolved as of 9/6/16 est
Mentally or physically? or both?
Thats pretty lame man
rip my club and dreams
it will be remembered fondly by its devoted members
I'll kill myself if its not.
Tell huge people not to be so intimidating
Maybe ill reconsider if you vampire suck my dick again
think about it like this
huge people arent intimidating theyre funny
look at how weird they are
i love when you talk like that
thats how art works.
Not gonna happen, I was only being ironic.
As opposed to what?
Do it ironically then
This guy was pretty scary
ooh so ur going for the depressed artist angle
yea okay maybe but look nobody is gonna hurt u
How about you do it ironically? You're such a wussy.
I think I can pull it off.
You will never get your dick sucked ironically with that attitude that is for sure
yea u def can it's easy
in fact i think i might feel depressed rn!
actually no im just tired
Oh my gosh! so its unironically happening!?! >~<
i'll have another cigarette
I'll wear my sunglasses inside for extra edge.
No, you slut!
"i'm not a slut i'm pure"
- every slut
I say that all the time and i am definitely not one
I highly doubt that.
It's the truth
There's a guy who comes in here every day and he smells like he just bathes in ky jelly; it's absolutely nauseating
nobody is gonna hurt u
SOMEBODY has to or I'll never properly get off
I don't even know what ky jelly smells like.
ah yeah i guess
Kill yourself jelly
hi im back
Well it's very disgusting. i dont know why people think it's acceptable to use a whole bottle of cologne on themselves. it doesn't smell good at all
smoking ciggys is cool
i agree perfumery is really gross imo
im so tired
is it lame if a beatles song fucks u up in current year
Some of them are OK but most of the time it just makes me sick. Deodorant should be enough.
Why are you going around smelling dudes?
i feel like it's probably p lame
I'm not you can smell it on him a mile away
That's what I am complaining about
having no scent is good to me
but i guess a lot of girls really respond to smells so what do i know
how is this thread dead?
i have 6 gold medals, this is impossible
Seriously though how do I casually find someone willing to make the bedroom experience... interesting
I'm bad at interacting with people
im here how are you
Do you work at a gym or something?
dont do that hooking up is so impure and weird and gross just find someone u like and go out for a while and the eventually break it to them that you like stuff and hope they take it well
thats what id do
i think it's going
or maybe im in the eye of the storm
i cant believe this is all i got wtf
I don't do hookups I just don't want to waste my time dating someone only to then find out they won't even tie me up
not to be offending or something(?) but probably people who will take a transgirl are more likely to be into that js
the longer im awake the more invested i become in staying that way
im just tired
wish bc were here rn
do u not realize im sci or are we just really bonding on this perfumery issue
Yeah I'm totally not offended by being reminded that to other people I'm basically a walking fetish
I wonder how hard it is to kill oneself with a polearm
Do you enjoy being difficult?
that is a good q
wait i meant this one haha
that pic was actually relevant
pic related it's my koto
ur giving me v negative vibes rn
I mean like I could probably fatally injure myself but that would be even messier
I'm single because I'm not looking for a relationship
That makes more sense
what would it matter
oh btw i should say disclaimer dont ky
Who gave you this picture of my shirt?
do i not know what a koto is or something
this is a koto
i snuck into your closet and took it while you were out...
is that a "u didnt realize i was sci"
im sorry i think ur cool
i know but does the one you posted look anything like it?
Just a thought experiment
this is a little better
This is the bottom
under the string thru bridge are these tuning pegs
it looks like a silly face
what if u fell on it from a couple stories up
And why do you think that is?
God dammit stop stealing my stuff.
pls dont go now
I feel like I'd be just as likely to miss it entirely or just get fucked up
That's why I'm easy
I'm easy like sunday mooorning
I also lost my shit when I first saw it
mm yeah that would suck
would be lame hospital visit too
was that really your goal
Iunno it's just something I do
dude dont even worry that was someone else
what u jammin recently dad
That's what the fuck I'm talking about
this is killin so far
aw man i hate that
i mean i appreciate u sharing of course but yeah
How do people get passed this?
ya man it's p cool the production is off the charts
y-yeah well at least bard likes it.
I also found this new underground band "pink floyd" if you wanna give them a google pretty chill.
what u jammin recently sci
the drum track is annoying af the loop clipping is all wrong it's in french
u could only like this ironically
gladys knight & the pips
sci doesnt appreciate goood hip hop
I CURSE AT THE FIRST WACK NIGGA WITH THE WORST RAP
'CAUSE HE AIN'T WORTH JACK
HIT 'EM WITH A THOUSAND POUNDS OF PRESSURE PER SLAP
MAKE HIS WHOLE BODY JERK BACK, WATCH THE EARTH CRACK
HAND HIM HIS PURSE BACK
not all outsider music can be excused because it's outsider music
not in english
look at this faggot
he only listens to english music
what a fuckin normie plebe fuck
What do you mean?
his tastes are just way more refined than ours
no bard is right
i am a pleb
I don't really know how to explain it.
this is downbeat and clammy as fuck
everyone has different opinions man
im sorry guys
ofc u can like that song unironically
i just got carried away
bard i love how we have totally incongruous taste i think thats awesome
yes i think that is wonderful!
That makes this difficult
ive got a bunch of other shit that's "clammy as fuck" if you let me compile a comprehensive list
Oh so its a problem when i'm difficult?
I would prefer you didn't though
Well now that you understand how I feel you can go ahead and get on with the sucking thing.
is this clammy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miAB-Zf2XBc
if its got some pumpin xxyyxx bass adn shit hell yeah dude make a playlist ill check it out
more than 70bpm
I'm giving up this is way to hard.
i dont know what clammy is supposed to mean
reread your post- i didn't notice the "is this" before "clammy" and im sincerely sorry
i forgive u and appreciate the apology
But your prize is a solid nothing.
I wouldnt say so
kinda downbeaty but not quite bassy enough
This is clammy
At least I don't have to worry about sucking dick anymore
NOT SO FAST!
I'm sure if its not me it will be someone else but i'm by far the best.
oh i get it!
so this is clammy right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
Best at what? Sucking dick?
I dunno probably everything.
I drew a shitty map that I can't navigate and I don't know who to ask.
i gotta go, goodnight everyone
I don't believe you
go awy > :x
I'm the perfect poster, cold and ruthless, I live by my strength alone uninhibited by emotion.
Go away >: x
... but slowly over the years I became one of you. My quest for greatness gradually giving way to this life of mediocrity. I awoke one day to find that I had settled down, formed a family, I had even grown quite fond of them.
I'm the perfect poster, warm and friendly, I live by my love alone, enveloped in emotion
Would you believe I almost started to think the Holla Forums was a nice place to post? Do you understand now? That's why I needed Neko's mouth to set me free, by releasing the evil in my cock. He has freed me of these petty attachments, and I have to say it feels pretty good.
You are just adorable
I gotta go now
You on the left me on the right.
I'll see you next time then.
you and me we're like yin and yang
You pull and I'll push.
What an existence.
tp that meme is not phresh anymore
Makes me cry every time.
You're the one who wrote that!
Why are you linking me to a conversation I had with Tsuchi like 10 days ago?
you beat your dog.
I like dog smell
If you cant smell a dog in your home
you live in a house not a home
Its my life and won't let you look down at it.
Bard give me a nini
Speak for yourself, my pitbull smells terrible if I don't wash her like once a week
That's just Tsuchi teasing me.
I even denied it in the post afterwards.
I just always figured that you were the one giving neko fellatio with your vampire teeth.
It was ironic.
sci can you stop fucking creeping on my null
we're trying to watch a movie and youre spamming him with messages
mhm. sure. Julie Baka beats her dog.
I'm going to bed.
Bard disappointed me
Smiles is gay
fuck you other two anons
ni ni master san i am sorry i was on a trip to the corner store down the street
sweetest dreams <3
So on my trip down the street to the corner store I saw a creature crossing the road
I t looked like a squirrel
which I thoguht was really fucking weimrd
I never see squirrels ant night
Well it stuck on the road and as I caught up to it i noticed it was a fucking possuum
I could have ran it over with my bike
but i didnt want to be cruel
Is that a threat or promise?
iowa is weird
it's nice being able to leave my house at 4 a.m to walk travel a mile away to get munchies
I can walk to a corner store but it's like half a mile away, but I've walked it a bunch of times, that's short as hell for me.
I just wish I had more places to bike without feeling like I'm going to be shot, kidnapped, or raped by illegal imegrants.
tfw i can bike any where in town at 4 a.m and not have to worry about getting shot kidnapped or raped
This is why I'm moving to Oregon, Washington or Colorado when I've got my neetbucks saved up. I wanna go fucking bike somewhere for miles and miles.
Hello there user san~
trying to give an user on /b/ my e-mail
Wow, just fuck my shit up
anon sends me e-mail through other means of communication
ANON WAS X ALL ALONG
Just as planned
The thread is dead. But the kicker is we have been dead for years.
I remain here physically
but I am dead inside
The void inside no one sees but they all feel.
Of what was once "me". A relic.
ONE WHO DOESN'T CARE
IS ONE WHO SHOULDN'T BE
I'VE TRIED TO HIDE MYSELF FROM WHAT IS WRONG FOR ME
I can't sleep, so I'm doing homework.
THE FUEL OF ME
BUT ALL I DO
IS CASTRATE AND
What kind of homework?
when the thread can't be slow without people starting to feel the press of nonbeing
I WANT TO FUCKING die!!
choke to death on deez nutz
Seven people arrested after Black Lives Matter stages protest on London City Airport runway, closing it to flights
Just fucking stop!!!!!!
Introduction to Literary Humor
It's an online course, so I'm basically just doing discussion boards and written assignments.
I just finished a chapter, did another discussion board based on a question that has nothing to do with the chapter, and then watched 7 minutes of Woody Allen before making a written submission based on what I watched.
Apparently there is also some sort of project description due this Friday, and I didn't even know we had a project. I emailed the teacher asking for an explanation of what this project is even supposed to be about - I can't find anything anywhere - hoping that the email will clarify it with enough time fore me to think of a project and then give him a description of it.
tfw 4chinz is broke
have to come here
howdy do sccootaloo
YOUR WEAPON IS GUILT
YOUR WEAPON IS GUILT
YOUR WEAPON IS GUILT
wtf are they even protesting there
niggers are in england by choice lmfao
And that sounds so cool, literary humour? Woody is best funny jew....apparently, cant say I am aware of much of his work.
And an unknown project, urgh this sounds all too familiar, I am sure you will pull out some magiks though.
So what is the make up of the lessons, like what are you going to be learning in this course?
Sup chick, how goeseth?
These people need to go home.
black people protesting anywhere outside of america
aboriginals in aus could potentially have a good reason to protest
but they're fucking vermin so who gives a shit
33 hours of being awake and I'm not letting myself sleep til noon, which is 9 hours away. doing it because I have a psych appointment tomorrow and want to just wake up and go.
not really that tired though.
Apparently they feel like they wanna be in on the drama.
Tbh there is/was some police/institutional racism, butshit I am sure its mostly resolved.
They just aggro over "stop and search" and shit.
They need to go home, have a cup of tea and just fucking be civilized.
If you want to be treat like people, act like an adult.
Tbh there is/was some police/institutional racism,
they literally voluntarily moved there knowing that was the case
because the nigger countries they were coming from are even fucking worse
We are supposed to learn about the history of comedy through reading, visuals, and discussion.
We are also supposed to be exposed to the strength of diversity of literally humor across all cultures.
There was a fucking trigger warning in my syllabus. After the trigger warning though the Teacher pretty much said fuck you to anyone offended though, so you win some you lose some.
"civilized" is hard tho
Just keep yo brain active, go for walks and get fresh air
I dunno, hang with scoot because I am pure adrenaline bb grilll kek
Most black people here are like 3rd/4th generation. So like if anyone moved it was their great grandparents or grandparents.
But I am of the opinion that yeah, we are all equal BUT because we are all equal we have to ALL act like fucking grown ups if we want to be treat right.
That something for nothing attitude minorities have is abysmal
currently I'm running off of star trek next generation
I've made my peace that I'm going to hell by now myself
maybe I'll be lucky enough to wind up in some esegement of it that's not so bad you know
how do you feel on your future prospects?
trigger warning? Can you tell me what that ws? I suppose its needed nowadays, unfortunatley. Not everyone can handle the strong Dad jokes.
What do you hope to achieve out of this? It sounds cool. I wanted to do media in college, but had to choose between that or history.
civilized is hard
I know, and they want the shortcuts. It doesnt work that way. Like female emancipation took centuries of hard work.
Is that the one with the borg chick
it's the one with Data, Riker, and patrick stewart.
next gen is a hell of a good show and I heard that the first few seasons were supposed to be the worst.
kind of park and recs style, gets better with further series.
Well I'm a Christian that fully and faithfully loves and believes in my Lord, Jesus Christ. According to that I should be pretty much in the clear, but I wont know for sure until I get there. You know?
Eh, I try not to think about death so much and where I'm going after death.
A current threat to academic freedom in the classroom comes from a demand that teachers provide warnings in
advance if assigned material contains anything that might trigger difficult emotional responses for students. This
follows from earlier calls not to offend students’ sensibilities by introducing material that challenges their values and
beliefs. The specific call for “trigger warnings” began in the blogosphere as a caution about graphic descriptions of
rape on feminist sites, and has now migrated to university campuses in the form of requirements or proposals that
students be alerted to all manner of topics that some believe may deeply offend and even set off a post-traumatic
stress disorder (PTSD) response in some individuals.
The presumption that students need to be protected rather than challenged in a classroom is at once infantilizing
and anti-intellectual. It makes comfort a higher priority than intellectual engagement and…it singles out politically
controversial topics like sex, race, class, capitalism, and colonialism for attention. Indeed, if such topics are
associated with triggers, correctly or not, they are likely to be marginalized if not avoided altogether by faculty who
fear complaints for offending or discomforting some of their students. Although all faculty are affected by potential
charges of this kind, non-tenured and contingent faculty are particularly at risk. In this way the demand for trigger
warnings creates a repressive, “chilly climate” for critical thinking in the classroom.
Of course there may be instances in which a teacher judges it necessary. [However,] Some discomfort is inevitable
in classrooms if the goal is to expose students to new ideas, have them question beliefs they have taken for
granted, grapple with ethical problems they have never considered, and, more generally, expand their horizons so
as to become informed and responsible democratic citizens. Trigger warnings suggest that classrooms should offer
protection and comfort rather than an intellectually challenging education. They reduce students to vulnerable
victims rather than full participants in the intellectual process of education.
That's the reall secret to a happy life right there
I dont feel like a bad person though
And cold leftovers for breakfast.
trigger warnings are a totalitarian control of academic freedom disguised as a coddling problem :))))))))))))
my triggers are sound, isolation, being surrounded, being alive, being
YWhy do ya say that?
We need more totalitarianism that makes radical leftists happy.
Sounds like your life is difficult.
I'm eating a cold piece of french toast with a cold hamburger patty that I didn't eat the other day.
leftists don't even like it when their ideology reaches its endgame
that's the funniest part
but they will tolerate it going to shit, silently hate it but tolerate it
Is that the best thing you've got going on in your life?
HAVING A POLITICAL AFFILIATION
You're unable to make plans independently of others?
That's because their goal isn't to raise everyone to a standard of excellence; it's to lower everyone to mediocrity so no one feels precluded.
im le edgy anarchist m8888
yeah my life is rekt
i just smoke big weade lmao
thats pretty cool mang
interact appropriately with the general public
use public transportation
How are you so much better at the latter, yet hardly functional in the former? That's kinda the reverse of the norm.
No, I have better. It's the best thing at this moment, outside of posting that is.
buses are small and if they're not full it's actually kinda relaxing riding on a bus. but if it's packed it's anxiety hour.
Been a long while with no breakfast
might take that advice
who knows it might make a ddifference
How do you see the general public if you don't mind my asking?
I have sever anxiety that kept me on medication for the longest of times, and it fed into my chronic depression. I managed to work through these over the course of years, but I just want to understand your angle.
Food and naps make me happy.
Make yourself into a burrito and snuggle against the pillow.
Finally fucking home
it's a hoard of potential aggressiveness and loud noise. if I have someone holding my hand I can go with them but generally I don't leave the house often for a reason.
haha now that you're home would you ring me up my dude
God. Damn. Triggers. This generation now have been too bloody sheltered in my opinion. When I was growinng up life didnt seem like such a minefield. Literally everything is a trigger. and everyone is getting triggered.
The unlegit shitters are making the legit ptsd vitims seem like idiots. Which is unfortunate.
No wonder eastwood said about generation pussy.
But the fact, as you say, student need to be rolled up in bubblewrap is ridiculous, how else do you form your world view without challenges
I dont think you get far in life if you cannot keep your cool under pressure
What do you mean?
For as long as I can remember in my life theres been a small feels like a zit or something small bump in the middle of my back but like it cant get popped or anything no matter how much i squeee it
itt is so annoying i wanna cut it out but that would be so painful
Also, ive made a frittata with brie and red onions and peppers and cherry tomatoes
haha all those vegetables are gross
Where the /borderline personality disorder/ here
there's a guy with borderline personality disorder right next to me in my room
he's making a picture by sticking post-it notes to the wall
My hearts and prayers go out to that dude
D O O T D O O T
axis II: borderline personality d/o
amy victorias only posting here because she got BTFO'd in /mtfg/ earlier today
no it's because 4chan is completely down right now
wtf is mtfg
i just bought those post-it notes as well
i'm kind of annoyed
But, didnt he leave forever because he is a cuck?