Because you are too lazy to make one, you useless ingrates
Because you are too lazy to make one, you useless ingrates
first for martha
I don't speak northumbrian
that's pretty cute
I hope it's a bit better than the one I bought.
never stays in tune
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NAME?!?!?!
Hes a marthafacka
El hermano knows
Christ that movie was dumb.
Wow omg the symbolism
marvel CUCKS can't compete with this
I certainly remember when DC was the spearhead for good comic book movies.
Were the 70s that good?
In the hippie dippy bullshit way I guess.
Yeah. Honestly though, it wasn't Ben's fault. He played a decent batman.
Like 9/11, jihad to be there i guess
Also ben > christian bale
implying marvel is any better
It's better paced, and the characters are more built up since they've all had like 3 movies (except hawkeye and blackwidow).
The stories are still bad.
Ben was great, for the shitty direction given to him. Zack fucked the movie I really really wanted. Zack just sucks terribly. Batman was great except for the whole gun thing, but if I remember 89 Batman killed like 4 people too.
Most comic book movie stories are terrible, Smiles. Because they're literally all the same.
Guardians was good though.
The avengwrs is a peetty shitty franchise
Xmen is the only good marvel
Well, plus guardians.
Only metahuman irl is assad
I think that Bale plays a much better Bruce Wayne than Ben, but Ben is an overall better Batman.
I think Bale was a better cast for the Nolan Trilogy because Bruce Wayne was so important to the story aspects of it all that Batman felt more like an addition to the character of Bruce than a separate entity. This is in contrast to the comics where Batman is the main personality of Bruce or they are even in conflict as they try to balance the two lifestyles.
I would've loved to see a Ben Batman movie where it focuses on the his greatest hits.
Guardians was good.
And they aren't all literally the same. I think Dark Knight Rises was a show of excellence for the superhero genre.
A standalone origins batman before BvS Would have been a bold but more productive move.
Ive only seen the furst half of SS and(my opinion) i feel its good. Especially with the cameos of ben.
Eh christian was alright.
It was just all muscle and power though.
I didnt get the overall feeling of the great detective or master if subdefuge
But different strokes
Hail to the king
Adam West>Kevin Conroy>Michael Keaton>Ben Affleck>Will Arnett>Christian Bale>George Clooney
Bale had to play Bruce through his whole life, save for him as a child. So we get a better understanding of the character of Bruce Bale plays. That's the reason why he's a better Bruce. Ben's a better Batman because he's just has the best fighting I've seen from batman in a while.
Ben Batman movie
they aren't all literally the same
You know what I mean. It's a three act situation where the first brings up his origins/training, second goes to where he is now and more training, but with a clear threat to the protagonist, and then the end where they win.
Then the end credits scene where Sam Jackson with an eyepatch comes in and makes you realize the whole movie was an ad for the next one.
They're making an Affleck batman film. affleck is producing and directing.
Superheroes are for children.
I can't wait for everyone here togo HAM
Also co writing
I mean yeah, if I had parents as shitty as yours I wouldn't want to look up to them either.
He's also making the lenses himself apparently
Batsy ruins date night :(
when you're just trying to take your girl for a night on the town, maybe rob a few places, and Batsy ruins date night
i want warner bros to go nuclear
press the button that comissions a 3 hour long film where batman kills every DCEU character
call it quits
tfw no date night to get ruined
Give at least three movies for there to be a Justice League.
Hype od WW
Hype for WW*
Emil has learned the skills Flashbomb Stock and Trap Stock II
Emil can now learn the skill Dark Emil
What the fuck, game.
I'm not even doing field gathering anymore, lol.
Not until Rank4, anyway.
why does this board exist?
why does anything exist hashtag deep
What is germany
People were unhappy about 4chan bans.
til /soto/index.html is a board
that fucking face when /soto/ is over a year old already
Is it you or Colbs that made it?
I was a mod but apparently if a board is inactive for a good while someone else can take the board over
I dunno whos mod now
I've been wearing these clothes since the start of the game.
political science is not a real science
for the billionth time rin it's ded. not dead. ded.
Shhhh, no bumps.
I still have my 2000s flipphone
Can I be like Grim and leave for like 2 months or maybe 3?
That would be pretty cool
you couldn't leave if you tried, soto. you're too neet.
You'd have to first deny liking traps first to go full Grim.
For what purpose?
It is quite easy to do if you are busy.
Be rin and leave for 3 years.
or me. you're NOT SPECIAL
Has he even been gone for one? I remember him being here at the literal start of august when I stopped by lol
yeah he hasn't been gone long but definitely longer than I think a lot of us thought he'd be.
he's been back as user a few times though. for sure.
when you press buttons to send information over the telephone networks to other people you know and encode/decode & transmit audio
tfw base camp
Btw, Cuppers, that girl with the white hat playing a game on her phone/handheld/whatever is the 14 y/o.
The girl to her right is Ciel, she's 16.
Of course he has been and he's not hard to pick out, guy can't chill if his life depended on it
they both look like they are plenty old enough so the fuck is the point. disgusting. just go for whatever then, because that's very disappointing.
So just as a regular phone? Oh, that is mundane.
what else would it bee
Erina is still flat.
then she is the one to go for.
Dunno, I am sure there are probably projects where people have altered old phones to do interesting things.
Since that girl is a literal helmet wearing retard, there's no way she could even consent.
It's straight up abusing the mentally handicapped.
But since it's two retards how does that work?
bitch like I'm gonna know that. I saved that gif about fifty years ago on /b/.
r u from prewar times?
only whites can commit violence.
non retarded whites.
no. I'm from pre prewar times.
I think I first saw it there too before I even knew of the show.
is the show even worth watching? I mean I watch a lot of anime that's basically just cute girls doing cute things, but there's only so much of that worth watching.
I bet life was a lot easier back then.
Not a horrid idea!
everything was way harder actually. like how hills were always uphill both ways, and how we all sat around playing with sticks and dirt AND WE LIKED IT
p e r v e r t
What about retarded black people?
I should bedddd
they are even more exempt. they literally can't commit violence. in fact any violent act they might commit is instantly a white man nearby's fault and the white man is sent to prison.
It's not really anything exceptional just a fairly well made high school show with comedy/sci-fi/romance elements that felt like it had a little more depth and feeling to it than the regular show of that type to me.
hmm. well I'll add that to the mental "maybe" list then.
To be exact.
Everything and everything is always a white cismale's fault.
Never anyone else's.
could have fooled me.
CNN-tan is also a more important character from the same show.
Sounds like you are just pushing your lewdness off on me
I dunno. that doesn't sound like something I'd do.
To even think to suggest that a non-gender binary and/or non-white person could even begin to think of committing any act that is in any way negative to anyone at all is just bigotry and you should check your privilege for it.
yes ma'am sorry ma'am.
inb4 ricky gervais laughing at ">ma'am"
It's okay, I'll accept your lewd for a price
this did not work at all on my cat
it's amazing I have such a perfect image to reply to this.
I like how the cat just goes fucking flying.
I'll make ur cat go fucking flying if u know what I mean
Are you saying you'll sneak your cucumber by my... ... cat?
That's the most excited I've ever seen you over pussy.
yeah probably. I literally have no idea how you could make much out of the nonsense I said.
you should see how I get when my cat is acting cute.
but we didn't even agree on terms.
I'll pass u, bub.
You're too slow.
he actually read that gay-ass comic
oh right, because you didn't.
Gotta go fast
It wasn't intentional!
so you "accidentally" read a comic that is obviously going to turn out very gay?
Literally just lots of sex obviously, the added romancin will be extra
He looks like a girl in the first three panel! How was I suppose to know?
but what if I don't want either
there's literally penis on the third page.
I needed to keep reading to see if he was actually a guy or a herm...
But it's left ambiguous as to whether it's a male's penis or not.
you're right. I'm sorry for being a bigot.
JUST BECAUSE HE HAS A DICK DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S A GUY, CUPCAKE.
STOP BEING A BIGOT YOU FAG.
I'll be sure to flog myself later for this slip up.
time for procrastination
Then take your lewd back! I don't need to burden myself with it for free, jeez
can't take it back. it's already out there.
I don't need your abuse! I'm going back to my happy place.
How do you become a good attention whore in the thread?
I don't suppose it's too complicated since so many posters are so successful at it.
good. get out of here, fag.
you're doing great
you have the best built in way possible. stop complaining you vagina haver.
Post gross porn.
two pages in and this comic is already very upsetting.
Ask general questions to the thread to get replies.
I thought you liked spanking
I do very much. one of my all time favorite fetishes, actually. that is why this comic is so upsetting. it's ruining it for me with horrible art and a cast of characters I want nothing to do with sexually.
Legal action will be took!
Thanks Loco, I appreciate the compliment but I was looking for some more constructive criticism.
Please, I didn't build into charisma at all.
This might just work.
So what you're saying is posting this comic is the image board equivalent of spanking you?
Find the purity of a crown?
when you put it that way it becomes more enjoyable.
Of course it would work. My advice is perfect.
Humans are animals of perspective. Sometimes one forgets that while in the realm of Deviantart, but it's important.
Just be really annoying.
go ahead and sue me, bitch. they can't unlewd you.
on a serious note, I think you are doing perfectly fine around here. you talk to who you want, when you want, and nothing more. I think that's the way to do it, and that's personally how I do it as well. if you really want more attention the easy way is to put out more replies. find things to comment on without already being a part of the conversation and you're likely to get more replies back, which feeds into more and more replies.
I'm okay with this, I get the lewd and half your stuff
No, I figured out how to make a impossibly sized boat float and possibly made the concept of buoyancy more clear for generations of new shipbuilders.
You truly are infallible.
Only works in rare cases though.
Eh, I was being a bit factious. Though I see what you're talking about.
What are you up to, love?
Not a method of burning ships from a distance with the sun?
I knew you would say that because I am perfect.
half of zero is zero, fagatron.
yes, I thought you might be, but since I happen to like you I thought I'd give my insight.
just playing overwatch.
I'm on the enemy team somehow. this should be fun.
what about you?
just gotta do it right
get a feel for the crowd ya know
Well since you can't provide for our children then you're likely to get arrested!
Cupcake got Spoiler pregnant?
You have to put a spoiler at the end too, new we can all see that Cupcake got pregnant.
Unfortunately not quite yet.
Are you an oracle?
I do appreciate that, lovely.
I wanna play videogames with a group, but I don't want to start voicing with others.
Well I'm thinking about starting up warthunder and enjoying that.
So you can't just Bloodchan it?
everything he did was wrong
so clearly the his methods were not optimal
but they got results
I'm an oaracle.
kicked their ass. yes I did.
shut up don't tell people.
I'll just flee the country
voicing with others is the worst, I agree.
On the one hand, they don't deserve to know, but on the other, you don't deserve to have them not know. It's quite the moral dilemma I face.
I'm not a genius, sorry.
What did he do the most wrong?
What G-d do you speak for?
It's like they just start expecting stuff, and I want no part of that.
Modesty will get you nowhere.
i actually can't remember shit about him lmao
never payed much attention to him
Have fun in mexico then
I logged onto League of Legends, and had the sudden urge to spend like $50 on a game I never played. So I closed the client.
Jeez those skins are addictive.
Hello my high-velocity friend.
I never played
Never play nowadays*
I hate myself.
Yes, that is me. How's your mood? improved since the last time?
Still waiting on the binder you said you'd update me on.
tfw smiles will never slowly insert and remove her rosary beads from your anus
you poor thing
I hate it when people pull that entitled crap like wanting you to interact with them and shit
eww no. I'll move to...hmm. actually I'll just stay here.
Listen to some vaporwave.
That's as far as my professional psychology training goes.
Jail it is!
Don't recall audio ques being related as a first step to such things.
It's in my car.
I'll take a picture tomorrow and send you a picture.
And some cliff-notes on the interior, if able, please.
the literal worst
I don't have cliff-notes. I'll just take the photo of the binder itself.
It's like getting your hair ripped out.
I have a phd in trying to feel better.
Doesn't cupcake have a fetish for criminals like he does everything else?
So wouldn't jail be more of a reward?
They'll grow up without cupcake in their life, Rin! I just caaaan't
Make me a drink, TB!
I would have thought you'd like a good hair pulling.
no GN is the one with the fetish for jail birds
Ouch, that hurt!
hair tugging and hair ripping are two different things.
very true. but before the ripping part it would feel pretty nice I bet.
I like how you're lowkey pretty kinky with many of my fetishes.
I'm much more open about it with people I'm comfortable with. Otherwise I just keep to myself since it's none of their business.
Ya, that's what i thought you said.
Really? You don't go up to strangers on the street and tell them that you like having your hair pulled, like, sexually?
you're comfortable with me? but hasn't tsuchi told you how horrible I am?
you kinky jail bird slut.
Cup what the fuck was that noise lol
check the video I posted
It's his ice cream eating noise.
Is this girl on the spectrum
Is his "gay noises" worse than Desu's?
I've only seen like two episodes of Bob's Burgers, but I really liked them. I should watch it sometime. Same with The Goldbergs.
it's a pretty great show. really flew under the radar all things considered. but it's still going as far as I know.
Yeah, I'm glad it's getting more seasons. I don't know why I'm so lazy about something as inactive as watching TV.
It was a groan. Like a death groan.
mom tells me that since my meds aren't working I should just get a green card and smoke pot and stick with xanax because it's the only thing that's actually worked for me
I'm the same way a lot of the time, honestly. but it's fun to let a show build up a billion episodes and then just binge it all anyway.
Nothing feels better or worse than watching dozens of episodes of a show for a few days straight.
I just assume when he's drunk, his voice gets lispy and he's prone to random gay noises.
eating an entire pizza in one sitting comes close.
my speech gets a little slurred if I'm extremely drunk, otherwise it's the same as always. I think I told you about going out with my family a few weeks ago completely shitfaced and none of them could even tell.
I think that just falls into the "nothing feels better" category. Like when I found out my swimming class has three guys including me and then nine chicks.
the chinks were all chicks, then? or was chicks what you meant
I don't understand.
you are right to be confused because I misread your post.
HE SAID CHICKS
You always automatically read racism into a situation, huh
it's not my fault. it's just how I was raised. properly
I mean, I guess like four of them are chinks, and then another two are brown chinks.
He's became a literal SJW nigger.
I only do that on Saturdays
Tsuchi loves you
To think you went from proud Republican to...this.
I'll have to tell them that I'm trans so that I can take pictures of them all with my cellphone in the locker room for y'all. Liberal paradise.
I am skeptical of this statement in the extreme.
You should be.
ah you're doing what the kids call...trolling.
what a good idea. you should tell them that telling you to put your cell phone away is triggering.
well for starters.
The cellphone is an extension of my body, and they are therefore threatening my bodily autonomy. In a locker room, no less! They will feel so much like backwards hillfolk after that, they'll have to pose for me.
He's like a hedgehog and hides from the world with his edgy exterior while trying to eat his own shit.
Don't take much of what he says seriously.
you're the hero the threads deserve.
well, I don't. but at the same time can a hedgehog truly love? especially when the hedgehog is more like an edgehog. like tsuchi. or shadow.
Don't insult me. I get enough of that from what I imagine my refrigerator is saying to me.
but that wasn't supposed to be an insult.
You have quite the curious view of what these threads deserve, in that case.
Whoa, now we're getting philosophical.
or, like with so many other things, I just don't actually give a shit.
you're right. I'm so sorry. I'll pull back on the stuff that requires actual thought.
You are grunge personified.
Just because I know Tsuchi loves it when people make nini posts when they aren't even posting.
I had five dollars for a sucky and you weren't behind the mcdonald's dumpster
take it back.
goodnight rin. sleep well.
well shit, I thought you said you were going to burger king, not mcdonalds.
Nevermind what I said, I didn't mean to be a Negative Creep.
well that's too many. I only needed one.
Those are some Dumb puns
What I said was Dumb. I'm sorry for trying to Milk It.
SHUT UP I WAS USING THAT ONE
Sorry, wasn't trying to be a Downer.
Guess I Blew it though
I'll Stay Away from the subject
okay. I'm pretty confused now.
You don't have to. This is a place to Come As You Are.
actually going to Burger King, ever
song titles. but what band. come as you are is nirvana, right?
But I'd rather not Drain You of your available titles to use
oh. okay they're nirvana. you guys suck.
you will never throw rocks at Cupcake
Wow. An insult after such a sincere apology? I thought your parents raised you better than that. It's just a complete coincidence that they were all songs from a grunge band.
it's balled up paper.
I'd prefer rocks.
see smiles. you see?!
he hates me.
i don't even know what nirvana is
you can't prove anything
He tells me that he wants to smash my head in everyday.
At the same time he wants me to talk him to sleep every night.
I don't understand this body language.
I think it's a brand of lip balm..?
i thought it was a brand of lotion myself
You would think that, Lotion Lips.
that's so adorable.
I'm just kind of winging it. I'm pretty tired.
wh-what does that even mean
i'm not sure what that means
I literally never say that.
"Winging it"? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
It means that you put lotion on your lips like a fucking freak. You fucking freak.
someone noticed me today!
test is such a good guy
stop hitting yourself
He has resting white knight face.
someone noticed me today!
test is a real human bean
are you offering to hit me instead?
what do I look like, a BULLY?
maddie told me to tease you about your puppy peeing on your phone. so ha. your puppy peed on your phone.
well no, but I can always dream.
It was meant to be taken a bit more like exasperation.
you kind of are too. once in a while.
I'm going to sleep ! Oyasumi /jp/ !!!
that's not something to wish for though
Don't be coy you dog.
I mean Holla Forums !!!!
sleep tight, desu.
I long to be bullied.
what's the going rate of sex for memes
I am so exhausted right now
What's going on cupcake?
i think a therapist would be better for you
I dunno why, she just told me to make sure to tease you for it.
consider yourself teased.
I am also exhausted right now, although I'm guessing you're tired because you just woke up and I'm tired because I need to sleep soon.
it's just a fetish thing chill your bones, eisen
This one is worth a blowjob with one of those hilarious mouth condoms.
sex is disgusting
I want a full list of all possible memes for all possible sex. if possible.
You're cute once in a while also.
who said anything about sex? just some light bullying.
take it back.
Regional variances and the volatile meme market make that impossible, I'm afraid.
I woke up a couple hours ago and I still feel like shit
Just taking a little smoke break right now so I will probably be busy in a little bit
I'll force it onto you.
the rare sighting of kaybe being COMPLETELY USELESS.
i refuse to compromise my morals
oh, gotcha. do you work today?
I'll get my rape whistle, lady. you keep your distance.
I refuse to compromise my molars. we're similar, you and I.
I can tell you that this particular meme is worth a mayonnaise blumpkin. Sorry I can't be of more help.
I'm working now
And I hate it already
I do not recognize this term.
ah. so business as usual.
"The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet."
i just got home
now youre here for me ^ ^
I get a couple days off after tomorrow
I can hardly wait
cool. gonna just go throw up everything in my stomach for some unrelated reason.
test is always there for us. he's so dreamy.
that's awesome. I still need another two days. livin' for the weekend. all week, every week.
You must have sucked the butt sickness out of Squash on accident.
Speaking of sucking out butt sicknesses, you taking bets for tonight?
I hate youre stupid voice I'm done talking to you
me: Wow that was kinda rude
Don't make me hit you.
Nope. Whistles never worked to keep me away.
It's been pretty slow lately
I hope it stays that way
bets for tonight? bets on what?
you're a monster. this is very upsetting. I'll find some bear mace, I swear I will.
I WAS TALKING TO THE GODDAMN GAME I'M PLAYING.
On whether or not Al will contract butt sickness from Squash
aaah. I'd say it's a guarantee for sure. there's literally no way they won't end up with some ass to ass contact.
I hope it's romantic.
with squash involved there's no way it won't be. test might need to bark a little to get squash going though.
I am Russian. I'm stronger than bear.
Sure. Teh love is dead.
He'll have to be careful to wear gloves so that he doesn't scratch up Squash's back.
Anyone want to play league?
Want to? Sure. Have some procrastination to focus on though.
All I'm saying is that if Frank can do it, you can do it.
I'll play with ya
I've played that game less than 100 hours. I am offensively bad at it.
letting being bad at playing a game stop you
I wouldn't play Overwatch if I didn't do that, you can do it too
We have IDs now you know.
One second. Patching the client.
Also arguing with the BF because now he's jealous I'm playing with someone else and is insisting I play warthunder wtih him.
He let me play by myself for an hour as I waited for him, but apparently asking in the thread lit a fire under his ass, and now he's saying that he comes first.
YES, I SEE IT'S CUPCAKE AND THAT HE HAS 108 POSTS.
I AM MAKING A JOKE.
jealous I'm playing with someone else
You literally asked me to and I said "one sec, let me talk to this person in Fallout and I'll get on".
And then I did.
And started it up.
I'm doing homework. Maybe you should cave to your controlling boyfriend.
omfg that shirt
IT'S CLEARLY TOO HIGHBROW.
Looks like one of the many similar shirts Soto owns
Whelp, there goes that plan
I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free.
not enough sleep and an 8 hour shift makes me lethargic man
just don't give a fuck
Yep that's me every work night too
Eh, Soto makes it work. Kind of. Almost.
AND I WON'T FORGET THE MEN WHO DIED
WHO'D PROBABLY LAUGH AT ME
When every song on the radio is about love and you're like 'pls stahp'
Love is a myth anyway
You're into the whole humiliation thing, though, right?
You love your mom, right?
Designed by the cultural elite, surely.
Depends what you mean.
The radio plays nothing but garbage where i live
Garbage for garbage :^)
What the hell kind of cat is that?
qtpie just can't grow a beard