explosive cummies edition
explosive cummies edition
do I do it
Do it, desu.
100% yes buy it
The puppy just pissed all over my fucking phone
I can't believe this
I was calling him such a good boy too
Stupid fucking mutt
I already ordered the patchy one the other day though idk if I should get 2 in the same week
It's just a puppy.
If you can't get over the fact it's going to piss on things until you train it well then I don't know what possessed you to get a dog.
I don't know what possessed you to get a dog.
but we know what would possess you to get one
do ho ho
It's not my dog
I plan to get a dog, but honestly doubt I'll fuck it.
I just want one for company.
He's still a cutie pie omg
ugh I KNOW it was a frickin' joke squash come on
So wait until next week then get it.
Cupcake will never hunt Aragami with you
To be clear, neko, that was a webm of when subaru pats rem on the head.
'cos returning the favour.
I would suck at it anyway I've never played the game. plus don't you have some underage catgirl to take?
implying NPCs will ever be as good as actual players.
Plus, I don't take the 14 year old.
I recognized her from the first game and it just makes me feel bad.
And the girl with cat-hair is 17.
probably not gonna get the game any time soon but if I ever get into it I'll tell you and maybe we can hunt together.
I'm literally sitting at my job doing nothing. And there is nothing for me to do for atleast another hour.
sounds like you hit the jackpot. enjoy getting paid for doing nothing you lucky stud, you.
Except it means my day is going to be 14 hours. And I'm going to be sprinting.
Oh right, that's Mandy.
just get squash to carry you so you don't have to sprint
tfw have none
texting me when he's only three minutes away
see you all later.
See you, Cuckpake.
there's still away to play
When your mission operator is like "I hope I helped out!"
You let me know when my damage goes up 15% and I've entered edge mode. :^)
With gods and the eaters thereof?
yes! I meant that one.
oh my fucking god getting this is 320 was such a hassle
Sometimes I worry that I'm too easily distracted to make a digital card game.
I'm pretty easily distracted and I've made games.
Granted, those were for classes.
I couldn't even do it for class. I'm sort of retarded.
If it's any consolation, my final project in highschool was unfinished.
I had all the systems and everything implemented, and active in play.
I just could not for the fuck of me be arsed to finish doing the map.
Approximately 60% of men who get aroused have erect nipples.
how common is it for men to not have nipples
i'm asking for a friend
I have an erect penis
Bad news for you.
I don't tend to get past the, "Oh, that would be cool," stage.
dun dun duuuun
I honestly don't blame you.
guess you'll have to find out
Holla holla got tha dolla.
Brain problems are the best!
So I suppose I will.
It doesn't help that coding itself is fairly time consuming.
Esp. if you get into 3D models.
Freedom coins? What game?
Coding is Hella tedious.
ordering eta tomorrow
fix that thingy and then uuuuhm,
watching something cool
IIRC it's, like, Fenrir Credits or smth.
It's God Eater 2: Rage Burst
the thing, to get in.
Already fixed that and I have nothing to watch
I suddenly got super confused.
Tell me on skype?
Become an Eater of Gods with me.
don't you have a backlog?
I enjoyed playing the one on the psp
Yeah but I don't have any way to get to it right now
you can't watch on phone?
I'd have to download them and I don't really feel like it
do you read manga?
So now play it on PC with me!
I still don't have power
you can try that on phone!
What mangoes are good enough to read right now?
what are you into?
Alright, I'm reaching a point where I am making myself feel worse the longer I stay up. I should go listen to some music in bed.
Have a good morning, guys- and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight.
If I read that I am just going to want to cap more rem
Nothing in particular. I like anything really
Tamen De Gushi is pretty cute
Took a nap.
Don't play games with me rinrin
You will never receive my pets again
Did I just read that your phone got peed upon by a puppy?
or try reading those classic horrors that don't seem scary but kinda creep you out for a week
It was kinda my fault cause I was calling him a good boy in a really high voice and it made him too excited so he pissed everywhere for whatever reason.
I love doing that though cause both the dogs go absolutely crazy and it is kinda funny
Sometimes I pee when I get too excited.
How high up were you going? Dogs are dumb.
Kinda like mickey mouse but really loud
It annoys the hell out of everyone but the dogs love it
Is it not normal to pee when you get too excited?
I was gonna make that joke lol
*equi;ps tinfeoil hat
I get excited by other people peeing if that counts?
I was going to joke that you must keep towels at hand whenever you're talking to [Certain Poster].
But you probably do that anyway. :^)
getting excited talking to anybody
Get your collective shit together, guys.
Looking at /vr/ before Reid comes in to hang.
After that I'm going to get all my shit that's left in my van and get ready to head out.
Mr. Pickles is so rad
Just waiting around to go into work. Might make some sort of ghetto-ass lunch soon.
Trying to be productive with a surprising degree of success.
Thats pretty expensive
howto do this
Do I look like a mathematician to you?
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Holy shit, Erina.
I feel ya girl.
Nice ass hole.
Hole in ass
This thread is putting me to sleep omg
everyone say nothing
let him purr
I wanna purr too~
That Nosferatu Lulu is terrifying.
I'm not purring at all
it used to be for sale on etsy but I think somebody bought it or it was taken down aha
this show is weird
Purpur blocks? :^)
Don't know what that is
I am getting sleepy tho
So I will stop posting
Steam if you want but I will probably fall asleep very soon
Shit in shit out.
Why aren't you eating gods with me? :<
You guys ever play this?
I got that nose wheelie first line it was rad
test for justice
I don't think Al has the qualifications to be on the Supreme Court, to be honest.
for novelty use only
..it's not Halloween yet
leave the ghosts
happy not halloween
but the picture says happy halloween?!
Cussing at them and not complying
What did she expect?
Maybe if she raised her son better she wouldn't be in that situation in the first place.
the image lies through its' teeth
Well okay then..
gotta be zero tolerance for halloween
I like sparkles
Those *pets better come with a pint of ice cream.
The uncut video apparently has her going on about how her son dindu nuffin and that's why she isn't complying: because her son that is fleeing the cops is completely innocent.
And now she's trying to sue for millions of dollars because hey, you now get paid to harass the police.
Wow lexi you degenerate
ice *creams* a bucket
tfw no algorithm exists for solving general nonlinear constraints on integer variables
not with that attitude
Those are some big words coming from you.
tfw no capadfapucinoado adn teime afor leaguaae leageannnds
The son is a scumbag though for bringing them to his mom in the first place. He should get an extra charge for that.
I never claimed not to be <3
I have a feeling its not butter pecan lol
Ok, it took me like 6 tries to get that you were just mocking Neru there and not just saying a bunch of words I don't understand.
Well, I don't understand them still, but you get what I'm saying.
❤️ Come degenerate in my bed
">tfw no cappuccino and time for league of legends"
I hate turing machines and everything to do with them
I don't know if I should be ashamed that I could read that so well.
God bless you.
I just added like eighty letters where they don't belong like he does because "teehee i r cute~".
Fuck if I know why he does it.
"That feel when no cappuccino and time for League of Legends."
Wow. That's racist.
We should be paying them those millions in reparations, you bigot.
it is so sad so sad that so many problems are seem to be intractable ;;
Oh, Gilligan. You're so silly.
Don't you ever fucking do that shit again. I will gut you like a Cornish game hen.
I love how, while most of those words you can decipher well enough, cappuccino became capadfapucinoado
spraying an 84 y/o woman is every ok
She was clearly being a nuisance
'Biblical punishment' for burglar who raided Winchester Cathedral and broke both ankles
This guy hid under the alter thing in a Cathedral and waited until everyone was gone, then smashed the donation box and stole the contents and then realised he was locked inside so jumped out of a stained glass window 25ft high to escape, breaking both of his ankles. The donation box only contained £10. Kind of hilarious. He had some drug habit to fund apparently.
You didnt respond to my last messages
Line rider? ye
Can be helpful and save you time ^^
youmeanlike saying fuggit and not bothering to try or
"endangering the welfare of the elderly" charge
He tried to hide behind his moms age for protection.
I'm not racist.
Sounds like this biblical punishment was actually on the church.
im no ice cream expert
I will shoot your dog if you ever threaten me again.
I quite literally just hit a bunch of random keys amid the process of hitting the right ones.
The dude is low enough to steal from a charitable donation.
He deserves it.
But sadly, now someone else will be forced to pay for his surgery and recovery.
We all scream
For ice cream
Joke's on you.
I haven't had a dog in years.
Go to my steam profile and click on the link in the description.
I don't actually get steam alerts,
and when in game the icon won't flash.
Huehuehue I don't hear a no
The joke is really on the dog, isn't it?
I actually kindaaa have an exam tomorrow on this stuff
aaaa exams this early in the year
this is a trick
I honestly think the woman shouldn't have had her charges dropped.
I'm more interested in what you dishonestly believe.
it's a re-sit x_x
That's what I'M ASKING
2hjus are sluts
subby has been slacking
aha Ihave resists too to butjust to improve grades
What is the trick
Neru you're super smart I wanna be like you.
They most certainly are not
areyou being insincere tome right now
Nah, I'm essentially a butt.
Not as slutty as megumin
Just the butt of a bunch of height jokes.
we all are
it's an art piece
but not really
Yeah.. I can get by like that for the easier modules, but this one rekt me
Keep it up, sounds like you're in a great position
If somebody ever lightly taps you on the kneecaps they'll probably explode and then we'll see who's the short one.
I'll never understand modern art, it seems.
I was doing sprints earlier on a recycled rubbed track.
it depends on the intent imo
which is why i said "but not really"
You don't need to wear a rubber for a good ol' rub, familia.
It is somewhat surprising that one of the largest cathedrals in the UK only has £10 in donations unless they collect it all the time.
It amused me that he broke both his ankles out of stupidity and poor planning for only £10. Apparently he was then spotted crawling around in public trying to escape but police just assumed he was a drunk and left him to it.
If somebody ever lightly taps you on the kneecaps they'll probably explode and then we'll see who's the short one.
Why were you sprinting on a track of recycled rubbers? Ew...
On a manufactured surface.
Made from old tires.
I went to a modern art museum once. I liked the pieces that were technically and visually impressive, but there were a few pretentious pieces that were just kind of... nothing.
Is "public intoxication" not a crime there?
It's a joke.
On an imageboard.
Made for Chinese girl cartoons.
This folder naming scheme is unusual.
Look up the most expensive painting ever sold by Rothko.
It's literally just haphazardly painted three colors.
And yet highly accurate.
but goodlucks thoughh it will probablee be fine
*Someone is willing to buy at
I like this one.
It looks like what happens when you give an angry kid a bunch of crayons.
But hey, I just don't "get" it.
Don't worry, Tsuchi, I totally get it. You want me to make you some pretentious modern art. I get it.
Kind of and kind of not, in theory it is but it only really seems to get enforced if you are being a massive dick though. It's hardly uncommon on weekend nights in city centres to see people clearly extremely drunk and the police around just ignoring it. I think the police just mostly think they have something better to do and don't want to waste holding cells on it.
They pay that much because the value will only ever go up. It's a financial investment. They don't give a single fuck about the painting itself.
The pretentious name leads me to believe this is definitely a real thing.
I'm pretty sure being drunk in public is fine but drinking isn't.
No, some like to have it up to tell other people "It's worth over 100 million and it's hanging on my wall, hold on a moment while I smell my own farts"
The pretentious naming is my favorite part.
Well, yes, but those people are idiots. It's only "worth" that because you can sell it a year later for millions more.
Beep beep im a jeep
If you can find another idiot that is willing to pay that much.
It would be so fun to be a famous artist whose work is worth a shit load of money. I'd start naming things like, "You guys are idiots," and, "I make money selling puke to clueless rich people."
The "art world" is literally a handful of rich assholes who have nothing better to do than buy shitty "art" from each other.
Ah, fair enough then.
They throw you in "drunk tanks" here if you're visibly intoxicated and disruptive.
Thanks, I hope so too
Remember. Some guy sold this for over a grand.
Hearing the phrase "drunk tank" makes me think of Christmas.
I've had this setting for years. Lol
It's a cell with nothing in it for them to hurt themselves so they can just piss/shit/puke all over themselves and no one cares while they sober up.
Still better than about half of what you'll find in art museums.
It's so Christmas-y.
Sad but true.
As long as there's still art like this to defend, the pretentious ones can have their fill.
My shoulder hurts so I'm gonna go. Later.
Yeah that is kind of what I meant by being a massive dick about it. "drunk and disorderly" Although I think a lot of the time they try a "clam down mate and go home, you've had enough" and offer help approach before anything else and what counts as disorderly is kind of dependent on context. Like I think walking around in broad daylight shouting nonsense at passersby while drunk would be considered a problem but a lot of the time a group of drunk lads walking around doing football chants at 11pm is fine in a non-residential area.
people will never pay you a grand to draw two dogs fucking
Hey is that download done?
my high score is 150
I can't find a single intact torrent.
And then he screamed "not in my ass" Hahahaha
You can get arrested for just wandering drunk anywhere but it's kind of at the discretion of the cop or particular police force. If you were kicked out of a bar for being too drunk, you'll usually get slapped with a public intox since there's always officers in major bar areas.
The only major city in the entire country where just being drunk and roaming isn't illegal is Vegas.
Being on the floor and trying to play computer sucks.
I just use play a sound
I dont get many anyway
People being drunk/high in public is kind of a generally agreed bad thing.
It's not hard to call a taxi/uber to get your drunk ass home.
whats wrong with walking or cycling home
Alert noises universally annoy me, so the first thing I ever do is disable them.
It's not that big a deal when I don't have anything running, since the icon'll still flash on the hotbar, but otherwise I just have no clue if anyone's trying to hit me up.
that file name
It does seem that the US is just more strict about things surrounding alcohol generally. I got kicked out of many drinking places for being too drunk when I was younger and inexperienced at drinking but never got anything from the police.
Cycling drunk is definitely illegal in the UK.
This one better?
that's the de facto standard of getting home here
wew what why
idkk how well eating donuts and subs at once mixes
Subway memes make me think of Theseius.
No... I hate the meatball sub.
Lexis face when
That image is old.
My blood art is a higher level now and I have a link support (instead of ?).
This one then.
Im trying to blaze through as much as possible just to see if I can run it well enough
I dont know if I want to keep it or not
no hating on subs though they are great
it was my dindin today
Lol sandwich fellatio
when you're too autistic to go to subway because need to pretend to know what works for a sammich
|Rolled 2 (1d2)|
I just got super confused and I'm probably just reading that weird.
ikt cock sandwich is the best sub
Im also pretty high, so maybe I did word it weird
I do that in general
|Rolled 2 (1d3)|
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I don't get that excited over subway.
Sweet onion chicken is one of my favs.
There's that sub word again
Oh yes, I recall.
I am like, literally skipping through all text and tutorials
Sweet onion chicken
A great choice as far as subway goes
Twice in a row, even. Truly the gods have spoken.
I get oven roasted chicken with just mayo, provolone, and tomatoes every time.
Lexi goes to town on a footlong extra mayo
How many of these do you have?
HARUOMI KNOWS WHAT'S UP YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
To be fair, most of them don't tell you anything that you won't figure out naturally.
Not enough for Luka.
More than you'd think, less than you'd hope.
He knows about dat ZR.
He gets dat ZR.
I am supposing it is because if you are cycling on the road like you are supposed to in the UK in most places (cycling on pedestrian footpaths is illegal) then you could quite easily endanger your own life or other peoples.
I just get roasted ham and provolone. Veggies are icky.
Chicken teriyaki, red onions, extra jalapeños, mature cheddar BOOM NIGGA
I'm moving to SG. :^)
"Veggies are icky" is a Lukaism I've heard a few times.
What do you think about the way it looks
Ikr I dont even eat Subway that much.
As long as its not "foxbutt"
thats embaressing lol
Well stop tempting me to post them then.
onions and mushrooms best vegetables
Stopped clocks and all that.
Only thing I've noticed is AA, but I use VSR so that's pmuch unnoticeable for me.
Only time I noticed it was screencaps of particular models.
So whats the story about
po ta toes
Boil 'em mash 'em stick 'em in a stew.
Subway is so gross, though.
Why not go to a sandwich place that isn't shitty?
Eat some chips and salsa.
You are super god eater.
You eat gods better than other god eaters.
Some gods are immune to other god eaters.
But you eat those gods too.
You unlock powers in other super god eaters.
Your power also lets normal god eaters eat super gods like super god eaters.
That's about what I've gotten out to.
Eat gods with me.
It's cheap and quick that leaves a bad taste in your mouth and regret in your stomach.
Much like visiting your mom for the weekend.
Not a bad choice either, I sometimes switch it up though I don't really get subway often only things I know for sure I won't eat are the meatball subs and the tuna ones, major dislike for me
Unless you mean the story of the series in general.
In which case I can get more detailed.
Sometimes it's just a place that's convenient.
Excuse me for not living in a city with as much GDP as some iron curtain countries.
what's that mean lad
one can't exactly find a mexican at >23:00
hey now I gotta save up
you have your fun though
Get turned up to death
ur mom xD
I know you're old but why even ironically make "your mom" jokes?
This sounds like a code phrase.
potatoes is like the stuff you put in stuff when you ran out of other stuff to put in stuff but still need to put in more stuff
You see if you were gullible enough to bring that subject up.
Or, you know, sometimes food tastes better when you add a starch.
potatoes are like almost as tasteless as water they taste nothing
Damn my arthritic fingers.
where's the party then
you're right, just find your local pendejo and he'll know
Baked potatoes with like melted cheese, sour cream and some other little things? Amazing I am now hungry lmao
iron curtain countries
It's like 5/8 the GDP of the Netherlands.
At the gym
you wouldn't know a good potato if it fell on your head
you are tasting all the other stuff the potato is just there
Man, raw eggs are completely tasteless, why do we even put eggs into food?
The potato is like the bread of a sandwich, otherwise you're just being a rebel without a cause
Neru IS a good potato.
There's even eggs in his shitty pastries.
Yeah I just want to play a monster hunter
pokemon gym or gay gym
Why not both
what do you think I am?? buff??
one thing at a time know your limit
Tbh, I enjoy it far more than Monhun.
It feels less like I'm arguing with the controls.
And the droprates are generally less of a piss off.
Im just biased
is it called waiting working in restaurants because they wait for your order
What a genius
I really need at least one thing to do though
It's because they wait on people. To wait on someone means to serve them.
so am I, really.>>1307212
I fucked up most of that post but I don't care.
i fucked up most of my life and i don't care
areyou trying to trick me again
if there was karma communism would have prevailed
is that a fucking uke
no. i just wanted to make correct scoots indirectly and make him feel like a dummy.
Loco just a fuck up
yes. I play uke now. fight me.
Communism economics gonna win the long gamw
what drove you mr hawaii
we have like 4 ukes its fine
yeah okey corbyn
rebecca sugar plays the uke
rebecca sugar writes all the songs for steven universe with a uke
sabs likes steven universe. i can record cute songs from it and send them to her now. that's about it.
also look at the hat i made. isn't it the cutest thing.
Also, what point of mine were you trying to correct?