New thread again

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

new thread again.

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https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/77/e2/4d/77e24df98dfd0549f7673336f7b77da5.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miAB-Zf2XBc
http://puu.sh/r1E8Y/a20c06b06e.wav
http://puu.sh/r1EcB/10b181c499.wav
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y10924MkAHQ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gmm2FmzYwY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSC0zQnLIWQ
Cameron Nguyen
Cameron Nguyen

time for sleep. see you all later.

Angel Taylor
Angel Taylor

Sucks to be you then

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alexander White
Alexander White

Sleep well cupcake

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

Nini cuppers <3

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

Prove me wrong.

Luis Howard
Luis Howard

why did u make a thread if ur going to sleep
bye

i will watch it follows tonight

Levi Lopez
Levi Lopez

Its alright but everyone here is a socialist.
I actually hate water now.

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

I hope you never wake up.

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

So sci is the sailor slut poster?
I can't really be fucked to remember trips and names

Aaron Butler
Aaron Butler

The one posting the sailor slut 2hu is Goggles.

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

has any poster ever been as prolific as cupcake

in almost every thread he's leading in posts, having almost double the runner-up's count

and he makes like 70% of new threads

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

i think he means sailor moon

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

Goodnight cupcake

Christian Cooper
Christian Cooper

Me.

Xavier Jenkins
Xavier Jenkins

night fuckers

Ayden Ross
Ayden Ross

but dude
ur like
half made of water

Angel Peterson
Angel Peterson

gn

Ryan Bell
Ryan Bell

He has ruined usagi for me

Isaac Parker
Isaac Parker

goodnight guevas

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

Well I clearly hate half of myself then.

Daniel Barnes
Daniel Barnes

any of yall ever watched XXXHOLIC?

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

love u buddy

Mason Jones
Mason Jones

nini

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

if mastdr hates it then I hate it too

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/77/e2/4d/77e24df98dfd0549f7673336f7b77da5.jpg

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

Tried to once I think
I could not get into it

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

Thanks my dude you fuckin rock

John Wright
John Wright

So you hate me then?

Kevin Evans
Kevin Evans

is this memeing or are you talking about the summer before we left 4chan
cuz u might actually be right

damn....

lol

Dylan Richardson
Dylan Richardson

I'm waiting for my suck still.

Charles Long
Charles Long

im sorry for harassing u i just need to let off steam sometimes pls dont hate me

Brayden Hill
Brayden Hill

Got damn
Thats pretty nice

The animation is weird as fuck right? I watched it years back and now I discover funimation has it up on youtube so Imma retwatch it
It had some really lovable characters if I remember right

y-yeah....
.///.

Gavin Perry
Gavin Perry

crazy eyes

Aaron Jones
Aaron Jones

Like the part of me that actually likes this black veil brides song i'm listening to.

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

oh you look just like a cat

Logan Peterson
Logan Peterson

Don't worry I hate you too. </3

Charles Perry
Charles Perry

*Lick*

Yeah it was just boring to me. I might try it again if I get the chance.

Ian Scott
Ian Scott

Its a start.

Jordan Foster
Jordan Foster

lmfao u are top-tier

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

Being an adult sucks

Ayden Kelly
Ayden Kelly

dont b afraid

Jackson Collins
Jackson Collins

I need motivation

Adrian Russell
Adrian Russell

Don't laugh at me.

Henry Green
Henry Green

What's going on that I ought not be afraid of

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

My internet penis is huge ;)

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

dude i will never laugh at u
u are the realest motherfucker i know
im ur biggest fan

potential failure,
certain death

Christian Rodriguez
Christian Rodriguez

Hi Brad!

Owen White
Owen White

same
Are you gonna start a fan club??

Wyatt Flores
Wyatt Flores

after watching better anime it is kinda tropy and wat ered down lol
I havent found anything quite like it though

Jaxson Hall
Jaxson Hall

Eh
Those things are whatever really

James Young
James Young

Hellloooo revy chan how are you getting along torday? :3

Lucas Hall
Lucas Hall

Sleep well Cups <3

James Ramirez
James Ramirez

I slept all day because I had a rough as fuck work weekend
Four straight days of late night bullshit

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

no i keep the fanship for myself
not really a joiner anyway

well that covers everything to possibly be afraid of so if u think those are whatever then u should be fine!

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

I am intimidated by big dicks

Jonathan Long
Jonathan Long

Damn, I wanted one really badly.

Liam Jackson
Liam Jackson

That's no good to here, are you stuck going back tomorrow? how late do you get stuck working until?

Joseph Edwards
Joseph Edwards

Oh did I say big? I meant super small.

Lincoln Walker
Lincoln Walker

I was afraid of the 7 foot tall black guy who didn't know what sandwich he wanted and I didn't know how to help him so I just kind of stood behind the register smiling and looking cute and trying not to be visibly intimidated

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

I still have other stuff to watch

Too small is no fun

Nathan Cox
Nathan Cox

Insanely medium.

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

Nah I've got school so I only work weekends
I do have a quiz and a paper that I have to do tomorrow before midnight neither of which I have started

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

I am too embarrassed

Camden King
Camden King

i dont know what to say i feel so bad

thats fear of failure
i say dont worry about it cuz people are more understanding than u might realize

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

It's really not that embarrassing once you do it.
Just make a club

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

It's improper

Parker James
Parker James

The BLT is the best thing from Jimmy John's.

Jason Campbell
Jason Campbell

No one will care if you say it was ironic.

Josiah Morales
Josiah Morales

hows this

David Johnson
David Johnson

how much longer are you in school for hun

Adrian Williams
Adrian Williams

I will!

Nicholas Cook
Nicholas Cook

bard will u join my club

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

it's for a good cause

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

Did you make one?
You miss every shot you don't take.

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

yes i just need to recruit people

Austin Fisher
Austin Fisher

who are you and wht club do you represent

Connor Bailey
Connor Bailey

But he was so tall and unhappy looking that it made me nervous
I've sold a blt without lettuce or tomatoes
I almost laughed at them but I guess that's how you get a bacon sandwich
Like two years I think? Including this one

Austin Russell
Austin Russell

Why do you want this so bad?

William Nelson
William Nelson

Ganbatte, revenant
Stick it out
what is yoru major?

where are you trying to o after it alll/

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

How are you gonna do that?

Camden Lopez
Camden Lopez

I like seeing what I can get out of people.

Cooper Nguyen
Cooper Nguyen

Computer science

Josiah Rodriguez
Josiah Rodriguez

It kind of depends on the Jimmy John's. I used to go to the same one for a while so they would put more than three strips of bacon on it.
One of the girls would put like twelve on there.

Adam Price
Adam Price

im "ban is cool" club member no. 1 representing the "ban is cool" club
all u have to join is make ur name:
"ban is cool" club member no. [choose a number]

he probably doesnt even remember it
btw join my club
see above

right now it's p grassroots
eventually we can hire a pr firm tho

Ian Roberts
Ian Roberts

You can get somethin out of me ;)
out of my weiner ;)))

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

Sorry I don't negotiate with terrorists

Nicholas Gray
Nicholas Gray

Because you are one.

Chase Bennett
Chase Bennett

"ban is cool" club members ONLY allowed in this thread -->

well do u
or do u not
think ban is cool?

Brody Moore
Brody Moore

One day I'll make it big.
Oh boy I hope its money.

Anthony Kelly
Anthony Kelly

We do five unless you ask for extra
I'm sure he does because he had to go to his car to get a quarter despite carrying a gallon ziplock bag of change with him
It was mostly pennies so I didn't object

Jordan Sanders
Jordan Sanders

yes
u will be BOTH a wildly popular celebrity AND widely acclaimed for your groundbreaking "nothing" art

and what?

Bentley Reyes
Bentley Reyes

Shhhhhh don't tell them that

y-yeah he's the coolest o/////o

Caleb Price
Caleb Price

I like your taste big guy

Ayden Bennett
Ayden Bennett

in that case it is IMPERATIVE that u join this club
in order to bolster His ego

Blake Foster
Blake Foster

And i'ma get a snack because I ate half my dinner

Ayden Robinson
Ayden Robinson

I can boost master's ego just fine thank you

Charles Morgan
Charles Morgan

ok
dont be embarrassed or afraid anymore it hurts my heart ;_ ;

He wants a club!!!!!

Henry Green
Henry Green

I really am the best at making nothing art.
You don't need to tell me something I already know.

Jacob Perez
Jacob Perez

I'm not going to do it, then. Just to spite you.

Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

the critics cannot ignore ur genius for much longer i can feel it

Jonathan Carter
Jonathan Carter

regrettably, due to a lack of funding, the "ban is cool" club is dissolved as of 9/6/16 est

Angel Phillips
Angel Phillips

Mentally or physically? or both?
Thats pretty lame man
rip my club and dreams

Nolan Rodriguez
Nolan Rodriguez

it will be remembered fondly by its devoted members

Adam Hughes
Adam Hughes

I'll kill myself if its not.

John Powell
John Powell

Tell huge people not to be so intimidating

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

Maybe ill reconsider if you vampire suck my dick again

Jackson Diaz
Jackson Diaz

think about it like this
huge people arent intimidating theyre funny
look at how weird they are

Adam Fisher
Adam Fisher

i love when you talk like that

Jack Stewart
Jack Stewart

thats how art works.
Not gonna happen, I was only being ironic.
As opposed to what?

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

Do it ironically then

Sebastian Martinez
Sebastian Martinez

This guy was pretty scary

Matthew Hall
Matthew Hall

ooh so ur going for the depressed artist angle

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

yea okay maybe but look nobody is gonna hurt u

Jackson Torres
Jackson Torres

How about you do it ironically? You're such a wussy.

I think I can pull it off.

Isaac Lewis
Isaac Lewis

Not one
You will never get your dick sucked ironically with that attitude that is for sure

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

yea u def can it's easy
in fact i think i might feel depressed rn!
actually no im just tired

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

Oh my gosh! so its unironically happening!?! >~<

Brody Turner
Brody Turner

i'll have another cigarette

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

I'll wear my sunglasses inside for extra edge.

Adam Green
Adam Green

No, you slut!

James Green
James Green

"i'm not a slut i'm pure"

- every slut

Carson Rivera
Carson Rivera

I say that all the time and i am definitely not one

Joshua Harris
Joshua Harris

I highly doubt that.

Thomas Kelly
Thomas Kelly

It's the truth
There's a guy who comes in here every day and he smells like he just bathes in ky jelly; it's absolutely nauseating

Gabriel Cook
Gabriel Cook

nobody is gonna hurt u
SOMEBODY has to or I'll never properly get off

Eli Foster
Eli Foster

I don't even know what ky jelly smells like.

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

ah yeah i guess

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

brb

,.

Julian Jackson
Julian Jackson

Kill yourself jelly

Aiden Miller
Aiden Miller

hi im back
hi

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

hi
what

Austin Collins
Austin Collins

Well it's very disgusting. i dont know why people think it's acceptable to use a whole bottle of cologne on themselves. it doesn't smell good at all

Josiah Nelson
Josiah Nelson

smoking ciggys is cool

Lincoln Butler
Lincoln Butler

i agree perfumery is really gross imo

Colton Harris
Colton Harris

im so tired

Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

is it lame if a beatles song fucks u up in current year

Josiah Myers
Josiah Myers

Some of them are OK but most of the time it just makes me sick. Deodorant should be enough.

Austin Stewart
Austin Stewart

Why are you going around smelling dudes?

Hudson Morales
Hudson Morales

i feel like it's probably p lame

William White
William White

I'm not you can smell it on him a mile away
That's what I am complaining about

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

having no scent is good to me
but i guess a lot of girls really respond to smells so what do i know

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

how is this thread dead?

i have 6 gold medals, this is impossible

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

Seriously though how do I casually find someone willing to make the bedroom experience... interesting
I'm bad at interacting with people

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

im here how are you

Jaxon Brooks
Jaxon Brooks

Do you work at a gym or something?

Jace Morales
Jace Morales

dont do that hooking up is so impure and weird and gross just find someone u like and go out for a while and the eventually break it to them that you like stuff and hope they take it well
thats what id do

Nathan Cook
Nathan Cook

i think it's going
or maybe im in the eye of the storm

Luke Ross
Luke Ross

i cant believe this is all i got wtf

Christopher Edwards
Christopher Edwards

I don't do hookups I just don't want to waste my time dating someone only to then find out they won't even tie me up

Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

not to be offending or something(?) but probably people who will take a transgirl are more likely to be into that js

Jaxson Carter
Jaxson Carter

the longer im awake the more invested i become in staying that way

im just tired

Adam Morgan
Adam Morgan

wish bc were here rn

Dylan Robinson
Dylan Robinson

Bleh
No

Juan Ortiz
Juan Ortiz

do u not realize im sci or are we just really bonding on this perfumery issue

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

Yeah I'm totally not offended by being reminded that to other people I'm basically a walking fetish
I wonder how hard it is to kill oneself with a polearm

Caleb Johnson
Caleb Johnson

Do you enjoy being difficult?

Henry Lopez
Henry Lopez

that is a good q

Cameron Hughes
Cameron Hughes

wait i meant this one haha

Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner

that pic was actually relevant

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

too

Benjamin Flores
Benjamin Flores

pic related it's my koto

John Sanders
John Sanders

ur giving me v negative vibes rn

Noah Howard
Noah Howard

I mean like I could probably fatally injure myself but that would be even messier
I'm single because I'm not looking for a relationship

Carson Bell
Carson Bell

That makes more sense

Christian Cook
Christian Cook

what would it matter

oh btw i should say disclaimer dont ky

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

Who gave you this picture of my shirt?

Ayden Lopez
Ayden Lopez

do i not know what a koto is or something

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

Yes

Isaac Price
Isaac Price

this is a koto

James Gray
James Gray

i snuck into your closet and took it while you were out...

Michael Reed
Michael Reed

pls stop

is that a "u didnt realize i was sci"
im sorry i think ur cool

Evan Bell
Evan Bell

i know but does the one you posted look anything like it?

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

Just a thought experiment

Ryder Thomas
Ryder Thomas

this is a little better

Ryan Torres
Ryan Torres

This is the bottom
under the string thru bridge are these tuning pegs
it looks like a silly face

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

what if u fell on it from a couple stories up

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

And why do you think that is?
God dammit stop stealing my stuff.

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

pls dont go now

Thomas Evans
Thomas Evans

LOL

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

I feel like I'd be just as likely to miss it entirely or just get fucked up

Jayden Hughes
Jayden Hughes

That's why I'm easy
ooooooo ooooooo
I'm easy like sunday mooorning

Ian Lee
Ian Lee

I also lost my shit when I first saw it

Justin Thomas
Justin Thomas

mm yeah that would suck
would be lame hospital visit too

Ethan Jones
Ethan Jones

wtf stfu

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

was that really your goal

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

Iunno it's just something I do

James Morgan
James Morgan

dude dont even worry that was someone else
what u jammin recently dad

Dylan Miller
Dylan Miller

That's what the fuck I'm talking about
this is killin so far

Nathaniel Long
Nathaniel Long

aw man i hate that
i mean i appreciate u sharing of course but yeah

Blake Richardson
Blake Richardson

How do people get passed this?

Jason King
Jason King

ya man it's p cool the production is off the charts

Logan Wood
Logan Wood

y-yeah well at least bard likes it.
I also found this new underground band "pink floyd" if you wanna give them a google pretty chill.
what u jammin recently sci

Jayden Taylor
Jayden Taylor

the drum track is annoying af the loop clipping is all wrong it's in french
u could only like this ironically

Eli King
Eli King

gladys knight & the pips
and woo

Blake Flores
Blake Flores

sci doesnt appreciate goood hip hop

Kayden Morgan
Kayden Morgan

I CURSE AT THE FIRST WACK NIGGA WITH THE WORST RAP
'CAUSE HE AIN'T WORTH JACK
HIT 'EM WITH A THOUSAND POUNDS OF PRESSURE PER SLAP
MAKE HIS WHOLE BODY JERK BACK, WATCH THE EARTH CRACK
HAND HIM HIS PURSE BACK

Brayden Long
Brayden Long

not all outsider music can be excused because it's outsider music

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

not in english

Julian Hernandez
Julian Hernandez

look at this faggot
he only listens to english music
what a fuckin normie plebe fuck

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

What do you mean?

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

his tastes are just way more refined than ours

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

no bard is right
i am a pleb

Jose Reyes
Jose Reyes

I don't really know how to explain it.

Jaxson Howard
Jaxson Howard

this is downbeat and clammy as fuck

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

everyone has different opinions man

Nicholas Morris
Nicholas Morris

im sorry guys
ofc u can like that song unironically
i just got carried away

bard i love how we have totally incongruous taste i think thats awesome

Michael Brown
Michael Brown

yes i think that is wonderful!

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

That makes this difficult

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

ive got a bunch of other shit that's "clammy as fuck" if you let me compile a comprehensive list

Noah Myers
Noah Myers

Oh so its a problem when i'm difficult?

Caleb Bennett
Caleb Bennett

No
I would prefer you didn't though

Leo Watson
Leo Watson

Well now that you understand how I feel you can go ahead and get on with the sucking thing.

Adam Gomez
Adam Gomez

is this clammy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miAB-Zf2XBc

Aiden James
Aiden James

No

Josiah Turner
Josiah Turner

if its got some pumpin xxyyxx bass adn shit hell yeah dude make a playlist ill check it out

Nathan Roberts
Nathan Roberts

nvm im not sober enough for list making these wavs instead
http://puu.sh/r1E8Y/a20c06b06e.wav
http://puu.sh/r1EcB/10b181c499.wav

more than 70bpm
clammy

Oliver Torres
Oliver Torres

I'm giving up this is way to hard.

Adrian Foster
Adrian Foster

i dont know what clammy is supposed to mean

Asher Gray
Asher Gray

reread your post- i didn't notice the "is this" before "clammy" and im sincerely sorry

Owen Price
Owen Price

Victory!

John Smith
John Smith

i forgive u and appreciate the apology

Camden Jones
Camden Jones

But your prize is a solid nothing.

Nolan Lopez
Nolan Lopez

I wouldnt say so
kinda downbeaty but not quite bassy enough

Lincoln Miller
Lincoln Miller

This is clammy

Jackson Harris
Jackson Harris

At least I don't have to worry about sucking dick anymore

David Evans
David Evans

NOT SO FAST!

Xavier Long
Xavier Long

What?!

Ryder Green
Ryder Green

I'm sure if its not me it will be someone else but i'm by far the best.

Dominic Cruz
Dominic Cruz

oh i get it!
so this is clammy right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE

Michael James
Michael James

o-oh
n-nothing....

Robert Wood
Robert Wood

Best at what? Sucking dick?

Say it

Owen Morales
Owen Morales

clammy?

Christian Flores
Christian Flores

I dunno probably everything.

David Scott
David Scott

I drew a shitty map that I can't navigate and I don't know who to ask.

i gotta go, goodnight everyone

Dylan Reyes
Dylan Reyes

I don't believe you

Wyatt Lewis
Wyatt Lewis

go awy > :x

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

skyramps

James Brooks
James Brooks

I'm the perfect poster, cold and ruthless, I live by my strength alone uninhibited by emotion.

Michael Sanders
Michael Sanders

Go away >: x

Gavin Allen
Gavin Allen

Its unprovable

Christian Hughes
Christian Hughes

What?

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

... but slowly over the years I became one of you. My quest for greatness gradually giving way to this life of mediocrity. I awoke one day to find that I had settled down, formed a family, I had even grown quite fond of them.

John Wilson
John Wilson

I'm the perfect poster, warm and friendly, I live by my love alone, enveloped in emotion

Colton Watson
Colton Watson

Would you believe I almost started to think the Holla Forums was a nice place to post? Do you understand now? That's why I needed Neko's mouth to set me free, by releasing the evil in my cock. He has freed me of these petty attachments, and I have to say it feels pretty good.

Grayson Brown
Grayson Brown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y10924MkAHQ
?

Matthew Ross
Matthew Ross

You are just adorable
I gotta go now

Juan King
Juan King

You on the left me on the right.

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

nop

Chase Parker
Chase Parker

I'll see you next time then.

Lucas Jackson
Lucas Jackson

Finally

Eli Smith
Eli Smith

you and me we're like yin and yang

Charles Davis
Charles Davis

You pull and I'll push.

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

What an existence.

Jonathan Jones
Jonathan Jones

thats love

Isaac Evans
Isaac Evans

:)

Eli Russell
Eli Russell

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

tp that meme is not phresh anymore

Daniel Evans
Daniel Evans

Makes me cry every time.

You're the one who wrote that!

Why are you linking me to a conversation I had with Tsuchi like 10 days ago?

Xavier Morris
Xavier Morris

meme

you beat your dog.

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

I like dog smell
If you cant smell a dog in your home
you live in a house not a home

Jeremiah Powell
Jeremiah Powell

Its my life and won't let you look down at it.

Landon Thomas
Landon Thomas

Bard give me a nini

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

Speak for yourself, my pitbull smells terrible if I don't wash her like once a week

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

That's just Tsuchi teasing me.
I even denied it in the post afterwards.

I just always figured that you were the one giving neko fellatio with your vampire teeth.

Benjamin Diaz
Benjamin Diaz

It was ironic.

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

sci can you stop fucking creeping on my null

we're trying to watch a movie and youre spamming him with messages

Gavin Mitchell
Gavin Mitchell

mhm. sure. Julie Baka beats her dog.

Nolan Wilson
Nolan Wilson

I'm going to bed.

Bard disappointed me

Smiles is gay

fuck you other two anons

Lincoln Nelson
Lincoln Nelson

Take care

Oy Vey

Eli Davis
Eli Davis

ni ni master san i am sorry i was on a trip to the corner store down the street
sweetest dreams <3

Caleb Moore
Caleb Moore

So on my trip down the street to the corner store I saw a creature crossing the road
I t looked like a squirrel
which I thoguht was really fucking weimrd
I never see squirrels ant night
Well it stuck on the road and as I caught up to it i noticed it was a fucking possuum
I could have ran it over with my bike
but i didnt want to be cruel

Joseph Walker
Joseph Walker

Is that a threat or promise?

Andrew Baker
Andrew Baker

iowa is weird

Lucas Powell
Lucas Powell

it's nice being able to leave my house at 4 a.m to walk travel a mile away to get munchies

James Hall
James Hall

I can walk to a corner store but it's like half a mile away, but I've walked it a bunch of times, that's short as hell for me.

I just wish I had more places to bike without feeling like I'm going to be shot, kidnapped, or raped by illegal imegrants.

Lincoln Brooks
Lincoln Brooks

tfw i can bike any where in town at 4 a.m and not have to worry about getting shot kidnapped or raped

Anthony Garcia
Anthony Garcia

This is why I'm moving to Oregon, Washington or Colorado when I've got my neetbucks saved up. I wanna go fucking bike somewhere for miles and miles.

Jeremiah Cooper
Jeremiah Cooper

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gmm2FmzYwY

Sebastian Morales
Sebastian Morales

Hello there user san~

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

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David Jenkins
David Jenkins

good job

Joshua Smith
Joshua Smith

Thanks fam

Landon Jackson
Landon Jackson

trying to give an user on /b/ my e-mail
4chan dies
welp

Josiah Moore
Josiah Moore

Wow, just fuck my shit up

Daniel Butler
Daniel Butler

anon sends me e-mail through other means of communication
ANON WAS X ALL ALONG

Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

Just as planned

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

The thread is dead. But the kicker is we have been dead for years.

William Ross
William Ross

I remain here physically
but I am dead inside

Jason Long
Jason Long

The void inside no one sees but they all feel.
The hole.
Of what was once "me". A relic.

Leo Campbell
Leo Campbell

ONE WHO DOESN'T CARE
IS ONE WHO SHOULDN'T BE
I'VE TRIED TO HIDE MYSELF FROM WHAT IS WRONG FOR ME

Kevin Jackson
Kevin Jackson

I can't sleep, so I'm doing homework.

Xavier Barnes
Xavier Barnes

THEY TRY
TO RELATE
BUT CANNOT
CONTEMPLATE
THE FUEL OF ME
THE HATE
THEY INSINUATE
AND INFLATE
BUT ALL I DO
IS CASTRATE AND
MUTATE

What kind of homework?

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

when the thread can't be slow without people starting to feel the press of nonbeing

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

I WANT TO FUCKING die!!

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

choke to death on deez nutz

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

Seven people arrested after Black Lives Matter stages protest on London City Airport runway, closing it to flights

Just fucking stop!!!!!!

Jaxon Howard
Jaxon Howard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSC0zQnLIWQ

Justin Young
Justin Young

Introduction to Literary Humor

It's an online course, so I'm basically just doing discussion boards and written assignments.
I just finished a chapter, did another discussion board based on a question that has nothing to do with the chapter, and then watched 7 minutes of Woody Allen before making a written submission based on what I watched.

Apparently there is also some sort of project description due this Friday, and I didn't even know we had a project. I emailed the teacher asking for an explanation of what this project is even supposed to be about - I can't find anything anywhere - hoping that the email will clarify it with enough time fore me to think of a project and then give him a description of it.

Zachary Moore
Zachary Moore

tfw 4chinz is broke
have to come here
howdy do sccootaloo

Gabriel Lee
Gabriel Lee

YOUR WEAPON IS GUILT
YOUR WEAPON IS GUILT
YOUR WEAPON IS GUILT

GUILT

Elijah Myers
Elijah Myers

wtf are they even protesting there

niggers are in england by choice lmfao

Nicholas Bailey
Nicholas Bailey

Homu♥
And that sounds so cool, literary humour? Woody is best funny jew....apparently, cant say I am aware of much of his work.
And an unknown project, urgh this sounds all too familiar, I am sure you will pull out some magiks though.
So what is the make up of the lessons, like what are you going to be learning in this course?

Sup chick, how goeseth?

Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

These people need to go home.

Obviously

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

black people protesting anywhere outside of america
WE

WUZ

ARESTED

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

aboriginals in aus could potentially have a good reason to protest

but they're fucking vermin so who gives a shit

Owen Reyes
Owen Reyes

HOW SINFUL

Nolan Taylor
Nolan Taylor

33 hours of being awake and I'm not letting myself sleep til noon, which is 9 hours away. doing it because I have a psych appointment tomorrow and want to just wake up and go.

not really that tired though.

Adrian Gutierrez
Adrian Gutierrez

Apparently they feel like they wanna be in on the drama.
Tbh there is/was some police/institutional racism, butshit I am sure its mostly resolved.
They just aggro over "stop and search" and shit.

They need to go home, have a cup of tea and just fucking be civilized.
If you want to be treat like people, act like an adult.

Joshua Wilson
Joshua Wilson

Tbh there is/was some police/institutional racism,
who cares

they literally voluntarily moved there knowing that was the case

because the nigger countries they were coming from are even fucking worse

Wyatt Bailey
Wyatt Bailey

We are supposed to learn about the history of comedy through reading, visuals, and discussion.
We are also supposed to be exposed to the strength of diversity of literally humor across all cultures.

There was a fucking trigger warning in my syllabus. After the trigger warning though the Teacher pretty much said fuck you to anyone offended though, so you win some you lose some.

It's horrible.

"civilized" is hard tho

Connor Gray
Connor Gray

Just keep yo brain active, go for walks and get fresh air
I dunno, hang with scoot because I am pure adrenaline bb grilll kek

Most black people here are like 3rd/4th generation. So like if anyone moved it was their great grandparents or grandparents.
But I am of the opinion that yeah, we are all equal BUT because we are all equal we have to ALL act like fucking grown ups if we want to be treat right.
That something for nothing attitude minorities have is abysmal

Liam Walker
Liam Walker

currently I'm running off of star trek next generation

Lincoln Roberts
Lincoln Roberts

I've made my peace that I'm going to hell by now myself
maybe I'll be lucky enough to wind up in some esegement of it that's not so bad you know

how do you feel on your future prospects?

Henry Perry
Henry Perry

trigger warning? Can you tell me what that ws? I suppose its needed nowadays, unfortunatley. Not everyone can handle the strong Dad jokes.
What do you hope to achieve out of this? It sounds cool. I wanted to do media in college, but had to choose between that or history.

civilized is hard

I know, and they want the shortcuts. It doesnt work that way. Like female emancipation took centuries of hard work.

Is that the one with the borg chick

Julian Price
Julian Price

it's the one with Data, Riker, and patrick stewart.

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

Picard #1

Jacob Fisher
Jacob Fisher

next gen is a hell of a good show and I heard that the first few seasons were supposed to be the worst.

Brayden Watson
Brayden Watson

breaksfast tiemu

kind of park and recs style, gets better with further series.

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

Well I'm a Christian that fully and faithfully loves and believes in my Lord, Jesus Christ. According to that I should be pretty much in the clear, but I wont know for sure until I get there. You know?

Eh, I try not to think about death so much and where I'm going after death.

A current threat to academic freedom in the classroom comes from a demand that teachers provide warnings in
advance if assigned material contains anything that might trigger difficult emotional responses for students. This
follows from earlier calls not to offend students’ sensibilities by introducing material that challenges their values and
beliefs. The specific call for “trigger warnings” began in the blogosphere as a caution about graphic descriptions of
rape on feminist sites, and has now migrated to university campuses in the form of requirements or proposals that
students be alerted to all manner of topics that some believe may deeply offend and even set off a post-traumatic
stress disorder (PTSD) response in some individuals.
The presumption that students need to be protected rather than challenged in a classroom is at once infantilizing
and anti-intellectual. It makes comfort a higher priority than intellectual engagement and…it singles out politically
controversial topics like sex, race, class, capitalism, and colonialism for attention. Indeed, if such topics are
associated with triggers, correctly or not, they are likely to be marginalized if not avoided altogether by faculty who
fear complaints for offending or discomforting some of their students. Although all faculty are affected by potential
charges of this kind, non-tenured and contingent faculty are particularly at risk. In this way the demand for trigger
warnings creates a repressive, “chilly climate” for critical thinking in the classroom.
Of course there may be instances in which a teacher judges it necessary. [However,] Some discomfort is inevitable
in classrooms if the goal is to expose students to new ideas, have them question beliefs they have taken for
granted, grapple with ethical problems they have never considered, and, more generally, expand their horizons so
as to become informed and responsible democratic citizens. Trigger warnings suggest that classrooms should offer
protection and comfort rather than an intellectually challenging education. They reduce students to vulnerable
victims rather than full participants in the intellectual process of education.

Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

That's the reall secret to a happy life right there

Dominic Perez
Dominic Perez

I dont feel like a bad person though

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

And cold leftovers for breakfast.

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

trigger warnings are a totalitarian control of academic freedom disguised as a coddling problem :))))))))))))

Kevin Watson
Kevin Watson

my triggers are sound, isolation, being surrounded, being alive, being

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

YWhy do ya say that?

Thomas Gonzalez
Thomas Gonzalez

We need more totalitarianism that makes radical leftists happy.

Sounds like your life is difficult.

I'm eating a cold piece of french toast with a cold hamburger patty that I didn't eat the other day.

Grayson Brooks
Grayson Brooks

iit is

Logan Garcia
Logan Garcia

leftists don't even like it when their ideology reaches its endgame

that's the funniest part

but they will tolerate it going to shit, silently hate it but tolerate it

Elijah Barnes
Elijah Barnes

Is that the best thing you've got going on in your life?

Cameron Jones
Cameron Jones

HAVING A POLITICAL AFFILIATION

Evan Harris
Evan Harris

You're unable to make plans independently of others?

That's because their goal isn't to raise everyone to a standard of excellence; it's to lower everyone to mediocrity so no one feels precluded.

Jose Peterson
Jose Peterson

im le edgy anarchist m8888

:))))

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

yeah my life is rekt

Blake Gutierrez
Blake Gutierrez

i just smoke big weade lmao

David Morales
David Morales

thats pretty cool mang

Jacob Myers
Jacob Myers

interact appropriately with the general public
use public transportation
How are you so much better at the latter, yet hardly functional in the former? That's kinda the reverse of the norm.

James Gray
James Gray

No, I have better. It's the best thing at this moment, outside of posting that is.

Elijah Fisher
Elijah Fisher

buses are small and if they're not full it's actually kinda relaxing riding on a bus. but if it's packed it's anxiety hour.

James Thomas
James Thomas

Been a long while with no breakfast
might take that advice
who knows it might make a ddifference

Easton Hughes
Easton Hughes

How do you see the general public if you don't mind my asking?

I have sever anxiety that kept me on medication for the longest of times, and it fed into my chronic depression. I managed to work through these over the course of years, but I just want to understand your angle.

Food and naps make me happy.
Make yourself into a burrito and snuggle against the pillow.

Brody Perry
Brody Perry

Finally fucking home

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

it's a hoard of potential aggressiveness and loud noise. if I have someone holding my hand I can go with them but generally I don't leave the house often for a reason.

Levi Garcia
Levi Garcia

haha now that you're home would you ring me up my dude

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

God. Damn. Triggers. This generation now have been too bloody sheltered in my opinion. When I was growinng up life didnt seem like such a minefield. Literally everything is a trigger. and everyone is getting triggered.
The unlegit shitters are making the legit ptsd vitims seem like idiots. Which is unfortunate.

No wonder eastwood said about generation pussy.

But the fact, as you say, student need to be rolled up in bubblewrap is ridiculous, how else do you form your world view without challenges

I dont think you get far in life if you cannot keep your cool under pressure

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

What do you mean?

Jayden Stewart
Jayden Stewart

For as long as I can remember in my life theres been a small feels like a zit or something small bump in the middle of my back but like it cant get popped or anything no matter how much i squeee it
itt is so annoying i wanna cut it out but that would be so painful

Daniel King
Daniel King

Also, ive made a frittata with brie and red onions and peppers and cherry tomatoes
nom

Hudson Phillips
Hudson Phillips

haha all those vegetables are gross

Jaxon Reyes
Jaxon Reyes

Luka please

Oliver Cox
Oliver Cox

Where the /borderline personality disorder/ here

Grayson Scott
Grayson Scott

there's a guy with borderline personality disorder right next to me in my room

he's making a picture by sticking post-it notes to the wall

Jack Lewis
Jack Lewis

yeeeep

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

/BPD/

Andrew Powell
Andrew Powell

My hearts and prayers go out to that dude

D O O T D O O T

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

axis II: borderline personality d/o

Ayden Gray
Ayden Gray

amy victorias only posting here because she got BTFO'd in /mtfg/ earlier today

Carson Powell
Carson Powell

no it's because 4chan is completely down right now

Ryan Hill
Ryan Hill

wtf is mtfg

Grayson Ross
Grayson Ross

link

Parker Martin
Parker Martin

boo

David Young
David Young

i just bought those post-it notes as well

i'm kind of annoyed

Elijah Myers
Elijah Myers

new

Jack Long
Jack Long

But, didnt he leave forever because he is a cuck?

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