Some of you guys are alright

Easton Scott
Easton Scott

Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Holla Forums tomorrow if you're on the internet.

happening thread will be posted tomorrow morning

so long weeb robots

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_spanking
Matthew Nguyen
Matthew Nguyen

the only weapons ikt can even own in the Netherlands are wooden shoes

Noah Brown
Noah Brown

My naturally high voice is only accentuated by phones

I could legit pass as a girl by just releasing vocaroos tbh

They do, I'm sure

Jordan Taylor
Jordan Taylor

Weeb lives matter

Matthew King
Matthew King

Yes, your voice inspired me that one night <3

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

Sing me a song.

Nolan Howard
Nolan Howard

Yeah, doesn't hurt to ask though

Cameron Richardson
Cameron Richardson

I play dota too and overwatch as well hit me up

http://steamcommunity.com/id/spooooooooooooookyy

weedlord560

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

Well it could end up hurting a lot if you think about it
Will do

Nathan Flores
Nathan Flores

I'm sure there's some sort of science behind it regarding audio compression but it's kind of weird since my grandparents still have issues realizing it's me if I'm the one calling them.

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

No more gay.

John Ward
John Ward

calling your g-parents

Gavin Sullivan
Gavin Sullivan

Well good.

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

Hi, Mandy~!

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

Not if you just do it right.

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

Who's saying I would?

Andrew Clark
Andrew Clark

This means were best friends !

Gabriel Flores
Gabriel Flores

Hello, brightlord. How goes your day?

Daniel Taylor
Daniel Taylor

That was easier than expected

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

Hi, Squash~

Luis Harris
Luis Harris

Very well.
My lay for the night canceled though.

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

Me, clearly

Aaron White
Aaron White

I call them to sporadically since I'm not a horrible person and occasionally take them to doctors' appointments.

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

Cute.

Ayden Robinson
Ayden Robinson

Hi Elma~

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

OMG YOU TILDED ME AND EVERYTHING!??!

Samuel Jenkins
Samuel Jenkins

So will our dota games

Colton Bell
Colton Bell

I-I mean.. Hi~

Evan Perez
Evan Perez

Your lay for the night, eh?

Joseph Anderson
Joseph Anderson

What mmr are you?

Jack Nguyen
Jack Nguyen

Yes?

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

I think that's just called common courtesy.

The dog's owner had plans and couldn't bring him by to Squash.

Levi Robinson
Levi Robinson

I was hoping to have some fun, but I guess not.
I am pent up and need one good night of relentless fucking.

Landon Hughes
Landon Hughes

you first

Kayden Morales
Kayden Morales

Well that is a shame. Got any other plans?

Jacob Martinez
Jacob Martinez

I don't think a ferret with a dildo is enough to please him.

Isaac Moore
Isaac Moore

I think I was at about 3900 or something, and I'm probably worse than that now since I've not been playing much at all

Logan Martin
Logan Martin

Iunno. I never really had a relationship with any of my grandparents and they're all pretty much dying out now.

Jaxon Cox
Jaxon Cox

Two of the four are already dead and the other two are probably going to be dead soon.
It doesn't really cost much effort to just speak with them or do an errand occasionally.

It's like the minimal amount of effort to not be a shitty person.

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

Not unless you care to fill them.

Andrew Lopez
Andrew Lopez

play dota wif me

Hudson Butler
Hudson Butler

I'd probably be down some time

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

Don't do it.
He's truly awful.

Isaac Phillips
Isaac Phillips

I was 3.3k then I threw and tilted !

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

I couldn't possibly help if I wanted to. I don't know where 2/3 remaining gparents live let alone their phone numbers and the other one is a state away so helping with errands or hospital trips are an impossibility.

It's not like anyone helps me with my bullshit and I'm assuming they sleep fine at night *shrugs*

Oliver James
Oliver James

I don't think that I can though.

Miss Cakes.

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

A lot of my friends are to be fair
I started 3900, went up a bit, then down a bit, then never played ranked again

Michael Young
Michael Young

I don't play too seriously I hope you're ok with that

Nicholas Hill
Nicholas Hill

It's ok. I ask you to do too much.

Carson Young
Carson Young

It's not about "fixing" or "helping" anything. It's more about just calling to let them know they mattered at all. Old family members know they're old and that they're dying. They don't want hollow promises nor do they really want perpetual nostalgia about time with them. All they really want is the smallest amount of time to know they somehow mattered to their family and that's like a few minute phone call once in a blue moon.

Ryan Hill
Ryan Hill

miss mandy.

Matthew Wood
Matthew Wood

game

Ethan Cooper
Ethan Cooper

That's fine, I'm happy as long as I have the opportunity to kill enemies

Jose Myers
Jose Myers

told ya I'd get plat tho

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

Oh hush, no you don't.

My Cakes?

Cameron Phillips
Cameron Phillips

nice. good job, jack.

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

I belong to everyone, mandy. the world's way of saying "fuck you, everyone else"

Jose Butler
Jose Butler

Mandy, you spoil me.
I hope you know that.

Daniel Turner
Daniel Turner

I'll fuck it up to gold anyway but at least I had it
thx

Jose Martinez
Jose Martinez

Jack spends a lot of time being a cum dumpster heal slut

Cooper Roberts
Cooper Roberts

Sugoi sugoi
I'm not on though !

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

They don't pick supports, the pricks
I'm forced

Ian Hall
Ian Hall

nah man, you can't fail out of your rank unless you are master or grandmaster. you'll be plat for the rest of the season even if you lose literally every match from now on.

Wyatt Miller
Wyatt Miller

test

Parker Morgan
Parker Morgan

Jack is forced to be a heal slut

Evan Bennett
Evan Bennett

lucky bastard

Jacob Peterson
Jacob Peterson

Forgive me, that was supposed to be Mr cakes? Not sure your gender, actually. But I will accept you being mine, sweatie.

Oh I do no such thing, my love, though you would deserve it.

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

I am a male, but do not really care what gender I am addressed by, especially not by people over the internet. you aren't the only person to call me "miss" and it never bothers me.

I think squash would be upset if you were to try and claim me before him.

Leo Green
Leo Green

Oh hush, you~!
Keep talking that way and I might be under your thumb.

Carson Gomez
Carson Gomez

Mandy can have who ever makes him happy.
As long as he's happy.

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

That came out a bit too gay.

Brody Foster
Brody Foster

you are adorable.

Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall

Oh I thought you lose ranks too
Thats cool then

Exactly.

Adam Brooks
Adam Brooks

C U C K
U
C
K

Anthony Murphy
Anthony Murphy

nop. you're going to be able to brag about hitting plat forever. it would be cool to hit that, but I don't think our current gameplan of losing 70% of matches is going to get us there.

but we sure have fun, gosh darn it.

Brayden Myers
Brayden Myers

I hope Smiles spanks you like the little shit you are.

Gabriel Ortiz
Gabriel Ortiz

But I am just an idea, really. Hopefully, the embodiment of kindness and love. And drunkenenss at times.

I don't think being under my thumb is your goal...

Cooper Nelson
Cooper Nelson

cupcake ill help you win ^^

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

There's no way that's a real fetish.

Noah Richardson
Noah Richardson

I simply strive for your attention and affection.
Simply to have that sets my heart aglow.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_spanking

Landon Rivera
Landon Rivera

L O L
O
L

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

I'm sure you will.
well you're doing a super job, sport.
are you kidding? it absolutely is. I've said multiple times it's one of my all time favorites.

Angel Nelson
Angel Nelson

I refuse to believe this is real.

Matthew Rogers
Matthew Rogers

I don't want to lose what already little faith I have in humanity.

Christian Kelly
Christian Kelly

hey squash.

guess what.

mandy and I live super close to each other.

Brandon Cook
Brandon Cook

once my ex dislocated his shoulder trying to spank me hard enough. it still wasn't hard enough

Jordan Peterson
Jordan Peterson

You would never have to strive for what you have, dear.

Hopefully it doesn't end badly again though.

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

he could bike over right now and be here in less than an hour.
I'd love to offer some words of encouragement, but as nearly everything ends poorly for me, I can't really speak from experience.

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

I hope the next time somehow ends with your disc completely rupturing and you left as a soulless husk who cannot even feel anything in his lower body.

Jaxon Clark
Jaxon Clark

Last time I was worried about hitting plat in something,
the game had the worst fucking netcode ever and because my ping was higher than every other PVPer, and kept getting matched with parries, which meant I got fucked by latency every match I was given.

I almost had a stress induced breakdown one day it was so bad.

Christopher Cruz
Christopher Cruz

okie dokie.

Asher Torres
Asher Torres

I simply strive for your attention and affection.
Simply to have that sets my heart aglow.

Nice poetry fag.

Easton Wilson
Easton Wilson

ProbablAnd y more like 30 minutes. A bike can get into some tight spaces.

And I know how that goes far too well...

Justin Torres
Justin Torres

Part of me gets really worried that if you see me being mean to people then you'll get angry with me so I try to be on my best behavior when you're around.

Mmmmmmm....

Please.

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

sucks to suck doesn't it

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

so what movie should I get ready to go?
don't worry, I'll be gentle with him.

Jaxon Sullivan
Jaxon Sullivan

I am not sure why I feel so nervous about this.

Carson Green
Carson Green

Lenko can tell you all about it.

Parker Thomas
Parker Thomas

s a v a g e

Jack Rivera
Jack Rivera

With the flow of recent posts and the next two reactions I can tell it was that loser kyle who said something.

lmao

David Turner
David Turner

Lenko, tell me all about it.

Jacob Miller
Jacob Miller

Still pretending to fake filter me

Oh, Ollie.

Tyler Morris
Tyler Morris

HE HAS HIM FILTERED

Jaxon Robinson
Jaxon Robinson

Nobody can be nice to everybody. Just yesterday I was being quite mean to a fellow employee. We both moved up to the same position at the same time, but I've been in the company longer. It was by choice not to move up sooner, by the way. Anyway, I was giving him a ton of shit yesterday because of the little things he screwed up. It was great. Another older guy was joining in, calling him Peter Griffin. Good times.

Maybe a sappy romance movie? I love PS I love you...

Why would you feel nervous about a good love making session?

Camden James
Camden James

Maybe not.
With a nose like his I'm sure he can smell me a mile away.

Liam Bell
Liam Bell

Well you see there is this really lanky gfur poster that has no life or stable home and he's quite jealous of me. That or he has nothing better to do and I will assume the latter.

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

You're a card.
And jealousy?

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

I just want to point out.

Filtering doesn't hide names.
It only hides the post body.

So if he'd actually filtered you, he'd still see your name.

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

That's it?

Noah Ross
Noah Ross

I'll take lanky to vertically stunted.

Ethan Moore
Ethan Moore

romance movies are alright I guess. I like me some comedy. perhaps we could meet in the middle with a rom com. snuggle up and watch it together on my wonderful couch.
haha
detective rin on the case.

Logan Bell
Logan Bell

I'd rather not dwell on something that does not even need my attention. Sup with you?

Carson Wilson
Carson Wilson

I'm a card?

And what is jealousy?

Sounds good to me! I am actually watching The Dark Knight. That is like a romantic comedy, right?

Robert Fisher
Robert Fisher

It's not even a hard test to do.

It's literally how I've known every "filter" to go down in threads has been utter bullshit.

Tyler Johnson
Tyler Johnson

How tall are you, Lenko?

Chase Perry
Chase Perry

Cups proximity to you.

Zachary Reyes
Zachary Reyes

the most hilariously romantic movie of all time, really.
that's it. I'm filtering you.

Joshua Rivera
Joshua Rivera

5'9.5 ish

Luis Morgan
Luis Morgan

Not a whole lot. I think I may have accidentally gone full time today.

Cooper Cox
Cooper Cox

Now ask him how long his nose is.

Oliver Gray
Oliver Gray

OH, you were calling Squash short?

I'm confused.

Nathaniel Edwards
Nathaniel Edwards

Oh no.
However will you know when I talk about you, or respond sarcastically to your posts that I very clearly have the courage to link if you cannot see my name through your filters?

Jonathan Martin
Jonathan Martin

I hope Lenko hits me with another zinger.
Gets me hard.

William Bailey
William Bailey

What do you mean?
And no "lanky" does not refer to height.

Julian Reyes
Julian Reyes

can't even see your post lol cuz you're so filtered.

Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

I cannot see Cupcake's post because I filtered him.

Carter Gonzalez
Carter Gonzalez

But I can't help that!

I want to be Ledger's Joker for halloween....

Jace Russell
Jace Russell

Y-you're a stupid face!
And I bet you're fat!

D-do you even have a p-p-p-p-pe-

Y-you're a stupid face!
And I bet you're fat!

D-do you even have a p-p-p-p-pe-

Christopher Campbell
Christopher Campbell

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

James Phillips
James Phillips

He use to come into calls and announce he filtered the furies.
Like, had to make a huge point of it.

Luis Baker
Luis Baker

Posts that I'm filtered after I talk about it
HA!

I'll be as fat as you want me to be.

James Lee
James Lee

he wants to show of post hiding

he doesn't just have every poster ever filtered 24/7.

Easton Flores
Easton Flores

the furies

Daniel Reyes
Daniel Reyes

We've all come to accept Squash's atrocious English.

Xavier Ward
Xavier Ward

Me and Luke in calls.

Xavier White
Xavier White

Nigga I missed one letter.

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

what year did the dark knight come out again? that year just called and said it wants literally everyone's halloween costume idea from that year back.
this actually kind of hurt my feelings.
HOW WILL THEY KNOW YOU ARE IGNORING THEM IF YOU DON'T LOUDLY ANNOUNCE IT YOU FAGGOT

FILTERED

Eli Hall
Eli Hall

hop on discord

Luke Fisher
Luke Fisher

His ego is so delicate.
We need to know how manly he is.

Thomas Allen
Thomas Allen

"so I can tell you about how I'm filtering squash"

Josiah Brown
Josiah Brown

Careful, Bebo.
Before he filters you.

Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

#masculinitysofragile

#toxicmasculinity

Caleb James
Caleb James

YOUR SPELLING USED TO BE CALLED OUT ALMOST EVERY POST AND NOW IT'S JUST BEING A DEAD HORSE.

Jaxson Butler
Jaxson Butler

He's adorable.
Like a little manlet of hate.

Grayson Johnson
Grayson Johnson

how'd you know

Henry Torres
Henry Torres

being

Nathan Green
Nathan Green

BEING
FUCK. IT'S CONTAGIOUS.

Luke Phillips
Luke Phillips

What? Are you telling me I can't do that?!? I refuse to do the new fucker's Joker! Don't make me go old school comic book Joker!

James Peterson
James Peterson

Move closer to me.

Angel Campbell
Angel Campbell

Stop being fucking retarded.

Jaxson Ward
Jaxson Ward

lucky guess
you're adorable. you and mandy.
well it's been long enough it would actually be quite an original idea. no one would be doing it especially with the new joker for every 15 year old to dress as.

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

get out of my head cupcake you fucking nigger

Chase Gonzalez
Chase Gonzalez

You should spank him for his mistake.

*Twiddles thumbs*

Asher Barnes
Asher Barnes

filtering people

in a few

Jason Thompson
Jason Thompson

Hey, is BambooTank a poster named BambooTank?

Aaron Morgan
Aaron Morgan

no. it's very comfy here.

Jose Gray
Jose Gray

LoL one character and you have to filter me again.

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

they're both so dumb. that's how you know they're just right for each other.

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

You're right, I went too far, I'm sorry.

Elijah Lopez
Elijah Lopez

Manlet thread.

Leo Roberts
Leo Roberts

This is Sci tier.
You're better than this.

Caleb Hall
Caleb Hall

Today I was feeling mega dysphoric today so I did a bunch of stuff to feel better and ended up just walking around and going to get Chinese and the corner store and stuff as girly Elma which was phenomenal and I didn't get murdered or anything so Iunno. I definitely broke down some walls that were holding me back from keeping it like this permanently. Definitely helps that my dad's been cool and doesn't like hate me or anything too. That was a huge mental block to hurdle over so I think I'm like good to go now.

#blog

Alexander Rogers
Alexander Rogers

Also,
Filter by IDs

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

you are forgiven. but it still stings.

Robert Robinson
Robert Robinson

Maybe I should proxy so he has to filter that.

Isaac Hall
Isaac Hall

That was just because I didn't see him posting to see the "tank" part of his name. People were just referring to him as Bamboo.

Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

But I can't move....

I honestly haven't decided which. But my face and everything would lend itself more to Ledger's joker. I don't have that long, narrow face for the comic book.

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

Oh please. I lack the dedication.
I can go maybe a thread at most before I get bored.

Aaron Cook
Aaron Cook

You could move in with me once I get my own place.

Xavier Hall
Xavier Hall

Thank God women are retarded.

Ethan Cooper
Ethan Cooper

I know this is like, "everyone's" opinion, but ledger was very much my favorite live action joker.

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

This is only per thread. At least if they keep using the same name or just keep adding letters you can kill it all off forever with one filter

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

Well, fuck.
It's like you want me to kiss it better.
And by kiss, I mean suck.
And by it, I mean your dick.

Robert Cruz
Robert Cruz

But my job....

He got into character very well. Nicholson's Joker never felt right to me.

Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

At least wait until Tokai passes out drunk again.

Cooper Williams
Cooper Williams

You can work with me at the factory in town.
11.50 an hour.

Jace Torres
Jace Torres

Slightly less retarded than you.

Kayden Hughes
Kayden Hughes

this escalated very quickly from the hug I was trying to bait out.
I need to rewatch that one. it's been ages since I've seen the tim burton batman.

Julian Bennett
Julian Bennett

anyone else just wanna fuck a goat

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

setting the bar high as always, eh, smiles?

Jordan Williams
Jordan Williams

Goats you say?

Jaxson Bennett
Jaxson Bennett

You really set the bar high there.

Zachary Foster
Zachary Foster

Oh god damn it.

Jonathan Wright
Jonathan Wright

Tokai went to sleep a while ago.

Oh, hug.

I don't think I have any hug images offhand, how about headpats?

Charles Gonzalez
Charles Gonzalez

But I make 16.60 an hour.....with tons of overtime.

Yeah I was actually thinking the same thing awhile ago. Might do that sometime.

Cameron King
Cameron King

I honestly ship Smiles and Gilligan so hard.
I hope it works out and they have little babies and they post here so 'ol uncle Squash can tell them the tales of yore.

Grayson Young
Grayson Young

:3

James Phillips
James Phillips

But do you get backrubs?
I can give you those.

Justin Morales
Justin Morales

that would suffice, I suppose.

John Cook
John Cook

Well I know good and well that I'm the one settling in this relationship.

Try not copying Cuppers for your retorts.

Xavier Williams
Xavier Williams

see

Andrew Ortiz
Andrew Ortiz

let's watch it together at my place while we tell squash about how we keep inching closer and closer to each other.

Jordan Jenkins
Jordan Jenkins

love you too.
oh smiles, you're both kind of settling.

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

Try not sucking literally any dick you come across.

Elijah Long
Elijah Long

teehee

Sebastian Mitchell
Sebastian Mitchell

Having a good day?

Owen Rivera
Owen Rivera

it has been decidedly bleh. like almost every day for me. I like bleh a lot more than the other option.

Daniel Foster
Daniel Foster

Mandy make him stop.
He's teasing me.

Owen Torres
Owen Torres

I haven't had a backrub in ages...

Sure, I will head over here in a minute. Mind if we shower first though?

Charles Ramirez
Charles Ramirez

of course. mine is big enough for two people, I've tested that many times already.

Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

Don't you start with me, Cuppers. I'm being objective.

I think you're projecting a bit.

Hudson Thomas
Hudson Thomas

Could be a reason for that.
Do you have anything planned this weekend?

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

yeah man goat bois get me off real good

Hudson Martin
Hudson Martin

Ian

Jack Wright
Jack Wright

so am I. he's settling because you are a woman, you're settling because of literally everything else.

Angel Young
Angel Young

CUPCAKE

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

But...but...

Shame. I was hoping for more...close quarters.

I'm sorry, my love. I am cruel at times.

Lincoln Perez
Lincoln Perez

I'll literally never be able to measure up to a man.

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

the reason is because my life is shit.
no, not really. just drinking and threading and watching netflix.

how are you doing?
yes? oh. you people are so fucking needy.

Austin Ross
Austin Ross

gotta get that penis.
it's tsuchi's favorite.
well it's not like it's a palace shower or anything. it would be a snug fit.

Jason James
Jason James

It's fine.
I shouldn't be jealous like this.

You two have fun. I am not sure why I am getting this in a tizzy.

Dominic Sanders
Dominic Sanders

Oh, I'll show you a snug fit...

Don't worry, bright lord. I'm not going to his place tonight. I just like teasing you a bit.

Mason Powell
Mason Powell

Fine, a bit bored. I just wanted to drop in and see how you were doing. I went for a beer, spoke Chinese to some guy and watched a movie. Wondering if I should play World of Warplanes with Test-kun.

Leo Nelson
Leo Nelson

Hello !? Someone !? I wanna play video games !

Joseph Brown
Joseph Brown

Sorry. It's not often I actually feel like this.
I shouldn't.
You two should hang sometime.

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

oh my.
sounds like a pretty fun day. I think we're going to be watching a movie here, actually.

Camden Reyes
Camden Reyes

smiles

Christian Mitchell
Christian Mitchell

I was going to watch a movie with Cup and Squash.

Nolan Lee
Nolan Lee

What movie?

Jason Young
Jason Young

....i don't actually have the game.

Brody Morris
Brody Morris

Shush, you are fine. Don't worry about it.

Jaxon Carter
Jaxon Carter

"oh brother where art thou?"
lewd.

Brody Roberts
Brody Roberts

I'll find someone for tsuchi to enjoy.

Oh shit, Irish long time no see.

Austin Sullivan
Austin Sullivan

What's good~?

Charles Allen
Charles Allen

you're too good to him.

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

Just find a good trap so he can deny his homosexuality.

Charles Martin
Charles Martin

It's free.

Also I think more people play War Thunder anyway.

Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

Made you smirk.

Nathaniel Phillips
Nathaniel Phillips

Not my cup of tea.
i'll this time.

Brody Rivera
Brody Rivera

New phone, who dis?

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

you did indeed.
alright, perhaps the next time, if this becomes a common thing.

Adrian Garcia
Adrian Garcia

it's rin.

Wyatt Wright
Wyatt Wright

It doesn't model the planes accurately. Thus, as a true plane connoisseur I cannot play either games.

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

Yeah, but that's probably just because World of Warplanes is too arcade.

Oh back to the tildes~~~~
Well I've been working towards improving my personal life. Also a ton of community service. What about yourself?

I try. What sort of person would I be if I wasn't.

Brilliant.

Oliver Ross
Oliver Ross

Did you watch the Lobster?
I think you may enjoy it.

Daniel Cooper
Daniel Cooper

No image

Owen Clark
Owen Clark

never even heard of it.
I dunno. what kind of person would you be, smiles?

Charles Brooks
Charles Brooks

It's like an autistic zoo, but for apple fans.

So an autistic zoo. :^)

Ryan Martin
Ryan Martin

think Isle of Dr.Monroe for singles.

Brayden Jackson
Brayden Jackson

Imagine if Alice, or MGD were birds? :^)

Jonathan Collins
Jonathan Collins

very clever
rin on fireee

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

~TILDES ALL DAY ERRYDAY~

I've been alright. Just been at the grind with work, watching everyone freaking out from muh hurricanes.

Basically spent the past two days drinking and playing vidya gaymes.

Living the dream~

Joseph Wood
Joseph Wood

I haven't seen that either.

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

if you were inevitably turned into an animal; what animal would it be?

Luis James
Luis James

probably a cat. housecat.

Anthony Nguyen
Anthony Nguyen

Don't be a Chinese house cat~

Charles Myers
Charles Myers

A sad lonely Smiles.

Oh sounds great! You haven't lost power or anything obviously, so it might as well be days off.

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

N-nyaawn

John Cook
John Cook

I would never do something so horrible.
I'm sure you'd find a way to carry on.

Jordan Morris
Jordan Morris

I'm shocked my power hasn't gone out literally at all. I live on the shittiest powergrid in the city lmao

So what kinda community shenanigans were you up to?

Levi Wood
Levi Wood

The amount of self-loathing that you're extruding is going to consume you until you reinvent yourself into a stepford wife. It's like watching one of those surreal movies about someone having a existential crisis.

Caleb Gutierrez
Caleb Gutierrez

中国猫猫~

Henry King
Henry King

why do people insist on doing this? I'm not looking it up!

Brody Brooks
Brody Brooks

you guys have a good night

Evan Long
Evan Long

rip bamboo

Matthew Robinson
Matthew Robinson

hey bambltnmk have you seen a guy named bambootank around?

goodnight.

Zachary Rodriguez
Zachary Rodriguez

Mandarin isn't all that hard.
It's like English without future/past or present tense~

Cameron Evans
Cameron Evans

everything that takes effort is too hard for me.

Luis Lee
Luis Lee

Wo bu hui shuo zhong guo hua.

Gavin Gonzalez
Gavin Gonzalez

At first I was afraid, I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong

Same old same old.
You know me, I'm like a fly on the wall.

Who are you talking to?

Daniel Harris
Daniel Harris

you're pretty cute sometimes.

Owen Cook
Owen Cook

Watch out for stray flyswatters~

Aiden Gutierrez
Aiden Gutierrez

Oh please~
no tones
我会一点儿说中文。

Adrian Clark
Adrian Clark

that wasn't really a joke.

William Hughes
William Hughes

Am I not allowed to be cryptic?
Certainly a sad day when you deny someone their crypticness.

Isaac Campbell
Isaac Campbell

Fuck, I don't remember the tones.
That's literally all I know and I don't even know if I'm remembering right.

I tried to teach myself how to say I don't speak it so I could respond to people talking to me when I have a chinese name up.

So, uh...
Wo bu hui shuo zhong guo hua.

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

How do I even get hair drillz like that?

I don't think those are even possibru

Liam Russell
Liam Russell

What happened to your autistic meltdown of "im filtering everyone"?

Connor Howard
Connor Howard

Well then.
I can't seem to think of anything....

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

like 99% of anime hair styles are not possible.
thinking is a waste of time anyway.

Adam Walker
Adam Walker

And so your back~! From outer space!
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face.

I love that song lol
Thanks<3

It's certainly dangerous. In this day and age people just swing though randomly.

Of course you're allowed to be cryptic, love.
That doesn't change that fact that people, including myself, can be curious.

Robert Murphy
Robert Murphy

I don't filter people.
I thought it would be funny to see people reply when they were told that they were filtered.

Jordan Russell
Jordan Russell

your

it's a pretty iconic song, that's for sure. not a huge fan of disco type music though.

Zachary Richardson
Zachary Richardson

Don't worry, if it's me with that swatter I wouldn't hit you.

Mainly since I suck at hitting things

Josiah Ramirez
Josiah Ramirez

"I was just pretending to be retarded."
Classy.

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

Needs a bit of work.
So, 不是 “我不会说中国话”。
你说”我不懂中文“。

Brody Johnson
Brody Johnson

WHEN UR MOM GETS TENDIES THAT AREN'T DINOSAUR SHAPED

Samuel Williams
Samuel Williams

evenin lads

Colton Gray
Colton Gray

Dream hair status: crushed.

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

We got you tendies
they're nuggets

Jose Diaz
Jose Diaz

That much product and irons to get that kind of curls would just make your hair fall out.

Aaron Hill
Aaron Hill

It's technically bed time but I don't wanna sleeps yet.

Can I ask for that in pinyin?
Ideally with numerals instead of tone marks?

Blake Stewart
Blake Stewart

poor maddie.

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

Okay, try this one.
We all sit down at a banquet of our consequences.
I think I like that one the most. But then again I come up seemingly better ones every now and then.
You still need to practice on that.
Anyways, I'm replying to you so it's a moot point.

Luis Brown
Luis Brown

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Gavin Morgan
Gavin Morgan

wo3 bu4 dong4 zhong1 wen2
Basically, I don't understand mandarin.

Benjamin Price
Benjamin Price

My curls were in there pretty good. I should have asked for hair drills.

I use marshmallows as curlers haha

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