All whites are racists, all men are misogynists, all cis people are transphobes...

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

all whites are racists, all men are misogynists, all cis people are transphobes, all americans are islamaphobic, and all colored people people of color are saints.

Jaxon Price
Jaxon Price

cupcake is on some new type of autism

shit, ain't nobody got time for that

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

Another link for you because nobody seemed to give a shit again.

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

Cupcake just wants to toss salads.

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

How

Oliver Foster
Oliver Foster

big beautiful black salads while my wife watches.

Zachary Turner
Zachary Turner

lenko
manlet

Jonathan Myers
Jonathan Myers

Oh man. Even Cupcake ignored Lenko.
Ice cold.

Jason Jackson
Jason Jackson

if you don't stick your tongue inside your black bull's asshole to help him cum deep inside your wife's womb you are literally a bigot of the highest order.

Ryan Cruz
Ryan Cruz

Guy's don't use the word asshole, it's triggering my wife's son.

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

kek

Jaxson Clark
Jaxson Clark

I swear that is one of Moogens fantasies.

Thomas Ross
Thomas Ross

Here's another 'cause you seem to need it today.

Ryan Wright
Ryan Wright

I hope you're speaking metaphorically.

Joshua Garcia
Joshua Garcia

the fact that I get to make these jokes and I know that it's inducing a desire to actually vomit in you in real life is pleasing me greatly.

Isaiah Campbell
Isaiah Campbell

all these (you)s

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

cupcake
irish
silence

Oh god its like the old dys.

Time to drink some wine

Bentley Ramirez
Bentley Ramirez

Spare one for Lenko?
He seems to really need them and I'm the only one giving him any.

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

this is the most self aware thing i've ever seen you post

Camden Anderson
Camden Anderson

dude you are like obsessed with lenko roflmao

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

Make it rain

Gavin Barnes
Gavin Barnes

I just want to be at least half of the man he is.

Cameron Walker
Cameron Walker

the best part is it'll trigger tsuchi even more

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

I am perturbed
That sounds like a good plan, I should go buy a drink

Henry Harris
Henry Harris

being attracted to anyone who isn't directly related to you
Y'all niggas need Jesus.

I don't know.

Brandon Lewis
Brandon Lewis

but you're twice the man he is before you even stand up

Jacob Rivera
Jacob Rivera

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!
Lets drink!
and cause anurismsmsmsmsmmsmsmsmsms becuse I cannot spel anuerism

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

Good, it sustains me

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

It's funny because he's a manlet.

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

It's from Test's Brian folder.
He made it.

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

did you just get paid today or something, you've used this like three times that I've seen.
I've been drinking since like 8am.

Nicholas Wood
Nicholas Wood

Now that you mention it, I did

Joseph Sanchez
Joseph Sanchez

buy me stuff LOL

Kayden Evans
Kayden Evans

Do you think if he's bullied enough he'll rage quit like Boo did?

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

that OP... so many generalizations

David Davis
David Davis

oh shit yeah now that you mention it I haven't seen that autist in forever.

William Morgan
William Morgan

i only like black women

Mason Anderson
Mason Anderson

That self aware thing Tsuchi posted.
It sounds kind of like Pokemon.

Connor Jenkins
Connor Jenkins

Been a while since I have, sounds like fun
That's really rude

Kevin Flores
Kevin Flores

this is so gay

i love it

Alexander Turner
Alexander Turner

Why should I invest in a cup?

Sell yourself

David Green
David Green

calling them that means you are literally all of those things.

Isaac Stewart
Isaac Stewart

who is domesticating you
you're been a kinder and less edgy tsuchi in recent days
WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED CUP

Dylan Powell
Dylan Powell

I'm just a rude dude

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

I think it had something to do with whatever happened IRL and me, Scoots, and Yan being mean to him.

He really has thin skin and a massive ego.

Leo Robinson
Leo Robinson

even more!

such wow

Nathan Long
Nathan Long

Once upon a time, there was a fair hunk of a mn.... His name was squash.
Squash was a lionman, half lion, half man. And he was of the homosexual persuasion.
WHICH is kind of okay for the story I am about to tell.
For in the fair land of Animusopia... There was only EVER same sex couplings.

to the story

Once upon a time, our fair protagonist, squash, went to the local corn field for work, because this is Iowa district and gods be fucked if there is anything other than corn to work.
Upon entering work, squash found the overseer.... Overseer Bebop....
Bebop
Oh lookie here, another quersmo come to use his GUNS for the field. Gee, I hope you have the LEAD to do this work.... and dont....er, yeah, just fucking do the work man!
Squash
Oh I am sorry msiter, I just want work.... so I can use m-muh strong arms -FLEX THE FUCKING BICEPS-

end of chapter one

Hunter Williams
Hunter Williams

Sell yourself
Don't have to tell him twice
Yeah you are, it's awful

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

because I can triple your investment in 13 hours.
this is bait
poor guy. he'll be better off trying to learn how to interact with people without being able to just ask for nudes right off the bat though.

Angel White
Angel White

he thinks I would charge for it

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

To think there was actually a time in threads were I could go a whole day without telling someone to kill themselves.
They were dark times.

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

+h

Liam Perez
Liam Perez

only black women

chug chug chug chug

Gavin Fisher
Gavin Fisher

you gotta wait till like the 3rd response to get cups nudes

Luke Green
Luke Green

My sides

What are you suggesting I invest IN, exactly?

Brandon Bennett
Brandon Bennett

Well if you're being offered money for it are you not going to take it?

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

there are more criteria than that you ass.

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

Knowing he trades them like toys is just repulsive.

Not already getting the vid

Isaiah Rodriguez
Isaiah Rodriguez

hell yes i love that jungle pussy dude

im like a colonial hunter up in this mother fucker

search and destroy
??

Zachary Long
Zachary Long

Hah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
No.

Alexander Watson
Alexander Watson

all whites are racists, all men are misogynists, all cis people are transphobes, all americans are islamaphobic

... and your point is... ?

William Moore
William Moore

invest in me buying shit I want to buy.
I guess I would. I'm not one to turn down free money.
yeah he's a disgusting human being.
I have to also like you.

Elijah White
Elijah White

shut up you damn dirty jap.

Jason Jones
Jason Jones

i knew you were a slut for money
nobody is just a slut to be a slut

yeah man god forbid you try to level with a motherfucker once in a while
who does that

Jacob Hughes
Jacob Hughes

you have to turn this into a competition again

even when ive dropped out

Kevin Jenkins
Kevin Jenkins

not wanting to lick his tiny Jp dick like a lolipop.

Caleb Walker
Caleb Walker

no returns on my investment

Noah Rivera
Noah Rivera

Free money is best money
That money would not be considered free to me though
Imma go buy a drink rip me

Samuel Moore
Samuel Moore

Wow, way to be a bully.

Dominic Hill
Dominic Hill

creates inflammatory OP
gets pissy when he gets a little flac for it

Kevin White
Kevin White

Losers, obvs.
We're 2kool4this.

Josiah Cooper
Josiah Cooper

chpter two

after a chastizing and bsic rundown of the job, sqush took his fucking strippy fucking emo shirt off... that flannel shit? yeah? he threw that shit to the ground, its fucking iowa and shit gets hot, and sticky. ANYHOW. Squash gets into the field....and what does he spot across from him?????
The most beautiful man he ever ssaw.

squash
meeeeeeeeowth he tight!!!!!
Squash is now wondering who this fantastic man is, he wants it....er, him. Pronouns.
The creature infront of him is a fine specimen.... 100% muscle, a great behemoth of a mbman, looks like a cage fighter..... a connor mcgregor lite...... standing at 4 foot 9.... who is this mystical creature?????
squash
Uhm, excuse me..... kster... its m-my first day and uhm, uwh, whats your name heh OvO''
little mountain man
Muh name is lenko, and you better back the fuck off, I am a gnarly dude!!!!!!!

End of chapter two

John Stewart
John Stewart

Please. Cupcake is essentially bending over for you as is.

Get OW and play with us.

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

it's post irony chill out

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

I am a slut to be a slut. money is nice though.
the return will be so much love, ducky. so much of it.
eeeeeh
a passive aggressive one at that
have fun with that.
fuck off you racist

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

y, I dont blame you, that black puss is pretty fucking legit

Sebastian Parker
Sebastian Parker

This is NOT American.

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

damn cracker...

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

Lenko
Gnarly dude

More like manlet.

The worst kind.

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

no and no
thank you im am glad to not be alone

Anthony Cox
Anthony Cox

Love doesn't have market value cup

Love doesnt pay the rent

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

I will simply get it for you and make you play out of obligation.

Asher Reed
Asher Reed

do I continue the story?

Y/N

I love me some of that black puss bro, but asians are my main tho
asians are gnarly... lol gnarly.

Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

okay but hear me out. hear me out on this. okay. okay listen ducky.

listen.

ducky.

listen ducky.

I want money though.

Easton Williams
Easton Williams

dont force that guilt on me
i am very racist towards asians

Logan Cruz
Logan Cruz

This ain't a charity cuppo, we all gotta work for our money

Angel Bennett
Angel Bennett

I'm sure we can check whatever Arizona craigslist and find Cupcake's personal ads already.

Nathan Myers
Nathan Myers

well fuck that shit then.

Jose Bell
Jose Bell

this maeks me saddoo

Christian Brooks
Christian Brooks

have you met drug addicts europeans or canadians

Alexander Wood
Alexander Wood

Obtain food for me and we might work out a deal

Jason Long
Jason Long

Only if I get to dominate Lenko.
I can't imagine his ego can take that kind of hit.

Play with us either way.

Nathaniel Nguyen
Nathaniel Nguyen

I want a succubus Aoba.

Luke Diaz
Luke Diaz

this could be arranged.

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

i would rather spend my money on other things

Oliver Davis
Oliver Davis

Just buy him the cheapest crate of ramen of Amazon.

Cameron Reyes
Cameron Reyes

+f

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

Well, I could get it for you for your B-day obligation free.

Parker Sanchez
Parker Sanchez

I'm sure i met a few drug addicts.

Thankfully no euros or canadians

Good, I'll have my lawyer write up the papers

Landon Wright
Landon Wright

tsuchi STAY OUT OF MY BUSINESS AFFAIRS
you have a lawyer? wow, tryhard much?

Joseph Fisher
Joseph Fisher

it'd be a bad b-day present

Kayden Green
Kayden Green

Nigga, I'm trying to help your broke ass in this negotiation.

Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

i am glad this new person who appeared shortly after boo left is getting along nicely

Jackson Howard
Jackson Howard

Chapter 3, cause, im a renegade

squash
I... I am sorry to st-startle you... but c-could you help me with my swinging technique... I am j-
Lenko the mighty
Now you listen here, dog, or what fucking ever, this isnt undertale... you wont genocide my asshole... just fucking get the corn..... you wont aMAIZE me easy....... *reps a hundered strwbales*

Squash is intimidated by this show of strength...... but also fascinated.....butt(hahahahahhahahaha)
He wants to be the plaything of this haught little mountain.... he finds the napoleon complex exciting....
squash
Ah/....... okay.... I will just..... *suddenly squashes dungarees begin to shift uncomfortably* O-oh no.... m-my magnum, dong... I th-thought!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

END OF CHAPTER 3

it could only end well

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

I am not broke.

Parker Jones
Parker Jones

being a casual
The deal will only change.
Pray I do not alter it anymore.

Joseph Gonzalez
Joseph Gonzalez

I'll just wait until the next time you're drunk and hit you up for money then.

Kevin Powell
Kevin Powell

As in it's physically broken.
From Mexicans.

Gabriel Jones
Gabriel Jones

well that is accurate at least.

Aiden Cruz
Aiden Cruz

I didn't, some lady was begging and tried really hard to get me to buy her a meal

Jackson Rodriguez
Jackson Rodriguez

who would that be

Ryder Martinez
Ryder Martinez

You won't genocide my asshole

I've gotten you enough good things to justify one bad thing.

Camden Kelly
Camden Kelly

Good choice!
You'll learn the "Art of the Dealâ„¢" soon enough.

I'll be back. I am going to obtain food and become truly blissful.

Juan Cruz
Juan Cruz

but a good thing in place of a bad thing? pfft

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

why didn't you you fucking misogynist? way to prove my op post right.
okay you have fun with that ducky.

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

Help.

Carson Diaz
Carson Diaz

I plan to spoil you guys this year for your bdays.

Logan Myers
Logan Myers

I can't buy shit for all the randos I meet. Plus I told her I could get her a bag of chips or something and she wasn't satisfied with that so I was like okay then you get nothing

Isaac Bell
Isaac Bell

Help how?

Ryan Moore
Ryan Moore

you did the right thing.

Nathaniel Wilson
Nathaniel Wilson

Still feels kind of bad
Which is what they were trying to achieve

Joseph Johnson
Joseph Johnson

chapter 4

well, when we last left off, squash ws fucking going super saiyan in hus deengeeruus. Shit is mad crazy. Anyway, so like lenko starts getting like mad uneasy, because he can see lion squash's junk just like getting bigger. And that shit is turning him on because he is a little bitch fuccboi acting all dominant and shit

lenko
STOP THIS!!!! I am n-not going to succumb to you..... its not like I w-want to be fucked infront of the workforce..... o////////o

squash
I c-cant help it, oh l-lenko-sama-chan, *rubs buddah belly as the magnum dong bursts free**

bebop
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!!!!! IT doesnt loook like breakfast..... or the latest edition of /k/ weekly.... I

JUST as bebop overseer cunt bag was about to chastize squuash, the whole workforce gathers around the unfolding drama.... There we have cupcake.... and like, someone calle moogen.... and some fucking nazi, i dont know his name.... and then there is fucking soto just chilling in the back like a guuat fuck.... why is he here???? oh yeah he is FUCKING gay as fuck. Scoot uisnt there as I hear he a totally straight dude fucking them asians. What a legend.
SO
SUDDENLY lenko undoes his pants and........

end if chpter 4

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

beggars deserve to be treated poorly anyway. it's their own fault for not having money.

Tyler Murphy
Tyler Murphy

unnecessary

John Powell
John Powell

I don't think there are many people that deserve to be treated poorly
But I think there are a lot of people worth being ignored

Jacob Bennett
Jacob Bennett

beggars deserve to be treated poorly anyway. it's their own fault for not having money.

William Lopez
William Lopez

Things are heating up.
@w@

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

What is this?

Jason Bennett
Jason Bennett

everyone deserves to be treated poorly.

Gavin Long
Gavin Long

your homoerotic fan fiction is absolute shit...

Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

Try and stop me.

Asher Rodriguez
Asher Rodriguez

I dont know

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

OwO

James Parker
James Parker

you can buy my hormones

Adrian James
Adrian James

Scoots is making a fan fic about me and my love bug Lenko.

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

just call it fifty shades of memes

Hudson Bennett
Hudson Bennett

No. I like sane George.

Going to spank to this later.

Kayden Perry
Kayden Perry

looks like shit, call it shit

its shit

Matthew Perez
Matthew Perez

you can continue to like whatever interpretation you want

Grayson Perry
Grayson Perry

What is going on, cups?

W-what?

Oh dear. Is it any good?

I expected a better name from you, Scoot.

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

Just because you enjoy that kind of thing doesn't mean others do

Joseph James
Joseph James

fifty shades of gaaaaay

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

I WILL BUY YOU THINGS AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

Oliver Long
Oliver Long

sup

Christian Sullivan
Christian Sullivan

about to play overwatch with test and your wannabe lover.
hush.

Elijah Nelson
Elijah Nelson

It is wonderful.

Colton Reyes
Colton Reyes

as long as they are what i want, sure

Charles Robinson
Charles Robinson

Yes, that is my name

David Walker
David Walker

Maybe.

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

Not much. Just doing laundry and some cleaning. You?

Overwatch is bad and you should feel bad....

Are you saving it?

Julian Myers
Julian Myers

sugoi

Ryan Morgan
Ryan Morgan

You know it~!

Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

Hey
Hey
Guess what?

I did

James Cox
James Cox

so is you constantly turning down poor squashems.

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

FUN IS A BUZZWORD YOU DID NOT HAVE FUN

Chase Hall
Chase Hall

for sure the whoremones
looking at stuffs. nothing really

Brody Sanchez
Brody Sanchez

What are anime physics

Adam Mitchell
Adam Mitchell

all americans are imperialists

Fixed it for you

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

Oh shit, you saw through my clever ruse.

What will I do now?

Also I never realized how much I don't hate solo Q overwatch

Joseph Allen
Joseph Allen

chapter 5

The crowd begins to throng... lol.... and they begin chanting.... like in unison, in rhythm.... OH ITS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT, OH NIIIIIIGHT OH YEA.... and its like
Workgroup holla
Fuck him fuck him fuck him

So like lenko is getting angrier and angrier at this poiint... and like lowering his trousers....
lenko beefmcmuscle
This doesnt mean I like you, faggot, I d-dont even wanna bottom, its becaus eI am a real boy.... i mean man

squash
Its okay.... c-can I.......JUST FUCKING ANNIHALATE DA PUSSY BOSS

The crowd goes wild, squash is becoming the lion
we were reLION on this hahahahaha lol the puns are my MANE source of luls at this point.....anyway, meekly and rather annoyed, lenko gets on all fours in the corn field..... overseer bebop is clearly not pleased, he wanted to buy a new tac rail for his glock.... and also rail him some of that luka pussy...... "pussy"

end of chapter 5

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

I have played over 200 hours of that so I hate it quite a lot.

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

All Spaniards are dirt poor.

Easton Morales
Easton Morales

Excellent!

.....

Should change that. Aren't there things to be done?

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

there are things i could do

but no not really

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

I can imagine. I've spent all of my hours so far in a group. Or at least with 1 other person at a time.

Still have yet to touch my comp placement matches.

Daniel Richardson
Daniel Richardson

the fact I am creatiing art for free is like a glorious thing for the community, bet you all love this smut

William Morgan
William Morgan

over 300 hours total now. everything sucks.

Carson Ortiz
Carson Ortiz

Are you shipping people again

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

Well so far I can either play support and get FREE PITY OF THE GAME or play Zarya because she's broken

Jason Gray
Jason Gray

the fact that youre creating smut, assuming anyone is enjoying it... and youre probably aroused by it sexualy says alot about you

Ethan Mitchell
Ethan Mitchell

He's just trying to cuck Squash.

Hunter Smith
Hunter Smith

Wanna fuq?

Kevin Hughes
Kevin Hughes

Hi my best friend

Luke Edwards
Luke Edwards

it'd be unwise.

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

That sounds like my ranked games
That is also not surprising

Jaxson Foster
Jaxson Foster

What am I helping with?

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

Maybe one day I'll play those placement matches

Brayden Perez
Brayden Perez

chapter 6

Squash begins to to get a grip of lenkos well defined hips, shit, this boy must squat like..... 9001kg a time.... shit good thing he never skips legday, he gonna need it....

squash
its okay, your rectum will rebound, it isnt like you are old like OLD MAN SAMA(lol get it because fucking sama so old boi)

lenko McStrongArms
Just do it already, you fucking sissy *wiggles provocatively* t-thats a war dance in s-some cultures.... bka!

And just like that, without needing another chant, squash, the little big lionman, thrusts his massive, enormous, superflous, superlative, laxative inducing cock member penis sausage at 88mph into lenkos tight little boy pussy.
I swear, you should have been there.... the contct... it made such a gitwrenching nboise.... lol gut wrench..... like its agay pun hhhhahahahahhahaa

end of chapter 6

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

99% of the things I do in my life are unwise. I am contemplating going for a ride right now and it is too fucking hot.

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

How dee doo
They're relatively painless if you're immune to pain

Grayson Cruz
Grayson Cruz

stay inside where it's safe and dark

Logan King
Logan King

w-wanna p-play video games s-someday

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

I stopped feeling long ago

Leo Flores
Leo Flores

this fanfic is making me question my sexuality

Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

Damn, its like I am actually there.... this shit is epic man

Matthew Edwards
Matthew Edwards

FOR YOUR IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINFORMATION

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

Not sure if 8ch died, or if post got eaten.

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

Ye, I am not super busy lately, as long as you catch me before I smoke
How are you not constantly playing dota then

Wyatt Reyes
Wyatt Reyes

You know what happens when a motor rusts so much it won't start, because the parts cant move?

That's why

The rust is real

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

rory mcilroy

Joseph Turner
Joseph Turner

kyle wont humor your desire for hormones

Nathan Russell
Nathan Russell

Scoot, how fucking high are you?

But how am I going to find a bitch inside?

Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

overrated

James Russell
James Russell

Same here, probably why I keep losing super hard
But meh

Angel Walker
Angel Walker

You're all fucking faggots.

Hunter Anderson
Hunter Anderson

Wait.
Is that really Scarlet?

Ayden Smith
Ayden Smith

I dont know anymore
lel

Tyler King
Tyler King

chapter 7

SNAKES SEVEN!!!! OR is that eleven???? snaek im a snaeky snaek.... speaking of snakes.... lenko just got his fucking lower intestines rammed harder than when Bane was on tha tplane.... but similar to that there will be NO SURVIVORS.
So, like squash just manages to fit his huge megaman style member inside lenko...... letting out a long whine, he smacks lenkos taught buttocks.... damn son, these trully are maximus glutes.... like son, fuck for real.

lenko McSteelStrong
H-haaaaaaah, nnnn ffels so goood.... n-not that you re a big guy..... f-f-f

someone in the crowd

FOR YOU! HAH! LELELELELELE /bane/

squash

f-fuck, this is s-some stronk boypussy, its sucking harder than Scoot at OW(ayyyyyy lmao I am bad at that game fam).

The crowd is getting really hot right now, this crazy sexy sex is causing everyone to like.... get the horn real bad. Fuck damn, sweaty corn sex.

end of chapter 7

Charles Wood
Charles Wood

about wine/10

Leo Rogers
Leo Rogers

SHOCK
SURPRISE

Jace Lewis
Jace Lewis

ESQUIRE

Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

what an achievement

Asher Martinez
Asher Martinez

No such thing!

...

Excellent!

Adrian Jenkins
Adrian Jenkins

He's long gone, he only wanted the link so he could call us faggots

Jason Murphy
Jason Murphy

There would be too many things to relearn to be a decent support again
Fuck that

Daniel Murphy
Daniel Murphy

he

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

the heart break fuels my art

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

what a privilege
i would say there are a lot of things that are

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

Oh.
It wasn't Scarlet.

Sorry for the false alarm, Scarlet.
Love you, babe.

Jayden Hernandez
Jayden Hernandez

Do you remember me this time?

Even in death I gave you life

Joshua Thompson
Joshua Thompson

We've talked like twice.

Ian Peterson
Ian Peterson

Why do you looks so sad?

Well, I mean, maybe dick is...

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

depends on the dick

Logan Harris
Logan Harris

I just want to play pudge only again
I just want to kill people
At least you can take something from it
A faggot has graced us with his presence to call us faggots, there is no greater honor

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

I really hope DT was just kidding when they REALLY wanted to super-franchise The Astonishing

I mean I could just play lich again
Doesnt require TOO many brain cells.

Jace Robinson
Jace Robinson

the more it's discussed the more the novelty gives way to disdain
i have the same kind of barbells

Sebastian Clark
Sebastian Clark

Show me?

Jonathan Gomez
Jonathan Gomez

Lich/Pudge offlane, les go

Lucas Torres
Lucas Torres

tfw no genjis at all

Nolan Nguyen
Nolan Nguyen

I'm actually very happy today.

Brayden Ward
Brayden Ward

piercings

Jose Rivera
Jose Rivera

chapter 8

The hateful eight is bait! so...... like..... lenko is getting rammed ral fucking hard, fuck, its like watching Beckham 123 or what ever that train movie was..... shit, this shit is getting nasty.... squash is thrusting into lenko like.....

squash

Uhn!!!! f-fuck! take you little fucking manlet cunt, a-ahn nnnnnn so tight!

lenko invincible-lifter

ah, d-daddy... I m-mean hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn dont stop..... i-im super strong you know........

And bebop the overseer is just like, downing a bottle of jack daniels because he cant fucking take this shit anymore, it isnt as if corn economy great about now, but hot damn, this some freaky shit.

squash

c-cum for daddy.... I, ah, your colon..... nnnnnn

Jesus christ, lenko is like, leaking tonnes man, is he trying to water the corn..... fuck, it isnt children of the corn, its children of the horn right now. Fucking nazi poster dude is slapping his bald head and fisting himself as we tell this tale

end of chpter 8

This is why I write, to attempt to put into words my pain, suffering...... no survivors.

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

We've tried this before

It worked like once

It's a high noon episode

Joseph Cook
Joseph Cook

maybe when i next shave my chest. i mean barbells dont come in a lot my flavors. mine are just implant grade steel so it's nothing flashy. most painful piercing ive gotten though

Colton Sanders
Colton Sanders

It always works perfectly because I get to play pudge

Jason Sanchez
Jason Sanchez

That is great! Things going well for you lately?

Faggot.

Yeah I don't think I would ever want a piercing through my nipple. I would be more interested in tattoos on my chest.

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

who is this temptress

Carson Collins
Carson Collins

Lich ain't fun unless we're balls deep in enemy territory. I need real thrills here

Andrew Harris
Andrew Harris

What other manfighting beast works well with lich

Angel Johnson
Angel Johnson

A beauty. Sadly I don't know who it is.

Parker Bell
Parker Bell

yeah the healing time isnt pretty either. though it's less of a pain than the cartilage in my ear in that regard

Luis Adams
Luis Adams

not pudge/kotl
you dont even cancer lane harder enough.

Colton Gutierrez
Colton Gutierrez

The problem being Irish really likes to play lich

Justin Perry
Justin Perry

I can't complain.

John Rogers
John Rogers

who is this silence fellow?

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

I'm an expensive thrill seeker
no bargain bin shit for me

I dont know anymore!

Evan Moore
Evan Moore

are you buying my fucking hormones or not

Colton Howard
Colton Howard

hattie watson
you are welcome

Luis Taylor
Luis Taylor

PICNIC

Jonathan Watson
Jonathan Watson

Just some random idiot, don't mind him

Jace Peterson
Jace Peterson

I'm sure it'll be fine
R-Right?

Juan James
Juan James

???

Lincoln Gonzalez
Lincoln Gonzalez

It'll all be fine as long as we believe in ourselves

Levi Mitchell
Levi Mitchell

I won't understand the want to get piercings, but I certainly do appreciate the look of some of them.

Oh we all could complain, my dear. But sometimes it is nice to acknowledge that things could be worse.

T-thanks.

Mason Perez
Mason Perez

Nu

Parker Evans
Parker Evans

Welp we're boned

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

Thats too suffering

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

it's a fun process for me
why not

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

Knowing you're here is enough.

reasons.

Wyatt Russell
Wyatt Russell

I figured that was known from the start
We'll be fine though even if we're boned
Impossible, there can never be enough suffering

Nolan Collins
Nolan Collins

chapter nine
Hey man nines was a pony poster, damn I love the old days. memes for days, anyway, we return to the action as squash's relentless assault, like reaper on meth is taking its toll on lenko

squash

Just FUCKING cum for daddy, a-ahhhhhh been trained to not cum so soon....b-by my mentor.....m-mentor in fuqqqqq (fucking lenko got his tongue out right now like a right degenrate) m-my mentor Booo.........hnnnnnnnnn

lenko is fucking rolling eyes like a pinball wizard......
Jesus, at this point the whole fucking corn workforce is fucking now, they want some of that hot fuck.... jesus, wild fire or what????

lenko the fucking strongest(thats a South african footbll team) McGinneley

Ah, d-daddy.... I am gonna..... hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn- squirt-nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

like bruh, this is some brutal anal fucking, how can a manlet expect to live after being magnum dong'd????

end of chapter 9

no problem dude, helping a fellow bro.

Luis King
Luis King

whatever

Zachary Phillips
Zachary Phillips

Through bones, unity

Luke Ortiz
Luke Ortiz

Randoming earth spirit

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

Damn, this "fictional" universe, I yearn for it. Fuck, I am becoming a victim of my own amazing creativity.

Jacob Kelly
Jacob Kelly

Did you actually want them?

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

hell yeah

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

Rip skeleton king
A man among men
I stand corrected

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

it will never be an arcana

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

You have what, like 9?

You think too highly of me...

Aaron Fisher
Aaron Fisher

12

Camden Powell
Camden Powell

sugoi

Asher Moore
Asher Moore

For my bearded brothers.

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

There will always be more suffering

Anthony Diaz
Anthony Diaz

chapter 10

Slmming inside lenko for like, a full 14 minutes and 5 seconds, squash's epic man dong, mua dong, muay thai, makes lenko cum really hard... like shit, its like putting the taps on full and a spoon being in the sink, its chaos.

lenko McBrave of the McBraves

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Squash

G-good girl, hnggggggg daddy is proud!!!!!!!! h-hahn, oh god.... hahn? im getting close.... t-tight pussy

lenko the FUCKING man
I-i m not a sissy...... I am a r-mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-real man............daddy..... f-fuck ME DADDY MAKE ME SQUEL!!!!!!!

Hot damn the locl news helicopter has showed up, fucking hell its gonna be free fap amterial on FOXXXES tonight..... kek furry news reference. Shit son

end of chapter 10

Wyatt Mitchell
Wyatt Mitchell

That is quite a bit of metal.

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

I hope you like this squash.
I hope this helps.
You and lenko are OTP.

Kayden Sullivan
Kayden Sullivan

i want to get more in my ears

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

You are all I think of.

Ryan Perry
Ryan Perry

kyle hates me now

Adrian Lee
Adrian Lee

Don't you have like 3 or 4 in each ear now?

I hope that isn't true though. I'm not worth that much time.

Parker Taylor
Parker Taylor

4

Gavin Russell
Gavin Russell

We shall never again see the boner king
Thumbs up
Dota is an infinite power source supplying suffering

Daniel Cruz
Daniel Cruz

So that is 8, then two nipples, and I assume 1 tongue?

Owen Cruz
Owen Cruz

just end my suffering

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

It runs on it, tbh.

Easton Cruz
Easton Cruz

and a septum yes sir

Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

I can't do that, there's too much suffering to go around
No wonder it's lasted so long

Cooper Hill
Cooper Hill

chapter 11

Is this the snake chapter?anyway. Squash cannot take anymore, jis resolve is breaking down. Like the walls. Wlls of jericho. Lol, biblical right...... kinda like SODOM huehuehue.
ANYWAY
Like, squash cannot take anymore, sweat glistening off of his semi-lion skin, mtting his fur, squash begins to shoot hot, viscous, soupy liquid inside of lenko's boipussah.

Squash

A-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahfffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccccccccccck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Squash is shaking like soto on booze withdrawal. smacking dat ass one more time. lenko is a good girl, good anuscumslutdumpstercunt

Lenko is smiling a wry smile now. He is the botch of the ball.... lol, fucking homoslut.
In the distance.... a lens flickers.... a radio crackles.... a dark presence lurks...

end of chapter 11

Well, folks, that is the end of this tale..... for now...... upvote if you want more Scootrotica in future!!!!!

FIN

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

Pass it onto the poor or something

Grayson Walker
Grayson Walker

When are you getting a genital piercing?

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

I think they might have enough of that as it is
Oh god why do I not have an image with head pats yet, those are adorable

Jordan Brooks
Jordan Brooks

Damn. The art is over. Brb crying and drinking heavier.

William Cox
William Cox

it's not high on my to do list.

Aaron Kelly
Aaron Kelly

Failure.

Oliver King
Oliver King

*shrug*

Lincoln Lewis
Lincoln Lewis

-pets-

Levi Wright
Levi Wright

Accept it! ACCEPT IT!

Michael Reyes
Michael Reyes

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
All head patting is adorable and should be involved in as many shows as possible
Amen

Christopher King
Christopher King

accept what exactly

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

-petpet-

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

Like, I wonder if moogs watched true blood, and ,like fucking ahmmered some faps to tara

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

W-well. That thing. You know, the thing, about the stuff.

Ryder Kelly
Ryder Kelly

ive never seen true blood
too vague to know

tell me on steam or something

Ryan Hall
Ryan Hall

Is not for me though, I am not cute and should therefore not be on the receiving end of head pats

Chase Diaz
Chase Diaz

hot damn they got some o that black gold yo

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

I was gonna post something lewd but that'd be in poor taste and my game started

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

Is Moogs ever going to get a prince albert?

Joseph Baker
Joseph Baker

Thank you game, for starting

Bentley Harris
Bentley Harris

I honestly didn't really have an idea of where I was going with that. Anyway, I gotta go do...stuff...

I'll be back later.

Samuel Mitchell
Samuel Mitchell

cya

Carter Murphy
Carter Murphy

I might have another, but cba

Gabriel Barnes
Gabriel Barnes

K-on is acceptable regardless

Austin Jenkins
Austin Jenkins

are these really aaaaaaaaa thing aaaat american partied?

these red cups?

Camden Green
Camden Green

parties*

Evan Sanders
Evan Sanders

Yup, cheap disposable plastic cups

Jose Wilson
Jose Wilson

hot damn, we always thought it was a myth

Chase James
Chase James

Hanzo, Mei, and tournament meta
These fucks know no chill

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

They're good for beer pong

Caleb Lewis
Caleb Lewis

good point, a pretty good game.
aint nothing on ring of fire

William Walker
William Walker

What's ring of fire?

Jaxon Jackson
Jaxon Jackson

essentailly this
but rules can be custom

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_(game)

Justin Gonzalez
Justin Gonzalez

Oh, that looks pretty fun

Henry Wright
Henry Wright

New thread

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

its great when there is a few people, shit gets lairy quickly.

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